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darpa guest. Just do it don't don't think What, if I don't get it downloads would have known, listens like he. I can't sell what. If I can't get advertising, I did this podcast for food for years for no money right. You did. Loved it? I know we get a lot of inquiries about equipment and stuff there's an app called anchor. And see a geo are anchored that allows you to record a pike s on your phone and then release it prove that app so is pretty simple. I mean I think, they're gonna down to a very basic simple. I mean anchors, not a sponsor that Iraq ass bare it's fun, it's fun, and so, if you want to do it, do it that just yet do it? I just wanted to say: I'm excited for the ports on thursday is going to be about the one I'm recording on thursday. I have a really good friend, who is a therapist works with addiction and incur The frank and worked with

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and I am swimming. What am I see? I'm not gonna tell everyone here, enzyme real about a happy and I'm gonna see if I can run hat swim, half a mile zone and actual like stroke struggled so did I straube turn and based on that, I will judge whether or not a man to do the olympic travel on where the sprint. I have one point of view. What was the difference? A sprint travel is a half a mile, swim legged, twelve, My bike ride and a three I'll jog which, by the way, waited sounds really doable. Why its branches use both this brand. Oliver notes it's meant for speed the people through and through, and the like. minutes in the water, which is a pretty quick euros. M dominates they're doing either pros are finishing it in about an hour under an hour. What yeah? That seems like a long time and then no that seems really fast yeah all that in one hour for me, I think I'd probably fucking go for two hours but

still two hours of doing anything. It's not like a half marathon have marathons most of my reply to the barometer If I'm an eminent see moment to test out my my his stamina in the pool, that's the most important part of this race for me and see where I'm at and if I'm, if I, if I can when the half mile tomorrow I try to do an olympic marathon, which is the real mile swam one. Two mile, by greater, maybe a twenty five mile by cried in the six mile run. Your crazy hey, who provides the bike bert cast, like if you're going to not not locally. How do you get your bike? There there's a package shipping thing, but I'm going to be the one shipping thing: yeah yeah, you can pack a bike, it's really easy, but the one I'm going to be doing is going to be local I mean that everyone who prey pretty much figure out which the name of mine trifon is

Tell everyone wants unregistered into it and it's locked in right, but I will be travelling you're doing this prattling. I don't know. I want to see how I swim tomorrow morning, local, when this prattling there's the local and spread and end the the hard one is Darren doing it with you know, so we're all doing the malibu triathlon you and Darren yeah, but this one's earlier. So I'm going to do I'm going to see how I like it not a mid life crisis, I think I'm looking for a hobby. They get maybe look, I'm looking for a hobby and I'm looking for something to keep me interested and keep me driven and sober it's over So, if I told you organize, would you do that and so, like I don't know about I just I'm doing them for myself, I'm not doing them as a challenge for myself. I think it's great I, and so so. Yeah, okay, keep us posted. You can follow me on instagram or find those things. Tour dates, I'm in, many township, this, weekend, there are it's available friday. There are tributaries available sunday, saturday sold out

We may add a second sunday show, but I wouldn't count on it. I do not like two shows on sunday they kind of kill me and announcements comin up that I can't talk about really yeah. ok, but if you're a radio fan listened to your radio station, this really say: that's all I can say I'll. Tell you in three weeks off training for the triathlon straight no booze, except when you don't need anything off yea, I'm that three weeks off back to back to back a minimum stardom in alabama the fourteenth fifty sixteenth I'm men in oh shit, dates. Comin up, we need window. You have three weeks off in button when we got a mammoth and then a week off and the more carnival cruise nonetheless go back to the start of the fourteen, fifty sixteenth, buffalo, me neighbour, grouchy, we will, they will be on the pod gas coming up. We ve got some great

pod gas lots unloaded, rob wriggle is ass, we fantastic, got any bravo and sam tripoli comin up tape, fletcher We are trying to connect and podcast brandish job is coming up. It is not recorded yet, but he's comin in this thursday we're going to bullshit and then nay, morganti, kyle campaign and solve economy, and I will be doing a paw guest. and will be promoting this date. In buffalo it chaise something or other chaise, buffalo theatre. Then the next on the twenty second of june chica. the theatre that show is plate put in my calendar. Please incorrect and then the next day where it for Neither in detroit get your team, those are all going to sell out. Ok, buffalo than chicago. Then Detroit the tune first, twenty, second, twenty third deed. Comedy festival I'll be doing alive, bert, cast on the thirtieth, I think I know how I'm going to do that.

Come excited so get ready. and then I'm taken some time often cleveland on the nineteenth and twentieth of July rural due in the twenty first. Why am two houston in one on the twenty? First? Oh sorry, it's an impromptu fucking. You are awful. Well. How am I supposed to read your mind and improv? valued second third or fourth and then I'm doing my dry avalon lawyers secret day. You are a nightmare that fifteen minute intro and I do not want to keep me here all day. Listen the interest today right. We do things by august, always it really oh today's podcast, They are the seminar Guess they are the four one of the originators of the art form there then here there, oh geez and again there were just on an sort of somethin's burning. They more importantly in the

they are the go to progress to. Do you guys we fought to the queen and bodega boys even the girl. Those are the the four by the way out like come town. I, like those kids, I think, last podcast on the left is out of new york? I'm not certain! That's a really good bagasse, so they just listen to there's a lot of great podcasts in new york, legion of skanks. Oh, my god. I can hear lewis losing his fucking mind right now, legion, skanks, They are so bonfire via Nicky glazes got any. So if there's a lot of great at an entertainment in new york, but these They are the ones that all my friends have done. All my friends do and they are us an awesome pie, guest the progress call given the girl. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome from keeping the girl, Keith and Canada who I set it right.

If your privacy right here, but this one are you on at cool. I just start. I lately I like the fondness of like a. I don't know you guys are oji podcast her. So like my favourable podcasting was the broken, this of it can be like your company has pretty produced, but like the You didn't know if they were starting or non nude here. The guy off might was terribly the old mare rooms. I get word what you are that book and they, like all the sudden you're drawing a picture in your head of marin's garage. You know don't talk our totally we we we used to hearing a lot more. We should joke that people would leave there are sound running and get the door for you ps, and you hear the entire interaction and cut it out and one by one of my three reports of ruins: all parkhurst: is would mean the adoration. Where was at his house. Was he had a landline and every now and then landline would ranking, and I was I get me-

fucking number. I would love to call in and just know I was the one they called in, but we were talking before we walked in about other podcasts. Dont really I I have the ones on into and I'm very guess driven like a guess, is on the podcast, I'm like cool, so then they hit me up in there, like even the girl. Anyone who knows any about progress knows you guys I say that across the board, you guys are first generation outside yet like one people are now. I remember where I was when I saw your progress. Those in my apartment is before at a house my body, said you should start a podcast. I justice, listen, Ricky, gervais, says podcast and I went what Paul gas and he pulled up new what he's a tech guiding us? Oh, this given the world a really great, and I clicked on it. I started listening. I was like as a dad as to professional will never be able to make that like now, I look back, and I was like. Oh all, I had to do was fucking get a couple mics and upload it. But what year did you guys start your podcast two thousand and five? It was thirteen years ago,

jeez yeah we ve lost three thousand episodes cause we record five days a week for business we put out five days a week when our everyday and now we have an anew we sat in January. So now we have a saturday one called my. opening line I know everyone looks at us like that. But it's you know. You know it's so much fun and I know that ours is a little more produced, but it's produced, but it's still a project. It's still conversational, it's still. What a podcast is it still like? We don't have anyone, and this is what we were drawn to of course in the beginning, and what I think everyone drawn to? We don't have someone going? You can't talk to you guess like that. You can bring up that quest, and when rape is brought up just change. The subject lay a few half not a story, even in a joke, like keys, will bring up people's twitters like outs in seasonal depression? Let's talk about that? No, I I became like so are listening and obviously guess driven any my friends run like soldier or any

my friends all listen to those and I This is really different than anything work collectively. Do Thirdly, as is super fun to really fun, but so then I said- or I like, I know nick, really ronicky doone really well. That was very recently to you that last week, so today I m a jog I want to see how they interview nick and it was all I'm gonna go awry alison, inasmuch as I did it to our job, and I go. to our job area above we have done get into that louis and another fuckin. You know, what's on whether on your part, gas and then I listen just Michel just got just commercial singleton singleton crazy way right and I'm like, and then I'm like a text on em sweetener. Questions go to college, like always shit. No mike, guys do a much better job at dinner and then I'm in love with my wife and she's like given that all my work just order, podcast sheet

was it because she was looking for something to do. She wanted to be creative and it was a great let furnish she feels fantastic about it makes of york. It's everything that when you first one of them, I guess you fellow yourself when you started going like an email from switzerland. Remember the early days, my guide These are taught I want to so in case there's someone is we're. Woman, oh oh, oh geez and podcast want me through the very beginning, the adoration of your podcast, the very very first so Keith was doing stand up but he wasn't, he wasn't doing it like everybody else was he was only doing it once a week at this open mic that I frequented. I was singing. What was the part? Where was this place surf? Reality is called ok this upstairs nurse yeah yeah did you? Oh. I used to surf reality homo jan two thousand and five was facebook running it yeah yeah, okay, so I ferrin into boy film in a show of facebook I was like. I was like face boy he was like by the way I was. If one is guys that would go in to stand. Once we get. Serve reality in collective unconscious raises, I love

space. I met brody siemens collected and voted. I met cats as ex wife. suzanne Susanna, I fear big red at lady big, like we're just very tall her active unconscious jet reverend Jen, I met Jeffrey Jeffrey ass. He went they went by Jeff, then Jeffrey then at at the Why was uncommonly central with him because I met him through serve reality? What what did you do in Kosovo? I sang for you adding a few member here to sancho he's gonna leave till p, is he would? Rather that is little pieces we? When did you start to understand, but I was a boy song about his balls I can to new york and ninety six firmware from the country close the picture, but the country like really is next door neighbours where fires I grew up in new york, sound like he has such a distinct new.

throat on radio. Do you know how that had been he's such a weirdo, like he's from the country? He should have a country accident like from the middle pennsylvania, nowheres ville, so he has done you'll hear it a little bit, because he has like this weird speech impediment and then he listened too many dice recordings, tell you. I thought it was run bennington really is you have a real distinct? Ray radio voice like a great radio voice, meaning like me, like you know, they'd, say you when you first come, you are good gourds but, and I was like a great way of snapping words almost like a tower locker room that make the sentence bite once in innocuous. It's like a towel in a locker room, the teeth and the girl like a bully on someone's ass. So what you came out to new york, what, when did you move outskirts of new york? Ninety six so what were you doing surf reality in like two thousand? Yet that's answer, it is doing

These six anything I was doing it. Ninety seven, ninety eight. Ninety nine! Could we ve known each other, I tell you. I really want to stop trying to connect dots act as you have just. How do you, like me, I was I hated keys when I, madam, I was the guy those going up, and I was doing the kind of material. I would do right now today, but that was not. I was with the wrong audience and people hated me like. It would be. Like people come up and say, hey man, why don't you just do comedy clubs this this isn't for yeah that'd be like I can't get up at comedy clubs, and there was no one will see this observe reality. The people, if you don't know you missed out on an era human rights, a boat was cool. I was not accepted in the other place and other community. I try to make friends like that. Just didn't happen he's not because I was a little diff. I was a little difference of rapidly and this not probably place it's nice.

Keith had a little bit of that vibe also, and he didn't he didn't make. As many friends as I did, I was a I was on the friendlier side and I didn't I wasn't doing comedy so it was a little easier to navigate scripture of reality surf reality. I I oh my god. I am call it a mistake, but it's it's an interesting place to bring someone to. In one time I had a visitor from Israel and- and I was like Well, this is what I do on sunday nights. I go to surf reality, game nights and that night I mean this, is you literally see death every day and was shocked right? Well, you didn't really get to do whatever you want for eight minutes. As long as you don't set the place on fire, there's weed smoke in it, and this is you know, back in the day. Twenty years ago you weren't allowed to smoke anything but weed in the space. Somebody we're doing heroin in the hall, but that's different. I bring a forty year a year marion, We can only do this sort of investor. Remember the got hold of, and not to interrupt. You remember that guy, I'm not a good interviewer, like you, guys, humility guy, that did stand up in a class of it. I didn't. I don't remember that there was a guy who came in.

Clan outfit on parity did stand up in a class of it, but with this was- and I have to say this- one most creative, very funny- dude. I think he was a rider. He had a good deal, I'm so specific about this. He had a bit I'm going to see his family in Japan and talking about the toilets in japan. That was such a beautifully crafted bit. I remember being like this Can it be a star? He also did stand up in a clean up it and all here about was its his experience in the work of having to get hired to get a clean up that dry cleaned, and it was so, but that was what was went on. There was just bizarre and let me be clear: this is back when we hated nazi. That was, he really was bs in this area when we weren't electing them yeah, so keep going so okay, so you got to do anything you wanted. I would you know with me, It can songs and I would just kind of make up songs on the spot. I would sing in our region franklin or whatever and on this

that I brought my friend this disc woman. in whose, like I'm an artist, I'm gonna drafted. You and I have my period: You got on her knees and there's a canvas in front of her. She pulled down her pants and are under way she stuck two fingers. You know that is that you assume stuck in waiting, her vagina pulled out blood. I want you to guess which he drew I am to say he will have guessed correctly before a crucifix That's it that's what's the other thing would never occurs. Is never a crucifix heart of appeal Oh she drew a payments, has as its aim of lad. Yeah right. It was a big thing right. One woman. I wanted to be a chicken and patch an egg from over Jonah, and then she forgot that it has to be hard boiled. So it came out. Crack before it came out, and I say it like just kind of make its way she took to go to the hospital that night. But these guys worth super profits,

She came back next week boiled. egg. In her view J J. Did it ray, and I believe that she got the said that she wanted who's the guy. Who trying to relive evil, knievel stance and was doing hijab hank here flynn did a couple things at him? He's yeah he's a super tall guy and he would say mimi on the lower side, I'm gonna jump my bicycle, oh or did it it was such a cool out and I like it so you know you're getting a straight out of being a frat boy. now I know I was the number one party animal in the country by released a magazine and I'm an talking about fraternities, where the, where the word fat it would run around soap, so careless, We, the n, was tossed round. So careless growing like growing up in Florida I and they even ten years ago, at its it wasn't. As I mean we unjust

did that we were saying a swear word for it, but it wasn't this. It wasn't segregated. As a swear word like it is now and And- and I walked right into surf reality- am I eyes, were open my first went to was stella two member stella. With Michael, show utter michael and blackened david wayne. That was the first No, I saw, Janine groff lost age? I was blown away like woe sanctuary. Then I said to people I hung out around their render. Guy named jordan Rubin. He said you gotta go surf reality, so you can get stage time surrounded first sunday, I dont eight minutes is not crazy. that bizarre yeah. It is now The point I want to say is: I ran into face boy on the street, our focus on for travel channel, and I recognized him. I was like facebook. And by the way he them and who I was, and it was like those like do them started its reality like aids, thank you or whatever have a shooting, shootin man. This is two thousand and sixteen

seventeen and I- and he goes it's not like I'm shooting something, and I go oh cool and he was here, would you mind standing at the end of the street? Call me a faggot mosaic, the actually minor, as things obtains for me because was like I'm not doing that. and whose, like see later just walked away. Becky donoghue, remember: Becky donoghue, oh yeah, Becky donoghue, this amazing, the jokes: you that you her once stick with forever I want to tell you the two jokes that I remember from surf reality and collective unconscious. Becky Donahue had a joke that said baden. He was reverend Jen's roommate, I didn't know that now, where they were made to some points are almost one say: hundreds, okay, I was lucky You don't know, I don't know even talk to her in a long time, Becky Donahue said you said, when your father, pillow or you down computer and then you get up any up. There's on your clothes and you walk in the street and you see the feathers near like oh,

everyone's thinkin, look at her. Fucker luggage area than the other one was? Was there? Was a girl, who married a guy that guy was a guy, you didn't do stand up in red out of a book? Did he wrote the guy really pretty and the gout really tall they got divorced. got married. Ninety bad powers, ninety seven girls beautiful he ever midwest but getting her name. Bob powers in someone in the girl no joke, I remember the girls joke saws ike, as I did before. I think I do concept of women or funny ever was I'd ever heard people say that I'm never to herbie will say that until I get and a comedy and her joke. Was I'm from a small town? You know the kind of town that, when you sister Rob just goes africa just get pregnant and I'm a regal, unlike all the that's tool that, like a really open my mind, sorry if that rant and by the way everyone from serbia, they just there like? Do they talk

about. Your birdwatching doesn't like to think that guy so you started out there, you don't it once a week. Yes- I liked it. I don't know if I had more of a standard bogdan that, but I like that you I've got. I saw him do stand up and I was I was laughed at his joke and then immediately was like. Well am I a bad person? They just let. It was very interesting to me to respond to his comedy because it was, like you said it was very? together, revive like a very hippy space, and he was talking about you know completely. Dismissing women on the place was woke before you even rubbing your ass yeah. That's a really great way to put it yeah. So, but it's like. I dunno. I really liked that he saying it. I really like the perspective. You know all this stuff. I mean I didn't even have those words to say that I just went. I gotta talk to this guy and see what is really like an ice.

look to him. We ended up hanging out and we do we started dating and we did the pipe cast when we were still dating and then one day we broke a sweet store back the dating yeah. Why start dating how dating I love you decided to do a podcast not long ago. year somewhat sunday, that rooted who did the turks who the technological research to do a podcast, allow you went to you enter radio shack or that kind of thing you, you guessed, what equipment you might need and We know how casting ok, what was out what was out two thousand by rigid your base. Not yet now. Ok, it's gotta be the pod- rather wasn't they mark curry

Adam current? None of them are very warm or curving support, comic the atom curry was, and he was busy stealing our show and putting his tags into it. Adam currently tended like he was the pod father. He named himself the pod father, but really he was trying to capitalize on little people like us at the time who are just trying to turn on, makes and post and an be podcasting really is he was a big dirt ball Then we got our hands on one of the contracts that he was trying that he was giving to a bunch of popular pied cosette at a time at that time, and we read it called out what was wrong with it because he was trying to own your show. He was shot take what is. I am working here right, you made it evil. In any event, we hasten NASH had guys with feelings chamber that isn't that jason nash s suggestion as a real instrument for making very quick jason ashes, married to a big executive of vocs right, comic actor.

He's gonna show a couple: a awesome. You times he's awesome and then started progress. as a feelings way before podcasting right around when you guys you're doing it. Remember had one daughter, I would add one daughter, Just when we got married- and this was back when you talk shit, you would talk shit for really about people who go and film ever hear of it, and then they hear it and then they talked about you and you be like what. And then first of all, why didn't you tell me your lesson or my best friend yeah? Secondly, now you know yomi twenty bars all good news, and so and so then he can't, then you start doing his podcast there's no way off Then he got into blogging and him, and this guy David dubrovnik now have a very popular podcast call views, but he's now with the top bloggers and makes over a million dollars your blogging. So is interesting. I got a divorce, have a second earth and his life has been a fucking entering our follow. So you guys start

very very baseline you're dating and then how soon into the progress you guys break up. It was deep into the pipe cast. It was you think, about cancelling stopping we had to check in with each other ass. It was do you know the answer. We debate we debated. We debated about without words, lauer thing can like hey, we're thinking it. And we mentioned at once. I think we had to consider it at some point. We will we broke up and, like an hour later, we we did a podcast anyway, it was the thing that kept us together for too long we should have broken. A year or two before we broke, and the thing is is for. We three hours we were lukewarm or about each other and then for one hour it was like a year so funny you're. So funny you know, and we we have blast and we have this really good connection on air and then it would the there would turn off and we would kind of turn off and then

actually will just like you're still here, yeah, except when we were on air. It's like oh shit, you're here this is great, so it was a very kind. Using, I think, you know, and we both admit we were like we were way over. Sometimes we think we shouldn't have dated at all, but at the end of the day it was just a fun time, here. I wish I wish I had a partner in my podcast, like one just recently thinking if I had a partner I it would be better, My wife today was like I was talking about talking. You guys. And she goes what courses I have written outlets had none. She goes. You should prepare for it nozick why she was like that's how I do my podcast go. Honey. I've been doing a podcast for a long time and she's like what questions do you have, and I was like. Oh has there ever been a guest that you had on where you can tell that he already is turned on in your like getting a little jealous because I've been broken up for awhile. Second, Actually there

one time where we weren't doing an official shall become then. So we were just turn on that. In mics and just kind of talk to our our listeners and have like a party a chat party and we had we had a couple of guests in the room just hanging out just friends and a friend of a friend was there and we were still dating at the time and she was the flirting with Keith, really whose, where nobody mean now now I was just it- was just a leg of a girl who grow with a friend of ours. It wasn't you no one in the industry, anything like that and as like, she, you know, I usually ignore that stuff, because I'm like you're making a fool of yourself and also I mean go for it, see what happens that I don't give a shit, but then Ashley olsen by the way yeah. Then I If she sat on his lap- and I was like girl- you are so pathetic- I they I'll sit somewhere all these people in cheers. Already. Where do I sit? It was my fault

for not being unique about the approach for way should sit so now and now she's like whispering in his ear, I mean that's, why do we not disturb the conversation missing and so all of a sudden I'm dislike? Do you think No one can see you and I just an end, of course we're on and then everyone's like. Oh, my god, I thought him there was a nice personal does is this is ridiculous if you're sitting on my boyfriend's lap whispering in his ear as if I can't see you, I can see you and she's like. Why are you talking about like you're still gonna go with this line of of pretending, because I, work were on air were recording this everything is again see right now for your line of bullshit she's kept going with it, but that was but how does call that we're married now, eventually, and at least married, they can have the best babies were divorced. Was I got divorced,

a girl, nung unknown averted from a different girl. I totally cod blocked them from that sorry buddy! Now what was how? What are your rules like how like what are you with me? You have to want to stay with me. That's a number one role: does you divorced when you're sober drinking wide drinking really yeah, but by with that say, if we were, I don't think we would have been together. It's not that I don't think drinking. You don't think that helped, but I don't take it, but how bad bout, your drinking ha who is the second party animal material I enjoyed it. I enjoyed for sure I'm sure I wasn't like some denial about a room in the next day. I just got to old: were the hangar resort worth it

Why are you telling me that when you shat on the couch at mohegan, sun, okay, so funny people told me their bottoms always homesick? I have not been there that wasn't even his vital than the one you tell 'em about what you sit on the couch with them, impotent yeah, I'm hard right now, bro. I want to see how we were. I can deny we were dating at the time and we and she was in charge of we would do a in kids. Parties also achieved for this once used in charge of an adult party, and in charge of dancers. It was a good convention that they were doing and we were like hype dancers. You know, so I hired like ten dancers brought them to mohegan sun and we were going I'm going to

see with a dj. You know that you're, like we're all havin fun everybody here and I only pray called me, the camera person with an ipod vienna, I'm just trying to get what I would do is I we would do kids parties and whatever party I would be like. If you want to hire three of my friends and I make up jobs and big, we can do really quickly produces gets party. that makes sense as dancer out everybody, I'm just a drinking After that I meet her brother was also there and which know name. The only to change their names might to Michael and andrew, but they had unique names like me of real cause, I'm because ever since the couch situation that sentiment of Michael and Andrew, what? Why wouldn't it be group because I thank him. They're all your life by the way I'd said it all day jogging, because I was like I'm not going to fuck her name up, I'm so I'm so obsessed with with how racist just look like just

being what I am you know like it's it's shit, judge historian then we'll go into this, because I there was something that happened less, on a line that I've been fucking obsessed with, but keep going. Ok. Well. Okay, I was so excited, so I went into this conversation so many times. Okay, go we drink a we're drinking a lot and then I go back to find them, I'm terrible at directions as it is and and I'm seen triple. I can't find them hotel room they will tell me that we'll tell room in the front so go back. Look and again I have to sit so bad, but I'm too drunk to think there must be an open public one downstairs. So I keep trying all these rooms two thirty, three twenty zero thirteen and then I'm like I gotta take shit so in the lobby in in howard's lobbying by the elevators there's, always a sitting that can look like a living room. Sometimes next to it gets your energy hotel or whatever. So I

The item. I take a shit on the cats, and so I pulled my pants down. I'll. Take him to share with you some fuckin crazy, shit, knows it it's plain turtle and then what does come out before us necessarily dunham like what will happen if I get caught this insane, so I put my pants back on. Knowing I still have a little little left in there and then I keep trying to find a room and I go back down. I go. You gotta tell me what my room number is. I just thought I just don't remember and they go while I can't to to ready, like they smell me a moment ago it on, and then I found that I found the room They call you, I think they d Why and I knew you were coming up, you sounded super drunk, he came up and I thought he was sitting see. I didn't understand, alcoholism completely. alcoholism. It's only keep wanna too much all the time you if he's too in forty years every day like two of them were that's always in our recycling

you know if you want to call you gonna shit, frontier and doing his own mad. I took on the cloud authorities about it is that a loop I think, take it on a couch, sit on a couch and you go and you don't go her wonder what, limit was yeah. There's I think there is, I think everyone's. I didn't it interesting away. Our fine I'll call em we're doing your progress after this correct yeah. So we'll talk about this, I'm sure on your part, ok, but I think it's interesting, what will consider their limits. And what and the way I'll call affects people differently. like it so funny. I have I know a guy who, just if I'll call enters a system, he's a toy different person and you will then you should know immediately. That does not stop I'm ever you. If you'd, like the person that you are sober and then there's people, I think you know like myself, who It actually doesn't change at all. Just as a health thing, let you go. Not being healthy. You know I do.

I was kind of like I mean Keith has two speeches on alcoholism, but he was a be drunk everyone. Everyone liked them now. I would guess it would be so difficult to start because, like if I may if he was drunk because at two in the morning we'd get attacks going like. Oh, I just heard our show you're so funny, I'm like yeah John Keith. You know like all when you said that that was funny and like yeahs he's so nice, going through my wife's reading, a book about narcissism right now and I just put my stories but she said sure I to read this too and there's a chapter on it just as a b. Next to it know it, Are you highlighting sections for me? We are, I wouldn't I haven't. We, reading this for you, you reading it for me so well, meaning four makes? I loved? You know what a I'm nor cyst like, and I am I definitely have hints of narcissism but not like narcissists an order of mineral nor cysts? But man I got big fuckin hints

I was gonna do in those like that definite advised me. But what would happen I think you can have narcissistic tendencies, especially if you're a person who has a make in front of them all the time you know, but I think that there is a difference between a full on is all your stuff named after you with your shirt off that's question number one is almost say that of course you make and create. Is that your name and with your shirt off yeah? Okay, number, two see number one If you can before the show started, you were saying how you have horrible diarrhea, you, don't you don't know how, because I I've never met you before. I know how it's from directed somewhat when's the last time you had a solid dump. Solid oda gets its, but there's a lot of factors: I have I have an addition problem, not even with booze, but with food like really bad, like really really really bad one. I shit I do everything a little bit a little bit secondly and aggressively to

when I say that I share the same way about or kicks out of a bar it to em? Like I sit down. I go and it's happening now. Bush and it just goes. it's the wall, That's how I shit, I don't ever go like my wife sits down like lead and just goes. You don't see her face didn t I think has led to come out of her body. How do you shit standing up you do not getting up, and I should all right there at me when I was drinking noses nasty shits, yes, I do ok, we're sure diet like outside. A more solid, but but obviously stopping drinking la saucer nice better. So I said I'm not a hot some guy. Ok, that's another! One problem I can. Not put, but what are you like can be on your seventh two key like on I gotta watch out for hearts us

the ass, a rock I did ass roger last week. I wonder if that's kicking up now the doubts that I'll kill you. There is sometimes why I ate indian food or typhoon that was so bad. I was already leg. Will this be worth it to maho. Oh I do this to myself. I had to show a guy like when I wrote my last special the road notes to myself throughout the month leading up of things that I know have, happened to me on stage that ruin set that are not things that you'd. And could ruin us at present, even popcorn? your show. So I mean problem indeed show sometimes onstage you'll find a curling tooth, spend the whole show go like this register. to get it out, so I was like no popcorn day show and I take my shirt off onstage. Obviously, so I will make sure your machine your chain that the classes in the back can sometimes class. We on the side and then the cross on the side of my chest and it just distracts everybody.

make sure there's no lint. Your belly button make sure your belt loop Is your belt buckles and the centre, because it just little things and I go. These are all things One of them was: don't have hearts ass the day or show because, despite me too, instead of a twenty fucking years just last week fuckin, salt lake city. I do I do this in buffalo, wild wings challenge the morning of the show and I'm like man. I know that it's going to ruin my show. I know that I'll be on stage feeling really sick by carol but a really I just I it's I care is like impulse and fuckin in the even the day, my special, because food doesn't tastes like food unless you had had to to it. I made a statement night and I sliced up saran oliver mistakes run a all over. My steaks rondo peppers are so much hotter than jalapenos and then this morning just rifle shit out of my ass yeah peppers, especially cause even peppers that aren't hot will fuck you up here,

Hu Jia, so it when you should quit drinking your shit, we're like perfect yeah, maybe I drink. I was drawing them last today's though so it's Kebby that bringing tonight I'm definitely in the night, so it could be, it could still take a second. They argue in drink. For today why, time today I don't drink. I didn't. I didn't realize that I bore, but I do count like no only drink. Nowadays, I don't drink in allay unless it's like part of work, you know like, like tonight, apply drink, I'm doing a set of this sum club and then at the store, so are probably like. You know how you know: I'm not you doctor you told me about insulted by looking thing be so last night. This is having our solemn, and I want to talk to you about this because to be very careful, saying your name, because there's juno Ethan in Hila Klein there from age, three eighths reproductions. Though they do a pie gassed there be.

You tubers, but the really interesting- and I kept buckingham came up, and I and at a certain point, when you fuck a person's name up, you just saw racist or that you don't care. Am I right. I guess I give a lotta passes because I grew up in america and its. We don't have this letter. That's my first, my first names I get it. Oh wait, there's a full differently. Is this your first time there there's no ha in english, the alien symbol on your phone imagery, it's like: where does this go? Yeah? That's how you say: ca really yeah! So were you born in Israel? Yes and you're We came over here, yeah, crazy stuff, my parents didn't speak in english and they had three kids sit ages, six and under and they just gone on a plane and came over. I don't know how foreigners do it? I don't like you're from the more probably like you integrity, We, both at you like forty three forty four forty four forty five, both white guys,

not I privilege, but I get my guy, but I kinda did in you know, but I never I why look at people story of struggle Go yeah I'll! Never understand that, like the idea of. In three kids, pudding, kids right now, a planning on Hey guys, we're moving to Israel and, let's see start fresh rare learn the languages we go. Let's fill out. People work in some other fine language. Let's deal with the kids speaking a different language to us. You know it's crazy wars. Did you ever hear your parents just go? Unlike like come home one day and we like fuckin porter regan, have you discovered puerto rican jet and yours like what of looking like hear them talk about, because there's nothing and these things. I think that no one story about what that does nothing, but Israel. palestinians in Israel, right israelis and palestinians and in Israel. Well, that's the thing is kind of like america, where there aren't really like. If I go to Israel, people won't say: are you where you, when people ask me,

in israel where you found? They don't mean Israel. They mean that I'm a rack and iranian, because that's where my heritage is from Holy monument is really well born in Israel by in Israel? No one like did the country, so young just answer the quarter. So so this problem are going through an american where people say so. Where are you from people say just go, and you know what the fuck you and eyes where you re right, yeah. Well, we know better than to be like Israel allow, I know to say iraq and ran in Israel really cause you're. Looking at my face and tee to you guys, I look like I'm from the Middle east to them. They can decide for a little bit more. You know rule here, that's fucking fascinating I'm so involved. I don't even see her. I must go sticky, commercial, you. This is not even see but real truth- I've got. to the point where I try not to acknowledge visually people of color so that they don't think

one thing or the other. I do the same with women because got to a weird place that a few like acknowledged. will you try to like they say, higher smile? That became an assault you know like that, saying hi to someone can be skins is negative like talking to someone just shut off I should have totally and when in public. I don't talk to anyone. I used to be so gregarious, but its such in its. Just slippery slope these days just talk to somebody what's. This is what sad, because I am hearing this from a lotta sisters: white men re. So I understand lake. You guys have just discovered a struggle We know dude. By the way, can I tell you we got out, we walked out of shitting on it. No, no. We got out of black panther and I said to my daughters and wife. Say, may one of those four white people,

am I and my wife? Are you fucking serious, I said well, no, that would be so cool like the way everyone kind of rallied around the black experience. That's really neat! I wish they did that for why I know I'm telling you that I'm just like I'm a regular fucking person, I'm not let me advocate as soon as it comes out of your mouth. Do you like send something? As soon as I said, the everyone in the car was like. It's called superman. I went oh yeah you're right right, yeah, yeah, you're totally right, like I didn't think about it like that. I didn't even know superheroes. I could name more than superman where it's all about white guy, oh yeah, no, nobody there! But can I tell you, though not- and this is what I think I think something connect with me on. Is that there is no hate, involve there's no anger involved, like I wrote, joke to them and tell them tonight see if it gets all stage, because I was less this new progress, proxy naming my head, and I can I have one point I went

This is actually racist for me to be so focused about her name and not worry about keefe now worry about Keith once and go like a kenda and then I go. I don't want to add too much of a hurry to it. Cause then I might. It a mocking it like in the nose like as a manufacturer name of it you isla it's hiv, I is really a name either. He la Isla, I dont know how to do it yet you just it sounds like someone's calling me brent and that brent or bread- and they just keep fucking my name up at some point like to doing this on purpose, so I wanted to do that and I thought we're don't even surname, don't even fucking surname, just close to know her had been offered. Then I said that I said one that's why they call it given the girl, because everyone can produce pronounced kinda and and then I started going and then I'd transit, monotonous, joker wrote a girl's walking up, and one was smiled at me and I smiled back and I went down do that. We know better than that that that's like that were passed. That could then now I can't do that- I can't walk past.

Smile at her because room like what are you fucking calling me so then I said: I just did the opposite and the next, What fine I looked at her. She was really pronouncement, and I was like there we go. That's that's the way you work it lets fucking put people down as opposed to like because on the kind, person. You don't really believe that, though I really believe I know you're, always able glass, half full I'll, tell you what I'll tell you what I believe. What can we say nowadays are both by the way you about that. But that's because we are in the elite east to west coast, there's a people in the centre of the country there are really lost. They are really lost. Like would say something to you were a starbucks. This is how much personality used to be its changed. I bet I would someone like gum, you're, beautiful hair thinks that that's how I should go. but in l a when you say that say someone like like. If I see anyone with dyed hair, my daughter has died year ago. I love your hair like in southern excuse me and then you're, like oh fuck. I shouldn't have spoken to you.

We'll start making the peace sign right in front of your mouth say: hello, yeah, but it's gotten. It has gotten to a place that it's it's kind of a little fucked up. So what unless I'm online- and this is what got me in the spiral This girl, if you saw this, but this girl, wore a chinese, traditional, chinese, dressed or problem? You see this guide disease No, but I heard something about a racist dress. Okay, so this must be so its cultural preparation to show address and then she says: hey guys, I'm seventeen? I'm not gonna apologize for this on twitter, and I apologise for this I didn't mean any harm to anyone. I just thought was a beautiful dress by the way I I look really pretty and address for some dear old. I know that you can say that anymore, but but legacy it look pretty. I love how you say all the things that you say and then you go. I know that I'm not supposed to say that, and that makes it better suited. Look, should look really nice in the dress, really cool.

In one year and modesty how they re. Now I don't even see her, and so it s very woody allen. We fell in that day on her birthday. We really we got physical. So then, this guy we'll call maxell believin publishing but he published aimed her asian guy and he said my Culture is not your fucking palm dress, he's asian, which I think everyone would. rationally agree with these days. A hundred two thousand people liked his tweet. So a hundred fifty thousand people agreed that This white girls now allowed where an asian dressed her problem is insisting that outfit thousand people are taking a should at the same time. That's all he, defined it. Ok,

This is exactly ok, great job holstein. So then a couple people do a deep dive on his instagram, on his twitter in its history and it turns out he's a racist as falk he's been. dropping and bombs. Like not I'll, say the inward and technically monuments so the edward, because that is in fact ass? It saying the actual and word is it'll it'll work around the white people created Only two reference, the word you know if you're not going like you're such an n word. You know what I mean: no, no, no yeah, but it's like the the news says the n word. Let's just say the word you making me think it that's a louis joke he's like apparently a wire edward, so fucking loud? That's what he wrote he's like chinese. Others are way better than those white speaking english devils, by the way it goes through it and oh, I was, I was

curious as a woman of color, and I think I can say that you write your feelings on cultural procreation? so I think there is, I think, there's a really thin line. I think there's the line is between a appreciation and appropriation right, so I think, if you're wondering why can't I do it, you have to answer that question before you. Do it again right? So if this woman, or chinese dress and she's, white and people are a hundred. Fifty thousand people are goin. Hey. You can't do that. Then you, you a deep dive. Why can't I do that? What is bothering people about this? Because what I think is I'm taking a style and appreciate, it on my body. I think it looks good on my body. I think I'm representing it like you know this. Is a chinese dress on our calling at anything different? You know it's all a whim. It's not halloween, I'm not! You know putting on an accent while I'm in this. You know. I understand the giving it a pass.

So the problem is- and I I like- I don't know how she flips to the second pictures or doing the eyes like. Oh I see. Second picture is definitely her going down in a literal. It is now there's a picture where everyone stone up gang signs and she's bowing like a chinese woman. By the way, I don't want to flanders little girl either, but I will say in by way of saying somebody barked via the asian kid you fuckin anyone. It just says wire and words of allow like criminals, you're gonna, beating around the bush, who don't irony and as a joke, but keeping so that is so. That's another part of it. So you just said you, you flip a picture and she is made king fun of the culture. So what she's doing this taking something that has been marginalized taken, something that is the wooden, for example, when we say white trash, Do you know that we're not allowed to say that right hold on hold on No, I did not ok cause. What's the difference, what do you do say? Black trash do say, asian trash, why

is so dominant and on top or loved by the way you're. My dick is hard in this conversation. I love shit like this goings, my pipe my wife's families where Trotzky blown, ok so an end. My island, I married into complete trailer trash the eye, and I fucking love me to love what, from all their met, state or wasted really from around here from anaheim, while also there's kentucky and their academic dress and supper with the court's supper. Man, I don't you would suffer so you're kind of white trash a little bit about the open real. My time does. Even this certainly have a name from somerset pennsylvania, which is again close, the picture but the country, and then there's bakers well, but I'm actually between the two spots really like. Like Did you did you have a gun in your house? Growing up now were the only ones my dad was a legit catholic priests. Before I got married, he was a catholic priests, yeah ad

met my mom by blessing, my grandma s house felt something we there an exorcism. Is he wanted to? Now is just a house blessing, I think, was a new house and you after two bus and didn't I. Yes, the restores right away and then they add data. Once or twice. I know he had a big conflict of interests, of course, a big crisis of faith, and then he said he tried to apply to be in the military to be a chaplain overseas during Billy vietnam. He was hoping that he would die that way. He wouldn't have to deal with his feelings of my mother. Whoa. That's god, for you, then, of course spoiler that he did, that stop being a priest got permission I got, I can't be, you know, can be for me as a priest anymore and then raise his kids and he was always there's five of us and he was always upset with all five of us and it has to be a big part. I think you used

have the power to take sin away from people to make It will go to Heaven and now you're, wiping and ass the power to takes four yeah that they I got, I could make sure that you go to Heaven, no matter what You did in passing that I read the books, but now I'm just changing a diaper like a piece of shit It will be a tramp right that, that was the last generation of straight priests, yes, That was what no one was noble me like I'm gonna be caprice, and then there is this like switchover of like I don't want to give in to what my heart's feeling eminent and I have I want to go to Heaven and they got think like it's funny, because appreciate has dropped drastically. That's stat! I just made up yeah? I was going along right with guessing, like you, never did see nuns the more used, the nuns all the time crossing the street in new york you'd see a nun crossing the street closely any bug a month

it takes old man's though yeah, so so you're handsome, let's go. Let's go back to let's go back to white trash, so same white trash is implying that all black people are trash, but there's only a small, more margin of white people that strat ensure it yeah like there's all this fucking brilliant, but it makes sense. Doesn't it it does because we are we as people in amerika say, take take white, says streets people As these are the regulars right leg, If you tell a story, you won't go. This white guy told me blah blah blah, there's a black guy. You will now will no, no I've always have, and I always I would always tell you he was black of its important, the story right on board the story. I would never say as aid love important omitted is on board. I just don't tell the story of his skin. Color doesn't make the story. Why would I told that order

like theirs is there's a story. I'm telling off stage right now about this, that works at starbucks, but it's important that he's black. If I don't tell you is black than the story makes no fucking sets an and yeah night, but and it's if he needs to be white I'll, let you know he's white, but maybe you're right. Maybe I slide it in me. That is white and a more I it's under. stood subtle way. Well, since I mean generally, even if it's not you specifically, who goes out of his way for storytelling purposes whom you ve thought about it. You write things down, you know it's generally we go the guy blah blah blah, but if, if there are different ways than why, then it's it's all the son you have to describe the person because our default is white or default is one ear. So that's. Why sit so back to the asian dress the. If, if you're, suddenly you know making asian,

road signs are pretending, like your asian, because you're wearing this dress, but you're saying that you appreciate the culture that it came from you're, not oh, that's where I come, into two leg, if if this country, certain cultures and certain groups of people that we decided were in that group. You know like we definitely put people into boxes. If we decided They're gonna, be in the box, but we're going to take their culture. Once we wear it, it's cool! That's the so different, so so lets a hip hop is you know for gang stirs and for criminals and everyone whose in it is like a bad person and monitor them and pull them over and all this shit. But then all of a sudden Kids are wearing baggy your pants and quote hiphop clothes, and you know are are appropriating it. they're not going to jail for having sagging pants their not being looked at their suddenly you're saying when a

kid? Is wearing those clothes in a kind of minded him when a white kid is wearing it, it legitimizes the culture in some way or another. She's it out, and it says this the origin of it is ok, because it's on my white kid you yeah. No, I know what you're saying I think my promise and I think it's more of a question for Keith, but like cars, because we are just. Why did blake. I love: did you like about grown up now, found a corner, thrill yeah, listen to I'll here medal for real yeah and I once to start Being gangster rapid, I needed people dying, I suppose, but that's what I like oh I love I loved him up. I said I was six in this to my daughter's yesterday, I'm not gonna settle I want my daughter's really an enemy but died here. And the enemy and the other one is just like a kind of like a mortal

I'm not that to the people that are in anime or not cool. I don't know it's cool really for that age. other ones, not anatomy and there's this type of anna, a person, this frowned upon, like a fan of animate, our or something and my daughter's adult you may inanimate adobe enable and Ivan don't do that as a goal. tell her that whatever she digs isn't cool, what have you dig is what you did you can't help. You dig, and I said am I loved hip hop when I was in like eighth grade eighth grade, haven't greater were rose with right when twenty twenty two the whole thing about break dancing and that's how I discovered hiphop com, Cousins, a terminal hip up, and girls would call my house. I remember back? In the day you had a stereo that had to tape deck speech on it. I would hip hop and one and when they called I would switch over to you be forty and play. red red wine, so that they follows cool. I want them to hear me. Listen the fat boys, that's what I liked I am ashamed that that's. Why was that? I was a fool,

to tell it one who I was blood I always been into hip, I think, of part of me would argue that cultural preparation is what makes him great, like theirs, it A short there middle eastern men, where muslim men, where its worst it's it's like white scandal collar couple button it's got like pleats right here, and it goes down to your knees, jones talking about love and it's my favorite thing in the world. I'm a buddhist in a way yeah, it looks really cool, that's racist to say, cause it's, it's just what it is yeah and so, and so when I was in, I was in zanzibar fix her there, and I said I want the shirt. I want that short, the guy's wearing his. Why I said look cool, looks cool. It looks like I be comfortable like something I'd, love to wherever else madonna sunday, we're on a pizzas watch tv, no underwear coming to move, but it's like looks cool. You know it looks bad ass so you got me one. And wiping sauce on it. Do you

so much food on this fucking desert, there's ice cream. All over. I was like I bet, not a lot of muslim guys get ice cream all over theirs, and have we not meeting cheese and one night I was going to wear it out and what was it? You know what that out? Do you just looking you're making fun of them? But what? But I'm not like unlikely short like it. cool shirt, signal you look like a fucking jackass. Nowhere it out, what line we like I'd then my hat. I I'd like a fat flat, brilliant levels preparation a little bit right. I guess what about I could wear the shirt that you're wearing and we don't get worried that he's wearing a hoodie. Then you can wear other people's which than black will should not. Where light colored shirts cause that's white appropriation No because wait appropriation is what they ve been forced to do so it's not appropriate when you started dating her a lot of talk about what was like a coast, because you are words it's only get worse. That means it was worse. There was lacking

their own awakening for you will, like it because you see like someone is dialogue and to, no more than the average white guy system. Why didn't you view sys now twice a migration okay like when you forty dating was our party. You that you, like your watch, innocent there's game. You said something she was like: hey. Can you not use the word? Fag You're like where a group of that word do you know I was not made at a real pigs and pigskin is offensive to now I think all of us are world just learning more and more it. It sounds like you're thinking like your hearing, the peace. the thing is getting out of control. What can I get really crazy things getting way out of control? I almost one of don't find it like a fun challenge. When you write like urgently fa cup final doing or the committee you fuckers. No, I don't. I don't have a problem taking away words like another problem

not saying words that make people's day feel shitty. That's. I have no problem with that. I, it's a little ridiculous that only inside gets to be right that, like that, if more conservative- and you do believe in guns that, but you than your automatically wrong. I think that the fact that that the left is that you can't fail on the left, you take a picture of the head of the president, you can't fail in the latvian, like, I think, that's a little it is by the way. I'm liberal, I'm very liberal. I don't I don't I don't But I do I do find like everyone. I grew up with just shut their mouth now and that's not healthy. You know what just chucks them out. They just go. You know what fuck them. and like that and as part of what's happening to me, as I start just staying away from things like.

Like staying away from a conversation or friend just found out she's black right. She did a did a dna test and she was adopted. She found out. She was black, I got so excited. I wanted to have so much. with her, but it's in a room of liberal hollywood. You know types, not thought, don't you know it It's only we get involved because the things we are excited about with the rooms and excited about just shut your mouth and don't say anything in those situations you know irish, understand and that's a shame to shame. Is that All I'm saying this is just a shame for years, where it's not a shame. Ok, so you're, not inaccuracies, sometimes like area with every, I have to say I'm on board and while ok, then here we go, I understand because I've been in that position worm just like. I know that this that that I'm not on top of this, so act as other people and I'm gonna come off ignorant. That's a lot of a lot of my fear and also fear, is that you don't

like I'm just not on top of it. I don't know what's going on and you feel like you can ever be. Unless you really like study, you feel it everyone studying it and then and there you're, sort of backed into a corner, and it's not a little bit wrong when you're wrong these days, you're all the way wrong. because you have offended people and that's the most wrong that you can be most role yeah. So I think the thing the reason why people keep getting upset in in your direction and people who look like you, is that lies yeah a white guys but lake. It's like he said why guys who look like you, like you, look like If in a frat I look like I'm homophobic number one, I have a joke that I don't tell which is very, which is true, but what the jew the opening of the joke was I used to, and this is true I used to work for a company at florida, state called safe escort. Job was to walk women across campus so that they didn't get raped. And so I say that everyone laughs and because they

look at me and they go but you're the rapists, and so you great like, and I know you and by we I know the, as involuntary even you saying that clearly have never raped anyone not till I come out now and say I did but clear that's not me able had sex with six women in my life is only now that doesn't make it clear, but ok, noble britain alone. I mean I'm, not I'm not very sexual leggum idle. Our time kissing, girls like I that was my my big problem. We will listen. His pockets knows this, but but let us around like this was just cause bees, defence, but are right, but I've been like sex reasonably syria. Well yeah. then why did you do it so much because I like when I just do it, I don't like the act of saxony when their vote into it. For real, that's what I'm guessing. So he just like. Oh, my god, it then ages realizing how they cause we're. Not I just I just when I heard that, because I knew it there's this part of the thing you're getting

the spiral out. The other part of the thing is that I was well aware the guy's roof girls, because I have you ever used to do it so bad. mickey get gonna loosen up. That's I'd heard that before I'd heard, sailor green said it's not rape of their not conscious. These are all very common things that these Older generation, a man just believed so I heard that one. Of course you did that. I just went of course. that why wouldn't do it is a man, a power here. This assumes this is how it gets done, but going then you're, saying about what white guys want you a white guy. When you look the way you look, people senor racist, this in your sexist use. This whom so there is always trying. I think I was saying the reason why it's like. Oh, not goin, that's really hard, even though I understand it and- and I I understand the corner that you feel backed into by we're just to be clear.

I dont really feel totally back into a corner entirely, because I do I just a kind of stuff and applies. I do I don't wanna talk about it any the stuff and I did doesn't really pardon me because you can kind of get bubble yourself out where you don't have to deal with any of it. You can do and society say offline and you never been any of it. Well, ok, let's say so. He is here's. The exchange, Let's say you're talking about a gay guy growing up what we know as as life right in our forties. I'm not I'm in our experience, yeah yeah, so so he to do. Without backing into a corner all the time, and so everything that you have to think of like I can't see that word. I can't walk into this space in this way. These guys won't accept me in this room. You have a hand all of those right likes a reality was a little off you had to navigate. I am well aware of my privilege, but yes, you're, right cellophane, guys

every room that they walk into. You know it's changing now but, like you said the south, in the middle you know, there's parts of our country are missing out on the news of this every day that they walked into. They had to think about what they said. They had to think about how they interact with you there to think about this speech and the way that they their pronoun so that you don't know you know so if their hook, help with someone there? Switching it too, like tell you that it's a girl, so it's all this stuff that they had to keep recognising growing up. Now you got If I can call you guys for the first time have to think anything. Mostly close to this. That's why everyone's like Hell. if you wanted our experience, you are now getting a hinted of it, or that makes sense. It makes perfect sense wish. There were more people like you in the world to express those feelings with that kind of like almost welcome

because, like I don't mind, taking back like said taking the challenge and taking back and allowing people more freedom and to Do you know to blossom now? Look at this Only you even you know, sitting just saying those words. You know what I mean it is, your hands. I want that. I didn't know that might have learned that. I learned that by me by mean the toddlers will first one. I've said word now. I only said the upward, if I say the upward everything's its and then I only said on that purpose. But there's. The r word now to go forward. Are yama body just got a lot of trouble for I grew up in court, Instead. Our word was like every other word, but other police. How'd. You begin troubled by the police. Technically by

thousand people signed. A sign of a document of of two trillion kicked off at network and it really you know, and if his joke was what they did, was it It was Joe gotta context, and yet I am speaking for him. I should not, but I've just speaking this is a private conversation. This is what he shared on rowan. They took his joke out of context. and posted online and then a hundred thousand people signed a petition and and he's it's still. Nepal battle buddy joke, wasn't me can anyone is just he used that word and now he's in trouble and I'm not. taking that side so to compare and open you wanna know you're. The comparison here is it used to be found out. Somebody stuck to the dude and it was a DU lake, had a gay relationship of any sort and boom hundred thousand signatures this guy out of our lives and away from our children? So it's it's kind of lake, it's hard, the region,

why people are getting matters because they had to live that and as soon as a white guy has to live a piece of it. They stuck on here I can't even say, hi, to checks on the street, and so it's at least understand why people are mad and then more than one we're like you know, but didn't. understand why. Why can cause you understand possibly wyatt. It does put people on a place where I go. don't make eye contact with anyone anymore of creating. It makes a little easier to navigate life to just. Just kind of genuine bubble, smiles at you just frown letter We also need to do that like this. Is not where we are, but does our our because of A smile is like a, but we have had friends that cat gall and witness it growing up, not goin, but starting stand. The new york working the door, the boss, comedy club, hang out. Why comics black comics,

I call it a mother fucker, patrice o Neill, used to enjoy it like you, too, I mean only voluntary jason. The eyes like they're, a pity me over guys how guys to treat women and men in their work with every sweet story in new york. Every story from a comical opportunities that they thought was nice was always about him being I will tell you. I won't tell everyone a crazy over me. Patrice I've met that we never really madman, He was he was not like people love em, they celebrate em now, but trust me have you. Have you met him. You would not like him like you he would not. Let you like him and, like One time we were sitting in the on the stupid boss. probably club was workin. The door was him. Bobby Kelly, Jim Norton and I want to say like another guy who was and a girl walked by, and producers like, damn I got a fat ass. She does looked at,

like walking, and I go why. Why would you do like by grew up How can I go and try to pick apart, part calling, but up and tell our own tampa. So there was no power sir by you never saw foot traffic genome. have an opportunity to check all the world like the fat of doing that. To do the work, that wasn't like you would never you endeavours and that's why you're going to have a field day with what I about to say. Cat calling is simply how poor people communicate? has no new race has nothing to do with with with, ratio arts, its socio economic. When you don't have a lot of self esteem. It's it's hard to put yourself out like that that and go you know I you know, I find you beautiful. I take you on a date or I take me, I don't have my rummage basement like oh, it's easier for them to a hell Mary pussy pass and see. If she wants it and then that's how she gets it like rich people, dont cat call

gives no. There is no cat calling and wealthy society there's no golf clubs. Damn bitch, you got a fat ass like it just doesn't happen, If you have money yourself steam the view subsidy we walk up someone at a bar and god my name's burden, beautiful. It's our conversation to bid I was working on. The idea was my wife got. It said it, it's Why would anyone do it? It doesn't work or clearly works clearly worker, there's that that it appeals. two, because you wouldn't do something that doesn't work you don't go fishing and show your tits at the water and do hope the fish jump in the boat or go fishing or put your dick out and go hey official look. I got you throw look in the water now the hook, doesnt work every time and I'm certain that hook enters the water. There are fished, feel threatened and feel like that That is what makes them feel unsafe, but there's on fiscal and our sucked outlook and That's why we do it every time now that was my argument for cat calling was at its socio economic. I would

I never do that because that was not how I was raised. I would never do that because if you want to talk to girl, you'd go up, and you say: hey man, my name's burt, I think you're beautiful I'd like to you. later hey. You know you talk to her. You would never be like something dig. Bitch her go. Ergo smile, more mother, fucker like that, just didn't happen. I say hi, I'm Keith, I think you're pretty I'd like to get to know you smile take care regardless. But so there was no real equivalent to that in a at an affinity, and he was boys of privilege who felt like if they wanted to meet a girl than they just go and talk to that girl I never really thought of that. I just I mean frank guys, have a terrible, rapid, asian beyond candle. There is also the freedom. There is also a lot of rape and I'm sure I've never never heard a story that, but but but there was cat calling that just wasn't I mean you, ok, see you're, asking me how I feel. How do you feel that your people are known as waste as rapist

Oh, I know how you feel when I if I was in a room alone with you and we just met, I would have to think about. Are you like. Who are you that was an eye opening and in that way, one of those things that key to bring it up. That I did I do apart so that there was a yes all women right immediately, I'm always I always read those things. I feel the instinct like the like got reaction where I I don't know not all men like that's it, and then I go just an idiotic clearly their someone's making a point. Let's take, let's, let's reverse engineer this and look at it from the other side and so on go through and I read all one is twitter. Try like learn from it right, because ultimately only you're not trying to write a joke and everyone looks at me and they go of course he's things that come up from the other angle and one of the things Bellew my mind so simple, so stupid, it's so silly was

Yes all women, threatened when they order a pizza delighted the idea of ordering a pizza and by yourself having this man come to your door and like look in and see no one else that data that can be a scary situation and that flipped everything I knew about any of that. So to answer your question, in short, I am. I am not on a model? I don't. I don't know how to say this properly. I see all menace threats more than I think the average. Am, I see all men is the dirt they ve done more is the average because I've done I do mean greets on the number one thing this is like that: for one thing: it'd be great. I'd do a shirtless women if they touch you always always always without question always ask. Can I touch you? First, they always go hey. Is it okay? If I touch yours,

we and I go yeah of course. Do you mind if I like? I want to give you a kiss on the cheek without be okay, and I go yeah yeah, of course, guys will put their fingers in your belly button, hardest, fuck and think you like it and you like bro, don't fucking do that to me, but that men, that men that right now imagine if angle broke up doing that. To me, I get called the bitch oh yeah you're, so sensitive assisted, belly button? It's not even, and I just has matured. Will grab your ass animal tissue memo fuckin memo? I got I had one instance of really fucked me up. Is this big guy, tough guy backslapping? I hate backfired, hey guys slap you on the back. I believe I am all against masculine. It may look like I am body it, but no one's more against it than the dudes that had to grow up by side with these mother fuckers my whole fucking life, I'm a regular guy and you just get.

dudes in the shower, taking a shower in highschool just started pissing on you, and I take that faggot and you're. Like hey man like I don't like that as much as the women that don't like, I don't like any of it, and so like they're they're, always they're, always the guys that, like you're, not doing your push up right, you'll go all the way down to limit the fuck alone. At least I'm trying, but I got was a guy. I was in the house in the military and when I was an infantry, the guys just loved the fight like it's all, they knew he also need these animals over there. But they are, you know, hey valley, Alison we're wrestling. Take Europe pretzel now prevalent did anyone those guys it would come and fraternity house two in the morning shirt already off you and like all right spread the countess out torn down fight club and you're, like not by clubs, an avid yet voted almost no it and you ll be like. I just want to walk away just walk away. I'm alarmingly, could you walk away? No,

First of all, a man, that's part about it. I was raised. I didn't ask for this. Like I didn't, I didn't go like I think lohan did like turn eight and be like hey make. You teach me all the hate words and then the I go of course. I know you want to do the fucker to me all of the things I can do to make life difficult on everybody. So then, when you win, when that guy came in and was like we're fighting like fuck, I gotta fight now you're like oh, my god, my first thought what has happened so much my first, I was pleased to hear my teeth. A girl of of then the rounds in crowds and ears and bombings esophageal my teeth. So I'd be so protective of my teeth and then you'd be like and you'd be like just give up just give up like just let him win faster. I don't care if I lose Look. I don't care to. I don't care when men, but then there is a toxic masculine in me where, if I did feel like he was doing something I've, a real hair trigger with bullies like

real hair trigger where something like. If he went for air, like indeed I'll. Tell you I'll tell you very private story that everyone's gonna love to hear. I knew we get secretive This call is this on my progress or yours, so I have a friend who made a joke. I was gonna, give ten thousand dollars to to a charity after I ran the marrow. It was a joke. I made fun him and then he was like he pretended in his too is instagram. I would give ten thousand dollars to a charity that I said I'd. If I could run the allay marathon of Training- and I would get ten thousand dollars it. Hold such a trigger and me of bullying and his mother. His friend he's my best friend and I I never even told him this. I have never seen, this to anyone. I would I would not. Give them money. I would give money to my charity. If I wanted to give money, but the idea that someone would hell meeting of ten thousand dollars to something it pull and in all,

friend, sort of joke in a mere texan and the like, fucking, you and for ten grand body is a joke by them I have the money, but it was such a fucking, weird thing of of like you don't know it tells me what to do like it pulled such a natural triggering my iD that I was. I just stop texting about it now. like. I can't even play this game in like cause. I don't feel like it's fun anymore. I feel, like I, you know, and so like a part of me that, like a member beatin wrestling match two in the morning of thirty, and the guy was just saying shit to me. That made me feel like he thought he was a bigger man me and it fuck him out. Some hope shit and I got em a place where, wherever was I do not fuck with bert, like I lost it, lose it. I can totally she read

I didn't isn't funny. The irony is that you keep your shirt on. No much, though, is that we all want to see if there is a good part of the stocks of maximum masculinity. That, like I grew up. by side with I. Never loved it. I D joked vessels agent really, but who have said the f word so many party boundaries by us. The dad or in the f word three rather shelby Try to put I ice cube. What my ass well so, like I didn't ask for that. and asked to learn that were bananas or learn the word There is a weird part of this that I dunno to get to I learned dollar this also. You know that right cause. I grew up with the same thing. Is you except those on the other side of it? So so my pain so tell me, hey guys, gonna be after you for sex and they were right relic as soon as you know, guys. a little bit only way there trying to grope you and so on we're coming at me do you know whichever way adults, kids, you know

That is a factor that really bothers me yeah, but I get it. You know like soon as you grow, boobs skies get a little bit confused, and so I was I was very used to it and then I, but what was my point here so I I got the same thing. I grew up with middle eastern parents. We crying about don't cry so, like I got masculinity thrown out me, but is very strange that I also wasn't a female they want. They don't talk to me, my son. I wasn't a female that luanda yeah now for a long time. For years They just don't agree with anything. I do my daughter, Helen diner, which are very We shouldn't we where's your friend that do we trust them. That you're walking, thereby yourself what my phone and I'll drive. You live three sixty

Oh my god. This is why I am not a good sweetie pie, the sheep thirteen. You know why that's amazing mile I'd only saw her for one second, but I would say to feel very lucky. That is an actual genuine smile and that thirteen year olds very, very, very happy kid yeah, coy privilege. the devil is lucky that no struggle at all, it's never struggled a day and revoking life is the biggest struggles things the world's poor. You can watch your friends about. It, wasn't realise all the murderers out there all right. Ok, listen, listen, listen! Don't go down martyr pad when you, when you hit the button just cause, the button and you see the light, turn green. Remember some people turning left on the? U I you dream, you thirteen ass, the story. This child is yeah, she's, not a child. You know about words and raise helps me when you get there baby. Ok,

don't talk to anybody, hurt you all my glock equipment, my gun. Ok, I love you smile there. You go. Yeah, then smiles at you do not smile back there. You go perfect because I'm starting to sweat, cutie pie with two traffic goes both ways right over here. You really just said that I love you just as a hair trigger like yeah sure go ahead. Oh my god. He almost took his shirt off Jesus Christ. What were we talking about? Kids know entirely how guys awesome guys, invoking horrible guys, a horrible. You know you have no idea how much I hate boys like boys, there's nothing worse than a little boy. Thinking he's a man and sand man shit to his friends and being a grown man and hearing it. It

my skin boil because I was a guy. I was definitely that guy. I heard this guy are this guy in less in turkey, that is why privilege bro, that is, like that's why people date there like they're, like that, Fucking infinity stone why people like seersucker suits and in some dresses with big smiles. I've never seen anything bad, that's gonna end. They would be the first ones to say than are racist, but they never had a chance to be. the army, I you know they are idea. I was talking to my dad once and he would say and there's no black people in the town? I grew up and He said the name of that. What do they call that utopia and that there was my brother? There was ended up being a black girl, and one of my brothers ended up dating her, and I said you know defined. Do you find yourself thinking my racist could this kind of where the market, with the only black person, the whole town and he said,

while I was in church and I thought- and I saw people will notice, there's a black person here and I felt to a I felt bad about it. Then I said so did you starting and hey she's, really standing out to me. I might be racist and then it goes well I am not racist. Where would that even come from? I didn't say that and I'm like okay, nobody said anything we're just weirded out that there was a blacker than we ever did it aborted. Ah, yes, really. The daughter has an adult. Really twenty six, see I that wasn't an amiss. that wasn't an option for me, but a genuinely wasn't an option, meaning what your school or, why wouldn't I boeing I didn't really mean an asian person in time. New york, Actually, in l, a to Bobby Lee, I found out in l a polish thirty years old, twenty eight years old, I find out that japanese people could not understand chinese people at all

I thought it was a little bit like the italian and spanish like month alone, as bun bologna in l a I found that out, I kind of on a hug you, because if not somebody should smoking. Keep the trip like, but there I am not. I know it's funny where ignorance like the owes its face. Ignorance is ignorance, it does it just cause you doesn't mean you're hateful re. Well, do reason why people call ignorance hateful is because sometimes you have a lot of time to figure it out and you opt out that like me me just like carrying you mean well, you just let's say apathy. I think I always had ignorance. as to apathy where I was like her However, healthcare will have something let's say hates your joke and says: hey dude, that's that's that's going to that's all it is is offensive and all you say is like fuck. You you snow You know, instead of being like. Maybe major could be better. I figure lake because I think we have to

it could be hilarious. Just say it from the hilarious part say it from the part. That's true, so I always think like let's say, Joel in france, who are huge, what's the fighting, then you have certainly you have seized at so there's. There could be jokes against. those guys just go and like all they're all meat heads they're, all you know, and then the joke would come from that. But it's not true. When you don't take into account the discipline that comes in with that and the the physique it comes with, then you tell your ignorant joke people aren't going to laugh and are going to be offended, not because your joke it because the joke is stupid it's you joke doesn't lie in the truth, so it ends up fallen flat, making and I knew I had. Oh, I had a girl gotham. One time later, this joke was I was on my might be the closing joke about special was guys. You know not girls hate when you,

sown about blow jobs. Who, oh you know guys. You know, girls hate when you grabbed by the back ahead and used for some down is pretty fun. You should try once you see the look on their face. Like what would we playing the game of the hall and those like our? the centre approach. Why slot in your mouth was sleeping and then who cheat and then the holidays? like a resource as ledge your dreaming, you're snorkeling in the keys, the elevator bouncing off your chin. I told a joke. Just it's a joke. You just write it You like it makes you laugh, you write, it tell it on a special tell it as a throwaway needing a joke. In the moment in gotham and a girl comes up and says you're you're, rape, sympathiser, So why was not arabia that I'd never empathize with someone who rapes people? She was known as you, rape people, you raped your wife and I went I've, never read my wife and she you that joke is a rape joke and used in that joke. You, rape, your wife. And your promoting rapier, promoting rate culture and I went hold on

What happened? Is everyone attacker like everyone around her was like. Oh, it's, a fucking joke get the fuck out here. You dumb bitch women women hardest as fuck on this check. This chick shaking she's so angry. All I'm seeing in that moment- and I know this is not- can be obviously my fans, but like I'm seeing at that moment is this woman who heard a joke, I told you, I don't mean to fucker night up and fertile laugh, had a different reaction. Help me. stand that reaction, by the way. You definitely an open air here. I think you could have debt. We could have had a conversation a little more if you it. I can't I I there's no affecting your reaction, but the conversation deathly good of an ad username. mind. If I talk to about one year, jokes and to me I would have been like, unlike fuck, but I've never what a joke, since only because I thought my opposite to go in and ruin someone's night. My job, want a laugh,

I want everyone to laugh. If someone comes out going like, oh, my god, you just Finally, the worst day of my fucking lot in my heroes Clearly, someone shoved his dick mouthwash you leaping clearly that happened I mean who hasn't it? Haven't you re ready now you don't have the same. Experience is one thing right now: there's a lot of people listening goin, that's ridiculous! That would have. Never happen. There's a lot of guys. Listening going I've never done that to a woman. That's why I think it's funny Does that make sense? Have you never gonna tell him in are being serious. Yeah. You know no man a lot. I would say: ninety percent of men never let us stop talking about while she's sleeping, I retained happened to ninety percent of the women that I know all parts of that joke. Absolutely. This is totally normally what you're I didn't. I didn't notice. I didn't that either oh yeah. How senator that's him if you guess

late took, is combated, come quickly, salt lake face Fucking, just sticking your penis, while you sleep or two you've had a guy put his dick in your mouth while you're asleep, not that one, but what's the other part of the joke. Oh definitely like move my head down there. I think I d ever goes beyond that in a joke way like now a joke lay like that's how you get blown hold on, like other I've done it like to my wife when she's I hate. When we talk about I need to talk to about georgia school and I was like sure whatever and then I grabbed the back of the head and she goes. Oh, are you fucking joking? I think that every guy connects with the joke part of that. I'm definitely- and I would say, there's that's a move. That's a move like you remember. It used to be like oh you're in the movie theater and you yawn, and then all of a sudden your hand is around someone's it's it's on par with that

No, it's not on par with that. It's an pile, your new you! I know you had to have done the yarn move because we learned it in a movie I e on and then go for the fire out of them I think it was in greece. We all learned it in greek at the hole and then you put your arm around and you're like hey, just got to first base yeah, like I don't think huh yeah that yeah, that was that is innocuous. The to put your arm around a girl is innocuous yeah it the I get it. I gave you grab a girl by the head saying force her onto your cock, like tapir snapped it than that. That is hard core rape I do not think that ninety percent of the guys have been like oh no you're gettin this like like over the top of semesters alone like like. I can't imagine no, no, you don't need to put damage force into so we want a, maybe that's it, I'm going to do it without that much arm strength,

yeah. Why are you serious, yeah yeah? I welcome to being female gas all of it. Yes, so there's I see, that's the thing. I think that we got clumped in with like I would never ever. I was raised an old girl says no than that is over. Everything is over were you really like when you think about it worry really raised like that cause? I wasn't there. We were raised in the same way. so also like you might have been raised where your mom said that right, but I know I know, but you ve didn't say that no no reject nano rejection for me was what dictated it. If a girls said no. I have faults such a sense of rejection and humiliation that I down those like who said

What's your response to rejection and humiliation, a lotta guys, his response to rejection and humiliation is to take it anyway, because then you're not rejected and humiliated, because you're already there you're excited so close to me right. Oh I've definitely had the the the vibrations of when you're in the middle of hooking, up with someone and and and you're like so Oh fucking turned on your arm, definitely wanted the bathroom jag off like if this is stopping that's cool, but I'm shaking right now, like I feel yeah I've been there, but I would never have just who'd, never take it from somebody like that and then we will see this taking at that point. I thinking on we ve heard this in court and in you know that in the newspaper in everything it's like Well weren't you naked. Next to this guy weren't you making out weren't you already touching his balls like why, what's the difference of his dick is in four inside of you and I could list the reasons why that wouldn't happen, although yeah to me, of course, it's a given we're about to have sex until I go, you know what your kissing his soul

annoying your touching me and, unlike in going well- and I know the next step- is sex, but if you're so bad at this, or if we're not clicking this, I don't want to go to that next place, although sometimes I have just to see if that would get better, but but they they can take in any way and then what what what argument. You have you were right, there you are, definitely wet because, like you know, you getting turned on, and even though this is This is turning you off you're still in a sex mode. Just like you can be hard, but they could be things that, and you off we used will be hard. Never once I had turned out my dick goes down like once, something like it was Pussies dodges, dry alone, a right right. I don't know about you, know that night. I dollars and I would like my wife, said something to me the other day crawled over with me put her leg alma on my junk and it started getting hard and she said something that was, I dont know what it was but whose responsibility induced

and my dick just went hot sauce and she went wait. What happened to him was like I'm out of it you lost me like I'm not another anymore. If we have to bring up that cover she's a little close eventually, that's so interesting. I do assume there are men that their instinct reaction. Is I mean there clearly are men whose reject brings them anger, I guess it I've. I would assume that's not the norm, but I can say that I mean how do we assume that it's not the norm when it's like every woman you know has, has had something taken from her sexually or so that went talking to a friend of mine, also the friend's name. Every girl I've ever dated has as dealt with the sexual assault. Every not everyone can say that say to them. I never had a conversation about it. Only dated six chicks in my life, I've only had sexual sex jokes. I've only dated, I think four, four and so but everywhere,

dealt with sexual assault and I assumed that that was outrageously high. Considering you know that that's ridiculous. I set it to my friend, I said some about rape in I said. I assume almost every woman's how to deal with that. She was like you're out of your fucking mind. Those like she's? A very well known, comic knows what she's, like that, it does not happen. Every one is very rare and I went ooh in my head. I was like whatever and just I was you know it now, my yeah about what were ganging, sometimes going to either going to argue numbers that I can just what I can only make up in my head. I feel like when I read the Aziz ansari thing. I was shocked that men behave that way, and because, apparently a lot of women said that that's how men behave? cs the experience. I would never in a million fucking years, put my fingers in

women's vagina and then put him in her mouth? That is really never never two million fucking years. I don't lay not oh, I think that's so that's it. you gotta cases on come. I just wouldn't do it anyway. I would down during sex majority, but he was reading anything. That's the thing it's it's not that I don't want to use my own pussy its You can do that. Oh yeah, I was having sex with my wife. This is fucking horrible. I can't believe I'm sharing this, but I was having sex my wife the other day and all I had was a spoon. And then I said, I said I want I want. I want to finish your mouth whatever, and you know I feel embarrassed even saying it but like because only because people know my wife but and I feel weird talking sex talk, I look good at it in this situation, do you say or whatever that's why I'm only on sexual six chicks, because I am so bad at that part, I'm so bad at like I want to.

In your mouth or whatever, like that just after it makes me uncomfortable comparable wherever you like and gave them what it's good. These they'll say ma am I We were very she's, really cool check with very open trying to figure out things relationships and we started its action. gets what's wrong with me and I she's normal boylike issues, but I says she said yeah. This is how our conversation yeah I get that, but I wish I was a girl, like you just put that in my mouth now, but would love you to clean it first and my photos, I told him suitable economic sense, sir funny. You carry what wife's now everywhere but like are you like what? oh dear mary bomb is the last time you had a one. I stand now Mary. Now I had a divorce law right side do whatever the fuck I want. Ro we have. However, I why how quickly back in the saddle

What I have my own place. I knew okay. This is for you really here and now I would say you are if not woke, I would dare definitely say you're you're, like two thousand for I'm pretty way, compiling nineteen. Ninety three woke like so like how what's it navigating when I said I had to still be raping no but like item every man is worried that it feels like a more only men. Not worry did. Did you ask for permission the s? Okay, the bird like you know that you never different, starting a women, but if she's drunk that's not right right, then don't go out with a drunk. yeah, but if you go out in the garage, the few drinks that you want to have sex. Do you really go no you're in no condition to accept that I bring a breathalyzer the details of my dick had. No, let me help your head down. It depended, I mean I'd. I guess I'd think I'm pretty good at it. Didn't help us with a woman that drink

a bottle of wine didn't seem too much, then you're with a girl that has two glasses and she's stumbling. Don't mess around with the stumbling one agree with that. I agree that I yeah. I agree with that. Ninth grade see that's how fuckin woke. I am guys now with the guys now when they take home a stumbling girl. They know they should be. They know what they're doing now I no there's, not confusion. There is what I'm saying when you see you know I'll see on the internet and the guy's been like. Oh, I can't just say a woman as a nice dress, like you know, all of a sudden world fashion. Experts were roughly ran over here. How are they going to know? The address gave me a hard on, even though what you can and can't say you know, or when you said smile to somebody, you wouldn't be when it's just your guy, friends or when you're loaded, be when you're with your girlfriend and ethical coming sam to people, be when you're what your mother a we just wanted to tell you. Nice dress roma. They look I'll raise my now because you know, fuck and move. You know your baby. I saw you know what's wrong, my boy,

one time I called america's. He called himself out and offer, this girl speaking italian, bind us into turnaround speech, artists being italian backdoor and is no. Is he turns running as I speak, italian do when cool and then we got in the car- and I was like, can you imagine if just a girl just turn round more we're. Having conversations this was I speak, english, please don't we could not buy up on your lab again about so so what happened? Have you guys ever been approach to do traditional radio serious brought it up briefly flee for you. What happened? We forget to pursue thing. It's like that, does it just? Is it just not like see the offer when the been got enough rendered, but for whatever is if they said nationalists indicated showed you go nationalism gaucho if they said here is about. two pies and all the money in nice, things yeah sure we consider that deal with work,

I don't know what, if they should do, these are the real money trying to figure out how much you guys make real numbers right now. So, like say they said, here's the deal. Per episode, alright done yeah yeah, there's some in your eyes and look good. It was like a game show and I want to get on the court and say they said. Per episode will give you a per week per week. Fifty weeks a year, we're gonna, sign you guys to three million dollar contract each of you. Do you leave the pod gaps entirely? Then they say what we need you to do is we need you to burned to the ground We need you to say good night, given the girl or over we're taking, would teach

or to change the name temerity saying no cause you're an idiot like whoever is good doesn't have it. Hadn't shows that literally millions were changed and there was a guy had not met my duty. I would have to pay people three million dollars to learn how to say the name of this show. How great would that be the colleagues a contract, three million for what a year one year now, three million five year contract. you set this fifteen million dollars? You do not have to work again. Maybe it would it would raise a flag that you wanted me to burn the pod to the ground, cause that feels like you're, making dumb deals they're just same, we just don't want we, we don't we what we want to make it look, we will introduce you to an audience of twenty million people. Then we don't we want them to feel like we found you, so we want you to take scrubbed online weena, scrabble, livelier. There will now I've been keeping the girl. There will never be this backlog.

Take everything down with cheese, start brand new, oh god, randal know that you're making a transition to share this with your fans. We could say yes and then league leak out anyway, right away later, get everybody raid, where people have a yeah, so somebody will pulse some will get, it will be an internet, secret, three thousand emphasise just gone just gone. Best episodes best best moments of the show. Let's walk us through the best moments of your show where you're like. Oh, this is fucking gold right now I would be like this is my way into being a buddhist I like or have everything. Oh, I wish I could let go of everything tat. We get our shows back after the five years that question I'm glad you in this meeting Keith there in five years at the end

as shows back, but remember, spent five years not a word, you walked away from it. If you like, like Michael Jordan, money which they want to play baseball and we played basketball player houston. Thank you. It's called man's plane. It's one of my favorite things to do in the world. By the way advanced planning is so natural or man. You have no idea. How did you even me telling you you have no idea. This is a man's pollination, but like it's so how it's the matter. For me, this women are from mars. Then love to explain to my friends said to my wife: this is the my favorite. What the work is moment. I've ever had My wife said to my friend Oh my god. I have a great idea and he said I have a bet I do,

He hadn't even heard her idea and he had a better idea and I started giggling so and I got a just gotten high and was a big sunday thing everyone's around everyone's, like what are you laughing so hard? I go. She never told you her idea and he goes no, but I don't need to hear it like and he was like being dead serious. I don't need to hear it. I know I know what she's going to say and I was like. Oh my god. How great is this? My wife just tip female soldier did fight back and just went? This is part of what like to be fuckin part of that part of the part of the fucking. under appreciated this his eyes. It was your idea. He told her. His idea and it was the worst idea. I've ever heard my working life. I think I didn't even here hers. You can respect her for was worse someone some I did that there was a guy who wanted to be our manager for a minute, and I I told him, you know a bunch of ideas that we had coming up and one of them is. We have this sum weaker.

We can long weekend of events every year every single year, and so that was coming up. I was telling him all about it. How we produce several shows all that kind of stuff down the line. like a week or two later, he goes ok, I want to start working with you guys. follow me on this. What are you guys Think of having a week long events and cut out. It's describing what I described to have answers will do to around April fifteenth keats birthday, which is the whole point that I do that I do stay. So we do give miguel says around. That is all idea that they and everything I just looked. the forums, I guess we can't sign as you cause you crazy about, we owe you a perceptible we ve been doing now. That's fun, though, because Keith not only like he's a do. He also towers over me, but so you are too yeah people didn't people anything to do it. I got a better idea. Everything

x, everything you didn't have not something where people see him and they expect him to be the go to guy. Meanwhile them an email, I usually produce our live events, or how does that work with the two you like? Do you guys Do you share the responsibility? Are you just a team or do does one of you drive forward and the other ones not I don't think there's any like like But usually there's one person whose, like super aid personality, someone is less, is more free spirited can takes care of the booking. Send you book organizations who did you set this up? I in no way like well are. We were on star burns audio with our new podcast. Today it used to be feral. Oh wow, the head guy went little. Did I got a little, not woke yeah? What did he do? Dropping a bomb know. I broke into an ex's place and when her bed and

the rest are Lexus an act, and that was next. I and I thought you said like broken relaxes dealership and where I went away also, then he got I don't remember the details of it, but the out only to make them out of his own network into now. It star burdens to say is the one that dan harming harmon towns on and you're out. Its approval pointed out on its autonomy, the address agent orange offices there, but but yeah, that's, that's so that's all you over there now were there while we're and allay their given us some studio time, but we are still recording in new york. We do, spin off show my opening line about comedians first times on stage. So while we're here there yet when the soldiers are we're doing your progress. Next right. Forget. Are we doing here? Yes, ok, good, good good he's like I don't have to leave because I don't want to go to Dan Harmon's funded place. Ten home is an interesting guy. He did a really great bounce back on that sexism. Shit

yes, I got to like. I was like that's a manual on how to apologize. How to listen. I don't understand, and I think that ray guile thing. Even Dan will admit. That was a little girl, what he did on the area. Does that give someone power? You never fucking know I get in trouble. Travel Joel. Such harassment suddenly couldn't sexually ras guys as a joke. Aegean telephones, I didn't not even trouble, but it was just someone said: hey man, you gotta start doing that like anytime, there's a new guy on set I'd, be like him and when you watch me shower tonight, the world laughing. Everyone would laugh, except for this one. Poor guy didn't know. I wasn't gay, I didn't realize it. I just thought I'd he'd knew I wasn't. Gay was a joke, and just one guy went up to our was was, can it made me feel really uncomfortable and obviously I vote for what producers, a woman and he's got I mean I don't wanna go watch him shower, she's king he's chameleon then say no than another, no use. I o o

it's like I used to play a game called who, in the shower me loop, and it was real ten times better. You wanna play its called, sir, not sexual harassment or not not sexual harassment this again. I would like a safe space. It's but you know what it was like our know, you'd. I guess now you can't argue now you can't say everyone was cool. That's all then you just good work who are friends we been on the road for four years together What are a family was cool, and say that anymore more, I guess not One was cool. You didn't know that you didn't like you'd. Be can't assume because boss balls, that everyone likes it. You know- and I'm not saying trust me. I've been on the receiving end of bussing. Balls word hurt, I guess that's insane is that guy coming into your frat and clearing the couches and you're like I guess I gotta do this now cause your brothers is what we do. Yeah, I'm fuckin russell lucifer, so nobody would have known that you were like fuck that there's a guy called an authority. That list is called powder. Who is very pale, and you know

are the ritual that when he drew shower, we all just slapped him so that he had read it marshal of from I definitely guilty of doing at once, but the next time notice that he showered in the middle the fucking night, no one, but he doesn't like that when, when twenty slap him at once and so but you just go out: what can we do to powder something we pentium is room. You know, yeah. So, like you know any part, it's the conversation we have. You have people it's. My point is listening, but it sucks because you know the people in greece I'm doing a joke right now about my daughter's, very differently approach, getting their periods? the one you met loves it. No. She was really really tore her down It was like I'm no longer a child, and in that that we we got her period and we just got in the pool and we all jumped in and she couldn't go swimming and I was like oh fuck,

responsibility of a woman like she's turning him? This is her child yeah and then mother one loved it she loved. I myself a period party, so normal image argument. We made a red velvet cake, I had pasta with marinara sauce and takes on all the walls she named her period. So I other daughter they called her period of flow cause. That's what women you know, and so mother daughter heard her call it flow. and assume they mainly in all exercise, nay mine. My two other border walked in we're period like carrie. She was like thought, yeah like loved it, and so, but if it's just sir. This is the one that whose moon walking that is the one who loved her period. I'll ask I do not deny it really does not bring it up. Do not what shoe to walk to someone's house wait? Are you here by yourself? Ok, bye. She got her period on four the fourth thirteenth and named her period

jason voorhees! If you brought it up, she would be littered with me. She doesn't know that I'm talking about it on the but figuring when she is all not to hear it on the podcast. She will be like go, you know, that's wrong gets a period, but it eleven years old I can't imagine yeah I was. I was mad that my mother told my father. Don't ever, unlike what it's coming out of my vagina and now I'm like tat. We are its end, it's one of those things and I said to them, so funny we were laughing so hard. I said to them, I said: hey. Can I Can I tell you at this stage- and I was like I don't know- and I said well- I just I I think it's can be funding. I will do it disrespect for just in my website guys it's. I think it's fine love. Every girl gets a period of my daughter's leads. it's fine, but then there's things that are off limits on stage that I just can't even bring up. How long have you been going on for a week, probably wrap this up and start you're, so you're not stuck here all day,

that having funding to be ok, I also taken both jumping poor with their periods without any anything protecting them the what the water makes its up your world just a little. Well yeah way back. Then it's more of a dad rule. I just don't wanna swim in period blood. So no I'm joking, I'm joking! its cause there's a pad in their yes, she doesn't, after you, can take it off and is jumping to pull it won't. Chow Oh well, I will show that with them and I eagerly await how did you find out this? I've listened iranians iraqi friend in terms of the sea. I care about you. I told you fuck it up. So we re. Let's less real, quick, let's fire round and rapid progress up in podcast, you hate go ahead start with Joe rogan go yeah, I'm kidding I'm kidding, but there had to be like when you guys you guys were such a beginner of the of the of the of the pioneers

that you had to see. People come in and just go like roll your eyes and go you fucking kidding me. I think it's why we started. I was hearing shouts and I was like this is no good, and this isn't what this can be but like when you when you started hearing like guys like like trembling, someone that I, that is innocuous, That will never hear this like when you started hearing about celebrities getting cats and doing progress, katy, correct that podcast is horrific. Did you hear of europe on the deck of pop august fan? gyp August fail, I literally should do apart gassed just having podcast from the week. He show I love podcast, love them. It's my favorite, medium and katy

his podcast is a nightmare base to listen to it. I used to be I'd, stop because she'd be like. I have a benjamin Netanyahu on. I was like holy shit. She sits through a benjamin Netanyahu and she's like hold on he's on the phone benny. Are you there and they laugh and you're like? Oh, it's a fucking you're holding your phone to the mic. Anna Faris, I love anna Faris. I love anna faris love. ferris. I love her first have a robust, but the fact she chops it into two. I get infuriate If I go, I going Dan. Someone understands how ratings work and then released two on one day. Your number is going to skyrocket. I get it. Don't worry. Gita says amana you're, a good podcaster like that fuckin drove me nuts. I knew I had to drive you nuts, when you watch those cheat codes and ease and you're like like. I was a part of the cheat code. Do you know that used to get more downloads if your podcast was longer? oh, so only reason my progress was like numbers team on the comedy charts was used

whoa and those I fans, love these six, our body, because that every time people would go to start up listening when it comes to download lives and change the format, and so there those don't count you guys are like fucking. Billboard builder is oblivious to how a podcast arts rates why people listen just does his own fuckin thing in his own drum cabin Every time I try. Thinking of that it goes and tie it does it does even in the smallest way. Backfires like we had, we had done. What is he do, fuckin name at the old. Let me guess somebody on children. We had a book or filling a minute and shoes I got. Is this and has a lot of followers bubble. Blindly girl sluts. Let's do it but, she was. She doesn't understand what podcasting is in. She was on the view and she feels whose very special- and you know you-

you better than me, and you can be better than me I'll interview you about that, but she's just combating the whole time, and it's just. I won't take celebrities celebrities because they come in and so it is this and like, like outs, more fucking people listening than you ever imagined in there all gonna hate your fuckin gods. Not that's that's the thing. They don't even know that their going counter into liked it. What are you doing, you're doing it. So why would you do it? Yeah are listeners because the thing is, as we could learn you doing it. Why would you do it yet? do it all the way act like you want to be here you're here my favorite one of those life. Let's go back to back with different guess that, if a weird vibes or fund by MR never be weird from your bandwidth, asshole name, Michel counts and MR collins. Thank you Bobby flay came into my progress mean Bobby drunk in Houston? and he like you in the cooking thing, is leg of my

Oh, my god, why didn't we do imo your earlier? We which your person got intact and I'm not sure if we can. I don't we I love to? I would love to have you guys on? I would love to have you guys on. Oh, my god, I'd love to have you guys on. I would love to have you guys on. Please please, please, let's make that high, so I know that we're not cooking with you, but I want to cook with you. Oh my god, you know what I'd make right out of the back I'm so like. Oh, my of course I make travelers out of the box out of the box water stirred focusing on hot sauces. Somebody sits on the back of his toilet bobby flay on here, and I Ed Bobby were drinking and unlike walking through PA gas both know what our lives are. Viewers ships are on our tv shows, and I'm tellin him no ship and am explaining that technically in the demographic

I am reaching the exact same amount of people that my tv show at the time now, I'm way past, any tv show on prime travel channel got amazing. Oh people, who are really hearing that I just you know, because even your tv show and I'm not not- you can it'll over, but don't worry, travel generally more you're fired well. Yeah, shortsighted, assholes, yeah yeah yeah and by the way I know they're listening right now, though, and I think we all yet we all could agree that I should have been guess. so grateful, I'm not that network anymore because I had the opportunity to grow so much more global yours, I would just say like on tv. People could even just flip to your channel slip through it during our work, but podcast you are listening Bobby. way comes in. This is like the getting this is getting on. My part guess maybe forty episodes Enron any, and I tell him to get me out he comes in, and I see him my front yard. Looking around in a suit

looking around like an eye open, a pajama paths in a t shirt. My body like hey, This is your officer is studio around here and as its in the back is ok and then I bring here. We just sit on the causes when we had our bikes and I realized- I dont know how to interview anybody. I just want to hang embodies like like waiting to blame he's so not used to the format and then I was like I, if you listen- that go back and listen. It is me so not prepared for the moment like not knowing how to just fly by the see my pants and just try to become station that crazy. One. I've had people in here that just that, like I have no interest in you, can see it see. That's that's It's like you know what I'm going to do that we're not going like it doesn't matter how many twitter followers you have. Sometimes even that's misleading. You know, like sometimes you, a small amount of twitter followers, but people just love love,

I love you. We just want to talk to people. We have a good time with you're going to love my interview. I am so much better of a guest and I am hosting the initial idea for this. Podcast was me just being the guest every time and bringing people to interview me, because I am it's part of what we call about at lunch me. My wife is that I'm a narcissist. not a nor says, but I got hints of it and one Things is like you always think, you're, so much more interesting than everyone else, and hearing that and going that's not me. I wouldn't hold on that's actually true when an okay. I think he got that, but but but yeah wait. What other did you ever have guessed that blew up on you and you're just like? We cannot release releases episode because they latin beverly says. If you blow up on us with extra releasing that episode, I've had a I've had a guest, were, I won't say their name. I will, after this guy,

and by the way I would never have the name just ass. I had a gas too, had a worked with someone. There was very popular the work relationship did not go well and they came on and they trash top to bottom that person I'm sitting right where you're sitting- and I am like going I'm about to be more and biogas everyone's. I say this in the middle. They said I I don't want to do this. Can you not release it? and I was like in my head. I was like Europe you're, a human being like if anyone ever tells me to take anything out. I always take it out like I I don't I don't want. I don't ever it goes back to. Why don't save the our word? billy I ever really, but is because I don't want to I dont want Someone's association with me to be the worst at our life you know like I'd, never want that to happen. It becomes a distraction of sorts yeah like I'm. I did one with Kevin brown, a new I've, I'm running yeah, he hates everything yeah. and he came and entrust everyone brother, you name,

just. But what about about down the line, including who the netflix of my specials on netflix and I was like. I am not releasing that until I talked to the guy at netflix ago. He just you know. This is what said, because I don't want that guy to hear that and go face for like like who you know so boo, hoo who's, like that. what you'll come that I will definitely there's there's been more than one interview where we look at each other like they were just getting norm right like they're leaning in the chair, not giving a fuck and it's like. Oh, I don't need you, it's all just talk around them and they'll figure out the jump in or not really isn't that yeah and then we'll we'll see on our forums. They love guess I'm like! Oh, you have no fucking idea. You didn't, you alone, as they do not worry before you brought him in No, I don't know how we got into areas or my god. I think he disliked

poking at me. When he's on one time he goes. I love your responses and, unlike that's, why you? You doing that like one time I just I ice, slapped him on the show. So I I asked him if it was okay that was so much fun because he's so cool about things he's talking about how he was to thailand he's children, women and, unlike I, come how could he knows where those I d like to do that like as this morning it showed the bitch. Was that our? What yeah what he joked a bit? Why? Wouldn't you just assume that there is other stuff makes it? Ok, it's one of the things I would say me him in segura overlap. and I think we all our friends aggregate from the same area we overlap We advance, I don't know anything about like rogue, insecure ari. I have those vans, and then they have bans donno enable us, but we overlap fans and the one. His outliers are the ones that would have fought, tooth and nail with you about anything that is like

whoa gore we're trying to hear them. The point does not already like you, just as he just now how about her, not as ridiculous. This no you're this or that gets area and its end by as much as I love interacting in talking you guys and hearing things of hearing them. Do I like hearing all the voices you know I like you. I am not going to agree with everything he says. I want agree with now We presented a shitty says by by jurassic park- is fun. I, like all different kind of sigmar gets, but he here listen if you have a point in your not yelling at him culture, I've seen em changes, mind. that's why I love talking to him, because he ll have some toxic masculinity, some old school thinking, but he'll updated. If you a reasonable and all have like tat alone and a totally we want me haven't onwards, Lana financial championships.

He also helped me. Do acid continue. Really. was he helped by a handful of things? Are really good form? That's definitely one of them possibly ruining a marriage is also really good. He we went to the national chairmanship game and I've I loved in Israel. I liked being on a scale. I don't have a problem with it at all on twenty five and I shouldn't by like it with great moment in a bit. Liquor store in south? Atlanta, all black neighbourhood, all black employees and their listening to kiss the listen, the prince. I will die for you and then I ll sing along and their dancing and I just saw to record the moment- and I start I do this thing- they applied its attacks fanaticism in some way where I just fuckin I override the moment. I just make it bigger than it needs to be, but everyone goes along with it in both orient armor like. Why would you video tapes just stop? given the moment, that's where their brains work, but I'm like no, let's create a moment so videotape it We all laugh, we posted and

all I can do to your phone immediately. social, media social media? Is it it's an addiction, it's worse than alcohol and food for you, it's it's an addiction. You need to get off it. So then we go. There is yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I've spent a lot of time with arya. I love him like a brother. I love him like a brother. Do not bring them up to my wife and so so in the atlantic airport, we walk into the admiral's club and in italy alone, Airport and an older black gentleman, when I was older, I mean like why is he gotta be black? Only because it's not our demographic? That's why he's black and the story? Just to give you a heads up why older, because once again is not our demographic white hair one. go T. We, walk in, and the first thing he says is: oh. the machine- and I unaware ay- I saw you dance and an liquor store in atlanta and and you say you were dealt with them. What's your name and always like ari and he's like that's great man- I love on your own instagram, an argument down the bar and he goes knows wrong.

your social media, like your tv show. Why would I ever know who you are it he wants? Is yours if you believe that, can you believe that give me that one hundred and took the one hitter, the vape pen out of my pocket, hits it in the atlanta airport he was. I was totally wrong. Don't ever get off social media like that, but he is self correcting in that way. By the way, speaking of the machine, the was it was, the guy's name. and your friend that you won't be on par with ya. I only say that, because in the animation, on that. The end is wearing a key familiar ocean really here I did not know that become my minions as his nails created there. Always amazing by air. Forget its rapid this up two years ago. You guys, well yeah, do as well Suitable marital I will keep it off. Air will keep it off. So they know. If you guys, don't like him, and you don't want to say it on air, that's totally fine though I love them mark. I think you're, a great guy, fine, that's totally cool

never heard our feelings just going to kill me. I made that are totally abide. Do there's someone ice It's an audio and sends it to mark marron just so that when I run a missouri hey, what did they say about me? Fuckin awesome. Thank you. So much for doing this, podcast guys are having I appreciate it. This episode was brought to you by the machine but you are cellular, it's just twenty nine. Ninety nine per line for one two or three lies, so you don't need that robot daughter, you built to get a fourth line for family glamorizing rope, Elizabeth she's, not gonna, like that the road I somehow prevail, get the low?

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