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finally, like to swelling it'll, give me anxiety, like I'm, really sensitive to coffee. I'm really sensitive, caffeine really yeah, but there is a period where I was I would like shaken by her coffee and my stomach would just be fuckin tied in knots and then acquit drinking and are all I could take drink coffee again. Do you and on that note was like wait. Wait, wait at a party and hardest part. I just don't want a regiment, so I can keep partying really yeah. I went to avoid one of those longevity doctors doktor saw he get like party harder. Her she's lay ok now that this is what you need to do to enhance. I had already I hadda so I went when I feel weird about borne up their spots. I don't know like eat, but like a but they're good I wouldn't rogan to this place called wastefulness at austin and we got stem cells

an arena, stem cells and was fucking. Also my fault fucking phenomenal. What did they so they will inject them into your arm. and this woman, this woman, I am always skeptical. I, like you, know that there's been such a t attempt to boo to you time, is taboo. Tell you this message a taboo about talking about there's one so open and honest the isle, I don't know where the line goes like theirs is awesome, woman injecting I did Denise and she said Adam so. You look dehydrated myself. I am and she said well. Let me just get you with some fluids and then she learned about fluids. And they say you know we should do your bloodwork and see where you're, at where you're level, zara and- and I was you know the way you talked to a doctor, privately rosette thanks so much rachel. I said you know, I'm afraid to do that. I'm imparting a lot. and I don't want my numbers to come back and then you to think that that's the way I am but like I'm on a tear right now and it's not normally this bad, but he was when I was going to do to me.

It'll be two days every like every we'd go on the roads, Wednesday, thursday friday. Saturday sunday fly into. Last monday, due to bear as Monday tuesday go back on the road wednesday, thursday fry it was just a beast of scheduled, delivers its like. I I need a break my liver needed a break. A bad unripe was right before sober october, and so I said were price. But we, like you, know, I'm not just concerned. I don't get my numbers like crazy in road to tell me, I gotta stop William, you didn't see him or her to know you drinking body count. We only right account for drug area. So then I get normal like December, I get normal, let like just a normal cardiologist women and I get blood work. And so I just send it to her and her in the sky. Brigham anum there like ass, not too bad. We can definitely enhanced sketch. Guess you too, it's u to healthier. Like my inflammation was, I I think the shit that gives you gout was high. I don't know. not a good listener, so oh I see so I just fix it? I fix it.

Sent me some vitamins and some shots. Some testosterone anna started doing it. I feel fucking for nominal value, a teenage view uninjured turtle, I'll dude I wake up, does the board that hasn't correcting. Yet they felt you wake up like you're nice, for the record deck really mad nasa. I mean I guess I owe me pump bottle need to get past. Gradually. What's it like? What's it like being a single, I have not married yeah, I'm not married. I just you know what I I have I'm definitely taking this year to you know re recalibrate everything and I mean like- just. If it's not a mac and a deal with you Can I so excited for that? Because you know that's that's what I did

the one. I got six, not successful, not devlin, successful but like when I got what I dedicate him alive of I've been like a bunch of ship relationships. Must twenty six I said: I'm not fucking dayton. Anyone until I figure my shit out and I get some success underneath me, or at least get my it's going in the right direction, so that I does everything until I needed deserve someone absent. Anna and man. That was the best, those of forest time of being an adult This is something else too late, you're not doing anybody any favours by promoting doing things that are substantive to you, not a mania spiritual time anything. So why even give people certain access to you when you not gonna be dealing with them in the way that they are hoping and expecting to her as a grown up thought some like I'm, I'm just going through to poke and bill.

It did? No? No, no! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Not you not you! So then! So then, what's it like laika cause, I don't I I've been out of the game and I know that it was in the game. To be honest, I was watching it. Let me now, if you never the wild out, you weren't you. While donor you, never only one sexual sixty six get the foot why did you make me feel like like one of the current the lady, Will you make me feel like a really sick? the idea. Why liar? I have so break it down for you, and this is why I think this is where it comes down to augur that will allow ozma virginity, it wasn't a good experience. It was like I was humiliating experience was way. Did you give

dissolved and they would have always those emerging eyes he's gotta devils. Threesome though no it was it was. I I mean everything what wrong everything that went could have gone wrong, went wrong. I'm sorry! You have to hear this rachel- and I bet you've heard this in the past. I didn't. I did not We're gonna shoot the start there. Are you hurt wholly naked? We just wants possibly terry we're. It are our best friends, divorce dad's. Pussy house where he would bring jokes, hey. Look I like hey I'd like to after the tears of the sun, I'm just rock hard disaster head he'd go! Mr Holland's opus makes me hard as fuck

and crush did it. For me, it was man, just something about tell ya, tell the troops that was just to me. I mean if you want to turn me on schindler's list and then go to. I did just the way that they're, like he's going to kill mine, is yeah glory. Oh my gosh man, just seeing all of those all those people being treated so unfairly. Remember the titans is yeah. This is a fun game. Never do that bucket I'll. Keep going just keep it okay by art. So, per cemetery. We owe it to the we go into the bedroom and, I get a toy naked eye poor pass out of my ankles. I saw my baseball jacket on my hat on and I don't put the kind of more correctly the my number one mistakes. I unrolled it. Oh Then, as I want I was gonna. I thought I thought they slid on I'd, always envisioned that it would like slide onto their rear,

I never realized you roll it onto there? You thought it was automatic yeah like yeah, like you just like your mom. My mom rolls my socks up. That's all my brain also and what a happiness there's air trapped in there. So as I'm pushing it's inflating and I'm going like and I'm panicking, so I'm going and I'm sure there's a tea that we had a time crunch on this before she's like what are you doing and I'm like nodding, make a balloon animals down air and so hope. So then I go out. I have to go out and get another condom, because I don't do this one now doesn't work is defective, was it was it was it was? It was If I'm right, you gotta make nanos regular, just regular condom, and so I unrolled it and, as I went pull it is just the air was trapped and I couldn't push it over so go out. I put on the condom this one's good re. I get on top of her and legit within five seconds. It was over over and they she says. Are you going to

in an hour realise my dick is between her, but she can the bow you ever even was. That was, I suppose they would is any part of the body they give much together. Can we use coach. Thought. You had led coochie message head breath assembly about his leg. By my site, right by the media, that was that was that was my initiation and then and then I had only five more after that, and then I had full blown sex with her after I had a compromise condom which led to a lot of panic attacks of like that. Don't think this is how you're supposed to work it I mean it was such a nightmare. It was such a nightmare top to bottom that I set an alumni. I am not not going to do this again until I'm in love with a chick. Yes like I was in love with her, but she cheated on me with my best friend, and

and allows us whores devastated and her heard there's so much more to this of, like my behavior, but when I cheated on I didn't I was, I was played a victim I didn't I didn't like. Was it a man about it, and I was like oh shit happens and then next chick I dated in high school, we are in college. I had sexually chicken college freshman year, so I was seventeen at eighteen. I had sex with the chicken college and I dated her for like five years in college and then we broke she cheated on me with my my best friend and then oddly enough same guy and so yeah, and he says he is just the ghost of he just the ghost of a of a friend coach he just looming in the background. He is he's changed a lot.

And though, and then and then I had this than I did another girl right after her and so there's three right there and then I have to two in in new york and then my life at dude was so funny. Is our stories about the four I haven't, I mean okay now my was the direct opposite. The I mean it was when I say direct opposite like I I put in work like she didn't think I was because I was. I was watching real studying tape see. I wish I'd just off before you all. I wish I had. I wish that would have been a good move. You have you gotta do that. I didn't know that yeah yeah, I might you know, and what I would do well earlier. I wouldn't put any lotion o one savages is to hand saw, was use so would take. It would take a lot for me to get a girl others, year boy, you can no longer so you be analysis more hours just

what is going on in attica, cousin thought. No! I just I was I just got tat told by the divine sex spirit. It was easy just talk to me. It was like this ain't, no just hey. This is what you do on my own. I cause I'm still fat. I'm still with my. Why really still I had an orgasm with the one, the one I put a couple months ago. That was so She laughed she laughed out loud and said and said quote unquote, and I put this on my my special razzle so she was shit. I don't think you could have gotten aids from yeah I was in our aim- is an organ loved. It get in fact likely. I wasn't thereby maidens look only a few. Had sex when she go bid and I didn't I remember, then, you? Does

This is so it's so refreshing to have this because my numbers it this six was I have six what I love virginia signal my eggs and we we were together for like we'll go like for use, and I thought I was gonna marry really and then, when I get to new york and in all, you know I was, I was focused, listen man. I am I however, I am I'm faith, I'm loyalty. I am focused right, but if I start getting- stressed out and all it is- and I was you know I feel like we so young? She was so young, like I'm, not young. Now younger right. How old were you then seventeen? I was, I was twenty two when it was with that fucking. So that's, that's so young when you think about commitment, yeah and you think about like

I spend the rest of my life with you, I'm twenty two years old yeah and how much things changed when I was twenty, when I was twenty two I was I I thought I was going to marry that chick as when she cheated on me when I was twenty two. I got back from russia and she cheated on me and I was like We did. Did she hadn't? Even I didn't even touch that I even touch that okay. So let me let me reverse, and I'm going to go for it. Let me reverse go forward. Is that a brain work? I could do it. You know what I mean completely played it real, quick I so I was a pro losing. My virginity seem like I was. I had done it before yeah and but before that I lost it because, as the girl cheated on me and I got mad because I was a virgin when I was with her she cheated on me. She got pregnant like she cheated you, she jude on me immense ride the end and then

tried to say like share like good shattered. You know unfortunate situation happened, would debate or I think she went down again taking care of this way before you, Well, they were bitching about it. Yeah this is doable is what it was. Google call to do lol yeah just to go, get it mc flurry and get it you know, get it take care of you for fun Is he so I am, again as she cheated on me. I found her on myspace and but that was a sham myspace and she turned out to be a blood and stripper and uh yeah gang member andy stripper. Why? Why should know how to pick a moment s so sexy it? Why her hand oh yeah, so sexy are, that is so sexy was she'd. She was. She was insatiable like me, along. She was bad may also be. Yes was also she cheated on me

she cheated on me. I was. I will f you? U blah blah. As such. I said man, I'm a ghost matt, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go find me. Some mama go find me some tail, so I just is this random jaw, I just one night smashed and in it all away, and after that number sped up. I cut the six. I was in a relationship for years when that broke man, whoa boy that man I was in new york, hair hair out leap from Virginia man. We only have a small minuscule amount of good looking females

you mean when you go to new york city. Yo you're a nirvana like is there everywhere and is so quick and they so quick witted you wanna go to bathroom. Okay like his eye. Oh alright, there was that was the energy. The sexual energy in new york was when I was there to zero ninety seven. Ninety eight and ninety eight ninety nine, and it was just it. It was like it scared me to be honest with you, because I do have intimacy issues I don't like, because I got cheated on two times. I didn't trust women, yeah and, and the last one, the last one before I moved to new york, I moved to new york are still dating and and and where everything's fine and then I go. I go, I'm gonna fly back and

wiser susan, orlando and it was not taken as a surprise. It was taken as why are you here and I was like unless you know immediately I shut off a shut off. I flew back to new york. I fought out. I sat on my stoop on my on my balcony. Looked and apparently the fire escape deal with, and I put the phone out there and I set looks that was back when you had like a real phones cell phones weren't around yet had not It happened yet you had to you. Had the big the you had to know that nose, just the the portable phones, the fallen on the and the balcony, and I ordered, as I told my dad, my dad was like yo. Can I said:

if you are in and out of florida what happened- and I said nothing as a key to my favorite king. Can I will you buy me some wood and build a loft, a summoner, build a loft and I'm going to forget about this girl and I'm not gonna fucking, I'm not going to give any girl any opportunity to be with me until I am comfortable with who I am and who I want to be going in the right direction, and so I dad new york's pre crazy about this. My dad ordered me lumber. I measured it out. I said it in my dad paper does credit card it got delivered to my laughed and that that weekend I built a loft. Women to a stand up really. I mean I was but wasn't

working the way I am today and- and I built a loft and I focused on myself and I was like boom, I thought and then and then I got the cell phone shut up and as I'm not putting my cell phone, so I'm not gonna put a number my cell phone. I don't want her to get in touch with me. Ah man and then will smith discovered me and moved to l a. I was at a gas station on the corner of beverly and la Cienega. There's that that mobile is my cell phone rang and it was her. She was like hey, I'm in l, a I'd love to hang out and I was like I am busy. She was like what it was like and it felt so good that I carried that energy of like independence or autonomy. No one tells me what to do, and I had a t v show that was hooking up with checks, and I was I was doing everything else, but when it came to sex I was like. I don't want to give that to someone, because once I do I'm

I'm gonna get hurt if they decide that I want to do with me anymore. You are on your beyond say. If you like it, then you should have put a ring on that's what you are. You can't get decided dickens smith if you can get it did at the bidding of valuable with deserving lily loaves ever been a girl that you like, however, a short fling with it. That goes you're getting really into an a sheet cancels if dude, probably back in the proudly back in the lower numbers, really was somebody I don't remember it do their bit delmas. So many more after that look, I am, hey! There were definitely some their deadly. Some quick ones in the eu I was a young with what the hell, but it was. I didn't get a chance to some adding get a chance to get in there

like we would exchange numbers and then we're talking and then they just disappear. I all maybe I'm on the LU lu period. Some came recipes for you. Maybe as a greater effort temporary. Maybe she wanted here more s. The dude from was that was boy from mom dracula. Untold he's, also in the fast and furious he's is name is luke. Somebody luke evans. Luke Edmunds. I remember I was real. She she really nailed. That's that's good! You just pop the luke evans is who you're thinking about yeah hell, yeah the sexier helm yeah, where I was at dracula untold man. I was at the premiere and it was as bad as Joe onto more. She was bad. I thought you know and I like legs and all that was really good. We exchange contact and I think that luke might have she might have got luke, my god.

Lula got to meet, I'd give it I'm just here, watch a movie star, but the main I would have liked up eternity to show that I'm sad that I'm a guy, so I'm over here you know cause on on the streets on the black. I can't I'm hot, but as is the main, we wish you utter buck. She was shed mixture of some shit. You knows so so I I had this thing nights. I was, I was conversation with us, with patrice about a long time, patrice had of the theory that if you were a white guy and you're into black chicks, you were gay well yeah. Well, I could cheer cause. Yeah. Well, as far as I remember saying, I remember he did it. He him is a famous thing about him and louis. but I'm over sanum in scotland, like I never did it whenever it. In the black check, these ip might be gay, like we'll wait. I d never get fat synergies

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hold on so I ve never met me. I've never met so it so he hears the kaweah. Ok, we got a suitable this last week and we gotta sake on barclays else. He's doin a party. She I fuck him. I have never seen more beautiful ethnically diverse women in my life I saw. I saw some what quarrel quote bad bitches that would really in my life they would call themselves that damsels for this one girl was tat. It up like a tour your daughter neck onto her arm. All she was maybe in he'll six to and just I'm saying a fuckin, an explosion of human being total shoot. You I mean me an hour with shame, gillis and more norman, and we were just like I said,

whatever I've ever said publicly about not beat like now being wanting to date a black chick I was like this is, are not being attracted by chicks. I go. This is a game changer I had a tom I'd call my wife I'd, call my wife and be like I'm fucking rocks like puerto rico, in checks when I moved in your york, regan checks, chicks, blew me away. Oh, you blew me the fuck away and you see some working smoke, show special new yorkers proxy. is so fuckin their year. It is a bit too box. I was aware tat. He was really trying to do now that no one in hindsight, looking back, do you remember the woman that got slapped on the train by that Dominican? Do there's a

we'll call slap her round the world and as do the ape, all jacket knows on a train, and these three blocks are fucking haughty, shit and there like and they're, making fun of his April jacket and their maximum. And then she puts hands on him first and he smacks her. I mean this is called us. slap around the world, and it is I mean, but she's bad though awesome and you know it is because she attacked him. That's what I think a sexy. Ok like there's something to my wife's got that low violence straight as you now. Can you like a blade lego the black like when you said when you said she was a blood. I go eyes tat. I thought you will follow

what you will get all units. I remember getting a lap dance were to take away. The word giolito tattooed on her stomach and I was like the fucking hottest thing. I've ever seen biggest cause. You want that like romeo and juliet shit, oh, he was, he was endangered danger his bow, was thus virtually every year. When it has it box, box boxes is don't eat. Pass. This date, but we're gonna, do it like what who's who whose whose offset married to cardy, be. Oh, you already be a major added cardy, be cardy, be as bad heard, light and nicky menage, nicki minaj, oh my god, and out of our time saying oh yeah, I mean hey. They are an estate. They smell, really good. To me. I smell good. I don't know if ve been around miss mary go get a really smells like I just majority is so what is it my dear? yeah you ve hit you smell like the oder. They smell like milk and honey in

and also also sassafras assist. Is this alot? You know what I mean. Have you been with every ethnicity of woman? Yes, really, yes, I have got white chicks, yeah. Will That's what I'm. I hope we can use the like like. If you had to stereotypically, say like one word about DR like what like, I would imagine, latina chicks are the fuckin that spicy very handsome leggum my head go back to everything there very young passionate they like light, but knit bite in all relevant types. This is really the really dope and then who ok, so land six are really spicy asian women. Are there very compact, which is like an affiliate sake? They have extra

think some extreme there really low extra law, not just something. What's your My lady say it's a great all about your there's. Gonna be further away like a psycho. Take a chinese finger trap. You know not not. That's rather be I'm just saying like yeah. If I can describe it yeah, I would say every everyone's like that, except for the you know the south asians. They look a little different, but you know, oh, my god, you really try traveled, but I had the man every that a friggin romain latin romance, meanwhile, my god may romania's? Oh you can't you the eastern europe too, with that yeah romanian women are a really there very passionate in their mouths. So traditional they really want to connect and like they like connect to me like they look in your eyes and just make you'd squirt. Oh my god, you that's what I sorry I'm sorry, but that's. What I would like is the like someone who like to connect

because I think that was what I was always looking for him and then you'd have people that were like just like it Secondly, check from liverpool, once oh yeah, I'm able to adapt as one of us. That's one of you, six s, crazy too! worker from all over the world in one of my new york's and then She, she had she smoke cool cigarettes and drank hennessy smoke, calls and the whole time this is what was smell like a fact, do part you'd like to see us not smoke rules. This is the two partners Why should make this is due to this? Should I I'm guy, I mean I'd, I guess I'm a numbers, I guess I'm retired we'll just like is funny essential. My wife now and I and we and we connect yeah, was then I think the thing you want and I

and I always feel like like good like I go, this is where I'm I'm, where I'm supposed to be given a like those checks that as you talk to them. They look over his shoulder and looked to see what the guy behind he was doing. Oh yeah and then you pick up what yet my Never did that in her life jolly he's always assuming the eyes and when you talk to her, she makes you feel like present, and I have- and I feel like I never one

to be the guy. I remember hearing about a dad one time who didn't like his kids and didn't: love love his wife. His kids were paying the ass and he didn't love his wife, and I remember thinking how sad is that, like the the the thing you got? Isn't what you wanted it? You wanted something different. You want that you would look in covet other people's lives, my favorite times ever in life. It is both girls in the bed with leanne and a dog and we're all fucking laughing like those are my favorite times in life, and so yeah. I don't know it's of weird. I mean it's Jim, maybe connecting you wanna, it's hard. or you said you got married when you were. You said you got you get your your your wife, twenty six right. You know no, twenty, nine, twenty, nine! Okay! I think that I think the older you get the harder it is to get married just because you

start seeing all the bullshit, you start identifying all these qualities of people tat. You would know Give you a headache. Oh you would know, would disrupt your piecing it just like, while idle not that. I don't want that and as soon as it could be, the smallest thing you just light. Will I can't I can't do that cause I'm not. That's I'm not gonna, be happy with that. Eventually, and then I'm gonna end up not liking. You an end regretting you- and I don't want to. I want to do that. This shows answer by better help, it is easy so easy to get caught up. what everyone else needs from you and never take a moment to think about you or what you need from yourself. I'm tellin you right now that is my widely and crusher. She

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a freak. Do you ever saw I get what I get is yo you all. You gotta pay me to get a taking that. Take it easy. You know, you're, not gonna small light or you know so I'm hitting the spot and she goes ooh ooh ooh, I say yo hell. No, I am not. Your son, like like is mario in here jump in barrels. What is happening? I understand your haitian, but I don't need you like that. Why we're in a bear yo, Ok is another one at is another another one in there and I'm I'm doing what dawn and she beautiful wouldn't think that this will come out a powerful, unlike ok, I don't know, I don't know what method I'm fuckin right now I cant. Do That is not all.

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that are, but our good friends got married at like eighteen and and they ve never been with other people. Ok, when I write it there. The best actually like, because you don't know any better- you don't know any better and the low you've ever had with cheeseburgers up up go. Oh god, I'm going through so much in my head right now. Is it hm? hell the fuck. No! No! No! I think because certain things worked for certain people. Radio, I think when I junker I am so different than I am now. I was I was a little like do. I come from a sheltered home.

I don't really know a lot of every night. Yes, MA am no. No ma am yes, sir. No, sir, all at mannered a gentleman I had all of that. Like a hundred per cent, a hunt, it percent and when you're, when you're that person, a hundred percent You get a little annoying to the parsonage dealing with you know. Because you don't see what should you don't see, what you're doing as clingy or anything you just seeing it as you do something for some light you care about and when I care about somalia really show them that me. So I think I did it too much when I was younger to the point where it hurt the situation in a hurt me because As you know, I might not have seen everything that this person was was put out there and I'm blinded and I'm just go, and so, hold to just be that great man, yannick like you need a lower ratchet this on you it made me lay like lay. Will smith now is young.

well yeah. He got some dirt on him. Now man, it's amazing. What I'm saying did you see the? Did? You see the kid, the kid that has sex with jada yeah august year, and then he was like. I thought it was funniest shit yeah chris rocks says, write it. I mean I saw, I watched it twice allowance ways. I thought that he did a great job. It's kids. It was dope that he didn't talk it for a long time now. I only need to address it for ten minutes and he got what he needed to say out, respond to be closed on a year. There and its I like how he kept teeterin on it I don't want any big foot, I don't need any more base were wrappers, okay, You see what happens? Ok, ok, ok, don't need that shit! Ok, I don't need it? Ok, so normal amounts. Back in your nail. Bad mecca doesn't go one. That's a beer volume impressions are so fuckin. Legendary, like for real land bank top in the game, I'm so excited you know. What's up

it's actually really crazy say those pursue nations, epilobium semi do like people, I know today, junior, that's fucking guy doing I out and immunities egg zone, but it's like that thing, where you save the them marvel cinematic universe, and then everybody just looks at you as the savior, the scots person who shes gonna bring in money to the company- and you know you keep doing that and you have all these kids who look up to you and it's just it's. So I'll say I never thought I was gonna. Be in this place. Can you do Robert dummy junior when he was partying? yeah, so I'm sure going to get the movie yeah. It's going to happen. Smokers weed, yeah, yeah coco, who does go here by disco, great breakthrough it. I just It is critical of that's crazy. How that he was that's the weirdest. about hollywood. Is they do love good redemption store? Yes, but he's the young. He is so brilliant, though yo.

I heard lazarus in tropic thunder, oh my god, the only goat pebble to get away with blackface exact it'd be in the way that they the way that ben stiller- I don't know if he created it like that, because Ben is a genius. I love stila, but the the fact that you took a character who is supposed to play a black. Do it in a care in the movie by another white. Do like that's its levels. So if you can't get offended because he totally took it, he broke that met a jolly It is, though people still talking about boons may come on get the fuck. You woke bitches get out of here. With that. There's a lot lammle, my radar. What do you feel about light? Ok, because eddie murphy did this eddie murphy, eddie murphy dressed up. He dressed up. There was a schedule has now he was hosted. Nineteen eighty four, where he dressed up as away do for day he went out and the funny thing I've ever seen in my life. What you mean I could just walk out with us, and I like you, you can have it what

my leaving now, when a door dish, mobility right, they Chapelle did it with clayton. Speed the arm. I think he was the well yea Why do? But he also played a black dude. Who was blind? I get it if it was a cake. Emanate is when you look back that any eddie murphy sketch was the funniest. Oh yeah, and we seeing that as a young person crying laughing when the black eye gets off the and then they start partying yeah like it's fucking, brilliant yeah. I oh no, I have a reared litmus for what offends me like. I'm gonna get offended very easy, but when meaning also When darnell pointed this out to me, I don't get offended crossings. Elisha doesn't affect me. It doesn't change my status in life right so he's like yeah. Of course you don't care about politics, you're white. It was all set up for you. and I was I guess so. That's why it's easy to not get offended. Is all your fault, you're white guy you're on the right side of the court, yeah right side of the court over here trying to weed offers a week if they start

prohibition laws. I bet I ll start ridden oh yeah, we like whoa what the fought hey can't take the liquor when come on. That's where I draw the line cause like forget this forget this. Forget this bio pic, that'd, just depict the one about banning all your holy shit right here is gonna. Piss me off. Don't take my liquor, no fuck with my legs now like to call yourself I wish it didn't hit my radar like I, I never really read any of it cause. I was like or like the kyrie irving. I never. I never even read it, because I'd like to go out. I dunno it just doesn't it doesn't? not that thing that my eyes are drawn to in the new cycle yeah, I didn't even know about the kyrie irving shit. I shit man, I I had just decided we're at least as far as kanye went because I know everybody was waiting for me to do an impression of him in some way secure in him, but I said, is not really celebratory for blackmail lose and one point five billion dollars, so I dont really feel like I've got a tear,

a part yet and then, when I met my shows, I do this thing at the end of them. When I ask people was there's something you wanted to see that you didn't get a chance to everyone and, though ass they asked for Jay, z and conway. All the time on my car now wait a minute. May I just wanted to get so you're gonna me. Why were you asked me that by its just the way, that the weighted it happen. The way that now it seems like a disease regretting it. The way that the waited the troop was put out there, but not harvested the waiter conway wanted it to be harvested, you know. I think that is why, that's where the line gets blurred right there, that's the most people, as most people I look into what he saying and be like. Ah man! Well, that's without saying, though, though, though, a little bit say: while he's crazy they consume. The whole thing maybe like well he's make us a valid points here, he's just not articulating it in the best way. That's consumable!

talk to your ears, it's funny you set up because there is one I saw my next freedom and for a little bit and that there's one part where you can see him. It's tough! When you're famous like that, because so many people say yes to you yeah and that you can see he's trying to articulate a point and- and you can see just is one of my opinion. It was like. Oh, he just doesn't talk as much or think as thoughtful as lex does sometimes cause lectures like hold on. You can't say that because of this, and then he was like well yeah, but you know what I'm trying to say but cause if you're like If I'm in a car with everyone, I pay, and I bring up an idea, but it's a lot of agreements. And then, if I'm on a car with rogan- and I tell him something- I think hilton- Why would you think that? And then why? Don't you think, that's good? Why would you yeah? Yes, it's a little. I don't agree with the idea, but but you can try it

yeah. So I did a little bed, just every just sprinkle in the little ones are allows greater than the. Why ones? Those are the ones that they say. I can't do it so finally says that just some fox online evoking is its own inside a phrase, blocked them so quietly tat, so fucking crazy. I used to be like a book tat used to be a battle, a walk out idea, I'm gonna! Do I'm gonna like gonna, take you about yourself? Fuck, you now now tell you buy yourself a block you. I don't want to know if you're even breathing tomorrow we both the trailer, my movie and ours I have not read any of those comments, because I'm sure people will just it's like. Why? Wouldn't you throw a rock if you could? Why? Wouldn't you and, and then Sony hit me up and then I go the comment really positive, but I was like you even got it yeah. I don't. I can't they told me that when I first got the

As an hour- and it will, I yell- don't look up your name not by force yeah I broke that. I broke the code as I'm I broke it. I was like dunno, I gotta know what to say and what nice nicer wait a minute. That's not true in a nice, nice, nice, nice, but thought this gotten nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, it's like it you When you see so much, you can either can effect you in a pot. It way you see so much. You get the desensitize to it. On this Sometimes people saying bullshit about me like I've, been crucified before on where they have been roasted. I remember back in two thousand fourteen. Is as I had our did. The mtv awards our man fuck. Now was already a little else. already a low pissed off that night, because I and allowed to say what I wanted to say about the celebrities, because we had to keep relationships what they were in our vision, on an embassy right, so I had script. Why was going and old people and

told by our soul by some other folks up to a dispersal my comes to show we can You say that while a blogger, but if you don't go into people, if you don't go in, then you people, you don't kill it. You have to go in and those wrote you have too. So I did those soft dating a watered down a script man, I got all line. People were talking about this shit. They would talk about my body. They were like Joe at because at the time I had the hips at the barney hips. You know what I'm saying so generally the body hips. I is this thing. Bro like this is my problem area like I got it under control. Is my problem area. Bro like? Follow run like this should give real fat years area. They start your love. I look like baby quest, loves legacy whom what the hips I gotta go, eat no requests nosey as these guys, but

yeah as out as our looks as though they were saying that it would like to look at his by year came out. It was saying all that is she eleni shape funny shaped like a flounder like they would say in mad shit and raise in it. If fuck me out I was I I read them all and I just at the after party I remember I was just like this muster Are you good? I was. I am alarmed straight a mean, acted, there's, nothin, that can happen and we now have been jailed in Algeria. Amen, left, adobe, back three days later. It know what I'm the wrong do. Desire was derogatory cod art angels. You know I'm resurrect the myself out of twitter attitude of the deaf man. I came back, but a lot of people can't handle it now now it does not. If I see some negative cut, because most of them were positive, is eighty five percent positive you're gonna pay attention to this fifteen percent. This fuckin

alaska, who do? I gotta see the sun most of fuckin time just pissed off, because he can't get a good night's sleep or board is person. In fact, in this person and north carolina was probably having an affair with they fuckin cousin talking about you because they can due to voices and stuck in a basement. The other thing is that the keyboard keyboard keys are stuck together. They jerking off but you did Esparza, says vaccine I'll fuck. You block yachting, annulled They don't do it for investors and not because impersonate your fan, may man, I love your work. He great man in the article, though your fuck jay Pharoah it just I don't. If you're going to be. Be disingenuous to be honest about it. Dont? Be spirits to meet all will be thought. Move over here and just smile on my face of maha. You talking shit, you know what I mean if you, if you're going to talk, shit, talk, shit and don't fuck with me one hundred per cent

no a we. My my mile, my hiccup, has always been part of our business man. Tom's business is fuckin with each other. mine is so we welcome it from the fans and usually their fuckin hilarious. but sometimes I mean they missed the mark. Just a little better really mean yeah like yeah you're gonna die young and your daughter's won't. You will give us your daughter's get married near like how do you like, it's not funny, yeah they're like hahaha and you're like oh you, no one taught you comedy yeah, you just know how to write say mean things and you think that's what comedy is yeah there's some of those are some of those. Some of them are that some of the and I say this complimentary, some of them- I don't use, word trolls because trolls are some of the trolling is really trolls them works its bad connotation for people to do good in it. Some of the trolling is fucking

hilarious like like some of it. You go I doubt was so well done an annual welcome it. But when you see it and you an end its and it makes you laugh you, like god, damn it away, I beg, does a comic who were is definitely comic, who uses that too was advanced now, Michael blacks, and by they hold on local blacks and their michael blacks and leans into the trolls. Healy is it a rose, though some of the best like a love cab with some of the best wars online, are Michael blacks and care MIKE absent cat. Oh yeah like when MIKE epps cab went at it and they were going at it for real yeah. It was a matter of you just mad cause. You ain't even funny you just like mind. You just show it and accept, The boat rape? That's a great! My up, Mary! I was Listen, her! Listen, his brow! My

this problem. I got too much goddamn money, that's probably if I did. money. You wouldn't be talking to me Bam. Noah notion. I do mean that game ban is that play a day day in friday movies gifts of dramatic role something else helped you career and in ha report back to me, get stuff done, networks. What a guy cause I book my goddamn self all day, fuck, that's a good curve, that's a really good curve, but look motor soccer. Look bad! That's on the mark! Are you black motorcycle cause? Everybody everybody talk about me online. I don't give a fuck. I talk about them. I don't give a fuck. You talk about. What's ethically so my dick don't go assuming the like I will use at all, Michael, s head. He looked like a girl. Still born before he had on his green fucking outfit. I said you look like, The grown still born in europe, a city I close. It looks like dirty water. Let us take

a puts it in his pocket. I is the real he adds whenever people say you added to his shit, it's gotta, it's gotta, it's like almost goes right, bulgaria by michael blackness funny as for that, but that is funny, because as a as a shocking as we like, but when they go out each other, even when it's real there is entertaining all day am unable to read. The comments is entertaining yeah. I wanted to go through when, when the Chris rock special happened- and I was reading, I was like I I'd long had I had someone log into twitter, so I could read it because I wanted to see what the reaction, what people were saying about chris rock and Kevin Hart I'll I'll I'll come haha suffocates you in a happy meal box, you little bit of soccer okay, Hagar, I got on I got all whose car was I am I was in. It was someone that I couldn't bear. The problem is I I, if I don't have my glasses. I can't

read what's on twitter, I didn't even know he wore glasses. I didn't know you wore those brew: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah wow. I have a joke about it. I look cute when I put on my glasses, like you look cute and it's like suck. As soon as she came in to give me a kiss- and I realized I haven't seen this bitch and high def in ten fucking years- sounds like what happened to your face, so stumbling those guys to save my marriage, the Maybe he was a baby boy. What was the o so I I read a couple. People are talking negative about Chris and I wanted to like just block him going. I don't it's almost like if you go. It's almost like. If you go. Oh there's a you're at a party and you see the guy doing coke you like just stay away from him, let's just leave, and so like that's where it sounds like there's people that will be a fun action to go round and just block people that comment on dip differently

things that you know that you don't believe. If you like one of you, don't care about you, it's not about you. If they go to fucking a Joe rogan is a fucking lunatic or whatever, and I just go through and block all those people going. Then I don't want them to know who I am. I don't want them to find out who I am they're not going to ever like me right, so I just want to dodge them entirely. You know it's a that would be an interesting thing but, like I said I I I I got on it. The draw that thing I got on this was the day of the special whose car was I am, and we were driving to ca. We were driving from and to calgary, okay, and I was like I'm dying to see what the reaction is to, Can someone log on twitter and he was my my trainer logged onto twitter, and I was like just tell me what you're saying go, I'm curious to know what the word

when the street is, and it was all overly positive, and then you get some people that just were like off to the side like what sucks even worse, is when, like the fuckin capital riots, happen and you're like earth that I was on twitter, then- and I was like ugh and some guys, like you, don't understand these are these are americans and they care about. Our country has like this fund a lunatic, and I click any followed. Me by my group, and Jesus? I gotta clean up my digital footprint, my putting out there. What am I putting out that I got to make yeah you're a lunatic. Follow me cause. I know I won't fuck with the shit you're saying yeah. I feel you man, I even people I got. I got some of those folks that will say they'll belle com it they were able gauze, big, fuck, free montfort, really I would also be

It's online news, like da da da da dada, has a very bill cosby, and I was like what the fuck, but I clicked anyway, dammit who are your white? Goats? Oh Europe deserves because the goats I mean we ve all when we talk about it always goes two brothers. It goes like a rock chapelle are those are the those when we talk calmly, goats, yellows, the comedy goat's milk hedge Mitch edward george Carlin. Ah Also, god daggett Stephen right got robin Williams. Ah Jim cherry. Was so yeah? Do you look you Jim characters, like that's kind of yeah your career, a little bit it hasnt guys. Have sir most similarities and in silly goofy. You guys are really good at like dramatic and serious shit. Absolutely him. Yet I follow him and I would say robin robin Williams as well. I would say

both of them have that they can play. They can go dramatic and full comedic robin williams, has a vulnerability that a lot of people dont half light. When you look at him As you can see the child like innocence in every single one of his first true and his eyes, This is something it's it's it's really sweet and it's really juvenile and it's like it said it's a child joy. He brings it to every character than he did. If you ever see the movie, what dreams will come is that the name of the movie was that was at robin. That was robin williams, robin Williams, it's a very it's not was not a big box office hit. Is that the end of it? What dreams may come man movie. For me, what is it about me up? It's about his wife commit suicide and then he dies and then he can you keep pull it up. Is

if I'm just on wikipedia is if I got the right, he dies and he has to rescue her from purgatory and bring her to Heaven, so it's all set in the afterlife and it in a fucking surreal world, where the colors are all super vibrant. What dreams may come is a fantasy film directed by ms word, that survivor remembers. Nineteen. Ninety eight I remember of vacation in switzerland meets Anna collins. They marry have two children, their idea of life when the children die in a car crash four years later. Chris is also killed in a car crash unaware that he is dead and confused that? No one will interact with them. Chris lingers on earth. I think I'm funding is up our home his out. This is like the real soon Is that a movie and that jason shit so might have put an wikipedia, no yeah? Well, I saw him he could not obey.

Put anything in the wikipedia for my movies, gonna be a fuckin nightmare worries the sort of a russian dog. but yet, and so and so soap Did I read that right? It's it's like it is here trying to keep her alive or something, but it's it's it's tourist trippy as fuck, and it all deals with the afterlife and that I have a hard time with because I'm around really I'm not grounded in any sort of faith at this moment and so on. For another is not a cool thing to talk. As a comedian, but like I, why, with I'm looking for something I am looking for, thing, a little more substance, and shoulder to sink my beliefs into, and I've always been catholic I think I've always going to land there, but like at this time, I'm just like I wake up with panic going like fuck. I don't want to

like wanna go just was dark one day have you have you thought about getting on the Martin luther path in go in and not the catholic pappa, the protestant path of honey, it's talking about. Martin Luther king yeah, no, it like a dream. I have a dream, sure! No, it's like yeah! It was well. You know. Black history month was last month, but you know that martin luther king, no, no! No! No! No! No! That's not! No! That's not! This is martin luther martin luther king he's got that thing. in his voice. We always vibrates is like he's got one of those female rabbits right there caught in his throat just yeah. I know about the red yeah cool, you may be grown on sandwiches, but there is a better way to break your habit. We're not talking about some weird mine. Voodoo from here crazy neighbour, or your buddy, who has a pod gasoline conspiracies.

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That's how the protestant movement started father the rough nation and at the church, was taken indulgences. Yes, yes and appropriate money for things that rules. Basically all these rules that wouldn't get you to Heaven Joe. He saw tat, it was like yeah. No is not right, translate and then ah yup. Now all the different protestant. All the nominations are based off of the reformation to him, leaving that room yeah. So I mean I'm, I'm I'm catholic. No, I'm not! I am not catholic. I am apple's stock, a pistol What's is no do it's it's kind of like its shit. It's it's kind of being a baptist sword or lutheran is no different. In I mean it's just We had a lot of rules and our church before, where we would. It was kind of like the before the reformation,

like. You had all these different rules that, with that you had to follow in order to be say, but you don't have to do that in our new bishop came in and kind of broke all it down and was I listen. Ya'll had been kind of living in kind of a cold type thing whatever I a real sensitive term, the use for yes, who who were when they could delusional you know, but holds our courts it what it is, I'm so we came through broken down, and now you followed directly from the bible. directly from the bible, but there are so many different references to arm. The angel of the lord, who, in the end the old testament was essentially does that's Jesus, maybe there's this so many different tidyings in the faith that just a line so perfectly. follow old testament with new testament like. I would say to him: I don't know I mean, I wonder how much you know why

unlimited right about agnelli, not lie of my brand, so what Abraham had to Abraham had to sacrifice eyes. When I told him he had to sacrifice his son. Ok, you have to sacrifice your son. He knew. How can I get ok, I'll allowing it to religious? No, no! No! No, please! No! No! Please help me! I love! I had an elaborate ok, so abraham abraham. had two sons he had, he had isaac and believe believe he had or was, it was always abrahams other son, the fought ishmael was Ishmael Ishmael, so Abraham Ishmael, so Abraham Abraham was told to kill isaac by god and also he told he told he told him to take Ishmael. What, though, what the woman that he had the kid if he added yet another child that wasn't his wife. Ah he put them.

The wilderness and there now those palestinians and all those different types and the jewish folks are all descendants of isaac economy. So those are the big ones, but the sacrifice that Jesus made was. but on the sacrificer he made was pretty much predicted in the old testament. The exact way that it would happen they didn't sacrifice any lambs in the old testament. They sacrifice rams, but they couldn't sacrifice any any lambs, because Jesus was representative of the way, I'm being sacrificed. The perfect sacrificed No other man could do and the same mouth in that Abraham ham was gonna, kill isaac, one is the the same out and that Jesus was that he was dad crucified. Really too, yeah? It's a mouse had taken. What is it now added? No trade homes

mt? I sweat muslim Helen and no, it was the it was a morey. Maria more is is it is that what it is Maria yeah so it's the there. I would. I could talk about this four hours to how to do a. What? where's that where's your is. It do you enjoy yet you know get older now and going back to the exact reason that I am category sort energies from my life because I know, if he's not going to serve me in a form that trying to make you my wife, I'm just kind of separated from because it's not gonna be substitute, is not going to be It's not gonna help the situation so soon so than you do have faith absolute god, damn it man, one of these areas we did not get it there- ain't no lord's name in vain no but year. Its is something that is

something that I've always had, but when I was younger, I really had it. And then really really had it and start a war and then started watching porn own iconic took me away It's amazing so much that my my diversion from faith was twofold. I I was living a life that was so was so not was so not complicit with what a rabbit with what I wanted to believe, rent And- and I was doing such bad- hey and drugs and alcohol and and and for whatever, just premarital saxon, all that- and I just was like I and I just kind of veered throughout so like I was like towards the end of highschool. I had had some some pretty good foundations like I'd go to church.

I myself and I would enjoy it I would it would take. I would take it like a meditation and then it a period of time it started leaning into obsessive compulsive know. This is going to sound crazy, but I started I still have it. I still have it. You're still deftly habit. Anyone, my train would tell you, have it is on out the rituals of religion would lean into my o c d, very subtly, but enough that, like if I had sex with my girlfriend, I would end up leaning into religion to make sure she wasn't pregnant so like, and so I was like this isn't congruity is the word I wanted to use this is in What do I want to be? I'm not. I don't want use faith to get out a bad situations which have see one time in atlanta and everyone started passing out. And I went in- and I had a conversation with god and and pulp fiction and just come out and Eric starts played. The guy were that work done

it was like I gotta odium, coming over. I pray collar, regular and had a moment work I felt, like god was pray collar. I don't know who the fuck you are. You only call me when you have an o d. What why are you calling me like become the Jesus where I'm like who was passing out what I just took, I'm fucking maybe dying god give you can get me. Through this is god's. Like your brow, I only for girls when, when you think it is agnes or you take drugs, they like fuck off and so. And then right after that, my grandma either my grandmother gave me the other faint jude metal. And this jude metal righted my boat, and I- and I started leaning into the saints like the saints were something that I could find foundation in an but, as I've gotten over

I you know I just talked to lucy good about this and he's like no one day. Diet just goes black and I'm like that's that can't be the thing I can't be the thing I give it my I've just got one day goes black. No wonder just goes, and so now I'm in a place where my eyes, I said say jokingly, but I would love to find. Like a middle ground, of what I want a middle? Rather, what what there is you know and I don't know what it is. I think so you saw edibles I'll, tell you some real stuff man and I had a lot of these these thoughts. When I was younger, I would think what I was doing was so on a visit where I'm trying to say it was so contradictory towards the spirit. I would think that things I was doing was so contradictory that I couldn't even approach guy like at some realize they are really steep. I'm don't you

I'm doing all this and how can I? How can I even talk to you say it's as they give you as I give your father told you not to do something and then you go and do it Tom's twenty, and it's like how am I going to face disperse? How am I going face this burden, told me not to do this, but it's in the by what it you can always com you can always come to the throne and asked for forgiveness. That's where we have. We have grace and that's why the principality We can't see a so pissed off at us because as human beings we always have a chance to make it even right before you die even on the cross. There was a thief that there was two thieves on across one of them said if you Jesus get us down from his cross, the other was said you be in this man. You, you ve, ripped out his beard, you ve p.

storm and he has done nothing. He is dead enough. He hasn't cursed any body. He is only said, forgive these people for that and that these said. and lord. If you, when you go to Paradise today, just make a place for me a right before he passed away He was right. He was right there with them, so I might be like the first. guy, gimme, your god, the volume and clap your hands, you imagine my mama whispered, my wrists hurt man completed come on. If you do this get a thought this clause may come. wait. Did you Michael Jackson, you a Jesus. What was what was the the the hardest? I've ever laughed is in the in in religion. Tire. Audrey gives leaned up behind me in that same thing.

I said where's jason, momoa, jason momoa. You ain't Jesus now go as they say. The first, the first Steve said that Jesus said what what did the first thief say to Jesus when when they were both up on the cross, entire rodriguez leaned up behind me and goes. I can see your house from here and is the hardest island, MR miranda that was his name was my religion. Teacher was fuckin. I couldn't stop laughing, out Do you mind but you're gonna get a poor do all over here, but may you can always you never have to feel you never have to fill out. You can't you can't come ass, a forgiveness, I'm I'm just on this relations at a story. You, sir, dude I only. I only come to you what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing that, but its yo at those times you may feel, like you know, have any other options. You might feel like that. But that's ok

as long as you're relying on him now he would like you to follow him daily Well, that's the goal, but an outreach and an outcry of someone who he loves. He'll definitely he'll hear that, but they do say the prayers of the righteous go straight up to the to the throne and prayers of everybody they don't make impasse to seal it. I don't know if I'm righteous, I wonder if I wondered like I wonder, how bad I like all would be cool. Then, like an app if could find out you're going to have that and it just tracks your tracks, you, like seventy per six plus seventy six per cent chance that I will make it okay, there's gotta! Be that app. We see that there's going to be an app will make it into Heaven that Jesus at the admittance app yeah and you just it's a quiz. No, I have you ever been, who I am sure gods can be cool strip. Perhaps I may, he hung out with he hung out, were merry Magdalen. She was a full blown prostitutes xo

okay, so we're cool and that Jesus hung out with hose water to wine, I'm into their gods. Who got to do that? Yeah? What don't you know? My wife? Does your wife, you don't do that didn't have a ton of premarital sex, but I mean, but that was enough. Yeah. That was in the past. I don't talk shit about of evil with us, but does not touch. about people, unless is a really good punchline at it idea here. really go. I was saying, I said today, my dad's in town my mom and dad, and I I've had one blow up with my my team, like girl, I setina cells really weird but link my my son, my system, Peter. I thank you. You may have met and then my trainer lacey. We were in europe and they were trying not to get me to eat something they they're like hey. What? Maybe we should just have a salad or something. and I lost it? I was like. No one ever tells me what the fuck to do. No one tells me what to fucking do if I want to eat fucking pizza, I'm eating, fucking, pizza and and and- and I feel you there cause my

added that to me when I was in tenth grade. I kid you not. We was at we. We went to Wendy's, you know we were going to wendy's and he's like hey. You want to get a when you get a big table, salad, unlike no, I want a big. I wonder how I want the classic. I want the baking classic and I want a biggie fry Whilst that's yeah not for going to be telling me what you don't be trying to give me, let me force a no, no, don't diet. Rape me what's wrong with you. Diorite me there. Was this now anyway go here. We saw yesterday I'd I'd. Think we talk about this by monster was right that we'd doubling them up, didn't, I was accorded I still I d artagnan, my mind, my my my longevity coach? Yes, you did yesterday. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I think my pills and I take my testosterone and I go. I'm going to go on the scale to see what our way. So, let's have an honest judge and am my dad real quick. He said my man is working in my in my office is in my gym kind of kind of swings around and he's like. Oh, I want to see what this is and I go

Well dad? I don't want you to see what my weight is cause it's going to be an issue when he goes. He was doing so. It's a good place. You gotta find out where you're starting out you've got to find out my train, Is there a my system, but why would I lost my should on in europe and I get on the to sixty one end. it's better than I have ever been, and I was like mother fucker hats, all leader, six one but still iced way, however, that I've ever been. So I get off my daggers body what the fuck we gonna fix this old,

hold on hold on. You know what I can fix this. I can tell you what to eat. I can die, and so I go dad we're not going to do this right now and I leave and then my dad to my trainer and my personal assistant literally says we need to we need fixes. We need to tell him what to eat. You guys need to get in control of him years. I've been in control of them and it's worked, and but we need to get in control of him and not let him get certain things and today I'll drive to drive over to do netflix the joke. With fortunate tom, aha and peter goes hey man. I got a real, clear vision of why he lost your shit in Europe as a really negotiate. We had a private conversation with your dad where he was basically saying we need to be in control of you. We need to tell you what to eat and he goes all those triggers yep. We saw and I went, and I said you know the only thing I've done good as a dad is realized.

things I don't want to do as a father, but you don't get applauded for not brow beating your children right, but trust me I want to. I want you to know that I want to show that I want to tell my daughter you fucking, no major nose ring. I wanted to fucking lighter up, but I had to bite my tongue and go looks great love you shows is so poor, as also milk, I built know you you get a may, you can still. You can still gives european you know- of a lot of a lot the time fathers don't understand how to articulate themselves in the end, the most and in the best way that won't hurt the kids feelings light. Yes, you talk about you. Talk about your father was was controlled. My father was was like that is well really was rollin was a military. He was eager for the government, ok Ebby, which is why he'll tell you did

I can be dry when I'm day, but like back into the space like he'll he'll, be like that. I'm, like you, grew up in norfolk and no for a chesapeake virginia. I remember it's because of the virginia funny virginia beach funny bone and so and so yeah keep going. I'm sorry it's so you know Oh he would I was. I was overweight too, when I was. I was a kid I was, and I was two fifty at my heavies, you know and what my father used to do great now. You know that's because I won't or won't go to that fucking. They start real. Because I was I was. I was literally thinking. I had had bad thoughts ass. I have to change this or I'm going get rid of this. I can't do this shit. It was for me too much because I got people everywhere going to school. I got picked on I a church. I picked up in the neighborhood I got picked out of my house. Like the only place go to? Was my room and closed the door, There was the only person who was you know. Who was really kind of

Jimmy it be a nice everybody else's means vauxhall. I say that this aid is paid I don't understand sometimes the things that they're saying the harshness, how it comes off because in the moment so they don't know how to connect in in and give you the food the correct way. My father, you to make me get on the scale in front of everybody in the house. He used to do that. He used to tell people he's easter. Tat, my mother, my sister get beside it get besides scale jack, come of a stand on this scale. Anyone We stand and scary by john dying. Let you do that: it's funny now, who is there he's overweight and now I'm in shape yeah. So when I get so thanksgiving is very interesting and I'm like hey a tony, get on the scale real quick. Let's see what your god day to twenty shit, wow, damn wow man, you really need to get it

and the bro WU has a lot of weight. Fat boys you're in fantastic shape. Right now now, because- and I and I'm here because, like I said when I was in the Whenever that shell of of Jared pharaoh fog, J, pharaoh shared fail when I was in that, shall do I was depressed I would like to say, and I got I got- I talked about it- mess with me every day. Lay out my parents thought I was close. Our doors by some of them are that thought. I kept my door closed because I was jerking off all the time. I was a jerking off all the time. I was half the time, but for that other have. I was just. I was just closed off to the world of my own thing, because that was that was my escape. It was my escape this calling you fat ass, your father's talking about your weight. Is you know he any stronger hell, peace he's Look man. Let's get up was run less less yo yo

I gotta get yourself a shape, but he doesn't know the best way to say it. Sir now Canada scrutiny? Why? What do you mean know they don't the best way to say it. None and is not its cause. You never got the tools gazette their dad was j exact. There does right a rough real. Roughly. Might my dad dad stone beaches in normandy. You think I'm giving you came home was. I now tell me about your dead. He was like the fucker I'm alive, I'm gonna go sit in the garage, drink, beers, listening to smoke cigarettes, and so, and so they don't have the tools yeah god, man, that's crazy. So when What when did you at what age did you start losing weight? Sentencing seventeen settlement was little above the moment had added the outer you I had I was The summer of two thousand and four I just stop given a for. You know I was getting joke to school, they will Let me fat noticed she and I wasn't even I wasn't. As far as I was at the end that summer, thereby do

I just heard it so I heard people talking about me so much. I say you know it fuck it only with care care anymore and just started in start again, heavy out fifty eight my heaviest, and then that January man, january I looked in the mirror and I I lie yo act. I hate. When I see I don't like this. I gotta get rid of wish. I saw this morning until I didn't video, may spinning circles like it so drag my way, lost data an end and so what was your plan one? How did you attack it? Well, I didn't know I didn't know how to lose weight, but I did know them a parasite, a trend. Well, I know that if I, if I tasted my cravings, I could spit out the rest of the I could spit out the food I would I would I would eat sweet and I would spit it out to control my cravens

and I said all right. Let me stop Eden. Let me stop in the lot. So what I want to do is to simplify my diet to just Edith, salad, with lemon juice and salt on it and a little bit of meat. I'm going to do that for as long as it takes to get rid of this shit, it took me three and a half for mass. Almost seventy five pounds foolish. I was. I was running on a scale for low level. Six ten minutes a day, no matter what every day as great. That's it that's for that's fucking, great there and then just the way when you first, when your big and new furniture body first loses way it loose they drastically, especially if you keep warned drive in it from what it used to yeah like I didn't drink sodas. None of that shit I did. I took all of that and got it out of my diet and-

and they didn't even know who the hell I was when I graduated they were like who are you I'm mike, I'm the guy that used teddy teddy rape member? That will cause you know this is a this right here is this is violation yell at somebody touches days when they go like that gayle sensitive spot yeah. Do this and a lead a hand there should be a fucking clue should be a word for the it's, not sexual assault, but the the commit bullying that happens to boys like air. Intimate bullying where you're like you're, like hey man, you're, not allowed to do that to me, like you, can't do that to a girl please don't do that to me it's no different than pistol in the shower. I remember getting pissed off in the shower I go. This is a sexual assault like this is not a pistol in freshman year. That was the big fuckin every freshman. Based on what are they? What are they? Actually you in the light of these, do it for part of the gig they just

It's all boys, catholic, high school and you'd be showing they'd be like hey, man is the water getting warmer and you go ha and everyone's laughing and they're like oh you're, all my leg was ignition playing know as before. Even did it yeah, This was this. Was this was pre this. This is robert, I'm the nineteen eighty eight, eighty eight. And so, and so so and was crate, is when you start losing weight the best way, the best thing. Bout losing weight is when you lose way. It gives you that that confidence, booze houses like I got what I got on the scale today. I think I have already told you this by go today and I lost five pounds. Yesterday do and- and I am my my dad was like he was there and he just goes well. He has got to be a lot of water.

And I go yeah obviously, but it's still low as the numbers lower than it was yesterday right. How about just a little bit of a- and I said that peter and I go where I go. Can you can you like? Can you acknowledge? So the does. I always go away. He goes schuyler the war with, though- and I go- why? Wouldn't it be like him in the sky good, for you right, keep a dog shut up. You know this leader, he doesn't mean it like. I, unless other thing is that. We can have these conversations about our dads and and stand, who they are and understand their flaws and still love them as much as you can love some unconditionally and it's crazy hope- and I hope god feels that way about. meat that it will be well by real. Also real talk, as you can always is. Never too late lawyer breathe, never and late schiff I want to say this. Was your marry? You don't? You look, bear some

There are some sleaze bags in his frickin industry. Do you want of it? You wanted. Sweden is one of the nicest wanted. A funny is an you're, not a vial later way you have all it is powered has come and you have all that of fans. You have the love that from it to you. But you're. Still you haven't let that change. You, like you say it up. You know your step out of your step on a new wife. You'll. Do none at all because it and it's not worth It- is not worth tarnishing you peace by adding. Two? Is it's not worth it? So I I think even now brother, even ass, you can that you connected at I, u power brother, you are you, are you are far in your dreams, It's me, go where I'm still in the that's a you know. I hate when you got certain access to two things in people more, Then you use to when you were little india when you little in your watching these people in videos and things in you, you get

well, then you get an industry, you have access to them. You might send a dm a day. They might end up at your house in there. You know you'd, you, carrying out to childhood fantasy. You didn't just ass, the crazy porters. You actually have lived. I I got my. I think really grateful my success came later in life, because I don't know who I'd be today. Had it happened yet, because you got a man, you got the apple and all of it yeah, I got s no twenty, two charlie movies. I take me in a row here when I was ninety, so I have seen a lot and a lot of stars. stars stars night, nice may stars level allow the constellations around here I mean little what and you know it's a weird way. It's I dont tat twenty to twenty, two god dammit,

you lived and you ve always lived in a social media world. Always of years. Social media was getting hot. When I first got more, I Kevin heart was come, heart was blazing social media up, twitter was twitted, two thousand nights water came out. It was a thing. Myspace was five years old. Face book was like what three, what three four years old and shit like that like it was that it was the genesis of everything row and, and now it's that you'd know you catch it, tik tok. She had all these other different. Apps what have you, but I did a lot lot. I did a lot and I've got. I think I'm I'm at the point where everything I wanted to do besides a couple of these, ladies, that I've seen has to get to cover them on a list, but

If I don't little now eyes, I want to put my list out like a leg of like the ones like I said, I'm sorry, I cut you off, keep going, I'm sorry go ahead. Go ahead! Oh no! No! I said as the only time I've ever been I ever gotten and in the. In trouble while a livelier. We did a pike s with adriana tragic, and I said I said to my wife: I wanna buy gas. I think I'd be powerless over her like. I think I'd be powerless year, I be very hard to say no and my wife's emma wives, like Why would you say that you know you wouldn't cheat on me? Why would you say that- and I was like I'm just trying to be as art like I as a comic you? We want to go honesty, first, vulnerability, first, honesty. Second, and then and then and then live there and try to write the joke out of there, and I was like obviously I'm trying to write a joke. I was like and she's like yeah, but you didn't fucker you, we're in the room there you didn't fucker, she didn't come like like I would you like, and I was like. I was a baby, it's first of all, trying joke and she was. I got an idea.

but the end that I had a really kind of and assess like where, where what because my wife isn't powerless over anyone like no one's got power over her like if Brad pitt tried to kiss her legit she'd be like, I don't give a fuck She put him off, yeah and so on, and so I trying to right up there, there's gotta be a hitlist. I mean. There's me like Angelina jolie out of my life, now understand that if she tried to kiss me I'm gonna, let it happen and then go whoa whoa whoa whoa, but it's definitely a let it happen for a minute and a half robo way plus five minutes have been violated. I would never lives. It is also going to happen with brad. Pitt gives us be less easy, aegis, elbowed out our guests.

as well as my wife's, my wife Sesar hit list this. Her hit list is pronounced, hopkins and dwight yoko. It's ok and eyed, and I think about it like this light, I if somebody lake If I was it lets, you say I was a sap rocky. You know em I, was in a situation lucky motherfucker. If I was in the room, I don't know, I know it's our rockies name only because of of of rapporteur storms, he are you kidding, I know by dont know what he's I dont know him. Oh he's he's he's commandeer an area is ok he's only on an icy idea is up. I do know. Is that rocky, because Give us a more normal were making a sub rocky jokes about at the super walkers she's pregnant. Yes, yes, european as funny in arabic and spoke but gets in britain.

I've got. You move a little more out of the wood with their when others, I'm not going to misrepresent there a horrific abortion joke unless that led her most now by. If I was a sap rocky en masse it is a billion air and she happens to choose thy J, hey baby, just let you know meal abroad We saw the night humbling. Oh okay, cool bateman, see let you know, I'm not I'm not going to get pissed off. you billion a year. This is like, Jeanne a day if Oprah cheats on you saw what its own age, you don't buy, you fuck, you don't buy you a fucking rolls royce afterwards. Here, I'm in my living conditions outweigh my feelings. So I'm fine, that's interesting, my wife is the exact opposite. She would say your options,

limited by your living conditions, because I will take you out of the fucking him- how I would I would, I would say, reactors beautiful here I mean her rocking phenomenal highly bear any of these. Any of these women. Otto unjust, under that now have to understand it, no matter how far a woman ass she can be cheated. Oh that's We'll talk, no matter how fine a beautiful woman it doesn't matter. If she friggin there's met. If she would did she she'd links the Becky attack. an independent works. The tipp didn't hit did no matter what she does a bit If a woman is gonna, get it can get cheated on by, you can see that evidence would jays, Jay, Z, nobody, I say the most wonderful beautiful women in the world, and he did what he is:

see? Did you ever? Were you old enough? You are not old enough at all thing to remember, hugh, grant and Elizabeth, I do remember hugh grant and his and his running around on her when he hooked up with a prostitute was confused, and then you saw that picture that prostitute yeah, and then you saw this with Hurley and you're like what the fuck that you made no sense, but is that's not problem is that it's the guy it'll manner is the guy hits. Is the whoever were in their mine, has already said that they're gonna she they're gonna freakin. Do we just what it is. I think you're right. I think it's for the same thing with diet. is a beauty. Had I lonely you decide, you can go, in the fridge, your startup, in the fridge all the time, and now, if you're on a diet, you open the fridge and then close it and go. I don't. I don't need anything in there or I'll, have some salary or something yup, but if you, if you Like there's been times I've known, I'm go I'm about a fuck up pizza. I want I'm watching myself, go, don't go

I felt like a zombie has taken over my body. I did it with this going to sound fucking insane. I did it with an edible this week Why asked? I said everyone on the stop eating edibles and eating edibles, because I'm I'm having a hard time recovering the next day like, and I just and I can't workout and it's I I would rather just drink and then just not have the most restful sleep. And I did this- they don't even know how to. I don't think anyone will understand this behavior, but I I went. I opened the edibles now a definite I'm one of these, and I grabbed and I went now put it in my mouth, that digesting it and then I eat it and then unnecessarily what the fuck I do it with hot sauce, I'm not a candidate, I suppose anymore. I thought my stomach up and ice preventable was is now

no nose wasn't a hot sauce edible. It was an idol who I do have a strata edible though I mean like, but with edible was it did because you said you had hot sauce witty too no, no! No! No! No! No! No, and no. I do that. I do the same thing I did with the edible. I do it with hot sauce gotcha, where I do like a. I got a breakfast burrito that really fucking great breakfast those who ever we were led them and ass for the breeders. It's a chopped up, hammond side, like chopped up ham. inside cooked it, they brown the ditch. Just a touch with some great american cheese and an end and a big and the bird and the treaty. We're flower. It's my mouse button watering. and I said I grabbed it. It's so good. I took a bite know what the grade would be great with hot sauce, and I was like you're not allowed to have hot sauce ago, and I said no one's looking I'm the only one. This gonna stop here The tax of this hot sauce get all the water sure enough. I'm getting ready to go on stage. I'm like a fucking diary, we again, I can't believe this it'd take some.

arms. You didn't even these terms. It man don't know dams those or for my diarrhoea. It's it's pretty explosive, the and now that I'm on my whole fuckin regiment, it's been pretty aggressively shit the bed this morning, the Oh I'm down five lbs. Who cares the de LA you get the amazon recitals so excited tat. You come out of this for fully, though me to matter so fucking excited dude. I add a look just being lay artistically. I feel like I'm in the best I'm in the bed committed shape a model. I always your morning. I talk to what was it? Wasn't you just in. and I was in Columbus. You were at the club yeah.

and you sold out your whole fucking weekend and I I think, I'd reset the club. We were gonna try to come over after my show and they were like. Oh he's, fuckin destroying and I so badly wanted to come over and watch, but yeah you're you're such a fucking, unique talent, like an item? And I say it like you- have The abilities of all skill set of of a bum, Jim carry, but you have so much more. You have so much more access like you know, ministers, for him, but where you are in your careers whereby all more he was at your age, So, like you you're doing so much fuckin big stuff, I'm sorry ooh glad you're coming, it's gonna, be such a like one like it. If you say, if I say one thing about me, is our never like, my own horn to my own orleans at your heart, my own horned, to my own orne about about maybe a good guy or about me being good comic but the war.

then I will do my warn about, as I am a very good judge of good p oh and great comics answer that is All new people on this festival. This fucking, fully loaded, is very honest. Vote who was there with our best comics veil greatest we activity just added to a chair will end and I ran into tiffany at nascar daytona five hundred issue Does she ready yeah, I'm ready to get on that stage? Ready I'll kill that shit she read was she was sitting behind me and she was like I will resist we're in a box and she was like. Can you imagine, stand up like one of these shoes? I bet they like it? Was she didn't is full of last year. We did we d race way, man, and it was fucking in saying that I go tough. I got that option if your interest I got that option I'll, send your offer agreed on you'll, get to see us almost anyone offers we centre offer and litter

the all my agents like you're, absolutely not getting tiffany irish, they don't no know what initiatives like I'll do it is it louis like me, you David, tell more enormous angel is big day, o carson, fuckin tiffany out. fourchan fame, sterner of chad? and you do know, jack Daniels. No Larry's. Do Chad Daniels TAT Add Daniels! jack Daniels is the fuckin tits. That guy is one of the fucking funniest human beings, your ever fuck. You see he goes doing a little bastard story. jack Daniels, I'm sorry! If I ruined this job search, I judge a cup in minnesota, comes out to l and he's got cease, fuckin red hot. Like I mean the industry is fucking bubbling about him. He brings his wife out there. I think they have a kid and he goes. The fuck is this along. The road map families are hearing

allay I'm never home and allay its sarve, so forget everywhere his exists, life. I want, and now my is like thirty years I think that the time I'm guessing maybe a little younger and he was fuck it I'm going back to minnesota. I went into the road from minnesota. I'll live the woods, my family, my family, my alma, friends of families will be around. Our families will be read their and our my kids, where I want to new raised and then, if it means that I don't have, I'm not sitcom room not going to do a movie, that's fine! I can still do stand up yeah, so we moved to minnesota and just does that and then his kids grow up to go to college and he's like I'm ready to fuckin hit the road again, like any, did the road the whole time, but now he's like, back our hard. It is all he just did a special in madison. He did to shows unrecorded two different, separate specials, he's a monster. You are going to love him you're going to love him. He is a monster, The thing about Chad is Chad is kind of always below.

Little bit on the outside because he lived out there. So there's a lot of dudes. He hasn't really hung and partied with that and he's a fun fuckin hang! Oh, I can't wait. It can be a fucking blast. My daughters are coming out. There been any of your phd and ma. Do it. My daughter's, and sends a common way because they still aside the brutal with the guy. I had no choice. I might lose some of the more than toy yeah, just the heart. That's the hard part. When you have kids, I was just the old joke, terry stuff, we want. You have kids, you realise when you jerk off that that could have been oh yeah, at my eyes still here we go again ok one of the best ways of jokes I hurt wackles was from gilbert godfrey, he was I If masturbation wasn't try might be on death row here. That's all Well, the kids he's a producer niels once said: if a if you

someone pregnant from jerking off my my bathroom sink. My bed, my bathroom tubs drain will be pregnant, is a chart of the shower. He jerked off the shower, and then I heard him fuck a couple of times he made noises. Ah, yeah just scream! Might no! No! It was. I apologize patrice You listen to this. It was like MIKE. all this is his body. Had a son Are you in the next room I be in the next room and I'd like omega here's fucking? They are fucking satellite, about a climate of war with such incur flags, I'm whose amusing to bosnia it was. It was fucking. There was loud. What's the matter

rachel. You are MIKE people just my mind is different. Well, my my my noises. I I I'm so in tits, I'm so fucking it to say that I'm really it tests, but the other party makes you We the noise? Is it because it is occurs? It so surprised when I look at things nice, nice right, it's nice when its regular nice boy when it did their work. up like a jack in the box. Yeah so say you widen this thing up and you're, seeing it this nice thing go to this monster and it's just the eyes get bigger and bigger, as it keeps progressing what I like. I hope I guess your dick this way, whether you fully loaded fully loaded fully loaded dave arrows fully its oil.

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stand up for so long that that it it is, she could do she could do anything on stage to the your question. Is she like? Comparatively to a jesse, cursor jessica, garrison, yeah, all may yeah she's of the show she's fucking, just she's one of the funniest people on this planet, just polished just polished like really. fuckin, tight and, and can improv can groundwork and do anything and for real like everything about tammy, as we did a guy's grocer games to other long time with me or in loni love, and I like a year and She just comes into my in my dressing room and says down, and just like can we talk shit for a second? I was like fuck, yes, and just a comic like this, just like you and I think only comics really understand that that, but like no pretense, no fuckin Oh no! No nonsense! Just I'm a comic you're comic. What we thought was not going to talk about comics with time

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