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I have another one that I did it's it's. we have our uk retire. I really policy should take a break from broadcasting for a cup weeks enjoy my family be asked and it's crazy because all the good ones are coming out and in there Time sensitive, mostly the one on releasing today. You know it is by the way, I've been a fan of this guys forever. I almost took jujitsu classes from him me and Joey were going to go, take jujitsu classes from him. Twenty eight new jujitsu and then Joey ended up doing it, and now Joe is like a fuckin bluebell we're a purple belt unutterable about probably but blake josie does you. To all the time. It looks. Amazing he's lost a ton of fuckin. Wait, that's great I talked him at the end about possibly get an indigenous zoo and can take. classes over his burbank class, but I'm a fan of both of these guys, I've sam was the first person Today's gets the same tripoli and an eddie bravo sam was the. This person and calmly. That came up to me

I think you're really funny me. My body love your joke about this and that no ego too, it was just authentic friendship and he I've been his friend ever since that day, those on the santa Monica appear. We filmed funny funny funny makers or somethin for national amp and agenda. I've been ironed. I've and I followed that my intro. My whole life is the wage. The tripoli was to me. I've tried to be two other people. When I find someone funny, I just got I say I think you really funny and I try to be there SAM did I mean we ve been friends ever since I'm doing he showed a night, I'm going over the com. started to come into chaos. Its yeah. I want you man. mad, but it would be nice for you stay home a little bit or baby. It's I do for a living. I knows get to pick this. You did pigtail having children. Just imagine. spots, wednesday thursday, I'm going with you friday, saturday, sunday monday, I will not

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you, like, oh supercool, you know I got a whole thing. I parked myself, also when they filmed you riding a roller coaster. It's when the park was close, mostly and sometimes it be open to be way. Better offers is open yeah yeah Here's the problem, I guess, how can a few rollercoaster powers and that We fought my head stuck her like stock like there's one. Get out of the sea kika seed for like forty five minutes. How I've had one: where were you state, you're standing and the Age comes out and under your job. areas pervert come on in sam and in it we're just talking about roller coasters, we thought you weren't to shout, and so it takes you parallel, so you're like flying YAP and it came into thing. and I just didn't want somebody it. It was locked in like that, and I was sitting facing the ground parallel you're hop over there inside that

parallel with the ground facing down for forty five minutes in a harness, is like a fuckin strait jacket. I wouldn't what are the odds that they closed apart? They film fucking, shell, about roller cultures, and you get stuck a lot. Dude me: why happened a lot lads you'd get getting stuck in rollercoaster is not and then I started getting panic among citizens. We freaking out closed report and its inhabitants and put the cameras, clothes, nothing worse. Logging ever hold on hold on hold on hold on it. Student mel function there like six o clock not the power aubert still up there. No, no, no, no email that malfunction domestic know. What are the odds that right oh army, I'm sure I'm sure those islands, they add one always the best roller coaster, like the scariest one x too magellanic. No, I didn't enjoy x two entirely. Why do I really nice girl in my favour? One major mountain without a doubt with superman

really yeah. This is rob least where I had. I had full access to that park, so I could get on any ride when I wanted the whole vip. You'd have to fake a back injury. No, I literally walk up to the front and they'd be like what's up bert and I'd just get on, because they knew you as the roller coaster, guy yeah. Well that and oh shoot. I shot thirteen episodes of a show. They're called scream. If you know the answer at magic mountain, yes yeah. They all knew you. Oh yeah, just walk right in It was the security in the front. Oh everyone. You are norm, but by the way I was also the guy who did roller coasters so like. If I went to any theme park, anyone worked at a theme park knew my show, lad, geek out, maybe like home again, oh, my god, you arrive at the role you like the hicks interviewer, like definitely you're like Jared from subway before the dazzling. I This is how much I I had rosa parks, who never Who suddenly came there parks come out to meet me and ask me about rods and be like I've, got it five million dollars here is one thing

by an you. Ve read them all was your opinion was because I was very suddenly to get someone who goes and sit with experts rides If I rode at whatever road came right came out, I wrote it first with others the best one. I heard a good life like anyone, neither god nor do I need to take the clothes. No questions asked sandusky Ohio send ascii, ohio, yeah cedar, point cedar your points got supports, got the best of the best ride. Across the board, anyone lever saves money, enforce its just mining, enforce millennium force. It is In saying this I have three hundred and twenty foot drop at night. A really inverted angle: it's just a lap so you really and you get full lying on that ride. It is one of the greatest likely even yeah yeah over by opposing political, even look them going to my first cleveland browns game. My wife got me tickets to ravens. his cleveland and clean inclusion in accra

bullshit, I might go check it out, o gonna, be there are weak anybody, so that part hiding behind the bronze fan again had an older brothers by four years older than me, and he loved believe me growing up as exemplary rivalry. Make me crime. my friends and am he had a baseball car collection jealousy a big one. I do now. She had so I don't remember, I went to Cleveland indians were you know they made a movie about cleveland into bad. They were, and there are always thirty five games behind first place. All major league yeah, yeah yeah. I want the best movies s. Oh yeah, saying all movies, so my brother said I'll. Give you a card, so he gave me dennis accuracy, rookie card and the cleveland, indians and answer mouselike, the inn in rule in I had one card, so a back then slanting. Seventy eight seventy nine then the only access Emmy, you yeah, you can watch tv and get the scores. You know the news. My mom was always watching her spanish soap operas. So I had to

in the morning. I would go to white people's neighborhood and steal newspapers, because mexican neighborhoods, we didn't have newspapers on our front yards. He had to go to the white people neighborhood. I would alternate instead out do to, and I would follow the indians just based on sports pay to get right to it. There was a reader like three lines on the cleveland indians. You know I mean I wanted to know who got the most heads and what your page and how many strike out had and- I just got obsessed with the cleveland, indians and back then Was a browned stealer span because you know there were just Deborah when insuperable terry Bradshaw, frankly areas linz want everybody. Like the steelers so I was a stealer fan for football, but baseball I was a clear indians ban them in nineteen eighty, the browns beat the steelers after they won the superbowl, they beat the rams and then that next year they do that browns vehement. I m a ten year old kid, my weight him in there.

In that same city that the indians are from and they just beat my steelers. I love the browns now and I became hard core. I was a hardcore browns fan from the brighton interview. You follow football at all, the article, early eighties Brian Sipe quarterback Dave Logan that a tall white guy yeah, you know if you have a tall white guy playing receiver. You know he knows he doesn't drop any balls. You know what I mean you can be white and play wide receiver and drop any balls. If they're going to let you play wide receiver, you better fucking catch every. You notice wide receivers. They have one fingered catches, they never drop shit and when they drop she's like ooh, we might have to bench. This motherfucker know what I mean, but black guys could drop balls all the time because you know they're going to make up for it. They might drop an easy touchdown, but you know they're going to do some crazy shit to make up for that a little race math a look at all the white wine receivers in and the nfl they all have out standing hands on building, never drop any, but they want the best route did that I do

you better. Be you better be fought your roots better, be perfect. I understand you know like no, like not a big plethora. Like chinese, wide receivers, there's no mexicans and whereby think, there's a half mexican their narrow, we do. I think anthony munoz played. I oh, He played an allowance of iron bengals, but you also, you guys, know football maloney, ogres tony gonzalez, but I think he's puerto rican. You give your party weakened as now, really mexican, so if we are really bad, so the mexicans I mean, do we play soccer and we at heart, boxing. The obligingly editing buys english, there's no basketball from eggs against. You know when I play football: when I was a nine for like those peewee teams and back Nine! All the kids, the same height,

play middle linebacker defensive, and I was delighted really thought that I was going to place at professional football you know remain. I didn't know that I want to stop growing, roused and I was so convinced that, when the u S, FL came out. Remember that other league of people like what do you feel about the? U s fell and, like I don't give a shit. Whoever pays me the most money, I'll just play that I'll play us avail, herschel walker's doing years, avail forget why not? I love your options. Open and then sixth grade comes along, see that peewee football is a tackle football writer sixth grade comes along, it's from six, some of them a middle school, its flag. Football right show it's all about to be. So that's when people start again now, that's what, when mexicans start separating from whites and blacks, How does this way? I was talking so much shit that I was in a meal professional football player like that. Sixth grade. I got cut yet and make the team- and I

So I blame it on. You know: pussy s, speed! I go when you put the fuckin waiter and grade one. We put the helmets back on we'll see. What's up, I play tackle football. Punk know what I mean. I was all the album. I was making up excuses why I am going to make it in the nfl. Yet I can't even make the sixth grade flag football team. So then, in seventh grade you know that sixth grade first year of junior high was a fucking nightmare. People aren't kicked, ass, because I was I was mexican, but I was acting white. I wasn't a metal and shed and you're supposed to dress like a child. Whoa at school. You kept, you gotta, claim a gang. You can just big. mescal man way trying to be white. My oh shit, I gotta get out of this will be one kick my ass like transferred myself to a white clear, classed town, so I'd be. I became like just a loner instantly and nobody knew me at the school, but at least they weren't At least I don't have to act like a gangbanger right, so there I've tried for that football team cut again still flag. Football got caught again, but none of my my friends from the neighborhood went to that school. So I

I'll do my made the team, but dick I made the team is a second string quarterback. I don't want to get to green, but they kicked me off the team because I can earn a bike. It kicked me off right. So meanwhile, I'm like okay. I got through seventh grade, I'm like I'm just waiting for ninth grade just ninth grade, so I could show them what's up fuck this flag bob pussy ass. Yet so eighth grade comes along. I fucking didn't make a team again do as a fuck it one more year, so great comes along. I'm in high school here, I still don't cut you. Everybody makes the team sliding get cut so they know where to put me up, so they outsource. The only thing a play was wide receivers guide, our slow as hell, slow, this guy on the team. Girls are faster than me. Slowest flock, but a good hands. Ma am slowed slowest guy and the whole team. So I was up second string wide receiver and they never played me second string. Bind royal. Will bond this black eye? Who could afford

in appropriate ready oil, random, hey, that's a name that comes with an illegitimate first is a legitimate child, no job. This is no joke. Santa Anna high nineteen, eighty four, the far freshmen for putting this no exaggeration? That was probably the best freshman high school for building? That's ever existed. No joke. You yeah just dude, fully developed and freshmen. They would if they could have played varsity, but they just did the next year. They all played varsity and they all wanted that, like the state, finals and shit, but here we had are all every game was fifty five, nothing six. Before nothing, everything was a complete smash. We had these two running backs part of the season hector Valencia, this fast mexican, and Donovan mile guy was half samoan, half Y know there were damaged. was. It was a like men playing with boys, but then midseason? It even got worse. Robert e Lee. This paid black

from the sand. Ana valley name, getting robert e lee robert e lee Deborah human heritage. We already was transferred middle of the football, sees the disguise of discovery, fuckin like well campbell, do he's huge. We heard about him. So he comes on board hector, Valencia and Donovan marga, the stars. They are stars no more. They just give the ball to robert e Lee. Nobody could tackle him. He would just running over everybody and they never. I play once they get this is the story they let me they. Let me go in. It was like fifteen or nothing they. Let me go into run. One pass and then we're going to throw the passed me the other second string wide receiver. He he intentionally had a false start to fuck up my play. Then they took me. I'm ok, because I caught like a three yard pass. You know what I mean, I'm like fuck, but it came back. They call the backers. I know he's he was jealous so there ass game with a season. It's fifty that nothing the half time it's santa ANA valley. We just crushing them this time it was since it was the last game, the cautious in haiti.

and we're gonna. Let you were going to let the the the best The warmers play the whole second half but were like? Oh, my god, finally get to show these motherfuckers loss op because I'm slow, but I got moves man. I could juke them all the fuck. All you gotta do is turn around and chase me down and you'll catch me I'll always make you miss, but you can catch me if you don't give up there's no way. I'm out running anybody anytime. I got behinds for about people like one of our way for that had just grab me by the back door, Megan dragged me down, but first the second half we kick off to them on the kitchen, Team were all running like bark running for clip like I'm, never ran full clip on the football field during a game. The guy catches, the bob first I guess tomb wrapped up as angles in the second guy spears, I'm on top any falls back in his arm

we like his arm, was dislocated so he's, like other feel, so they called the ambulance and by the time the ambulance came in cardiff, em off the sun went down with forfeited the gay. Oh my god, that's what I know you know what football not for mexicans about is its at that. Then I want a full blown music. I go. You know one of your rockstar. You don't have to I had to run fast to be a rock star. The only mexican I know in football's mark sanchez is he Max again I mean I'm angry as that is not all the member states as well as an item you did. I would go more america and he was his hands were massive and he was beautiful. Looking do yeah me him and marks hinges. I think he is chef. you're from Cleveland. I forget his name, the ball. Mama mark bucket, so much food. Networking de la la made me walk, watch it. Oh. I know that nobody worked like food, no original idea. Why don't we like to get cook a loved?

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the bands I was in. There was always at least one or two guys smoked. We'd anytime. Cup a song, a gal. Adam really, do you see you been fuckin slogan, we'd get him a member. The second chorus be ours, a dick about we need to start. I mean how I'm rhodium was like tat. We are using area and I was I was. I was one of those duties. It said I don't smoke we, but I have nothing against it and I was I was against it. I loaded melted, brain gotta gave you answer not fucking it was just a worse thing ever and it all. We always had a horrible experience with it. I had a week was in high school. Now we every high school on the west coast leaves out aloud. I think it's different these costs, but we have a stoner section yesterday, what stoner sexually. There is all the more heard, dirty scumbag dude during lunch, they all just congregated in, unlike in the corner of the football field or something and be had long here in high school. I add to hang out with the most. I was already considered a loser. You gonna grow out your hair,

in the mid eighties early eighties you just view based We just catch herself into the stoner, nobody, none other highly well, girls want to talk to you or anything like that. So, even though I didn't smoke weed, if you look carefully, you can see that I was on the outskirts, like I wasn't really going in there. It looked like I was part of that, but look I'm always on the outskirts, I'm never going in. We had a friend that would go in. He was in a hurry to get heidi, but I don't want to. I don't even know those guys know that just like this, with them just cause the white people. One minute, like me, and then I am then one time they invited me in the fuckin during lunch and ice took ahead of a fuckin joint now and I My head blew up, and I had history class. U s, history right afterwards, right after lunch and I'm fuckin lit how the fuck am. I gonna get do the rest. A squeeze is the first time you smoked weed. Now wasn't the first time it wasn't the ferry it was the here. Why did I do here? We go again

so I go into history class and I just thought to myself: I'm just gonna look down and just no one's going to notice me. I'm gonna get through this shit. I'm again and then I thought I didn't say a word to anybody. Didn't look at anybody anything, but people kept looking back on oh shit and then some I said. Oh fuck, she gave me her miracles, look at your eyes and I looked at my arm- I owe it scared, the shit out of loan up, I just stood up, walked out of the ass when right to the bathroom just like everyone's I with a bug illegal, so the teacher cause the campus cop and I'm sitting down in the bathroom and sitting down our know. What the fuck When did I just walk out to classify the campus cop opens up don't ever get big thick mustache. He opens the door just hold it open like that, an immediate start crying I always try to get out of trouble really good at that. Really. I get hold of her by the cops and when I was seventeen and I was drunk and started crime in work, but

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new year in college. Like that's. When, though I see, its Mogi again, but I I got real careful like I went in like like little baby hit, and then we ll go alright. I and I can have a beer with it, but then I that's why nobody has high the first time cause. Nobody makes him really hit it. So those I put women. Don't like okay people like very high like nah, not really it's! It was. I didn't start liking it until I was twenty eight and it took me I fell in love. I was a strip club dj and this girl her Our stage name was darien, was invariably area. Now. Users are stage Ayman and I worked at the right, but why by Alex have you ever had a bare elegance? I think he thinks it's right by alia that owner the owner of that club, they they two other clubs, the jet strip, which is in the same area too, there's the jet strip, which were it, which is where they put on this goober dirty gangster girls here and then the bare elegance with a higher class- wonder not as dirty

is the ones at the strap parliament. I want crazy lab hood rat. You want. You want crazy love, dances go to the jet I mean: do you want higher quality girls? You go to the bare, so I dj that the bear I like chicks with prison tattoos, two liter tattooed on her hammock ride, or so there was so much marks. There was a girl from the jets took the dirty cop that we heard about was from from kentucky twenty three years old and she, people are saying she just like the most beautiful girl. That's at night two to high level for the jet they needed. To the bare, but she stayed at the jet per while until She she her best friend at the time, was dating always going out with living with the dj, but then darien fox in Egypt. I think that a threesome but then and the dj ended up doing should on their own. It was a mess said that

the owners and want to fire her so that their they told her we're to send you to the bare. So we heard oh, she had darien coming to the bare ocean. So when she shows to the club. She she at once He couldn't went to college on a soccer scholarship. Her brother is a soccer star, hurt she comes from a family soccer players or her legs at her body was just like perfect. It was. Nobody would fall out when they would see onstage? Oh, oh shit, I ll never forget a sample. Lesbian chick came in and she she was on the stage when, when Darien came out, she turned and looked at me that she does her body. point who is I'll. Never forget that certain things you'll never get a black chicks that wider got body, so I thought with her and We're just like I at that point at that point. That was the best I've ever done in relationships. As far as looks like that was she just you know she topped she was tops and then accept

a little bit a little country access and then she em, I wondered people, then people from the jet I know ducas dude I hear you're going out, psycho and I said, do better watch it fuck him now ass. I go because all guy I'm all right, we'll find out. You know, into the problems that she caused. The jet. I just didn't want to know about it. Of course, I heard some crazy shit happened, but I didn't want to know about it. I was so in love, yeah and right. In the beginning I mean buddy, we weren't boyfriend girlfriend we're just seen each other. I was. I was like anti girlfriend at time and me and my buddy. We did some The man went to a club club lingerie on sunset. I do know of it. Yeah I've never been there. Anyways we were it was it was a club. It was a levy so alone, I think, have on climate change the name of whenever, but his lighter fires or dian. Now, isn't it

club lingerie was like a regular club. Doesnt have largely angling house was on sunset. Lawyers is ninety eight ochre idea. So me my if he had done some m dna and were at the club lit. So I'm like calling up and she's at the strip club work and I get off work see if he can get off and then come meet me at the club. She comes and I'll never forget her walking into the club and she had white contacts on she'd. She liked it is scarcely like this ro. I would like to turn to wait exactly like two tonnes: achievements stripper. Yes, sir that there and so just shows up and we're sitting on, the couch remarked my buddy Scott and I see a walk in and she's walk into the dance floor. Lookin. Looking for me, like blade and shit. You know to me: she is one ready to kill a buck, involve high and then I'm sure looking for some empty american find it. So went back to my house and that it be

we're off right, so then she pulled out a judge because what we can at least get higher my. I am not smoking any weed right now, I'm having too much of a good time. I don't wanna, fuck. This up please smoke with me. I'm like no way, and then she bashes C'Mon, please and I go fuck is going to fuck up the night, so we both we both took couple heads that joint and we laughed like mental patients all flocking night over nothing yet like we had to do. The real giggles well you're, not you're, lacking just by looking at someone, you just start laughing I'll, never forget her. Laying down she's, laying like this as a pillow over to find out laughing she's laid back, and then she takes the pillow off her face, it's up to mingle and then over and over a bizarre and then the next morning I couldn't believe ahead of the union and we

Donnie honours your unwritten late monopoly on oh yeah, like night fucking, cheesecake late night pizza pointed owning a pizza. Deliver do so. We did that Next morning I wish I could understand why I had such rate time. High never happened before, so I thought maybe maybe was empty, and maybe was that so then I we decided to get high again the next night and then again we laughed like mental patients and then the next night. Again we laughed like museum, the greatest times gettings profound just every night, just after the We would just smoke we'd. We only do it after the club late at night. I wouldn't even think of driving back them. When I hear people people were dead I've done. What how do you draw ever? Actually, I could no longer be, would devalue oh yeah hi. I'm never have never. Given our driven, I one time and I had a great time driving job, but I wasn't good at it. Isn't it gains addiction? lex album. You know the one

recorded and live in hollywood rock n roll of. I don't know that I wasn't. I know jaynes addiction, but I am not familiar with any other normal god. I'm so sorry, the dial in was this. One was mine, it was just it was just the perfect song. It's like a lou reed cover and it was. I was fucking. I just gotten home my wife's, like taking you run over and get the girls goggles at the house, and I couldn't I got a sure why you like dozen the guy rondonia and I can but it just look here- bond smokes, it was like noon. When you had kids yeah you, don't you don't want to mix that you don't want even argue with your wife like I could be stoned to drive. You don't want that, and so I cannot drive my son never know I could never. I can never be inebriated at all and drive my I can like I'm allowed to smoke pot. If, like a bunch of people around, you can get it if you want to get high, but just it's gotta be towards the end of the night. You can't do it when everyone gets here

but- and I just don't like noon- and I was like oh yeah I'll- go, get em I'll walk. She goes. Oh, don't walk there. We get the pool now just drive the cards, we got the car and that was in the end I was just. I was like aw and I was like the sun looked perfect last night. first time I got high in a very long time, whereas, like while time is taking forever. like I got way too. I took just one bit too big to many its yeah and I was but all my car ride home over the hills of law. I don't know where I was in the back of a uber there's a really really comfortable fives. Five class mercedes, like a big bodied, one, whose We are c class where to bring in the arm in the best mood and it's so cushiony and my my sweatshirt neck thing held my head perfectly and he was, and he was listening to russian music. bruce russian chanting. Music, speak a little russian, and so I was catching words here in their own fucking, the greatest ride home. So

I'm kind of looking forward to that ride home tonight. I'm gonna see if I can say mover the first time I drove the store via the first Am I drove stone? It was six months into enjoying we'd I'm twenty eight, but I wouldn't even imagine drive, and I just don't think I could, and then there was a ten. forty five one day in blockbuster on sunset clauses, eleven. I had like six movies or some my shit. I forgot to turn these in, by wait till tomorrow at another, twenty four bargain, but I was stoned and am I cannot make it decided that far like santa monica and their backs to that I right next to wear that kentucky fried chicken used to be where the bright mushrooms, yeah and man out across fountain and when you wasn't fountain on a street doesn't have a light dangerous, oh fuck, you when you're stone. I just stayed right. It was like on cursing and found gone. Oh my god. How am I going to make it and my video stacked on my? How am I going to do this and I pulled

Our view is scary and I pulled it off, and I was fascinated with the fact that I pulled it off but I didn't die. How did I gotta blockbuster and not? that is so funny, but now it's like it. Just like the major I made. A analogy like it that in the future matrix when meal found out, he was in some kind of computer program. It was very hard for him to really a kick ass. An end, and- really use its powers to to their potential. It was hard, but by me tricks three spiten, fifty guys up in the sky and the clouds and he's gotta. down he's tripping over the fact that reason he could do it one of the first one he's like owes that's how being stoned is at first and driving, like? Oh, my god, there's no way I could drive like. I know jujitsu. When did you start boxing jujitsu twenty four for real, that seems likely life right. Yeah. That is life. That is you know. I'm in here is good, as you will. Let you know

after I realize like I was never going to make it in football. It was all about rock stardom. So was I happily for after dern darien than what I started jude, darien. I started dating her as a purple belt and jujitsu. I was already and Yet I came to allay the conquered music business. I are you getting into martial arts? I could be an shea butter, wanna be a fat rockstar and then a guy. You know out of karate, and then I saw the you have see em I fuck you know my hobby is going to be jujitsu now cause. I just saw the gifts, he was just hobby hobby, I'm gonna make the music I'm dj them to pay the bills. Regular music, as is what I'm thinking and then the jujitsu blows up and then music I never stopped, but when went, how were you in someone's like him and you're really good at your jets too? We have seen in the practicing with someone like believe it or not. Believe it or not. Joe rodya was the first one who may

I thought I was doing what everyone else is doing. I didn't think I was doing anything special, I'm a purple belt and Joe rogan one one side we started hanging out, he said: did you know you're doing some shit that no one else is doing like what are you talking, dont want I'm doing there not do what I'm doing so Joe. Really I didn't. I really didn't think I was anything special at all. Not really I mean I still don't, but Joe kind of he put it in my head, the damn No one else is doing rubber guard like the way I'm doing there were guys. You know I knew chambiri. He was playing. He he did the Google blot before anybody. I'm sure it's an. All judo move, but he popular popularized it- and am I just added stuff unchanged in our did. What you get is like a dj. You know me I'm a dj than in others, dj to take other people's content and then put it in their own little, the mix or their playlist, and then there's dj to do that, and then they had their own shit to they. Sprinkle

original shit, I'm a dj like that is taken people shit, putting together in a system- and you know I sprinkled some variations that I can unite come up with in my good jujitsu dj. when do you how'd, you me Joe Joe and jujitsu at john jock, much autos class we all? He was doing news radio at the time, so there's irritably if the guy or two there was like in a soap opera here, you know in jujitsu, there's a rich dudes. You know doctors, lawyers to some kind of. dude, who owns this fucking giant company, there's always dudes mixed energy high level dudes, especially back then because it was considered expensive for martial art for my karate thirty bucks a month to jettison the time by like two hundred bucks a month. You know it's a little different, So I urge you not to go. You know, there's an actor. The train to your man is on their side, show whose radio like oh really them, then I mean

Like all your that attribute, I never seen news radio, but you know I was like oh shit he's an actor you know and and and then we, start started target and then we started training a little bed and he said: do she come around. My house and fucking teach me this crazy shit. Then I go over his house in his old house in bell canyon, and we would do like. I showed the twister and stuff like that. I was a purple belt at the time shown him some stuff so a little boat. He he was a blue belt, so how's it go. It goes what white, blue purple brown black, okay, and then beyond that is quarrel and then read about that's others, something past black. I am If there were. You know your so degrees, Larry third report to me. I think it goes up until a horny corals looks like John, which autos coral he's, not black police quarrel over to you, I'm a backbone. You not cool nope. Do you think being at the gift between thirty five years a really or more to be coral. I think some like that.

So then did we sense crazy, so, did you you just georgia, it off I remember who he was that he was a super conspiracy theories and I was too so that's. What are we really connected at first, as we have all back on conspiracy, there's an and I remember asking him as I that, unlike wow we're like we agree on so many things in our. I remember asking my car. Ok, let's see if he believes in god hook. because I was a total, I wasn't like leaning or atheist, but I was agnostic. Something's happened in my life, warmth and condemn. Maybe there is a god, but I was atheist for so long enough know from once I found I thought everybody wasn't catholic. I thought everybody was catholic and then we found out there was other religions at eleven am like dude. I've been I've been a fucking all

to board for the last three years and you're telling me everyone's that gap, leg ones. Do you know what there was a muslim and then I'm ok. This is all bosses all these different religions. Can I'm catholic, because my mom's gap you're, a jew, because your mom's, you ok, I get it. You don't owe me I thought ok fuck. There is no There is no satan so then I got really became. An atheist is a teenager than started. Writing I'm sick. Panic lyrics cause. I big slayer fan, not because I was worshipping Satan I didn't think existed. I don't think he exists. So much that I could write scary, satanic, lyrics and and scare people, but you know, but I never believed in it, but that's much of an atheist I'd become that I felt I bought the satanic bible offered song ideas at the letter was written. Just like aim of thrones satanic songs? You know what there's a guy in slavery now isn't super christian like that. Like the leads,

is someone in the band? I don't like super christian. I would love to but was lost by as their lead singer. Blackie lawless, he became, christian he's a born again. Krishna won't do certain songs. You know that happens, people people switch, you know for me. I I was brought up a catholic. Altar boy. The priest trying to make moves on me. Fucked up. He had heated any game. I president eminent gave way where I, what do you say that you may choose dear me, my body we're doing we're we're alter boys and there were alter boyd when I believe in god and then at once I became an atheist. I went back and was an the boy again- and I go- you know what these mother fuck has been lying to us. So then, I came an altar boy. Just to see. change from in the back and we know from the collection. So we resolve your own from church fuck yeah. So we can go play ms pack, man and defender. You know we just wanted to change. You know we would take some dollar bills to, but we became was like oceans. Eleven would mean my my friend who we're doing legit. We were not legit alter boys and while we

Religion, alter boys that priest assets of you, but we wanted to go, get ice cream with them. and for me I don't know a game was back, then I was like ten that it now I would like all I saw was filled with. Are you kidding I? Let's do it, but my bodies at she got wind of it and she said you know what let me cock block so she came along You know that just blew his guess. She'd tell you that a bucket of percocet ice cream yeah will see how baked yeah remember when the when Dave Chappelle asked. girl. He thinks his friends are asleep in the back and goes he looks back and many asset goes. You eating You wanna go, get some ice cream some time and then his friendly his eyes grew not because that I've always had a big watch it. It's amazing. You are still using atheists, and he said what yes, you believe in god he said: come on man, that's religions issued who used to control the masses. I was like

Yes, I gotta know be if pff. So I remember that I was in his commission because if he would have been all religious because we were agreeing on so much shit like the moon landing at all that he was a giant moon. He was the biggest moon landing denier of all time. He would battle with nasa scientists on ere you got what you could hear that showed you to. Nobody was better than Joe when Joe truly believe in something You know what I want to argue with their mother, always smasher. He was straight. Stop you. I generally sylvan, Jan andersson. You know domain he fuck around Now we just click on that. We'll hardcore conspiracy, there's you know, I'm I'm sorry. I've subtle conspiracy there there, but the ones that are so much, whether which one, I am even afraid to say eggs, borgo billy, offended when I say this with one, which I think the government created aids to your blog.

people and gaze leah. I mean if you read the book by bill cooper, he talks about basely there They created a gay agenda and is of the escape without great great gay agenda and then made a to kill them off. I wouldn't doubted. If I would, if they could do it, they would When I went doubt it when you hear that the guy on Joe romans possible podcast is, is doctor duisburg or something with the blue one. The one gallon was on. The the guy, was saying that aids is just because a drug use. Yes yeah. I saw listen to some of them. Basically, what he saying is, it is a condition you know. Aids is like aids, acquired immune deficiency syndrome means your immune system is broken means or engine is broke. You know, so a lot of things can cause malnutrition.

A shitload of viruses can can make your immune system stop working. So in the case of aids, originally before was called aids called grid. Gay related immune deficiency. It was with a gay disease, because in the seventies, all the people they were shot up with their immune system shot were gay so that everything can should and gay people were marching on buck. Why are you guys ignoring us? We fucking all these gay people are dying. Don't ignore us. We need funding. We need to find out what the fuck, what the fuck this is, that we're making a lotta noise know why you guys call me gay related immune deficiency. This is bullshit, so decided to look into it. They took a business according to duisburg you're. They took a bunch people there were dying of aids and they all the tests on him and found out its forty percent, of whom had hiv of all. So just from that report,

I just read with HIV causes aids, but they didn't even know one as like. What about the people that didn't have hiv? Why are they still dying of aids? They didn't give shit about that they just want a full blown it we're gonna call aids. Now we're not gonna call a grid. No more real and its if you got HIV, if you hiv dna? So that's what I thought so people started getting. Testing and people are getting it come on up I'll be positive, but Do you realize that it does? a conclusive. The hiv causes aids because sixty percent of em don't even have hiv aids there. It was either a forty per I didn't have hiv and there are still dying of aids or sixty percent of the sixty forty thing I forget out: it's either way either way it away not all of the patients did they did that the tests on a call indeed douche bag, had hiv. So what

the fuck, were they dying? How are they getting their immune system shot, so they never really got into that. They just said hiv boob. So what they ended up doing is when people came up with an hiv positive, result, they would just get him on aisy tea, which is a medication that they stop using for cancer patients because it was killing them. The Aisy tea was killing them before the cancer, so they had they had a shelf the aisy tee. But now, with this new aids, go, let's bring back a z, tee and anybody that has is tests positive for hiv will them a tee and the people databases, d, not aids, but people who knows according to duisburg, where, like that were so well we're given aisy de because out of HIV positive result when in reality, they probably would have lived if they would have just

figured out how to control the hiv, what did the ended up doing then in realising ok? They knew that lets. Let's, let's stop easy tea. They all we got a new cocktail. This is better and safer, they stopped, they stop daisy tee for cancer treatment and then they stopped at for aids tree or hiv treatment. So there's a lot of thought there industry blew up like all. The aids has an all this just what makes me greatly curate no there's no money in current em. All they found out according to duisburg. Is that what was What was killing their immune system according to him was not all it was generally the hard core dry. Users there's a there's. A guy waiter used gazing certain drugs like poppers and a you know my trade or email nitrate. What is an amiable motor able, nitrate and, it'd be convenient if it anal night. Yes, of course, you're right, so those

I'm just gone by duisburg. He said those to drugs are very popular amongst gay people. To loosen up your rectum to make ain't? No intrusion a lot easier right. So that's why they took it something about able nitrate when you're having an orgasm and you take it. It's like a crazy. It's like love doing that know nothing wrong with a joint sex, but it was those poppers, those things that make it but loose and the able nitrate a common and and then you know, speed, of course, and heavy alcohol use. They found that most of the people that were dying already dying of aids from their immune system was shot was from these drugs? It wasn't from HIV, it was actually the drugs so well and that's what duisburg says. I don't know, I'm exxon Valdez people and I haven't seen study, but there are p oh god, through blood transfusions? They got HIV right. Sure when they get a guy hiv, then they put him on easy tee and then

that was I get they get kid was that was arthur ashe. The employer easy, I don't think I don't know, but he was a first round of arising from blood for refugees. The big problem was, as soon as someone gets an hiv positive test results, they put him on some hard core drugs and that the conspiracy theory is that their dying from the drugs, not from the hiv the drugs are fond of that's why they had a pool. They don't give a zt out to aids, can someone they used to these new africa or to their don't. Do it anymore? Why cause is too fucking dangerous. She, my my according to do. I was in atlanta doing the laughing school is while ago, and I said something about aids and some portugal from the centre to meet disease control cdc were there they said. You know what they're, by the way they work there, this what we call a straight guy with the aids and if so, what are you a liar

I would really like those drink I can't get. It is rather a lot of things that did make sense, though, like when aids first came out, big league and eightys, there were saying by now gee? Ninety two one in four americans between eighteen, twenty five are gonna have aids. There was a bit excuse me I now one straight guy. I know not one has ever gotten me. Neither now one even below you didn't hookers right would think cookers all over brazil would have aids ripe laid out now, while there were locked down there do have aids. What about the porn industry should be rambled? Let's let me just say one thing now get out that there are you guys get aids, but they get it through arm needles, needle yeah that I believe that women who has reacted aids aids, is your immune system downward them, like the african kids, the ethiopians that are getting aids deck, their colleagues aids because our immune system doesn't work both with dick aids from malnutrition,

not having food really, but they still call it aids to get back to get aid is like some kind of you know, those those non government organizations that are all a disguised in philanthropy. I mean they come in and, like you know, there's all of em, they have just like an awesome name like home for africa. Foundation sounds great, but really there just its they're, doing some kind of money laundering, some kind of crooked shit, going on that vulcan africa's of fuckin inside the fact that that please exists is mind. Dude, have you been to liberia? No, but I I spent the night in a shantytown I forgot what yeah spend the night in a shanty january in south africa, johannesburg and all that crazy shit is going on south africa right now. What's going on, she's been on like that like, just taking land from farmers now and given it to people and its vice

lines is insane really like fire to be murdered, notices share detail, I will show why people? Oh no, no, no! No! No! No, no one! Why and a new wherein there yes a week I went in spent the night the next morning got drunk that night crazy. Ran around responses. Fuck you- and why was I injures nano? Some guards? are the and my tv show, while I'm and then another, which was initially fear one time for the tv show that one time when down. There was the premise: where'd you go there. We wanted to play soccer with these kids and experience another side of africa and this was we also spent the night in a fella yeah those priest, those are even probably sketch you're than shantytowns o real our values and our brazil. We want every. We want to say this finale. If you go to a man

fucking numb nuts burt started walking around on his own and got lost. Oh my god ended up in the middle of this fucking courtyard, where it was all houses like our apartments, straight up and in the centre, like literally like The wall of your apartment, building in the center was of soccer court, and these kids play soccer out there and I just I was I just play soccer and no one knew where the fuck I was and then it started getting dark and I was like I dunno, where the fuck I am, and yet the fellows are scary, but the shantytown here's. What really Fucking blew my mind, the next morning? We're leaving we're getting re, leave guys getting chase down the street with a the bread and other guys gonna break up a guy's got a brick and a machine in a chase them and on the street and also what fuck and one of the guys one of our guy It is walking towards us and they use yeah he's got caught stealing a pillow. I wouldn't really again, don't worry, we'll take care of them,

they ve justice and of in these ruin, and in here I was like what do as I go. There necklace they put a tire on his neck and might have on fire, and miserly my for stealing a fuckin pillow like holy shit and just like we need to get the fuck out of here. Like I didn't. I didn't know that I thought there was idea that I was safe. and then, as soon as I heard that, and they they were chasing him right by us, like literally right by us as like. Oh there's, no safety in this place. I could walk out it's all lottery man you get lucky born in certain place, works out. I mean like you work car in your life, but obviously, and then said people are boy. Would it be scary to come back? What if you're born keyboard and like you know, Venezuela or some shit, idiotic dude? Do us I've seen some really I've seen the real poverty in this world like vienna we rode into which the worse, you say,

so you never been a liberia, liberia, possibly the worse right, the the and all of that that was it ivory coast. Is our monrovia, I think, is the city in liberia, those fuckin, scary yeah, because I've been a story, they lawless right. The story is that when slavery was abolished, big actually did so a bunch of slaves backed african? They dumped him off in monrovia, liberia and those africans now there americanized, they ended up trying to run shit because they had you dog gangster tactics like the slaveholders. So so apparently the civil war. There has been ongoing since the end of slavery and is according to that vice story where they had captain but naked gear seed on what may be the general but nay kinds are they got these? They say that the civil wars like never ending in its it's all in all, stems from the IMF. again: blacks, coming back

to take control yeah. I think that's what mf thirteen is we sent bunch of gang bankers. El Salvador and the guy just started running shit dude what I've seen on vice? And you know I don't I don't. I take what I see on the advice with a grain of salt. I think that's kind of the mainstream media sort of it used to be like alternative, but now, whenever they get bought out by big corporations, changes that you have to align the mess totally so, but so that's why I watch it with you know with some salt and they said that, where are we I must tell you that they did a special where they're, sending mss thirteen guys back to Guatemala, El Salvador and they're getting killed, like. The cops are killing so that story on vice was trying to make us feel sorry for the amsterdam

guys that are getting set. Another little set back. The cops don't want to deal with them. Cops, hunt them down and kill him so now they're like lady, then Brazil, they hunt down kids, all the crew, Is the homeless, kids out there, the kind of children and the sun, is that what is your children ass on the day of guy city? Is that what it is you ve got do that for those values which it was the most beautiful view of brazil. I've ever seen in my life like a witness hotel room of the very, very, very top and you just was fucking gorgeous some cold your son setting. It's different in Brazil had in the states here, the higher you go up, the hills like the richer. You are and you pay for them views. You could have a small house on top of over sunset ship. I think were three million. Just because of the view you know, in Brazil the. How are you going to mount the more five ally I get, so you look at those mountains. They just got. She emptied look.

Ex everywhere it scare. It is a question of whether we want up I'm gonna fuck, this up somebody better to notice. There was a there's, a policeman, that went in and screw, used, fuckin, training, day tactics on the fellows psychology. star of death or something the and this guy? Just basically murdered everyone that was breaking the law. Just went in fuck yeah, this cop or police force fuck it up, but anyway they were our escort in, and so we were like. The guy did all that was escorting, you not that actual guy, but their people, so we walked in and we were like we're all set, and we took these guys. We have these days kids details with motorcycles up to the top and They drove up motorcycles and this, what in prison guy had a big fuckin ahead in the world and he was my guy is fat as fuck. He had a really big head and I have a really big head and we got to.

at the top, and I knew that we were getting a ride out of there. We didn't need of motorcycles, get us down and either I just got a brand new helmet like a fucking four hundred dollar helmet motorcycle helmet from the travel channel, and I looked at the Try it on and he tries and on that fits I still got it on. I go it's yours and he flips other things smiling and he's like yeah. I got yours and it just took off before I get my mind to tug golf, yeah, the one in vietnam. We walked into the village into a village that they had never seen a white guy rang what that is where they had never seen a white guy and they had never seen a white guy with a beard didn't grow beards and vietnam, so I came out of the jungle with his big fuckin beer. There are like the cobra just ran the kids were terrified me, and so I went the kids. and my by my fix or TT was like their skin. your beard, they think you're, a wolf and outside it, Like I told a career and sudden one kid wanted to touch it alone.

As my beard and as soon as it were, and they all started laughing and then they all wanted to touch my beard and then I just went, and of course you know me, I travel was skittles in candy and my backpack. That's all I had my backpack. So I emptied out my backpack of all the candy and gave it to them and they were like losing it here becoming like vietnam, santa all they let the guys who are the tortilla flats. You guys know that sorry no when you talk about the guy's gonna, just reckon chop, for the longest time. The mexican community, in los angeles, would not go to dodgers gangs yeah because when the dodgers came to allay their basis, There is one area of l a it. It was the only place illegals were allowed to live and when the dodge came from new york: they decided they're gonna, put dodger stadium right there so they went straight up like like nazi kick in doors, you know for just grabbing,

at least thrown him all the houses knocking down all the all the buildings to build dodger stadium. So the dodger year was Apo. I think it was just in forty. Forty fifties there's a dive, mexicans baghdad, mexicans wouldn't go celebrate dodgers and you know what change it fernando Venezuela, we came and they had of fernando like mania. That's when the next came back to the dodgers, but we did that shit know a common interest, doors, man thrown people. Burning down their buildings. You're the one that land for dollar stadium was that it was like a sanctuary. Little village. Well knows the only place it would allow illegals to move to more than ever that city. They called it took flat. Oh flat, oh shit was all mexicans. What's his name, I want to say frank, castillo or who zeus trail wanted. I talk to do your mexican and they told me about this. There was frank,

We say that his grandfather had to go in and kick out his own people. One of them told me that, like did, they hide mexicans to go into and they were like fuckin we're: gonna build a stadium, guys, that's fucked up there. They! But now you go to a dodger game. It's all mexicans were you on the menu you go to the snack bar and the guy. Do your burgers yeah or do your dogs yeah. How crazy is that the crazy who could order adore your dog day? Love the dodgers? Yes, mexicans love my grandfather love, never miss a die, love really, my grandfather. Never he sucker. The border and like in the sixties. Amid sixties, he crossed the border area golly, but even though my grandmother was a citizen, my grandmother was born in santa Barbara, She was an american citizen. Then, at twelve, her parents moved back to mexico, he married or she married

grandfather at fifteen that a few kids and then they wanted to come the states they it. Just just walked across the border, but my grandfather or two earnest citizenship like on his own. He liked me cheese cheeseman to the max he's sort, my rambo, so he sent across the border and earned his started, cutting grass and shit and earn his green card, you nobody, he was party in a little too much and he didn't want It- wasn't ready for the family to come to the states, and then my grandma found out that he here green card already in and it was time, but he was this bullshit and intel her the dumb any day now any day. Meanwhile he's party and in san diego and shown the beach get hammered, and then my grandma just showed up with five kids at the boy. Do you want and said come pick us up his time so when who's, your damask and dad's mexican moms mexican, you gotta make mexicans fuck her,

but my spanish is horrible. I was the first of the grand kids to start to lose the spanish version, for there was a time when yours forces assimilate so like people move here and they keep their culture. But the whole thing was about male and blended yeah. That was my mom's general. You know my by Grandparents, they were be armenians, but they were like trying to become american, everybody on my on my my grandfather, my great grandfather. They all changed your name from tripoli to triple so to be more american. They get the whole thing about keeping your culture, which I have no problems with, but that's a very new thing, tripoli sounds italian. It is italian, my mother's, but mothers at my mother's armenian, her last name. What's is buddy him? Ok, my dad's italian. You dad, if full blown science italian sicilian,

we'll lose shouted. The army, armenian genocide, turkish, the turks, the FARC, in turn, I was when I was in. I was in england, london, with patrice none of scotland, and they were a chant, patrice the committee, india, his grand and they are doing to chant I'd rather be a pack. You then turn don't don't I'd rather be a back. You then a turk and and we're like what is I will. I will neither us really understood and there are like We pakistani than turkish and we're like that. Dirge we're like what the fuck jam is this embroideries like they're, just as raises is really throw bananas black, a black players. right, but now rule gains are the worst we like to think through like they're all raider fans. That's what that's! What kids come amongst obsessed with this premise that

people in canada and england. Go. You guys are so obsessed with race, but I think we mask are hatred of socioeconomic people like people lower socio, economic classes, we mass with race and if they don't have the do not do that there they don't have much diversity, so they just go. Oh, we don't like poor people right. In england that day and poor people to no one likes poor people. That's all premise that I'm obsessed with georgia. the car, my old is gonna car, Recently you play the software game. We as a group of mexican girls were really tough like they were from the barrio the day, that surely ought to dance said the other place, or was it the beverage ass? They would answer jets yeah they would have in general and in the end, what the data is doing is no matter what girls did. He go run the basis for the air so the goal, but then she run around mcgowan ranks the white girls. We just panic throne of honour.

field. They fuckin taken, throw it in the vote in the third based dug out, and so we in the car georgia's whimpering in the back, and I was like what's manner, she's like like thing: some races to watch, because I don't like Mexican know you? Don't like poor people that you just met their mexican, because you saw that that's just poor people and then I said to her- and I said this to her this morning, because I was so funny dude. I said to this morning: I go I saw want to do this is a bit, but I I'm going to have to say that you said that you didn't like mexicans, secular, bother you issues ike uh yeah, maybe cause I go to school with a lot of mexicans. Dad is like maybe next year when I go to private school, but not right now. So, as I said, and then in the car. I said you're going It doesn't have anything to do with race. So you know the type of people to come to your house and they don't If anything, they held good snacks right away and then and then they

the good drank some. U r d than ever after after pay enjoys goes, oh, you mean moms family. I went yeah their poor boy. now will be so fine, but it's all around the world. No one likes poor people. You know, I get it. They have it in england, but it's too having to be white so that are of racism but in our country or media, has taken it to make it. Looks like the black people are the poor people. The mexicans with the classism yeah word is that a word you eat a very interesting that you know they act like we're the only ones who care of our own comedy. They didn't like to racial, so much better, I think our society in amerika we have been. Brainwashed am basically, be down into everything is racial and that's we don't get along and we don't. Attention. What's going on and that's my honest opinion man, but I think it's beautiful too. You know for them psychopaths around the world. I think it's brilliant. Just

our mixing, a bunch of fucking different races in it as long as their fighting. It is matter of its about race, of its about politics or of its about religion it doesn't matter. It is a matter that them we don't the main goal- is really get them to fight. It doesn't matter why they fight to drop hillary due to the illuminati. That's running things, that's kind of pulling the strings to say some judea there are there are. There are eight families that their own pretty much the federal reserve they own. Almost all of both every states centralized bank really. Ok, and these eight families own the biggest chunks of ev, a fortune, five hundred country company so they literally own everything and that make we feel that television It is just a shell game because people only channels and they own the p advertising on the channels so

I see some just a move, a money tied. Think did I mean it when you? take a look at it. It is insane and everybody its blame rothschilds. I think they're, the buggy man there, one of em, but their use as the bad guys. There's people even above them, this black, nobility people there Billy. Have you heard of them, though the there lange nobility the call like nobility man and nobody knows him because that's how you know the real power, because nobody talks about em. They are all banking families from rome. They've been around since Rome two and they are like the real g stood and the rothschilds and one of them. You know, then, the the royal family, it's so funny, watching these buddy celebrate role family. You like, Queen Elizabeth was literally just found guilty of the, disappearance and pretty much the death of like ten orphan children in a whirl court. she was convicted for real one she'll. Never

be ever know or know about it, because the media covers up there. So much shit going on in politics right now, I've I've been so do waterways reacting, nazis you'll just never hear about it. The show What's goin on their so many people in politics, so many people getting buyer switching jobs all these these and I can in politics, I mean Deputy of house intelligence committee, special council, so a minority leader there. So many politicians in all these lawyers and prosecutors in the department of justice, so many people, it's not just from been pens and then you, you know them before him. It was obama bomb, there's a shitload of peace, it's a game of thrones. China really follow politic. That's really gone on, there's a whole shitload of people in and it here queuing on alone, he's unanimous man ass, a long story,

shit there just so much going on, you know, rose in stein, Mackay the new c. I a director gina hassle Home raises no money should go and on man that you'll never see and did they never report on. It is it's nothing but shady shit. None all these people, Every one of the events of recent days they're, not waking up in the morning trying to figure out what to do for the people My girls, all just power. How you gonna meet get our maintain power, keep the power and as much money as you can have older rack, racket, everyone's got them little gun, running ragged. It's like us, like you know, when you, higher from politics. You have your. drug, running a bracket, gun running racket you so guns that the tax payers paid for your selling guns of the union in pay four and then sell them on the black market. I mean it's ridiculous, that's really! What's

one on everyone's everyone's a little gun runner in all these people in power, and they all got a little shady shit. Goin on and they're, doing all the russian stuff, and maybe they heard something one day when they, when they arm spied on him and they wiretapped him. You know, maybe they did hear something I don't know, but they got which russia narrative cause to call. On on what you really want column on they would be didn't want do that because the people signed their checks. I mean when I say that, MSNBC and fox and all them you'll never hear them report on any real shit, because the people sign their checks are also doing that to so they have to create a bogeyman type thing like the russians affected the election. Whole areas, which crazy is fox. News is always been known as fake news and sinking MSNBC and cnn. Is there the godfathers of that? That's, like a joke. Now you know know

how'd. You know fox would always give you the bull shit about the republicans and then MSNBC on cnn are all about the liberals right, but in this situation that we got going on now with trump, because the liberals once you have done so many illegal things, really illegal surveillance of trump by our intelligence aid. You they put plants on yeah. All that shit did the delay rules, did so much to fuck with tromp illegal shit. That's what's coming out today. Today its comes all coming out to define all that shit, so you so now because they will act. tromp so hard love a fuckin. Rail messages and armies. All these are taxes back and forth. It did to prove that B- FBI, cia department of justice, hollywood the hilary campaign, all of

pedestrians all colluded to do. anything, to bring trump down and not let him be Hilary all that's coming out, all that shit come and all those those those emails madame Hillary bleached number of that old tanker people thought, and I thought she got away with it. Look nobody's fucking indicting her no one's going after you know why? Because she had every they're on the same team. Are the senior leaders of the f b, I department of justice they're not going to touch anything hilly, the hillary's protected. So what what according to carries a real hatred between hilary I am course mostly usually it's like pro rustling. In my opinion, you know that you know there's a vincent man who has both of both of the bill, Clinton and joint senior thou was w dug out. We got there like partners in crime. Milk,

AL gore or george singer. George SR is like one of the top dogs, oh hae young, and while he was vice president, while he was vice president bill Clinton was the governor of arkansas. We are so george Bush as a vice president, former director of the cia. The president is ronald Reagan, they try to kill him and just put a george singer right: right any. I know he's only family were very close friends with the bushes no hinkley father is old oil from tat this george bush's quarter, saying their friends for ill yeah If you take our reagan, who become president george, during the jury, so she would to assassination terms on present. So so, well, George senior was the vice president in the eighties waiting to take over bill. Clinton was the governor arkansas, so

there were running cocaine and arms. Through arkansas, because they had no bill is part of the our guests was ranked fiftieth in everything. Nobody pays. Attention are exactly so mean: arkansas you go to youtube, just punching mean arkansas bill Clinton. He was responsible for he's a governor. He letting george senior run. Look and run guns central america They bring back coke. I mean that's really just made a movie about it. You're very seals are Tom cruise The pay I've seen it. I, when you watch historical movies, it's it's other guy landed on the other, the propaganda I wanted to watch but Joe said Joe said it was So my Mammy watch a movie when you know the real bury seals and like I've, been obsessed with the Clinton's for the last fifteen years? Really, oh man, when you find out when you find out the world dropped like the war on drugs. I collect our criminals. I dare to keep kids off drugs the war on drugs. They start

what we started the wanderer they're bringing in the gun they're bringing in that I think we their cartel cartels, broiling driver soon cartels of brain and drugs, but not as much as the aid they bust a cartel here and there you know just to make it it's like other, stuck there trends but they're, bringing it in yeah so where, where where our government is bringing in the drugs. So when you find that heroin, I was just obsessed with wait a minute. I thought you guys are trying to stop cocaine you know it. You gotta bring it in. That's, got that some evil shit yeah glued o crazy document it yeah yeah. I ran contra hearings, that's what it was all about, but they, but they think they kept. George sing he's a main do, but in all the hearings I kept him out of it. They kept the boss out, so like who's going to take the fall, Oliver north came up and he like he's gonna, be the fact volga so does the ira, contra hearings, were they had to come out and do you know I mean just because they know people forget and they thought you know what I guess: some worrying it, jack,

singer. You know, even though they kept him out of it. It just seemed like too many people knew the he was the boss, so maybe we should bring it now the presidential candidate, and then they just decided fuck it. You know what just right for president we're gonna you're gonna win anyway, so they can control the media. They can they make anything happened. When you have controlled media you can make, you can make anybody. Believe anything like it, if you want to do controlled cnn? You could make people believe the santa Claus really did oh to everyone's house at night and deliver presence yugoslavia portable start slowdown, though to start style, was operation. Let's get people to believe in santa claus. You do so you say rudolph, the reindeer bones, found in lithuania in some cave, you notice. You started off with that plant the seed the damn that really wasn't yours, I heard there was a senate

was it was actually a saint nick? They actually was based on oh really, and he did have a reindeer put that shit on cnn people are like they'd, be at work and you hear they found fucking rudolph, the red deer's fuckin bones: oh yeah! We knew that. Then people would be pretending like they knew all along the people were they were criticizing people that believed in santa claus now that, instead of going You fucking believe in santa claus. You fuckin idiot it's for kids. Now they got all yeah yeah. We knew that there was really a saint nick. You know that's how people that that some people- I know it's a moon- denies the moon landing deniers does you're crazy. We went to the moon, you're crazy and then all the evidence comes out that they take did then people go yeah. They take the dog was we we live in a space race with russia. You know me, I find it an ample, don't don't keep score like literally they move on, so it signals like when we invaded iraq on and they lied about, weapons of mass destruction, right, yeah she's, plainly light wheeler, where's. The choosing the excuse is always there try

in the figure round. Nuclear bombs gets the perfect excuse because everybody because everybody thinks nuclear bombs are like the most evil thing ever. You know everyone thinks like. We were brought up to think that the in the united states- I was a big red button here and in russia they had a big red button and the presidents had the power to press this red button and then the world's going to explode. That's what people no more brought, I believe, and we believe that right right believe that ship, just a book if alone is all you need, and they are in no way keeps you or I may want to invade any country all they got to say as those motherfuckers they're trying to. Do you know last june the exact same argument right now, for I ran their? Not televising it here, I need hardly what I have heard something about around in the news today. She is literally using the exact same argument: they, sue invade iraq to date. I ran right now. It's perfect lot barter now, as I say here, because I know people be like you

working lied about before you're, full shit, so they're, not even telling by this that's crazy- crazy sure going on right now, so much on its like it's, a game of thrones is actually really going on erosion, decisive, economic, how many characters? If you turn someone on you watch came to tell you. How Well long, would it take how many episodes would it take to figure out what all the characters and what's goin on take like two or three to three seasons: oh yeah yeah. I wouldn't even know the names like. What's the fucking? What's that? What's that princess name again, you fucking know and die, What's goin on Washington DC, it there's a whole shit load of people and there's those those Hillary eat that there, the anthony, wiener hard drive where they they said they found him sexting a fifteen year old. not being there are not even real dude heatless, think about think about hoo hoo,

there's way worth their racy. She shit going on in that that hard work in bringing about a huge huge politician. He went to jail for texting. A chick do really think that's what happened. Man there was darkshire on that, and they he cut a deal and that's what they said. It was yeah, we're gonna, have to say something. But what's goin, this is the queue ain't on thing. This is what's goin on obviously everybody's against trump NBC, cnn everybody, but since he's up republican foxes like on trunks the oh, so with this certain situation, that's gonna, it seems like trump wasn't. Even you know video him saying he's writing a Republican doesn't have if I ever ran for president I'd I'd, be a republican cause. You know that that be easy, I could easily evenings

I think he made some kind of reference to them being stupid. It be easy to follow them or something like that. He did something like that. So he's by not even really republican deep down, but he knows if you had a ran as independent power may average, if so anyways, so because he is a republican officially now now with, in this unique situation we got with trump fox is having a field day, because it is true that the f b, I will it seems like it, is allegedly, and it seems like all this stuff's coming now certain senior members of the f b, I not the whole organization, there's a lot of good people in the ep in the cia as well. There's people just wanna do they want to fight for their love? America yeah? They love america and they truly want to fight for the country, and then you've got your corrupt people in intelligence, so the corrupt people got together and they wanted to make sure trump didn't win, but he won anyways so now. There's all this evidence did they broke a allows. You can.

The esa we're talking survey watergate after our eventual did it you can have That's they even spied on after you, one so what's goin down right now is for their all gonna get busted and now fox news. Which was generally fake news now they're like it's it's Obviously, the the another still crazy bias, but their say and more truthful shit now than ever? Let you watch fox news here and there. The basically confirming queuing on cue is a guy deep in the trump administration who is with us I decided to do is since the media is totally bashing trump and he can never get out what he really. They always are at a show clips of trump talking out of context like last week. They as CBS aired something that said did they made. It seem like he was talking about mexicans mexicans any said: yeah we're gonna to we're deporting m added high rate their aunt

was there there vicious animals and we just wanted to port of Sophia beseemed CBS Msnbc. They aired ere it like. You started what maxims, but who started what emma's thirteen. It was clear because you can watch rulers of the whole thing and then the shit that CBS shows just parts of it and they they blasted it like, and- and I could I understand all these libs cards- are getting crazy- god fuck trump here, yeah cause. If you really did say that he really did say, mexicans are fucking animals and we're going to deport 'em hell here: I would say you know what he is crazy. We need to get the fuck out you, but he wasn't saying that. But most people don't know that. So that's a perfect example of what they're do they're they could they, Take video of you and make you look like a child lester, you know, there's a guy on instagram he's at risk good god. He took a conversation, the Joe had honest podcast, what some chick and they were talking about the sexual allegations going on with that to happen with that. we see cannot stop and some

edit it to make it look. It's hilarious at rogan got it made him, by Joe on his podcast is getting super creepy with this check, if our added in its it makes Joe look like a fuckin, just a crew be predator but obvious it was ended. It is funny, it's funny bats. They do thou ex Jones, that's what they do to trump all the time they added it. Making so when you watch you like, oh my god, this motherfuckers the president, so crazy, mother, fucker ever when in reality trump, yes, he is an air- is arrogant, he's pompous tool, a pride, talks a lot of shit. You know, but the cue non plan, the plan is The team behind trump Tromp was chosen by military by the military. High ranking intelligence officers in the military did tell rid to clean up washington DC, apparently the child trafficking. Just water control and its business. It's a little business in washington, DC its agenda pizza gate. All that

preliminary was put out to make to tibet scully make it look discredit and no no. It wasn't like that. No patio get whether people pizza gay people get all that all that that shit. When you look and do it they made everybody think, because they have control of media, they made everybody think it was a hoax and then, but it wasn't a hoax it when you look at all when you look at when you lily call, he took a big and people go. Oh, he's doing this in the basement. it doesn't have a basement. Yeah does have a basement there, there's pictures of the big. When you look into pizza gay, you really know they made. Everybody think that it was a hoax. Did that control of the media, is everything they control. They can make you think they can make. You think the santa claus Where do you see that video with our sinclair Claire video were this I added everything together where this one company owns pretty much half of

local new stations, and they would tell everybody exactly what to say and they would say verbatim and therefore it spread everywhere: so the clings deregulate the media was like why you do not regard this will be good for bit. Competition now allowed. consolidate so now five people six companies own all the media and all new there, their reading out the script and holy shit load. Whole shit load, shitload of new stations, low common stations, all of the work that the exact same script and there's too There's no benefit for a news ass, for whose not that creative in the first place other really good at is looking good and reading out loud yeah, there's no benefit them to question. No they're, not gonna, come should there not doing journalism does not that there are those the news castro type is more sheep person yes likes to be led who doesn't want to question anything exact just wants to be given a job security.

simply with host easy job? Oh, it's an easy job. We're gets a great way. Do not really know you're here below real someone started talking too loud. The offer of shows you want show you gotta. Do you have a lot of potential then you locked into a show? Now you don't want to lose that show now. You're gonna fuckin play ball my arm I do that's how they do it. They go shout when I goes on travel, gentle and never would smoke pot on camera, and so did you ever look, I smokes mo pot and it would it it'll, be like like I'd Brian, would cut the camera off me. And I take it of a joint pass around because out in what are you fired yet its men, a pay check is a great silent, sir. for sure for sure Joe would smoke a weed and in front of the fear factor producers and they they. He didn't, give a shit. He would ever like pot, lollipops and shit. You got. He got article because I have to get ready, from my show will hear what what time is it

I have thirty we've done about an hour and a half. You guys got an hour and a half good. I don't want you to come. I want to talk about. I want to talk about your tour because I'm releasing this tonight, okay, so that you, because you guys going on tour this weekend, we have three dates: we are first show, is friday night call sore, and then we have two dates coming up. It is that they do well there. You know their girl s too. Tourism is one of our major. Everyone comes out to see what would so. What's the show This leads to a comedy conspiracy, nigh live nation on the put out, a show, eddie talk to them and they wanted tour of consumers, see comics talking conspiracies cause the numbers. More more people come to us overtime, than by into that. The problem and a bullshit. So more more, Lord coming? You know my tinfoil. I apply gas he's getting better and better bear the gray broadcasts I'll. Thank you. Did it's a great progress in and I mean Eddie you You have to know you're, probably everyone.

foremost favour conspiracy. There, our shit like going out and out of one item. I really love. When I say I wonder about the flatter, if I was like love to hear a fuckin, I loved you. I, like hearing, different ideas and the ones I have that's why. Girls, who do I dont understand people, don't like hearing new ideas. I follow the fat. the feminist chick who challenged Norton online. I follow I follow. People I don't normally would normally hang out with, because I like hearing new ideas- and I just remember I dunno what it was like right after the whole flat earth. They went down on a on a on a fi companion. Watching everyone lose their mind and you hold, and I was like le dion. I love that shit. People want to be right. You know, and people accuse me of just wanting to be right and- and I I believe in flat earth, because I am trying to be cool or something like that and it it's being

flat. Arthur is definitely not cool. The YAP lonely life. You know domain that so not cool, like you know, there's a lot of flat earth people in the closet there in the flat earth clause, A lot of people come up to me, people that it had on my podcast super respected in their feel off camera they go. Dude is fuckin flat, But they don't want, then a wanted to ruin what they got going because as soon as you say, as soon as you say or question, all the space information that is given to us by nasa Would you start question people think you're, a lunatic and then they nationalist gratify nods discredits it discredits your whatever you're an expert in like in I know some nine eleven experts. They know every fault amount alone,

and as the game of thrones on its own is so much quoted. So, deep again you can, you can have a twelve hour documentary on all the evidence from nine eleven right, and then people spend so much time on that. They feel that if they start time about flattered that its can discredit all their work same thing with a jail. hey guys and that assassination that's like ten game. Thrones flock do jfk you guys have problems are emerging from my god said this is hook. This is what information me. I'm on J, F gas. What a joke! I think, there's the craziest thing is the craziest thing. Is they already that the house intelligence committee on fascinations think I said that right in nineteen seventeen, seven that seventy nine they finally reopen the jam K case to see if it zat conspiracy or nazi? There was more people involved. And they said it's already done. They said. Yes, it was a conspiracy, but then the media never talk, but that ever so it so the whole J of keeping you know it, Do you believe was alone? Not did shy,

Jackie, always a team of monitoring. Of course there was a regional I'm not through lily wholly papers. Do you know? Because there is more like their time about one dude? george bush senior george over real, he do huge uses down to his dad prescott bush, for see I his dad his dad, nazis were not actually will you know a vain prescott bush that dude was welcome to illuminati to the gills dad prescott. His dad lord singers grandfather, Samuel bush was right. Was the right hand, man of frank, rockefeller, they're, all balls deepened in back, then in at the turn of the nineteenth century. It was all about fuckin who owned the rail roads, there's evidence and I or roads were everything steal. You know. That's one fuckin pit bird cleveland steel is whoever owner rockefeller. He basically in all the rockefellers.

Maybe they basically ran the states and then became the leg they went under the rothschild wings like the raw childhood were controlling the rock a thousand. They got the rockefellers from just being the oil and shit they got him in the international banking data, so how of soldiers super rich, not even rich riches, not the word. What we're blackening alzheimer s ranch in it as wealthy occurs roger s rock The shows are sept. We got this friday, but I think it's sold out development sold out yup and then we have our june first egg cobb's tickets are grown. Good and then we have june in san Francisco june, first san francisco at calm second friday punchline in Sacramento it just you two: are you guys bringing in local couple of the guys Ryan got a buddy of ours from vegas? That's in the conspiracies is really funny I co host is going to be like

this wrangling everything, so you guys gonna be on stage with MIKE sir, you guys gonna put it all in one or two times stand up one at a time and then we're gonna do like that is. Can we ain't nothin great q and a in all that stuff I'm really excited about a dude and I gotta it's a tower seven and overshadow like if you're, not down with tower seven. You won't be allowed in that release over at least I'll look at building six. That's my opening hour, seven and over sevens bottom of the barrel, conspiracy theory because of the flat earth I can I get it. It sounds I thought when I personally did. I thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever created when people get mad and pissed off. I was getting mad and pissed off when people bring up later to me how people shut the fuck up with that shit, I felt like I lost soldiers when they come up to me and they told me that I don't trust any fucking thing. You say now flat fucking earth. Are you kidding you know, but so I understand that you don't have to be into flatter, but if you

If you believe tower seven came down collapse. If free false bead, because of some office fires, to go you this evening to stay home and watson cnn. I love that leaves a great deal here. Use a metal the fliers Terrorism is an over that we have a saying that this twenty one and over the science is tat. Our southern over its awesome, I'm dying to know who's, gonna, grab, ticketing, just go to show and just show up, and we just do in fact we have a contest going on in San francisco was the contest. Whoever brings the most people get, whoever wrangles most people tat. You come back. do a package with us and us and those who turn we'd great or that have the big room over four hundred people. what reserve we set if we sell out san francisco and sacramento June first june. Second, then live nation is gonna, give So like a little many tour, maybe six states then so weak. We got their support

Maybe they'll drop us because of the conspiracy there his nose up there, though we're not you know we're not we're not out there protesting anything we're not trying to get anybody arrested. We are not trying to I'm not trying to open up any minds a dish at this show. It is our just making fine we're making fun of conspiracy there's you know I'm here, I'm not trying to preach we're, just if, if you know, it's really easy to make fun of flatter authors. Oh my god that you have an easy, oh my god, so You know what I'm trying to open up any minds at all. We just want people with that. Tab, open minds already to come to the show and just would just poke fun at each other. You know I'm not trying to be a martyr I am not trying to be. Martin Luther king, I am trying to be I'm not trying to be none of that man and I don't want a sitcom. I don't want to be on tv. I just want to go up on stage every now and then and talk a little shit. That's where the one thing I have to say is that when you I was with, I was in the back I saw up at the store

opera sam show- and I was like us in the backers like holy fuck. He's fucking amazing. I didn't expect you to identify. I suck nobody expects. I don't expect you to be able to do anything on stage. I was like rarely has a middle east asian like twelve years and you went up and you just fucking flowed in someone's like here teaches classes every day is very comfortable speaking in front of people, and I went oh my god, like I totally forgot, it was like he did great. You did fantastic and I was like oh shit. Yeah. Your stage presence was fucking, phenomenal god's will for me, and I did stand up a little bit. Remember it was. about me, you got it all right, hey! What am I going up tonight you grown up about. Fourth, after doktor came before Jerome ok. So second last What movies does last rites? Ok are cool like the two five is both for the unemployed, baron VON act. Can you ok, perfect beautiful? No,

you'll get it will get, it must bring out of mere fishes So, no, no, no, no worry about it. Let's see what time, what time sam? Like eight nine o'clock, a thirty you probably go up around like ninety. I'll, see you nine lobby to sell out this. Just to finish what I was saying was it It was about the music came to hollywood to to do music, and I was always obsessed with comedy. I was the biggest come stand up. Comedy fan. I would tape out. I was it was all about the music, but my hobby, we're taping, comedy, shows and taping fights. So I was always into fighting as a hobby and into comedy as a hobby and then what met Joe. He said: do you? Should you should we do some comedy man, you know you united. Tell stories. Are my guy you thank you. Thank you really great onstage. Thank you. Thank you. I think I suck but What ended up happening was I went. I started using open mike's at the comedy store I realise just like digits. I realize damn this. This is it's just like you.

It's you gotta put a lot of work into you how to spend a lot of time, and at that point I was thinkin shit. I'm sorry, make it in music I'm doing jujitsu to have time to be a standard community. So then I decided to step way from doing stand up and just like right, sketches with joy, cycle. You know what for been trying to master getting on stage and being this comedian, because at that point I wasn't teaching jiu jitsu, so I had no speaking explore no start, no public peak speaking experts, only the only strip club dj experience which doesn't help you be a stand up comedian at all though, but but so then I just I would just started writing sketches with Joe than we started doing the man show. Then I started writing comedy central with the man show how Joe for long term, about horrible experience, while I was working at the coming at the comedy central during that nightmare experience. I went to brazil and be hoyer. That's when it happens. When I came back, I walked off this out of man show and has in fact that I want to teach jujitsu this I hear

he did have do I hated workin for calmly central guerrilla can stand the situation. I was an that's an hour store anyways. So then I came back from Brazil and I just opened up ten planets like I walked away from comedy. I never riding over writing. So I thought why day, I'm a go back on state and then here and then I had rights more than one that I never went back to them. You know, last year. Fifteen years later or something like that? I don't even know something like that. I decided You know what I got all this material in writing all these years. Then we see some of it works will merely so I've been used to teaching. You know and every now and then I try to throw little bit in and I'll tell a story and sometimes at work, in jujitsu, but that's the worst crowd, because they don't want to hear stand up. They want Jujitsu, they worked all day. They come to class Denham. Here. We trying to do stand up in court, so I'm bombing like every night in jujitsu I'll tell a story in the middle of the story. I get some guys gone coach. It's nine fifteen c'mon man we're trying to get

they start warming up before I come, and them to start warming up some bombing every night at they wanna do Jiu. Some I thought is this. Is this good enough training to try stand began. Fifteen years of teaching is that is that going to translate to stand up sometimes, when I do seminars that that I travel to a city they want your five minutes, you're like us, the seminar and I'll just they want here when I'm on the road, but only five minutes and then so. When I decided Try it again. Last year I said put me on one of his comedy. Chaos shows I d like to know what the fuck is going to happen. I just had a couple ideas. I went out there and assume very soon, as I grabbed the mike and I talked ended. The first thing like does like: oh my god, I gotta mike their drunk and they don't want to do jiu jitsu. This is going to be easy. That's that's how I thought the first time I went up like this is that was like trying to

Tell jokes and digital class is like training for training. a fight like dragon law up hills to mean who, in some resistance, training, has man up ads like the worse crowd ever do to want to do. You did so and then a want their instructed to be funny like couple guys laugh at their just like also, I would throw some good shit every now and then, and they will not laugh and I'd have to go in jujitsu. Like is this thing on. Is this thing I'd have to resort to that you know, but once I found out that all fifteen years of teaching and doing public speaking trans. Like that's what I was missing when I first started doing I stand up, I didn't have the public speaking experience, I wasn't comfortable talking in front of people really yeah, I didn't I didn't do that. What I mean I'm out of, like you know, like ten times back into thousand one. Maybe three I did all right, but most of the time I bombed I mean I would have a bar

yeah, I didn't do great. I wasn't never killing any. You know I just didn't. I I needed more experience. I knew that I could get to a point where I'd be. Ok- and I just like manner and blend in autonomy is illogical. most comedians. You know, you know a big around Joe, so much, I'm very picky when, when it comes to come, comic and when I gotta netflix outlet, watch of one minute and I'll fuckin stopped our mother fucker right, most like eighty percent of them. Netflix special must stop that shit. I always knew not what, too much. I'm used to high level being around, like you know, listening to Joe and then Dave Chappelle would come and do a spot at the at the in the main room or digital media comedy yeah yeah I've been around like hearing joey so much so you can come with some weak ass. You know comic view type shit that doesnt do it for me. No more, you know so you know I'm talking sucks dealing here and now, but you know

this does not turn like a cinema. Tourniquets sick com- I'm not! in trying to be like this guy to go on the road and is successful and right, I really don't even have time for that now have time to be like a success. like what would brendan job is doing keys, kill in your mother fucker. He'll in that might be the fastest rising comedian of all time, like going from nothing to being a fighter to being a comedian dominant because on a meteoric rise, you know that at a time like guys, I gotta putting a lot. I got a hundred schools under me. You know I mean diagonally, I got. I got a sign in and a wife and I'm trying to spend time with them show the way I approached companies like I just do the gigs that come up if they come up all dorm, but I'm not I'm not doing what time. real comedians. Do real comedians go out. So times a night or weak, I'm glad turn grind man, we have time to grind. You know what so I'm I'm

There are five meters like I'm no time to grant. There's there's paid comedians high level once and then there's the open makers, I'm like step below and open micro. You know them enough is open. My ears, open makers, are doing working way more than I am. I just do a couple of shows here and there tinfoil hat comedy night. I could do that. I feel I feel really good in front of mexican crowds I feel like like I can do I grew up mexican and enable a bunch of x, and story. So when I oh I've open for Joe ideas for top five to four times five times, and it's, an honor man like to open for that motherfucker and he just brings all the mexicans. Oh yeah, I feel like when there it's just a room full of mexicans. I feel like this is going to be easy. I really do, but if it's a room like a random night like on a tuesday night at the comedy stalwarts, a mixture, you got like hillary fancy or just a mixer ooh, that's a hard crowd. that's a hard line. I need a baby, the specialised! That's why we decided

to do. Tinfoil comedy, like has harry, he was already doing. The temple had podcast, which I love, and I love the fact that its it doesn't sound. Its tinfoil hat, we're just spoken around time. Are crazy shit smuggle we'd, that's a thousand! It's not it's not threatening. It was ended. Something it's like it's a different, They know what you're gonna get like than no, it you're going to get and something that no one else is doing, and it is fun it's oddly enough, it's part of like the cultural lexicon. These days is that you know Joe. Podcast is in arguably the biggest podcast in the world and in it and it's a tie. We have conversation once a week once a week. You hear something about this heresies and everyone's gonna about them. Everyone has their own conspiracies. Your people come up to me, fucking all the time, I've I go and they they do do of your podcast I go, which won my pocket

no. The jewel rogan experience so is Joe rugged. No one's ever see my plaque, Jude ammonia is to me with a goal of Judah love your progress. I never miss one and they go yandah like an you. your own one, two and I go away with twenty endemic when you're on your rogan, that's the best. Unlike all the time they are hard cassa, so god damn big holy. Can shit. You know I mean this can run or how does this treadmill so fans sent to me That's crazy! Isn't forty five thousand melodrama its creative herb talking about troublesome thing? yup as I came in. I don't work for the company, but I know a guy who does? Are you talking about tread treadmills on jerry yeah? I was talking, they were making fun of me. Santa couldn't run a marathon because the treadmill wasn't real running, and so I ran the la marathon, no training yeah five hours. Thirty three minutes Bam killed it and a lot of I would say, I'm there, I would say Tinfoil hat comedy is

comedians have some alone. I would say it's kind of like a cat williams comes out and he's gonna do a conspiracy theory. Sometimes you know I can't Williams is definitely conspiracy, Bearest totally right it would be fun to see com. go out like see. Chapelle cat Williams and you know, chapels gots conspiracies. He thought black illuminati was come there. That's one of the biggest It appears that employers is that they came into a minimal night bill, cosby an opera and said wanna kill you. If you don't start doing what do you know what we need you to do? I mean each other of these one of the biggest conspiracy out there and he's be that he did at the belly room they put on netflix at the very end. at the very end. He basically explains what happened to you. Has he tells us that he will through another story he told a story of a pimp in a hooker and how to how the that hooker wanted out any mean new that ultimately hookers want how they

bounds. You know they have some crazy idea. They're gonna change your life and everything. So what he does this pimp Ok, one more job in your out. You did she's like join the circus is ok. You want to the circuits, get just one more. Romania out there's a guy across street. You know go, do him up and then give em, given this pill or the eagle, she gave a mom. Are you gave her an auto appeals or something? And then She went to the rome had sex with them, some pills he passes out and she thinks oh shit. He might be dead right. He just said he she he's going to pass out and he's got a suitcase of money under the bed. Take that shit, then your god just listed just one job him and she goes back to the penthouse. Oh, my god. I think it's fucking dead, no way, no way how many pills the junctures I gave em all use at all. If I didn't tell you to give them all the pills holy shit, so grabs your takes her back to the room he calls people has the body disposed of. Care of it. Then he says you know what you have to stay with me for six more months,

I mean and insurance, okay, okay, okay, because because you know you fucked up, you are cover for you I'll cover you, but you fucking killed them. I'm going to cover for you, but you're going to stay with me six month. so the guy was never dead. It was a trick, you know, so he and then details that story the belly room? He says: that's what happened to me! That's why I went to africa. Thank you good night, and he walked off the stage. So through that hooker story I'm telling you this something similar like that happen to him. He would It would be a really interesting guy to hear talk about conspiracy, holy shit, do that no one's ever no one's darwish opposed on. I mean just just just with his stand: peace. Arguably he could easily be the best stanhope of all time. He he's up these in the cohesion can easily be the number one guy he's like he's up. There he's he's I could say he's written my every choked is ever been written. The catherine the pussy one, Yes, that's what my ever jonah ever etc. And I just like a great joke alike.

the one where I talked about them. He says they say: are someone fucked? A monkey and that's how we got aids. We got a threw. A monkey could even know how strong a monkey is no harder to fuck a monkey. He rip committed got thrown into the tall grass labour to be seen again. I love how, but arguably he's the best comedian ever had he had the best sketch show ever. Who can fly with chapelle when it comes to sketches member the blind. blow raises got here. You can't do that get that went over ten minutes and it was just bomb after bomb portable, we must draw early murphy, Murphy is the best. Was the as storytelling ever yeah, and he did it differently. He didn't do it like in this sing song. He he did it his way and they were flat, but they fucking killed. They were have you I've ever heard story about charlie murphy. Borrowing is brothers jacket. Now, oh, my dear we had him goes. They go.

I get out of the navy and I got to allay and eddies I go, go out to planet or to fucking club. L, a or whatever you know, and so is like all that's navy, quit maybe gear. So they say to me they're like what is it you're like nato gear, like maybe like she's, just in the navy, us navy, stuff, uniform, alzheimer yoga so eddies. Why do you wear this jacket house? We gives him a blue busboy jacket like the boys are back in town, but this through the, but it's all but dad old sparkly in blue white stripes and he goes no short chains on busboy jacket. They walked in everyone's like. Why in a market. Let go that's eddie murphy! Your has Eddie murphy and take your whose eye with them, like, I think, that's his brother and the like. What's he do I think he's a magician. I love that, but that story is so great because it's got the pay off. It's like it's just such a great. I think he was the best man. I think he was one of the the sketches were crazy and he so. The only

the star to walk away from fame. He walked the fuck away from all that, That's especially change the game. He changed game. I think I wouldn't say human, Joe, both just kind of said. I just where do comedy yeah that's your rare! That is exactly usually people get into comedy to try to get sick conjure. Somebody just said I guess I'll just to calmly thank you and make millions going out. do the thing I like to do that. I know that I like to do in that. I'm really good at as opposed to him without ever Mitch. Hedberg will be like it'd, be like saying to a waiter: do you wanna cook he's like guy? I'm just a waiter is a gamut if you're, where he should cook oh no. I just I've been a waiter like it's bizarre that you can be good at stand up adobe like what we should do, shit, yeah the best stand up. Really. You know. I'll, never be as good as the great or anything like that. But I like envy that about them, where they none of us will they get? Who think they can grab mike knows.

Check or anything just walk on stage and get paid. Thousands of dollars from making people laugh when people laugh, that makes you feel really good? It's like a symbiotic. Think them laugh. You tellin jokes, make now have a good time and there and the way they expire. it makes. You have a good time suggests back and forth just you're just hook in each other up and you both great. You know this magical unite grub, making, music and sound checks and lugging your equipment. It's a fucking pain in the ass and after the gigs done he had a shitty sound. Now you gotta babysit your equipment, and it's like I always looked at like one you have seen Joe, maybe two thousand times like mad, this mother fucker I need shit, he only the terms guitar he'll needs. shit. He just walks upon states stage, grab a fuckin mike anywhere and he's gonna crush there's gonna be the same entertainment value. As you know, the best committed movie ever you know, I mean

good stand up, show where you're gettin, like an average of big, laugh Every few minutes that's way better than a movie Oh no, it's so much all my door. You got thrown in the book. It's so much better than look even with the movie the production value verses. Like all the money they put it into it. You have to make a ninety minute movie and began to laugh sign of, and then you get billboard rogue enerve chapelle sitting up there for not for sixty men, I am the last permitted is through the falcon. Yes, that's insatiable compares it's just another bears and and and where will you go, I can't leave the other exists, happily they'd role, the dice and put to it. Two million dollars into a sixty minute movie. Will you know this guy can do it for iranian warning on is a two way rather see high level comedy than a movie any day. High level should for sure movies. Ninety nine percent of them suck a good movie me is a movie where I laughed hard three times I go by.

Three times, that's a pretty good movie. because most movies out don't get any laughs from temple. To did you see it s? Pretty good do mandated the skydiving. I will die a guy that has ass. I was dying, you know I'd, be. I wonder, ryan rattles rights most of his shit today letter just go off, or does someone write all that for them? I dunno I eat because it seems like it seems so personal. I really like that's his style. I could just talk shit on anybody. Yeah he's really great yeah. He had that movie. Kill me yeah. I'd like rarely go to the movies, and I saw that by myself wife was hanging out with the in laws she took my son. I didn't have shit while there are? You know what I'm gonna go fuck an arc light and go see. Somebody like to highlight the I'd, like I dont, like superhero movies, but I had pulls like an anti superhero more for her great yeah yeah. I was asked

well, I'm gonna. Let you go man. I know you can get it. I appreciate you doing this to. I can talk to you anytime, anytime, I'll hit. You up again, I think I got your number okay miss close to tangier, taking jiu jitsu classes yeah and went in development, do you're a black eye that day and you were like, and I went. how'd, you get a black guy and you're like I don't do. I have one I was like yeah go from just ran into rowan and I'm I'm on tv. I can get a black eye upon it like it is open, showed up your back to its black eyes, the care they put make upon it, but you could still tell I still wanted. I would love to do so by just eyed the bay for me to get to where I would be enjoyable. All the stuff. I'd have to learn how my doesn't like that you have fun right away: yeah, yeah phone right- oh, I am so the art of putting human beings to sleep. It's the art of killing people who are good at killing people digital,

in about killing just regular people ignited nine point: ninety nine percent of the population. That's too so you could learn their shit in two months. Our game is how you kill people who are experts at killing people who are experts at killing people, that's what we're good at. So it's not about killing. Regular people is easy. That's like you don't know me, I'm sure you do for a few years. It's like its unity Even if the guy's athletic any comes on his first day. It's not it's. It's not fun! So That's what makes it fascinating is. It were practising killing people who were really good at it. You know, that's carries yeah yeah. Well, maybe I'll need you projects. the closer is value it. You know what I wanted to. I would not want to get my dollars into burbank, radioman, united downtown. I lay down tell a lie: that's my main schools headquarters but we are what burbank right you're right. Next to you, she yeah great group a guy's there. Ok we'll hit europe. We should be doing this so much. Thank you very much

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