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for good movie yeah. Oh, I wish we had come again to me like within that we could use now and not make that some say they don't know. When people go, then we will go. I mean to cut you off ominous I've. No, no! No! No! Please or people say when people say hey at what, What? What are you gonna do to bring back comedies we go. We just need an enemy. I now and then, when top gun came out, You couldn't tell the enemy, was you know? He did all purpose I now and it makes sense and where in a new place, but was more fun back then we would like drakos gonna, get us I talked to. I talked to a russian I want to say it was. I forget was oh, it was once it was eugene merman? Ah, but grew up in russia, the right russian, and so I had written in my book. I just I thought what we thought of russians when we were kids and it was like they were

grey wool clothes. Their shoes are made of wood like they didn't wipe their asses, like those that was all their food came from a can, yeah yeah, they had to wait in long lines and their bread was stale and they had like those they were still dress like it was the thirties they're like paper. I wouldn't mind coffee, oh thank you so much. I would want to coffee on Ebay. business meeting tonight. Not yes, it is important. One is about the movie. Well yeah, but it's a it's a casual casuals with wine and cigars and stuff. Oh, that's good yeah, so you don't want to be hammered going into that. I don't wanna be hammered going into it, but I don't have too much coffee. Then I'd start sharing. All my marketing ideas see. I wouldn't worry about that as much as then I'd be paying the whole meeting. Oh really, yeah! I don't think about peeing, you don't when you know in the Bobby, when I when I ran the l, a marathon I did not pee appeared once really and I drank a lot of fluids and I just sweat them all out. Where did you pee?

in in eagle rock just on the side of the street yeah, where people is that what people do dia. What's so funny, dude the beginning of the l, a marathon everyone, ah the day you take off and then all the centre will run right to the bathroom and they there's bathrooms and there's lines. Can you imagine start off your allay marathon. By going, I have to dig it up with its own there's the lions using there's a lot. A number two's going holding. That's, does huge lines Oh, my god, there's only one thing and what I did is it's so funny. I have a little bit of o c d, and so I was like I was like. I got a shit, I get there. I gotta check right exotic, the shit you wake up so early to go you because I think, like five in the morning four in the morning yeah, and so I got there early to take a shit, a real and then I took a shower had a banana. I was like I dunno what to eat cause. I didn't want to eat to my yeah, my body stop when I leave my house for earlier I used to think that I just don't pouponne planes,

but then I realized I dont forget poop till I come home. I don't blame you. Do I ever met once really Not once not one million minor but never jerked, offer blame I thought about it: we'll cars, long voice, australia like this, could break it up now I've never looked at blame or macerated on a plane. I had a day in tallahassee where I, I shit at the stadium, a shit I share a sports bart, nor should it of turning house a sport. for a stadium and then I shit at yanis. I should at the bar that everyone went out to that zone one day and someone said to me in some of the xia- and someone said you know, you're really like, I couldn't shit and public like that knows I actually enjoy it.

really like you, I gotta get back in the day, I'm gonna modalities for, but if I go to madonna's yeah, I would wait until the end of the meal to go. Take a ship and then be like this. Is your on korea like it? If I catch exert, is dropping the my sweet bactra back to us living in the greatest generation? Yes, yes, so. I love the studio by the way I'm thinking I was here when you were first cobbling it together we're building a new one. Are you really yeah yeah and we are sitting outside? We hope we we drank wine outside, and this was still being we're together, really yeah. With building a new one leant. We do the cooking show now which I'd rather have you on your yacht of yours? I went home to get you the bread that I made jelly. I that's the only reason I had you on the spot, I'm like I'm just going to be a little late. You can feel it still warm. Oh, my god, haha yeah, oh hey, leanne or jennifer jennifer give me a huge favour. Can you This Emily and right now learn. it's warm and then

New pass me, those tortillas tell it you all about you all fucking weekend. Let me finish by talking statement: can we have lived in the best generation. We saw the iraq war. We sought. Nine eleven yeah I saw the pandemic? we saw them. Try to overthrow the capital. I'll wait, wait! I was with you The beginning was this: Unless, when you think about when you think about all the shit, you get to experience royal, ok as as a generation right, you want experience as much as possible. You know I lived through that. I like with like. Oh my god, It's got where were you when they shot J f k right right, we got rang and they shall read and write We have you mean we have more. The thing is we didn't? Have we didn't have a guy? like world war. Two like waiting go through like I have a major major high debt, weren't. You fucked up, all generates yeah yeah. I mean it

like my grandfather's generation, stormed the beaches of normandy yeah and were rationing at home, and I mean you know: people were going and not coming back like we We had a lot of LA. We had a lot of cool thing culturally too, like we're in the prime time of like running around, isn't free kid. You know just that freedom just I'll. Oh, ok, then, let's go to take you there. So we got we got we motorbikes with no care of anything. Yet we have two walked, but the someone was like we're too walked stores my mama, you, like your steers. Five dollars go walked. A story is often dandy. You'll get a drink and walk. Oh boy you found some money and didn't even tell your parents where you were yeah and you you or your parents had no clue that you were like went to the store. got. Some functions went to the sky. All climbed on the roof, tat hung out there made out in the woods back home how you doing good yeah. That was it. We

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like I was like iraqi liberace got, is brutal, who ask of arthur ask on aid through my wife grew up. in the short answer. My elbows got it's really like uncle our goals. in each in it just like devastated by broadway new york, broadway just devastate yeah sunday alive aids kind of such aids. It was two things in your list that suck in- and I love you, but you examine them at length about it. But yeah, like I mean, pandemic socks, but it's Because it ruined, I think it ruined our kids. Little bit it wouldn't have been graven right. If we were those kids on the bikes and all of a sudden you can't go in your bike anymore, feeling it messed up our aid, It was kind of like ok, have the pandemic that we weren't in the trouble age. Yet now the we weren't in that, but we were in school missing out on senior year, yet my daughter, missed out on

more junior year you missed out on. first kiss like minutes should happen. Then it didn't cause if you had to six feet and when she did get caught smoking weed the fight. The big fight was that you were not being safe, Yes, I have your own we'd yeah I dub your own joints, which is hard to come by as a kid yeah. Let's I go into my man cave which I'm pretty sure they did, but it's, but then we, so that the internet we got, we got electric cars will be. Lost the conquered, thus but I think it's coming back, I think there are only it's gonna be the concord, but that fast, and I don't think is going to have a debate. Why did that nose dip? I dunno cause. It was so fast. It was like sleep. It would just go like that. Yeah I didn, t, grow in time issues she studied determines who, like the concord Could this be the sound of the speed of light, and I was like this- is

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He was at the launch pad now, yet he was like one of like reagan's spokespeople, and so he was at the launch pad and he had to go on camera thing, Nancy Reagan pulled him aside, like you're. We need you on camera to tell you It's gonna be ok, I love is heavy man, I'm just like an actor. He still ralph Is you know that he was? Is that why he was there because it was ralphie time yeah? It was ralphie time and he was like it was all about learning and chris Mccullough was the join us. I'm crazy about that. they were alive the whole flight down what yeah, now there's a great documentary on netflix about about this. Yes, yes, it is great and it's and it has fucking, Peter billingsley in any talks about like like have you, is there for the launch she was. There is like a celebrity to watch the laws and then they,

one beside that, we need you to go on air and like talk to the country, go on the final flight, wait. So when it blew up they they would survive. The explosion, pull up the real fact but so they survive the initial explosion. If I'm not mistaken, they had rate. Contact with them. Falling to the earth, now think they're alive for like a minute and a half. Oh my god, I don t like fucking terrifying. She when you think, like, I think, sometimes the the solace in in like a plane crash some like that is that you think is guy pretty much happens: instantaneously, air and you're, just because two black yeah not any my plane crash, dreams, If you have those yeah album of all the worst, is when you're on a plane and you have it. I always get them where I'm like. If, if you're, if you're, like sleeping, if I

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it says it wasn't an explosion. So yesterday they could have yet definitely been alive. It is just not another there they have. I am almost certain us all this. There was they were I'm sure. We are fighting to SAM Tripoli, but they were like fuckin and they were listening to them. Going like oh boy. This isn't good. Oh my god yeah I feel like it says. The challenger didn't actually explode the fuel tank. No you so all I know is I was in, we were all but I mean every kid in america was in watching on tv and ask her plot and then and then challenging jokes happened immediately after that right. Yeah I well remember: Dmitri Morton had a television he deaths very for sino stand up, he would read. Miss diary go here

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stay. History is how the name of it at the helsinki pulled up disdain history right as the best fucking podcast in the world, it it is. Is it disdain history? It is an issue I will as yet eighteen minutes gradually it's the best and so not disdain history class. Its I'll, tell ya. Garrison, we did a thing like that? Call the writers, almanac most about writers, but it was just all whatever happened on that day. Such a nice way to wake up, just turn that, although some of them, it knows the it's it's time I must say the wrong name is called on noise or is the name of the podcast network? and you say you want beyond this part has got history daily, no there's no baby being on it, but the other two I was watching a history daily and it this is it out. So far good and so today,

a bizarre massacre, others, and that is not the best way to wake up. Now I see we formally put four hundred slaves on a ship from england, and the captain misdirected his shift. Those want his spagna an aim, or jamaica realize he's gonna, totally wrong direction and then they started run out of water. This is what they say is what they said. So they're like in maritime laws lost freight is lost freight. If it falls option falls of ship. They killed first, like forty slaves, all women, children than a hundred fifty slaves, and then they, capitalist slaves and then they went and they reported today. insurance company, albeit with some of our freight, want that money for an insurance. I know you murdered people, and then there were like another. It's not be a woman about it. That was their exact fucking words. Let's not get be a woman.

about it. Oh my god, it was freight they're, not people and laugh, and then they lost it because there are no they're fucking humans ass. I was in the best way to wake up today a good morning, but am hundred thirty eight enslaved africans by the crew british slave ship, the zone, and mason liverpool, but but if so, what I did it ever doubt? It was about her french revolution and about this guy who some scientists in the french revolution, but what regardless? What happens when others in this my it'll seep into my dreams, I shop in the french revolution, And so that's what you listen to it before bed, you mean, if you will listen, I listen to it. While I sleep at zero. What's great is it's history daily, so they've got fucking three hundred sixty five of the right. So what I do is I go back like six months play when I'm laying in bed, I fall asleep and then it plays throughout the night and it just it just it's.

I always think about that, because, whatever I hear last before I go to bed, it's on my mind and especially if you like, on the on the verge when you get up to pee or something it that your think about it's like its present right there and I watched I watched your story like a couple days ago like right after the holidays like leaving up, maybe writer, after thanksgiving here now and you had a lot of story pose. that night yea as I watched, and I just let it wrong. I just watch all of it and you were in my leap. Just like you're saying the errors I swear to god. I wish I were literally sitting with each other, like at once, we're sitting down and going weight is

my progress for europe has lets you, your personal, do my hat. You want do them both today and I think we can do it do have wine. Do you have anything to eat? I gotta opened a door, something I'm so far. I am so fucking heart. What is harry, I'm gonna get. Are we on fire? I think are on fire someone's it's definitely on bird is his His last time I was here we sat outside and I was really complimentary about how it opened up inside and now I'm wishing we were back outside because we might be on fire maybe they put air conditioning in it. I'm spilling some cool

it's a dangerous trend, it was the heat was in that room again right. Is it in ringer nest cams nest there They have the automated miss that, doesn't it never fucking war? I haven't done that. I've been hooked it to the rest of everything, I just have one where their madness camera that caught that goes to my office. I saw that what what So you take people in a dream: try to calm them down! You get them to go to sleep yeah! You do like hypnotizing. Almost it's not yeah, it's present and then you You take him on a guide and dream. Like you go like. I ran we're gonna, give you up because we're fighting dragons tonight, let's go down to the wizard and see what he has for you, we're walking down the stairs at beautiful, stairs cobblestone stairs. Are we the wizards ready for you, but first he wants you to have a diet coke.

Diet? Coke, the refreshing, always refreshing, and then you're in people streamed yeah. I saw doing like product placement in your dreams. So what was this This is the first time I had in this camera and I set it up and whose fault it was in like towards that's my arm. As and I went to denver, I was back stage a comedy works and I got the alert on my phone I'd, never gotten that before I was like oh yeah networks. This is cool and I looked at my I was running in the others and I that's my opening act. I said you know how What a cool beginning harm over, you you are on the road. You get an alert from nest in their some guy. Looking back in your camera yet- and that starts the harm of me- and you tell you if they get out of there and just as I said that bring it comes back, it's me again and that image came up with it looks like a guy in a trench, coat yeah.

Like standing in my office, and I called my wife immediately, unlike whose my office is that no one is mean your daughter in the dog is like we're in the kitchen. Bear he sang and like there's checked as it goes look and she wouldn't checked it out and like that, where this office is, there is no way to get like a reflection from the street. There's night, no reason, so I can only assume that it's a ghost wow yeah. Well, you know how they were breaking your house now is that The scary part, oh yeah, where we had to do to break into this light, when we were in the other house. We had this, ass we and built the main house. We just had built this ass, an it was right around christmas. Tom, and I were doing a do

Tom and I were doing a live, shows still during the pandemic. The pandemic we're doing alive, show with warren, sat for the superbowl bowl or no we're doing new year's eve shall read, it may be right and get an alert. There's someone in your will. First, while there are alarm, went off, and then we get an alert. There's someone in your thing and you're watching the guy trying to look for the round in the and yeah and it's and then you can just go alright, While the gods run away, and then it speaks to them. I think she is anna, but fuckin these who dickhead stole nothing? They got panic: storm. Nothing and then a promo out of it when we sold out our forget We saw the telephone, they made me so much walking monday's to idiots. What is reserved for the prejudices about. Jim you are voting on it. You put your put your headsets This is then breaking in our house, my god they dislike, What's he do.

Oh he's home of your past the the fuck, yeah. So I just my jesse cluttered with no problem. They catch him. Now, half a million views. The guys came over the years. We sold the tickets. I was talking to like he broke into my house, and then I fucking turn it into your amazing yeah. If you, the only one that would think to make that white on this It's actually them walking indoor vulcan allergies then they see minutes

that's amazing. They never caught him. Now. Actually the police came over and there were like that, one gonna try But what they're like as a pandemic. Unless it's a violent crime, we don't really care, and I was like what you mean geez and there were there were copper fans. I ended up taking pictures with them. They were like, but I guess I mean you're fine and the like a war. What do I do they? Do it again? They're like? Oh just let why I like to just let them break and you have nothing in their value cause. I spray you down, they're like just let them break and don't ever come on we're trying to stop at doha, but bland, and I would get in the car and drive over your every fuckin time. Let you know it I will greatly am george. cargo stolen and lee low jack. That bitch found out where it was drunk. to where it was found that car I walked behind it and waited for the purpose to come out while she the cops and they drove out. Why, the answer. Fucking extra then leant gently, and because we have- and those are the keys women just

I can get in the car and drives it away, leaves her car there gets to the car, drives away the fucking road and then lamp out a bunch of shit and they're the two idiots who stole it left stuck there. I stopped in there to dance like I got em I know who they are. I was like: oh we're not fucking with the land Jesus gs was a far from your house, yeah yeah. It was pretty far cheese. The taste of is she thinking the hands of fucking she's fearless and she, but but Leanna will also kill someone but yeah she like so the sky. We D, I must say that, as a matter of fact, she would kill someone she was raised as like you, don't you kill them and then drag them into your house already, because the alien's brain works, it's like no, you shoot them outside. Then you drag the body and then clean up the blood dragon them in and let him bleeding alpha. It's like ozarks, nearly fucking redneck. She she

Once I time we were homes, go trying to break into our anymore or house we're renovating over the old house, and I had a I had a That was, it was bare spray in it. So's. It was like robot. You know like that, respect, right and so on. The gun in my hand and the guy's trying to get over our little dog fence. Priscilla. My old dog was a hundred forty pounds is lose urban and the guy is absolutely does not give a fact he's getting into get our stove. He wants our style, it is dusk Well, it is not even fucking high out of his mind the gun, and I come out, I'm like what the fuck are. You doing brazil is losing her mind, going atom is like come on, get the fuck outta here and then I was like I was like dude No, this isn't happening. I pulled the gun out and I said, get the fuck over and he looked at me, goes up Lee shoot. Why am- and I realise at that moment I do not have what it takes to kill somebody

and Leon. Goes. Why didn't you hold them down What's she goes ain't? No, isn't it just, but just petrified how's the business. Call the jobs and so but I did it. I with georgia, while the jobs, why do you think you didn't? We did you feel bad for him when he says that were amazed that he was behaving, I'm a bleak. I may ultimately I'm a bleeding heart liberal. I am that's why I am is Such a human level- and I can't help it it's like I'd- love to be love to have a strong stance against homeless people. By understood his mental illness and that in it Those are just some of them are vets and that they fuckin signed up to a fight for our country. They came back to a country that didn't have any programme set up their ptsd. You got great companies doing great work to try to help them, but for the most part. Get. Everyone know: what's it like my war breaks out, I see the person in the homeless years than brutal, the homeless. So much as I see the person, so I

how's them down? I'll break guns sounds kind of suspect because you pull that out. They pull out a real gun. he had heard of is not the best is by the way I have weapon you could ever want. I have a taser gone right. Have you the shotgun, a shot gun yeah? I have so the shotgun buckshot in botswana, You just got alike like me in the neighborhood everything and then and then they have buckshot man they have. Replace you're you're, fuckin walcott, but over. That is that resources. It is then up overhead and Leon when we got the gun ends. I. you put one buckshot into scarab and then you did, the rest kills not once she's, ok no kill shots. I ain't gonna scare, a guy twice a scam one time, but then I'm gonna kill him It has no problem, not one. Problems. If someone broke into a house, I don't think

never regret it either. I think she may well that's what you get The her family or family was like that like yeah yeah. Is that why You gave her the bread immediately exam reveal MIKE january coming over issues. Sexy bringing brandy was deaf and bringing up. So I gotta talk to you about that. So I bread weaken this week. I will have been really in a bread lately like really in the bread, oh yeah yeah, like I've, been really in the bread in lights. good bread or any bread or will so what? we got. We had this dyke above he brought his own loads and there are small, but I was like there's something very, very different between that and white bread. Oh yeah, there's the texture that the taste is different, the even texture of the inside the bread on your tongue, tastes, different, yes, MA and and and the girls were here. At george came out with all their friends. They all stayed here and I was making breakfast sandwiches and I got really into bread. So, one day We got from like all right, I'm a make. Tortillas

I don't know them this well we're talking about. I dont know the science. Breton silent, stand how bread works, how any dough Uh huh is, I want to talk to you, but one of the things, so I dont know how to adorn away purchase lord at risk I simply use the baking greece from the bacon allows use area where I put it in the flower. Rightly delicious. I put a quarter of a cop enough into three cups of flour and then one cup of warm water. I don't know why it's warm, I'm guessing to help break down the the fat in the bay again ray and help it spread around I'm guessing here too able spoon and a half of salt used kosher salt, which I think might have been a mistake, yeah and then rough, and then I needed fuck out of it. No east he's gonna sample I'll call. You are. This is for the treaty. That is that the treaty is first and foremost, I will say: it is extremely streamlet

around toward the various not by not really serve other one, Well, they have little tortilla hands that our rounds is that'll help you we can share. That is pretty tough to get through one piece by sulphates like jerk. It's me. Is the border jerky gov labour, that is it now, and so workers governing bacon flavour if you really are a jerk yeah, it's white with bacon jerky on a carb turkey, it is jerky it it it's delicious, though it's not bad I got very difficult to make oh reader with others about there's always the tryin will, and it's going this break yeah yeah. Issaquah told me: I need to make chips with it really like, like you kind of stumbled on something with the bacon fat. Why have or working

none of it in there. I said that I like cleaned it like I, I I I fed it through a things got all to just get out of it. It's good no, I like it, but is top its low, tough show, but a problem let us first day was it very up. Or was it actually loosened over? So so what is, what have? What is the? What is the breakdown of bread at what is like, when you does, it said you'd needle to rest for an hour, and I did and it didn't move right, expecting it to be thy word, but there was still part of the bargain rock right I'm assuming, if it had it raises, so the yeast is what makes it raise right right rise again, the left these.

Yeah, there's no used where you are aiming to make. Turkey is also trying to make sure to shine majority advised it. I would imagine so like I was thinking because I know you, you derive joy out of sourdough young and I want to derive joy of shit. Yeah, like so liane fuckin, lemmings dud biscuits Also, the georgia comes home she's. friends here. They all party in this doubt delightful the fuck a morning right, ten the morning in areas like I'm a make biscuits for the girls so nice. And so she makes amazing fucking biscuit- has amazing and then georgia comes down and she's like oh biscuits, and then I was like I was like. I make breakfast sandwiches like no mommy bread biscuits. I was like fuck that he felt left the next day. I go. I go fucking biscuits are making breakfast sandwiches and she's like

she's like well, I'm gonna make some biscuits just on the side. I guess they want them, and I was like so. The girls come out of it and take my thunder to interpret. I made amazing breakfast sandwiches, amazing egg bacon but no eggs, sausage and other carter, with a very little analyses, which is, I think, a norm, people eat. That's really. I have cheese. Pouring off the science. I now the cheese is really the thing all my gun at roulette to it. And that's that the average we get really yeah fresher, rubella d I must have to catch up on these on mustard all day. Long and workers are catch up and pepper. Yes, that's a big new york. They now it's too sweet. I m not. Will I hadn't worked I'm down so how I said, one of the hotels is so high that they put us that whenever we do starve, yeah and and There was a delhi around the corner, and I think I said breakfast sandwich geneva, there will again pages,

forming and he put catch up him and pepper. I brought it nowhere near and it was really is good pledge, rim dijon, Austria on an exam would ha dijon and irregular is really pretty great for real yeah, but flower water salt needs to the only things you and good bread really flower water. salt in east Sonia right. The kosher saw this little. To course, yeah cause you're doing is when you first mixing that together at first it's just that the flower in the water and flowers, soaking up all of the water and becoming pliable and stretching, and then, when you add in your yeast or a case like a sort of starter. The east is like this gloomy thing: that's just east that creates activity that creates this the airiness that starting to make it rise and expand. So so, when you add a starter to it,

your start or as the in fact the yeast right, that's the east and the stone. I was natural used like that's how they that's an old art it right they didn't have store by east back thousands of years ago, but they were just there like your tortillas, there was always flat reds europe that things like that open then, when somebody somehow realised that putting flour and water in a container all of a sudden. He would start to bubble, it became active and what then probably know at the time was that yes, that's flying around us went into that ball. And started munching on, the flour and water mixture, and it created this culture, creates this bacteria, yeast culture and so so when they added that to do their job, All the sudden, from your Twenty two, a fluffy love. How great you think, fuckin that first fluffy loafer it's never gone back, it's like the greatest dimension. I mean people talk about bread,

non stop to this day, of communities, whether Aspirin or not, is bread like this whole ukraine thing like the a lot of the wheat comes from there, and people are freaking out. We're not going to be able to have weakened the bread. It's like it's it's! once they discovered there was no going back dismayed eu us better and happier other ardor, your other bread, guys that you go to like another's san francisco bread guy, I went to the one down by the war, for they got the oldest starter in them, or the like, but like they go, this it called mothers on getting some people got a mother superior hottest, starter, Anne and so Leon had a land had a starter from Jerusalem nor yet back in the day while she got it from One of our friends is orton. Jus and they brought over. They say we want you to have. You might want deserts julie over this. How do you jerry, you add to your mother, your started, you gotta, keep feeding

So now, in my refrigerator is amazing: jar filled with about three of them. and their living things. It's like having a pat it's like this living that story so when I've been like I've been on the road, so much like up until now, like I'm just gonna like done for the year really gelled. Three weeks I have yeah like I went super hard up into the special and then like for more. We, after that was It's like the conference hold on. That's the difference, a comic and a guy who does a special comment goes hard as fuck for their special and no one kind of a rubber. I don't even need to talk about that. I wanted to wait to see what how do you? How do you add your e, so I was on the road so much so I would only come home widely literally text means that did you move out Tell me you're consequences garden, so matter, and I would come in. I would only every day and it was kiss my wife and kids say the animals and feed my

starter, resides keep it alive. You can only live for about a week in a half without my care. What are you and what you just but water on it? You take it out, and now you put it on the scale and you have equal equal amount, flour and water to the mixture and basic, basically feeding it and all the bacteria in theirs. I go finally, whose if it doesn't have anything to eat sorts eating itself and then turns the alcohol and then it dies hold one is this how we get alcohol that we get yet as this fermentation. This is how we get up using different things. Using barley or using grapes were why This is a great charging. Doesn't like Ruby, read to me. I remember hearing about this, but I didn't follow it and now you're saying it's gonna make, so we so. yeah cause. I can't believe it. It turns into alcohol, turns into hooch. They were called huge they'll, be layer of alcohol on top of the like, when you on a given

elected it. For long enough, it's going to have this thing of alcohol ends up in the mood you get, you would get drunk off. So how so have you ever? Have you given people? Your starter? I have like and you ve been like yours. That would give a little bit and then a lot about, and then they just feet it and it's just grows then, is up to them to keep it alive. Why now like making your bread that I brought you today. I yesterday. Yesterday morning, oh my god, I ate another one of your breads someone game over someone came over and they I d just on your part, gas in their like the like, hey, he's on public aid and is so we could have it on your part costs and I was like forgets and I opened it up and then they got to to leave and it was on the table and I was just like us good, seeing you thank you. So market lose a great it's. It's so fucking good, It is really get the flavors really rich that's out of story can mean that now much better. Are you today at bread than you were when you started imo lot better at it. A lot better. Your bread,

but the one I gave you a little flat because I had to kind of russia. We are aware, for the weekend with my parents and stuff and so had only today. I would like to have extended the little more, so we want the process of making european structure of it for the bread to come out really good. Instead of needing the hell out of it. This is no need bread. We stretch involved what you're doing here stretching the dough unfolding in itself and east and me doing that you take those gluten strands, stretching them out and then putting him back. on each other like within that that's gluten, that's the structure and the more you manipulate it if you would, just need it, you're, just you're, just getting that's a stronger and stronger the gluten strands are resisting, and then you let it rest, and it just like forms like this little like market picture, and then you need it again in that it becomes even more firm and that's where you get the like, really good. Like out of the hole two holes inside it and stuff. That's cause have water, that's caused by war.

what really they are, the more water, the more hydrogen you have, the more air pockets you'll have that's what the holes are air pockets. Like when you say like. Are you better added? I am but the The reason I really love doing it there's a lot of reasons. You know feeding my friends of of chemist What's a global in advance, the quota thing you can do it's really. I had a friend yadda tried a widow me, I'm buddies lemme take up. Her must take up. A hobby birthday, I'm widow you a bare, and I got this to see this Austin. You know who did this peter you're the best for your star. It started with this sort of this bear any started. Cramping as it will do is born is like flitted over

as opposed to learning it and starting with a clean one. He just put a bear underneath and literally just drew a picture of a bear on any dugout yeah. That's not going to be that satisfying, but it's a lot like comedy bird like as good as you are accommodate. You been doing it for a really long time. They're still. humbling part to this because you could be off It- could not that's great, you gotta have a night, that's just kind of funky or you try something new and it see you get on your ass and that never goes away regardless of how long or how great a comedian you are saving with the bread. It's like the bread I gave you today is going to taste great it'll, be even better tomorrow morning, really yeah, ok I'll, wait! Till tomorrow morning, yeah, I gotta fucking fly tomorrow morning or you do a home. I get a slice of bread. How great would it be a piece of toast or lots of butter a little bit of salt and then out the door? Then what I'm doing tomorrow? But it's humbling- and it's like ever it's very much like stand up. It's like that's kind of a

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They share. They give oh so good, buried the arguments making this over. Then you watch debate at all. If it Couldn't stop eating it. You know you made something good. I couldn't stop your your bacon tortilla my daughter wasn't a huge fan. It's good! Thank you. Thank you. So so then, ok, so I'm making a loaf of bread pretty basic. So but like sour those listed as its own thing, because you have that sort of thing I knew will create that taste but you can make all of those breads. They ok call for yeast you use a sour those starter in all of those breads, and it would still be tat. nuclear sourdough, but you use and you can use other kinds of yeast and you know manipulating the flavour of it like leant. What I'm really answer was that proper nickel, like that's my next thing, that I really want to get into like those german dark, yeah heavy breads harold. So what are you what's? So? What are you doing? You need rye, it's there

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two eggs out just a bottom put em on external in and not an end like in, like a glass in like a bull rang like a bolt on Japan and then the two eggs in there over easy. In the wake of all as a glove underhand flips them in the ball here and then slides them into the bread. You have two eggs side into the bread. Little hot and then shaved poor. Like shaved, dried pork and sprinkles it in salt, and she gave me one- and I was like there's no way. This can be good will because, the bread is so air. And a light yeah that when the egg breaks it falls apart inside the bread in the bread soaked stood up on your having it's, not it involves, looks it looks more like it's similar to what you know. It's that looks like a hero who likes the earlier ones digitally he's I've been

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Actually, my hungry and you it just take a bite, I don't like examines, is just take a bite and everyone would be like Yeah was the best steak sandwich. I've ever had in my life, and she would pull just enough hot sauce about the problem. When you have a personality like mine, is everything has to be an excess? Is the only way I think I'll enjoy it yeah, but then sometimes a little bit of hot sauce yeah goes so much further than I can't breathe I'm sweating an idyllic ownership. My pants, you do the thing where you start to eat something: that you like and start panicking like you haven't, even taken a bite, and yet you are already panicking there's not going to be enough you don't have a fucking like you, like We had sushi last night and, like I've, never work It's order, food and looked round us, so the right am I keep except. I only stopped because it socially unacceptable. Do you like it? I think that there is no getting whoa. I remember fucking sick stomach it,

we just because I'm starting to get looks from other people. Yeah, I'm fine. Exact idea. Why said is an obsessive thing. I have friends to it. So system from the new york times. He was during the pen I'm a key, miss coming into the office so much he started trying to perfect examined. City would get every day on his way to the office and he realized he had to rapid in the paper and let it sit for a minute right! That's such a key element is to have that you thought he had all the ingredients so wise and still the same experience any conflicts here was it's just because I'm missing going into the office, the physical part of it, and then he wrapped in a paper and others I can bring yet is brilliant, that's fucking we're on a river. we on a river in here ro were was in

I fall in mink. I. I can tell you exactly phenomena. Go there on my way home there I did not. I guess I tell you what I'll I'll I could. I. I could get into that. But I get out of it. You know what we did got. You know what we got, which is really great as a pasta maker. Oh yeah, really simple, you put the egg, you put the flour in return on and it pushes it out and you can actually taste the difference. I made pasta on something's burning once oh yeah and not, and you had to roll it right. That was funny shit air, I'm telling you. I had an italic on that episode and he fucking was like I've, never had food, this good good, yeah nights and when you the example just the other day. I knew I was doing side biscuits. Did she steal thunder or the kids into the side biscuits. So I stole everyone's thunder, I'm

really took my time on these sandwiches. I your eye. I'm learning that and then I brought out presentation was brought about big trade now made for an item that was like my colleagues. I wanted them to fight over the year after I my dad got one name, but when a credible in half so all the girls had it. My georgia's friend daisy, I shall go on. I think lands pike ass may be should be spent on mine with whitney, as she does she's a pr for us when we do for loaded right. She genuinely appreciates food. They should focus, can a care, but she is off and she bought the sandwich. You put food and part of this kid and she she's gone it'd, be that one day I'm gonna happen reads like a lunatic. Like of attack, my go do with the with two Get the kids on your side is

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Ok, why am I making this? Europe will have their spending their whole lives, the subway as perfected, the fuckin baha I mean that subway bread. I remembered the at the subway, the first and I was like lol and great that's. Why wait. Some of you said to me one of the best smells yes the smell and I will end I think it was shane gillis and I think it was shane torres and he was he was like someone making bread, The greatest smell no earlier and that's that that's that's another party, while in like feeling my with that what's so my cool it so such a cool thing like it really a year. Now I really is I mean. Look, I wasn't looking I just a few. told me how to do it, Sounded weird and the sound of start. I never knew what a start away. I sell my family, my daughter, goblins started for me for christmas, really For that story, and then I just did I wasn't looking to get into this. You know and then

it was so satisfying and it made him one so happy. It feels good to give someone something and watch them guy who actually, I the really good yeah yeah, it's nice to know. It really is. Unlike now like when I talk and stuff like people bring me bread backstage and stuff I flight attendant on american airlines come up after the flight using how was the bread. that's a parking grave. I made. I may round brought the other day you dim. Yes, I threw the nursery wouldn't know that made turkey broth. Also I made bone broth, we were in a we. We're we had a fantastic chef per Bachmann he's got a restaurant called slab, we had him come over and he did a a dinner for us. It was a birthday gift that one of my my that my management company given me, and so he brought over these amazing thomas

These are. Why do a five? Why you from snake river, like just fucking, any brought it and there were some random numbers any gave us all the bones. Are you up? The bones at the summit on the bus that line up drunk I go in I just load all the bones and a ball and in a pot, big pot, and I struck in the boats and one onion and onion thought caravan carried, throw two closer garlic to hot wire is: did you know you were doing. You did not know what I was doing it all at all. It just I cook at all and so little that I cook it all that's mushy is fuck, to bay leaves in yes monsieur spock. I take out the bones and then and then I just mash up everything like mad Imagine thinking I think he was going to multiply and get thick yeah. It did not. I then had to strain it, and then I was I will understand my bone brought takes with women ring above all on the road for health reasons. Why I pull brought his amazed.

was so fucking good airily and it was like I mean everyone. I gave some of the girls in their like whoa. I did not expect that well and then it may take a stronger and the room. No, it's to community. Now all you see the better how to give all brought no its mark. Your is tricky, Clear your brain into thinking that you ate, I guess so you don't eat as much so you have a bone broth in the morning I mean a trainer, makes it with a farm fed but broader butter good for digestion and got health, maybe anti aging That's why I do it I made I'm not hell. I made a turkey roth also, the next day he did, and I have six jars of that g. We everyone drank the boma bumble went the next morning. The next morning was done. Everyone had of a bone brought well here's a cuban brought take it. I know that everyone says that the fat most fi into it

none of that I wanna live forever. I put it in the fridge and let the fat on top, and then I tear it off smart. So you get a little fat, but not the fuckin mother, lode of fat. You want to live forever. Yeah me too, what are you? Two? Are you looking waits yeah? I really near that's the rogan mentality. I now I always feel like it's so funny get around showing you like. I've been doing pushups he makes you wanna talk about and then as soon as you do, you feel so stupid or we better than we did a hundred pushups a day for sober october here, and I will tell you this number one. I definitely what I can do. Ships are high anymore, pushups never been able to do, but more importantly, two. I notice, when I think you notice endeavours my special because my shoulders. Look a little better at certain angled. My chest doesn't look is falling apart. I get right

the period where my chest just looked like it was falling apart, yeah, and so that is one of the things I don't want to have like a. I don't want to have like a like. I caught like a beach bar bouncer. tat, see here I want to have just I just don't look at me. Look ok, cad that such another level, because I really like I mean you showing it all yeah, oh yeah. I mean that's got it's like yeah man, that's a whole nother level. You don't like, like a cover up. I could throw a t shirt on in a blazer, and I put a Well, you look good. skinny only it's a good blazer! I was worth taking pictures with george. I read about just like for the show yeah this is us, I'm a pretty good shape it. This is me and a shirt other normal fucking person, yeah with a nice down angle, yeah levant, normal fucking, pursing stud and then the sure comes off my letters that yeah that's I mean there's no me, whenever I don't give a fuck your ears

I don't care but like, but but here's the thing with pushups my shoulder: our sore just I think I'm getting older and it's a drive in order to do my hundred as I'm still doing still doing it. I'm still doing one hundred not every day but like sundays, like today, I did I'd have forty I was like I'm gonna call it at forty excited a bigger workout around it. Okay, and yesterday I had a bench press I didn't do. I did one. Seventy ten times while five times many so so on, I'm trying to say shape, but the hunter push of are than last this month. I added its watts. Do it may and that started? fucking, my hips up immediately tat. I now that's the thing that enjoys about purpose so so this december, we are doing Five pushups: what is it? Five pushups five squats five berbeus every day and every day you add another. Five

right right peter, what is it peter. hey. What are we doing with berbeus in and squats and push up this month? The first day, then adding? fifteen, but those five adding fifteen. I don't know if it's not fifteen, that everything will be doing a fucking three thousand. That's fine is right. At the end, last the last day we're going to one hundred and fifty push ups hundred and fifty burpees, and one hundred squats hundred and fifty burpees. You might not survive. That was that right. I can't be right that so many burpees how the fuck are we doing? One hundred and fifty birth someone's not in control here that can't be right. It's probably ya, bourbon he'll kill, you would do a mexican barbie's to let a fat out or to imprison

burpees to you? Then I don't give a fuck some, the the prison burpees. Well now I edit the prison Bart one because it just sounds all about like who you know. I've only seen mexicans do them, but do them and their covered competent to do so. I d like what they do is a spectre stomach here. So you do a barbie typing, right instead of clapping over your head? You punch yourself. Oh that's what it is I yeah so journeys by typing mexican barbie organise a thing They ve got recipes prisoners. Honey is deleted all in all in prison cell therapies. I albert burpees, you punch your stomach, the they her away. Stop. What about cardio, you don't do any cardinal ran three miles to elude three I'd run every day you do so. This is and so jeez that's irregular screwed it.

Bobby Maxwell, its Bobby Machabeus roaming. Our short is if it can be a roman, So you do. You can't do appropriate irreversibly. So shout shower well yeah, once you're jumping up at the end and clapping over your head, you're asking for trouble yeah. So that's a start go to print. What a sprint either side of the room get me out of this one. Is this guy doing what's wrong with you, maxie mass. Yes, I know come attitude. He looks like he's in jail. Oh, this is a so called guy boy, Oh my Al Jazeera guide this guy's achelous falk and in great shape. I want, I think, I'll, follow him on. Aren't you ever to look like that through? This is a prison style, barbie's. Just go for it, so they got that seem his stomach and they go.

And then go go punch themselves in the stomach and use you just pose at the boom boom then used you and they you look around like yeah. That's right. I ended up fuckers yea, there's no jumping owner. Why you punch often the stuff, because you want because that's bad ass, you like punch myself you William, As with this they does the barbie. Ladies back up in just looking at everybody from a machine he's very agile. He is he's doing these and cons. He's agile and there was this once again that a similar faster. Do you think there's a bird? Do you think there's anything to that punching yourself, or is that just the style? I think it's just so you look tough yeah cause like shut hanks was the first guy cheese, ain't, hey thanks. What's his name Tom Hanks son yeah such as chet hanks, but I think cheese things

Chad hanks was the first person I saw do these and by the way tat hangs his fucking yoke right now really really out. But today the first person I saw duties and who is doing a hundred a day and he's getting an ok shape. That's that day. That's him! That's him young right typing! Today. Today his fucking jack she's. That's him! Now I don't know you gotta go to and stir that might be him me just he's jack Now, a little bit about interesting guy yang looks interesting. You know anything about it now: nothing, oh for real nea for the most interesting acts, hungary really, and that saying a lot concealing readers his mind, he right and and

in times his dad and his brothers column right. He is by far the most fast. standing hanks. Why? What does he do a wrapper? He speaks in patois. He was the first guy to coin the phrase white boys summer, during a black lives matter supper is, but it like you know we're way. He survived. All of our like yahoo, like climate pilot, why I m like you're, not supposed to like him. I guess behind some love em, I think he's fucking malaria. If I get a kick out of czech law like the key does like pull up to. In talking impact while he was on the red carpet with his dad likes to tell me what you think about your dad's movies, like bujak boudicca Bloomberg, like daddy, going to be who bought into that lie by by their disagreements, but you've got to put that, but it's, but by the way I love

I love this energy if my daughters were half this fuckin and think I'd have a great career as I can. I be that does is to suggest him he's reprieve herbs. Mother fucker came a red, just get him talking impact Is it a real, busily got bigger? no more nylon, massive, its habits that banana com instead from that gold and gloves but I thought I was there in an hour what's on, why? What got bigger small name, dear tat. I want to say this: if you could do a celebrity seep sleep away camp.

We can send our kids to you and then you can straighten them out. I'm so tired of my daughters, not enjoying that. I am on fucking netflix, anything they fucking. They have no interest in sharing in my celebrity, but you seem to be fucking loving it so take my daughters were going to With georgia- and I just want- if I Google glass, so we get along with his then who's that lobes, that's great, that's great, It's just that. You are always have your kid is not on drugs. He sober, he doesn't do fuckin mean look, there's some kids out there. Some celebrity kids that are fucked, yeah yeah he's an interesting fucking. Dude just comes in his own little package and he's like, as he makes stuff. Oh I don't think so. The is makes me music fuckin and lobbies tat it up, but he's like

see I watched him. He got into a fight with his girlfriend his girlfriend they're, getting assaulted herself and then tried to blame it on him and he was leaving. He was bleeding and you're like and then ass, one! That's! When you fall mummies had hangs. Could you go? Could you please you I hope this comes out right. I hope chats watching this, and I hope you understand that a fan rarely see thee. the sincerity in his character throughout all of this is eyes is that is the most famous for king actor in the world, I am I of a joke about ago. Do you think tank like I remember having to listen to the girls, talk about softball practice and I just performed in my first arena and I was like It didn't really address the fact that, like argument, softball thousand real aside and there, like

lands, ok George, you gotta basic, as I don't give a fuck about a basic and and I used to say you think, like it was hard for it. Thanks. You like almost seventy pounds, the fucker it's about waffles for I'm on a dime. I have a movie coming out. Let's fucking focus on daddy wouldn't go to my oscar yeah. So I think that's how the sausage is made is that's what happens when we got? We got the best parts of tarmac right when we did Tom hanks Like my dad yeah, we saw my bosom body over eight exact. I saw I mean all think about a great tub full of time. It will be gone, APOLLO forest club apollo. Thirteen philadelphia Here he made aids accessible. green mile grandma was the one where he is sally redemption road or the one reads the fuckin gangster he's.

These had so passed away. Come on. Castaway woody in are worthy, of course,. There is no point. You raise ball big earlier me. We all of that rising food. road tradition is really getting that he's. Our mother, Teresa yeah, our mother trees was little bit of a cut, a guy, a mistake. Hurt my cousin better really yeah she's a little. I mean look she's running a business. You know the fucking lady was in calcutta. You want to be in calcutta, probably not so bill. I can beat a memory of my time but she's in calcutta where the lepers and you know, and that's her gig thing yeah. So every now and then she'll be prickly. I hear, of course, but saving private ryan. Oh my private ryan, splash. Oh my! come on mars, cool and nothing in common with Jackie gleason, just nonstop

drag natalie business, sadie, seattle, turner, nine, sly guidelines, moraines turner and gooch. He is Amazing he's amazing so like, so like so here The thing is right: so serious dad with a worlds greater. He heard the words grow. Surgeon is saving lives every fucking day right. If he's in short with his children, we get home. Then let's cut in this right. saying tat. I must inform the baghdad yet, but there are times bigger. Function as life. We wasn't around of courageous. Had we had to go, someplace check gave that to us. He allowed us to have that runs like yours. I came in You guys are share my dad right, but just not going to speak about one. The red card is a you know, I'm gonna be tat it out with stuff. You don't understand. I mean yeah visit.

That's another good reason of the At the time that we grew up in big, We got to go on the Tom hanks right, it's like being a yankee van and having cheater go through you, gotta have cheater ok, let's especial time! Ok it could you argue, that's a great fucking point we got hanks did. Did we live. did we get the greatest movie stars of all time? Well, let's talk about the sun about my daughter generation. Who's, a big movie stars right now, If ye shall remain in these enemy boys sparkle. Am I what his face styles view, as it is becoming a movie star, now, yeah yeah, they got like take their movies. where's aren't like ours. We got Brad pitt Tom hanks And bright eyes nicholson albert gino,

we're deniro happens near ohms tom cruise rose when even the washing then after I am just rising. I don't Denzil washington come on Tom artes, fucking awesome, oscar streep come on dude okay, the greatest of the greats, so is there a website that compares don't go to oscar isaac? I think I know some of my cousin's girlfriend and the I mean what generation we got ass generation, a movie stars, yet it is pretty great. I mean because they can you go you ve got before us and you get the you get the jimmy stewards but as bette Davis, John wayne's. You know what I mean like. but then you know the difference between the while you know that that generation was. Perjury sky hundred greatest movie stars ever ever

chop lynn and then here's the thing. Ok ready! This is a know that Catherine, I don't mean to sell. I woke him walk over here by the of our generation, got fact. Think of how many great beautiful, storing women just did like a role or two and then got phased out. They were women and a hollow It was just tearing through them mia because this generational women have more of a voice, so there'll be bigger female movie stars starting three years ago, what the fuck or whatever for years. It's an interesting point because, like when you go when you do like bette Davis and katherine hepburn, I mean there's not like the huge number but those that they went to into a career, you know what I mean they went for a walk, entire it you're right. it's like during our time. It was like the kind of

If you are, if you're close to forty, they were done with you. These are all men there, all men there Marilyn Monroe there look at that. I mean that level of, like johnny, rider Mitchum robber, mitcham, burt, lancaster, kirk douglas william Holden, those guys that was a whole different level or even mentioned clint eastwood like there was a also with a level of actors that came out of the war out of that. Second, like Those guys were steve mcqueen like a different level of masculine leading men I put put in.

Or like a lady, it's hard worn around rando who would be like we didn't have brando reading that we didn't have brando, he was well. We did. We had them on the champ isla vista, DR moreau yeah apocalypse. Now we had them kind of, but but he's really are as godfather, we had them. Oh yeah, we got them in the godfather yeah come on ingrid men. I guess a kind of bleeds over canada most beautiful woman, audrey audrey hepburn, can I say, I would like to see a movie with audrey happen. And brad pitt. a movie I think, with audrey hepburn and humphrey bogart, it's kind of inappropriate. It looks like he's, know: dude dayton, a young girl, judy garland jody faster merlin caitlin, It is raining, halley husky, I'm just putting this out there. Never too. You know my wife. I have no plan. Of cheating on my widen, however, keep blanche. If you stepped

me, when I've had a couple of cocktails in me- I'm sure there's when she's going to woman, I'm in europe when I'm in europe, how old is she she age appropriate? Yes, she might age, she's, a welder. no kidding. I did I'm putting people instead of fifty four more say fifty three, fifty Three k blanche: it. If you stepped me at a pub in england, this january, you try to kiss me, I will kiss you back or will catch you by and I will take the charge at kissing, cate blanchett. I will take the charge. I will deal with it at home. to deal with it at home. She is so fucking beautiful. She is so so fuckin beautiful glad that you got that offer giving cable to attracted to me at all. Now,

you know you always gotta, be like alright, I'm not the only one that thinks this about cate blanchett dating who is she dating? I bet you are best shoes, but she's dating minds, when it walter by the way for real I let's get her now I couldn't let you andrew up trees, a pencil says he play for here's a grace kelly and where we will, I got a shot you giving me what yeah you know how much money Andrew upton has for real of current oil? That's ladder boyd fuckin voting boy now has been that's her husband in Austria. Import playwright, and these lay ratatouille sixties age, appropriate. Oh, my god, you

a chance. I gotta show you bet you keep doing your burma out of pocket. You get up to a hundred berbeus, you ve got a real shock and what you're better get knocked out the pub by andrew is goes right by a playwright. Would punch you right in the face and a pub? He would love to pay or looked kids for kids. She has kids wow, Matt Damon, her kid look at that yeah. It looks like young and dumb way, yeah there are those who hear young, Matt Damon. Look at this. This is old. That's when she met a personality. We can just tell you that right now, well, by the way, I'm joking with an artist, and I definitely just got kik what they are right now they're like yo. We want her to read for this kate, upton movie or cate blanchett. What do you think she would change her name because of kate upton yeah? It's like he's, like my name will your guy. I think that's, probably the only think, she's thinking right now, as I don't see myself being kay creature, she heard a peculiar alexey, keep glance at the beginning and now

just lost a plant she's yeah. I don't like to talk about my art, my dear you law acting and now paparazzi all you care about them. Take em pick Those are my in the book. I wonder, what's more offensive you calling for this pictures he doing that horrible acta as looks fucking, slamming the bikini worship bore fucking kids bullshit Bullshit get my wife but you see bird. This is the problem with hollywood, we're saying why are there all those women up there with all those men and you just salivating looking at her and her underpaid lance it too oscar nominations. Five after three back to awards five golden globe. Nominations: three golden globes: eight foot: What nomination is that she's one of the fifty greatest actresses of all time put Ingrid Bergmann receive she,

it's a candle, but the thing about Ingrid Bergman is that she was one of the biggest stars in the world and just stopped no yup. She was like I'm not doing it anymore and I'm going to go live my life. What does she sound like? Does she have a swedish accent? Yes for real? Yes,. I don't know anything about Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca or it's not. You kate! yeah a blogger elegance just lived on the open, coppery side, herschel fat, ankles, yeah they didn't event barbies back those both sides, I propose to ITALY, and that is the plug in being that it is so wrong with bare ever do that in front of your wife, all you do it because you I heard your points like I think, you're more beautiful than she is the abbot. They take it as well.

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nope, but I was like I'll drive. Everyone knows: mom can't drive, she's a woman and then one day the django's. You say that often enough you're not actually the character you're. Just saying like oh yeah, I was like. Oh did. I do it loud in front of people and they're they called on. I don't want my wife carrying my wallet. You know our women are with money she's going to go cheating charge at this is so interesting type in ok. What do we take all these great greatest email actors, evil, actress, zalzal, balikh, put them after the side. I think It is comedians of all time. Let's see if we're on that list, don't do that! there's no way we're this list right now, there's no way, it depends, does not have to give me a hand, Did our publicists do it? Here we go here we go here we go here. We go bill burr's on the fucking list, wow eddie, murphy, Bob newhart either that or and carry wonder flags were not, can even fucking close red fox, sir,

silberman, Jim Gascon, pat, not your base David tells how patent oswald lose with under the toast, but his name, dignity, sorrow. degenerates? Yes, fox worthy outages, David, I hope moms bailey more. This is bullshit yeah f that list just I've been fifty greatest white commit savers. This is another area at fucking, funny his greatest comedians of all time. Yes, some about the new special yours vessels are fuckin banging thing But really are you are you should give such a europe the guy that I always say like I said the rogue unless time with rogan you're, the guy already wrote the joke that I'm thinking of and already kind of stopped using in his act, and I go you did that you're like oh yeah yeah, but you're gonna. Do it too, and I'm like bah,

thank you that's very kind of you that we have that one bit the went viral be made people yet have you people are so great yeah. I made my own people yet was great I did it in boston at the wilbur, oh yeah, what a great place to shoot so great, what a great venue, what a great, how many c kills the energy? Not many. Really. How many is my director greg Jacobs, a great director and good friend? I we have very, very minimalist. You know we like scott in there. Didn't I, like all that much we just had a little on the side for the grainy crane and yeah. It was good and packed and that you know boston crowds were just such a pop jude, but they listen to shows there and better ready for a. Yeah. Well, it's you know it's that thing. It's like. I thought I did on the first show After the second show people like oh that as the one. I was. I it's the first one I had.

I did the so I was just talking about this. of club where we were released. Yet so I took it knows about it, but Why did my very first myself one show re. I thought I had a lot of aachen. Did he get? I did not part of you just happy you survive great yeah. Part of me is, like I remember being like so relieved that I did it that I just drove home and then went to bed drink didn't celebrate. I did my next special was the machine. I thought I murdered a shot of the irvine improv yeah. I thought I murdered it on the first show yeah. And Liam was like your little fast. and I was like- oh ok and we we got it everywhere. We oughta, but take your time. when this natural have fun it's so I got it or maybe I didn't

on the second show, and but the machine story went viral so that that was that rash regardless. I had good at a good machine story yeah, and that was the thing I needed yeah secret time. I did two shows in philly and I bombed on the first show. Now you don't palm it's so funny My my producer, tony Hernandez, is a longtime friend of ma'am. I grew up with him. He said to me: I do the first. We do six shows at the truck I film to my swamp in the last two first to shows, go off and murder. second, you shoulda goes off and I done straw, and he says to me ever use ever bomb and bomb, and I the oddly enough, you know what I sometimes it's. What I'm nervous black sometimes has just weird things: a fuck up like yeah in at the at the sydney Eyebrows yeah, I did that show and I stepped on the mic cord as I was walking

and, as I want to say, the punchline, the mic moved away like. It was like this one that I shit my mouth yeah, so it's the audience didn't hear the punchline and I submitted it. Never happens, but I mean that has happened. I stepped on the phone. My court on that show and I told him it was like there's a heckler, it was aiming outside. They made him stand in the rain. The fucking power went out. They were drunkest, it was just a thought. So when I did the second show I was like I'll. Never put myself in that situation again, did the same show had a good show right. When I did. I. A big boy. I was like I'm known for fucking shouts ray and I I don't feel like I'm at got it but, like I didn't get it on the first show. So I thought I got a lead mustard on my pants who the fuck. Let me the hotdogs in the middle between the two shows yet got it. The first show early gotten on the late show kind of, but this special I was like didn't on the first show killed it killed it killed. It

as I am done rather too shows make me nervous. Yeah I mean you definitely have to allow for weirdness. Like you don't know, you could just have one person that just yelling shit out. I had a guy, I d guy in the front row. Yeah, maybe No are you he wants to be an especial yeah, that's rough, so who do needs it just going with you. Is definitely like cross your fingers, but set was so tight. You know what I mean it was so long you been set, two years, two and a half years. You know, and it was it was really tat was really exactly what I wanted to do and say I I felt will, and I just there was a thing about once we said boston once you said wilbur, I just waxed. You know what I I just felt like we're gonna be good, the oregon big, I mean if I can, if a second do well in all these other places and small ex strange towns, I just felt like it this

beget, it'll, be it'll work in bosnia, heavy an end it when it ones that error on the thirteenth so yeah, then under the tuesday, nice, where you don't help in itself. Good holiday people want to like their right. Mind seemed is that to date This week, as the twenty third right, I'm yeah, ok, hang on for or near the twentieth. Forty five great great ride, yeah my meeting starts in twenty okay. is perfect. Timing can't get gave a sweep the thirteenth. Oh yeah, the next weeks of the next week's fuckin yeah, that's fucking right that members must nice time. Everyone was taken that weekend off raymond leading into christmas yeah, it's a fucking, good good run. Yeah, I'm opener people get to see it

These are called, went to jail eyes. What a day, what a day yeah yeah! Is it thematic now? But you know it's a little thematic and many other. I liked what it My last one was you're doing great and after that, Droplet raiders were hidden in the pandemic. We underline that when an end People like when I went back on tour were coming up in saying how it got them through the pandemic like it was because I was inspirational, doesn't cynical. It was like when you do. In great you're you're, even you can do this you can get through. I had no idea we're gonna be unlocked, but I was just telling people like you're doing enough. I feel it till like get you a bus in your ass. You like when I get to feel ok, Why do I always feel like I'm not doing enough, like being just became you're doing great. This is it of your ear. Now you have in your bag it this is, it will not. About this. You ve done it. You ve already done it and I just kept like writing. Tor that kind of attitude, so

a day just felt who feel like you could say it like you when I get up a came off when I say it every morning, when I walk in and my kids at air and others like what a day what a day, what a day against optimistic and then, by the end of the day, it's like whew, what a day yeah you know what I mean. I think it's I think it's I think it's important to to name the special something authentic yeah to you, I think I will I think that is awesome. I think that's great, especially something you said here, Heads in the morning that's fucking, oscars! That's where you do rate was too we ever we'd be out hustling. You know when you get the hot carvel with kids in you really gone from store to store and you gotta get the dog in and you do the thing and you know your kids are just gassed guy. If you were a kid you would be so pissed your dad He dragged me around town do this and I would just your rich traveling be like

one's doing great you're doing great. We've got twenty more minutes, you're you're doing great. I just have to go with that, and I realize I say what a day all the time to them. Also, and it's not real. It's is no. who says what a day I don't say it in the special really I just yeah, that's great, but it felt like it was that tone. I show the name of my special once in it yet Yes, my name its heart, like I like that when you I like, as a fan when you hear them save a thing. You know I like that, but I say what I said: the name of my special all the time the time I use this phrase, all the fucking time, all the fucking time. yeah yeah, and so once in the special I say at once in the special her body, and in its organic, but I liked ally. I liked the whole.

It's called. Have you had my breakfast sandwiches? It's called. Are my tortillas yeah? It's got a fucking plant yeah, it's called cause, it's statistics like faker yeah. It would be if I started dating k blanche it when I'm in Europe a lively and she leaves protests which he beast, which you. How sad would she be if you left for her? She will be sad to be mad, yeah glamorizing. It says he is angry right, so I guess he get angry. I shall get even yet She would do something to hurt me so bad. It didn't like this. He said she it's funny because she knows my sense of humour, like even the arabs we were looking at. Working at another house shot by another how her, and so she she

went to go look at in my energy, I'm don't I'm very I'm scared money as I live, scared money, yes, and so on. We don't look a thousand of them, and I This isn't about house like I would This is my this kind of house that makes me want to start a family because it goes on kids and I said no, my second family any goes that he and the ngos shut up. And so, and the guy goes away guys not married, and I go no. We are right now, but I'm I'm going to start my second family and I'd like to live here and and leanne goes. Your second wife would not be oda. By this house was, I my second wife isn't born. Yet lamb and the guy goes hold on exactly. What are you I'm so confused and she goes he's a comedian he's a comedian he's a comedian and the guy goes oh okay and then, didn't seldom get eaten candidate noise is left I trying to figure out his sales angle up here who is like

but I was able to. Whilst it was a beautiful house was a craftsman but there. With a set it weird on the lot haha and so they're, going to tear it down and now yen part of leanne was to save the Draftsman, beautiful stained, glass windows, yeah, we're fucked around one night and I was drunk mosaic. As I said, I don't need me fuckin money I gotta go because I'm a bible set up were like I fly first class wherever I want and she'll. Let me fight for that she'll. Let me fly private every now and then like it's. If it makes- and it s not expensive, I can do that yeah, but on an and I can invest in companies that are podcast sponsors I like ah so like I'm, not, I don't wanna go too into the weeds, but there's a few companies. I really think are awesome. Fucking companies right yeah, the union's less like it and that's the only thing I can do with my money. That shall believe me blindly and go like ok yeah,

a guy I just knew just do this company was. I knew this. I knew this company was fucking good. I liked ringing out of these gains are more important. Now. I remember well, unlike We all drink water, apologists yeah like that's what we do with so much cooler when it says and integrate conversations order. This is, fuck him, no brainer here for me. So that's what like so like, and I like what I fully loaded I'm. I invested all the money booms, her idea really, but that's all the money back into festival so that we could do not another year so that's why she loves me and then I said, were drunk when night mosaic and I was like. Were you to spend your money, her she's I'm has been your money on houses. I said honey. You can do whatever the fuck you want. As long as I can is on as always, we don't go broke, you can do it over the one race she has to. She said to me and like a earnest moment, I will come a real estate, mobile. well good luck re. She is yes, looks properties all day long, anything, that's anything it's in her price boy, yeah

Anybody enterprise point and has land now be great. I am if you tell us how she had this house in this. She searched high and low try to find this land. I wanted latvia and she felt she found this. The I we got this house for its fucking, is she murdered at first house are first house near our first I'll. She got at dirt cheap, wretch, was one when like two thousand eight was like if we don't buy, house right now ran will never have wealth in our family, and I was just scared money as a compromise I e on and on, and underline that guy can't care at all. I was bills, I can't promise gonna laughs forever like it and that's not good year. Here I got one travel. Gentle sober one sees that a change of every book and read said and bought that fuckin else smile when we are cancelled. I remember going by Israel's, although ass yours honey mortgages fucking, are more just like it won't dollars. He has nothing. Should

oliver money into it is. If we can't afford to leave here, we can afford limit at length of regular like wildfire guy she's right. so I'll have a great advocate of its above. The would be I would love to. I mean I'd love her candle if she fucks it up here, I'm still go with her, then with great exactly see you screwed up when I was grew down like I haven't. I forgive biggie planchet have yet my bacon tortillas its chris hands, were Chris homes were here, try to my wife right without a doubt, she's, kissing Chris Hemsworth, oh yeah, with out, by right on our lips by the way, I'm actually be very fucking let go. I believe why be like I'd like to go on

like get numbers right now. I look in his fucking with hers, panther pisa, get founded by an ally ways out here. It's like eyes wide sheridan tom cruise in the culture in attacking she's. Like you don't know, oh I'm capable of his sister she's a guy walking through the lobby, and I could have left you and the kids. I could have done it all. Is I wait a minute women? think this way too it's a dangerous thing I want to know that would do congratulations on the new special. I appreciate and thank you for the lover battleax for our morning, but before I fly yet I will and slice one's eyes thing had lots of butter and then had out maybe a little vague might at any rate, it billy doktor it out here and you're. My first stop. So what about other podcasts? Are you going to be doing? I'm going to go, do toms, oh yeah, and where do you go when you go down there, the fourteenth okay, we be there. No, no! No

yeah bunsen bobbin around no forget their what'd. I is yours cells, always fucking murder, thanks man, if your hearing, if your hearing tom pop up for the first time, go watch, you're doing great. It's an amazing fuckin special link was beautiful about that is, like your your because you ve gone viral so much through that special that there are clear that as you watch specially go, If that's what that guy shut, the fuck up, I've seen that a hundred times on the tech talk and thank you for the bread and do your mom or than fuckin welcome. Oh god have yet somethin's burning. Yes on ass. I have said on the gatt: let's do whoever you want to do it with. We do to people who got em what were shooting of february. Okay, we should new ones in February. So do the second push for a special I'll show up as a food snub.

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