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he's been crazy. Did you watch the two? Then I did you stay up and want to gather up toward them
The results come in and that there are yet, but
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no matter who, when there's gonna, be
the burghers skills is fucked up.
literally half it is half of america and is half of america. Is gonna be like it's just fuck,
you know it's crazy. When you see like the voting differences by eight thousand people in a state in your like shut the fuck up, you might find it much
for the population of eyes. Those three thousand motherfucker I mean
just, but do you know what, when you get those numbers bert
It makes really realise how important avoid job your vote is gone.
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to one person who read it we'd. When I was gone when I was on the actual this movement bush and floor to happen
I went on the actual that, like my lay my tv show,
braggin that I wasn't gonna vote as like my boat doesn't count. My boat doesn't count.
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sticker was going to be in there. I was like oh shit, it I'm still pronounced like now, and I know I'm not voting. No,
shouldn't give you this digger and I gotta. I gotta, earn this digger yet. But if I don't know man, it's just going to
be adjusted. I told people mats lights, it's like I'm like world series gang savvy rights. Are the people who make heads are gonna? Take a loss
It appeared that the people have made those jobs. Were there
I take a loss because somebody lose the date ready for both of them and already like fuck man, we gotta take this happened.
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campaign manager
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tell us how this like almost every day and regain talks about hanging, yellow raising that then hanging out. What has he stuck his issue
waves interesting when I thought one of
They were coming over this election because they they had a gay dude
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socialist like em, you
all things where you go. We go like
is america ready for an asian president,
so funny, and I know that on and it's a weird, my feeling is it like this and I'm pretty sure that this went back to like the way people felt in the fifties and sixties about black people. I was I
myself all know that ready for nordic last name Yang sailor
maybe the swiss tablets. That was me and I was
china be insulted anything, but that is how I felt, but you know what
It probably is going to come a time where america is is going to be ready for that, because we forget what american is. We look at your face,
you don't say, did you guys islanded I've noticed self grace? I give dies, no waiting to be america.
Born here you're, whose as much a back, I think once we get to the point where we will, we really identified what in america
in his report for the most part america. Now, if you want to really
sit down is black and white
it sounds like it. When will you tell him
issues in this country, the why's that
people care most about. It seems to be our black.
It like that. Another they're gonna do this thing. Armenia thing
and a war or something I forget what it is. Everyone's like protein
sing and allay undertook billboards, and then
talk about.
Israel, Israel rights and would do judaism and jewish people.
Comes down to it,
When you talk about black, we will everyone in this country seems ago our that's important you, no one now is, but it took years to get up.
Once yeah. You have said, I mean it wasn't like that at first I had it with black. We had to go through a lot of shit before people started to care
Even I said it. I say you knows much has been won. It should also be one shouldn't. Why do ass? I tell people,
the civil rights movement needed on why people, because they wasn't give him
like people marching permits back then imagine if you go down the city hall right into sixty right, burke and newer standing beside me.
What you want to modify the merger permit and it might be
it's a black eyes all buffers. Did you just clear, throw my now I'd like to mark you permit. They would like.
What MR gradually? Maybe we have for you do you need me for you rent, but what I tell you the most thing about this whole election, everything and when it
comes a transfer as one day I could say about run fast. They
I know how to make a flag man yo, they got the biggest flex. I will know if they just cornered the market bert, but when it comes to flags yo
I was made was made, you know you, you travel lad you in those places where people got. If one fifties and tone,
no, the tundra mad. They can't these facts like ten feet, tall translate and in the truck
it's affairs because together should away even the wind you gotta be
about eighty degrees, is right. Then I look, doc appeared the travelers, then I could barely even
on a black last matter. Handkerchief brother should smallest
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We are because, as a as a, why do you can sometimes navigate the waters of of of? Like
If someone says a racist joke, you don't have to call them out. You can kind of just be like whatever and walk away. I get out of here. It's a weird thing and then
and we went, we were in arizona. Abode
our best friends or asian
with them and their family and me and my wife and our kids, I would put up a beach
and everyone in their boats had trump flags out and evasion years.
First time to be like
I can't I'm home, I'm home
You didn't get out here. You gotta, get better. You yeah! I got here, yeah
It's bizarre man. I tell you this.
Bert like so many people.
My reasons to be upset with both sides that the unfortunate thing
but it is evident with the way these are both come. The web is how you know. I'm a presidency
really really real america apart, like really sir
right. That's the thing that
just thought, the decisive
It sound like, I believe, a good presidency,
president beyond, as he got have a purpose.
republican. It cares about everybody, not just the people that voted for him.
it like. It may sell so simple, well sand, but you know just
the vital man just the hate and just the energy man
you know, member an election where, where people had so much emotional connection,
when election is mostly like you didn't when, but now it's like, like certain people, if Donald trump runs the table brought an be honest, but I can't
When will the foger out? You don't say you know. I look like when I watch this should now. All I keep reminding myself of is when the papers
back on a ladder. Falcons brought. That's
the boy again they were dead
they was more walking. He was doing take talked to everything that they was going viral at done by the fuck I said we'll see and that mother fucker. I believe that donald trump called tom,
ready in a locker maps. Iranians Tom Brady, said god is not an abbot
damage sunset fake news. They, like it s very gave a pat on the back said
air without due for the month of august. That is clear.
These are my birthday member david of november. Third was on tuesday.
So we know is that the interrupted, but it's so fucked up, because you can't know,
well you like, with someone's birthday you see, I'm in like a speedo, it's like! Oh, he must be celebrate his birthday. That's so much a part of your normal shit like I didn't even notice your birthday other than a movie coming out, yeah yeah yeah, the
The area of someone said to me, while man, this really socks it your birthdays on election day is it
We ve been this rough and oh, went no need. Never ever has election day been more like everyone
for the riots like it's usually everyone's, like you
and if your guy doesn't linear, like god, damn it eventually,
I remember, one Clinton ran my everyone. My journey voted for bush and I voted for flattened and
I remember everyone, you boss balls, but no one got no. Despite that night, not I didn't, but then the aberdeen also you did that you couldn't. He didn't feel like he was there,
fight in a country? You are unfairly, you know you did they never major phyllite. I only
I hear about these people. Everybody else could get my dick. That's the thing that's so uncomfortable for people. You know that's one of the biggest things like, but also tell people that you know that guy's got a tip,
politician man, that's a dynamic transporter anything but but he business.
the people most successful business people. Man don't care about, they don't really have a personal connection to too much yeah, most big day. They schrute most of you you're lucky. If you get a mark cuban or somebody like that, just like you feel them they have hard for the most part. They don't give a fuck for the most part, it's about money, it's why they can work with it.
I swear you, people talk all the shit. I'm like he, you know of donald trump. Is racist, yeah, many
black millionaires work with races. Why billionaires all right?
deadline the bottom line is gonna clippers,
because their bottom line is fucking money and what gets it done? You know, and I honestly believe I honestly believe in is still dirty. I mean still fucked up that.
Donald trump just represents a lot of people around him, Steve Bannon, those dudes, the security guy. He represents a lot of people, that's around him and I believe they're like yo. This is how we push the
How does that people respond? Ok, say blood, never say black last matter, guess what my basis will be solved.
For this shit. They love it when I don't say black plasma
So I really believe a things. It was because he thought he figured out what excites because base, but it is what,
where have you been son, I've been good man. I just had a weird art on my bus. Drivers are black and he dressed all in red and
never experienced gang any good
life or anything
had to toe red, which I thought was a silly outfit us like. I don't
if the white, that's the, why did you was like Jesus Christ, man? You look like a flag and sober
and then all the suddenly, these a careful black.
Whose pulled up and checked him like what, like,
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I can't do it I'd. Never.
I didn't realize that the stock was real, that, like that, the rail and israel, but then
Christ. You say you didn't knows where Israel, but like that, is it shouldn't be real.
He loves that you smite he's my age. That's been sent it out. Is it couldn't be real anymore? It should be like it is. If we was
the lady with a shit. We were seen enough unnecessary deaths, we'll see
We would have seen enough fathers being pulled away from their families for years being incarcerated and an hour is like. I just really think if you're in an age of your gang bang, it is that choices.
I feel like I'd, give the good they did. They have that when you grow up in baltimore, do they have that when I grew up
three indecision alexandra, but we didn't we didn't have light on.
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a recent verses. Another neighbourhood.
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we've got already, it's got. We got a big trigger that. Can we get on the Peter pan railway and go to new york that other streets? You know it was like it was so funny, but a lot of times, burt, that's small minded and that's for people.
They don't get opportunity. Travel don't get up to do something else, don't get opportunities,
see the world or look at like when I first moved from Alexandra Virginia, which is the suburbs about do said, I moved to DC, I moved to new york, I didn't know I had a country access because I was living in it and I will also
by myself. I had to meet somebody they'd be like what do you want? I'm like wait. Are they below where you wanna meet you I'm like I'm on Houston
st right? They, like you, mean how's the bit tat. She had been used it
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like previous to say he was country, I'm I my country, but I look at how costs
was bought him or her closer look was dizzy and accidents aren't too far apart and we're talking only like the baltimore beltway,
you can go producing merla in virginia and toll of twenty minutes. So if you could do that cultures,
stop don't change too much. You our country, motherfucker
crazy. I didn't realize out from the south and diamonds me org
everyone's like understand my ya'll and as
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accents, you don't understand because you try only thing you to do is better communicate with somebody by what I have to say. What exactly so, exactly so
before you were in the you moved you're in the marines right, airforce airports, you yet
are you and you go to the air force? I was out well,
how long was I wear. My mother signed permission ship for me to die from up back in countries mama
I shit, said I list at seventeen lizzie bird- I was under the age as I had to get a note,
my mom for me to enlist as a young I was seventeen is over.
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a graduated I went to
graduated I had a summer and I think that for palm
in the military, seventeen years old, for barely
yup, you became my dixon. I look like a fuckin had said,
When do I look like? I was like twelve and thirteen
young, vigorous pictured where picture where you gonna do
basic training and stuff and then did you go to korea. Yeah basic trip or airforce, any other branch would tell you the air force base of train is real pussy like people are so fucking shitting on us. They call us
the chair force, they called the civilians, would uniforms branch
the basic training was only put down it's like thirty days, a basic training, and then you go
To the training, for whatever the job you signed up for so right after the basic,
train and I had to go to the milk.
There is the equivalent of police academy
right here and then here and then
and how soon how real in your career? I just think that just turned eighteen.
There was so funny because I went over here. You know you get like when you want liquor, they liquor store the women
It comes. Would I be caught can't remember, but you
you had a rational off because they didn't want to contribute to the black market. So you like for you.
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was out a tick. Nobody been seventeen. When I got there would have. Was I wasn't twenty one,
what it was like. How do you want us to break up your rations and ross? I said no, you can get up to somebody else, I'm too young to drink that was like mother fucker, you an ability,
no dragon age over. That's when I began my turned up for
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I was drunk on stage one time and I thought I don't ever want that
again forget. So I out of control. As I dont you smoke, blunt
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and I can't be like out. You know you know visa, I'm that like no as kisser and
last time. I really wanted. Like be real honest.
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whose duty it was done, but I already know like and is the thing
spoke about you and your work. That's what people understand is like when you have to prove it.
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stop bird, that as it advocates that'd figure something also yet I was like this wait a minute just motherfuckers doing this.
you're gonna get your bread them right, like those shirt. No broad norman
right here you are always jealous goes year set up now
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look amazing, but what was amazing burt is that I felt this is my came back to l a you know. Not too many people, workplace, workout and I found out irvine was doing the driving
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cannabis, probably his closest friends- the yellow springs a small community as they would have. Was he got boy? What the pid
when he was hanging out with need a new rotation that was fucking just want to hang out he's like this yeah, I'm sick of your skip all right so, but at the same time he will. When
is figuring out. How he's gonna grow stage and he was intolerable, may have thought.
Should we might go. We might have a go fight club style, like some paper underground comical, but your days chappelle,
I thought you'd all be like they're, going to think they're going to find out and then, as it started, going on motherfuckers just
But what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What can we do and what it is called
his friends ideas, steve wiring, he owns the pavilion,
Did you like weddings, justified that so Dave had the idea to trick it out not too much. You know couple jumbotron,
you notice production, because you know you you do this all the time. You know you look,
go to one spot in the sky, one thinks of the average. I would tell you
oh shit, helicopter bad right there you don't like it and then he built it at the first time. We did it
when he did that a forty six, a forty seven people call the special. I call it a conversation with america yeah. You know like if you know people so critical that
You know liked. Well, it was one of his funny specials, I'm like nigga. That was not supposed to be funny. That was a conversation that a mother fucker could throw a little joke up in here to ease it up
wasn't about. How funny was he is? He has a yes. He is a very unique platform in that that he a lot of black and white people.
listen to him, probably more than they listen to anyone like a love.
Compel show, and because,
stand up and because I like his approach and is on,
see and like other people can trust. If that is not
Well, you know a lot of white people, a lot of white people. They look at him. I noticed some crazy and I think some some white folks sometimes read that with a level of success, a black person gets
is more accepted like I don't even see it as being black anymore. You know samples tat. Mother, fucker is one the blue.
That is why the fuckers are now and he expressed, but he don't have to some people got away blackening the sleeve all day. You have seen a strike. They decide to go to prove something he doesn't do that
you don't say so calm and he could communicate in away where people want
when he dies shells man said
the mob, focuses trappers,
so it was not a a couple. Papa populated can't take it, but you know he'd,
a way of communicating stood.
Easy to understand and he could make some rationale out of it and put jokes were to me:
He gets it's a little bit like jazz too likely out. I don't
you know. So funny is, as you know this, and I know this because we ve been in the game for for so long, but it always
You want to use a lot more joke here like like he's, always been like stand up and then
he ever did.
I want to say when he did that that bird, the birds family yeah, but you know what burt see the thing is: here's the thing
We know him as a young dave.
and there are enormous out today and, for the most part, almost all
Maybe you might be. The last was: is never gonna grow up right,
different ways you don't be grubbed of which were dealt with dislike of the chosen.
And I got a new special car evolution- and I like this- are really liked, especially as I saw it, but motherfuckers evolve different people coming to light
situations, they happen
make decisions on like the comedy central central
How should we deal with them?
and always say like Davis. Like he's light,
the more I leave comedy broach there when I say that we we all have a good sets. We all have a joint always on time and we must make money with him, but it's not too often and your career debt
You have to make a defining moment and when I say that when you gotta put everything up to the table bert, you nonsense toggery money,
morals all at table and what you want to go, for example, that is part of what makes day, chapelle
Oh yes, and that's what makes him so so much other like he only does it his
wait here, he does in I gotta be honest with you. I was. I felt like no one,
I have so many people tell me not to drive it like. So many people were like good you're fucking a career.
it it's like. I just giving me like notes on shit. Where I go, you shouldn't give me notes like. Let me do things my way. You do things just let bert guess what burt I'm gonna tell you
I came back to LH, not I'm coming up of doing four shows a week, but I'll come back to l, a and then just buy,
of habit. You dont you gotta, drab discrepancy, marty
open whatever, and I've got to go
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Take it from the window near the window, that the words and I was
Don't we was dull shows. I fastened,
We recognise that you still in of course,
There is still a lot to learn from them
the idea. Was that window don't allow you took your ear, doesn't
What what is it you gotta look their face?
to hear so many can be assigned a sage it, but they said
asthma call me I dunno you can connect I'm like listen, bro. I love doing this shit. If the tide turns, if I gotta flip, it up
footwear and I went on space and nobody else.
What do these I wanna stay sunk as I did outside its borders,
strong chance that you could, because your head to get right.
Now you don't sound like you just want. Liberals is like
It was roused from an overall majority. It's like going up the knew that it wasn't set up for me to win
the only people who went out above august. They know how, to wit and assess the situation I started rose from got to a garden. You remedies
How because they shot, so, I would say you so now we are building
you gotta, be specific to your needs to perform as a stand up. Mother fucker go onto a beach, nigger got through a beach ground to a bit
and does the street call me start with what mother fucker? If you want it, what what are you going to do? I quit comedy because there is no two drink minimum and there wasn't a red light in the back. What you're going to do?
funny, because I got some notes on people. Just people sand showed me like people that are
Back but it was funny because you guys
they're doing it in the field. Never like! What's your
I suppose the goat, he can do it every once. He always- and I was like I was don't we all can do whatever we want. We can all take it take
good day and then go take a page
this book go he's gonna his way. Let me to ask- and I was- and it was it was funny the only
I really felt like I kept up watching you guys cause I was like I was like. I was like man, it looked so fun
on it just let me did that the performance was one thing in berkeley
but you know cradle above we had, we had, he must have paid through the nose. You guys been tested every fucking other day yeah, I would say easily over three hundred grand easily is you know, and it was like. The people saw the death I was doktor performs, but the best part blood was
and in a bubble being around friends, he got those species is almost below joint. We got to have go to having. I became the ribbon
their bit son I was basra you're out
all this shit. You know, like you know what course
rivers. There are no that baby sit right. I was lucky. I take a people. The river was ever barbecues did commute
we have yellow springs was so supportive of everything, not everybody, notably thereby, but it was a
so much commodity like cover my friends
between new york and elderly people.
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aren't you gonna fuck, you
I think I'm going to go back to your friends
then the matter wrong because
the whole world's and chaos the whole
was locked down and then you guys created a bubble where you were performing part
in a room was eaten great. Like the horse. You wanna talk about your cooking out there because your cooking was like next.
Level thanks. Man cool to talk to you about also about those river trips cause birth said you had it your birthday. You were like the master of ceremonies out there. I want to talk about a little talk about the talent that showed up that
form that wasn't famous like some of the talent,
they had come out there like arabs.
as with toby good way, I think I'm standing right name here, but those was like you get till. I can only be decided that jury mother fucker keep real letter, but but it was a good thing,
It is one thing about day he's a man for the best people want to share
stage with him
and I'll be quite honest. I didn't know anything about toby and the thing that I taught to do was about to tell some jokes cause. It's personality,
it's one stage is so funny or whatever, but only under what is a duty
a baby and at another baby, and he had
I got your baby everywhere. He whispered anyway.
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mesmerized audience decide noise of cap reform, because I
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it can be like you don't know my song thought ya, but he just start
I spit in it just made everybody come with it. Like Talib polly was dear forget, Erika, badu fucking fuckin com was,
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when it was him to go on, he sat down.
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have a sticks and I'm like somebody is fucking fired,
there's no way, I'm just trying to see I've got a point
so who's going home like death, the wondrous bread black
you had one job right and- and this is what this is, why talk about defining moment he could have been like do you know who I am and questlove whatever you know to get you to like this
and then he started plan the drums suitable he's
play, what his hands. I really like. You could
the year it like that what it was like he was in a zone. I was oh shit
or should I say you just for some time for somebody's about getting a job back up, and then I found this day outside. Thank gotta, be would not mother fucker snare came out on that? Might it was all in full.
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I think, when you're waiting a lot of advantages, life, but one of the things you get is like to
There is a immediate, come robbery with with that. With that group, where you talk,
orders to all happened to be of the same color of the same culture and at each other that it,
and it almost is like, and it goes back to the way
which she the block party. It goes back to like, like almost like a club
you can't join you got.
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as much as you want to say that, like billboard,
out there hanging out. There's still a frequency that has, as
black artist, you guys all vibrate on and connect on,
in, like I mean
correct me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like Davis not entirely golly for like twenty years, like you
Are you easily? What's yours
you guys have known Erika body like there's a way I often like.
yet jealous that like when you talk to snooping, he talked about hip hop theirs.
there's like such ay- a very
worse fibre of
ingrained in just who they are likes on family is, is like brandy,
you fucking guy, with a big dick
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chelsea handwritings awesome may go out, but for whatever reason I assume- and I could be wrong-
she's, never gonna vied with common.
by doing until Talib, kweli in a new and david quest live with each other
in a way that maybe activity irish, what
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in the streets. As we say it is three sides she could get it. I would do everything applauded his back outside blow the back outside
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don't do it. You got
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the problem with that, but I remember the first time a sort of stand up at the improv shoes he so direct. I remember like
Just come up and like literally two women have done, is to stand up to me where they came up to me and they just
they owned the moment by, like touching me or getting close to me, and he and wit becoming both
just where I was like.
I literally just kind of like I'd, stop speaking
and I was it was almost like. Like day just took my energy,
like they just walked up Joe outlets.
For me that I feel the same way because with
the door shut. Her talk show here, whatever
you know you don't really get it's always. You know how production is just like we gotta practice. I so never had a real conversation, just always contest
spread summits.
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that's one thing that was so don't, but then I did just now.
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David letterman. Was there one night right now not do this job?
about being an there dad and I didn't know, letterman wasn't because we were out there. We did a thing
This show them
and I didn't know, the little man was in the gray roma chemists days.
Because I run into letterman.
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like demons.
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and it was just like- was the important thing- a life where we both agree it at the moment,
one thing can happen for him, a lot laid it in there for me, but the price
the joy. He had this phrase about being,
Father manner was like an overwhelming. Then I was another great moment here. You guys had
guys had meat coming
at the river could use it seem like you are really like it. You guys
but the spell summer camp, but it really look
some of you did, you guys got rid of everyday while
we probably delight twice a week. I went for the first time. I was
these rebel days white you supply and all these activities should like family work. I'm like fuck this ship.
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a couple times, but it is amazing,
while the right yeah enough well she's amazing that only gladly she's amazing, I really believe
Does she contribute so much to his success? Really I ever saw
porter as a mom. You know how it is you know of your homemade writing up your wife, not doing the right thing where the kids love it.
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you know any relationship, they go up there. I don't know, I don't know stores Adam, you know not connected, but
you can tell us almost someone's back bounded. You could say that
always be happy mother fucker, but they fuckin lover, respect them
and I believe in and as long as another known them, she's always been a person and just like
the ultimate host she's done.
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I remember telling snoop about it and the green room and he was like there where,
and I was like all just they found on out, and I thought
there was that now is the funniest interaction, because I paced I'm, you smoke grabbed it
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is there any me laughed so fucking heart, because
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we should do is over the top
it is like this for some people, but
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as I say to you?
his own ass. I could. I do not contribute to the fun of it, but
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overnight suggested the best part. For me was:
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father, like three grown ass motherfuckers talked about his childhood. Is that for me that that made the episode gold for me?
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that we shot, that we didn't you up and that work was
fucking hilarious.
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we ve done is of this series call holly. We was pitch in it and I got picked up by like well I'll. Stop
not one I'll start up like streaming companies or whatever can it has?
internal issues and I didn't really it just gets stuck, but when we first dropped
Snoopy not even ask gonna, do anything. Was one of the first people
every twelve to say you know. If you do, a movie can hardly a shocker. Hollywood is neutral,
This is funny bought us out the gate with a bang. You know them yeah yeah, so we so
what do you? What do you want to do it like you? I feel like you're in a weaker position in
you're one of the few comments that have been working all through benda nick? I feel like you
steam gases blown up like you,
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man, you gotta think about other shit. It as well.
The things it has done for me is put other things in perspective.
and other things done that are needed.
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she's got. We re entered the alibi gases great together, yeah
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you guys in a relationship I'm like okay, then that means we evoked an emotion. Motherfucker. Are you going to ride or you go somewhere else? Yeah hell, that's what it is
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the people that we can create hollywood wherever we wherever we descend on
you live there used to be like oh yeah, and what were we? What will we so as to be,
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now everyone moving asset and and
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if you don't have to be in hollywood, I mean I I have to because I have two kids a fucking high school, but by the only thing, that's the one thing that
with me with my young son. You don't set out the use of these six I've fucked. You can do anything.
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Is it a man is for you.
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get your children, a life that this
dream worthy as living a lake havin, a boat fucking up open
and I got as well. I've gone back to driving shows I gotta do all I used for eight years. I've done the dc improv thanksgiving, that's been my trend, trend, tradition.
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of case stadium and people are stating on like a parking lot right. You're like awesome, that's good!
can blast unit or of gay I've got dont get twisted that r J.
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we're the rose ball and we get there and he goes outside the rose bowl. I went same same now
we do not like that.
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in the parking lot. The vet was it yeah? Well, we ought to say paid. That's what I told you I'll be the blackbird, so I fucked that bitch. We bred that shit yeah, but it's been dealt damage
So I'm sorry about that
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yes, that's it my website, I protested because you know these days. They keep the council, but as long as I can
some gives a shit better stay created Bobby, I dare say in it there
dead.
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I'll be ready, yellows, Brenda begin where
the already at where you're I spent it. I told people to summer is created
losing everything is all sweet as this
What is cold and flu season come back on. We are going to get jumped, we are going to get stopped down and I said but disagree.
Right now to get in touch your family get all at times
what's wrong with no ifs or buts. What those eyes toward us
it's sunday morning to go pick my parents up and bring them back out to l a and we're going to be out in l, a and fuckin
and then they're going to stay on here for the whole lockdown and then when they open back up we're gonna fly him back out to l a someone's hands
outside the mandate was say. I alone, then I'm telling you you were her. Favorite donald
Were my favorites that I could do better smile. That's a genuine artist smile. I appreciate it and I kept my cool. I love, you feel comfortable. I was a favorite and I kept my clothes on. So that's a good sign right. There
More about that. You will recognise marilla what you say
I said yeah you don't have to be naked to be funny.
I tell Bobby that nobody that you know what I don't wanna be funny. I don't wanna be naked and funny. That's like fuck that ticket I want whoa man just turn. It's a drama not become saying
any time he says. He's
do not do it. He does
she kept saying that was the first time she wanted to go. He says not going to do it, not gonna, do it and he does it again and it was killing her. I love that now I can just do it just sort of. I can't do it.
The first try you gonna be three or four desolate rules brought.
Do not do it. Ok, gimme the direction. Ok!
you are so funny as the and I loved watching. You is really great. Thank you.
And another thing I realized over years. Like you know, in person
if the producers like some of it could have been kind of weird for me, but I knew he had a vision and there was certain comedy he just had to get off. So I didn't want to be
The fucking hate rabbit, you don't say, as I will find a way for everybody to be happy,
Thank you enjoy your show in dc hour after hour, J baby november, twenty eight about new girlfriend.
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give the door on all your majesty.
We performed an archway stadium right. Those maggie I burn answer is I got something on the progress you son.
I like you always have now. You got enough. What your plate whatever but is often he said,
What do you want it? Do it? I'm like nothing is gonna get dive.
I I you your new phenomenon of great dayton. Now, remember
Obviously, rather take care.
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