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it goes on america, I'm going to keep reading, but now we're into April and then with them or australia. They mention I'm in australia in April, starting in auckland, new zealand, then melbourne melbourne, melbourne, torrens, vu, australia path, south brisbane sydney, desktops off world tour. Finally, on the road this year, if you're looking for christmas gift, that is a great christmas gift to someone I tasted my show or you got a berber or tommy gets emerged. Let's get to the podcast today's podcast with Gareth reynolds I've known gareth reynolds for a long time. He had a show called man cations. When I was on travel channel and I was so fucking jealous. We talked about that. It was a great show. Ah
there was a fire was a fund. Joan is a funny show and then he started doing a pod. Cast that, if you have not heard of you are missing out is one of the best part cast on the internet is called the dollop. It's him is with them. Indeed, Anthony and I've done it before live with them, and the last time I did it was marched thirteenth, two thousand twenty twenty of ripe for the pandemic and data at any cost
We talk about that. We open three bottles of wine we get hammered, but mostly we talk about his special. We don't mostly talk about that. Actually be just talk about it because you got a special
called england weed and the rest it's on you do right now is awesome,
Check it out, he shot it in portland. He is an awesome. Dude he's fucking hilarious and when I do, my green bay run he's going to be coming with us, so get ready. We're party our dicks off my friend without further ado, stand up comedian actor
podcast or from the dollop gareth reynolds. One of my favorite human beings live. Let go away.
A kindred spirits with me. I I feel that
when we have an energy, we have the same hull rains that yeah what I was saying to them. When we did something's burning. I almost brought you up
dick cause. You pride our members because you'd fuck and do so many those, but when
I went and got a shot, a disco whiskey and you go as I walk.
past, you you just kind of like suddenly go were finishing their bottle than I
What are you talking about and then we basically did- and I was like I said it- was
fucking amaze. Would you do remember the last time I was with you dimmer less about with you yeah it was. It was that
I before yeah, right yeah, when you fucking goddamn partner, you know fuck Dave Anthony agree. He is such a smart person a what an asshole he. I remember him telling me this is going to be pretty serious.
Oh did, will you are? You are doing the dollop at the dynamism typewriter brighter than you. You were like you to promote your world tour.
And Davis. I was the devil, anxiety happen whose on you might as well be muzzled.
Just put a pin in that yours is like a really negative guy over he. I I you know. I I that there's a few moments in life where you that a person is defined for the rest of your life, yeah that moment he'd have I defined him for the rest of my life. He is the smartest man,
No, it's pretty it's crazy and then, but then, like I drive around with him all the time and unlike Jesus man, would you just lie like he's like the scientists like in the movies like there's a tight? A sooner
coming this way. You know it is like did
remember, that soap images have enjoyed a poet, lay for five minutes, lou backstage hours having
again, and he was I got his as I have to try to promote the beauteous nightmare.
But ass we mean the us we're locked down.
I mean it was. It was such a prophetic statement in in a word:
Were that would had never happened. What down, but who was there was a room, is like this is different areas like europe
grim like swine.
what I got, I got each one. Anyone right I've got one of them. It work
I never asked relax. I've ever been in my entire life.
Not only experienced. What's was up here
We just knew I mean he was. He was just like ahead of it. People were saying like whatever it'll just be another thing and then have you guys understand what we're saying in like info. If this was february, the end of February yeah,
it will make europe have no idea actually
gotta be done also do I think I was flying out the next day.
Yes and you'll be turned around here the law.
It does every year it's every year is like their luck in this country. Down you get lockdown I leave yeah, what's Norland landed, landed,
and much of the general meeting and the guy had rubber gloves on
and had a mask on, and I was like what the fuck is this.
rose. I got an extra number you knows with, as I do that
for every general meeting, anyway, I've been doing rubber gloves since the eighties. When I was a kid when I was a kid in this business, I remember a guy, wouldn't shake my hand. I remember I was like, and I remember going like
Hey man thanks so much I like I e okay and I was like what the fuck and then someone else I was like you know if he did, that he'd be shaken hands with like one hundred
people- and you know, by the end of the day, he's going to get something. So I just easier if he doesn't and and Robert Kelly was in that audition and Robert Kelly goes, you don't shake my fucking hand, I don't want the fucking bar that guy, I I
Like we passed on an opportunity to get rid of the handshake, I would have been fine. I would have been who you must be very okay with getting rid of it. I mean I'm going
Here the new era of your country may honeypot for disease. I get yeah, I get sick. I've had grown of hours of our times of god you can only get it
men like there's a that back reiser is there, is we got it near?
is the in one hadn't even been a year, it hadn't even been a year and I've had it five times. Fucking I get it every time you can get it. I get it
Every avenue in my diana bodies crowd. I get a brand new one eye diarrhoea, one! I got the cough one, I'm a reverse. I've got it back in the n comes up in season
hey, what's your career and walks up gives me hope, because I think I have grown a virus on my back up right away. You thought you get this jar: what's the worst one, the worse, what was the first one reversal of the first one I got and then and then the next.
Three I got by anyone know I had like how I got him and then, and then they kinda they were come. There were touching, go and and
then and then the last one, the last one gentle should before.
and I didn't I mean I had it, but I doubt it was you or it was I, by kicked in the day, yeah right yeah. So I'm not I'm not like. Look at Dave's dave's like
I'm assuming and damned don't mean to put words in, don't don't put words in my dave's mouth either, but Dave's a a definite laika, the opposite of rogan cause. They can be taught rogan his like he of fuckin flow yeah he's a white man. You're gonna be fine
even the aps, davy, obviously with the way we tore now is so different. You're, like we ve, bought a van
really and we just drive everyone's. We found a little knows you're doing yours, you rode shows. Yet it is still a great us great their great. We have like pictures and shit
like that to go along with this, like the honestly one of the pictures,
we did on the last war, was the craziest thing,
I've ever seen in my life and that like like for the, as is saying something, but it is like it was. Basically it was about body snatching which has been
if there's like a few themes already like dip in and I'm like. Oh it's cool that I like have a shorthand with body snatchers, but it was about body snatching and it was like these five dudes who almost looked like they were like wardrobe by tim, Burton's costume lady, like big head,
it's kind of like barbershops, striped, your outfits and then on the table. Is this probably quarter? Decomposed body and the person just looks like e t
It's like the skin and the muscles are kind of stringy and the face.
Still with eyes, looking to camera as all the guys like woo, and I was just like- I read it- I don't even really remember much about the story because I just kept being like we go back there that pick what the fuck did. I just look at like it was it really? Is you just like how was this a time when people like turn it's head towards the camera? Oh there is a man, you guys, you guys, you guys fuck me up, because there's things in that you got the greatest podcast ever is the greatest podcast. Ever it is the greatest podcast ever it really is. It is one where you can get into so I rape podcast. Can I start them in my bunk and let them just play yeah and I go to sleep, wake up and and and wake up and go. Oh yeah. I am back into another like yeah, upi group d, the one that was the wireless mom in the borneo, yeah
That is that's when they did they. Just I mean it. There's gotta be some agents. There's got to be so much shit in your brain. That retention wise, where you're like, I can't even remember, because I don't listen to so like I don't I mean I'm sure like you, I don't really like listen to the shit. You know what I mean you you do it and you're done, and then people remember remember the stuff.
thirty years of letters made of number one. One ever is the fuckin baseball player
That's why I ruined. I wrote the rule is one where battle one area, unless I know that one now, just because I've had to have conversations about its everyone brings out of them. Yet the roof is the craziest wine goofy guph these, where they basically
They wanted this guy in a dime show. We were time at this on the one we did last night, like nothing, good came out a dime stores or dime show like every. I don't know what the fuck a dime store, webber's
you wanna know you like said negative.
And don't worry, and and so they basically just told them
guy. They hired this down and I gotta be the wild man of borneo and they tarred him and covered him and hair, and then they just put him in a cab
and told him to say fifty goofy moved goofy
make sure he was just like have to give to you have to give the and then like they couldn't get the tar. Often, oh, it's horror. The test is horror. I think I think about one of my other favorite podcasts is a detail.
His history daily. Whenever gas and you think of the enact we're like when you taught me about it
inequities and you hear like of just how people did not have an advocacy like no like you. Just your life could be they'd, cut your hand off as fucking fucks me up now, and that's what I'm saying like this. This corpse that, like this dude literally looked like it, was like e t, taffy and like
There was not like they just like when you think about the problems. It's also interesting how we get to where we are now with like when you trace back, which is what dave does so well as like he applies
history story to today, so that you're just like we still do this shit.
like the one we do in last night was basically about like how in Boston it was. There were trying to get rich
of like scandalous pictures like when you buy a pack of cigarettes there be like in Austria
italy, clad woman, sometimes than these religious freaks come in, and there like that,
get rid of that and then and then your life
as we go through it. I'm like he's fucking connecting it to like today with like the drag, show shit, and all that I can you just like god, damnit, like other like having fun for a minute and then I'm like wait. I just thought about patch. That's, what's that's what's great about your podcast
you can't tell whose more valuable, like you can't tell him the letter of the park gas to sit well worth taking out there that I might be like he did it.
For a while roses. Him in a closet shouting, but without her
mike. I would just be relayed, so I went out of it. We have another one now called the past times, which is like a doll of spin off where we go through an old newspaper and it's fucking bonkers too.
Cause you're just like what like the stuff they would write about and how? Oh, I have specific have a bit of work, I'm not working on it. I started a bit about started a bit. You know yeah, like as a comic you'll, you'll, think of a bit,
So let's explore that and then you do it and then you're like ooh yeah, it's pretty gross yeah was it would I would my wife and I have the same relationship we have today. If I get hit her,
yeah yeah, let's workshop that one on one for a little while for it to get to the stadiums I took him. I believe it was the ape where a bucket saginaw- and I just it, was like the whole time, like I acknowledged
it is not right that women years so crazy about your career. Now is that like for me like, if I may
I'm gonna try new stuff it'll be like a thursday night might have
and there's like thirty people there, and only the boy s not right. You are like doing fucking enormous venues where people
as berto Hayes that meant he wants to hit levi. I got the funniest fucking improv, a halston is the air on, and here we turn the air on either
funniest improper said: there's a dead woman in the audience and I called
lemme. My daughter, I la who saw mouse, speaks sl. Ok, so I said so either.
I call either I called either she called me. I forget both the facetime, I say Allah. There's a deaf person in the audience want to say something to her and she went high
like I do know San Jose. Ireland says something else like I don't know what you're going to say: we're even santa claus like what the fuck. What do you say when you meet someone? I do the bit about hitting mom yeah know I did a bit about. I can't even do it, because nobody special,
I know a rare bit about macaulay culkin get his ass, eaten by Michael Jackson, oh yeah, the yeah. I tried that bit out last night and I was and it's it got it. I dunno if it was cause it's funny because what's interesting is like we have, we have grown so much as as a as a as a society,
He did like the one thing. I rest. The one thing I love of all my wife is her opinion. Yeah, the one thing those guys never got is their wife's opinion yeah like it and it's so it's like it's like well, it was interesting. The the how much the
that's. What I was trying to get out is the value of women is changed so drastically and that I would never ever want to
stifle any part of my wife's opinion, because that's what I value in her like I mean and trust me. Oh, what did I oh there's a I I it was it was. It was fun, but then you wouldn't promise any kind
like any woman. Getting beaten is not like who, like you, gonna get my rights than you see him had her is widening of woe
yeah! This is so brutal. Now we're just I'm at the ray rice thing as well. I mean really yeah yeah for like a thing or just a different thing. We do like unpatriotic, but we're I mean that was like
like how that was so like you, you can't, I mean I think, especially though, if it's like, like how do you workshop shit?
the EU is. They do have a smaller place where you go to where, except where chaps up. So when you just recorded your special
now you're back out on the road you do like huge fucking places. Are you? What are you doing? Are you doing stuff from the special mixed with new stuff? I do was so it's it's not not totally fair.
that you have one I have I am so when I do a special, I have probably two hours of material that I pick from right. It's right
lie down, and then I have another I haven't like you, do a brand new, our that isn't that's kind of what I have you, I'm afraid
it's time I ever accorded this yeah yeah yeah and it's like. What's so? What what.
The way I know a specials Bobby fantastic special by the way out. Thank our industrial thanks, fantastic special thanks d.
The way I knows by shall we
Be good is if I have two hours and I
and literally taken shoes and take an cherry pick. The best
parts of that other our yet I dont need, like the I think,
I always said I don't know. What's my specials arena, which my special
a more was my best, but I think for my favorite one with secret time, because so much staff did, I can just take punts lines out of
and just yeah. I could just cherry pick everything out of it. So and then I heard
allow that a bunch of shit that now is no longer usable yeah, but for this one I had so much material that I have so I I could still do but like last night was weird because someone called out an old joked, I haven't told in forever. I didn't tell it because when I did a big
I bet it was like right after that was the black lives matter, yeah anything racial. I just like to stay away from it's not worth it, so I haven't told that in fuckin three years and then had a gun
maria is so fuckin, but it's not racist. It's just now. No, it's not racist at all. It's a at a in aside am I the guy proves my special was like is like. I wish I something like that. Like the race stuff, you do cause, he goes. It's not you're, not being racist, but you're being
Europe is funny for everyone, my buddies, a person of color, so
and so on
a really good, but at but I like so a like the thing I like the most. I can stand up like what you do like personal stuff.
Like I like. I like. Why did not know your parents are from england? I did not know that there were british yeah. It was so, but I like, and I really like accents you're really good and excellent. Yeah
I really bad at accents and you're really really good. Well, I mean I like, like the fact that my parents are in.
Just such a leg up there like to just say I mean,
like sky was run scottish as a kid around irish is a kid. Where did you grow up? I grew up in wisconsin of english parents
as I had an english acts in times like five loser
yeah like there's like recordings of me as a kid and like I hadn't, been exposed to like what's going on like how do you know so I was just like. Do we have another crayons for me to you, you literally like there's there my brother used to record my brothers.
There's other needs to record made is twelve years older, yeah edge. It use to you here saying
parents, though, is different though expensive yeah. It was dicey, so he was like wait. You know he was like greasing the foam, the runway for me forever, but he used to record me foam the runway. That's what I love that for yeah, where I'd be like with, like my brother, got a dui. I was like I'm going to be able to get away with murder I'll be like thirty, but like so that he
record me, and I believe me like. What's a song you like, and I bet I D rang, a tank shall kiss you not literally end and then I got expire
close to wisconsin, and I, like my mother
decided to watch me kind of go to the dark side of like I got. I grew mullet
exists in the side of my head. I started hidden laws like higher genetic. Oh no,
you don't like, I was wealthier teen you opened. Where did them in a place called
round here like Milwaukee, basically, ok, yeah and then so sudden like, but them
go see my family in england. It would be like my uncle was a lunatic scotsmen which sounds redundant, but
he even physiognomy, especial no. I didn't. I never have done a bit about him but, like I think I want to because one after lake does it.
Called england, weed and the rest, and so it's basically like I talk about england, weed and then just the hodgepodge should in portland.
The union will go that fucking amazing,
if the plane was best comedy audiences. In my opinion, I was going to shoot in three different places and do england as one part weed as one part and the rest in another city cellar, and then I just like solid,
while in china's like this just like to get a show, you show young shouldn't yeah,
so now I look good you look good in it. I literally was like god, damnit. I hate doing, because I know I was like I was like he didn't drink during the pandemic. He looks good. No, I just like leading up to it like take a break, read the article. I took a massive break or tear right now.
You think about opening a bottle of wine as we speak, but still it hey, p wholesome. You got me a bottle of wine love this
Beat we opened a bottle of wine for us? Have you met pete by the way, yeah just briefly before pizza last night pizza to be last night? If I cheated on my wife, she would tell her feet. You gotta think of longevity man
don't you think? Here's what's crazy! Is that ultimately I I would obviously I'd want him to write cause. I don't want to cheat on my wife. I don't want to do and ultimately I would that threat is what I want.
yeah, but I was like I was like. I was like just like it for anyone like out like what like what is it? What constitutes cheating, lady kiss, if you sound
If you sound like the making my neighbour aren't too long but she's as christ, man,
I think you need a p watch. The answer I would willingly strikes me or you can go cup of milk. The p grown buffalo does does
did you have a civic pride going up in wisconsin, yeah, packers and total have appeared
for tat to turn. Syria are set up to ten years. Is one of my hat one of my my team here. With these up go you gonna, show
May I say this is where the max S is gonna drive me crazy. He's my way you like taking a field bell during an act of game. Now am I in my phone, wherever snowball Jesus Christ? It is that's,
the very first number cool? That's amazing, as its yeah yeah adieu text,.
Let s do he showed me aaron yeah any tax yeah, but I'm not. I don't not a lot more
he's very sweet guy, but I am unable to have them, would have a tunnel common but like a text him to bust balls with tat
yeah right is Tom. Madame an airing game, he loves comedy yeah he's a fucking, great yeah. He is a great do they like
I almost really enjoy. When
Media kind of jobs on him because it makes me realize
the more you isolating the more. We will get him when he retired,
I wrote the more they will be like yet over what's up was go vision in his. I think you
dear darling, someone and I think they become disconnected from real life-
I watched that I'd. Watch that happen to like. Like I mean I don't want, I would obviously I don't want any of the bus to stop the time to Kevin Hart had to have happened to Kevin Hart, but
the more the more media darling he was.
more disconnected, he was, and I think, the more you get a few scars on you, you come back to real lifeline
Are you become a human again kind? It's impossible standard to hold out like it really is
I think, like. Even when you know in this business, where you like, our friends were famous people eat they do you know you are like you just a reg, it sounds so fucking cliche, but you're. Just a you'd have to be like a regular person to some extent and when you
can't really express yourself for like be human. That's like that's annoying that made me yeah
That's why you like again, I mean not to keep blowing and career like, but it
like you are you that's like when people are like like, as they seem like admit,
Are you sure you beyond the dollar and people ask about yoda, my bedroom,
is like real real deal. Yeah that'll be like that is like what you see is what you get
pretty I'm pretty regular. I actually, what about that? Wine is regular enough
Did he demands is assistant hands and why they get you pete beautiful? I learn I kiss after this zip it it's right watch what happens in the back. Ass stays in the back. The arm.
what's. What is interesting is I sometimes wonder if I lean in to alcohol to stay regular yeah I get
I like the way like cause. I, like I, like I look at like, and I can't say real names by knows I have friends that have quit drinking yeah. It's not any good yeah, it's great yeah swine! The afternoon, it's perfect weather is nice, my friends that quit drinking and almost all of them, then, when they quit drinking they they turn they. I guess maybe they get better, but they turn into someone that is a little bit unrelated
will they take like not behave like the elect their pilots. Licence, like Alexander S, were never drink, driving, never drink, but the noblest. Sometimes I look at him in a mike easy learning by helicopter non amateur.
Have you always have a beer? You always want to do that gazette forming with people and what did he quit drinking and I'm drinking just that,
It was never really tat. You re party back in the day I drink and smoke, weedin smoke cigarettes and then the more.
That successful the more he started taking care of his body in shape and- and you know, instead of like buying corridor porsches- and I, like I remember- I remember thinking like embrace him. He brought his. He bought like a really nice portion. I said
the joys want warships and he's like yeah yeah? Is it really so like when you were broke? You google them here
yeah, ok make sense yeah that does that makes our data.
I would to me like. I have not that there's none of that and I have none of it. I dunno, but I have a nice car, but I don't buy. I really don't drive yeah, I don't drive and I don't really care we're fucked and then we were talking about. You can keep this name sebastian minutes calico it was published at his house is like twenty five million dollars, and so we were arguing. What would you rather have a one? Twenty five million.
Warehouse or like a beach house or lake house, a mountain house and a house in l a and I was like lima omi if you're busy might as well look at this is that smashes house god damn look at that this? Is he bought it from gwen stefani in beverly hills? It's fucking!
gorge yeah look about so allowing rather would you rather the one?
The amazing place that you can spend some time in origin, rather a bunch of options that you never hit will happily,
we have left.
Then a lens and a mobile phone
is a reliable life sound. We really.
Immobile, so she is purchasing properties and when we have a beach house, I've never gone. I would have gone and I've got a couple of times, but I just if I'm here and I'm here yeah, I would love, but the problem is. I am owed love of one house.
I loved the malibu yeah or ludlam in malibu on the beach yeah. The promise, I think, I'd be a fuckin mess. If I lived out there yeah, I would have gotten into that would have smoked. A joint,
so far you have won and I'll get some video
Sharing a chance, relax, I've been, I cried ass. So many do you I. I would have so many so many having eyes that one road say I've been they really weight on this road. Georgia was, of course, do its own ver begs giving bill horrible, saying this. Ok I'll keep it in, I felt horrible, say so. George was hope days giving and we went to. We got our food Galvin's or like woods now I have a strict rule about murdering a driving and never drink and drive fire, never drink driving. We go to the gases and libya
wait for our food for the thanksgiving dinner debris brought out and the guy the ngos have anyone lapierre, as I guess, if they have the bar and ours right here, that's the point. They really have like catered towards the alcoholics brain. Oh my god, you like, if you like drinking it, really like the idea
now that you are like I'm going gonna, go shopping and have a martini, it's just sort of like I dunno. If that should be like incorporate, I sat down with the bar and I had my PA and I was like watch football. Turkey are brought out and
packed and organise georgia or friend were with me, and I
Let's go we get down to the car and I sit in the driver. Seat and george goes what has happened to you.
That's the way means you'll. Do you think you're gonna drive me right now I got in the privacy I'll beer one. I wonder why
arr and I was going to- and I was like I'm fine right in my head. She goes. We have a rule in this house, wife get out and george got in the driver seat. He goes. I can't believe I just saw what I saw
It was like I go. Maybe it was one beer and she goes so is so. Can I judge if I've had a little bit to drink from okay, to drive that no one mother fucker, I would be drink,
im driving all over malibu. I would be drinking the move. There is to be like well, if you're going to drive, I'm gonna go, have a couple more pops yeah itself in the foot unnecessarily just go back up that guy's pretty chill you could get blow where
the people of anyone else. Where would you live anywhere like you, you could pick any anywhere. I mean I like it. Pardon me would go at the malibu plan big, but I also feel
it's, you know, maybe you'd get a little isolated and be it, but I kind of would like I feel like I would handle that pretty well. Yeah. So, like I feel like somewhere like malibu or somewhere like near the beach, far away would be ideal. I would not like that drive coming. I did it. The other night, like that, DR coming back from albert going to malibu, is like an enjoyable drive. Just like regular l, a driving were like what the fuck is with this guy you're like you're, actually going like. Oh that's, pretty.
I look at this shit, so I feel like
I would say somewhere like that. I mean
I would go meares might about
I'll, tell you I'll, walk you through where I want to live
Let only answer this gives you can really quick. I go malibu. First, that melodies number one yeah. Then I go hollywood hills
yeah, like hollywood hills, I've always thought that was sexy. It is like sun sunset plaza. I was at someone's house or I or I believe his name. I was it
really yeah he's got that like I'm he's got he's got he's got like he struck it at the right time. You really think I think. Sometimes I go, I'm ever happen. A manager who didn't have I got her house and I believe and allay
Since eighty nine tell you what the fuck, how did you not ten percent for thirty years lot of farc? Haven't you met by real estate in the pool, but they were the twenty million dollar imagined right now were three hundred thousand all. I think that all unlike
It would cause like when I first moved to l a people like you should figure out a way to like buy and it'll be like, but I'm not like. I can
like find a bag of weed like how am I going to buy a hot, but really, if you'd, just gotten your shit together and just been like I'm going to do it, I mean that would have been quite a move abroad. Leanne leanne, as I got really lucky hooman for many reasons with them, but like in two thousand and eight. I remember when the I remember my uncle called me when the market crashed and my uncle called me and told me this is going to be really bad.
Just giving you a heads up, he dave anthony Joe yeah. He yeah by the way molecules the smartest man. I know yeah david e dave anthony to me. They should do a podcast, they should bombers. Sadly, I think they're interested in a lot of the same thing as a bad die. A hard fucking
liberal, like yeah I die hard like like, like like a rider die motherfucker, I see Davis. That's that day. Is he really now
They did that wasn't a political nihilist, basic, really yeah dave lake would not dave like despises everyone here, pretty echoing. What am I
but he called me and he told me he goes it's going to be bad. It's going to be really bad and I went ok, so I had this mindset of like take whatever I remember. I accept that the travel channel job yeah time.
and I was like take whatever money you can and just just make sure everyone taking care of yeah. That's what my brain leanne was like. Oh this is when we buy right, she did not spend our fucking
and dress she pinched all the corners and bought off
as a member. I love that. Has that awesome.
Inbox house. I remember that was the bowser best also abroad. It was the funnest house that was the mall Brian Regan watched him one time he goes. This is what how should sound like yeah, and he goes it's chaos,
rate set up was a great book it and when the man came back and re grey blue grateful, I was grateful, canals yeah cod.
you cavalry? Buyer has eleven my sister lives yeah, that's good! Yes, I'll see you
to roll over their party every now and then just like we're actually like a family like quiet, I have stuff sent there all the time. Oh really, that's what I have everything sent there. That's interesting cause, I hope so yeah. So I knew I lived there, so I, but so did you buy you bought she bought in like two thousand and nine when the market at the bar
Leah was like we should buy it now is when we buy a house, and she I remember her saying I should lie and grow up very poor. Very, very poor grew up in trailers. Okay went to
the school barefoot short. She would thou say all this guy, a shoe downplay all this. If you talk to her, let you may I went to school, bear
foot is really quite allies around until I second third grade cheese yeah, but was it was the
you don't tell your kids about, you says, he's lights they find out. Then you bides up. She grew up in the foothills of appellation. The irony of growing up
The foot, hills and no jus itself. Fucked up must fade
that I know all about it. The geese learned about shoes shut up. So then you by sea she grew up poor
like really poorly, no one own, her grandfather, bat like land that was given to them by her great
grandfather rights and so like they had land and they all, but they lived they own this one road. So they all lived on this one road and they would
just get a house put a trailer on it and then add onto the trailer right. She was she was she was destined. She was like. I will build wealth in my life. I will build wealth and and ah she bought their first house. I was, and I did not want it. I went in and I thought I had eye cancer.
Wow yeah! Well, whenever it's my lcd in my anxiety, I thought I had cancer or anything behind that. Just kind of I just distinctly remember thinking. I have cancer. What are you what I'm going to be gone soon? I'm pretty sure I have eye cancer, though
I wonder whether that is at stake.
traveled channel jargon. Fucking, I cared, sir. The markets graduate
you're buying or choose the nightmare,
The only way I liked about the house, my dad looked at it as so funny at the time at the
time jim see a gypsy has had given me a corvette awhile,
for like a week or whatever driving a corvette around when we went and looked at the house, and this guy's like awesome, yeah yeah these paper, but my dad was with us and my dad was like my dad's, all that back room and he was like this- can be a good man, cave buddy yeah. You could convert this into many capable really nice
and that's the reason about, houses that make even then random
it turns goose, oh god, rest his soul, jason cameron.
Gives me a legit. Oh man on the tv right right, yeah, best thing that ever happens. The best thing that ever happened to me in my life, the best like thing where you go like it's like real
I was. I was so blown away by that, but the house was so fucking great
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leave me. You wanted your shit, whose ears with ebon
yeah Evan man young. I wrote my writing partner and yeah yeah yeah and ours was called medications, but they would be like us
They would slide us bert. The conqueror dvds alla time and they were
They would always be like. Here's what bert would you are like the barometer?
the barometer, they would always be like he'll watch bird. Do this maybe like look he's great, we're doing a difference.
Shall I want layer, so I wanted to be doing what you d erasure. Believe me. After our experience you wanted years whose lay like caesar's, well it the guy. I dont actually fully. Remember the guy's name, I almost
stone philips, but those days was was stone. He s name was stone stone ice. I'd still have a member. May I offer my thoughts. The stones are mother fucker. He was still on. The nose
It was done to me. Do the best I hope stones hearing this it'll be surreal to I just haven't been here: stone, yeah, stone. We went to.
One of his joy just tax it another day. Allow really loves done so stone we.
Australia and stone was the executive in charge of you were shooting in Australia, shooting australia. He was like he pulled me aside, drinking one, ninety as a guinea to get control of his show when he was like. Excuse me he's like these fucking moluccas, don't know what they're doing you need to do a port and us- and I said, what's that and he goes
fire somebody- oh my god, she's they need to know your play. The play of gipsies swung around. We just got picked up like two years three years. Wherever so is like this is your show. Bourdain runs his show. You need to be a wise man. This needs to be you. This needs to be used and he was so randomly randomness fuck we get into their. We have an obligation with one of the five guys
says he ends up premise. Sadly, was a very big burning moment, my life about what it is to be a man, but this guy talk shit about me to the client
australia fancier. Like actual you know what I've been by fire, that ass, I fired him and stones. I guess how did you fire him? I saw him and papa.
like in front of people. No, no, no, no! No! I call the production. Obviously he needs go home yeah and they were like. Okay, I will they. We talked about was really kind of a big, but the way they got fucked up big time. He went to the client and the network and in in shooting and said
I basically was a fucking moron and that I was that I that here that I was
the control and abide by the one. I totally wasn't at the time right, yeah and then all of a sudden I was like I was like oh stone or some shit going on behind the scenes. Yeah
to talk shit about me and it was all the stuff that kind of makes. So I was like I was call the production company saying: he'd go home and they're like alright. Well I'll tell you
what we Won'T- have any interactions with you and him will keep him at the hotel, we're not going to bring them home. We just we have a body out there. We need people to work, but we
by the way, the guy in return, the guy, called me like a week to exact that an appeal
The giants was like the coolest dude ever he is very successful in the business now, and he knows I learned so much from that one man that I would that I went poo I was like wow. Maybe I was
asshole, maybe at what maybe he was right about me. I dunno. I was a good learning moment of like what it's like to be accountable for your behaviors. It was a. He was a. I still am friends with that guy yeah, but I do all this shit. I get
then, I complained once I fired one guy got my head about me. I start trying to firestone get the fuck outta here, as I do on the plane played hope nowhere on a fucking world.
berry, fry hot and stone bulls beside egos. You killed a man, you killed it
This is everything
is everything I need is now I could do before I left now. What is it
when you travel you gotta, let go what the fuck yeah fuck yeah man, good luck, buddy this they
I love that guy, we support you in duty. We had a lot of fun at my experience of the travel channel was just total, so when you do only
you do one season you have fought. We got like fact constantly and like we're.
Lotta goodwill, starting that's. What I feel is people don't like. If you
get a show on the air. It really is like ridiculously you you're. You have your foot in the door if you get picked up like you wait. This is mice. Tv show oh yeah, this
my tv show. This is my: is it's mine rare? Yet I must say I was like now
on this is burning through this I was like Jesus Christ body.
is your yeah. This is mine. Oh yeah, that's mine, yeah yeah! There you go stones on him are on there. Now he was a scroller where I dunno self fisherman is a great title. Man look at that click on that picture, man. I am debate. Okay, let me
say something about this. But now look at that. Fuckin picture. Ok- and let me be clear about my nightmare and this fuckin picture so the first real there is talk about a scottish acts at the four
first thing that I really did before anything when it came to allay was
the show called the real wedding crashers. Oh it's! The burn was deeper than that and it was basically from punkt and you would do punkt at weddings, yeah, and so there were a bunch of things.
and one of the things they have made. They wanted me to be like a cake maker and says I
the scottish cake maker answer,
Whatever I'm like all gosh, all the gigs have fallen everywhere. You know like we're like your legs lives, they, like you, know, forties, comedian or whatever, and and then, when they're doing press picks there like
our own, really like just scottish bakers, so we thought we'd puts up as the baker for like some oppressed pics on me. I know nothing someway! Ok, great! Not thinking like this picture will haunt me for the rest, my fucking life, and then I can't get rid of it and I m d b you have to pay. I have to.
in order to get rid of this picture, so I'll show up to auditions and people will be like. So what's with the baker, outfit and I'll, be like oh, my god, I could have headshots. I have, and it's always this like this,
Snarky little look at the saudi base committed to cakes, yeah and it just a I can't I can't I can't get rid of it. Wait. What's my, I m db picture.
I think I know mime. Oh I'm imaginings. I hate my. I am db in every metro, that'll minus one, that's a good one! You have people doing shit, no out,
doing nothing good conrad's. No, that is
in a grand rapids. I think it was interesting as they gotta get nips bird. Thank you very much. The guy that shot a picture.
Interestingly enough, I shot it and I wanted to use it to promote something yeah and he was like yeah twenty five thousand dollars christ. Does it go? Okay? I was like
forgive me a rational number I'll eat I'll, forgive it. If not I'm just going to steal it. He was like he like what nasa give me like that
regular number you men, negotiation number is not strict. Went about building does not run about those knowledge. Those like buggy,
it was just everywhere. Has I mean it was like? I was like I dunno what world you're living in. He is not a word yeah and I was like new yeah. It's me like no, you can't use that for any promotional, so I just like alright banksy yeah, but that that was a great. I,
I was going to do, is show ripe for I taped my spare
no I'm sure your time in grand rapids at a bar of stairs and they had. This charter is a really big time for two years on everyone, air and
She was like hey, he had it all, set up her lol. Let you go stand right here. I took two pictures that then another one and it's a great fucking pics re picture great lighting, your lips again
never say rapporteur. I do know, however, that it, how did you? What was your production like for your special? It was low key. It was basically
my buddy Luke seven. So I went to college with who, like has directed some stuff. I was a site
I want you to direct at he'd, never directed a stand of special before we hired local people from pacific northwest route and yeah justice
these two dudes, who are awesome, just took and just had like four cameras like I said it was one show like if I could go back and do it again. I would have done two shows. Are you know what I have done so many fucking specials now, in my opinion, where I've even just wash people's, I liked I can tell you
you did. One show, preserves a flop and align gatt earlier about. I like I like it. I like it. I like it I like, and I actually thought, I'm being dead serious. I shot for jobs for my specialised shot at times it yet thomson, And- and I actually thought I might keep
some flubs yeah there. When I watch years I went others and it's not distracting and it makes a feel authentic. It makes me feel in the moment that's kind of life.
felt like that when I kind of went went with just one show, that is what I thought is there are and like when you watch it like a hundred times, you start going. Look it's at fucking idiot, the fucking word up here, but there is something the lake
you know it's like an actual. Shall I give you come and watch someone do a show. It isn't perfect. There are up
There are moments where its I, even in the special there, are bits that, like murder,
I heard at other shows and we're you know pretty good at that one, but there is something about like the authentic experience that I love that otherwise, first of all, I loved it because of the venue like I have an emotional attachment to that venue, the best it's the best venue
I thought all that that's it's! It's a great show immediately cause. You know that audience gets good gas. There's that bug in whenever of it is about portland. They are very liberal, but not like broken liberal
no, I I agree I mean I really like, but you'll get a couple every now and then in that room that are like that or like you can't say that
you know you like, but you like we're not hitting out, because I love you know about beating up about anything. I forget. I would you right now about god, damn it yeah the bullet. I love that room and there and I've I've fuckin. I love anything personal that no one else can tell yeah like I was thinking about that they were started.
Pizza especial this morning and I was watching it in the airport and the watch in my bedroom to net today, and I was like there's something authentic about someone's journey that allows you to relate to them or see them in a different
with which, which I love hot, take comics. I love look. You know, I am a citizen.
It doesn't mean you are never going to be considered the goat yeah, because we talk about our own thing yeah. But I gotta be honest with you. I don't I don't really like I I enjoy what we do better. You know like
well, there is something to the idea of. Like I mean when I
Like I mean I like spend pry like the first five years of
fighting stand up really trying to do more of that trying to be like I didn't do you know like seinfeld like. Why is the pharmacist the foot higher like that sorta like stuff but real, but then it was really
like when I started like realizing that my family is fucking, weird
I have a strange little beginning, an
once I started writing that it's like, like I went on the road with patton years ago, he's so fucking good and it was like kind of like it did kind of fucked me up in the way that I was like
I'll never do that, but it helped me in the way that I was like what he's really just telling stories and he's just got greatly.
Tangents in their great any observations in there too, but it's all kind of branched into this. The tree of the story and that's like what kind of what yeah and basically what
I, like was trying to do, was just like tell a lot of stories about my family, but then it's like well, how did the english accent become the american accent? Well, there's like some observation there, but it is all coming from. Like you know my parents, nobody was awesome about that as I I I if you know the other thing you didn't, especially that I love is that you were authentic to who we know you to be. As the guy with listened to every week, yeah like you're, not you're, still the same fuck around yeah play with it yeah I it's such a great special thanks man. Well, I I really appreciate it. I mean, like you know, I truly like, and I'm not but years you've become so prolific that it's like I kind of was trying to manage like will. When should I do it? When is the right time?
have to do it and then I just kind of was like sick of fucking around and felt like having a target date. Would just kind of help me call it into like you know, so that really, but it is like I mean what are you doing? Are you doing one every year and a half basic? So I do
do one every usually every eighteen months yeah I do, but I just remarkable one I. How often are you on the road? How many like roughly? How many shows do you do? Do you have any idea? How fucking you can pull it up? Is that every is it really every weekend? It's just about every weekend I take me you can legit
find out you can find out online. How many shows I've done, how much money I made you can find everything online, but the money they always get wrong. Don't they anytime I've looked at myself worth, I'm like fucking would love it. Oh, no! No! No! They they are so there's this magazine called pollstar that they don't think you're in
I find out, you have an account but there when so when you do a show or when you do like a when you start to bigger venues
if you submit your numbers to like the touring gods they're. Actually this is my plan here, so you can see. I took some time off and then at Daria. Those are when I was. Those are ticket sales, as the spikes says, and so I had a big run. You in manitoba
that's over the others last doing now is when you I'll just recent laugh run. I've had a pretty fucking crazy bottom, but seek in five days you're doing now. Did you ever
I think, no, I never never in a million. When did you start doing stand up? I started in the night I when I was twenty six years old when like when I first started, I didn't know, I gotta be honest with you. I didn't know if we could do the road
yeah right and I started- I thought we just do this in new york right and then maybe
movie or a tv show or commercial area june, friendlier free, then in the geographical area,
billion commercials, and I remember hearing that duty, two hundred and fifty fifty thousand dollars for doing a snickers commercial and I oh ok. I do that a b
I do any of that share like I'll host the good morning. America, like I didn't know I didn't know, there was a a thing and then I gotta deal with will smith with will Smith's company, and so I was like oh I'll do tv, and then I got like a talk show on
effects and then, when I started doing the road I was just saying this to Tom, and I were talking about this the other day when we taught people things that were big to us. We were like whoa. Can you imagine yeah doing that, and now I mean Tom's way bigger than I am, but Tom did to united centers in chicago. I mean it's like a now. I don't think I ever realized.
I just. I never realized that a I never realized. There was anything outside of clubs, yeah cause. No one did theaters when we were younger yeah like you, I remember people, bash shells
People would have like an hp, honest ass. I said I am about added. The common talk was: why would he do it in a theater known, performs the dearest yeah should do the clubs where you before you and then when I started with dealers. I definitely I deftly never thought I'd. Do arenas
I never thought I'd. Do you can't? I don't you think you, and possibly even in your leg vision,
fantasy land as a comedian can say
yourself, em in there you like an eagle problem. If you like, I will do matters, I will
stay low. I like you, you could not possibly do that. What were the first arena I ever did was the in green bay. Oh, my god,
Green bay is when I met aaron, rodgers yeah, and I it was the first arena I ever did and I pulled up and we were drunk and we pull up. We woke up outside of it and I was confused as to where
fuck yeah and I was like and they're like. Oh we're in green bay, so wait what the fuck is this and I walked in
there were setting up an arena. Go what room are we playing yeah and there were like? No, this is us, and I was I was just
I was you you're not listening to me. Yeah, you get ticket sales, but every day I get tickets every other day I get ticket sales. I just look at the percentages.
And I highlight percentages that are low and I go are going to focus on make some content for like the mullet arena. I just added a third show at the mall at arena in February the february like, but that's how my brain works as I I watch that I watch those
manages yeah. So if you add a new show, I go immediately. I go both Greece and I'll. Have my ticket prices are low in greece
and then I I register it, I go alright. So I don't really pay attention if it says ninety eight percent, I just go. I don my books
and we were sold out in green bay. But I didn't pay attention, as that was. I think it was like ten thousand, maybe maybe seven thousand, and I and I walked in, and I went what rumor when they're like this is awesome. I was like we were in the fucking arena. The same thing happened. That was a period of time. Assuming happened to tallahassee. I was at the donald l tucker center and I went okay and I was like cause sometimes in those in the civic center.
They'll have like an a like madison square garden, the garden, and then it also has a theater ray avenue. The theater five thousand seats is a big fucking theater, but still you can do both anna and I went to the tunnel of tucker center and walked in and saw that I was playing cause. I went school task I saw I was playing in the place I had.
saw great nirvana play Jesus modernizing bumpkins moment what, in the same, set up same end stage
was the same in utero like zap, behind your shit like sweet, baby, stomach out, that's kind of weird I was so
blown away that I was, but that was a period of time. I wasn't paying attention to the venues and so
I just got kind of crazy in its own right to like be like yeah, but you cause you kind of do like
I mean, even if no matter where you are like you mean you're, always like you always kind of have to assess over growth numbers to not be claimed
our my tucker centre numbers. Do so is very simple is very simple. I am
as for anyone listening and I'm not saying it to you. I think you Brian are no majority this, but that this is a very simple path of progression. Stand up, yeah, first and foremost, twenty dollar tickets.
If you can get a twenty dollar tickets to sell out a weekend bro you are top ten percent of comics. It's ever fucking lived yeah, that's so difficult! Twenty dollar tickets sell out the weekend. You are in yeah, I mean you're. A fucking listed
comics. That is, that is amazing, and by the way this list is pretty broad you're, going to get guys like jay, medicine, hat and and and like guys that you don't use it. Maybe you've never heard of that are like the like, like the raging cajun yet but like and then, and then you go to the next. Growth is thirty five dollar tickets, and if I'm telling you right now, if you can sell out third,
five dollar tickets on the weekend, thirty five different number than twenty. It really air for some of the general line. That is europe. If you, his authority, budgets, you're going to be a star yeah, if you just
the revised article you're going you're on tat and then and then the next ones, theatres,
this is why it never registered me. Steelers is peters work with. If you do a theatre
tour, you doing one show you're, not making tons of money yeah, I don't need it
shit on anyone in that everyone's deals are different. I don't want anyone to hear this and go hold on bert. I'm dorothy returns only do one show it's geared towards a fucking yeah, but what the difference in theodore's, if you do two shows all
rent you've paid for the theatre, all the excuse. You have to rent the theater overhead on the overhead on the theater if you're going to two shows in the theater you're cold you're you're, making you're making as opposed to- and these are make believe numbers but you're making as opposed making twelve thousand dollars for the night you're making one hundred and eighty thousand dollars.
like it that those are blown up in the way. I need you to hear them, but there remains very Israel's right up to the very bottom up the very bought up, but but and then one
but still there was this out, while was a big attention is because I saw one show needs- is a failure.
And great yeah and then all of a sudden
I would go, and I mean I remember doing another place I did. I did the rocket mortgage center in cleveland, and I- and I had one show- and I was like- I didn't know- that it was the that- and I just didn't know
like end the number. So the ears are treated
about arenas? Is
you never really technically sold out, so you can always keep pulling the curtains back and technically you're sold out in once you're in the round right so like when that's like twenty two thousand tickets, it's like who the fucking billboard makes those tickets right,
and so billboards repel, rogue and those are the fuckin gangsters tat does it means a girl, we're doing end stage, not a complex and there's nothing wrong with that, but I m, but that means that they can keep idea so,
I remember doing the rock more center. They kept the percentage kept droppings
like sisyphus- and I was like what the fuck-
Son of a bitch hails alive and also
Is everyone return in their ticket again by people who live in it and so on? So we did the rock more.
Center and then I,
in there and I went and and all the curtains were pulled back and went. Oh, that's why they're doing it said being a pittsburgh, but now I'm a little more, but I remember leaving there and going I got fucked tonight I got fucked. I got.
Not that I am never to another in this is stupid. Why was a great show of was a great show? It was great show, but I just
didn't know that money has been worked out, something I don't have one
I ain't gonna pay for bulgaria. That's a lie,
I believe that some share your paper so much shit. It so, and then I got a china one. After the other
yeah. I was like I was actually really good. I was like oh I'd, rather do more the yeah and so
to do not only arena next year. Amanda
then I to re, assess what I want to do cause I because arenas, I mean resources
What are we not now? Ah, do want it yeah when word when everyone
green bay, yeah yeah, a wholesale plumber schedule, I'm going green, but I'm in green bay, probably february or march.
I'm? I have some dates, but yeah yeah. Let's do, although before his eyes were eight or iran.
just come out say: oh, he won't then I'll need like my pants twins. Green bay is the boss center td guards. Yes, nuts, Emily is going to be arrest center, the rest center,
february. Twenty fourth yeah, I'm in green bay, wisconsin, where they, I think so it'll be it'll, be hold on, will be, will do cedar, rapids, green bay, minneapolis and then and then giant grand forks. Yes, fuck you
I do the run hold on hold on to how mu how? How long can you take off the road cause I can you can? We can also still get you into fargo, which is already sold out, and, oh my god, you under two weeks,
and do Canada began. This is amazing. I think. Let me know what
can data, but let us we would actually about it. I think so. I think I definitely do through the maze up and then all
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I can get. You think I did everything we had a full and, inter alia, the field. The locker rooms dared everything, and so I promise you
I did look over her. Shoulder will go, lambeau will be like you should come out of a lamp
before he right? That's gonna, be sir. Let your granting way says it's. Gonna, be all show that what they call the right, the wretch rest centre as diverse arena, hybrided
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skewed that by now yeah like this is gonna like jazz club know it is, it is the
now think about these arenas. We use their facilities. Yeah
is facilities. Rubbing were trainer with us. I will work out. We do polar, plunging idea like it's like being
I give a jealous of your polar plunge life to dude, that's the shell
minor, outback I'll show you when we get okay, that's really sweet, put it in the universe. Where do you what what do? What like? What
do. What do you want to do arenas? Would you because Lui told me
one time he was like he and I'm an army to put words into his mouth, but
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but I am but truly like. I think for me, like I'm at the point where, like I just want to builds out, I just
want to grow like I feel like pull up. Your skirt pull the your schedule right now. I well it's not all up there, but yes, I do, but do you have any towards supporting the hour
bait? Basically I mean basically I'm gonna go. Do some dates, the end of january that I have dates in march, but yeah I mean I really just want to do
pod casta from our inertia person, and it comes up with Gareth reynolds mom. I know why it's either gear threatens mohamed, gets reynolds cat.
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the professional athletes, some grail excite, so that raises
brown eyes, but you also get a you know, one of things it makes rogan. So special is, he has come
at the highest level of physicality yeah. So there's a grounded. Next to those
is that you're never going to get from me? I talk shit out my ass yeah and those guys do not talk shit now. If they say it, they mean it like. I am not that guy. I am not that familiar yeah, no he's. I fucking think I would love to use.
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like as many people as possible and you can go. I can go to my website. Gareth reynolds dot com. There is a link to go, watch the special people, curious england, weight and the rest
and what are you in new york,
I'm in new york end of january, basically at first week of february and January so
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a nail. Thank you and good nips nails. You know is a new special title,
maybe this work with me tat. I wanted. I came up with the title. I'm right now. My men
thing is cause like people as well. What do you call your next special and then I'm always like? Oh, I I gotta think of one hundred names then so did I
today I was like I'm start looking for names for specials in everything as I moved
the euro, you not have the one. The name for the last when you did not do
you do. I do but had it before. I had it before. So I named this one off of
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figured home the day. I saw one and I miss I misread things. I know I'm dyslexic,
misread things all the time, her blood, sweat and beers.
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release it in three chunks, and I was going to do one on england, one on weed one on the rest into three twenty minute special. But then it was just like I dunno. I just felt like doing a regular one, but then
It is it's really like segmented, which did kind of help me in a way to be like just right. Twenty minutes for each player, shit nodes, it's our dude. I think it's, I love it and I I love I mean. Obviously I think I think a little too inside baseball, sometimes yeah, but I love that you're weird
the title the because I think that something that I don't smoke we'd anymore, though
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and trying to learn, I fucking yeah. I know I know you're amethyst duties.
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I found out dilemma made four million dollars a year, how much four million, but like
I remember that you make that very funny to me like out at the base.
you gotta be like twenty thirty or forty. It ask about the banks that here it is a familiar
who is doing the road so that better, we loved so hard and cars was like
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radio guys view on radio. Very, I you're gonna make a formal with so much possible. Come my buddies arouses names but coward,
yeah it's over that and he gets a free car. He gets a free like he gets his it like you get all this past been club cause. You do reads for like,
a rather yet I laughed so we have to bear out because I could now it's too unrelated globes was as unreliable good, but because
but you know like yeah. I know I know how hard it is to make four million dollars right, but also I also- and this is the I mean this- is where I think you'd get it.
is like with pay drown em with with with podcasting
add read, I'm not saying four million is a lot to make us a podcast is a lot to make. But when you start looking people like you know
the tim dillon is making yeah, probably well over that yeah and tim doing works one hour a week, yeah now and and he the rest of the time he spends at the polo lounge
the stakes and lobsters,
And you and your setting out and you just like white, like he really like it's, it's antiquated, mrs, what I've
so funny about this. Is that dilemmas, someone that we all know his name and I mean I know I know it is allowed salon.
people are going to roll their eyes, but why we talked about it on flagrant, oh yeah, yeah yeah, we're talking about vagrant, but what's with the
is a dilemma, could start his own shingle. He asked at a setup zone thing: galleron podcast.
who's on new yeah, there's only area and you cut out all these middlemen, and you have a lot of my. I remember this was this all but perspective on our member when, during the penitent travel channel resolved to me- and they want to me and tom to do a show for them
that that we, that we we produced and we may ha and the money- and I am not shitting on like I'd, still work for a lot of these corporations and a lot of these companies, but the money was so off on what we made a podcast
and yeah that I didn't I was like I didn't know, even know how to respond. Yeah that I was like hey just give you a heads up like,
right back to that. We do whatever you want to do for an hour. We do that in a minute yeah for one minute, does our one minute red
and I was like, I was like things have changed so much. You guys should reach out to don lemon he's like I'm hungry, for it, though don lemon once I will set him up for this, what I'll do dawn if you're listening in a heartbeat in a fuck you gotta be duck drunk donlin
yeah. A moment's my favorite yeah noumenon drops that's what we call it it's perfect lemon about, because
new year's he does get drunk. That's why I love that totally. That would be with the dollar lose time. Let loose talk of form, fucking guy. I also like at the moment our guy, I totally the best friends with rogan I didn't like when he kind of funds, the news a little bit too.
Broken? I love rogan used by our, but I will darlin. I guess I knew I was cited three,
four million dollars a year contract this? This would be the greatest thing if you fucking
don lemon away when I see how much money from you by the way, if you put this in front of him like dont look, I know you like getting up before thirty in the morning, but how about? If we just party at night, you do lemon drops
may producing you make the same money and it's you getting hammered out different I'll go into. My pocket are going to have observed one of our priorities for the first year, yeah how'd you before me,
how's your dilemma. Looking the camera can be formulated is filled with its. If we can make lemon drops is
and and what it is, is up, look up
building a studio in Atlanta. Everyone down over the fuck, I'm not going to get more money, but dad whatever you want. The world is your oyster, you're gonna have gas on and we'll get wasted, with yeah
lemon drives us shoot me realize,
Many people listening right now go are actually thought. Why would totally? Why moment? Let dilemmas be the guy? He is innocent by Zita, a gay african american who I want all done lemon.
I want any knows not report, yet nobody teleprompter shit not to set off rob, but no tell up just done lemon fuckin see, that's that's the guy. I roof war
yeah. That's it. I have for how to think sometimes with corporations. They take your diversity
and they use it on their behalf, total, not realizing that
we celebrate thine is due notice, commoner hokey, but we sell
greater diversity for real authentically frantically. Like I like
When that, let me get the hammered nears eve. The bass and kind like
How do I gotta go? I don't know what that's doing. I learnt that guy I dont want who you had to be in high school. I want
well. There are liars first press me or call they are fucking actors. I mean that really like he gets paid pretty well to be an act
Her who reads lines and fund worryin million dollars a year or I'll, give you four point one just like it out bid and by the way free booze, we're talking, free,
if we're talking free food, oh wait! What's the best where where's where's the best location. Where do we move? I want to move in new orleans. I was going to say new orleans new orleans we put
they start of manure right on burma's yeah, big, beautiful, beautiful, like
old school. How I got another part if he gained twenty pounds gets an extra million cars
That's gonna be easy. Now want to see a low. I want to see a bigger lemon.
gimme a little like lighter, so open off.
Well, I'm not fucking around and listen. I am stuart, I'm starting. I have a wife who's, a mogul and I'm starting a media company. So I am
full blown, joined, b, n n that, by the way I never fucking around our fort worth, let's go oh fly, Lana do something
with me, you and don lemon in a heartbeat Jesus Christ burt. I liked by the way here's the thing is that, like I would love it. I fucking when he gets drunk on new years
my favorite thing in the world, will be cause for as long as he seems like a fine drunk. He got second because it's like doktor jekyll, mr hot, like you are like others. Dude is like Majid. Ok, here's what I love about a moment ago- and I know that I understand that I have a lot of fans- are rotterdam were rogan and they hate on them and yet, but you need to understand you can like both things. Yeah
done them and I know what that limit does no ears, but I like tat, you could yet when I log item is
some menu go to key west without lemon bright, sits really good. So far, I love him as a mighty lemon pie, short of getting scooters right, strand, lemons and a tank top.
ap and his and we're we're driving around. We get a few drinks with bail and the scooters began. Fucking hammered don lemon goes on a tear, and he like takes us to some of the
the finest undergone clubs, we don't even know about, we have a blast. He is out of control. We have to pull them out of a bar. He starts a fight with the bartender and then we pull him at the bar the best part of don lemon. This is why I'm offering you four point: one million dollars is the next morning. When we wake up is up.
Coffee and he's got bagels for us and he's reading the paper, and he goes to hear what's happening in ukraine and any smartest folks, like dave he's like
yeah right? It really is like the smartest spot, but he knows how to party yeah and like who doesn't want that as a best friend. I agree that guy that goes a guy. That light can explain for
a new, a guide to explain. I what's going on limited, what's one filter to yeah, just ass nope,
durban, John lemon godlike. Now, there's little ball share five and others to Joe Biden zombie, like god, let's yeah. This is an that's the dull moment people want.
dead, zero totally that he will revolutionise malaria. The promised ok, you ready for this year, I'm ok,
really under the we ever got? What's what structurally clarkson? What's the lady who Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly cannot make
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I ll get lemon them. Two hats and you can tell can tell him we're yeah and that's what I like about it, but I like the idea that, where somewhere and you're telling him to put a shirt on,
I like this should be like dogma. Get that shirt done dawn forgot. Yours is off die as a result of he's a could do
you remember drugs. Everybody relax, though drops the fucking
an be did. That would be. I hope this can happen if I, whatever I can finally set him of all ok,
serious I'm being dead, serious, I'm going around if don lemon reaches out and by the way, the dm from dod limit like burt, I'm gonna call on the first time I'm doing some psyllium summoned to I'm gonna need to sell one of the houses,
I like when you drink wine during the podcast fuck yeah yeah, it was yeah yeah. Ok, now, listen, I'm stealing don lemon from cnn bursting, with the
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like someone in the shows that, like it, was a honey making situation and you were like I'm a hundred percent, a hundred percent, a honeymoon
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womb again and among the fact tat I dont meter, but there there's that one and then there's a couple. Others oak, as we did the one
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mother, and I like. There are certain things you don't talk about, and the coins passing wasn't one of us because I just I was like she was like a raises old lady of ever goes well to me. She was a good queen and I was like what did she do it because we won't talk about it as one thing she did just like, we won't talk about it. We will talk about it.
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and I'd. I followed her and her sister because a fair felt for me that history
thrown onto them. Yeah they didn't want that and then they got it and then it in
they did a good job as they are now. I am reading that, like the crowning comp lately fictional, yet like they're, like this notice yeah, but they made her a very
empathetic character. Were you were like we're like falk ban like she didn't want to marry.
Nazi, like shoes use well her cousin,
your cousin nazi, led by my talk about his red flags. You wanted I'm actual babbitt by the way that I watched in the crown of love in the fucking prince philip, the half my hand,
I loved him and loved. I loved him. I loved him- and I was like this- is my guy, my math name, the difference between me and this guy. Then, when he did, you ever see like he would go into indigenous cultures and just fuck everyone yeah I mean it. It was a savage yes, a and but then he then he was on game of thrones house
dragons alzheimer journals idea like always reactor. I like, oh, my god, I write me. A fucking is causing dragon
like what is it that gets a pass would be the fucking. I others that that life he lived as prince, philip was a princess he could do
but I thought you wanted. No one, no rule await the one who went to Epstein island. No, no, no!
Yeah that thing yeah, philip, as late rooted, did that Andrews. The Epstein, philip phillips that I saw eps I thought prince Andrew, is here,
in the two he was or that I don't really understand like I don't, but that's why you like the queen, the crown loved the queen thousand the day she died. I was at the queen elizabeth theatre in vancouver, and I was like I was like hello, sigma and, besides for the
and the fact they were the shisha. They were like a colonizer all right, everybody relax, relax like I was, like you think, she's, not queen she's, our queen queen. She will. You know that here's the most relatable thing about the queen, she loved a fucking drink.
She liked she every day drank like a bottle of champagne and like had a gin martini at lunch and she's like ninety, whatever one month, while her sister would wake up with a with a with a gin and tonic.
Every morning pretty good. That just shows you. These people do nothing yeah it it. It's amazing to me, you know the the one that really was a game changer for me and I build I used to do a podcast yeah, and it's where I
I found out mostly about this. Guy was winston Churchill. Oh did love to your whole. Back I was bacon and jan might have have a scar tonight, I'm fucking, I'm fuckin. I might turn went on.
here? We go a minute more. Why? If you want to know, if you want to know pressure, he described see right greatest. Look at her. Yes, just party too
pull up was miserably, do wielded by the way this is the life or offering down limit you
But I am like side and pete. Did you hear my four million dollars a year? We do a podcast once a week, once a week in new orleans, called them
drops go to die. We go to what we do lemon. Whatever guess he wants, he can get some good guts that we have fucking hammered. He cuts loose. We do like a two hour podcast once a week once a week lives in orleans rest of his time before million dollars, he can fucking away.
The ship. He have applauded like via satellite whenever he- and I was just with way let whatever dog it's easy, is fucking losing her fuckin minded. There
no george, you just go this way just go this way. No, it gives a fuck queen Elizabeth, the second sinks for cocktails a day. New facts reveal I'm I mean it's great, that's all too. That's all school dude
pull up winston churchill. He lays churchill's. So do a celebrate was churchill day
he died while and I think this year I will be in my view. What do you do so I wake up with a western church
breakfast, so I saw bacon my wife, my wife did this and it was the coolest fuckin thing is the whole thing behind why the hitler teacup so you're sort of decoupling. Now nevermind wait what from
birthday tom- oh, I do know that. Yes, sorry, sorry, I can't believe I didn't pick up that. Yes, I know what you're talking about about me. Wait yeah that didn't go great after destroy it. I just have to destroy twenty thousand dollars- oh my god, so so Winston churchill,
so I thought it was Winston churchill's take up when he bought over me. I went. Oh my god he's such a
he's a hero among other, because I've had people give me stuff from was in georgia. Yeah like like selling. This is, as ever cigar demanded this right. There yes is right,
right that one yeah they gave me this bottle and like so I get it and I get excited and I thought it was Winston churchill's teacup. I love it. It was the funniest. It was. The funniest
switch through you can ever girl. I had my hand I like his eyes, like is ninety eight percent chance that the fairer trade
man so was in churchill. I woke up my wife woke me up. She made me,
his breakfast two eggs on the side up yet begun, yet have a toast jam, a cigar and a and a and a scotch Jesus Christ, and so that's how I started my day, that's great and then at lunch I had champagne yet cause he's champagne yeah. I think it I think they feel like they're getting hydrated
I know what it is, and I think it is like that was my breakfast. Oh, my god, like scrambled eggs, she doesn't know how to make eggs, but she bought all this stuff. So she bought. Do you see all the yeah you've got the little late like the toast holder, it's a great room.
service, but yet she bought all wow yeah, and then that was my scotch my coffee and by the way I gotta tell you. It was one or two coffees and pretty good. I had one of my best mornings. I've ever had of my life look at, I think it shows
It was so fucking great, didn't even need legs on that tray. It would have elevated just through the enjoyment. So I sat there and- and I started my scar store to buy him a coffee. I let my with my my scotch kind of sit for that. I ate with my coffee and I for nine am first whisky, but the best
so far as optional walk around the neighbourhood, a mug, verse, whisky, then a cigar in another whiskey, and then it's like. If we can walk we'll, take a walk. Can I tell you my my goal is to get one of these schedules out from me? What I'd like to do? What is it like to retire at some point blank
retired, yo yo I to Jim brown in overreact rebels gel on top
once I want I'm on top, but you know you're like while he was like he'd just stop doing specials and then and then he moved out.
Two malibu Javert your house mornings would start and you're like. Why? That's my call that cops sugar tits,
examines, amen and moved in with the limit of a tree as together we can get don lemon to get one of these all but like this is first whiskey at nine. Am he take big long baths? Yeah bad bad as I've I've started I during the twenty twenty yeah, I really became churchillian, where I was like I'm going to have bads and martinis. Pretty often martinis are so fucking gross, so good martinis martinis reset the table, yeah like as you as your
day, is moving forward, one martini, just yeah and all of a sudden we started brand new. We got a brand new buzz yeah and we're all yeah. Now it really can be like at chargepoint a shot at conan
I had cognac with the russian mafia and what would one of the gangsters had at the bolshoi Bolshoi or was it a bush about ballet? Is it I dunno the it's? It's called the bolshoi something, but it's because it's called it's called the big ballet.
the bolshoi ballet, I think it's called, and I never had cognac and I almost threw it up in my pocket. Really is it that is. Is I have pretty vacuous a great mmo? You haven't seen
the trailer I have seen your weblog go away. It was oh, that's the machine, that's based off the time I almost threw up in my pocket and you did throw my hand over my hand, and then you
but I want to put a put pocket that preview.
That's right leg is, I think, you're sitting on a fuck, a beast. I hope I hope I hope I we just saw the we all saw the trip, the trailer, the actual trailer. I would
I argue the trailers better than the teaser trailer is so good. I'm like I dunno I watched it. I was like god cause by the way, and this is not I to further blow you good act. I mean, if you're playing yourself, which is probably helpful. It's the only thing I can do well, but still like it's like it's good shit like Amy Schumer plays herself and everything she does, but I think every comic should by themselves, but you also went through how much of it is to like
How much of it would you say is like scripted out a little bit versus low, how much of it like, as it's obviously going to be like a movie or so it's it's, not fair. It's a p! You can bring that one in whenever you want buddy Josh. I like I like Josh too thanks pete pete. You want to go out and thank you pete. It would go. I love basket
go is so here it's a imam. This is a! I know nothing about acting. I really honestly know nothing. Did you take any classes to do it? Nothing and never taking the class never taken er. I took classes back in the day, I'm so sorry. I took classes back in the day, but there I found them useless. Here's. The thing I will say is that cheers cheers cheers congrats on the special about budget. Thank you, isolation, yeah ooh I like to swipe better headed to do so. I read,
because I was in a working hand in hand with the guys writing the script yeah and not- and I was one of your desk at our I wasn't.
he rode yeah wrote that script and I've and their up our sitting part. I wrote me I punched up for to make my voice better, but, like we worked on it for so long me, peat and hit peter in him that a different peter peter tents yo that
I read it like I was I was guessing when I go into a scene. I'd read, it may be a thousand times, so I didn't have a problem yeah. I had a very easy time with
Lions, I'd read it. So much of my only thing to anyone- that's gonna, acne being is maybe read your sides a thousand times. Yes, it was eyed and even when each eyes also, but we
I think some dyslexic, I have an easier time- memorizing stuff, but my memorizing just yeah yeah, I'm pretty good at memorizing stuff, but in like stand up, I need to know where I'm going to be when I'm gonna say it once I we blocked out a scene, I would memorize it instantly. You mean physically yeah. I would stand up yeah interesting setup. I didn't realize John hepburn. One time told me this. He said that I don't want to put words in john's mouth. If, if he disagrees with what I'm saying I I would say I am my memory shit pure saying that he would,
use intention to remember that I can get ragged yeah like you, but I- and I noticed I do that anyway, like I did like in the new special there's a part where
say she had a seizure and- and I am I noticed that I always look the same way when I do it.
Got laugh that way yardstick that way, and I found that with acting once we blocked it like stanhope it made it.
Very easy to memorize, ray moore campbell actually told me goes, you have, we were talking something out and he and I said well, we'll just change it and he goes no. We're not gonna just change that I've been working on it all night and I was like: will you ever just.
Can we just move it around right and he goes hold on? He goes being under the right way to say this, but he goes. You have a bizarre way of memorizing things that neither one has so he goes to adult we're, not all like you like. I could memorize things I can memorizing so easy ray we're talking. I also by the way, we'd go into a shoot. A scene and I'd have a serbian woman cause. I couldn't see because my a guy named glasses eye cancer or yeah cancer. Yet I'd have hurried my
I have seen how she would come in and she would read the scene with the actors and I'd stand extra array here. She read and that's all
I hear my line saw and then I go ok and then we block it with her saying the line that suggests she would like Hell. I am the mission,
and everybody other my way now she was adorable. She was the coolest fucking check how long we're shooting three months wow where in serbia, serbia yup crazy, you do shows there. I wanted to do one, and then it didn't happen because of a cupboard protocol. Alright, I fuckin who your big pharma yeah don lemon duck, that son of a bitch be the. If you could make one movie, if you could I'll tell you what better. Yet, if you could remake one movie, what movie would you remake and think out of the box gimme the obvious and then give me something out of the box? Well, let me get ok. The obvious would be
be. Something like I mean it's tough, because when you remake the the problem with remakes is like, is there ever a better remake that is so rare, so the character we were, I think, yeah. I look at something that didn't perform well movie actors, but we laugh. So that's my out of the box. Okay would be delirious with John candy, where he's got a typewriter, yes and he types things and he can kind of type his reality.
Many types himself in his character says it's john candy and it's funny so he's funny, but it's not a well acts
who did the sound beside rate? You rate, such a great by john candy, has a handful of
ball yeah, who is harry crumb, whose her group,
also on a rental, some ozanna randalls failure. Randal is self fucking good, dodge meat, but ok here now imminent
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idea, though, is great the idea that someone has a magical device to type on and they can
four, inserting themselves into a heightened soap, opera, ish story and they can kind of right,
reality like to me there's something tat,
like if you weren't we be like John candy, believe you were to be like tat,
like rewrite a movie where a guy is writing
soap opera. That's he he's in and on every rights comes to life. I believe I can write them whose harry chrome was awesome. Uncle boxes biggest uncle bucks.
and tat s uncle box radar, tarzan lands and our great outdoors space balls. Some a rental was a fly.
Raised because I've seen it will be so many times when you five million they spend all they shouted and clear water or say be it's gotten
new well also got retorted it. He plays the weird pirate guy. The premises
Is there anyone who, like that you know it, does no set of some rennell he's an air traffic controller. Yeah ralloo is working to harden there,
I fly on a screen and he loses a plane or maybe it's not rip torn. I think I just completely conflated rip torn with some random pirate guy. It's not rip torn like that. Guy! That's not return! This return. Is it yeah? I don't think it is now. I think it is oh. It is
okay that's good Jesus for a second, I was a young rip, torn external to my my cousin. I love my cousin to death and he is a hardcore film guy announced. We were talking about this and he was like, I said something about planes, trains and automobiles heels you're not allowed to touch that. Yes, that's the greatest movie ever made no one's allowed to touch that he's like a real film guy. The thing is: if you watch plane, when was the last time you watched
It's been a while it's great movie here, it's been duplicated so many times in so many ways since then. That you're on
like its there's something about. First of all, the drama part of it like at the end is talking to me when you're, like, oh, my god, this poor second son of a bitch. You know what, but it's been like dialogue about how much speech can you give? Can you you're right now, I'll man, you know what I I like. I like me, my wife likes me.
It's amazing how good cry, but my life like see his son clients. Like me, can I buy his my horror breaks his kids and you know what is kids? Yes, one kid is us
that is a stand up. Raw theosophia lahore breaks it. It's beautiful debt that that that guy
I now to be their dad forever. You know
more than a little baby, just going to say that we are like heard by the laws that dude and
the way there so many stories of him. I can remember
who I worked with an audio. A dude who used to do audio or not like was the I liked me read it. I liked me, my you want to hurt me go ahead, makes you feel any better, I'm an easy target, yeah you're right. I talked too much wow. I also listen to much that can be a cold hearted cynic like you, but I like to hurt people's feelings when you think you did you want to know about me, I'm changing I'm not change Xr, that's the Josh, I'm not changing! I I like I like me, my wife likes me by customers like me, cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get and it's after steve, Martin, just shits on his heart and
barton does it so so good god what a perfect fuckin movie, but he's he's like really like. So I will, I forget what it was that I was doing, but it was like that the sound I was did all the John hume movies and he told me like to the peace, the tories, by the way that I think that there's a deleted scene where it's like that
there. The airplane food unease eating the airplane food and it also phenomena there's not a lot it, but there's this whole there s life.
never visas, bows r, l, ah where's your other hand in hers.
Good day bear class that they go right with their there's leg.
Is that like the dude was so like? Truly like emotional, I don't know
but the stuff I heard about him from a dude was like the best he was like. He was the best care on thanksgiving. He backed a truck up of like them
skimming turkey's there's, also a story about when he was on home alone, and they could only have
for one day, cause of his skin
well, there's something, and so he like let them like shoot like a eighteen hour day like he was like whatever you gotta do like to get. What they wanted
Has he was that he was just like the most aid donors is dollar those tab. I think I may
sure what his son does. I've seen a sun interviewed, I dont know I feel I need a good argument with earth is something I think is kid is an act would be my guess I'll. Maybe it's her oh jennifer candy. Does she familiar world it? Does he have a picture in a chef outfit? Let's call for him ass, pretty good who looks like him mobile. He must pay for as I am to be, so they don't have a weird costume
I bet yeah. I wonder you know I mean it's like you. Look at chet hanks. I've done that and thanks a lot. You get these dads that are like our dads. You know
yeah and then you go fuck like their kids, their kids. That's how the tax yeah
it's hard. I mean it's also like it's like a blessed position, but then it's also a bit of a difficult position. While I watch my daughters go through it and men, the smallest, should they have any interest in entertainment. I think, although I think what I think georgia would have been the natural comedian she was, she is, and she's very sharp and very funny and very biting yeah Ila is Ila is la naturally, but
sars fuck yeah, but those people never translated stage the just weirdest spot in an apartment university move into an apartment in north hollywood and ilo? Georgia would have done.
What I do is follow these kids. I find just follow them around and just tell the stories right but to but I you know, I don't think I think either both of them have been turned off from the celebrity thing of of it because of because they sent me talking to them about them and like I just it's it's it's. I I if, if I could go back and do it I'd, do it the same way but is kind of weird for me,
are talking about him as much as I did yeah. Well, you also aren't thinking like long term. I never I mean you literally are just like. What's going to be funny in the show yeah, I think about that. I would, during the the like twenty twenty,
When I like, I basically stopped going on like when your world tour got cancer. I started doing like improvised. It was ridiculous, but from my house I moved to idaho for a year which was fucking crazy.
Yeah? I just moved into a house in idaho in the middle of nowhere for real for real. I was fucking crazy sounds so sexy to me. It was sexy. Art fucking could do that. It was awesome. Mora, it was awesome and it was like crazy
but I basically started on youtube just doing like I would riff shows side. Have people sentenced
gestures. I'd see him for the first time and I would just stream of consciousness like an hour fifteen. Once a week,
and the shit that I said like people will be. There is like someone who is like. I forget what I made a reference.
think someone's like? Oh, like the time you get your penis caught, your zip
when you put olive oil on your pants, and I was like wait how the fuck do you know about that, and they were like
You did one of those lives colleague, tariffs and there
like, as you did, one of those shows and as a cried like, I would like say I just was saying anything to get like content and who, at the end of my men, are probably like.
over spoke a little bit. If I tell you about the time when my my dick, I cut my zipper, you don't realize you know when you're trying to, I think the the
access your try, you just trying to get laughs, yeah so everything's, fair game and then, and then especially if, like I, you know, there's a bit in this news hour that I'm like that I have to might have to finagle roxanne.
It just got such a big, laugh and then all of a sudden. I'm like, I don't think about how Ila is perceived in that or how you know it's like. I, you shall
You tell him how you like? No, why did I did they give you somebody find notes
What can you say this is like says note your island, george, oh at the rail network, yeah the real like what the fuck yeah can change that you're like says it doesn't work that way
The thing that you like it as it is a funny yeah his unit you'll, understand calmly, so.
and so you pull rank. Can you be like you like that hull I get why there's been times like isla, will put a foot in his hand and be like hey kansas, don't say she didn't one of the funniest things. I've ever been a big part of my entire life. I was about to go to the ice house and do a show and she did something
There was the funniest fuckin thing I've ever seen in done in my entire life, but it was was borderline.
That's meaning like got like the part of a girl growing, ah rand, as she did it. She was established
I just tried to go crush those as it is, would kill this would kill. I I wondering how it's gonna work, so you know now I've gone through stuff with, like you know, their development as humans, yeah, which I'd love to talk. There's some stuff I'd love to talk about, but I definitely have to. I definitely run this ship by them. Yeah cause it's like the stuff, we're
their exploring their purse, the their people, their exploring the world yeah and I've. As apparent it's, it's been so fucking I opened in, but I don't know I never. You never think that it's gonna! U never think it never happened.
Was going to never think anyone's going to give a shit yeah I mean, will you but you are like at the point where it is like I mean they do, give a shit, so you almost have to approach it differently. Still, I still think like you know I can get away, but I can get away with shit but like what's part of the fun is like when you're talking about your parents on stage and you kind of like
sitting on them a little bit and make during their accents and then and then they see it and then they're like wait. What was that and you're like yeah you're gonna, see it dude? I do a bit on my first on my album from your like five years ago.
Like my dad, like my dad's voice, because he was raised in english,
and then he went to a scone like he literally split his life between the two places, wisconsin and england. So his voice is sorted. This weird, like cara, mali, south african, like it's just super bizarre, and so I did this whole bit about like he'd, call me and tell me what time it was where I was so it'd be like five. Thirty in wisconsin three thirty los angeles and like I mean there was really one of the first bits I like had rows like okay, this is
pretty good yeah, and it's like a five minute bit just kind of shitting on his voice and just sitting out in the way that he would tell me what time it was and then so and then it did the end. He still has the impulse to tell me the time so
be like it, seven thirty here, it's five that you know what, as both
You don't need to know that day, because you know everything out of my out my hand, I really hurt the guy had that with ilo. Is she
was so like georgia was always my teammate in finding the things
neither that without reflecting malaria ha and then I had this lecture
was georgia, and I, if I had a nickel for every time, georgia hit millions. Look at her look at her god. Look at her
music. George was my writing partner yeah an ilo. Is this fucking artwork news just was ike, I'm in the bazaars human being. I've ever met my
yeah right. Then she she does. What your dad does now
like she sets up near the day
I watch I remember, was like its arguing, for example, and upset it's a lot, but this is a good of saving.
Sample she had believed ever since she was a child that once you turn sixteen, you can start cursing and out loud in front of people and we're like that's, not a rule and she's like well. I think she's got a point yet she's, like Israel. She talked about it, so much that on her sixteenth birthday, we throw a party for and in my dmz
we're like yo was Alice. First curse. We're going to be, she was not cursing at all. No, she never curse. Lambert, she's, a weirdo, and so here I'll play it. For you look at man, you got some fucking great google images. This is off the ground and this is instagram. Oh that's. When she went to the to georgia to college yeah yeah. That was a rough one yeah. I man I on the other. It is right here, so your grabbed those headsets. So this is isla on her sixteenth birthday. But I read in the comments someone wrote out of sixteen. She can personnel number. That was the first curse word going to be.
times yeah, it would say so so yeah. So that's that's who she is right saw a post on there and my my social media team. This is who this child is the weirder
Those yeah, this is
connect your connect, yeah, that's her. She dressed his trump one year like this fucking weirdest kid, the weirdest at the weirdest fucking individual at
she has been such a joy to be around, but then then that happens and then that morning comes down and she's like four in the morning. She wakes me up she's like hey, I need you to pull a video down and I go why she goes it's going viral on Tik tok has got six million views and I want hold on. She goes. No, I'm not going to be the little girl
if they dub over my voice and I'm the cunt girl for the rest of my life. She goes. I don't want anyone to know who I am am Ila, I'm not that person and you're like oh, but you are
please so totally are, and it's ok to be, but you know like their their fucking world. It's like, I think, to be too have like a tab like us to be famous, is a weird ginger
to be famous, is, is mariano. Maybe there
currency or you know, to be
so she wanted me. I had to pull it off tiktok and six million views in like four hours. You did pull it off. I'd, pull it off yeah, because I want her to like that's kind of like the healthiest that there's something so strange about like growing up as the daughter of a celebrity, but it kind of gives you that, like like
most people would be like holy shit like I've gone viral later.
At you current georgia do not like they. I am in this respect. Flicks. I do like Chad hangs a lot but like they'll, never turn into hanks and don't want celebrity. They don't want fame.
They want anonymity, anonymity for them as the currency because they become
they were seen there will they went to high school and great school with everyone
knowing that they are here. Let me watch a watch other celebrity kids that good our school and
in a weird way, it's like they don't want. I should like I mean
I guess I'll growing up again and now lay to doesn't mean you are I wanted. I wanted all the trappings tony. I want them to be used age. They people apples.
But the dying for it. It was like it, it was through. I mean I remember this.
First, I literally remember when I was like six years old being in love
Goldilocks and the three bears on stage and getting a laugh like. I remember it like to the my marrow where I'm like it did. It did like light something inside of me that has never left right or I was nana in Peter pan. The dog I was in dog outfit, which is a great role, and I bet it's like the
walked round the room, a really the scene. I walked rather appear on everyone's lips. It worries us
do you know yeah just desires, the rev ass. I did one thing and I did like a weird had move and ever was our laughing and I lifted my leg up and vienna roma crazy like well. I guess this is over. This is as a shell about a dog
so I know what you off think this goes about its really bad. It's actually show about a diver with a bladder issue.
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well college. I went to emerson Boston of real yeah, so I basically like I had no fucking plan.
in any way like I was doing comedy sports in Milwaukee, which is just like improv, and
I was loving it, and my plan was basically like I'm gonna do like improv in and then I met a like a theatre director who can an opponent.
School. This woman, Joanne, aunt em and the sky a comedy sports and they both relate leave the walk,
like the guy communism or its literally, a walk is more like that area is, I got is, is oddly enough, I got comedy rich seem like the milwaukee.
Chicago battle, might well the more or less as I have been totally but but but
how many sports and I was like a teenagers like the only game in town outside a stand up, and I was like him. I mean like that's why, like my rome, dont like improv, was like my starting spot and so like I'm doing commie sport
I I'm like. I was like sixteen seventeen I was getting shit I was getting like regular shows. I was working there as a ballet parker, where I put on a tutu and I would direct people the park ballet for her. That's right yeah. So I was like my first real job
men, but then I started like doing shows like with like group. You know adults at the time. I was like this. What I want to do- and this dude goes
studio- was like on the local radio, and I thought was a god. He was like I'm forty one years old, his I get out of work
really and I was like whoa and then like so I kind of like facilitated that and then I started you know I like it. I was doing like theater and stuff in high school and my theatre director
from a woman. She was basically like. Let's get should audition for the colleges and I additions and
went to emerson in Boston and then I really started like writing, sketches like performing sketches. That's where I met Evan man who headed the vacation show with is still my writing partner. What's happened to him
we're right, we ride on the adult swim, show right now yet royal crackers which comes out in April and but and so we we write together. All the time. Still, you know write a bunch ship, but but so and
and then that just kind of like Ben I, when I was there, I started really performing loopholes,
make sketches and like writing, shared and like doing
more theater and then I was like I want to go to late, but I want to be an actor and then it was like after
like a few years of being like this fucking sucks like it's the worse like you know, you get close to shit and it just suck. That's when I really liked started doing my own shit, but I didn't start performing until I met burn when I met burn. Really yeah burn was like: where was I
we need to do stand up there and I was like yeah. It was so daunting to me that, like I relate insurgents stand up til. I was like probably like thirty years old,
Really I, unlike but but but burn, have been like burning been or ever burns he's such a great fuckin do dude on so many fuckin levels
computer. Like I love, I love that guy he, but he and he is, but he
literally was like forest
he was like right, five minutes and come and see for me, you like he was like forcing me to do it and then, once I got you know you get past that threshold of like comfort and once I was through that
That's when you are hurt and then so from then on? I was just like and then once I got the dollop, then it was basically lake. I can use the dollar
from like my stand on, you know and that's when I really started going into stand up such a fuckin, great vehicle for you and for both of you guys it's such a fucking.
amazing, and I'm I'm certain just like that. That, though the I mean I've,
I'm not calling anyone out, but like the the the way that planes, trains and automobiles has been repurposed a million different times. I've seen other people do versions of the dollar. It's been like it's it's so fucking good. Why did you guys called the dollop dave came up with it? It's because it's a dollop, a history, it's a little dollop, it's a little fuckin dad.
will do anthony such a interesting fuckin dude dude. He really is. He really is like, like a I've, texted him a wonder of the last tax, I sent him a cut because I've have that experience. I've texted him at times and been like. What do you think of this?
yeah yeah. He really like.
In many ways you are like the dude has crystal like he. He will predict shit and I'll be like, but does he talk like even with the dollar when we started doing the dollop he said to me
goes probably about six months into it. He goes we're gonna be doing theatres, and I was like
fuck? Is this tell I really was because I had nothing. I mean I, you know, I'm really not that I have like a ton now, but I had nothing and I was like the fuck. Is this guitar?
what about like what he said you guys meet. We met on tripoli, anna. I used to do a podcast with tripoli yeah back when
was that bucket? It was called the naughty show and it was nuts yeah. I'm trying to think of you. I don't think you ever did it. Maybe it is, but it was like
We did it like. We did it and we did a playboy radio for awhile and it was like Tripoli's world. It was like a mad circus and I would just be like a bench player just like I'm open and I would just like I
europe is like a dime every now and then you know, but I would like Tripoli handle it and wages.
Hit it off and then we had dave on a couple times.
and then I really just light headed off with
right away so fucking, but then I basically dm day.
and only came in all host your other pike s. If you Buddy ever goes out of town. I did a couple times and then the third time I want to go home could guess those that he's like actually of this other idea- and that was the first. There was cliff clive in burundi,
That's the first episode of dog and he was gonna rotating guests, but we just have a good
chemistry. He is smart, so he just like recognise right away that he was like where again so, smart. Smart, I'm an albino november, her debut pockets
about a month ago, you we were on behalf of ammonia, he so smart. Yet I could find the damn from drivers on other phone butter yeah there that I mean like I can express. How
tents that was the he was a woman called the locked down for me right as ours, but about to go
I love you remember, hearing people kaufman roomed, remember that dude we were saying we actually Tom Hanks had just had it
and we were saying? Is Tom? Hanks is going to die? I mean we were literally like what the fuck is this thing, but people were coughing and we were calling it out,
intimate its interminei, tiny, laura yeah, which in a way is like I mean whatever, but
but but no he like with so much shit
he is ahead of it and there's like stuff four times or I'll be like. I wasn't like fully right about that, but he's sick
He pursued their side by side like four things that he was right about in my professional career with talk today about, but most of the most of it
Most I mean I remember when he was like he, he really like he would
tell me like shit like without getting too deep into it, but he would like tell me a politician that I believe that's a good person he'd be like that is a huge lying shit bag. I be like whoa buddy. That is a great man, and then I be like
years later about is a ship bag like he does he just the dude reads too much
I don't eat at all. I'll. Wake up and I'll have four like texts from Dave and there'll be like links, the things and I'll just it'll be like six forty five in the morning and I'll just be like why?
what lay up we start. My davy, like, oh my god, no
What means or as relationship is the exact opposite and that I get link from him like? Are you ok
is everything. Ok with you, I'm worried about you and I are good. I'm good. You sat levels
but upon the vote last night. Now I'm such a parking can't I'm such a
nah. I would never work with me. I would never why. Why do you think that I woke? He knows me. Gmos
What do you mean? You can't you mean you're in this sense, the right all cut right. I know you're too hard on yourself, yeah, that's what it
as he, your country, a by I'm unreal shitty, I get my feelings.
Very easily or send out of nothing more sensitive, yet lacquer kite when you get hurt how'd, you react.
I internalize it night. That's another build and bad, and then what happens just resent people, that's not being cut back
is being. I am. I am a I am a jet like like
I had heard about a with really close friend and ally. Maybe I'm maybe maybe right I'm not. I get really hard on myself. That's not that! That's like that
what what being a bad being an asshole is when you
take it out on others who either had nothing to do with it. Are you not communicating with
properly. I was heard eyes again and I was
Colleagues I to do, needs
banking stones for him last name. He was so far and I want to say philips you're but you're, not you kind, I kind of like that more than than anything yeah yeah I deftly rather than like. I mean at least I think. Of course some people will be know, you're an asshole
but I definitely think like I go and like spend my wheels on my own and like build up, I will say like I'll think that, like eighteen people have a proper
with me or that I've wronged someone
in reality, I'm like yours, like honestly, inventing stuff and oh well, yeah yeah. I definitely I have to say to myself a number of times. No,
I'm thinking about you yet another like alyosha, yeah yeah. Let it go no one's thinking about you, the way you're thinking about yourself right now.
I definitely have to be at your level and still feel like that that honestly, that means you're, like you, have like an empathy issue in a well. I have a hardcore. I'm like I have issues with. I mean I've. Obviously I here's what happens. I think here's what happens with I dunno how you're going to edit. Back into this we were told
We shit about somebody yeah now we're talking about now, broadly yet we're talking about having friends that fall apart and you want to help them choose the deals like sometimes it's like when Peter goes all out. I would, I would tell the and in a heartbeat if he cheated on her
You need those people in your life to keep you honest with. You really are an enemy
We are may not feel great like it made me. Maybe sometimes you want all the fucking trappings of the shit. You feel like you earned, but that's not who the fuck you are here.
Letting some people lose sight of that very quickly yeah and I, I think.
May I read I'm so timid to talk about it because I know how many my friends specifically have lost sight of where their path or on yeah you know, and then you
I find guys like like rogan, a love that guy I'm outside this all day imam go through a big rogan, frey phase right now, we're chatting a lot but like he is a hope. This comes out right, he's a cunt like pete yeah, like he's, like a gate like I like, just like a on a friend who is gonna, let you veer, yeah skirt is a fucking great friend. He really is great friend, where he's like, when you fuck up, he kind of calls you on it, like big, fallen, madonna fallout out, but like with a little hiccup one time about something I said on a podcast about him.
here's ike, he just was he's direct yeah he's gotta, get better sober. Allow an that's like a cutting lady. Here,
I already drink,
yeah, that's hard, but you do.
Need like. I mean that, like what's great about, like you know, having like
organ. Cigarette is like they are here. Understand lake.
it is a the truth is that you feel that still because you are like a good human to get and get like a lot of people. Think, though, if you get like fame,
Can you get rich? They are problems totally go away.
And in a way he had almost like opens a weirder box problems. I think I'm not. I wouldn't say that,
either. But I would say
see my letter. Even that number from my experience is that they get more complicated begin. A loser
as I've had, because everything is taken care of for you
yeah and then all of a sudden life shows up in a real way and you're like. Can someone just clean this up, like I, I think about tom cruise all the time ago, he must have. It must be frustrating for him when his son does want to talk to him or his what his wife wants to leave him. When he's like, no one says no to me yeah, you know yeah, it's definitely it's weirder and I think also like the idea that, like you know, I mean you're supposed to be like you're supposed to be a people. Think that, like your, your
perfect that you dear better that you're fine? I mean people want Tom cruise to fail, and so there's like that element that, like you, kind of her caving, if you do fail to some starts with a name out your career starting this year next year, the following year, like if its, if, if you had, if you had like I was lands, are big proposed,
about putting things in the universe yeah. She always says I said out loud, say it out loud and mean it like. What's that mean, if you got a call tomorrow that they're like hey, we we have a project, we want you to start working on. What would you want to do? First movie, a sitcom or
like what were the first thing you want to do. The first thing I would want to do is just to expand. Stand applies now, would be the first year
I would want to do that. Then. How much are you drawing again pub? Is what you're doing pretty aggressively in two thousand well but yeah, but also like some of their dial updates pending so like I'm, taking a knee on some standup dates that picture look at that unbelievable. I mean look, look at me now and look at that badly two years ago. No chefs picture but yeah. What is is that needs a chef hat, but but I would say that, okay, so this this would be. My number okay would be I've spent year I mean I've written on, like tons of shows like I've written on, like you know, bigger shows right, so I know how to write like a show. I would love
to write a show for myself that I am in. That would be my dream, be great. That would be. Would you want it to be on it now? Would you want to be on a network, or would you want to fix real yeah? I would only be an effect, thus so,
I love that I wrote on us on the road. I fear the worst. Someone is working at facts right now. They just heard this. Take that run this up. The flagpole let's make this
I would therefore putting in the unique rode on year, the worse the last
isn't that share, which is I want
shows that I like heard about never
I know my road. I watch out like this just fuckin amazing, surrounded, astute stephen fox.
I just knew his shit and when I am working for our was the first time.
like when I were on arrest the development for netflix there. They were pretty hands off, but ethics was just like. Let that, whatever? What do you want this?
and really yeah and we would literally hand they'd have notes, but it would be like we just are curious about this. Can you clarify this? Can you do
it's a little. It was never like nah, which you know you deal with. The celebrates people never effects blood fx executives is is as peter lugers still there. I dunno I'm curious. If this one barbara is still there she's awesome, she was effects, was a bad ass. Fucking network effects is awesome, leadership, demographics, Eric shire to entertainment, gina, ballin, nick grad. I know nick grad dude those those are the people that, like yeah,
but like F, but when you look at what fx is putting out, fx puts out a great shed, they do like they do and they and they really do have access network. I would love to oh by the way you're not used to working memory affects my first home yeah. That's what you said, but what's that shows with art shows backward. It was a different time. What was it?
I was at auction and it was a talk, shows a male oriented torture. By the way have you seen wednesday when,
day on network now here it's also re fighting. Also. This is all the stuff on netflix right now. Breeders effects, as ethics
yeah like everything. What we do in the shadows, so
lange. Val show that show is a great example of lake. I mean that's just a
Rachel Jesus, then she's research rate up the x rays of what their developing is so fuckin sexy. I think these are all outright now. These are the things that are honouring dave is also gave, is awesome, basque, baskets. Ask you talking all phenomenal, I loved louis.
Why, in all the all like truly yalu, they did louis, but what they are her earthquake. They let him go wilfred. Those girlfriend was working was fuckin. Awesome
Big delayed by the way. Are the bare I've only watch with the one about the cooks. Yeah, I go see the weighting the fucking pound through.
if people are like you're not going to only be able to watch one really sad, but that's supposed to be like the best show of the last year, guys like that would be. That would be it and then from okay, okay right
and then I can't even in trouble. I just saw this event the mostly they do with yeah go back about it backwards to where we were not ruled out
same flight? No, no, no! No! No! No! No! No! If you go to the never mind, does anyone see this show?
What's this flight? Oh no! No! No! No! I wanted to see what else is on placement in trouble. I saw that he loses his wife and his family that guy's really great miles teller
I know that most at that time I can't members. Fucking name
the social network. Yeah he's really great act, creates great actor. Who what actor would you like to work with like if you could work with our sort, buddy, yeah, Jonah hill, a great
I wanna see I want to see him operate, jesse eyes, emergency odyssey idea, that's sardines, thirteen, so babble, the father of justice
I'll, say: ok,
I am I'll give it too. I think Donald lovers like the guy who's career and most jealous of really yeah. I got
Ok, that that I say I'm jealous of them is he can the G8 rap like you can
Do every like. You know he was a guy like cattle.
was able to lake who stand up is about.
that means you have rightly was it was
we keep in mind and focus on exactly in bali keep em. I hear that was not like, like he was a baby
I don't need a guess. I'm lawyers from genuine, clear donald. I was frustrated.
That good at rhyme.
I like him and get out of my lame please so so I feel like that. Do so
versatile like to actually work with that. Guy would be amazing and then the
The other one that like when it when I write within that we always like talk about is like we worked with, will are not a couple times and we were just like
really that guy in real so got not only easy to work with body. So damn funny for real for real
like the real deal as funny as funny as one can be ruined the easiest.
to work with so shocked, and so you get like that cloud and you get like I mean, is this like them
It was the most far I wrote on on the second seas,
his show I remember his car, though, is the one. I know I know it's one was saying a sober shine. Netflix there was a white or not
The thing of there was a show. I saw no you're thinking of a murder, ville yeah. I tried to run on that then an emmy, but I I can't remember what it's called it was, and but it was the second season that I can't
but, but he like, so he was in the room and then I rode on arrested, rested and, like you know, was like kind of kicking over them a little bit, but that I was like this is a guy who, like elevates your stuff on a level where you I mean the whole.
ass far ass? The development we did at the will- or not? I am I may I'm the one person I want a party with walk into a bar on hollywood boulevard, sit down of a drink from it. If I were my wife and I sit down next to him, will nope Debbie cross dude
He was on the dollar for real, yes, and it always try names. I don't want to. I met a member meanness kindly- and I am saying this based on what you what you perceive people to be. You know I don't know how
would give across? Now I want at land. I dont know if there is a hollywood David is, I don't know anything
the guy. I don't think there is sometimes I read a red wanting. You read about lurk, wrote about where the cable guy that I did not I
Remember that I didn't love those like as I come on man, you have
as to you, keep your friends like those who vote what you like about him is that he takes like authentic swings.
I do and when he was on our show, I dont think you'd ever listened to the pact we did in new york. We had a
I they these people at the twin elephant, this twin elephant brewery made a dollar beer was called beer of our lord and it was like dave, and I were like, oh my god, this the greatest thing and David cross. We had like fifteen of 'em and dave across his backstage pounds.
Im like- and he was just like. This is pretty good. I mean to me, like mister, show, was like as transformative and influences I've ever had. Oh yeah, David cross, the crosses a oh yeah. That's jose sends me into a bad mother, fucker and but there's parts of theirs. I like I met him one time he was,
I met him one time and it wasn't like ideal. You know, and so I was like I was like oh and it was a festival.
Also it was like that's different cause. His guard was up a little bit. I would like to meet him and that's I think. What I'm trying to say is. I want to meet him. You want to work with
no okay. I no know I don't actually think it would work with him. I just want to bug and drink yeah. I said, let's keep recycling one time at a bar drink and it was all the clues. The can you say, the best famous drunk experience. You've had.
I can tell you got access to lakes, or I can tell you, I can tell you the. I can tell you the beginning of one okay. I can't tell you that, while lemme or the b I'll tell you my favorite, the I I was, and I only cause- I just said this other night when was this: this was probably to two thousand and eighteen, okay thousand and seventeen, maybe ok. Guessing I got a phone calls at a party at our friends house. A dinner party were wrong.
Dinner. We just got there. Sir Leon earlier girl capitals were young, still
our friends were making a big by asian fusion dinner a kind, and I got a phone call from johnny depp
Now the boy was a voice more like a bird who likes party at my house
If you wanna do you know dude. I do not know. You'd never met one. No, he got your number coming up with your stand, hope and his or her dog who liked to party. If you want to come over and have a few drinks with us like that, and I never wanna stop pressing hip
they always mill less at those gracing you last night and I really enjoyed ups house and you make right call an out and out. I drove immediately fucking there by gave it was it was and by the way he owns the whole block. So therefore houses,
you go to but yeah, but I don't want to get in tuned into aids, but like a but like it, it just ended up me and stan hope. I spent the night there. It was fucking awesome but like that was my favorite phone call I've ever gotten.
I got a friend. I've had some really good for gaza. Lately that I have learnt from the rock what the fire I got, one from the rock that was, you know.
and yeah. I know, but I've had a couple from the rock and the best of the only person. I have been be really honest. The person I'm the
proudest to know like, and this sounds really crazy right away.
Assholes right now, if you like my daughters,
trust me.
In spades way cooler than the fact that our friends at Davis bay, yeah right mind blowing to me,
Maybe I'm going my boy. Why? Specifically because because when you this
I'm sorry Dave David, I'm gonna. Do this
because it was so when you were. But when you listen to him talk he's not he's not hollywood he's dead bay, bread. He is David. Spade sends voice messages that are.
Fuck it. It makes I literally every time I go.
When I go. I can't believe my friends are like that blows my mind and, and you know even he couldn't especially if you become friends with them after you know him yet is like cause. I have friends who, like got famous when I've known them. This is like David spade
Like that, just as gray just that is still so David spade it's great and then you hear it and you go like I I was, I was stretching to get ready to workout and I saw it nose plate and I was like I was like oh shit, I'm like
that's the guy idolize guides are still do yeah, but his best, the ban,
team of Saturday alive live later today and we
then saturday alive at the at that time carved out his
little niece that is like set what a lane delay super fine super, humble yeah, really humble, really private, which I am not tommy boy
greatest movie. I've ever seen in my entire life is comedy one of her best friends with the weirdest comedian that has ever lived the way when you asked remake a move. If you could, like did shouldn't be remade, but if you could be involved in like doing a movie like, if you could make, you can't make a better tommy boy.
by trying to make a better tommy boy would below. I would. I would allow that I would out court create a fund. You wouldn't miss.
and why someone would try to because it such, but it's like also talk about the giant candy element like when his doing farley's dad dies and that that is like some of the better acting. We want that and black sheep, the other night flagship, still fund his friend. We were like manna cargo. We got ripped off to a good of you know. People say that about pollution,
think I think John blue she had, but he had opportunities to show that, unlike cardinal divide, yeah and like he had up to this,
that, forty never really got a chance to show that, and I really think that guy he was supposed to play. What's is what's this
of how very our buckle. He was both
I play fat like John, like fathers must play fatty our buckle at some yeah like there was like happening, and you know it's like man, I mean that's the fatty article stories fuck crazy to begin robes girl, yeah.
we're. I don't. I don't remember that part, but definitely I know yeah raped, raped and murdered and then was done with alive, but it's like. So it's a hurt renders story. I read the book
of jerry, jerry, jerry stall, road called fatty, jerry stall, raising right journey all said, fanny our backs
how on earth fame erasmus emphasis for rape and murder of spying actress virginia,
rate by the way. What such bullshit, that it's not we should laughed but her last name is: are a ppp who's gonna like
You I'm not going back when I thought about. Let them do it as they will do it, but we're not. But ok, I remove neighbours. Murder. He said
now that that you now said son of a bitch. That's the help is george. You could make do you know he didn't
virginia, I guess you're not allow, and I get so we so he was simply very- are buckle. Yeah yeah. There is like he whispered
It's like you know what I mean in the hollywood sense of like that was one of the things on his. You know. I mean obviously a huge star at the time study or book or my mom or my mom used to call me fatty, Arbuckle, bones really yeah my whole life, my mom's mom. So like we
use it. When you realize your english, this yeah there's, hence the that an all us kids. They grew up with irish or
english parents, yeah or grandparents
and so whatever my mom got called grown ups. You call us going right, so I used to be called while keeping borneo all the time. Really. All
all the guys. Why? Why that's? Why? One of the pillars of tee o d goofy by land I gotta pick special titles but very- are above abounds, was sought my mom cod,
I feel I've grown up, and so I knew who value buckle was before. I knew
well you're about right. Yes, those things. So then, when I heard about this, I think what he they said was. He was so fat he laid on her and he killed her from being fat. Well, I mean during a yeah.
Yes, I mean, by the way, that's a little loyally, defend that. That's like a lawyer defending back then for like a a rape to be like brit know, but I think he was re pull up fatty arbuckle.
find out. I've never seen. Anything is done to be honest and I've actually seen a couple of things and it was like the mean again it's what you expect. I love her louie Anderson pop some, for I I mean really louis, was trying to develop a bio pick out, while he Lui Anderson was the first comic. When I was a kid
add that I, like, oh, that was like when I I was like blake casper played louie Anderson special for me and he goes you're going to love this, but caspar is a big name in tampa now. I think I think
so is charlie chaplin movies and yeah. He was t. I started a couple chaplin's right here. She
introduce me to stand up and Louie Anderson was a first antiquary.
At least yeah see I it was four when I was a kid I remember like it was him doing the voice of his mother. He was like you know the catholics, the butter, the cat's dead, don't leave the butter out yeah, and I was like this. This was the first.
And I like fully connected. I remember who's the joke he had. He goes. They were selling a toaster for twenty five cents and then my dad goes that the cords were twenty five cents. He was great at next time. I'm short a dollar go here. For course I got that
was it. That was one of the guys that I was really proud to be friends with yeah. I thought I was friends with louis, like independent of
hollywood. In that I, why
managers entities says, but he liked me. I remember I was driving up up the four or five over.
By the getty museum, and he called me and he was like you're funny. You gotta stop cursing, though you're so funny. You don't need to curse. I'm doing sunday shows at the fucking at the comedy store you should come and I was like yeah by the way I gave him a movie and I haven't gotten it back and I don't think I'm getting it back now. I let the
The problem I think he's dead, but I went to he had his first heart attack and I went to the when the two thousand wow I can have two thousand. I went huber ruins called me.
Well the story yeah. So I go to loot. Have you heard the story? Halston so Louis has heart attack he's at cedar sinai and he meant he meant lots of me because it was the first guy average loss to stand up on on the specials.
It's hilarious and is very similar. To that I mean that's like two thousand yeah to know it's gotta be two thousand yeah. That seems to still
yeah? I guess it was a long
so. He has heart attack and leanne was like go visit him in the hospital go visit. Him spend some time.
with them? You'll you've never been the hospital birds, it's to sit with them and just that extra, no three, two thousand and three. She is fifty fuck. He was fucking crazy. I mean sit like I mean yeah he died. So I go to the hospital see
I know I was there rose. I remember this is no covert ease of walk up here I walk up and I walked on the hallway and they go no, and I said whiteness nursed asked me turn around and get out of here I said hoddan. I'm here to see loses all. I know what you're here for
he's done: he had a heart attack and we need to let him rest. They go. What are you talking about and a guy walked up this room? She goes. This is like the.
it's guide has been in his oh Jesus. Christ. Choose I'm done with it. Go get the fuck out of the women whether it be a smile.
It phase like. Are you feeling fine back on my bill gray, worried about semi fluid, but other than that he was,
I think, dude's bad. He was partying in that hospital care. I don't think it was that bad of a heart attack and he probably faked it to just get the
That's right. That's that's a secret time hard
for god. He's dead mother got. Is there a way? I argue national authority, but he was a swedish fucking guy
will he also lake because
was a closet again
it for so long. We had that blackmail thing go on like that. What you like he was like
Long fully outed because of a fucking black and he just tried to hook up with the dude yeah, and he exactly he was like hooking up with the guy and got blackened. But the thing: ok, real quick to the things should remember, is that
these guys, who call you who inspire you and make you go man, I'm actually like? I love you do that for a lot of people.
Oh, no, I don't! Yes, you do. I know a number of people who, like you, have gifted great
to me. I really mean this real yeah. Like
I know I know a number dude to like you bring on the road with you who you give you you you really like
you kind of gotta, remember to some extent like when you get down and when you do that thing where you internalize and you feel like shit, you gotta, remember that, like you are beyond light like even with this, like I hate you up to do this and like you could very easily just like ignored me and then like whatever we go. No, but you're you're, downplaying you're up back on you you're done
lange. How much joy you ve given me like how many times still nobody no use, but I know you so like I get extra special.
I will listen the doll up where I know you guys, so I get a giggle with my
friends and I go still, and I appreciate the fuck out of
well. You are in
an enormous force? Who, who really does alike, are you're very good at like spreading that to others and like as much as you,
probably forget about that, you do need to remember that part of stuff. Thank you. I look at. I look at. Thank you very much. That means a lot. I won't say anything. Thank you. That means yeah to me. Can I just say also on the cant
What I buy the front is going to be a new breaking news segment of lemons. Lemon drop that now of all the countries that were drug were going to do to confront the bivalves as your first.
The employer and longest employed. I've never once gone. This guy got it. I gotta get
here for never once you're, never want that. You really are not like you're, not in any way like it's. It's really weird, because I
and feel it like my world, where you do come to feel like isolated at drive. You know that's kind of what's problematic about it. In a way is language is really hard to go from like enormous spikes of adrenalin and like love you gotta like well, I want to get french fries like, but do you know you got
Remember that, like you really are like just like word of mouth. As far as like comic to comic shit, you are like a really appreciated individual. That means a lot I feel like. I definitely could name. I could definitely name three comics that hate my guts sure, but that's three fucking comics.
how many comics you be yeah yeah, I mean I don't know
I don't know I I. I think I think that the calendar
I beg you, I'm just say unlikely. When Louie anderson calls you and you get tickled or david sped cause you're like what the fuck you you are, that two other people
I would, though, would be cool. I am I I love it. I there's no doubt right.
No doubt I dont you really. Do you don't like you? Even let me when you're like aouda hook you up at this and you you gonna, like a bit of
here is a disease. Is here is the funds for the seriously you got like when you get magic and you give it to other people. That is like what the gift of being like there are good celebrities and bad celebrities, and when you're good celebrity, it is like it's it's kind of what why people get away so like you're good at what your eyes,
I know we'll see how long we can keep it and then retire. Like you said, fuck, you don't get to do it forever. So my tour bus with somebody, you don't gotta, do it. My biggest problem is, I just bought a tour bus and I'm gonna fuckin and a mike, and I just said to someone I was like I could retire like I could just retire when you can retire right and then I just gotta run out my tour bus to comics
I did. What, if I cause my tour bus can be fucking. Gangster is going to be the best order. I already had a tour bus. I've had a tour bus for yeah. I've had a Torah for you, like madden yeah, but I've been running rise, the biggest it's a huge number re, who no one ever like at no one ever gets a tour bus.
thinking they're going to have it for awhile yeah. But what happened is in the tour bus industry. There weren't a lot of them, so it was really hard to get them right. That's crazy! I know right mood. Taylor swift had realised that and bought like five right away and it was like we are one for her. We got one for her crew, we got one for her team and then I can rent them out whenever tetris just adds a little bit of a gangster, and so I bought one realizing this also but made it for me made it for bert centric, like I made it past and be the best goddamn tour bus ever I can't wait. I can't wait. Hadn't gotten here
What were their building it right now and I get it when I get back from europe, I get it and the the bed is not on the back actual such super, not bumpy, so not bumpy, so you're, so you're, basically in what technique would be a back bulk, which is awesome. Yet I have bunks on each side, but I think we have. I think we have it either. I think I'm not certain. I think we have a six.
total, but you can do it for if you want huge LAO jerry like I've, I've really satellites for I made for a guide as lived on a bus.
As I have I would I want you and so
it'll I'll, be able to rent it out for comics, and I think also I can read it up for comics and not have to like hemorrhage money. I can just be like him in helped. Me cover my nut for the month and just use.
it is then that's an accounting to obey me new account for just a guess
I don't want to lose by not it's it's my my month nut, but I think I mean like will show my face, or I have right now is not the best pasta too horrible boss, but other people have rented it out and one of the selling points of it
is that owes birch boss and saw a lot of relate. I have a boss and then yeah, like celebrities, will be like arctic burst, boss or mk as a names cause everyone's like
bert loves, but yeah see you know you are here and so
I know what I'm doing it's a clear. So bad thing is pretty good. Well, I put the well, I know what I mean.
Yeah he likes. I know what I like or want a big shower yeah I want. I love showering a tour bus. Yes, a big shower grind a toilet, a big bathroom in the area closet in the back, but a bed up front bunks.
and then big lounge area? Don't need tv, a one tb?
so like a lifetime's I'd like to tvs or no I'm sorry. I got to dvd strategy. Bees no side counts. Council
captains chairs I've, I've already
Why would I want a bus and a but in the cool thing, is that I own it so like if, if people like, we know what he put it,
We bought a house for it I'll fucking, yeah yeah. We bought a house for the last house, but we have a house so we're building a new podcast studio.
Oh wow, yeah yeah. I like this. I love this but you'd rather gun landed like it doesn't like. That is here where she hates it. Really she hates that people
where we live yeah. We have talks before and it was legit yeah construct crazy as fucking garbage people, but have you ever had a stocker none as you have a, but I was really into it. You were like, if you had like an actual stocker, yet you have, and I liked it- I liked it a lot really, unlike to let's not put that out there. No, no, no, no, no hold on.
so I got a stalker when I was what was that it was like by nineteen ninety eight and early yeah, oh gee. She went on howard stern and was like
take a the recall about stalkers and she was I'm in love with the skybar crusher, a benji. Yes, it Benji was on howard stern,
at the time. He still is too oh for real yeah. So Benji called my house left a voicemail on my thing said: hey it's Benji, I'm here with your stalker and and dream to open another bottle. I mean we can pee and so there's still some in there. So I peter that Jesus Christ is so straight laced yeah. Is it dark
definitely for maybe we rapid observed valuing admitted this year, so we're gonna three hours of real, ok good, so he called my ass left, a message
This one observe in new york and he's hey man where would stern is. I was when the minister,
stearns, yeah, yeah, huh, shit right. The shit and he's like we're here with your stalker, if you can give us a call- and I was like oh shit and like I was like this- is a missed opportunity. So
I reached is a guy. I shouted didn't happen, don't about it and then randomly he showed
but a party in some of those that with the stalker, let the fire
It was like as soccer. I was like oh so cool to meet you, but what did she do? She was actually kind of
What was she coming to shows? I don't think she want to be on stern and she was like my legit stalker yeah I haven't had a legit stock, see I had kind of like a legit one for real yeah
I haven't it's like
let's see it happen, if you happen to some of the female,
some friends with yeah and it's not for its sacked it
a kind of ruined my life like here, who's here, yeah, totally yeah,
the long and short of it? And the truth? Is that like even talking about like him never talked about, but the talking about a kind of lake is why
they do it in a sense to know they get to you, but I had like a basically like a virtual stalker who would like blow up your phone and create a bunch of fake accounts and like
like attack you and on twitter or instagram and kind of like
you when you are not actually sure why
what's going on and you think, like forty five, fifty people are like saying: you're an asshole you're like oh, my god, what's going on and like so so she would kind of create a bunch of fake accounts and like just kind of like pile on attack me at certain times and had my phone number and so a blow up my phone.
and there were blow my friends. Phones like you, you don't realize how easy it is to like get access to people's friends found
where's your phone number
or email like imagine if one night, Europe
just starts going. Your twitter code is zero. Seven, eight, nine one! Your twitter code is an eight nine and you're gone. What the fuck is going on and you don't know
that actually, if you have lake to fact, authentication is really nothing. You start freak and
so it's before? I really knew anything and she would just like virtually fucking.
pack, my socialist, my phone, my friends phones. She would spoof my numbering com,
people in the middle of the night and people be like what's goin on why com it three thirty in the morning. Oh I wait. How do they do that? I've? I don't even know how I got out of me. You can do
but a media like there's, no, like attention paid to that way of stocking right now, even when I went
the cops they were like. I've definitely had that happen. I've. Definitely let that happen.
And I'm sure you I mean I've w that happen and and I had to get a new phone number. I knows you yet an end. It guides I'm about you're right it. There was one guy who it's there were those one, human being
one human being? Who got my number? I dunno, how I don't. I am sure I gave it out. I'm sure I set it on fire, podcast yeah and he texted me cool and I replied back and then then he texted a picture of like dick and balls or something I tried to be funny and I was like you have some essence, humor or whatever I didn't
Why and then from that moment I watched him spiral out and I and it turned into him, losing his fucking mind on air, and I thought I thought wow. That's fucking crazy, that at this and I and I I said I actually replied to this guy yeah. She replied a mosaic again and well that's what I did it for a year and in the end it and then and then his brow out, then awesome a group of bad people like like mama.
I think the q and honor like yeah. I look, I don't want to clout, even call a kid, but I think I guess it's I I didn't have to certain people. I didn't have on my podcast
look, I don't know, I don't know. I know you to be a bit like there's a few people that that's their there. Their game is to get into your best of the best thing tat.
I know I'm not shitting on him, but I'm just saying like it was not what I was into and then my phone got leaked and it was
A little- and I mean to this day to this day, my phone number- if I turn on my computer, I yet faced times from people nuns
stop. Most of them are kind. You know most of them are like alex like, but you're like you're like I just don't want to talk to you yeah,
stranger than crazy. I, I guess I doubt that without it sought,
scientists. We really about house. Why able shut up the door knocked on
or else I want to say. Like irony, I basically, I basically got to the point where it was like. I felt I had to move your yeah likely literally like it.
it's so weird, because it is like you get in this. I mean you know.
only three years ago. Yet but like you get in this business now and they don't even need to act,
Lee, be showing up your place to give you the sense of lake perilous. Fear
like what I had was like: really crazy, really crazy rule. Yet really really crazy and, like I mean it's a story fully for another time,
It was like on a level where you are like I dont want like you want to be known, and then you go. I don't want anyone to know me and when
I feel that when you're in like entertainers like man, what the fuck like it, it was fucking brutal. Weird people knock on the door. One time in an unanswered mcgregor is your isla:
it's like, but that's honestly, like even fucking crazier, because it's like you're like look
anyone would blame me because I was so careless with korea say
where I lived in not adding of addresses our but I'd like I want to start
box than usual allows. I mean it's that weird line were like now. You do like sherry, I mean I'm like very, very private now,
I really thought that's why they embody the other ass. She was. I dont want she didn't want like we get like by light, would be. I go once in europe,
Shall I go and you like send it over? There goes the like their certain they boxes. I want delivered like a blunt, oh right up up up up there I go. Let me hit you
the present lego, I'm giving you my real out here. I yeah as though so
bout, so Atlanta bought another house because she was like I'm not
I don't want anyone ever gonna. The other has for the owl blancos burden than other rules is stacked. We would leave us swag Josh. Why? Just someone, and by the way I go. Oh, how often treat appeal about rule out and was chickens and back then I never caught because I'm gettin like
all the shit now and I'm like the vulcan, see that's what I've I've appealed. P, o box. Only do you can't get regular, you can't get. I mean not that I'm get like the second a blood though, but you can't like. Oh, you really feel obliged to work at the best thing, pure box against removed.
because you get stuff that people wanted. That are fans of the add you like. Yes, I mean the shirt until I sat member said to her. Oh was the by the fuck room. So sorry, Mr Michel, some showers him. He shall do dashes, not michel not show up.
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I would love to. I would love to anytime any zoom. It's real easy. I would love to do a paper. I mean we went. We did one this morning and it was like truly like. I was just like what like I, when you're
like trying to stop riffing you're like this is a little too fertile, and I can't I can't express to enough look or you know if you've heard me say this a million times. This is one of my go to podcasts. The dollop is, I don't need to say anything. It's one of the biggest podcast
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a quick by the way. The last time I did you show, I told my story about when I got a clock in Australia, and I was like petty
Yet this like this weird little marsupial an ally base vows. I had this really
just experience of this animal, as are all wine and then like I put it down
It was crazy. The fact that I picked up a crazy and I'm gonna sell cafeteria
again the the room and, I said
the woman like us bordering fries and, like I tell the clock and she goes quirk- sat a readable
disease they got salmonella and all this, and that was like the last thought that my last thou was called riddled with disease, which was
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