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it's stuck on. I sat on the whole flight. I spent the whole day with all my ass cheeks. I slept in it. I was going to fuck leanne in it. Like I yeah yeah, I I and I was like. Oh my god. It was still on my ass cheek as if you fucked leanna in the shade, will look like a rooster or something like that: it is like a peacock. Have a cool look, we should see if we can alienate every comic listening right now. Yeah now's go to private jets. Now. What do you love about a flying private this weekend? So it's beautiful his I'm going to cross it ongoing canada, so it's like it just makes it that much better song, one alaska two shows and then I'm going to fly to Alberta, canada and then just get off the plane. I get on the plane and fly home I'll be a at at the you know what I mean it's. I hope that I hope, because this is how I love your bus, though in the driveway. So thank you. Thank you know I have

the people in this way I dukes ike, I get. I get inspired by people living ways that I'm not like one yeah. I remember I remember his. Maybe it was rogan was talking about this flight. He took private and I it was absurd. It was, I won't, I won't say, rogan business, but it was impressive yeah and I remember going like I remember things. possible yeah like you, can get to a place where you start making money where you can do that. Like that's insane, you know, what's crazy. Is that that's the mentality that- and I I hate saying this but like sometimes you gotta hit people over the fucking head and they don't want to listen I think you and I have that mentality yeah like we're not jealous fucking people and that's what kills you it's like. Your ego will kill you and destroy you and you can sit in that pocket for as long as you want, or you can be a forward thinker and be inspired by anybody. You don't even have to like the person you'll be inspired by, but just know that it's available and that that opportunity does exist and

I love you so much. I think I can banter with you, and I know that it's out of love I get inside I buy you when I see you do something moment, we're fucked bert, did it. I gotta, do it the minute you did that festival. I am not even Well, shitting you bro, I I talked to MIKE my my a promoter and I'm like we have to do festival and I got you sure you don't comedy felt so it could be anything you're so diverse. You could do you would go to your festival for the litany of different things. You'd have because the things your into your more. Two you have, more about your hole on the pulse of culture? If that makes sense, so like going here? Is I'd, be like oh shit? I bet he did a club with someone. I bet they're gonna, the merger is gonna, be fuckin insane. I bet, there's gonna be something the middle during the break up better, be How many, but I bet, there's gonna, be so much more. I would love to see what your festival be a man I do it just do tree creative is like what keeps you saying you and I man, if we're idle for, like

our we will go in saying, and I everybody else insane. it's like. I totally forgot like three things today and people like fuck to one hundred per year. Forget it's like cause. I don't think about this shit. Thinking about like two things like tour and funny like that's all I think about. I could care less about alia, be shocked about the fucking, more erotic things I have today. I had an idea where I say I wrote it down. I said I'm going to release I'm going to write earnestly people won't like. Then I like they give as a comic. Sometimes you can tell them some cool and though we let go cool Harry out, I'm in a right a solo, music, album acoustic. Release and under a pseudonym and I'm in a promoter on other people's pike ass. You see if I can blow this guy up and then edit obey me that I loved. I literally cause. I was like dude love that, like christmas happening to talk about the nineteen, seventy five on rogan yeah and all of a sudden, everyone download the nineteen. Seventy five rogen talked about Anthony oliver, like he just reposted him and he went the guy went by

the biggest artists. The world knows like a wonder vacant for Just as a war crime has sunk around and you I would love to see you do that, like the danes fucked up one release. The outcome is dame cook if he released it like the guard, brooks did yeah. Is that pseudonym, this guy, pretty good yeah and was like a guy, has his shirt on yeah, but I love this guy people, regular up cowboy hat yeah letter on the back of the album I'll be able by vase What point was the girl figure out? It's me, the only person up. Do you stop me? Go I don't like the guys. use. It can. I know I don't know man, I don't think it is right that you Spotty, though, is the real that, like the reveal for that, is a scooby to subdue epoch. May I know you do? Is you until they pulled this stupid? Add I would like now from birth. There was

I would love for you to do a fucking festival, I would love the festival I'm going to. I love the fact that it's like like- and I love talking to you like everytime. I talk to you. It's like we just keep inspiring each other, but it's like you know I. I write shit down a lot right and there was this thing like I. I came from coffee houses, from biggest right. That's that was always my start playing this shitty night clubs were allowed. They don't put seats on the dance. or so I remember, sitting on the outside of the dance florida and they put us like a mic and stool in the middle of the desk. Like I played shitty venues pool tables, coffee house, is restaurants. You I mean where they put like a piece of plywood on top of an aid seat both during and after the aid. So like those were the boat. the rooms I was doing and and and in my head, I'm like how about if I built a venue like, I got the money how about? If I make a venue for up and coming comics, where they don't have to like fight for state

each time we're impressed the manager or there's only three clubs to work in and it's like, I want to build a thing called blackbox and it's just like it's just a an amazing venue. It's a it's a cool theater small tibet, but like everything you need, if you want to show like your you, your whatever it is, you need to shoot. You can do that. This is an like. I have it's been killing me for years and years it's been like. I know I can make something beautiful like this. and it's happening like it's almost done. Ventura yeah, I just it's like it's literally, almost all the way on Ventura yeah right next to starbucks in a ah AL's diner. I think it's all right. The vagina there right over read over its pseudo city, oh shut, forget almost done where I spent like like, like seventy, grew and just on this day, german- and it's like it's just like up where's or whatever like to work out her or or just

at the time, you know what I mean and not have to deal with the bullshit and the politics it that this town comes with. Sometimes what was the thing I don't know so I'm trying to isolate this dad my dad at a young age, tommy, two things that I that I have stuck with me and I dont know if he did a bumper, after an accident yeah, he taught me number one. I love pressure as a little kid. He said you love pressure and the thing about you burt, when, when you want all the chips against you, that's when you perform at your highest adversely I love pressure. Now I feel like pride to perform best in pressure situations. Because my dad told me that the other thing you said one time I don't remember doing this armed my baseball coach com, many me behind my back. Where all got ten dollars to get lunch it make

interim mcdonalds, on a ride and there's a homeless guy. I do not remember doing this, I'm so I'm not humble bragging. I really don't think I did. It doesn't sound like me, but I spent five dollars on a meal. For me, a five dollars on a meal for homeless guy brought a meal side. He told my dad that my dad said. That's what's amazing about you. The other thing my dad said is: how old were you when I must have been seventeen, I don't remember doing it. I really don't and it doesn't allow me now. I go ten mile thousand mcdonald's yeah. I told him a phoebe Sadly I don't know, but you get as I hear they guy. Where was I may I add on, I am so at the old menu. My dad says constantly the one thing I I envy and you as you don't get jealous, you don't get jealous. I I know I don't know, I'm sorry do get jealous. I do I it's a normal thing, but whatever the thing is that some people have, I d, Have I see cool in a lot of cool stuff I'll give you a pervert

example. I was absent I was in love with the videos you did when you'd go. When you put your hand on the camera, go check this out a higer brooklyn yeah, we got one show the king's theatre night. You know what let's add a second check this out and then you tap and it will be a soda. I love that I loved it now arms certain. There must be comics or people they get shitty about that before, whatever, dna make up. I got that inspires me in a forces, my brain to think a very creative way. I love that I same with with death or like like Joe went therapy. pulled it. I remember hearing that when just artist paca, podcast shit on his podcast, all I saw was all the opportunities that are now available to us yeah. You know when, people on twitter ross instruments. I get inspired as opposed to jealous yeah. I kind of where it comes from me by dying to know cause, I want to give it more people.

Where do you get it from? I I you know I really don't know where I get from I just I never been that jealous guy. I just get you ever try to isolate time when you're, a kid we were jealous of group grew up. Poor, don't get me wrong, I would get oh I mean when I was a kid yeah. We don't have any money. You know I got my first. In its drive and ran on a wise eighty, eight thirteen years old and unlike only have a bite. You don't like what the fuck like what can appears yoga even but like, but as far as I stand up were or anything I had to do a career or I don't know I would I get jealous. I would just get like fresh cause, I'm why you want to get to happen for me like what's goin on like, but when did I never did. I I always gave her when their flowers, because it's like I'll be there is just might my My path is a little longer and I'm go with that. I'm cool! What was your won't cause? I feel like you successful. I feel like the first time

really I knew you were successful two times one time I was at the hartford funny bone. I know I've told you. I think I've told you this. and I had a blind guy on stay abroad, a blind guy on stage and he was feeling people's faces and- and he was telling me scale, a scale of one to ten, how hot they were, and I thought it was real genius, shit, yeah method. I really cracked the code is so warm ring a reversal of states and have him go for, and I would like these days till they made me the guy's. A genius it is for that reason that I remember someone going like one of these. I blind and then I was like that's the greatest rub in the universe. Have you just brought a guy that he's like and he feels her face and,

his closer. He goes to jewish and everyone's like she does look too bad man, but- and so I got off stage jackie and you remember, Jackie's used to run the harper funny bone yeah. She comes back and I'm like really funny. Nikki glaser is with me and I'm feeling so my or no may be an It might have been this girl, Andy smith and a few miles or make those good as she comes back stage, is like yeah get ready for the second show- and I was a good show, Jackie and she goes a joke, while you're standing ovations and she walked away. Yet are you serious the next weekend I was in, I was in either omaha or des. one of those like one of the basic owner, has a room in the room and I was like to outdated Israel's look until a good sum as a good you don't you o koyo charges extra for up front, and I was like what the

I've been here in front of everything I'm doing, but that's the first time I realized, like. I realized. Oh shit, Jos popping like that. That is good I'd seen some stuff like? I knew you I'd run into a long time a long time ago at the elevator, the parking right over crunch yeah across three from the lab factory, but that's all It's like. Oh things are fucking happening now. I am wondering if that was during the he lately time by thing, before you as it is, is during was during yeah is that was that you think that was your first big boy, I think there was big part. I never did tells you all you did it earlier. You didn't you but you are a name like never was tunnel. No, no, but the comics we're talking about you. I won't. I was air was so arise, so dialed infer. That show, because I was so obsessed with celebrity gossip. Oh really, I've always been obsessed with celebrity gossip. I love it. I love it at crazy, then no one ever known one ever thinks that I'm index is not what I look like. Yet I used to be all

I cared about. I don't care as much yeah cause. I feel like once. You know the people it's not as fun yeah, but I do want to go back on something real quick. What is it I don't want, but what, when she said, that JO koy charges extra for. Can I just tell you why, though, please? Let me tell you why I did it and I dunno why I don't want to anyone think that it was like a a money grab or anything like that. even if it is who gives a fuck well, I want to explain why the what were inspired, What happened and why I had to grab a hold of that right cause. They don't understand, like people, don't understand that that's our business right, like especially when you go on a percentage deal like like I'm, not doing a buy. Like I'm, not do I owe seven hundred on the weekend yummy and will give you flight travel. It's like no. I I took the percentage deal like full on risk. It's like a like. If I so a ticket. I make no money and then was noticing that the front seats had like these vodka bottles in a in a in a in a in a

I have a pre bucket or whatever you know what I mean the metal people go because they bravery, it will sell them. They were selling front of lines yeah and if you buy the front of line with the vip bucket of vodka, you get charity front It's only hold on in the present is jill. I need those seats yeah, so I was like how do I can't counter that and I'm like alright. The only way I'm coming to your club is, I got to those seeds- and I gotta give my deal like. If you want front row I'll give you a shirt argument: woah there and that's how we're gonna do it yeah, but I yeah, but I it it's too shows or to tibet. These are really It didn't really thinking first house. I would like what everyone in the front roger bottle, a vagabond like it was, it was driving and then I asked when they would like yeah, that's over our front row front line by line. Might now that's gotta come to study at its I can't do fine work run. They also have their own camps where these with they trust me a minute.

I got rid of, although because they would go that those with a value yeah, but that's when radio got theirs and all the dj's would show up and like oh you I'm eating twenty five seats in the back yeah and yeah. They used to do that. They'd go like we. We love the improv. Don't get us wrong? I heard I love you. Probably without the improbable do you at funny. But why do you know when you when you were this man. May you gotta like when you see something you gotta like gravel. in like just like you, so the conflict I know where I first stopped it like to this day. I could tell you exactly where I stopped the cops and it was tamper attempt It was insane it was so its eggs. I knew she was pop and I knew like the other imprisonment Solana and then I go year to the temple of I've. Got it it was a cute guy little georgia. Yes, and don't know where going in? And I remember remember the Thursday show that all these cops and I'm late payment? We can't do that later.

I don't care. If I only sell one hundred tickets like it's going to be one hundred tickets, I could talk to and they'll come back with two hundred people next time, but if we carpet then I'm always going to be a clump guy. If I'm going to be for free comedy show I will everyone should take a pause right now. There's two people, I've heard say this: in my entire life and to date I've heard this sense. But to date you and thompson I have told you girl would not fuck with a car. No man is like no man. I'd rather be there, be no one in here yeah and he was a cause if you, but if you can, about this room. You then I got to cater to the cops. I got a deal with the cops, my complaints or come from the coms yeah and you and I and I will say this and I apologize to Tom's wife. I was the do there's a cop out of the room. It's ok wonderful room and I thought

You could translate them into fans. You can't you can you cannot? You will always be we're here for the beer in there's a funny guy and state that all its valuable you are now and I'll. Never come back. No thank the cat in a milk thing like it's like it's true faith or keep come back for the free milk, and it's like you are your own. You establish how much you're worth and if you're going to be free, then you're going to be free for the rest of your life. That's a really prophetic statement. I m not. There are two types of people. Yet there are free ticket people yeah, and then there are people who want to get what they like. Yeah like I don't I don't want I actually don't want anything for free like when I go to the I'm going to the rams, have gone to the rams and saints thursday night game. You know the hit hit up jones to take. You know whatever and I was like nope nope I wanna buy em and they're like it was. Like I told ages, everyone does like out by those tickets. I don't want anything, I don't they don't want. I want to metallic. I pay

take us. I don't want to. I don't first ball number one. The number one thing you need to know is: if they're giving us something we're earning it. Yes, they're going to put the second, you got there, there's going to be a mic on you and you will be doing everything. One of your promo reads: review sure rocky rip, his shirt off. I had someone. The day you had been sit next to mimic ngos. They want you to take your shirt off a good tell them. They can fuck them heat. No, and I'm fucking, given you have slab ribs, just put barbie use us and your belly. we were pleased. Here's kool aid can you do that? Go vagabond of ongoing leave her mother a and sir, and I was always I was always the guy. But there's the free take a person I really give a fuck about anything. Yeah man, they don't clean the inside of the car, that they don't wear condoms. We

it's just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just. I just know that person have a story to tell you there's always a sore there's one dude, there's there's a story. There's like a sore on her lip, a sore on their lip that they're covered with a thick mustache smoke. Cigarette smoke cigarette. They have. They have a ring here like a nicotine red is heavy they bug and they don't pronounce and tease like perfectly they advocate. Couldn't then, it could not yeah, they hate to floss. It's a time consuming and bleed. I was sitting in philadelphia and there was a dude that comes out is like dad. I'm doing accents bad. It's like brow. with tommy sold out and I was like what your tommy solar. Your ice got free tears for that guy. Now he wants twenty five or thirty five dollars for a ticket fuck him and he was like. I gotta come for your tickets and I remember thinking Tom does not want you issue, and I don't think I want you might get the fuck out.

Seventy dollars, boldly no ruler, someone. I would allow my favorite thing is like camping out tickets to people that are yank cause you'll get people a yo. An upcoming show can't afford it. This month, I'm gonna catch you next time you threw love the podcast, then I'd love just going to hit up Peter come in, and then there was like shut the fuck up yeah. I love that. man you're right, free ticket people, the worst throws free ticket people. You know this is the one I hate to ah that the the the the ghost text that just comes all of a sudden we're going to. Let's just talk about the I'll write you, a man coming to jail, is bro. Can you too, tickets, as I know may, where were you the whole year? No fuck this? I got out of up to one this out. How often do people ass for money on them? My I'm not you're fucking around. I have a mill look at

this? Is all people asking for money them oh. This is all wait till you are each of my family. Chris monopolies requested fifty bucks narrowed europe. The ok, can fifty bucks. the noise and that, as from two thousand twenty. This is, Marcus lindblom. Can I get five bucks Hey that two thousand twenty can you set of suitable. They needed that whatever Well, I mean you're fuckin ass. What am I said to him now, both financially and in our day, I'm sorry about the pandemic idea. You be fifty bucks, nominal, say hungry my say: hey man hopeful in dialogue and the pandemic. Here's, but if you did a member on the dice on their prey, yet this fifty bucks back Chris, I mean it is crazy, like as easy. I mean why not asked for fucking five one about here. One of the most have been asked for denmark is, I get asked

Is it do you get as for de blasio to prevent my? I have oh yeah all the time. All the time like joy really need the. If you can help me out man, I'm in and it's like, I hear a committee. Can we also say this sitting will be based I know how big sky above a thick helmet. Is you really use some tickets? My mom got cobit my sister got killed. I just got fired. I could use a fully to so you bad luck. too bad a purple whereby we can also be a malaria. that is the vat is about,

is the worst. They know when people ask after traumatic things and if they come on man. Don't do that. How can we do a meet greet with just you know, MIKE my dad was a huge fan in his passed away this weekend and the whole family's here, and we just want to come see you gotta make us laugh, and so we can pick him and I'm like fuck man, No, you don't mind I I really do. I don't wanna, I really want to go there. Like I'm, I'm lucky to have all the fun on stage. I don't wanna cry in my goddamn great hug, so he's no longer here, here's it and then I started you don't succeed all sides, don't like Steve fuck. Not here anymore? it is Columbus who's. This guy is like his.

not. You almost got cancer and he was come to your show. Its is dying waste. I guess he's done along on this earth, so firm has come in. They brought a limo, is it cool and I was like yeah. I was really packed this a long time ago. I remember called dane. I was like yo. How do you deal with like a diaper? Goes? Hey, don't take note, be very casual, yeah they're, going to come to you back after the show just make eye contact. Tell me hope you had a good time. Tell him he's got this he'll, be What about him just very low key, don't bring it up during the show, you'll see them. You'll see them they're going to be having the best time of their lives. Yeah you got. This is a comma after the show. So too, the show. And then they fucking goes with his left hand out inside, get again how the tickets and everything what how call because go. I maybe if it's left lefties like we get those to their bullshit people, just want reads: tickets, You bet she'd. She usually only go back there like

I know where they live and just knock on the door by hey man. What the fuck was that I need to see sunlight blood work. Yes, show me, somethin altogether I passed away, answers the door. Well, aren't you dead? I've been feeling better. Just got your shirt on yeah. He likes the groom and charges man, you don't you do man, though, We tried this gamma securities. It now do the best. We would it the best However, I was at the Tampa improv this it's gotta, be twenty years ago, twenty years ago and gary valentine. bulgaria, the high love garrick, is so. Can you explain to the people Gary valentine a terrible time is cabin james is brother. Yet his is older brother umbrella, exactly the same eggs energy saving, livery same everything, bro, I'm going to argue, and I think kevin, but it would be fine with me saying this. Gary's funnier,

carries carry so fucking for as a person, if you were not a doubt if you're gonna meet one of the brother. Yes, even kettle like me, jerry, firstly, Gary go to carry oki with galileo and you the best time in your life because he will not get out of our singing wise, zero point. Zero fucking perform its amelia. He is a million funny, it's not funny a human being. I have so many. I heard of a solid year of my life that I spent every day with Gary. We were already where he was found. No, no. We want with it. We were no, we were gonna run a tv show together oh, and so we spent every day every day. What am I memories ever of Gary valentine is he had. You Joe rogan on our and they came in with notes, and he goes how me back in notes its joe. What bodies Joe we've been friends. I've never met meeting Joe for the first time they go well burt and gary. You guys going to do the interview and hear the notes carries notes jones, my body. Women paths for years I was just Their winter riff its comics. Let us do our fucking,

in the laval engagement, but I don't need the fuckin notes, Joe, they're giving me notes come on man. Let's do let's rock and roll baby, we go out there and he's like all right. Everybody we're back my buddy today from he co hosts you have saved seeing them news. Radio Jerome jonas without gave like now, but. Get lost, Do it again, our more time because he goes okay can reveal? but he d regular come up said. Apparently we came up with a company. So right now is a guarantee that No wonder you will see that god that's buggered army. He made me lab that what about human being wake me laugh. So we go I'm in temple one week in my family and carries the improv, so Gary's gail barsky come now.

improved? Well, you know do said my hang out. I was like oh great, so we all gotta bring the whole family kerry comes up to me is Melanie. Griffith is in the fucking state. I go when he goes she's upstairs borucki on the third floor. I go look up and mike. Does it look like Melanie Griffith? He does not come to a whole party, like fifteen people, Melanie fucking Griffith came to see me, go, do you know Melanie Griffith, because now I go. Does she know your brother and he goes now? I go. You really think it's about a goofy guess what she says is Melanie Griffith, because you meet her and he goes as she wanted to keep her face hidden cause. So she had a hat on and I go okay I'll go up and do this thing, so I go up up topless like looking and I'm like Gary she's like hundred and seventy pounds. I don't think that's Melanie Griffith, he goes. Does it matter

or does it matter, because I think it's Melanie Griffith yeah right and he goes Melanie. Griffith is a big fan that that's such a good life he's. So does it even matter? Can we just Keep the illusion alive. Are you fucking my dream melodies here you fucking asshole ago in sumerian, is as if she's with her friends. So what is that yeah? These are Did they don't give her? We have google, I had a great did. I use it. No, I murdered a malady now. Actually a jollies in the corner and she's with brad she's, keep it in her shares, but they're back to gather, shut the fuck up bird guy. That guy is so fucking funny, then now is the black guy is good or bad debt.

no equalizer good bad right there. Oh, you know: Gary valentine's life is painting of all those famous actors from the fifties inside of a diner yeah world, James deeds havin a milkshake than me, If he is such a funny for is just fine. like some people, I love naturally, naturally, naturally, funny he had hardly ever made me laugh. I wish, if someone could find footage of this I'll pay you up Gary older adria caesar than that like when you seek haven't dance, that's gotta, be good inspired mean. Does like we harry does it right until we went to a karaoke bar and I've, never laughed so hard to my fucking life man, I'm late, little you know we double over, like you slip up at the bar theo like that budget, I was doing gary because it was so good and he so committed bro he's commit.

And he's singing. If he's not looking at the words on the screen, he knows the words he's fuckin, crushing it man did his his physical comedy. He used to do this thing where he'd try to. He would just simply he get on stage. He pulled the mic off, put an extend over take the mic over the improv and then he'd try to hop up on the on the piano like on the piano, but he'd he'd fall Shorty just go ahead and the need to stand up like it never happened, and it would make me laugh so fucking heart, who is the ok? Let's not talk, stand up. Let's not talk like when we talk about people yeah who's, the funniest comic, just the person that meaning not all states. Fuck fuckers asia like who is the funniest comic support for today's absurd comes from water boy. Water boy is a hydrogen powder.

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I'll start I'll say I can. I say one please I'm really dig in ass. If Ali who adrenaline you should know I usually go alone, but he's just he's funny man off the cuff, like input, you know he he he he ad libs e, o or you're passive yeah. I mean this kid's point yeah you seen his work he's. You know he gets a lot of tv work and he was in my movie too as well, but I mean this kid there is not now you ve got to click anything you be. They are now maybe the owner of this hotel in saudi arabia. What you mean a cricket value, one that looks like he's doing, fuckin stand out, she's click, it any guy, now the government is not good enough, but the soccer play I guess you made his eye on the camels, it's a guy. You know it is a body that it believes rachel you're like this was it must be, have

yeah he so I'm tellin you Bergmann lay. there's, a lot of becoming and that like haven't like blown up yet but man, this guy do right, watching over. I die every time he's just his energies on point is, Adlib skills. Like I love, I love being able to just go off cuff, you know and leave it and come back intertwine. I love call him back shit that you just made up on the carpet- oh my god and then putting it inside of a a bit like I love seeing the whole spectrum of comedy like I love I love a storyteller too. So, like a beacon, gimme, a story, let me know who the fuck you are here and deliver. the same way. I would deliver a shit You know me the worst joke you get. They built a shit joke, but then, but have the same. livery the same set ups and everything as it

I am telling my son's birthday of school, your mean and and and tell it in joke form, but it's a story like man. That's that's my everything went united when I was so inspired by like when I was a kid you know in the eighties. It's like. I will always watch like. Ah you know the storytellers I loved it. I loved, like Brian Reagan, when he would. You know, tell his stories like the baseball story, you know or or or eddie murphy, by uncle gus It's an aunt bunny. You know Richard pryor, you know what I mean like rude. Just the storytellers man Dennis wolf. Berg was my man do rest in peace, but I don't think the real got to see just How genius Dennis wolf birth was right in his will produce a teacher uses use of elementary school teacher. He always talk like this. Every punchline he would make his eyes were big, but many other sellers will forget borough. He was a genius man and I can watch him.

all day. Louis Louie Anderson, Louie Anderson raw him in his brother, and he did something. you do very, very well which either I wish I d better is he could introduce a character very simply and then bring that character to life repeatedly in just a moment, slam justa they so good. I dont do it, or at least I'm not cognizant. I am not, I can't do it as well. I know what it is the right thing to say about that, but, like his his dad, always hers mom, always getting blue. We have sent a job joke about his mom, always looking for a deal yeah, oh, that get that toaster yeah, it's a it's twenty five cents. He has it's broken and she has the cords were twenty five cents. Is I go next? I'm short a dollar I'll just stop for toaster courts like in a just and then I'll wait. There's a shoe like it was a brilliant and it was, but it wasn't dirt. It was just the same.

Love when you hear things I'll, tell you what I mean not like. I love my my favorite thing. You ve ever done again out of a lot of things. I love the way you opened you're, not your last budget with special. Before that. I think one thing was one of hawaii yeah. I love her open that about the different asian yeah, but I can't tell you what I loved about it as that a meaningless as a compliment. I think that would be something in the middle of your set, and you opened with a hammer and I fuckin it was very was very convocation vocational. I felt like it brought people together, yesterday- and I am so happy- you say a man it made me feel like his eye, witness it to yeah and you are you you're saying it with allow say it coming from a different race, but it was I who was very like our experience in the o r. U I take on and here's the thing, I'm half asia.

Yeah, I'm half white, but you know why I was raised by my mom. You know me my mom and dad divorced when I was ten. So all I know is my filipino side. My nickname, JO koy is my auntie evelyn. She used to call me jocko all the time. So that's where the nickname came from my real name, Joseph herbert the army, but I grew up in the seventies and eighties. I experienced all that bullshit Brill I experienced the racism I experienced would like pull the eyes back I can that's all asians. You know me that a little kittens that's my ma man and I was the most like trump like to this day. I still remember how my mom reacted. You know what I mean, so it was very important for me to do that. Joke like like. If you listened to it like you, gotta, really. Listen to the joke, it's like I'm, not making fun of I'm celebrating beer and I'm making them proud your domain and, like I, I clearly say it as like. Only if they have accent if they don't have accent. You can't tell us apart. keep your fucking problem is assured us that few lobby, but for a fine here you go here the little palate,

of of of ways. You could tell us if it is so partly because the site though, the response that I got was just so massive man like it was huge like, like vietnamese people going My vision or belarus are best, friends are vietnamese yeah and they fucking balls vietnamese. chinese shoes- I wish it was just the enemy. Yeah she's a chinese. Yet you know I don't want to hear the compliment anymore. I thought I could tell me brother giddy her other. How is she is she, These immigrants from vietnam. Yes, every time I try to say, could she grew up? vietnam, are not yet and then had to emigrate to boston the boats which had a real authentic. when they want to think she like just was against dissidents. Child in the new flew over, she was eight and it was from vietnam. machine identifies waymore with

vietnam, because she grew up there and she does business in vietnam but everytime. I say, like I say: she's chinese yeah, yeah and bushier, but they live like she eats via like when you go to their house. They have viet nam. Is food yeah, I was gonna, say vietnamese bombs, but I will one thing I love, though, is the response, and it was almost like. You know we always have to put this respect. I hate doing this because I always do with you right out. Go like this. You know these. Acts in what we go through in its struggle bert, and it's like late. You know you if you really look on the outside my like, if you looked the majority of whose you know populating. you know where we live. It's like you know, for you, it's it's a little different. You get to talk to a broader. I you know you get seventy percent of the population bro, it's you and there you know, and and and then, when you break it down like might like break it down, you don't sit priest groups at asian,

break it down to each asian. You mean, and you just generalised us all in one group like it's now offensive, but its such you don't feel seeing you know haven't identity right, like you, we are living in this country on filipino my modest filipino. She has an accent, but let but the minute you do an accident. It's like! Oh here it goes with the accent. Is I I'm not doing that? I'm doing that because I'm doing the best impersonation of my men? Can mother, whose bill a penal who lives here, and you know her and unfortunately, when you watch tv you don't get to see here. They they beg. You know me how many full people's nurses. You watch a show in a hospital now one packing filipino tv, but it's just I imagine how much hope doesn't have any fucking. Now general fuckin rasp little goddamn hospital grazing enemy is. Should we call filipino anatomy, like you normally filipinos in a hospital. Yes, I will repeat a lunatic. Yes, I do yeah. I know that space

libya, because every time I go into the fucking cardiologist are like do still. No, of course, but would like, like even in my family. I have so many nurses. You know me like. I have a my an aunt that lives in bakersfield. She has seven nursing homes just employs all these filipino nurses. It's, like you, know, baby want to be a you know they want to have an identity, they want to feel recognized and when I do that bit about my mom, which is a a compliment to my mom, I'm no way making fun of her fucking bad ass. You know what I mean and you get a sense of pride and you feel You have a sense of identity, you don't mean that I do it all about and the link with the vietnamese decree into the japanese. They ought just dm after dm, let your bank you broke like fuckin. Thank you like it's the best way to get that out there without being offended? It was like I'll. I watch if it would also

nor does it so conversational I've seen people look with, and on this I enough that we know all the tracks yeah that was as so in the moment it felt it didn't feel like it was prepared for the special like it felt, and I can tell usually but even me, I'm on my thing on hold on Yeah acquisition, because he's in hawaii was is something he was doing on the road and what an interesting place to do it in a. Why? Where it is such a fox melting pot. Yet there is so much like you know. Do away is a place. Does have a weird of propriety. Harry xenophobia with such a ban on like this is which made a dangerous but fun, and yet I loved it- and I was like- is chris They want me to cut all the holiest up, our I love and I will tell you I am not a fan of anything like even This especially opens up his ike virginia and ours in my head. I go don't go do long on india, but then with shame.

I'm with you get it didn't raise reliable argument with with hawaii is one you got show love to. Don't you shot it in hawaii, that's a different place, the fucking omar! That's why I shot mine, not gonna, spend fucking fifteen minutes on oma exactly and then into it's like. It is like the visiting that that is the vacation for the world yeah, like anywhere in the world? The first thing they'd be like man. I hope I get to hawaii and it's like. Let me just show case and point out some things that I have witnessed elysees gimme, some love. You know me, let's give voice of love, they give me so much love, dude list What about the two jokes and I made upon the cuff? I don't want to throw that out there when I walked out there. I made the fuckin, toyota. When I walked out. That's did I I walked down. I walked out

and I must say I don't know how I'm going to say it, but I gotta talk about the reason why my parking lot looks like a fucking toyota parking lot right now and I and I went out there and did it me bending down and pointing at the camera, and that was all spontaneously off the cuff how what hawaii is my favorite place on the planet? Yeah it's my favorite place on the planet, and I know that you're there you're there like four times a year. I think yes, let's celebrate hawaii for a second yet his eye. I love everything about it. There is, I feel, like it's a places was set up for you to go. Hey man, I'm coming but not for too long? It's almost a great one one. I stand yeah like it's like you. and you get out, and then there I don't call tomorrow, but hit me up what next time lag: Obviously I have loved. I learned level I what first I'm? U at! Why

who I was my first shows. The laugh factory knows that your first time going away, I'm ever yeah really offers some ever an opening. Mario joiner for he was just like tat, I was so ah like I'm only for mario joiner me like this is nuts I, like being a comedy geek. I knew He did like. I knew his body of worry. I know not just like the step that he he was known for, but just like I knew that he was a writer. I knew that he was mess with jerry, seinfeld and bubble. One of seinfeld's best friends yeah. It's all over the movie comedian, yeah, strong beard, yeah he's just and he's just dope, yeah and and too open for him was dislike about. That was just incredible, That's what I knew I made it would allow they weren't. Where was that shows that invitingly can we are backing the queen couple? Lonnie? I think don't call me on it, but I think that's where I was and it was just outside it was. There was a horrible venue,

I'm not gonna lie I'm just gonna. I was gonna, try and make it sound nice. It was fucking awful man, it was outside. It looked like it, like what they got rid of. The laugh factory logo is gonna, be allowed. With that unity likely said. Bellew I'll stop on days were copyright, let's burlap factory behind and that's what I like- and that was like first time gonna, hawaii and falling in love with it. Long row the row I took a while be frightened. Do what I'm doing now? How what I may tell you that you better why in life I go every year and I fly all my file, the kids. I fly fourteen deep, always really always I and so much money on these kids. There was What's your ia? What's that you got your your sisters: kids yeah, my sister at all, the kids, all my nieces nappies, my ants, my cousins whereas kids I fly out through my whole goal is to make sure that they didn't have a fucked up life that I had like. You know him mom and dad divorce it was. I don't talk to your father's.

Finally found among christmas day here he's a rebuttal, but you know that it's not about money and it's like so I don't. I don't know my. I love my dad's side. I love my dad so much. You know me, but we don't have like that tight bond that that you know my son and I have you know, and I and when Angela a divorce like that was the first thing I said we're not doing, but my mom and dad did like I'm going to be your best friend and and we're going to we're going to be like she lives it. I bought her. A house in front of my house. Yeah, like she literally face, I mean I was in a meeting before this one she faced when she was like. I catch wallet, know exactly what can you put My guess, output in areas like If you turn the pandemic yeah. I thought it was great great is for me like anyone can do it. Do like it, there are, let you have kids like you,

You are literally going to be together till you die, so make it work. I wish leanne would let me divorce her and start yourself. I knew I knew you're so cool. If leanne could just can I introduce angie to leanne leanne? Let me help Well, it is yet and bring back. Young chicks are literally oven for me not going to support leanna and I'm not going to support that at all in a hoover, ville house. In front of our house so fucked up that a small tidy like. just the little known as other name on top of the door stairs a video positively am element she's. The coolest buck woman. I've. I've ever met under the eyes. No, this believe, if you think bert purred parties, no don't let leah value. We went to the dignity at his spine razor and wholly followed. The air was like I did. You know that

kids, don't play music or leg cause. I got share that I need to tear down and shake my tits too. He got fucking loose that it was good. Fun. Fucking know is amazing. I can That was what I would do. I went to dinner activity like like last week and the person we talked about was issue and I shoot she was like oh, you mean bert goddammit. That was always you really. It was you I was you I was. I was I don't mind like all of us I'll, set the scene, and you can tell the story was a fundraiser, and so I love those I'll. Once I got money, the one thing I love more, they thing is throwing money around a fundraiser like it's fun, and I do it like the girls school. I may do those options. I fucking brought I loved or owned a lie, shut down every school fundraiser man, my son, every year, there class one, the pizza party and they all

walk into it, yeah. If you know what I would do, I'm sorry to jump on your to believe. But but this is what I would do it. It was so fucking funny all I would let the classes chess raise as much as they can until the last. stay, I sorting out. You really are missing. mrs Sanderson's classes at eleven thousand five hundred looks like they're. Getting a to party here comes Ok with fifty thousand dollar donation is a thank you, jerk boy, and I will do that. their mcdonald. Her son was in the same age in same school and she said all the times like fucking joke roy it's so much money, and then here comes your koi last minute. Just pocket buy all the goddamn tickets, but it was fun and they they loved it. I have. I have the shrimp toast before, but I are sent four nuns to cabo cause. There was that of meda, were like Sister donno is like the ice.

I get really out of hand. These auctions, like I just get fuckin loose yeah and I got the money to throw around and it's not a ton of money. It means a lot of money for everyone else, but, like it's, not adam, isn't. Look we already have the money bucket might as well give it to fucking charity right. Yes, So since I donno flax, what you did write their sister Donna says it. That's really appreciate the flags. Why don't you start with your words in our values that it? But you know that people lizzie to go. Fuck uber, yeah, yup, detlef, yeah money's, not a lot of money, but it's enough to like you know, without it or know the cabo bad. This year said I want to sit next to you, because I want to see how this happens so, I'm like I'm, like I'm gonna fuckin amount of splash or I'm gonna, razzle dazzle so they go cargoes? I wanted to show me five hundred our trip to Kabul. Five thousand outstripped copper, and did you see that the ball is the did,

dad sewer, like borrowers, gothic thirty five hundred now my fuckin way I'm way get in this guy. There are always touched. My business manager trip everything before alchemy price point on it. I dont by the way I do- and I hope we may price boy awful. I doesn't prize than the next day he said. He'd said: seventy five hundred is the tripped cupboards. It's worth so. The guys had five thousand five thousand two hundred on my car. Now you got him leno, virgo, sister donna you ever been to cabo. She goes no, and I said I'm setting the sisters to cabo seventy five motorbikes and everyone's like what, since I took a vow of poverty, that we send sister donna and four nuns to cabo, and then she was like. You know we don't have any money for like the drink. Straight guy. Here, like I like, I love I love I did. It talked talk about an especially did it with the snow machine. I do, with any raffle the I love.

all the rapids, because there's one you can find a lot of me at the special olympics raffle which fifty video apple and I just bought. Half the tickets nestled and I was like and but I love that bert I looked. I love them to go back to the stone another, not punk cause. I never tell anybody what I do and I'm so bad. I put my name and I guess you're supposed to their where'd. You go for means for like maui put mine. I leave my name on their very own burke reiser like that kid. I realized that exists. Similar to theirs. I go ye, know them hit me up like condemns, I beg you, for a thousand bucks for whatever yeah and those like. I bet all them. Think it's not me yeah. I didn't realize that, like that is a weird thing for duty: drunkest are giving out like thousand dollars to a bunch of families. Yeah, like I guess it would think, sweet to go back to this word, tyrannies thing and I tell you- I go to your group of people, your son, your family and I said just give you a heads up. I get pretty loose these things so get ready.

cause if you go in on something I'm going at, show what I say to you and you said right back at it and so we're like great, so we're in a love tiffany, The first items like a picture she painted. Yet if it both me in your like hard back the hard as jimmy manual eads, it prohibits team gray. I at all Jimmy Jimmy, hey man like painting or like what the fuck are. We bidding on yeah yeah Abed that you had a series of bags All of us now, the dollar the bag can thereby as dollars. That literally it was going so slow. She said first, bag I hear thousand dollars and not everyone really, I'm still with the thing was, and then I want you over to the left. Do the math and you're like I'm like this is gonna believe we're in a self fifty fucking bags.

Now for one thousand dollars we're going to be all night, I'm not doing that and you just get up and you walk over grab microphone and you go hey. I'm buying the bags I'm gonna buy. The bags ego excuse you're, buying all fifteen. You know I'll buy twenty five bags of birthdays. Twenty five bags whether the reaction of you guys. I go a burden. Oh by the other. Twenty five at the bert looks up the bird had not yet his bone and he's recording and you see bert recording and they go like this huh Alas, the birthday party, by ever walked right now. Are you up? I go I go yeah everyone's. I, while we just saw fifty grand words, the bags believes the two guys that guy I guys I go, you think that's big! I go. I bet you chemical by twenty five thousand dollars worth of bad, so good to see him shake his head, he's already signalled ten grand. What were the paintings like provides one

I agree and then so I just kept going and then I called another guy up and we made him donate. He donated seventy five gram bags and were like shut and activities like we don't even have we'll be back soon. You honey. Let's just work float everybody. We remain put my favorite these like burden, I made a hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for this foundation, is a beautiful foundation. Tiffany is amazing and she's, given back to the ethics boss, the kids are its real. I have to say it is only because were shit, we're jokes, the shipping on it, but we're not sitting on it. But I m tyrannies of child and she moved from house to house without with trash bags said it was Until she got her first bag, like an actual case the she felt a shadow home so what she does. She takes thousand dollars with a thousand dollars. You get a bad, yet it filled with all the stuff. You need to move from house to house, but it oh. It also takes care. The two

It is a it's an investment in the child when the money goes to other places to help the kid and but it was a bit old when you're buying a bag for them. Yes, you know, and so yummy you there was great man is great. I only want doubt. Did he rate night had it? How does it out it that Emma Roberts gets lit up for walking passbook? Let me go out of my way or whatever, and that goes viral enemy and you dropped back a bit to grant or bad. You know about, I've got one person records that, taiwan, you're, not gonna, burn out we're talking about this bird. I just want to help our throats of another. Ok, I like we we make were good, we're very success. Rail and air. We give a lot like. I give. A lot eyes, like unluckily, show you the list of what I give a luxury. A hunting

they sent a college is still sending the car. I give my girls I built occur in the philippines and negative. I dont need to even I just did, but I don't give a much but but you say like, why is, though, with our money we're so give being aware, it's easy for us to give, and then you see or something and I hate to bring it down. But it's it's kind of upsetting me. When you see cars are I'm in the process of raising money for lahaina I already did. I did something for Guam and I'm still sending money. The war, but now I'm trying to do the same for liner and and the travesty that these people went through and the one thing that gets me: it's not a lot. It is a lot, but it's not that many, if you put it in perspective like it's not going to cost that much to rebuild right, I'd utility a lot, but what I'm saying is bro. It only takes a couple of billionaires to just pay the whole,

goddamn thing off yo. You know it literally ca. It's like gimme, a Jeff basis. an opera in a couple other and making it literally he's right this shit up and help these families in not even worry about that Damn money. Could they're gonna be the enhancement of the mother and my well. The thing is is like: why is it like we're so easily like we it's easy for us to just oh, my god, yeah Hugo, but for them it's like this whole thing where it's like you guys, you know, send your money to lie like. Why do you want us to send our money. Why are you asking people that are still? ugly right now, living from paycheck to pay check to donate a couple dollars when You have all the money. like. I don't want to sound like that guy, but it's just like it's. It's kind of hurt my feelings, bad. It's like! I don't want to see you on t v, saying hey: can you guys donate when it's like build a goddamn restaurant? There would have been an aggregate, we're getting closet

billion, I don't know man lay over is going to have a baby us like the amount of money he spent. Just fly down to two outer space, for, like five seconds is like could a built like we restaurants, referee she's, with two points five billion dollars and she did ask us to donate to us. It's like, like I know, and when you hear the number two you think. That's not that much. But you don't know what billion means you mean two million you can make like two billion Never make you know it. You can't make it in your right hand, man you're, not gonna, make two billion you're, not gonna, make it you're, not gonna spend two billion in your life. If you listening to me and Joe coy today, yes, if that's all you're spending your intellectual time, yes, you will never make too, but he will never make two billion just really sit down and do the math and figure out how many millions it takes to make a billion and you'll be like there's no waken sperm. There is on the way. I don't I'm not I'm oh, but I know for a fact you can

lily jes rebuild mean. I own Oprah horns more than two thousand acres of land in hawaii. Yeah is worth she It's crazy! Just crazy, like it's just wait! Wait there there I don't wanna to bring the rocker this. I love the rock and turned determination, role to malaise round point five percent of their network. Let me I'm not I'm not trying to its itches. It's weird to me whose around like that that will be for american, with a network of a hundred thirty thousand, though be there like them, even twenty seven hundred dollars, yeah, why twenty seven hundred dollar alone? I wonder we'll let you know what I'm saying it's like: it's not like I'm right right, my head around it and I'm just like did you just ask light, broke people.

Throw a dollar towards la highlight, literally you got this you can make. She released. these mom and pop stores are tiny bro yeah me and like all they need, is just like just last night, Might I like my heart is with who I you know. I am a man of the people on that island are beautiful in the last last thing. I want to see them lose something that they pay. for so long? You remain because they can't get help. You know where the they got. What seven hundred dollars the other day you mean, though look alma, do my part. Yes, I am going to send, but I didn't need you know. billionaire to tell me to do it. But I didn't I didn't? I don't trust the plot. I don't trust them places the me like. I just did I look for some. The pics to adjust to go find music. Anyone. I saw that and it would be. Like anything, came up. My feed yeah of my people share like our friends and why

I give to those in our besides, I said burke, pressure for realism are crucial for real hit me up. yeah. There's nobody and I a brute creation. I amber cry air ass. My I've had my wife and my wife. I should did you go. You want a bag, twenty five, it radio right now. That's like them giving tore the ok but, but I want you to understand the math, though it's like it's crazy, like a hundred thought, if you, if you are worth a hundred thousand dollars its equivalent to giving twenty seven hundred dollar, can you see one point? Five percent of two point: five billion is a better like twenty five million. It's gonna be right. I can't do the math know that does is downright at all. It's like two, it's gotta be more sir twelve million dollars. Now

nah, it's a one point: two million dollars no hundred and twenty five million one hundred and twenty five million they gave one hundred and twenty five million. No, that's that's what that's what it's equivalent to correct also twenty seven hundred two hundred thousand is a hundred and twenty five million to two point: five billion. Is that what you're saying. when they gave a hundred twenty five million? I think we're good bro. It's done it. Like Hell, you see in the low highness shops, like literally brother, like a hut sin, but later bye, bye, One of my favorite shaved ice. places so tell me about it. It's all gone mad like that. The family business that's been there for ever, and it's like bro you can. You can do it, that tax exemptions for that, so that, like there should be under. No I'm sure there is, but like the governor, It should be like yo yo. If you want to just rebuild that and give money, you can just do that, and then we won't take any of that and yeah make sure those families get back up and running. Yet my whole goal is, I don't want them to any of them loser land and property like I at that

that belongs to the people that belongs to the people they deserve and they they that's, there's an end like we need delight, help them serve that Oprah last thing I want to see is disneyland there. I don't want to see it. In the hotel. I don't wanna see anything in Lahaina. I didn't realize that that could happen. Yeah. I don't want to see a denny's. I don't wanna see a fuckin ihop like like we got to serve that island went especially at like it's, it's beautiful, beautiful! I go about Dennis, go fuck up a local labour market. Up well. I bet the l a day will come on bro o with bacon like they would cram bacon inside the pad, damn it I'm fuckin hungry there. Diet of babies taken there, but I was just lie owner. I liked you, I didn't know where I saw the rock n oprah a result will by Japan. bull, a bunch of hawaiian people, saying that the journey I can do yes, something I can do. I are used by platform. I met on reach out to everyone, the atmosphere.

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Do this because I like to deal with a lot of work in the philippines. Is parents were our vision, areas me and they worked in the philippines, and now you say in the fuckin timid over they cut up. Dick saw circumcised. He circumcised, he shows archives, are ok. That's really telegrams very here, you're making sally, there's a whole population. Philippine kids, witches balls type been answered him. He hasn't got a whole collection addicts at is how julian element told me: no, he keeps the force condoning, whereas the round is that yeah like little calamari like a column arias necklace doing element was, like a view heard he's like his. He played on the tim. What team with them debo ten, was dope fucking am so been there. He did not stay in the pros. I understand why he was forced out. They never gave him a shocking Kuntz bro Denver. He was the shit. I thought he was. I thought he would say then say better than anyone else. They have planned, damn right team! out where they get. No one knew why man just killed he saved ever to juno around never was doing. The tim came on it s the most exciting shit it was coming.

When Jeremy Lin went to new york, when they were all they were just shit, yeah went woodstock, Emma was gone and and Anthony was out, and then all of us- and here comes this kid any- which is even the game TIM Tina, got rid of a timetable, has filipino citizenship. Yeah. Did you know that? Yes, That's why I told you to slow down and pump the brakes and things nine things you didn't know about TIM tebow. Let's go alma, read em! You tell me which one's fake, okay, well, the dick chopping things you didn't well, the number one is he help. perform circumcision of the beds that are number one number one. What the fuck tear up you read it right, circumcisions, ah yeah that in bold print too, baby boys, he specializes in baby, it's terribly after birth, TIM grabs amount of their hearts and he takes it manure. feel were just hear them too.

medical mission, telcos yeah, what the late like? What would what makes you want to do that? So, ok, go, keep going, keep going you all, and this is all he gave a system sister double hernia. I met his sister. Ok, what ought with all the got him his? I met his actual parts, just being pummeled This guy met his sister in Atlanta. She is fucking heart really very. What's her name, it's reba debate at viva, no kidding phuket lucky to have a her knaves friends of my body. so you're gonna hurt hernia A year on. You want to go into detail. I would say she was holding thou a child for circumcision in terms not getting start in Geneva, the heavy kid he has been number one religion, author of two thousand, eleven. Ok, I got that did I watched her cameron's tv show it's called like resetting with her camera maria interviews, just religious people, yeah, it's not

podcast lay really look I'll. I watched it and it should elect If you're into that shit yeah, it's like the Joe rogan of fucking, Christianity really did good that he brings on exports and you know it. But turkey was such a german all azure amaze, amazed he brought him in jason, bateman man like heads down still by I think by far the best child actors of all time. You know tomorrow that tv showed member boner in that tv show Voter yes did you know I was in growing pains, re use and growing ps does Jimmy parties, brother law- I did not know Jimmy Porto's brother in law, was boner and by the way I think, he's dead. He started the story, didn't think so things like suicide or something, and he only follows one to a woman on twitter- that his wife, hey think, do you think TIM tebow gave him a circumcision.

The who the owner is that filipino think? If you did you'd get the guys got a thing. You know yeah yeah what the fuck you ever meeting them tebow you gotta, be like hey man come to the bathroom to show you something shave, a dick, real quick. What can you do with this? Are you circumcised, yeah yeah, I'm circumcised? How about you too? Of course, I'm not an animal prove it. Let's go it's so small. You won't be able to tell you'd be like. Are you sure, as ever he's america's most one, neighbor I'd love to be friends. Attempt eba, I would love. Did I've been watching the document around netflix and the gaiters the swamp It's great right. Now is a grave but you're. Just like you. This do this shit. He was the ship. He was a shit and everyone's killing people and get fucked up on ok, forty one, these librarians aimed I rested. Yes, forty one people, one became a mere a murderer. Dude I'm still shocked that era for their arrogant, avis kill. Somebody like this day go shut, the fuck up it wasn't.

That he was. He was either hiding something to bury it really deep. He had some. He had some demons or those concussions are real and it ended affects people a certain way, and I think you, you what a crazy real fast. I know a couple of ass a couple days with the allowed concussions that you can tell they just the little off yeah yeah and you're like the also funny up five times. I do I want to say anything, but I have a friend. I am ready to say what his profession is pro and yeah. It's it's obvious. It's one too many to the head.

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we're heavily influential. Just in like entertainment, culture alone. You know like just like typing of famous filipinos, but just like you know, you know you go to chad, hugo with the net. Tunes and all the music that he wrote for just a symbolic and get me let's behind the scenes that you don't know, you know, but heavy, Messina, roads, interesting philippines in general, is alive. But of a more melting pot of culture, its it it was, heavily implicated. You know you got a lot of spanish. Really, I think that's where they get their their flavour, see developing a joke. I was growing up in stand up was anytime a metaphor. Can a person I'd say that the most american names yeah and if they did have an american aim, it was the most spanish diablo spanish names and at their there the shit man like I know its. Not I'm not limit is not images but there. Yes, she loves you gotta images she love images. He took the buttons it riches shears.

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said Joe commissar wrangles. Oh hang, no like. My betsy spaceman nope, I'm good idea by like step in its basis, I know you do. What can I tell you so my first gig in hawaii, but that wasn't a comedy show out with it. I'm see was opening for snoop dog at the please allow me to where I shot my life from hawaii coming in hope that that's blazer arena. Ah twenty six years ago, before that special a shot I opened for maybe twenty six years or twenty whatever twenty three years ago I opened for snoop dogg ludacris in the east. Insiders and this crip flew me out. Re realized. I remember his first cigarette. He was will, but it was just straight crypt just paying everybody cash, that yomi of snoop dogg right and I was like all right. He flew me on a buddy pass. He was crazy there at an eye open for nope, snoop ludicrous two hours late show that eight

they saw the but they sold. They saw the bottle outright and at us new polluters, two hours a show, starting at a an eye out when I first walked out, I was crushing the crowd and the crowd were boom, You still here, go back out. Crowd work, killin, bubble, boom. Third time, prow work. Not due to EL, but now I got shirts the thorough still still save it as the David portal, I went out still forty made fun of someone to. I got on videotape by the way. Really oh yeah, I record on a b b b, h s tape, guys and I recorded, and before this this girl come into the seat mate on her and then I started noticing like where the fuck is snoop right now, they're trying to push me out of fear time and I'm like I'm done, I'm done like snoop needs to get here cause. I can't go out there, it it's done, they're, not they

no one a lap anymore. They want snoop, so I refused to go out, so they went got a bunch of girls from the audience do like like a a booty like there was a twerking back, then suggest a dance wear shirts and they did that for like twenty fucking minutes and then finally, snoop shows up right. Ludicrous goes out. Snook goes out, but I never seen such gangster shit in my life roe. There were so many people backstage right, and this is the this is when he came out with or whatever it was He just left death row rights. I dont know if there is a price on his head from sugar, rice and otherwise, rather get off at our ideals dead men walking recently. That was the name of his or his album. Something like that and I'm tony bro he had he had three security guards right. I remember the the big white one because he's the one that stood out the most, because the other two were just pig yeah but white guy wasn't that big, but he looked like he could kill everybody inside.

Irina, you don't mean he just looked official and he stood. They both stood on either side of the stage to kick everybody off like you couldn't even be backstage. They cleared that shit out. Finally, stoop walks out. They had two security guards on either side and they had another guy down at the bottom and I but I crushed so hard. Oh, I have it all. On video brown should put poster, I should I should I have it all on video. They let me go, We were. I was on stage with. It was just me and stupid, recording the whole fucking thing you should know yeah and the security guy loved me met the guy that was that was hired to protect, so he yet come on, and he let me walk right up and I, just recorded walker, I got it all eyes are those you have all its maisie mad snoops snow stoop as a punctuality issue where there is a hidden I'll say that having The man I remember one ones, they tried to get me to set and I go to set and and

like we're waiting on snoop and I go cool I got on, is: what's he doing and there like? I think he, he might be, watching the lakers and like ok and as it were what what quarter. We are what are where we are in the game and they're like well, there's twelve minutes to play, and I was like I'm going back to my trailer till the lakers games over. I don't think he's going to show up. For the lakers himself, like that, like well we want you to be ready for when he gets here and I go, I think I'll have time, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. He might get a second set of makeup. I he I remember and more n, what ross Saigon laker game started. Work was I going all shut issued? Negroes not with me it is less than I go. I believe in that case here he's an he's. You know he's been in this game for so far. Can you forget that, like he's an oh gee and everything

wait. What was the one story I heard about MIKE casey, one more thing, please, the guy that wrote up. He wrote that was my first big article. It was in the star bulletin, they were about me and how they said: jo koy bubba, and I it was the coolest thing cause. It was like my name with stupid, all that snoops to our les, JO koy, save the shelf over. It was such a cool article and then twenty three years later, they're saying I wrote about coming in hot, really the blazer yeah? He was still there. Oh, that's crazy, wrote about me again and he talked about the snoop show and everything was such a cool like book in, like what was going on in my career. Stoops got that great quote about. Some someone said you are late news, but I'm here now, yes, bro I've heard him do it's its where it is. is, is tat. I saw him. I don't always be forced through by think his mentality is your pay. Me watch tv interview here and the guys Some of our home be allays like ma. Am here now

talking about me be a lay lay and then I right or left left, but that is such a great lawyer by that he's, a swedish guy in the world against the sweetest guy in the world he is never like he's on a bad person like so like and so at whenever I see anything worry snoop looks like upset was on the area of some abysmal yeah, because he is the sweetest guy. He's got a very like he's, gonna, very observant heart. Where I feel happy, though he's always. I want some people yeah, I like sizing things up and he's always like and he's a big giggle or yeah. He giggles fucking hard, Yeah a lonely of men at the best risa like like you talk about the true, are for a free stuff. That's the guy right there. I think people seem to forget that, like this, this age, if now, where they're going out like they can never do what snoop does in its it sucks, because it we need to preserve that because you so good at it.

What hip hop. Are you? What are you listen to music why's? He says it's hard for me to listen to anything. Now. It really is like I'm not even into really I'm, not I'm not into what I am old now I guess you don't mean that. the beard's grey and upset in a certain way, and I I literally listen to the same rotation that I I enjoyed back in the day cause I'm not I'm not feeling what my son's listening to but the girls we just had a road trip and the girls were listening to what the kids are listening to kids and hip hop wire and is not. I don't find enjoyable like an old man. I felt like I felt one one song was using using the n word gratuitously and I was like hey. Can we stop this? I don't want to end up, but when I was a kid I couldn't I mean, like you, couldn't touch my music yeah. I've just started trying to listen to and listened in new bands yeah, but you know I had a theory today, handwriting self help book,

and he about all the ways I figured out life like saw the cheat codes, all the fucked up things that way. My brain sees it yeah and I'll. Tell you what is better than therapy is- and I did this today put on an album that you have not listened to in a while, but you know all the lyrics too yeah and sing with it, because it it it forces your brain, do not think about the world. Only the lear yeah, that's a good one. I like I, was doing that today. Let us really yet because that's you know, someone told me that this artistic kid told me about this own roller coaster, yeah. He goes you know when I get on a roller coaster. He goes. I can't think of anything. I don't think of anything. It's really nice to shut my brain off and I went and he goes illegal shown on rollercoaster. I just scream, and I dont think about anything I like, and I heard that a whip. I love yeah and I went yet it is cools. Fucker rollercoaster, you don't think about bills. You know think about ticket sales. You'll. Think about is like

denounced In the corners listening to the dead, I'm listening, the abolition of the devil lately by listening old song uncle who band and I knew all the lyrics from when I was in college singing with it, and I thought first of all, I don't know how I know the next earlier, but I know the next lyric NEA and I can't get it's almost like when you do a stand up in your in the moment and all your thoughts are right. There yeah and you don't even know how you're coming up with Emma yours said that I was asked. If this is the closest thing I gets too tapping out stage is just singing with a song I listen to a wire and go and going like she and I didn't think about any there and you do feel good cause. It takes you to a time as such at name one? I will right now all the others are the lyrics go the usual it. by John cucumetto camp, I really think tat was what was the name of it is. It is the john who I hope I guess what they could find a way,

yeah jays rounds, gay Kay said john cougar melon. I could pricing. Every song On the one hand, pig houses, serious our yeah. I just wish to that out, and he was out of use that enough iraq ceremony. Why do you show a little I don't make? They know make these guys anymore. Johnny cougar his name, and then it was john cougar mellencamp. Oh aha, aha, I'm dyslexic ballin right there yeah I mean look at that. Outfit bro he's a rockstar with an eye owners of no. This is that Leon and I recently drove, were driving either on the one or one and we listen to this album. It's a great fuckin album. Mean I'll, get like I'll get really into it. There's rate lyrics. There are really in the weeds that my wife, because she's a redneck, no. Yes, so there's a little-

did he about jack and diane to markets grow up in the facet that will be about both. Take me back to those bobby broke. Good skimming said jack and I am a lyric stately anger I'd, never understood what I thought was talking babbling brook the attainment of Babylon broken. word. I please and says: let lemme get into those Bobby, brooks pants and do what a pizango what she goes. Robbie Brooks was a very popular brand of pant that was sold the girls in the seventies and eighties, he's from like J c penny I ruined had pants. What does it say. I'll be books, and let me do it please. So those are the pan put type embody, brooks pants and so those were passed across, and so we got so into the weeds on the lyrics yak. As I didn't even realize, half them said. I knew I was singing the right look at this. These are Bobby, brooks only remember these parents as them

they were redneck fuckin, pan la girls, war back in the fuckin daisy being gerbil off those Bobby brooks. Let me do work, please why oh yeah lie I've goes on long after the real of live in is a guy. I mean, I could say, probably every such We will listen there, the diana where were you mean the whole album? I do that. I had his lazy. That album was pretty we so good man, that's that only song that houses pink houses free at me. You and me would take houses on their so great album. I could see probably every lyric on steely dan's album nineteen. He would ninety seventy nine. replacing ever they work on that. You, like an emigrant magazine, undesirably eric dolly so really guaranteed norway, a guarantee that still accepted building the right. Ericsson, snoop told me that I

I sing the wrong lyrics yeah. I could imagine it's the same with sure you say Bobby Bobby brooks the abs yeah yeah. I taught I said you have a song. You have a part that goes, I drop rhymes like potatoes and he goes nope nope, and I wouldn't know you say that in one of your songs, yes, I'm a mum, I go in serial killer. I think you say I draw blonde roms like potatoes. I would never say that, because it's not the thing that felt funny and and as like, because in Belfast and he goes no, I still don't, and so I sang that song back to him and he was like. No, that's not what I'm saying he told me. These were words completely different. My elbows are completely there. What could you sing? Jobs are bottom top to bottom. Lord hill, miss education. I couldn't seeing one area, not one, I know- ah here's one that you're probably going be like that's a thing and is the greatest. If you see I guy drive, I will know that not the cook

Teddy riley's first group called guy errand. Any other person. I know I know man guy, by the way. Fifty years of your pop I want I want to know. Teddy riley is the he's producer of all when it comes to hip hop- and I mean the guy doing it when he was like sixteen seventeen years old and he wrote for everybody, kumo Dita and there you go that that purple album right there, yup yeah, that one that's my favorite out of all vault really guys in america. The second and my third, which would be, would be voiced a man to poison into our. Did you the greatest album water, where I had a bundle of residency, but I had a deal over at one another places, a vague as to how we want alienate boys about play that oh yeah and I see them. I did a shouted and totally different. It is no browser for he had no cross over at all europe. Will it for

that is not one of my fans would have arose in their heads, but man, every one of their fans at arose out of that place. Those dudes are slick. I can do as they can sing and make him think again they honour at this age but Jake you sing any John romance and that's what that's why miss about singers like we dont have singers like a whitney houston, ignore any john recrossed the board. You know I mean treated. You know tat. We have not acted like she could sing in need. They are singers got stolen from us by the media. I breathe british beef. that age that genre christina lara, when the genre J, I dunno. If taylor was a singer or not, but like I'm a big yellow fan, just because Ben affleck is she still looking up guy, oh boy, stomach arm and the great voice demands I see the thing where they broke down. What is my best friend by the way, what morris leasing really and then, of course, Sean is like very close to me too, but one year is just incredible: did you ever see the breakdown of boys? Men created the boys band

Yes, there are no delays. Honour is on an yeah networks, like everyone was just boys- men- yes, yes, there, but they couldn't do boys to me. There's something just there there's something godlike about how they sing If you ever when I, when I introduce you to want a bird casual, you'll, love, em coding, anything, I've put his hand. I think yeah yeah he's a maiden, but we shared shared, addressing whereby bigger put his hand on the lead, but when they walk in the room and seen together. They don't go. No, no like this not like this. Nobody I got this You go this way you that way they look We just look at the lyrics, an approach it whatever where they want and for some reason itches in it. Why not you know literally one voice there like online barrier to devote to how did you like belburg, divided kitty me yeah, yeah? Ok, If those pretty sick about he'll see incredibly till seed, chile, red aust genres consistently.

I wasn't set up to love tee elsie, but fuckin. I love tee elsie. Doesn't god Dania any age group to the outer you play scrub in any situation. Higher marijuana go crazy. it's crazy about you play motel, hopefully in any in any bar and I'll go crazy, so crazy. You know my might my axe and I were talking about what happened. The big rock ballots too, like I miss it. Man like it was such a thing like what happened to aerosmith big big monster bow that that just gets a movie going like it's the best part the movie, when you'd only or or would Brian adams- and you know that It's just so sweet emotion is such a great fire. You or we saw Metallica so far, the other night and I was

overwhelmed. I think I've been so inundated with with a technology that I was overwhelmed at the brilliant simplicity of four men, each with an instrument making all of the same noise yeah like making that noise. That's just four dudes I got, and I was at a pretty high bar like this is crazy for deeds are making this year or due to met when they re really Toma metallica, o metallica out, like that's crazy, but you're right we do have I mean that we The jam bans genre like the widespread panic fish grateful dead. That's lived on that. Yes continued, but we don't I wonder if it has to do with produce sure no longer want If the producers like I might as well be the artist I'll start, my own soundcloud bb, the artist yeah, and then they just do it themselves or it's gotta be something missing like there's. No more ella reads: there's no more baby fairly, others! No more of those guys germane to pre

just kind of was I not get I'll do my own, our bulgaria, and so timberland too fucking. A leah leah was ever so fucking great right. missy elliot temple it. I knew every lyric when I moved to new york to I didn't, have any material, but I and I was bombing in there for black women in the front in the front row at the boss accompany club, And I knew every lyric to do I've been watching. You are like a hawk in the sky and you were my pray and I could do. I need to tell you that I did the whole dance and that's all I could do on stage was recreated danced that was in a fuckin video and it would murder, and but I had no material, that's not it would be like you'd watch me stage and I just look for a blank cheque like how do you know earlier, was so fuck you, and I may give you this, what an enormous and that's what you that was it. That was all I had and maybe

this year the food but girl, Why do you like in the sky it ray baby girl baby. I was never by my way. I lived and what have you done with it? Then Japan, with the baby that cute little baby crying because you don't wanna put that in a song? I would love to hear some voices. We should what's the what's the best boy band song. To be honest, all of them. And they did with right carry once we days amazing, I think, on bended knee hands down. Why was that building is embedded in all make love to hear about. I loved you, the cabin I'll make love to those guys clean up clean nightly house nightly. This is if I saying that song would be I'll make love to you not say

is fire. You come back aster than anyone. You make love to me at that, I'll pay. You said on the bad at very low key, I gotta go. I want to put Take your calling friends right now blade was that you say you might be gay either. That is really the birds.

His day no lay. Now he do eddie paid heed We go to the philippines, you know what I be to god. Little brown are yeah joe. I pocket I love you buddy love! You thank you for doing this. You are the best paper to your until you start your tour up soon dark tour this. When is this air by the way I dunno by before we both do Dallas, the tour is on and back out and if he'll be bigger. This time, I'm doing. Abu Dhabi, jordan, bahrain, qatar and then I'm doing more arenas. Man we're going to Florida early. It there's a lot of make up dates in here men. I feel so bad from the pandemic. Brought two years old Jesus Christ. How much time you spending in Texas! I know a lot row a lot, but countries child. I can't wait and then, of course, I'm shooting monopoly special in brooklyn new york.

God damn yeah old target center in Minneapolis. I can't wait for that. One and yeah, I'm excited god, don't footprint center in phoenix arizona, pacheco arena twice of doing two shows there I form is already sought out. That's all february, tallahassee november, seventeen that your hometown near noted, two app is Emily arena. Amalie arena november, seventeenth holy shit, yeah man and then melbourne fort lauderdale, four myers rather, and there were doing another europe tour loads. the forum I'll tell you form, it's bad. I say this out loud us by. I know us by our law dues, but you definitely inspire me man. I love watching you work it. It makes me feel like it gives me hope that you can just when you, when hard work meets talent. That shit happens, that you don't have to fucking, be the one one of the chosen dudes. I've watched you in your career, I've seen opportunity come away. I've seen you make your own opportunity and a fucking is partly brother on the river elbe elevator.

sovereignty, you up with the netflix people today, yeah for real demands is high and just like what a genius you are in I told you earlier in the package is just like you just keep creating a new standard, creative mindset not wish more people just look at that be inspired by because you're fucked him beasts. Bro, like every time. We do something. Oh my god, damn it bert by in other words, I stated my crew get it. We could do it Finally, the bus. I love you baby brother. This happened. It was brought to you by the machine.