Hey guys, new podcast, we haven't uploaded a yet leah manoeuvres into the man gave him had never do given sam and the guy the coming over. As of now, I dont even know who's on the podcast. I think it's, I know it's big I know it sal, almost certainly louis gomes and and Dave Smith, They ve got a new comedy, we'll talk about, their plugs right up front? I remember to do that. but a second bottles a tito's, and this is a fish. Artificially power, we my last drinking by guest of october, of the month so they won't be this. It will be the shore one or that won't be that the end of the long ones won't be won't mean that they're not good, only done like fucking six drinking broadcasts. no you guys really enjoy them, and has the honesty that nick throat, throws out caught. I love nick thin air

Do you know a lot about you guys that many wars that that are just a tab. It younger than me a lot younger really, but in this wise are so great there. Just real talents It was on, I think, last week or no, no, that was last week. We stand soldier den I didn't drink. So that was a good podcast. I know the numbers on that one. So yeah sobriquet over starts october first, rules are no booze, know we'd as It's me, rogan, cigarette and and tommy. That is the big group like you again cigarette and are in a hurry back. That's why we answer everybody. horrible host and always sober or is not looking forward to it, he is really upset by. It are other goals fifteen hot yoga days, excited about a hundred problem with my back from I know your girl straightened out and I know you love sweating toward my favorite things were. when sick in our house and the end of this fake cough

that makes it sound like she's sicker excuse, ugh shut up so show must go on. they show must go on. I am indeed, as we can, although shows are sold out. I apologize I was gonna, add sunday shows, but going to only because Should it not, as I should add at once, and they show annoyed when one when saw Chapelle I see- and they say he's indices doing. I think he's done on sunday, though our text jeff and see if he's of he's he's been deceived like sixteen night sold out. Sixteen shows the warner or something for him, kind of wanting to go, see him my biggest fears that some or get chapelle and be like yo won't. You bert saturday late show and bring among go party and with him and at midnight undone drinking, I will be backing livid if she shows up to party Friday night. Is that really are possible?

you know what I know, but I'm not really not really. No, I mean unless he's with tony woods or someone that knows like darnell, you know audrey even his irene is a dream. We'll be fine, you want me to hit up to now. I'm gonna hit up to namibia podcast. What Donald want, while vitamin d c CNBC or does everything was spelled, are best friends. I know that yeah, Nobody comes up on. My photos. Has african american donno rollins. He put that in there but yes, this october starts october first or is frustrated he is he's our texting me and Tom Tom is Tom. is gonna have the hardest thing for time. The fifteen yogurt is I'm on it I'm october. Second, I'm gonna hot yoga, Joe orient tom, I'm texting all them october. First, gentlemen, what time do you need me to pick you up? I'm gettin black am driving I'm getting tommy, I'm getting ori and we're going out to where Joe lives and we're doing hot yoga, and I'm going to do that. Every fucking day, I'm committed to this

in sick of of of This this schedule, I've been on has been just aggressive. Australia was really hard for me. If we talked about this last podcast but it was really rough on me, just that to fly form platform platform platform for nights in a row and was not healthy and my blood pressure up today, not date yes, but it was higher than it should be considered on blood pressure medicine. and so I'm ready for nineteen darby home not eighteen days straight. I apologize. want to cap city that I cancelled that tape. I did it for health risk. That serious. I'm looking for this brought over? You can join in if you want on twitter on instagram or or email me at bert, at berber bert doc and I will keep it in all. I think I think I'm doing a daily vote

podcast. I haven't. I I'm not certain what am I to do, but I will do some daily like just to check into tell you were my head that and and I didn't drink last night. I didn't drink saturday night, I've been not drinking a little bit just kind of I told the waters and you may be, should re evaluate you're Saturday night. I didn't think so little red jaded note, I did during her son Friday night. What we did find and I we must review the girls. spread the right. That's right. I didn't drink friday night, I'm sorry fraud- and I drank saturday night- last sunday and then didn't bring today Is it going to drink tonight, but J said souls coming over and we're getting ready for the cruise we falling asleep lan. No, I'm not falling asleep and. What do you feelings about sober october? I'm like unfortunate, you haven't you need it now. I think I do. Whenever I think I said this last time I some owner reset my buttons thinking

and I think will be good for all If all of you do it the only one I'm worried about his tom yeah. No because Tom I'm just won't think about it and how just start like you is, I don't think. that big of a lifestyle shit for him. I think we did I know he smokes alot of wheat on the road till I go to sleep, but I don't think Tom is the one word about chose got shows in vegas on the sixth. I was thinking of staying, sober just flying out to Joe show in vegas and watch him form of vegas and then flying home on october sixth year. Maybe as we build offence that weaken. Yes, you are you dog sitting. Maybe I got it. you hot yoga with Joe on the sixth you dog sitting, dogs, get some things but yeah so. Anything else now. I think this is so

join in sober october. If you want, I don't we don't, then what we have? I dunno what websites we have got a big fat, drunk bird dot com. I think that's the website. Why do you roll your eyes? I didn't know Also, when I didn't build a website that what jamie god he got big fat, drunk, bert, not ok, and so I didn't know that I didn't realize and few. What does not rolling your eyes does are two totally different activities. his podcast is going to be fantastic. I'm gonna run down to sirius Xm with Jim and sam. I had a lot of fun with them sunday night and I'm excited Back into them and then in the middle the night on enough. I should say this or not, but if you get this in Europe, in cleveland, or one or more, as I will be on rovers morning, glory tomorrow morning, house how's to happen bert the magic. the magic of you know what he's telling you but hey. Hiring. You know where to go you're jobs find the best candidates. you ve done this a number of times, reposted job,

nah, nah, zip, recruited com find assistant then, and I think what what has happened for me is that it's gotten for me, it is very difficult Style, I saw me working on the road in part, night and try to get projects down in the afternoon. Gettin podcast on spin difficult for me to it's this and I think that's one of the things I'm looking forward to about this month is slow things down honest but the man came so that its beautiful in in recording start fashion. I would put it top in here. hardware that all the pod cast into the desktop so that I can hit a button and it just weeks doubling beautifully get some condenser MIKE's some cloud lifters and really take it to the next level. I'm super super excited about this month. Obviously, and have set us for getting too and I'm looking for someone. what me with. This is very tricky, because I do everything out of my house. My kids ran an ad in and out of here, so we'd gone

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but who's michael, am by sitting on this- is the most people I've ever had the man cave and the most production I've ever put into a show ever perfecting done, fuck yeah dude. That was good, that you are working frantically I know you know I I you know I didn't drink last night, so so I think that for the most part mush, altogether is alive, action bartender happening here? I know I love that I can have one with loathing. Arts and those are the funhouse withstand hope. Yeah, though you just go, They measure they makes you don't get to fucked up at his house. Is that weird, I forget you're in a different recorder, so I'm like, why am I not recording jay, as he has a staff? He has a fuck policy with him. thank you for your face again. Are you people stand hopes? There's reasonable people making sure you don't get to fucked up journey I'd. It might be my perfect, it might be my favorite place to party yeah instead of so much as it's. Just as the neighborhood is the neighborhood. They just show up and all suddenly have a bartender by the way, if you're making one for me make it for a russian

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If I said, I can't watch it for people I'll watch it at home, so I brought it home and I watched the beginning- and I'm like I'm like just like and then, like fifteen minutes in I started enjoying it like. I was watching someone special yeah and then I was like, as I am supposed to be taking notes, but I'm just good. One bird leggings never get any money. Eddie knows about this, I gotta go recovery or something I can't watch myself were here. I'm really learn a lot you didn't we didn't want like do the editing for your special and all united by by hearing it. I wish I wanna watch work as then when I did have to watch a little bit of it on my ugh. I didn't like the way we did. We, I mean we literally the whole process. You know before and after I mean dave, you were like obsessed with the order and everything. So like you, I have you wanna, get it, which it's fucking great by directly from gas, digital guesses and network dot com. If you don't jones or google play or amazon. It's like that's fine as well, but they think a pretty big cod,

We have they take. They take a big chunk of so you could buy directly for gas. It allows dot. Com dave gets more actually goes directly to the artists myself and an entrepreneur if I want the Jews at itunes to get all your jews, while this has just been flagged and removed from itunes know, but it's it's nine bucks, but especially you save a buck till we will give you a dollar off. You buy gas as yourself. If you get, the video version is nine bucks, the audio version, it's only five bucks and have scraper and a more special say we're doing to intervene. Eighteen and four and two thousand and nineteen really. Can you talk about it? Yet not yet. I'm shooting mine in the in fact in February the trocadero vienna. I want my bodies is, I think, good friend of yours. I will talk about my buddy. That does producer, uniform am I gonna fuck. It says tony Hernandez. Don't give a fuck yeah yeah, you know tony. He he's doing chris rock eventual demise, but he did your special and

I told autonomous and do my special, but I was like bright. I saw something on speck. Like a man, I bought I paid a crew and had them shoot something in india in Denver. Denver something works. The company works. I just I wanted it to be. I wanted to be no production, I wanted no production, just cameramen, trying to figure out how to get the right light. Audio training to give right audio swift felt dirty that you shouted at a club, but I owe you four meeks. I wanted the material just in case just kiss. I don't get a buyer and someone doesn't chooses like for whatever. Choose not to do my special. I wanted it, and so I did. in my body, tommy, was like fuck everyone. He was like one just like just edited and and put it out, looks just like what do you care- and I was like yeah part of me was like: like you're doing like on you would like so many netflix by a lot of especial netflix albert at her love it. But then there are watch comedy, and I can't keep up with them

you know I ask this house being ass. Special when there's literally a new special coming out every day are net links through a week. Yeah yeah, it's as allotted two we are is right on look, it's for the six hundred measures a year so that the money I got a vigorous, which other stop off it just like netflix comedy, is its own lie here with western hours. Then I don't get it forgets about this. The reason that worked so well, it's pretty incredible. We think about right it or did it das for nate now, and it did for a few people every day it did for mickey glaser. So really was, so dorothy easy but now the road enough, I think for define our primary like he killed in the life of related than a lot. But I said he, you see the reason why Dixie went first to big, That is a big forget by where, in discussions that you know in in semi, disclosure like especially with the things at all. I was like that would have to be a big part of the thing of me doing a half hour on netflix I go for. I gotta be first, the worst. Second

I'm not going. There were the reason why nobody, nobody were watching it like a series and if they don't, if there I knew by the second part they're just checking you could see by either. I read all the reviews on it. I've been dying to read, reviews on my laptop. All version only have netflix, not on the tv. I have a smart tv that does it. Why why those netflix specials over the half hours working well and I've heard it's worked well for other people as well, but just now I know it's worked really well for nate, but it's because the way that flags audience consumes content? Is they binge watch so set up like a series so, but that one half hour had linking by the way of salary. No, you drink. I wash your stage overnight, bucking greek than that that is six hundred people. How much was the pull on that one? forty three loans and gets up it. Do the math, my head of system that will fucking job. We also show fucking increase, it was mine blowing it was. It was. I've said this, so much, I'm embarrassed again, handful of times in my life and Business that I, that things have been redefined for me in

I've never seen anyone do the greek I've never seen that many people in One- see anyone perform let alone that fucking. it was like a a that's. Like sake I know that will be overcome. See me they go the guy love the package, should it would lose a loved one of you. big, J and aryan. Whenever isthmus, specials amazing. That was a group of people and a lot. I do not break I'm just being honest, I recognized the least four times a day I get recognise wants that fuckin place. There was a a new group of people that are based as it is, the reason that may Jimmy kimmel successful. You know that is that brought him into the late night landscape and he brought in a point three wait, five rating on its premier and no one else lost viewers and there, like woe. These people have been watching late night and he kept. So that's like that that the fact you found people that work technic

going into comedy clubs got word technically. on that. Talking about what speck where, where we want the special of neighbourhood is there and their fucking I sat in the audience- and I was doing this all time like their fuckin, losing their shit they're, not bad, probably audiences yellow shit out now, respectful traditional colony audiences stand up? additional, but they are like has entered the happy to be there like they found they find us from tv. You know here the coming to see us from tv and they don't even know what they're are to expect with us no mean you could maybe he's a clip online or is on my guard, someone taped it, but it's not traditional, which will really love, because that's something that I found with all the people that come and do stuff with us. Is it our fans, like did not dare looking they're, who s? Who else who prove lego. Let me show you what I have heard, what the amount of cross over between impractical joggers indigenous gang spends a door.

Crazy, is cities like these, like just fucking these? They looked like nice women, yet from just the middle of a country like it's like, of our continent and then like scant hashtags, angular whoa. What the fuck is going on and is happy to be turned on to other laugh, there's, no, there's no definition of what funny as its actually really it's incredible cause. You watch it it's like I was an example of washing their practical jobbers or its good podcasting. As a general rule, you're having a good time doing at that's, just such a big part of it, laughing eddie other literally sit in your lap, while we're talking having a good time. There's a lot of broad appeal to shit too, like I remember being really like a tom. Shall Liu telling me like his favorite comic I like it. Norton and apollo, like his favorite com. You realize that, like a lot of people who you wouldn't as like, just because their fans like I'd, like jason brian regan fat. You know what I mean in his companies like lately.

Both he and his his work is brian Regan told me that he thinks js a faggot ronald reagan's. I don't know about that. Can I stop it? Don't worry about that. They weren't a fact that has been aged like a fine wine. So now, when I hear it, it's been on the shelf for so long, yeah really is better than that. When you walk into my it's laid out on the the countertops, it's like mom jeans came back, took it away too early. I think if they had just given it one more year and then pulled it, I needed a little bit more time with vega yeah like that ever walked away from it wrong with faggot, for quite some time could have been hand in hand free. I never I never even got I'd ever even lightened up on it. You shouldn't do it the whole down by the way. I can remember like, like a first lover when I met the word faggot and then using it all the time. ten years old, swore as brothers were eleven.

To be run way, I will say a bucket to say who wasn't one of them, but I think one of us was sexually molested by putting keep up your ass off on their fucking book, your blog island, and We just kept calling him the faggot while he was getting molested and I was like whoa. This doesn't seem to fuck with the eighties were so simple dude You know he just wasn't here suarez sisters. Remember I remember there was this kid. There was a there. Was this kid? His name was, I wouldn't want to. I dunno, I don't think his name was Chucky and he was in our. He was in are our baseball when we had a after apart, like a pool party after the season in- and we were doing that, I think we're doing like saw deeds and poor guy beads. His name is

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and then other than that, and I'm not jewish there. You go want to shoot those. Your first thought he was jewish, so many things that rhyme with louis as close as you're going to get jewish Judas yeah, you gotta really for something useful in college. You were true. It just made me words that you associate with my area and everybody to go around the circle want to get back to. You have to have all new rhyme scheme and so target man whose name is sal Y when I arrived in, all languages relies always do something like this. Now is this our god? Oh,

I remember mana and then that long time anyway, but before you know it the bus ride to the civil rights movement yeah. I think this video, the video goes on whatever website is like the white rose, hip hop that black people go going to laugh at us situation of Elvis austin is the first step to start already goes to get out of here to say that if you keep that mere days that you're just panicking that the child is the day, I thought we did

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not yours and put you in a grey, forgive I liked the farc, and if europe hockey. I dunno what a pleasant, bad rap bad rap story will be doing a lot of this on the cruise authority. That will become a thing of absolute great I'm going to bring my my left right center dice and whatever my hacky sack sweet who's going on a cruise I remember anymore. I know it's funny. You were the last person you keep it to be, like the crucible. Ebook topic, I think, is what they gotta. Do it like yeah like that's it I believe this year they were able to lock down murmur. Excuses and I feel sorry mike

Your? Yes, us, immoral, yeoman eager tim dillon, Al Jackson, My party is out jackson really on scrutiny, eyes and still party, like Leanna dude, without acts. In the end it was. It was a problem. I was in kabul without jackson, Al Jackson can fuck it goes, Al Jackson can fucking get used to that way. I read it was more like a docile candidate who did it you ready for a good l jackson story? Yes, so I run into omar dorsey, whose place cookie on the wire with raid on ray Donovan or do alright on any possible, go right out of it. So our kids, a good friends or black. We don't know- and so I steal, school drop off and almost like, I hate, only goes man. I've used I tell us when we go to my house, a podcast will have a cocktail he's like yeah, I said django's bet

might have caused friends. I go ogre fucking eight the morning I'll jackson shows up? I not had gone to bed that ifor shows up. Like all party is going down omar, noisy and written Al Jackson. Another I care members, they my poligized. We sat here and waited upon us ray hours and then at noon I'll, just as I can but a pat, so we'll get a pat around, thirty, I look at them and I'm like yo. I gotta pick my kids up from school and the owl looks at me like yo crab, Omar's kid I'll. Take care of him. We'll see you later so me and leanne go to school. Get almost kid. My kid bring them back here to do homework. I, like five thirty jackson, omar dorsey roland alike but we're going out- almost taken up his kid. Let's go out, fucking throws down I was talking about getting cut off in a plane and I go yeah. Sometimes you know. If you have like four drinks, he was for drinks. I got cut off at ten. You attend on a plane is like five levels.

If the cowboy don't cut off a blackmail, yeah l jackson, my favorite human beings, do we went so fucking hard in Kabul. I mean really cause you go to these fucking places where you can just buy like the pharmacy each buy, like whatever pills you just say what you want and they give you whatever the equivalent is, so I honestly don't know what the fuck I took. I I do a joke about it in my act now about taking like samples of cocaine on the beat tobacco as well. But the court at the them all you examples of bourbon jack and I just took free samples of cocaine. Just That will actually happen if you're in mexico, it's more dangerous to take their bourbon chicken. There are people like colors in it, so you knew who you were getting it from me like put like some sort of like dye or whatever and really flavors. It was like.

I wasn't sweet yours like never. They both my son out and find the universal avenant louis emails is really for the party with tone bell: your party who told them you don't. You know the total, I'm not gonna zone and eloquent that you do. The groundwork show tone please want a fun guy to party with two alive man. I could there's a lot of comics. That's why I'm never going to quit drinking new york for this month. You are never going to a fucking month on my fucking head, I'm going to love it I'll I'll die back my energy on within the first five days. I will my daughter's I'll be a great parent. at the time of my family wanted to go back to being a shithead know and then and then, and then think about this. Tell me if this isn't the biggest reward, the data for two hours. So can I tell you already planned out got him.

the term songs that we can all do together. Again. I've already planned all this out of so excited my next. My first drink will be midnight eastern standard time pressure like eleven nortons time, in the french quarter on holloway. Now how the fuck do not want to start party and that like and that's it so fucking excited, then I'll be on the crew. Who does I love cruises? I've been on the cruise for fucking my first week back drinking. Tired and went off and mobile get russia, I'm so excited, I'm going to sneak we'd under the crew And it is gonna, be incredible and you get a site about anti led lights, lashes snuck in no joke the tape, was available the stuff to his body, yeah, the other call the cruise flasks yeah. You could buy them at crucial dot com. Legit bring. Can you are you bringing legit we'd er vet just bring a vape pen on bringing weed. I'm going to mail stuff on the cruise gonna. Do that show right on the fifth

join the fifth or sixth fifth. Look I give him say now. Fifth, fifth, five. It's albert. I know your idea of text. What are you my boy yesterday, eggs, yet a water it for that god, so the thing doesn't grass grows So yes, a little girl answered so a saga has. This will be great. It's our birthday show we'll do a birthday show in new orleans on the fifth menu and then we'll get all the fans to give us presence will open them up on stage and the show not an animal riff on them, and I was like that's great and then immediately. I was like someone's gonna pack, a pipe bomb or one of those yeah, but so what happened? if at first but that'll, be that'll, be fun and help he did the cruise plus I've done it too. I just didn't like publicize it, but yeah it's it's you. Basically, their bags that are like they're, the like don't go through the metal detectors, just a plastic bag that you fill up with liquor. So you don't have to

liquor on the cruise was called vermonters a cruise flasks. I piss on that a piss on that. What do you mean? Fucking? That's my a lot, but everything is by drinks on a cruise, Why do you like? I love the idea. I love. Wanna go to my room to make a drink. I don't like being on a cruise. Don't have no responsibility run of the bar sir. What can you make me? I love that book and I hated the idea you're going to see me at my worst. I've been once a month sober. Hopefully these cargo and then an and then I will be. I will add. Point someone's gonna go, we supply talked about I can guarantee? We should have a talk with somebody should have a cruise interview talk to your work in a month on the fifth thousand and one of my schedule like the like the third day, and why don't we do like a onstage we'll do like a sit down with bird

yeah we'll have everybody come in and intervention yeah a it'll, be whoa. What's this and converts it down with just a bunch of guys that love the hell out of your pay pal yeah, I feel the letters from my family on stage. That's my favorite that you are really fun and october. I like that we played softball every day he woke up and made us eggs. I love the way you told me, you love me everyday event. The one thing I will say like that by the way that there's a secret time. Obviously what lessons on the progress? Just don't fucking share this model I, like you, see your time in my pocket, sometimes more than ever. It's not a good idea. Yet is I found that is zero secret somewhere or questions is christian thing ever happened arose mercer, you really always of it

you are hammered. You are howard and you go. Are you pointed I won't even say who they were? Were you just point the comics at one point they go everyone. You know when you love them from up or has the machine and one part chrysler yeah, you just go hammered you go. You go secret time. This guy coke this weekend. This guy smoked weed. For the first time. The guys were like that shit Y everybody introducing bird cause. You to see this guys cheat the secrets of my friends. Don't have to know the secret time then I will recollect that last summer, when a big long stretches without drink and ride bikes, my daughter, my oldest, maybe she's a four hour fortieth time, so she was like nine

be term issues. I should hate, I tell you something: go yes: yes, you ve really relax these last few days. I think the only problem. With birds that I have is what I'm party in order on the road a lot and I'm not how much I get very frantic like did you see me together the bog yesterday. I guess that energy does not like a calm energy, but they want to. Drinking area, very calm, some excited but if that I'm excited for this bottom up, a careful can wait. Jennifer. I did completely sober for like five months five and a half months like nothing, no weed, no alcohol, no nothing and it was. Was graves very. Like it's almost like you, clear headed it's, as is the clearest I've ever been in my entire life, but Why stop? Why stop? We know, why stop? Why? What can I tell you and I was going to secret on the? Do you remember the night I had to come to your house cause? I was having a rough go at it. Authorities have

I got every year. No, I was actually I was like I was like. I was looking to go out and there was like you know what I hear you're like yeah dude. I use that as an example of why I'm friends with comics someone's like oh, I remember that day was really rough on me. I did. Our planet aims of SAM roberts spoiler alert all over the radio yeah. What is the preview? Spoiler alert retirement. Many good series exactly like what have you done today and I was like that's up later they're like what did you think I was like I like it sucked it does a lotta heart like it's hard to fucking, believe it's like they go from different climates and all of a sudden, you're like I just couldn't, follow the bucket and there and then Roland texted me. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, are you ready

the shit that are never fail to god. I love. If, oh, there's another redneck sandwich the two major sandwich, its support, The minutes, but that's delicious, that's good! Is it hot or no? No! No! No! the latter. There that's the problem. Just everyone. Let's all Here's a pieces, okay, so everyone grab a bite. Ok Say those get one of the centre bites, various ourselves, how you have to tell you I always try after this is the sound right that one right there right there, this isn't subtle, but we're going to go around the room. We're going to go around the room, take a bite, and I'll start a start and then we'll go louis sal

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I like the taste of the bit in it, but then it complements the mayonnaise and the white bread they all kind of go together. Like scary improvements like a bunch of tv like it can you I bet you can make a sandwich for three weeks, things somehow tasted more banana either. I thought it was supposed to say. I think it was also that I knew what it was. I close my eyes, somebody that I might have eaten it. Like I recognized some of these flavors, it's not that bad, but I think that I knew mayonnaise. The fuck am I talking about. I just realized that this is incredible. The tomato the tomatoes and would allow this major major sandwich I assume the tremendous damage bugging for novel.

I, like the nano sandwich, I'm married to you, you lost my trust with the nano sandwich tomato sandwich. Tremendous time ago I tried to make you sit like some, maybe semi mango and mustard on the the mater sci mater sandwiches made of sandwiches out of control. You can order your order that but you have a gangster. Family is perfect. You wipe read them who that's out anymore. That's all night in seventy five was retained loan at regional level, as we ever had the most part we white bread we're talking like we're. Gonna talk baby. I'm sorry It did the girl sailing about south. Oh, that I was a no no, no! I we call them. Oh yeah. We, you're mad ass. I feel terrible we're not in the doorway.

Oh, how suffer when, though it tizzy the dog started, go and hard. The kids ran like everything. As someone said, we will find out if georgia, open the door for a criminal with big J with his foot blue hair and fucking get out came and mom either. I think you should mom, there's a terrifying man with a death row, t shirt. When I came it was like that was good job little girl, I would have killed yeah. I was actually here to kill you since you pass the test that podcast with your mom there's a punk rock bad guy from the future at the door or some guy who's. Trying too hard iggy pop gained weight? That was a bad example. You go on inside baby, though alright, I love you. Thank you yeah, Of course I know you're not whisper, persistency cars. I do drugs time. Why can you make it

if we get it right, if you are, do you have another job? I don't have another drink that I do I have to. We have chores yeah yeah. Let me grab thanks. Buddy Well, we have. We have right here. You have to go away with the joint, but he's got his great pre roles? Yes son? I might lead us. Our second about anyone Does anyone want to argue bothers me unprincipled? So here we pass me this.

I got to go to cigars, delicious managed to eat. So we know I should have had her leave so that we can talk about the banana sandwiches. I felt like you guys, were holding back vietnam the two guys holding back that you hated where we thought it was. If I, if I wouldn't have known what was on it, I bet you I would have had just the middle moral, but it just doesn't make sense. I I don't really have that much of a interracial marriage I do. I would sooner just eat up any sandwich a little salt, pepper desert. Yes right, why Do that why I combine the two or maybe, the banana sandwich? We have established a banana and deepening and all the better

it's always delaware. They will see bert feet of opener, but that take health into the next level. Ladies try it dinner sandwich, packed with a cigar, funny or sandwich or carpet or sandwiches yeah. I give up smoking the carb thing I just eat. Mayonnaise covered bananas. Speaking of interracial marriage. I was part of my marriage to blackjack recently and I thought to myself I can always like a bit of interactive departure, but like dawn on me like, as I left with my wife, I went away all day every day,

every day with a black spot for this, but we need to ensure that an animal is nobody's reports which we are talking about a lot of time with a book. I agree with you. I completely agree with you. We poor black here this morning so like with, like actually tat port bless yo. My might my father was f. Report are weakening every african american efforts. A black out he's gonna get married, have been considering border regions black money. I like setting for these with myself. Sometimes I'm like this is not good. I've apron

african american. I found out from the ancestry dot com, but all those things are bullshit. Now, like everybody's, a person, I figure it's all bullshit. I think it's too complicated as well using the ancestry commercial where's. The black jack and she's standing behind a desk. Like you know, I was curious about my ethnic background. Wasn't so I checked turns out I'm from senator clearly this woman's an actress and then they put her in a fuckin. it can tell you that she's gotta be like omg yeah you're like wow. I you needed a paycheck yeah I get where you can be married to that. I never have but mighty. Georgia is the only black geogebra. You don't know who shares your comic. Georgia got hooked up with my gf. Ga is a half black yeah, but what she was so dominant in it she cuddled she snuggled from behind.

The little yeah really well think was like. I was just thinking like upon me, like a basketball, settling I'm trying to defend myself, but I just thought you know with never mind who gives us keep on going now. I want more raises bert. I never heard racist. It's not good can't smoke, I go to radio at three in the morning. More work, yo rover in the river in the morning the morning or out its back east nora, he's a. He has a tour bus on the burbank lot and so So he asked me to come over and do radio, and I was like I'll be with you guys party, take a nap wake up, uber party, come back and five of the morning take a nap shots. Al Jackson, the home and write back and see that's my problem and I'm being serious. When I say this is morning drinking cause I the morning to use it on a cruise I'll, get more than anything, really why? Because with some one morning, drinks with you there, its commitment,

so like yeah my day, shot to what do we do that? But you gotta take a nap. That's the only problem is like if you, if you get up early cause, I've done the last time I ever was on the last crews. I did almost two years ago last day. we're drank. We went fucking, you know you go harder. Are you sure you're going to ten in the morning right? You start smoking too Pierre had only one back out like six seven and then we'll go back out. What's wrong, you take off from work dating. They start early That was what they do they thoroughly. For me, I start during a six to turn on air. Can I go in and I do radio I do the show it like eleven thirty noon: and those are I mean, were I me not a, bury the lead, I think, but were too about doing those in a much larger venue. I talking to someone I mean really barely, but I definitely talk about sal, doing or three because, like the brain. What you guys are like the party than me

the state of sao you guys like like mash it up. So it's not it's unreal like it'll all let it fall on my shoulders or I'll. Do it everyday but, like I don't want you guys to have to fucking burn out, but like make it like get a tour bus and do a couple of dates, but monday, tuesday, wednesday thursday, places as they take off, worked oriented and you have a month and get it of us. That's great daytime shows up. We actually toto actually completely talking about this, but toward us getting a sponsor wrapping the tour bosnia sponsor classic so with dot dot, dot and then doing like You know six hundred cedars, nothing like it just now. Everyone makes a good dollar for the night for the morning and then we can or do a fucking nature of your balls at fuckin, really double up our money. You know ends It could be a really fun to be a little bit of a partner but but I'm used to it amused at european level for just a month

or even a couple weeks ago, once in every city have a week's into up in a police cost. What Did I ask why do that with the music groups are with us? three days on one day off two days on when they off we could do so. Did my fuckin prose. We could do that. Fuckin can I tell you? This is gonna, be the hardest part of the fucking october is right now the bugs just hit me and I feel so perfect, my brain. The same thing, but you just goes. I guess I'll take a back seat. I got to break up. When I got little brain and little brains of sweet, I mean my my art, my like the guy who really excited when you guys went on stage and snuck out on I'm really sorry that I snuck out on stage and got a shot You guys from behind is really cool, but, like any video, you put a sneak out to the back of the station

It was like. I don't give a fuck what fuck they think, I'm a crew member. No one knows like you know it's like it's like yeah, that's into big show through such a cool video, and then I got so excited I posted it and then and then someone was like. What are you? Are you a fanboy I know I'm a fucking guy respects for bad at this moment is. Why do we want to do us? Because people are fucking? Weird is where there is a wise it like a problem to your there friends with you, I'm really only friends with people that I'm fans of their comedy. I can't be friends with people that I don't respect. Their comedy is uncomfortable when you're friends with somebody or like their comedies thanks. It's like the conversation, can only go so far when it starts to get into like you are getting to like the things that you hate about the business or things you don't going on. You start to see the

separation a dollar you're. Not that away from me. How often does that happen to somebody somebody's like there's? Definitely people you know who are like really good comics who are not funny people offstage yeah, that's what most people say. Ninety percent of those people that are that are really funny in life tend to be funny on stage too. I think for some point. You may find they figure it out eventually yeah. I know everyone has a stink of people who just never figured it out and give up that. Actually they familiar with Travis posted to that. But yeah I mean that's a fucking. it's, but I think that people who I learned how to be funny, though, are better at a quicker, sometimes sighted people with a higher. I q can get better at stand, a comedy faster than funny people that are dumb, because you can figure

tricks, and you can recognize. The tricks of voting is a weird like that, like I knew people who were like the funniest human beings, I've ever known in my life, but I don't think they could ever do stand up like that. Wasn't their type of funny handicap. You were laughing at them, but it is so funny to watch them. Try to use the bathroom, I know, but I know what you're saying or black or all day every day, by the way oh yeah I wonder if I get that- and I tell you that I said that I said was saying that from like a place up like, I thought someone would be like yeah, really, really don't we all we all started laughing. I was like well, maybe I'll use those days and then I was like. Maybe I won't, but there are as there are funny as fuck as stated. And will never get it. They'll never why there so funny I've done that, because what

instead of you get so close to the forest that you try to wreak replicate what other people do. You know I had a problem, one of our biggest hiccups, during the communist or was that. There are so many people that are seeing what working there than doing versions of that. So there's one three versions of comedy dollar the comedy store. That's that's everywhere there by the with everywhere, but like I am doing any of those versions. I'm doing my version, which we worked really good, but it But when you seem like a wilbur, adjure, rogan ardelia bobby, bobby Lee like, and then you seen a bunch of your do something similar to that or like a Jeff ross and like couple the jet roses, one- I think it was like it was like there was the tell there's, like all the guys who, obviously the ruthless by tat by the minutes are put me in a group level. As far as neighbours like it almost like falls into different categories, you see the guys that are doing

beginning the when you're a fan of anything you just doing what you enjoy? What you think is funny, and then you move away from it and kind of figure out what your version I finally like imagine going to untie restaurant and they serve pizza, pasta. They survive a nice like also google dessert, and then you come in your like yo. I make fossils in everyone's ike. we're not used to eating flowers like I do. I make the banana and many sandwiches sandwich like nobody wants that anywhere beside natter sandwiches. I think that's one of the things I'm excited about the sober october is a kind of like I've been able to mask its committees with booze, where you stand up in l, a dynamic just go up, and just go every single night, embalm everything like brand new material and just really find out what is fully what isn't funny cause, I'm so tired of, like my getting in the way of santa it's such a fucking problem.

I was so impressed by guys like like stand, hope and rogan and per day I remember J. Remember this. I remember when he bought Talking about women like when you remember louis when he bomb talkin about his family bobbed, and he stuck with it did it because he believed in it and then here I am like. I got up at the store sometimes, and I just I do stuff that I know will work with. You know I finished it: but you and when you can report, we says before we're like ours too, at night, like was blah blah blah and warming up to go to the stand. You have like that now man fuck that, like it's such a comedy, let's go about like yeah, I'm like be you're so funny, and you have so much fun on stage of surprise. You like that, I observed. You know you know have like when you're new york, you, like you, want, you don't give a shit about yours stage interests and we have no, and I have no interest in europe because, like you know

I dunno I dunno. I dunno. I shouldn't. I should not speak now. I am buzzed because I've been drinking today so, like my liver's been day one day, unassisted sleep bro, that's hardcore This helps us is asleep no drugs about all you go to bed, but we have rules by going to bed. I gotta go to bed early like a nine o clock, no again, no Wake me up like bumps. Norton he's gotta go to the council. because of our wake up at eleven I'm up for the night. and I also ten p or ten- am went to bed at night, swift, ten thirteen hours, yet my daughter came in in at like five, five and got always georgia, the one the blotter don bear with me, She was going to watch t v and always sleep on the couch to share a bedroom as she gets in the bed with me. Whoa, I so what's she goes either is ice cold. Well, it She goes yeah, yeah yeah,

if the two sides of me, so I switched sides with her and she goes. Why is yours so hot? I guess mom didn't sleep with me last night, like is eating bad allude out those policies, unassisted leaves of the ship. For me, I can't wait hearing. It's oh yeah. I see but hearing that right to be called Why do I used to be called in the room? Yes He has veto to make myself with my agreement into my blanket. Oh, yes, hot worrisome, then I breathed out, you call the microphone was brought always says I lose. You know my extremes and new sleep. All my life throughout the night wake up in profuse

what's something that is sometimes freezing cold about the same exact bite of sleep, it's a level of fury that the bed for you to take your shirt like yeah. I never get true. So imagine how horrible I feel like in life when I'm awake. Oh, can I get angry almost or can I tell you I had last night, so eminently the actors name. because he was in reno nine when one is the black do from now on. I will tell you that the junta yeah. So I had a dream. Big eyes. Are the dream last night that there was a that knows jack I was in no sir the coroner pulled up into a parking lot and there was a guy,

I passed out in the driver's side with with a beer in his lap I said in my head is way, might use my brain works in real life in it, he's going to get a dui cause. It doesn't matter. We need to get him out of his car, so he woke up and he punched the gas discharge spin in circles cops show up, from reno nine one one shows up, he arrested. Him puts them in the cop car and says to me you just kind of my family, I know you're out of town, we go up dinner with his family and he evidently thought by christians. They are, and I make ok and is it. You need to see me despite my son is a dream I have my biggest stop this dream go in and there's a kid in a bed in a tidy worries. wires coming out of a study ways, and this guy, the guard Meanwhile, whenever one puts a letter, I have sort of battery and starts shocking is genitals motor traffic. The plan that we know what it takes pass out he's got a hard dick and he goes sittin here for a little bit and I thought woke up all night.

what the fuck I dream lab on assistance, we can meet oxen. So it's all this fucking my career, but she was not in fact a bream like our little woke up the whole It's like it was like five thirty. When that happen, five o'clock, when that happened, then George came in. I talked to her for a little bit and then fell back asleep with the heating. we're back. That's more uncomfortable, the new heading blackjacks year. This has been a very open and honest pockets for me trying to reassert its has. I've only got the idea where the call this a dreaming right where you I do that all the time had dreams. I was flying and fucking of expropriation lots to live. My last night languish up and flew in factor again.

I swear to god, you you, you woke up and then got back into the same dream. I got right back in. I thought that we would get back into the dream. I at one time I I was never loose you hear about that. I remember there was that movie waking life that was about that or is that when I was younger and then there's like the neighbor and I'm sure there was like the whole idea of like the the movie was the dream warriors: they can control their dreams and fight freddy right, so I thought that was really close bar three, not not the first one. I fucking know it's important alright, so I was like really cool ever one time. I just thought like as hard as I just kept thinking I'm on the beach I'm on the beach I'm on the beach and I fell asleep, and I just dude on the phone indeed just fuckin patterns. And I was just in the ocean whatever and lucid dreams more, you realize your dream and then you can control the moment. That was me in the in the dream. I knew he got. Powers lie, but I I couldn't either it was in the the first part of the dream.

Issues on a beach ass. She was scared, and I said baby I, get us out of here and I grabbed earned the armpits and I sell us what're you doing a job and we just landed no hold on one second gimme a second. I got a job. If something happy thoughts, and so I jumped off a little bit of a cliff and I started flying. I came back and I picked her up. I took her to a safe place

I said I'll be back. I'm going to fly for a little bit really cool for the super strength I can just fly. The white bear the fuck out the way we do get hurt by this one thing I wouldn't cheat on him on that I've done in awhile. I can fly mother fucker few minutes I'll be back, jumped off that building, which is a second story building when it bought someone at my feet, pushing my feet, general there's an ex girlfriend. I say what are you doing here? She was like I too have someone, come fly with me and she came up and she was naked, There was a poverty

I was a little bit of a snake and was a big lump on one side that, like a globe on it or you've, been through some shit yeah whenever there is because you put a cigarette, some water or age or hookers, don't kiss her on the mouth. That's what I said: yeah totally naked slamming the body and we start having sex and then I wake up Well I got eminently applying plank and then

I thought of in horror the hiccups, the experience of landscape, I can see it for the probably job is to feel your sweat, the yeah. It's got the belly for the sake of the

at least they lose it bert. You realize that you were dreaming and you were doing what you wanted to do. It'll be like. I only have a little bit until I wake up. I was like: where do we exercise? A boy tried to have lucid dreams, and where am I crazy and saying that? No, I did a thing and it was kind of like Lewis's thing, just like dumb things like that and it worked it worked completely. You did it. It's like what you're supposed to train your brain is what you're supposed to do right you go. in December. We talked about this thing. I tried it once and it just works, so you go you do it like four or five times throughout the day. it touches surface you like dreaming or am I awake and then just such a service, Do that when you're awake that four or five times Did you? You just have the thought of lucid listeners. He just touch my dick and that's, and then in your dream, you get stuck his dick. On I just and that night and I dreamed and then the ideas they say like, then when you have a dream one time you like dreaming or sleeping you like it. Doesn't

the same, but I don't even have that experience I just that night. I just had a lucid dream. Was colleges thinking about point? Is you know you can't you gotta dreaming and I'm like a toy like Of a sword now that'll be fine. We all know that. It's not like you, you fucking can control. You know your dream and you're gonna give us muscles fixed. So you can't you can't it's it's a hurry fragile line, your walk, yeah. You have to know I'm dreaming, but I'm not thinking about that I'm gonna be I'm in this dream. I'm here I'm flying in the dream you get in you, know you're in the dream, you can't like go, that's it because you do know you're awake. You do know that you're having a dream. You know that dream, but you can't site guy, it's almost like gum where they call and suspension of disbelief. Accepting of accepting I'm an appropriate ears to hear a dreamer you accepting that like that- and this is

was the dream so in the dream I can fly, but are you aware that the ridiculousness of that like why can't fly? But what part of the dream I went to baker fly and then I realized. Oh I'm in a dream, but I do know that if I jump off of something I'm in a dream, I'll start flying So I jumped off this little very little clip by the waves only like five feet off the ground, and I stress my finger along the waters it was by the beach. I drag our finger on the wall. Said. Ok, I remember I'm flying so then

beautiful until you fuck that chicken or do that with herpes. There was hate that when there was no set of footprints in the sand happening, whoa baby fly fly phuket, it's one of his ex chicks. It's not your mom. So it's not that gross your dad's flexing the artistic nature of her body. This is pussy, but neither baby is a stranger dad's already been through that myself, the joys. You go back to sleep, your daughter's, like, oh god, yeah, maybe like alright, I mean we're fucking, daughters, right yeah, the part of the movie when, if the average you jump out of bed run into the hallway in your doorway lol hallway to you guys to each other goes, did you just

Did I just hope we yet she said, let me one morning original save one morning I will grow up and I go a baby. Let's go get, let's go get a donut. Let you down, the guys on the job she popped up at a she goes whoa. What did you think about that dream? And I went huh? We should think about the dream and I said we meet guests were in the car. I go If you don't have the same dreams, because you were there and I was like no baby, we don't have the same dreams that she was like, oh and was like. Oh and they just didn't bring it up. Again. but think of it. I dream really aggressively. Like every ass, he shouted coming central among them a lot of what I'm going through rattled off due from where I assure you make use of the I'd. Never I remember it

three a year. Maybe only remember like if everyone must have its own utilised laboratory shit in this. But what I stop smoking weed when I got sober, I stopped dreaming altogether. You know that was the opposite, for everyone else. Will dream wait when I'm sober when they arrive during that's what it is. Ok, yeah, you do what you want me to get sober, that's it now, you know why haven't you mean you saved? I swear that role now, where are you not financially dreaming? Currently, I don't dream. I use much about it right now. How are we going to say I don't remember anything if, do I wake up. I might like oh shit. That was a great your mouse haven't immediately. I'm like, I was a great dream. I can't remember one thing and I just woke up, but everywhere

the while a review months. I have a dream at its the fucking worst dream and its it's a mundane boring like I do. like that, I, when I see we're gonna bore, I dreamt that I walked into work and I did a fucking, eight hour shift and I did the entire shift. Second by second minute by minute. My

Nothing crazy happened, blue collar jobs that the dollars overnight, measured at twenty four cvs, the you were there and you saw the guy myself. A cup of water sell just did the books for the part, that's did for a decade. I ran a boy and I just dreamt. I did a full shift at work. Nothing fantastical nothing out of the ordinary and everything was completely believable and it didn't really

what time is it time you treated him like you've, gotta, be fucking. Kidding me, I'm five, I wasn't dreaming at all. Is working now hold on one? Second, let my own trip. I was like: what can you? What can I get? You want something to eat. I have a fucking burger back hold on a turret where you're waiting for something like wars when the naked girls come in to start punch fuck with each other. So what's gonna happen here, believe nothing is happening out of the ordinary. I turn around. I put the fucking burger in I turn around like you want something to drink. I put the fucking drinking. I hit enter a drunk yeah they're like take a rag

I feel like either the mic professional for that it's a real time, a dream. When I woke up, I was completely fucking exhausted worker fucked up, would it be if it was like twilight, zone and you're just dreaming now that you wake up and you're just cleaning the fucking tables, when your friends got to show that big girl job? When when I worked at barnes and noble, I used to have dreams that I was shelving books and he used to fucking exhaust because shoving books in real life, in night of shelving books, I know the failed one. Recently I had one where I went back to my hotel and they're like oh here's. Your key the ruin of the right. It's not a sweet, I could have wondered. Why do I couldn't find the room number for the entire night, the entire night, went down every hole way in the elevator next for every door and checking, and that was the only thing I dreamt for fucking

our group and I wake up and wound up. Take some furious wasting my time like looking. I look at hundreds of high tried, my key and hundreds and hundreds of stood by dreams are more sinister. I had a dream about badgering that I had a woke me up for a little bit. Was these two guys pick me up a super drivers at the airport and when I came out, we know your big during their drinks and they rooted me and I kind of to outside their ass, my suit. That a dream when you get like drugged cause you're in that dream, states would have used. So, like you know, like known and so we go my perhaps at the back of their truck pickup truck. They take me into their I come to their apartment. As do I look like one of those Bay windows and I can see the outside. Those men had little kitchen, it's nice and the gargoyles him in his clouds were drops of his clouds, and I don't like clowns. I was like no, no, I don't like clouds and like weird, The way going on over the whig army has even for the fund. We gonna go

What am I gonna than other guy just to cloning? Is aid for the following honours? Gonna get ass the man and I go everybody. I believe, and I go to grab the door, do I look like I'm being funny at the doors and a door, it looks like a door, but it's not like it's not an actual door. It's just on. all that they ve cut a line in with a handle, and I go and the like put fuckin wave on man, and I was like a unfortunately they're like the fuck, you are- and I grab onto the chairs and I thought of the bay window and it's been painted on animal, basement it's out of the window and I realize there's a chair with handcuffs on it and there can address member clangor kind of fuck me. It's not it's a lot cheaper than bay window, baby? I met. I couldn't find the falcon exit, so I thank both these as a beat about here, but I can't get out- and I keep going back hunting them. But I salutary death for he feared. I also say right now has its like a fuckin, a free. Thing where you like nothing?

get out, but like the ski, like you're having a fuckin hit, these dudes knocking them out its dug a terrifying like fucking. ricky creepy things going on here. I see your point over the egg ready for this, but we in the refrigerator you'd go either, There are clear about the stairwell the latter to get into that, you were in a basement somewhere. I finally those like ah fuck airline. dreams. I think about it. So we're closed suddenly with many discovered near Are you ready to do so? Did you see it? What are you really reach out my clowns? Very that's, fucking! Guy! That's one of the items I haven't made as I never want to be makes his doves clown now and I was like I can't get anyone I need a clown, so I will say I dunno I dunno, what's in the water out here in l, a or what you guys are happening but but lose his girlfriend. Kym who's also lives here in l, a every

Bert sells a dream? She very specifically the room is reacting like she's like you. what matters governed. Occasionally two. If you would you let up on our own I wouldn't go away the footlights anyway. We hope almost everyone in this. I guess those knows Kim. This is kimberly. Congdon, her and louis are dating. I guess you can say that now yeah yeah, yeah yeah she was on thus our wine shank one of the topics as one of the first package and we started drinking on the podcast and you guys got so fucked up. You literally. tumbled into my front yard and left clothes here, Did you get it now? I mean anything, it's last since no here, it's holding onto other things in my closet know either. that georgia started wearing it. georgia was like Georgia was like tat. I love that sweatshirt, like that's, not yours,

but everyone knows her from the past. Are we just saying but I am needs that sweatshirt you as you guys together. She would react in the average every dream you line, that I feel like, maybe the floor in attracting when I love the banana, manages damage as you know before tonight, by you what you loved it. It's so good would you believe I visit our banana many sandwich area would make that I would make them now, it's snack on it and the white bread and everything. progress of us so sure pumpkin up with and we give them a garbage railways is the manner sandwich you boy for that is one of the resale right in your mouth was louis knock.

Maybe the thing about think about what you told me what it was before my mouth now already made. yeah. That is not good, not bad, but not good. There was always when I was. I remember I was a pothead or at first like smoke, started smoking weed, money or any things you just grab. What are we to grab armor rhythm? The thing that we did, I root for the rookie rivera's house. It was a shame that I excuse my girlfriend in the fourth grade and then, like I, I she was so hot right up until fucking she was hot in the fourth,

and she stayed hot up into adulthood, I'm sure so you're a little bit proud fisheries, which is worth great, no one. Fourth, because no she was the hard chicken, the fourth grade. They don't ever do not grow just get. Europe was a fucking woman, suck my dick okay, so hot shoes, It's me that what we love Katie Glenn in the fourth grade, you hear what I'm saying like when you think that, obviously not as a child, but she was, she was when you were a kid there was a hundredweight on regaining argued, my wife to this day when I'm alive. I went in kindergarten. When I met my wife when she reminds make, Loves katy Glenn near maritime authorities. Really claim that hurt Clayton at no, it doesn't hurt, but I did say

like I mean Clinton hour for duty when they asked. If somebody had any problem with these two are getting married used to party. He goes like. I wonder. If I could have gotten katy, then I never ever shot for cause. I was like nah, that's. My fourth grade crush she's out a way out of my league, but hey. When are you guys I'll, go in colorado, Chad, I'm trying to you. So he just texted to me and say: congratulations. there were we're all going on. We should talk about this author. I guess I learnt in colorado is well. Why not editor epa sheds eight days I kid. I was lucky that I have radio schedule like what am I not invited to on here. I think it's a who's who of comedy alright

that isn't a banana. Many say that level comedian, but alabama. What do you think of my boots? I'm trying to change my branding like him, I'm in I do not like them or they you, though they feel you they hurt. My feet are numb that stop it stop it. I really like sneakers stop at J. That's the thing you're supposed to break shoes in to break them in there, feel good. We have responsibility every single time, not leather shoes, louis consent from soda, until you as myself, whose pinky veto always hurt. What is right about MIKE out my toes screaming? by its use. Now I'm in pain I saw by issue, agendas am I eat. I want my shoes work and thus oxy the that's done aggressive from it got your figure be sober up. It was usually works out. These things are these things changed my life. These

these types of rose she nike rossini, adidas ultra boost of ice, the where orthodox customers eyes I have such Then I went to the doktor. I could you walk anymore and he's like you, don't go. You go to the doctor and doctor's like alright, I'm the doctor, don't tell me what you have if you were a wheelchair know, but I heal I'm like look. I have really bad fluffy like it's to the point where it's really affected me he's a guy and I'll be the judge, and I was in the middle of taking off my shoe and, like I had taken it off and my foot was uneasy. I'll, be the judge. I swear to fucking Christ because I'll Oh shit, you're. We really bad, even though she said she I get. These causes more tat. His wife I found them, you gotta say well, he goes oh shit, like oh shit, you got cast speed. I got the orthotics made out to put them into budget, and even when I got the custom orthotics for five thousand, my day, I was still start to her. Where does it hurt? Like does? or I have no like we're the earth. Would we urge would be yet now it now

At least you can get these for, like sixty bucks, I don't even wear your daughter, take a walk all day, long, like a regular person. What do you mean? What do you have an insert that goes in your sneaker? With those your report in october, what the game gave me like literally my voice, like that I bert favorite, so every sneaker now makes it rare it's like these knit top. There are things they don't like: they don't squeeze your feet at all. So it's alright, but I'll tell you. I there's been times where I've had like of the round like sturgeon now that the bike we thing I did do some tv thing from there. I work tailors were always a guy. I get things like a size small because when alike before you really ordered everything on the internet or you probably could at that time, I just didn't do it. So I go shopping for sneakers, knowing what they all we have to have one's ugly pairs, niggers and fourteen

everything's and thirteen. So I get like size, thirteen started walking around gravel in my socks because, like a fight is fairly if it wants to dagger in two years, and I think it's really flimsy lighting a lawyer eyes that it's a bar is hurt, someone other worth our while myself. Both My life want do shit. Will we to the beach earlier today and You know people are like walking on like the rocks. I dunno if I like sensitive bitch feet, but it feels it's like torture like they just they just have very like their their feet. Are just all fucking trained to it now I the people go to the beach and enjoy it every night. I feel like I'm. Stepping on this is awful shell, natural, sharp shit poking me in the bottoms of my very east coast people. I want to put my feet: a nice heated pool, it's gotta be not kimberly and are looking at each other going. You didn't grow up in florida now and we broke.

I will get from florida to teach to argue you know manfully. You tell us what you have said. The troll is about like a bed when the water from the way it goes back down. Like these little ripples in the understand if he'd digger, if you keep your hand under the same lifted up there like these little, they look little many crabs, Now, our that's how Lewis broke into that house the size of a peanut shells and cheese covered in mud and they have a little fucking creepy crab legs. She pulls up. She was always saying: please, I'm thinking like an aunt. What are they called campus please varies fleas ex legislating for cartridges. International work

And I'm a fucking bitch, because I screamed and ran from well that's weird, no fuck that reading and writing from it was she's trying to shut your mouth or something like. Why would you totally see how like, if you don't go around grow up around the ocean? The ocean can be a little confused with stepping most yes satellite under me, but you can see them. yeah. I thought it was like air escaping from the sandler fucking. Compare that to the cockroaches underneath said. Oh, why do I care you're ruining this? I grew up barefoot. My whole life, my whole life, I never wore. Shoes walked a seven eleven barefoot. If you're that guy, let me tell you, I'm not barefoot guy. I am the idea, and I time I put on flip flops that go like between your big toe a little tail like you have to be a fucking afoot.

feeling was monster, can be able to walk around for more than five things, sticking which we do every one hundred years. If that was in my flight, I would within five minutes I started hitting that natural natural I, by the way I remember the rains in your figure, socks get wet. If you ever like the step, don't get me wrong, I'm going to fuck you up in front of your children see. I wish you would if you gave me a pill like a fucking cyanide suicide pill, a way out when I had wet socks that I swear to god. I think I would take away my software, I'm like please don't do that. I really can't do better right now. We we we liked six hours.

Jungle in in in vietnam. those peoples, worse We, the thirty minutes member and my buddy man, first thirty minutes, There is a little like a little craig and I try to above over it and my fixer or teachers gig Why it goes. Let me show you something: he leans down where my socks on he pours his bottle of water, my socks and he goes get used to it,

walk through the shoulder yeah, whatever the fuck in the pocket, the lead, the bat the what the off the extra pairs of socks, the fucking tour guide, guy yeah

if the food in my mouth or sandwich- oh fuck, oh my god, yeah get used to what yeah. I hope you get the shivers down my pants right now. Towel size shoe, do you wear? Did you just have a beer broadway? The point was: is a photo. It was it was a six hour hike through like waste high water and my feet. Didn't I and my socks didn't dry for

forty eight hours after that. So for forty eight hours I could walk around in wet socks, and why should I put on wet socks when you or your feet were getting weird, robotic swords and shit on the right on a wet or really any males? This old man said sad, but funny enough make my dick bigger. This old man said everyone needs to buy these socks. It was at the right of the head drill, the trailhead and he was like a They are only body sought, unknown, it's getting worse J nope. Now everyone bought it, but I I just- and I didn't trust the guy says they didn't look comfortable. They were like itchy wool socks, they didn't look comfortable and I said fuck it I'm getting them. If this guy says to get him get him and then he said that'll keep the leeches off you and I went. I forgot to tuck your pants into the socks. That'll keep the leeches off you and everyone that didn't get them.

leeches far over outside was like. I was like fuckin socks and we got to figure out. How do we get those arch when we got to the gave? the socks and edward. The garden was like fuck you. These are my thought, so gladly put other sites get now. One fuckin leads the entire time for the first time some got a leech. They fuckin past We a little village in vietnam and we'll play, which is given and he always stand by the way I was a sort of everybody's had right now. We're picture has, as its end its only one thing. I d, it was the edges of the programme on and off his dick was a big nourisher. You know it was on his leg and he just when he started going like men leeches gross yeah growing as sucking your fuck him alive is all your eye. Averted legists, they put me in us in a swamp in our new ones, were founded upon, should show an outdated, literally squabbling so my chest, and we had. I just stayed there like

our two, because they had fan boat. war come by and they dressing up like a queen, Aren't you worried about gaiters? Yes, completely worried and the people that run the boy you down there. I gotta gives no commentary. I'm again, that's fucking meant that I was here. That was the reason why they have something on where we stand at the gate. Was we promise to be that women gaiters? You didn't? You couldn't see what you put him under the service? I haven't you. Couldn't you heads like t ground, don quixote and sancho, so fucking scared about parasites and legionnaires that I I I wore condom in the voting. but for the whole day they really yes, she did Are the whole time? No, not even heard among you can do mine's a little smaller than you could do it, but I made it happen one of my balls in that condom too yeah yeah. I I I that that leaches, me out gators freak out more than anything crocodiles,

freaked me out. While they had a big, they bought a remote control fucking by the way. How much is swam it in did, you think, was real nice literally lost clients, my shit, how I got so I got such a surge of adrenaline rosa. I just started, throwing up, As a knicks fan boat, I couldn't really go into it like if he gets stuck in the slime do, but I had boots on, but I threw up and I couldn't anywhere. I can wait behind this little brush pour into the next fan, because then they give guided tours and they'd be like if you're real does louisiana bog monster come out and I had to do whatever they set. So I will just says what I threw up and I couldn't orders are just standing in my ours is only come up, but I say from my experience, my first tv show I had was called herbert, did dangerous men's jobs for a day, I rodeo clown. I ever fighter of professional football player. I did everything but but I realized halfway and no like

if I get hurt, no one gives a fuck like mobile and they broke my ribs and broke my foot and then there came. We only got like forty five. Though, that we need you to get back in there and also what dessert you ever get like this trust in each other. Is over we start getting into from production, not your friends technically but production. We are like you. We ve this outright. We vetted this year, If you have doubts, but we're we're pretty all over that shit daily and there even we we push more than they even want us to do, really is a lot of insurance. Should they turn a lotta shit down. We do it anyway, or if we write it up, admitted to insurance or other vasco with them. One of them it's fucking over was an ex aaa. We just did it it's an impractical jokers is second best, We haven't you guys, like fifty one percent of that network have even less

I was hanging out with your fucking agent, okay yeah. The second most popular show was an inside job like the the other one. The other show that we we just we just put more of the season. Finale was a military episode and we put marie, who was to lose one was Mary? We blew cues jeep up with attack. we put marina fighter jet and he went the guy took him up. Mark whatever they killed her and he just did and literally we don't even know we could show it because he went passed out through a couple of ways just started convulsing per year. It was like he had a safe for a real safe word, because we didn't know how he and they said, look you're going to We get nauseous, you know you might. It will be because it went like marks, be less than ten minutes in any topped hearts off the hook and literally averaging going remained in order to safeguard the edward passed out through a barrel. Couldn't stop there and voluntarily convulsing? I trouble

say what scared or you laughing your ass off. That was just record louis. You know you so sure you're supposed to be scared for your friend you. This is a fight party use like getting good for you see it as he was like twenty miles away, have audio feet only each like something out of a horrible. We, like you, just get yet its pushed to talk, and so did we want our people. Imagine screaming! I just feel like you, gotta get parts are set in the guise of anything you scream because he screamed in paris at the guide. You might gaze grieving pop times covered in this guy's puke. It's not a lot of. What's the girls I watch. I watch a practical joke with girls in here and there Can you guys did those it was suddenly racially undertone?

you re like of recession. less than a place in a black. came in there. They're like tell her something that I thought black and the girls didn't get it at blue really funny whatever it was. It was is that you have to hang out with that black girl yeah. What was that, like? Oh man, just wait. Wait the motions yeah he married that black comedian better than the few times before fuckin regrets the girls they met at the joke

something about a big black taken. So wasn't like wasn't bad It was so I definitely wouldn't say to a big black chick and the girls didn't get it and I had to explain it to them and then they got it and then they got in too much and they were like. Oh yeah, like look for. Dad. Racism is further it is that's, that's what you guys do so again, infectious in the way that, like people wait. The emotion of whatever is you're going would you guys are all different personalities who says it my daughter, it's such a great, like mothers, atmosphere There is a binding thing like we have watched that show together unless she loves it's great. You know what we know is that africa, it's crazy

I my four year old, he was like oh geez, dad change the channel, yeah that'll be the one live, show you guys. We did the christmas in. and fell by banks. And like your crowd, like one was great without dirty. I was. They were because good they were great and still having like children. The audience like they were cool. They kind of understood them with a candle comedy. It was really neat man. Those are interesting. It's an interesting experience to go to your comedy shows because it is, it is children there are two I remember saying to watch the last now was at the nyc. I said I showed my daughters wanted to come. He all, let's call him send him over. let grab and I was like Are they going to hear now curses sweet? Where we put parent sixteen suggested? well, we didn't have anything on a ticket like five years ago. We have thirty, forty, fifty kids in you. Yeah we used to just like you. We like what the fuck we gonna do and we try to say, like you know,

we got the word you gotta worry. He also worked in like well, then, in a second was all we were like. We hit it head on somebody's, going to come out and pick out the kid and go Adam, the erratum, like attention other room, some rare, I set off stage with greater you it they stopped because that's something I never thought I say a comedy show yeah. What was I going to say two things number one the interesting because it turns you Makes you show so much better after watching a luxury? It really does it make, in the tv show about a tv show with her body away. So I you really get an ex that you're going to expert to see each of your personalities independently, like like I said notes but but, like I said, I would never said on here, but like it's so funny, because q is not q and stage is very different q on the show

various stages very different, the show Joe Joe is so what a bigger personality onstage he really is like a bug. You, like all of you guys, are chip performers, but You see there. Are with the abilities. I mean. If we're going to be candid, there are vulnerabilities. I see emerge that I don't see on stage. You know there you see on the show mother say we right, the other don't translate, and it's so It was so fascinating to watch the lives because it made me want to watch the t v show more cause. I went. Oh you know what I wonder if I'm I wonder if I wanted. Sometimes you know sometimes gloss over. Like you, I watched feel like someone go. Look at birds is a big fat, drunk riding roller coaster or whatever you know, and they go off. You know burt, it's actually a really good show. Or what now I know now. I know you guys, oh yeah sure, that's probably a different re all like

it made me, really appreciate murmur and an mirth the most it made me appreciate them more and then you are the ones that I think I connect with the most that make sense. You know see that dick succession eyes that, unfortunately we said it altogether here, but I got me and gave me and they found the show together in Edmonton care, some of you I television there and it was came or nordic earlier this. By the way as I have said before, to you. Maybe even on air things like stung, can be original, but, like the actual jaguar, I now know I can stand up there. We loved it. We loved it comedians. It was hilarious like the tat Why are they watch it before? I happened upon. The one time was because using for best friend,

fuckin who work so hard to embarrass each other, whereas, like I fucking hear you don't want to like, I do for the show so well now, but it was a stupid sessions. It was kind of a best of even show me that they should like two or three episodes back to back. We were damaged in watching late night. Tv was the only action channel there and we sat Why don't you much more awful about there's not much going on in my time wiser women down just sitting there spoken, we we were always without was so, and I cannot really early may like a real like thing about like telling people too, I presented as that of the save the same escapism. I think you have jackass bert. yeah, but it's really noticed it is. It's me proportionality cobbler you're, not comparing it's you yourself or what you could do better with it. Or will you do different, whether it's so you need not stand

For my thing I loved like I want you to know, ray die or no it apart. it's a computer like and I just feel every emotional what you're supposed to like when you have to say those things that people No firms from you figure pilot at the sight of a big guy lit a snake either from being a user. You guys don't fuckin fake anything. I don't even over me. Try to sneak through the cracks on energy will have a show works, but like you guys, don't think that shit. So I know it's like I do. I will say I will say the most horrible things: anybody the comedy club because year eu. Into the domain of that thing, but stop, and somebody called the street and saying something really awkward. I am not good at that, and it is. I hit the street that even I hate it. If I get a muscle, is a muscle number one when you get comfortable with just going on Fourth, never again the thing I the thing

you know my introduction to your show withstand hope, niger. something- and he said I have you washed impractical there's only one of the founding of the use of EU action, It shows us now and always true tv is like dude you're wrong. That's not stay! piracy- that they do a lot but he's like you're wrong. He was check it out so that stamp of approval is like all right. I'm on the treadmill I'm watching it announced. They're going I'm watching MIKE. Ok, ok, they are called the middle is up there and then What to say to you have so we shave, murders, eyebrows off, started, go in august, just bodies walking around here. This is obvious. What I like a like, camaraderie, real, like that there's no there's no there's there's no victim in it like you're all victims, Its rules will attach affords like you're trying to make each other laugh, which that's really lost on everybody else. When you're trying to make an audience laugh, it almost comes off his desperate dynamic each other,

it's very genuine you're in the moment, yeah, I'm looking at you right now we're all talking to each other, making jokes we're trying to crack each other up. So people are listening from the outside or sitting in there getting we're part of something that's unique and real. It's a very real funny when jamaican J laugh you're, making it up. That's real, not contrived or something put together for a presentation. You know when we will be trying to think of the show and what the format should be in how we would approach it and why would work or why wouldn't work one other thing: Keaton was something that I love. I love watching outtakes loop and I don't care What show it is, I don't need to know the movie. I don't even need to know the show. I didn't even need until the actors, if I'm watching someone and they one where they break it's a real moment in darkness and I'll find myself laughing because they're left yep and I'm like. If we could do something where it like. the essence of that. Like will motivate, I mean I've lost their level if it's just will laughing to people in a letter

evelyn, whether we try to those that have meant that I just ass. The same thing is, I think, my part gassing explorer. I think it's, you know what he'll, even my favorite podcast, that I love to listen to you no use in a Bobby Kelly's part castro like lead you to scarcely we're all laughing having a very, very good time with each other for the current and that's what they showed us tool is positive, but that the most important thing that two years ago, I think, is that shot of you guys and furthermore, that pulling the current thing do there's a lot more than that that have put up better from the modern laughing. That's one thing we always say whatever someone's to this day, A zillion shows in so many amazing moments. I don't you ever so funny but like when it s. Anyone asked me to go because our achieving your park. Yes, where I go start episode, twenty the palm loses power.

I know first one I got the poem itself is is hilarious. The whole concept was just what it is is like it. When it comes to crawl. I haven't isolated. All my I pod comes across once in a while randomly and every now and again I just pop it on or I play for somebody who has never heard it before and just like it laughing with us. It's not so much. The war is how much were laughing at this crazy moment. Yeah, that's what people always laughing with us laughing. I had tea assuming that my isn't gonna say that's ago, that's that's a resident heads thing. You tore defy you. That was my name, but now we are now yeah, it was reality, lose your one of the best people to laugh along with that, but I wish I could find out sooner told me a story about louis last week: had some obama girlfriends here knows we say somethin like decided. I didn't know dan as well as a new everyone else,

and then ozma calvaries, some attacked me, though I go dance in town, You should go, hang out and have lunch or they already. Maybe it was like Dan sodas, as you have lots of them, Cinema amber, maybe maybe we'd. I don't know, I'm not sure how much we don't know, I guess either bonfire was before that and it was for it yeah and when I hung out, I heard him a bunch and then we did I cast an eye that we get along- and I said something like a son about louis and he told story about you watching a movie at him with nachos, I wish I could remember what fucking movie it was. All tat was one the alien movie with the fact that, with the seven armed alien rival arrival arrival, any kurdish nuance arrival is first of all, Lewis shows up fucking tablets, like movies already started, either way. What's going on, the news is so great that I couldn't stop laughing. I like the new one,

knowing a friend, but when I started when they started a bird, the conqueror was a joy to travel general me and these four guys that are audition for it I got an offered it and then I turned it down those alexander money than they of the money and then their legal. You Real talent is made three other guys want. Them was ryan done from jackass, so sir and don goes there? we show us a eggers. You turn it down. yeah. I guess he's. I do it. No, but I just don't want to be on travel gentle and I, I do my go. Hey you want to do a show. Are we called draws draws where we just draw strong that person that draws the short straw has got to do. The thing is like I'll: do it I'll. Tell you what if I get off the show us to draw straws? If you don't show this, due to our straws and will just do it together. Those I deal and then I have shown I just

but yeah, he might still be alive yeah! Then you know he died, the butterfly the bam Margera man. You were talking about fame and I know you mean we all know tat extent of what it's like to be recognised but, like I was at a theme park in jersey. Bear more generous, also damage our country grandma. I re food it. What I've never seen anything like tat. My life like I'd just admit like, but there are do jackass and there they both them? Like the fox jacket like although the ball bethought kicking in the bow, jackets she's the beggars, and we sat when I was in vegas. Where do you see fights, and we are we part of the world, but you invited me to the Derek G2, like fuckin private fuck, fact face

everyone's famous and really I wouldn't, we're going to get the party ever so welcome to itself. First of all, sound like in new york sounds famous, but sound, like new york has a different attitude. So what gives new york? It's guys, L, a I wonder whether they put it perspective. How like I know what you think, it's a? U move but like like described fame, wasn't so is this really is New york is a different basis and I shall have you heard of you. I swear I anti islamic times. Worms really get fucked mud. You wanted village you'll get a few hollows hey. What's up right, dude we vegas itself, there sounds like do you like if you gotta just keep moving. He was like. If somebody wants to take a picture. It's like dude. He was like. I just gotta keep moving, because if I stopped we're going to get engulfed, it was fucking crazy. It was a parole. Of people following us into this fuckin place

and then we went into the Derek jeter, fucking private booth and I'm like rubbing elbows at Derek jeter and, like fifteen other famous athletes jack, you play the football or the basement. The show that was sal came to see oddball tour that I was I walked away for one second events that second- and it was just last year- louis Jadot yeah exists is so short, bullshit position? This is this human disease oddball ourselves. small stages, zaki method, the jersey show people last year, there were boys. Argos haggard gives you it is becoming a thing. A sailor it's about. The shows going on sale goes, hey guys, I'll. Take some pictures after the show goes by as well. Let's just watch the show now you know just watch the show

at last a u sign one. These are the line forms you did a few and the hague This is why the show the one that always stuck with me what you said I won't it's almost like you were like I'll. Let you know after the show, all sides and things will take pictures, but let's just watch the show. Now it's the radios. You fucking know who you are anyway, like I dunno, she got shitty with you and it's just one of the things we're like oh fuck. This cause like it's like but what is it you're, the actual idiot off, because alive still she jumped in it was like I

you know you're a way. So I just got unlike is: are we as lacking? Undersigned? There's nothing! You can say fuck you, you don't like. It was a beautiful heart about bringing up like you want to tie your fuck em. You know it's cool for you lose even if you do get famous you're famous or calling out actually with their expecting this crews. Are you gonna be able like be around people stuff so I am making an voice have always correct. Coming in at the beginning, I say: look our families are here. five or there why I'm bringing my family. He pays. You kids now, apparently yeah. Ok, his nieces grandma, while europe is also the first went right now.

I got that I might never do this again and I want my family to see that so I bought like ten of them now. It's like worn, affleck twenty, but I am hyper sensitive about that because I don't like that even before I was in the public, I'm not like that. So in the top. I say it's five, these long we're gonna be accessible to the whole thing. How to coordinate at us who could have make ourselves accessible to you. Just please off These are here role here in joy. I want to it's only a vibe and everything. So this is how the vienna, like. Will you cs, it'll be normal, and then I can that enable pretty good. Did they kept advice? and then I want to make an announcement. Guy I have access to souls family. If you want to meet his grandmother, you follow me every year. I do it all again next year, you know I'll. Do the impractical jokers cruise again

First one value ship rocked every year and like it really is those cruise ships that were like they build like if you're the crowded, shiprock shiprock the producers last year. That was one of the coolest like state of comedy events. Ever if you were the first, I perform the first night. Yeah and it was like light, that would not have announced that there can be no. That was that it was. It's gonna be a really bad day or the or the dave who got on the boat people just exhausted correlation. So I went on with like thirty. It was like. Maybe like thirty p, or maybe even but it's a very real hundreds of people room. was like the next morning. I thought I was doing a podcast. I thought I was doing somebody's podcast. They missed what I said. What were these before you go? Would you want to do as they have shorter podcasts? I go yeah well you're, my podcast, so I have two other guys, the podcast I said louis, so they did. but you guys in the show last year so

like when this housing a park his eyes he was doing someone's park. Yes, but because it was the three of us doing that it has had meeting a park is so we d, together. We were like our shit. Haven't you it be as you do a no you do apologize, we're doing any were there has to be on a pocket. today, as we are about the other. Oh shit, we're doing the progress. You know what we're doing it in the big biggest theatre there, the big, vito ago they have his books were at noon. I noone no one's come anyway go. You know what J of harris for a comedian, Christy ago look was as well. Microphones are going to have the same hours as Dave. Jeff Harris are seeing the same different salad, please note. Not even assorted sorta gave impression no yeah that'd be great politics. Liberals blah blah at christie's that liberals

Yes, that was weird was funny was, is a fun story to because If I go yeah, I go to the phone for a little bit and then it was raining out. So it ended up being like nine, hundred people coming into this theatre and we had it. saving the hostility of ours we are running round? We got we hell. Yeah sam we are so marked norma there we had that change. It turned the entire godfrey alive. Fargo has turned around of giving opera came on the scene, was in the audience- is a chain all your worlds colliding. I swear to you. A changed maybe I'm wrong, but it change the entire five of the crews, like every every shows. That moment was a pact that everyone was exuberant, evolve and thought they knew everybody. Having kept getting call back like the shit, we sit on the people who we involved in the audience. They were creating work or we ought to be doing on the screws

Even if we do not have much, why are you doing you? Are I lose my voice? I am I really events pranks on each other. Are we now you gonna do to certain you. Gonna have vacation in writing that link way. I've just had a mommy was what my daughter's called joshua myers. Just now to farming is doing a cut in companies. yeah and those refund. For me, the s idea, what I'm doing one definitely I want- and I wanted to all who do a blue other always bartoloni there, and I want to do a neil diamond one- with brooks the rolls are going down rose, I think that ain't going down like any of your about him. You want, but oh yeah, I soon next one when I come back here, that is my this is going to be my my only hard thing is like how the fuck do. I, to get everybody ominously? What

If I wanted, I wanted to safest for his next winter. I really want to do that. Hold on I've been talking about doing a pug a cruise. How much do whatever I want to do it? You got to shoot a bird, so she spoke to Christine about this. So I guess it's the fucking key factor here puerto rican rattlesnake. Let's make it happen. I think it's why people, who are you sure I get what you're saying, but no I think I probably like what do you move for that cruise? How many people go on that cruise three dozen hit can't do that one city, three that do with what we at the shepherd I mean I can't do I can't do. I can do probably I get the money if that's the one hundred and fifteen hundred in the city. Three thousand people is the money grip. I have mega confidence in the face of that, not just us, but the four or five people sitting in this room, but for people we bring together. Something is dangerous, but here's. The point, though, is that it's not a ticket. It's a fuckin vacation. It's a thousand dollar vacation, so you have to consider that

is there anything the lowest rung of the fifteen and they have to get their young It's pretty pricey its light. It is legit ticket move its if, when you re entered the fans can even afford to do, as I thought about rule is by couple months, go there like poet sold out, and I went why so I started to write energy. Take a move I started with a ship rock rose was funny. That was it. You know to a heavy metal crews. Are you? Are you do the same thing? the comedy crews of the impractical jokers tour? Is your actually even if its, parallax who gonna come and get drunk and get fucked up and hammered for the most part. It's the topped here of whatever that john refusing or that we think it afore. So ship brought is not working, cheap, even sort of sudan. a heavy metals or or public housing for another copyright. She metaphor so. You need to go somewhere now

He got a reference. Yet, as you can with all right, you go dogs. Just the prison rests spot for priscilla She's beverly am I'll, be symbolic, the couch your dog. Christine there's is devastating funny about that. Terror J. Oh no. He single now of real, really good ones. What does that mean us greatly we'd gina great, we reserve oh it's, we favour. The yeah, however, many heads in it yeah really is, different thing out. Here I mean I, you feel fucking permanently. You go back to new york and out here. It's just incredible.

Like I was there which place, but I've got into a place now. The boys will just accept my passport, no record. No california idea over what is it you're not supposed to do? Two thousand has been up on a bunch written on this, but like so right, though, the law has been passed already and it doesn't go into effect until next year There's. A lot of dispensaries are just doing it kind of like that is trying to giving it to people who don't california of go to I'm going to have in africa. Is it? Is it pass recreational nigeria, yet recreation just pass lying? I need you. Can I tell you how important idea, right now and just by fucker, we'll talk about it reclaimed lumber that its it smelled worse than that. Yet Is it different that you go back to new york and you're fucking buying it from like a dude like a a strange puerto rican? Do it in a hallway somewhere and he's like our dude here? Take it you don't even know you're getting so silly like. I know what getting, and I know what I'm like. I can say that I'm here. This is what I this is what I join weed and they tell

and then, and then they go, you joey's right right, legal yeah. So then I get whatever Joe Joey Diaz gets like a cyber that, and I always shall it four friends. Unlike at that shit. I don't want to yeah it's a world out here. I don't do it a lot. So when I come to l a like once every three months it's been back with me from here, at last, we have more than I can assure you that we really are here you're psychotic, now befriended, I never in my life. I have a word I stared at everyone. well doesn't everyone do it? So? Finally, I'm just gonna do it in your luggage is leaving here too psychotic lewis. There is to figure out where to take this away, to wonder what I take. I take about a nugget that big, because I looked it up

if you go the way, the three d scanners work as it'll come up as an organic material. Scientists say an inorganic compound from a single molecule called favorite boss. Much like the process of osmosis. The marijuana particles. Information is traveled through age. Two I like to leave an integer in the yeah for Diana lewis voice now, but it comes up as contagion, because I was just taking not like that big and I throw it in with my socks like yours throw down, and there were my socks and that's it, because if it's in a baggie the baggie shows up and they go. Oh, what does that little fuckin told they're not looking for anything?

I dropped my back pocket just in my clothes. Just let me let me walk through the scanner. Let me know in my luggage shirt so so my wife and therapist had an intervention with me about traveling with marijuana, because apparently, if I smoke, one I stop drinking immediately and some are welcome. Therapists were like yo, traveling marijuana, it's better, that you'd think they would rather be travelled whereby they risk than that to a club and because the meat greek lines can be aggressive and so other times I'll, get a drink and then the hour and a half long and so get another drink brought me that people bring me shots. But if I spoke had a weed, I literally tap outcome, barium, like just egg caswall. Oh, my god, I am familiar with this- is over. I go to bed so there. you shut up trouble we'd my wife,

I said, I'm also like I'm here with we did calgary was really do they cover yuk yuk here I just did it for the first I am a few weeks ago and like it so far how different our approach is where this was said to be by the club like I, after the show, I go back into green I kind of wait awhile and see if people hang out there, but they really want it. You really are big fans that want to hang out. I go out, I feel, like you know, like with the with the remaining people. I do like the pictures and whatever they do bert zones- data if you wanna, hang out I'll, be at the bottom stay around here- is good out of pocket rock it out with all their heads. It is a habit for me that just for me that just builds a massive anxiety. I can't possibly do I don't mind that as much I'd rather I'd rather, I wish, I could just say: hey everyone meet me at this bar I'll. Do all the pictures there pictures again at the bar is ever wants pictures, but but yet they were giving us a tab at one of the bars for twelve hundred bucks. So

by Paul that I invite all staff bite the management this isn't a girl, smart vigour operate for free and then I would go there, and all I had to do was go. right and they were kept, calling my drinks and then other we'll go there, but I'd also do the meet and greet, but we'd will tap it out. So I try. They said you need to travel with a vape pen. My wife packs that It says, travel the vapor and take one hit a week right for you to the meet and greet you'll go to. Bed you won't go to the second bar you'll. Just go to bed I go, I can't I can't look online and ts egg does not actively search for drugs in a product does not actively if they happen to find them their job. Is to pass them off to the local law enforcement, so if they find it. Finally, they then call back they go. We have a pen cops in allay a like he's, gonna fuckin car card. Let him go let him go or thrown away or whatever, but that's it it's so. But the reason I didn't the reason I dont travel with marijuana is super.

If you're a traveling comic, and it's just that I didn't want to fuck up my tears. I reject So he has a free chick is pretty fucking clutch. If you fuck up your teeth, you're sitting in lines, yeah you gotta, get you're saying you don't have. I don't have a way, I'm traveling a lot more now it's cheap. I just did a layover in denver for two and a half hours, and I brought when I brought a pre rolled joint that I'd put in the bottom of my bag, and then I brought a little nug for when I got off and alleged cause. I like to I like to smoke as soon as I get off the flight hour layover. I was like you know what I'm gonna bring a joint and I'm going to. I can go out and I'm you did it. You didn't do them, yeah, but I don't bring like fucking all, it's very small, like the amount, oh yeah, so I I let a vape pen super small. I bring like This can be a real crisis. I'll be ok,

don't worry, I got a powder with heroin man hd gauge zubaydah of ass. If it is based on our can I, when I smoke the joint went back here. Through security again, just because I wanted to get high, denver airport, that security fuckin below I wasn't worth security line ever been. My entire, lighter ts ape retake. Louis you guys it's by combining with me is not that big a deal could lead us endorsed. I never really deserves because they set up a lamp chicago. He also they're, all terrible brussels knows. No land is worse than any ellie access, good, laborious, gunnar respec nannies, vs ape reaching over some fish. Its gay Y know it. It is every jack game changer save twenty minutes. At least to us tell you I was also twenty.

In our in five minutes before every flight to the airport. I may I will usually more. If I don't know, preacher user, you missed a lot out apply. A lot of lawyers have aids on our behalf. I missed my flights, I most like real regions without you, my images, but I was so confident I wanted without carbon out before the flight tickets. I gotta pee that, with what are you doing only do you support of what the twenty minutes for the flight. You're bored I pay. stolen. We get together Oh, you have breakfast here. You gotta area may carry on you can't check, I don't you have to check and half hour before One word. Events have have our real,

It's something most. People aren't okay, yes I'll! Tell you what I go. I am always era you're, probably check he's, got some big fucking shitty bag everytime. He, if I travel with somebody and they check that's the last time I hold on hold on hold on one second, I I travel with two bags everytime, because I check both of them, not good merchandise, at one bags, full of merchandise, the other bag. Full of my we're semi close and shit on. I check it and I carry in my backpack, like my computer and all that shit Js got one bag. That's just chain wallets. He says, based on the mood he's got his case was always was overweight. I had to take some change. Wear them on me. Sometimes I walked to. I got rid of. I had a flight out of out of there's a one direct flight out of omaha and like six in the morning, and I wake up at five o clock in the morning and might

I have been calling and I'm like shit. I got an hour. It's a half an hour to the airport, I'm like there's no way I'm making this flight I buy not packed. I haven't showered I've been diving, I go getting anxiety right now, ass, I sit toilet go her just sit here. Take a shit, to move missing their flight and then I call I forgot think I miss my flight goes. Oh, we have people coming over today and I went fuck. I won't get back until like four p m psycho phuket, I call the guy downstairs. I go hey, let's just try to make it, and I I tell him just give me one hundred dollars just get me there. He has to be there thirty minutes before the flight. I look at the guy and I go. The funny bone and give Colleen these two bags. I can't check them. I don't have enough time in his career, and so he takes my two checked bags and he just I went back to the funny bone and gives them the Colleen I go in and I say my name's burt chrysler, I'm a concierge key, I'm needed this flight there, like sir here's, your thing got yet to check, go and they

the fucking playing on? I got the plane noble, before the flight. No boots were a flight, get on your skates on Draeger go if he does and I was like yeah direct flight from omaha one of my favorite and then that guy the same guy drives me every fucking time. He goes you remember that one time then we either take your bags by Colleen. I was like yup and then call me the bags and they all the you people stole all the boost. That thing they stole out of the fund position, yeah Now I can't I can't check. I can't you, the airport infrastructure anxiety. I put my petty board now now I fucking zip through the airport on my penny board as such accounts move, yeah

give a shit but yeah. I love you yeah! You got that right, there's an airport of people who know you as that dude yeah pitches. If I'm fucking running late, I haven't made me this video of me on his periscope or on his on his instagram story of me skating for the airport. He like it started already. He's so upset, but so now I really stand by that. The penny Pennyworth has changed my life because now I can get. It's a fine scar, shave off I'd, say thirty to forty percent of my travel time on as long as you're right yeah. I believe you yeah I'm into it. I started by the city and I know of cars you in an airport for life, I anyone almost everyone on eleven- and I am- is hurt you. I thought you saying that the penny boards shaved off sending your time in airports and technically

we're going very fast, really for airport on the horrible dirty use that just loose out or something. If you did a fucking funny border tom cruise, you couldn't get from one end of the airport to the other sports are so fucking shiny. I was having to newark airport for a second, I opened a wormhole that was going to do. There's a there's, some downhill slopes on airports at marga. If you're on a skateboard, you feel like you're bombing, a fucking like I'm, going to ask for this keyboard, terrified of the whole cosmic roller skate. I am a bike. I only worse gates should do

roars get anywhere with a roller rank. Ass laid you think, you'll get on like more or less etc. I sympathise everywhere must stop the scar conversation. I was a competitive speeds. Hitter. Shut up hardcore come on hardcore, spandex, pants, riding boots in the taiwan roller speed, skating Well, a little thing inhabited would maybe to take off and that's where I was cross over, like you know that from here from them Anton ohno thing, I'm a very good roller blade or I could roll backwards crossover all that losers lose the attacks. All the danger is extreme. Sport Lewis can like juggle and rollerblade, but he can't throw or weird. Oh, I can't

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of losses. Video is fucked up on you, gotta hurries of a lot, nor yet even these natural- I don't I don't worry I'll, send you saw them right areas rolled airport right there, that fibre, flax, that's big, jays, first skateboard, yet it look. Advise you see it jake. I hope I have heard about those longboards like lord variation. I have a penny. I have two nickel boards and then I have a full size skateboard as well. Didn't one fan actually just flat going. I can't tell I fell and hurt myself right away, so here take it. No, it was a friend we gave me one of his skateboard, so it was a friend he like he. He bought a motorcycle board because he was inspired by may report tomorrow in defense. so by a newspaper tomorrow. I want my my thing right now that by then I watched them more generous

New vice showed to documentary about his life. Yeah really connected with it. I don't know why that easy younger than I am I'm sure, but like frank, his parents, although I'm not sure easy there, he he he had a. He had a real, serious drinking problem and he was like What am I like? Why do I fix it and he was like? Oh, he knows that I love skateboarding, I'm getting back to skateboarding. Part of me was like one of the. things that happens when you decide to quit drinking for a month. You start going like it really really. Spock too, like when you started drinking like when you are, Did you like what I like to have more fun and I love skateboarding. It's always like you don't get like a trick board. I just do some alleys like see if I can do a couple, civic and learn a trick. Flip kick lip like just fucker, and that sounds like albany get one spot because a lot slower than the board I am, but I love skateboarding.

Yeah, I poet most adult: don't do it I completely get that I've never eat in my life and mean already we're doing mushrooms. Aren't we, the penny border. We met these kids in the park and I just let them. I asked them to we have all you they did, and I always for the first time my life right, ailing do not worry. Learning went a little whether board spins in any way in Oregon. No, that's it ass, a kid at all ages, measly jumping up and always soup in heart, it is something practice rather grass on a rug like it is, but once do it you're like I'll fuck. I've done a couple times, but I can't do it for real and those like a bit. I quit drinking I'll, probably lose a ton of weight and I'll get totally focused. Then maybe I'll just get a trick board

in the background landscape? Have you done hot yoga before or you're talking about doing? Fifteen days? Have you done it before? I have fear with the cooling that I really like about it cause I lift weights to his one after yoga bunch week. I do pick specifically because he's an alleged rapist, so I was like to support the cause and but now I am like a man who puts his money. Where believes will know when you really start to focus on your form and I'm stuck with skateboarding like because you, because you have to be so intensely focused on your form in that high heat- that I almost get more in tune with your body, and I bet you ll be better at skateboarding after you are too young to write your there's a thing. You said about bombing a hill, and then I don't. I do believe us. I talked about this when we did the challenge podcast rogan, but I do believe nor in time Believe there's a thing. The thing I like the thing I like about mushrooms I don't like it about ass too long. They lie about mushrooms. Is that its commitment? The thing I like about yoga

once you get in there that's commitment. The thing I like about bomb on a hill is there is, and there only know that have done this know this, but like once, you start go down the road of skateboard. You realize others no turn out like we need a were committed to this. We're fuckin pot committed we need to be the man, thought we weren't. We started or, let's just fall, And it's weird fuckin feeling It really cracks would like mushrooms for me, because once you take me, rooms. You like your liking, panic right now or It is our minds, which is the roller coaster feeling like when you're out a roller coaster in theirs. Is that thing we're going to take the couple and you decide what is happening now like those nose ass? It yeah that's arise in these acid me. Ass, it aren't you have so you have now he had always. I always try to deceive profound explanation of my fuckin anxiety and I worry

It's going to change myself forever for the worse, your architectural firm for the worst and you're also going to have a prevent explanation for your anxiety. I would know in the same realm of found, explanation and then forget it it's not the same. It's in the same world as mushrooms. If it was always very good at once, and he said he fucking like change them forever. He hated it. It was a terrible laska. That's what That's what I wanted. That's crazy cause, I'm fairly so you're you're, going to shit your pants you're, going to pew me and you in a fucking hut, sure you wanna go to Peru for real If. Mike Mike was a comical does in new york, the reasonable houses they do.

I'm not sure which one do you like five minutes. If you demand that either wondered and teach that's will carry my body. I worry data Brian on online on that when it should go to its that's obvious, now be done as well as you did savvy of my buddy forest gave me savvee when it was. Nineteen became open consulate. Repair. Terrible, didn't tell me what it was, because this crazy shit is currently weed and with smoking in the car. I don't blame him totally, for that. Did it yeah? These are crazy pills. That's your kind of now! Your goal ball were smoking in the car, I'm at a stop light and I'm taking a hit, and he was doing when he was like when you hit it. A second really really hard and I it's nice talking already is to hold the bomb,

because it was a cop across from us. I get the same light as soon as these set down the hit hit me and I just like a huge blocks, letters likes of stone. The work done Crashed in front of the car I felt like my body, was torn in half and like pulled it out, the directions? I was like a drop. The bonn and seconds later was over and I was a what What was that? I don't feel right for a day. There's no way was apathetic about your your ass, a trip if the birch dreams you're asking. If she just feel like that sounds dumb, I I would I would I wasn't acid, like it I'll tell you this much If I get I know some disease words incurable. I will be putting together like a hundred thousand dollar trip to go. I want. I want afraid it away at dover them my fear of death.

I do, and I was, could travel of lively one down loring air. What have you got? Your terminal is not known, terminal. I think I'm a real fear. Like you, I have real it's crippling how badly the crazy you're afraid of death ever was afraid of death. I realized he buys mildly. Crippling alzheimer's operated death at all. What was can be mildly crippled like though it's like the airlines, it's not mild I rather think about it, changes everything my whole dan. I can't watch I can watch movies about who is afraid of death, just fucking prisoners, but haven't I'm going on. I would like to invite people my phone aren't afraid that, as far as my own death, I'm afraid of which all death hours ago, do you like I just I just get going to rapid, hold our severe my son dying. That's incentives, unprejudiced you're right.

it's on the death, his wife's, not death. A lot of people now them ass. One of the rules on afraid of death in like a like a crippling way. Those earlier. We do. I really is a king kept me up last night. When george was about what makes a thought. I don't want to leave this at all, but you know what a partner fear death is a little bit of photo. Just like, if you guys, were all like, hey we're going to the store right now, I'd be like fuck. I want to go nope, it's the same fear of death? I gonna wanna whenever one Just keep living when I like him in either be cooler with a bombing dropped on eleven a bit like there, you were at the whole situation, wiped out that you have the thing, though, if like, if there was say a bomb, some bomb that just took out the entire earth or a meteor or something like that, it just takes that Oliver earth. Do you really give a fuck a dying if all of humanity dies in an unknown, because there is no guarantee of my honest fear. David said,

Kim Jong on drop an atomic bomb on, and your special it'll blow up cause you're, one of the only people that can see live still yeah, they drop a bomb on l. A cs. Guy origami, millionaires immediately Priscilla s out me less than two years I've been upset about a lot of the good ones. Animals are getting the dvd. Also. Now all the tv should come on over your? U wanna with all around and road and its legion escapes or nothin. You ever think. Why do I need a credit me when we all get bombed reality with, with at least pointing out like me, like I remember burt crusher, none of the money that a few months ago on my part, because I really broke down a lot of the people that I would want to see out of the way yeah yeah, oh yeah, Lewis, this as a priority. How funny is it, though, if you rarely, will you woke up in the morning right if we were being If you were on twitter right away, you saw budget will say like holy shit.

I believe it bombs headed towards nuclear missiles headed towards america, as we speak, how many more source you check if we actually get. I panicked where he that's bullshit, I don't know that's the fry snobs it immediately slopes pay bomb snobs. I also snow. That's all right! This now upload that quick, let's break this down, I'm other road, the majority, the time at least four days out of the seven is the weak, my biggest fear that a bomb ahead I lay and I'll be on the road I don't u at an end, but I live and I become one one percentile of comics that can perform in the world, because you just right. You just took out all the best ones. All like all the david. Spades. All these like Russell peters

sandler's, and then you have to go to new york or new york's fine, where no, no, no, no, but like porsche it'll, be out of the way, the one that was going to be doing a fucking wild hand, gestures, yeah, silly best night at the comedy store fuck off. We got it, but it is it. I thought okay we are unemployed is. I will definitely move up a couple notches, so I can do like fifteen one hundred cedar. You might be that your fucking dave, chappelle yeah, just do a residency at the fucking radio city. Buddy comedy cause my family's dead, my family's dead and I'll, be like oh great, but careers

blog know, I lost my family to take me to my family chunk for an hour. Every person was willing to stick a shirt off about his wife got nuked by sorta, like an idol like us why the controversy comes over the like. I started, taking his shirt off after the agents dude. He was taking this thing way before the family died sure it was burt isaac, so my wife she's screaming the word braids, the entire time yeah she's hungry for brains get rid of the stasis. So my daughter, she doesn't clean up around the house. She's got an extra arm growing out of her head. Oh my, how are you not doing anything? Is there just thought that his neighbor wings, that is the fucking biggest fear sam

do you see the family if real habit was already know newport and I'm in, do you see and their lot. Yeah, no use you push rights, no fly away and then deal with tat is feeling. That is all think me a thing about it. I mean you, don't you you do what you thought of fires, daughter, your families, the avenger? No one I accept what if I'm they see the bonnet this weekend and my family I killed, but their deadly like filled with the end they won't let I said obviously, and then I'm stuck on DC and the love again arm. Three went on three eyed woman with what do you do go over and at this time, cheap How do you know about it? Ass? You were the one that is

the reason why I got here, I can't even speculate. I will join the conversation. I can't I can't stop to think like this. You I get away blocking sadie deeply altogether. Whacked off, Why an asian chick, but I'm wearing like fucking, tires his arms jaw shoulder pads and shit like how apocalyptic the asian rub until you get after they drop the duke by the way. Just for myself. Personally, I feel like I'm one of the posts bother because it was a war paint and shit. I think I'd go the extra mile to I get a motorcycle and I drive into l a and I die with them, buggy, as you have already repose. I trust that both orally, so do whatever. Would you put on

I think the eagles jersey is basically this outfit, but I'm wearing like a like a metal catchers. All you need is like one of those little tiny motorcycle helmets and your knuckles loves what you have already you're, not wearing them now you're right. It's so interesting that that actual reality in our lives? Is it a nuclear bomb could be like I remember when I was a kid you guys probably remember that, but I remember when I was a kid Do nuclear air raid tests will begin get our desks turns out that that doesn't work. Nobody but it was so funny that we too have our glass. That's like we thought so ridiculous it. Yet no one kitten like to north korea. Look ass. They could have south korea agony there. They can't nurses and questions about her, yes, but is not able to be here. I really like if I lived, and I would like an answer- consider moving my kid out of l grey area.

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the hell? This way to deal with this stuff, is just talk about? I'm part, guess what I got the information one minute. before we went on air ball park of weeks ago saw the whole episode be about that, because what amount was possibly do I couldn't like I have information like a minute before winter, air backpack. I can do a radio show and then you can drunkenly slur more of a story about how your daughter's maturity yeah she gets or a what's up yeah, we birds balancing seven items on top of each other right now,. What is that here? We go, What.

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it never got bigger. I think I put it in wrong hand like yeah, I'm gonna go get drunk with Jay's daughter, so now this guy's I just want to this- is Joey Diaz, his favorite. We all come to the league's Joey Diaz. It's called Phyllis diller. Alright, it's out of. I forgot the name of our get started on scooby doo. Let's just do this much respect and the ledge, and if you want you can just grab offer that fulfils the or some one of the lighter. Is environmental. Our thank the fan gave me the root beer mud in spain, bob and is a cool looking, both above or yeah. Ok, they passed around? I'm not gonna hit a bomb. Does I'm forty? Four?

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forty ways and all your heroes were in the forties. Like all my heroes, when the forty four and forty and I was like, ok cool, but I just loaded the mayor who who's your heroes. When I got you know like a like, I dunno might have same names, but you know like burn all the guys, all the guys that you look up to Don't wear your shirt once forty you're, on the same age and in which you have forty four, there are about fifty and you like, Well, I have that career that last fifty yards. Really are yeah we're already. We are turning to turn and forty five on the improbable jobs groups and there is a I think that you realize, like all my friends who are in their thirties, like all the guys I like hanging out with somebody that was shaving, my one favorite money is locked in I guess, I've never money like Heaven, harsh boy locked in if it does not have to use your own career path. There's europe,

shipping out at like at this point I mean you've been doing for twenty years right, so you're not dipping out at fifty you're going to fuckin go to fifty. I ain't, no man, you know I started thinking. What would you let me produce tv shows. I guess I got more weed jay I got the. Let me make sure I didn't just put that on pause and I had a I had a theory. About what are you looking at Utah? I was looking at if you didn't put it on pause, and these are mine, needs for this week: blue apron and and cash you taken. I have good news schedule ticket. Oh that's weird! I never use pepper again the thing I thought they gave me the perfect amount about it. I didn't even need to get an extra. It was just exactly what my son looks up to me. It was exactly enough dill. I wish I could be shallow to this guy's bombs there's more than there. I think, but there's another one in there. But the thing

and tell me what your opinion is. So I gotta say I remind too fucked up every day about sex slave. Think there's any wheaton getting worse. we'll talk about my mom sick. there's a whole race? It's I got stuck on the whole pull out bb, you pull the low carb once you hit it, then you pull the yeah. He pulled that out. Can someone tell you something funny gangsta I can't I haven't hit a bong hit forever. I have a radio at three in the morning. Getting that radio is going to be. If you take a bong, it will be because I'll just be gone. I have a pair grab thought that I can't put a descent of your mean that I do

come on. You just got to storm down to a sentence. Man, that's what I love about the vapors that you can take one hit and go on with a measure that don't smoke out here. the base at this time. The microbes oh yeah. I never think. Ok, now here's, where I'm at by the way secret time, so so I did my first special without my shirt on right. I did that that's why I was right and than our w sex, but what sort of right- and I was like- I was like well. No. I hadn't really thought about that, like no, no, no you're, definitely doing with your shirt off and then you go. Ok. Theoretically, let's say I only have known as the shirt off guy coming. That's it you see it online. You go highlight the machine story. I like this guy. It's not like they're, not like it's not bill burr, whereas wearing full clothes.

he's telling you thought and theories and the reason you fall in love bill is because are you who that is could make. If you can make a million dollars a year, which is a lot of our you're bigger than another, the story of Elizabeth was funny, and I will you I think I will hear the idle weird perspective is over. You appreciate. the machine story The machine with you with a shirt off is very late. My knowledge of you, you know me, the idea that you, because it s I knew where to meet nobody. I know for a fact, like you're fucking funny as hell like you're funny well beyond taking your shirt off and I know it'd be fun to watch you do, especially where that's where there's no novelty. That was it. I love it wasn't easy. I mean like exaggeration that most thought I have a soul of the crowd were show is the one that you were the audience with people. I was dressed in an outfit and over You came up to me like you to shut off right, and I was like huh and

oh right, nose like I can im trying to forget that eddie was like he was at you're like you're, like dude. If you want to but like I don't give a fuck and I was like okay and I looked at whoever was next to me and I was like shit: Are they was jimmy burger who's, the guy from coming central? wow you now where's the sea. So, and as accepting of the I can't off and like of a year off bureau average appear, and so, like part amigos say, say you get like everyone put their myself k ready one two: three: so now you get one bit that goes,

Everyone loves shit, sorry about your mouth, yeah, the you also you do the opposite. With secrets, the microphones dane cook, oh shit, I forgot to put them on my secrets, are: who is he retired? I have become famous for one bit or would that for the rest of your life, don't know, It's here or its alfayoum. You never been forty nights at the the the moines funny bone, forty forty tickets- Forty two gets a lot of you. We are famous for a bit though there I promise I mean, like I hope

I will, I hope, I'm right this year, fifty disappointing an audience came to see you when they pay. yet when it can ever one bit. I hope today I hope that they leave going like shit, it's all about their one stupid. Ninety percent of your fans- wouldn't do If you never did the machine took your shirt off the shirt off? Isn't it one day, you're going to be too old to take your shirt off, nothing will ever happen. I'm not going to look right. No, I don't look great today that you like am I the only Like I know J only a very long time either I am a really good comic. I really am comic. I am I right. I work. I focus is pure forty, but by the the biggest cheers I get my shows or not.

When I think my shirt off man. That is a deafening she And when I say when I was twenty, two are above the russian mafia: they lose their Amelia, they love now, listen, five, regular paused rings. I get applause breaks in between abyss that I've raft and then I think, or to a really good bits, but the tree it is and think about it. Like and this is where I met my head, and I think this is a lot of the sovereign. We're coming emerald like one who am I? What am I you know your ear? development starts going, we start boozing, so like I'm an arrest, the development, Canada a little bit his comic plague you go. Would I be cool? Would I be cool with a career where I cut myself? My shirt came out with a hat. With a with a book on. It was like I don't know about you, but I don't believe in global warming. I've level its temperatures and then goes not An you sell two thousand tickets and night. So if you started speaking,

yeah yeah. I irritated everything. You're, not talking about being like a true community, are talking about a kind of creating something, and you know, riding riding out. I'm writing a character of writing. Not writing. How many times have you seen get lost instead of meaning like guys at a great choke writers, but they just appear it stand out because about right now who blows up any humor, after a lot of nice misled a drink wine their special. It smells of catching something catches. You gave you anything about okay hold on hold on ready, so Kevin Hart, small little man. right. So it's a thing if it becomes I really believe the more damn it down the more successful because whenever I can disagree with that thing about David, tell has over thought it I never thought it worth.

Where is the money spent on the planet and should be a billy fires, so he gave calico and consequently right that's what we. What we look at David tells the is the master he's the best of what we look at, but if you actually, you know like like Heaven, heart can do a whole array of say, as they tell can't deal like trophies and acting in all this shit like due to its I'll just down. That's what can I do things like? I'm not saying it's a game, it's. How does not have the air by hotel you skill or get Martin, what was it doesn't have the stand up that appeals to link it appeals to us. Is it doesn't appeal to like fuckin like the greenhouses in the weight at its, not just that they dumbing down? No simple to explain nobody like that. You said the masses point is David. Tell them The mass and urgent appeal to the massive people don't see day, baton, see what we say You know what I mean like nato, get it there.

It's like enough to fill a fucking you're running on our markets from east bill, leaned enemies. What a fuckin shitty, today's russia is david, tells onstage aliens innovators years ago gives a grace fuckin shit hole with his presence. One night right here as he's on stage doing what David tell does, which is giving them off in glimpse a fuckin, what he does market, didn't make us. I don't get it like. How are you really don't? Huh. by way of a regular. What who, who hasn't gotten historically is a tell her it's normal. Three of them are like four the basic writing Tom every, like so my point, illicit yeah sure k, given the opportunity to whittle your act into a word, You didn't get it done, tainer salad, you! By the way,

I'm gonna put myself this something I'm shooting on what killed on terrorism? the machine like do you do you. you jump at that opportunity and say I'd say it say this is my is going to take care of me already or you by the usa. Betrays iceland. Millions translated for forget her gun does it not just the aliens it's so I thought I was more value. Is speaking a forty year old, I hope What your idea, what I love doing? What I do, I hope people latch onto it, come see it at this point. Well, four years old. I very much like I've, well rather I'd rather have the muddy, and no, if you like, you get to weed out of the voice over. There will never be the start of a sick com. I'd say that car driver occupied shyly just now, but it's like less do you have that type of fame? You know what you're

we're looking to do or any comedian the good leaders are going to do is they're trying to get a quote, unquote get off comedically. You want to be able to go up all night and do what you do. Having freedom, gives you the ability to do for the other. Fifty minutes of your our didn't, whatever the fuck. Do you want to do homes as elsewhere and it'll sell tickets and bring people area? Suppose you two new people, so that a lot of the time when you talk to the people they disappear, they never have What unity to do, what they do fully there are they actually do not have a role we talk about, disappears, jason, good, jason, from new york. He was a great regard for finding out what you know. What I mean arise, funny guy we're just gonna faded out of the scene. I, like my colleagues here. He was funny very dynamic development in belarus, buddy buddy, never

the way should have luna yogi desert. Then there will be an ever was unanimous. Saucer comics worry. I already got a thing I bet but like, but should have been the evil. Zagreb you're right, disappeared, always disappeared. I've one I've spoken matters before. I asked him. If I doing getting so far on talent, helped him at all. And he would have this dreadful? All of us cause a quote. He was

I like being home and do you like his voice? He didn't he didn't like he didn't like always on the road. He actually said he just because I don't like being in there or on the road. There are a lot of guys like that, but I don't I hate traveling, I don't mind being in a place, but I hate the act of travel. I hate flying. I hate all that shit or what about this? What about soccer but but I like to go places, but I mean a tell gave me that advice so young where he was like and he was so frustrate without open for him. He was so frustrated go back to open form for the third time in virginia beach, because it isn't he goes you haven't. poverty right. Why you got headline virginia beach is he was or the time that was different. The time where he had to come in with me and go oh dave, no they're, not just doing it now timor words like if you have an hour, you go tore. The calamity clubs now are looking for like draws through looking for like

Can you sell out three or five shows before we bring you in dude? It's more of a this more about you and that it's ever been at one point, but at one point probably it was like you our family you entity for our own legal hit the row. Your road comic now work again. All right. I've is going places ago, guy feature they go. Have you been on mtv to you know what I mean like even on guy code? It was weird like how it was going for there for a while. So the question is, would you do Alberta get her down sure still do what I do sal you. We were hoping that you accept this. That's how the rents above another like you're, a good example of like of light it was really. Nice appeared at the six hundred in enough, in fact,

is overwhelming? It is a brand. Obviously, if you decided to go away for the brain, I thought about this today trimming my beard. I thought wonder how many managers said diploma card me some without John, when you're in a coup before a ringer like never do another record. I'm sorry, but would you. granted, it's a friendship with it, but would you would you leave money to do your own thing. yeah. Is it because you have a stock of a stockpile body? Now? Yes, that's both of you I am not going to go out and bust my ass and try to be better and always like learning and performing like. I love doing it love. I love everything about solar stuff about, like any other worried about it. It gives something back to me, though, as I'm doing it

you take that away and then just work and on that. Work is work. I get you, I can be successful in any kind of work. There about doing this, I'm doing this because it is watches I kill myself. It does a villain, I think it's, I love it. So you take away take away the love Everything about it would just if just sign its sullen out four categories. I think like That's what I'm going to get it? They said they said: hey, so will you router schools five years, gonna make twenty five million dollars we definitely need you d like we need you be in the swamp chest deep. with alligators, the very end of it. Every night I don't know, I mean had no money every hour jumped up because it's like hitting the lottery or whatever, but

that's great, can you do the number number where you stop caring about money and they won't do what you wanna. Do. That's like true success. I watch already should be kind of do this recently and I don't think it makes that much the worst example. By the way I love you are you're, the worst apple of everything in this business is here don't live by any of the real code that any men live by a code that only our lives, but he goes I'm just going to fuck him Actually, in this video the other day that I shot this video, I show you I go hey give me your thoughts, don't want to post it, it's fucking twelve hours to watch it, and I was like bro. At twelve hours, I've done are opposed to any more loans. Will we impresses me about ARI is that he's got a double special that premiered on. We have the same agent, zero reason. I even know this just in addenbrooke just that Brooke if irresistible special, he has it. we found out. Yet it is done for him, because he just chilled

you know the role we stores pop up another road, yet so try say, but you know that if you read that we all have respect areas, do we really wants to do that? Have a little literally I said I wanted to travel the fucking world for four months up to my pockets, don't the cardinal rule of podcasting. Is it comes out every fucking time the same time every week it's you, I believe us together where he said he goes. He went away. He was like the cat. Who is because it is. I have enough money right now. That was way off. With what arguments about the rest of his life. Does he that average ruined yours for the way. Maybe look. He makes a lot of money sure and by the way, by the way who is not for the year is thirty five grand is there not. He goes for a hit, but for areas is here money order with the rest of his life? Fine Zeus, so

I have a gravy to him where he just kind of like well now was what what do I want to do get up every morning and do what you want to do? Absolutely we go, I'm not whether it's on a creative standpoint. We are hanging out in your personal life. Whatever it is, I get up. I open my articles. and I am doing what I want to fuck undue and that's the address bar Do you realize that try to you there that's the goals considerately though, and this is where you were just because we have children, have much- overhead my alarm or much site broke. My heart is nothing to do with. What do we would you want to do by the amount of money has to do with this, but I can still do I want to do if I may to invest. It was using a suit before anything else. Is it my year, my door was almost fifty thousand dollars, kind of worry, they're, literally every every every person has a saturday while, unless you're a postwar sure yeah yeah. But if anybody in your mind that is aggressive and I'll, tell I know you

the aggressive pudding recipe I live in new york, city yeah. I got a kid I got over. I pay for a car. I don't think it was a separate conversation. I think the idea is you want to make enough money where the the the amount of money that we're talking about already having over photo. Would you say where do you sell your soul? Is your third show saturday's? The five to eleven five pm wanted to add two shows on an average dude. Five seven and I am crazy grammar. As yet. There are no, no, no, no, no, no fuck them on that. rivers, you suck my dick and get it hard, and I still come in your mouth yeah. I the delighted one like it I'll do too shows what a sedative you wanna have one begins held up her for a percentage. Don't don't ever come up three shows. as shows we can do without a percentage, this My point is ike. Give way

jews from part of the deal for me, a grand rapids, rails return, but don t show aims off me over to fuck him all. I'm seven and nine or major problems are so how do you guys know past path that five show killer? I've got show and they tell us if they want to add one. Is that ninety percent of the door look out just in I'm in DC this week. There would add two shows on sunday and parliament fought for. One time in life? I was wanting sunday show you. Do it right you if you want it for my time in life subduing summer october last sunday I go It's gotta be more than as it's got it. I can't do it. I can't do it I first or was your first job, where you felt like the only thing I like like ours, while the ADI levies on labelling out Oh yeah, I wrote this is crazy alliance or its cost of that. I don't have that yeah! Ok,

so they My guarantee was ten grand in Vinnie brands stress that stress factory at sea, which huge you dirty ten grand no bonuses by way benny, I apologize. I just want to point out what a good guy you are in the story. I apologise that right now Blizzard comes in sell out. All shows very brand. Comes in the back and says to me: hey man I did such good business. I would feel right if I didn't tipp you out. I said this unexpected expect come out there. It's a sold I'll show every show were packed were oversold. It's me. It's not like a nice, not he I went and I went it was like I was like oh bro, that is nice by the way and either way I think it's like the the the

she saw those viral may in time the way not challenge the week before that makes sense? This week, I'm in buffalo say Blizzard's going through new york is a very beginning of the year. I'm sure you know this blizzard or this snowstorm then went through and I'm in buffalo and I saw it every single show and I do the math in my head. I, after doing vinny, show do the math in my head and I do the number count I go. Man I must be walked. I would like eczema dollars more grossman. Great guy, have my contract, but it was not what I thought it would be and there's still bonus me out double what he should have bonus me out. I have to say that he did. I was like wow, that's fuckin, the solid, but I still follow, be twenty thousand dollars more. In my opinion, I call my ages and managers and I let them know that we're having a problem- and I may be exiting because I'm not

these deals or whatever, and then I am across my calls me per this I should never share any of this. You don't have to microsoft. Calls me person says to me he goes yeah I don't have to, but I'm your and we're here and I love these little pockets and he goes. He goes hey man. This is what I'm willing to do like very like we're friends, me friends and he tells me what is going to do and I go come on that too, What is what your agent, what I said? What did up? I don't ever want to do you wrong. I dont. If you don't think we make that important, then don't sign. A deal. I will. I will never want to fuck you over and he goes ok. So we agree on a deal that's all with denmark bummer I'm wrong. I'm sorry, it's only real deal and now important things have changed and that's when you start getting ticket counts,

when people saw studies to council like you sold out here, you're so down here to sort out here and then I was like a fuck for me. The big moment of change was all I said in in stress factory: wheels like how many people found the How did you hear me from rovers podcast? Those big grew big, big room. Mickey gall was there and the like, now let me move on facebook and the place was fucking nuts, one oh shit, and that change my perspective on everything. As I also facebooks the shit, like that, you can share videos and he just went viral. It's come. I want it's got: a hundred million views on facebook without one fucking one. Because people live on facebook and it's a part of their everyday life. You term, since it was like so much other tab open on their. What we were talking about, like it, I'm being at home, being at work being at the G8. Being like your? U accenture, whereas in life right you're, always

look at all. Those places is, ever leave us I'm social media. So if you can get a piece of your content too, within that space, it's like it's like fuckin brightened zennor, it's like having a it's better than you're a comedy special in their home, where everybody's around it is it's ingrained. In my special on fucking facebook, I want to I want all want to conduct this directly because they do not do it yet, but forgotten. All point of this is that, like renewal, by the same guy. I'm fuckin, hammered that much. My point is I we're all hammer there's a moment or you realize dilbert it's me one time. I heard someone in the the green room of the colonists, forego of going to dot dot, dot dot is to avoid the da da other dot, but you know there's a football game of baseball, special or whatever they?

You know you know that the things we make and they bilbil her in best. Belper voice ever goes dead if they want to buy. They buy tickets and ass. The falcon truth how much it was gone home and you guys did fifty six hundred people greek what she was going on and allay, but cannot look more like it was there is a big thing. I know I'm in dissidents That knows about sought out every night at the fuckin things. Do it yeah my shows rustled out if they want I take us, they buy tickets. That's the truth in you can complain all you want sebastian, Anna Scott, when he goes in the fuckin, the boar gotta ten thousand tickets, Lee yeah he's about with you submit their rare thing over his hands are Tommy fans.

there's sebastian and they fell, fill the pocket for windows. They don't give a shit about cause, it's just it's a cultural thing. They say an oddball for them. He at last. He was, secondly, as always the difference in the car. from here being on the day. Coke give jeffreys or other amazing comics being already after him, half a crown goes like we did. Those he's a passion, and they split everything. Its duty. It it's a blown away like like we're doing the showing the normans and I'm done to see how that work. for me. I'll, be your fans I'll get like I think the theater is I'll, get if it's a thousand seats. I'll get like two hundred kids at all, come see me, but I'm dying to see what the rest of them are like the machine, her mom russian mafia. Well, he knows it's a weird mountain

wait for you because it gives it a built in audience areas of even more so like worship. You from the shells, but a hard thing to find out for real, like You buy way to your credit that you really do, because I was it was just like this is comedy of job. All right now the idea like The show is so popular I don't wanna be as soon as I really think this is fucking beast funny, yeah. Why don't you just go like? Where is by the way? Have you ever? They always do it the salary when he comes home three hours, the seller right now. He goes in their logo. Chapels year plays loses their shit. So much like you have

I have yet to see like women are less than human to make any new everyone. Just like other issues like yes, it is a good start. Its complete nor chapelle did three hours. Nothing like you know that he can. three hours, regional airports like what a tree chappelle. When I watched I watched george, ST pierre train with hens or gracie and John Donahoe, a person other than Abbas enjoyed saviour. He he's one of the most interesting funny. People he's thought about getting a duckling by Aly. I am hilarious. If you do biz being is like legit, next level, like fuckin time

well, is the newest part of me goes like that yeah. I know I just thought you know how how it but like how, in our world where you're young, I don't want to lose the point that I was in our world the years. It's amazing how tight loses with like the champ yeah know it's crazy yeah. But the point is that I watched george ST pierre train with John Donahoe and hanzo gracie before I was interviewing kinds of crazy in for an hour time to watch what he had done fighting the training, but I was like it was it credible. Think the watch fucking watching boats are right of citizens as biofuels universally. Why would she parties gag habitual yeah, That's all you. Nepal has great bonanza when you area was re hours. It's like you, know, you're, watching this guy work out. In view of your appreciate that for what it is actually a common events in germany, they rose when they come to a

in new york, city or l, a that's really. What you're watching you're watching a guy in the gym work it out! You know you see them on the road. That's what you're seeing the fucking fight that's fight night, but I think if people had a better understanding of that when they go to showcases in new york and l, a they'd appreciate it. A little bit more they'd appreciate a bomb a little bit more, a guy. That's trying something new. They don't always does the level of like. I don't want to say entitlement because he's your paying for your your showing you're paying what you're getting at you drink minimum but there's a misunderstanding is so what the really seeing is not a show your seeing using the work on something. I wish I was. I was you I wish I was more or less with showcase city, in my opinion, but the truth is man look Rogan crystal clear: calibration job I'll just said aims and in all due in theatres? Only like me, I think, they're yours, too you know I don't know I'm not sure cigarette, whether they don't get too.

weekend at the club the way I do I I do a shows six shows at the at a at a weekend. So I can on shit that their working on shit so that your seeing them biomass material. So if you're gonna play that game go to the store, and you gotta go to the store you gotta go do set store, if not may go to the fucking. Ah, well. I have a great fucking club or your partner is bert. Year ago the word sneakers, those fucking ships. Don't look right right. It looks weird on you know what, when I was drugs Gabriel, always we have a great pair of nude night? Yes, please that are so comfortable, some cousin agnes. Second back to these concepts we have the earlier. So I blew out my plan of russia. Is a wall thing we are.

Also, my show because we joked about it. Yeah cause. He brought my passion for plantar fasciitis and then I got robbed and then I went to a doctor and what did you get a roll ralph's? what was the mug everyone? The review is wrong. I don't love him enough now. Can we here. We are clear about one thing and that I had happened on the bonfire you ve gotta. Do it all wrong thing? Is aggressive, burt yeah, the guy with me and I'll. Tell you what it is it didn't. It didn't affect my life even a little bit, because the guy who told

it's rver. I went easy on me. It did not. I did not feel it was worth the effort secret time, but the guy doing coke was Joe derosa secret history. So your time, the other guy de burgos yeah, but it always luckily the agent he hated. I think, and I watched him eat it and I was like I don't think he knew what he was like. I dunno a little room. There was a wall of death happening, the itself skype is split from left to right as the roof elemental, they will give you a war death and the middle that that part of the eight hour yazzi, not oh sure was happening in the middle waiting or is he? This is great. I love nate nate may be one of the funniest comedians in the world. Yeah he's so I,

I envy his talent of being so funny and yet so clean it's it's my blog. me I, what is able to do I'm so impressed with the area of the air David Lewis, in my way and south, the funniest people in the world, we know and like nate such a huge hit on the time. I say you know, I said people were a blessing. I know the funniest people in I said at sea many times, I often expresses a lot in her. Oh my few swells and others people in the world often, I said that Joey Diaz. One time I said I go hey man, no bullshit and super hot sitting, but we used to have couches out there and set out there? I said, hey man, if, if I died my kids in the loop. You guys, and he was buddy what's that I so really goes. Look at rain prior look rotten,

all the fuckin, the kids that are trying on easier that are trying to do now. Burns life. Jody is such a genius. Sometimes we go like what the fuck. with a bang. I would like you know, inform form your personality that way we have like I've. Former for their kids, not like adults at the comedy store cause we're here to or where I spent my whole life hanging out with adults doing drugs around me and fucking, like oh yeah, they're, probably fucked up kids, let's get real, I dunno! If it's close, in the story of the of the podcast, but one, ladies and gentlemen, get ready with everyone want to do their tour dates. Real, quick or let's do that requests your plugs plugs october that this will be the determining story. If it's good, we close it. If it's not someone, the top it deserves all our partners. Errors is actually it's. Ok hold us, ladies and gentlemen of the struggle improv sober in the middle of october, the twenties

that all things probably fast, and and then I will be on the impractical, jokers crew. You can't get tickets, were it but I'll be there. I closures the first second third fourth of november, and then fifth would mean that fifth salad are doing to show it. Well. You know the joy theater, the theater joy joy, the jewish theatre, that you should enjoy it yeah. I don't remember when we announced this might be the first place pronouncing announcing it November tell you that our agents were. To not let go you said. Yes, it s nose. I guess Ok, just making sure like those like yeah Sometimes I just like to cut the middle vienna sighted text. You haven't you want do this and I say you like a host. I will we also docking and we believe that islands at night young, I'm doing your fucking crew, several we're out at night it at every gawker piracy. Neurons couple this also knows that we part we party guys

I would argue as before she way onto a show. For those young comics albert foresee how it's done! That's how it's done that my entire career and storing J borg, I go. I thirteenth I'll, be thirteenth albion, melbourne florida with Kimberly Congdon a show at someplace to name of it, but I respect for Kim tonight and I have to say that my phone and not bothered by the fact that I didn't just give you mike, you are absolute fuckin hilarious, and what have things that we all say that when we talk about like what we like comics roma, you guys, because you had done like a year the of the roast of of the killzone two years yeah to your shredded, the kill tony and I saw you on, kill tony, and I thought you were fucking hilarious. I found out you from, and I said Heru dies to really cool. that I like that, are funny less to the bird cast, any huge fucking number I also find it was so Cerro talk,

the girl that the guy she your virginity to her parents, bad idea, ray, I fucking great. Yes, and I have a new podcast out right. Itunes is called stone. Science Sarah maser wants hilarious, the two together. Two very different personalities say much like David Louis, a little bit. Yeah she's, like she's very what she's like a loser. Well, yes, he's quarter, he can and jewish what in any way trash

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it's because he to all share it and the more people see it. The more people want to buy. That's the thing that I notice people. First of all, not that many people are a people like it they're going to want to support it and, to be honest with you, the amount people are going to see it on youtube and want to own it for themselves because they know it's going to disappear one day anyway, there's value there as well celebrated that are never gonna buy a week with a gang for thirty minutes, I'm sure the bonfire people some opposed every day. I want you to be encouraged I give a shit, they are saying about it so I'll go, I don't I can afford here's your wireless legal that use very dagger, even ass. You on the road. I didn't tell you. I would my last night is it's fantastic era help me that way. My special was on showtime. I know that direct numbers I think few

hundred thousand people watch it on showtime. Some vietnamese guy ripped it retailed it hidden title the machinery town it funny naked met family. talking that he got forty six million views for me. I was like uncle with that yeah. Who cares the bisping show, specifically we get like. Sometimes two hundred thousand three hundred thousand hits unlike clips, that people pull from the show, and you know is his manager and other people like you, want you guys like flag. Those First, we don't have these huge. We don't like manna, may blog that right has hundreds of thousands of people following it, better to have the advertisements out there and people going like? Oh shit, that's really funny to listen to the ten fifteen minutes segment and then they come back and down if the podcast or whatever it is so, the more you guys get I'll you that's one thing. listen apart gas and that we say this enough can share on german

the friends yeah. If you think you have a friend who a you know a good sense of humor or would dig a piece of content share with friends or shit job, where they're just sitting all day is a bad mood. All the time share your favorite podcast with them. You know, enjoy that the ship brings your life's a definitely going to tell about opening up in an open them yeah yeah, you know what that's the daily sharing of the machine story went viral with, like twenty nine million views, yeah- and I was like that's the end of that- dude? I wish I knew his name. He ripped it Kosovo's own titles, on this guy. Tell him no joke right now to true story whenever and it got eighty. in view of the pro everyone do that I'm very Would you stealing whether show that neither also do like the tags, like there's a guy who does Dave Smith, page anymore, videos. We let him put the videos and he it's the little black bar on top or it's like you know, comedian breaks down how trump won the election and that shit

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I told you this but like I was so excited for you guys backstage. I was really was enjoying the moment because I didn't. I knew what I knew I didn't have to go on stage, but I knew I was going with you guys in new orleans, but like a skirt, kept saying, a string of o two arena is a string of to realize it to break the brake on your behalf. Here I believe in england the way judge like this tv shows its by episode and like the top hundred episodes. It wasn't a first like fifty seven episodes was impregnable jobbers. So right yeah, it was crazy stuff mean that's an amazing statistic. I don't want to brag on your rep. Didn't you tell me one time that you have an eleven and a half inch cock Am I the fuck for hours? I don't want to brag on your girls going out with your fucking leveraged, dig that never gets soft on your behalf, but we should. What we should do is what we should all murderer cocktails right now and let JT story. Yeah still, so we are you there

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and people do theatres ignore, like I can imagine that, but I never forgot to imagine x. I never thought would happen then when peters. I was like when I It hasn't happened for meals like why well. This is really amazing. When I saw you guys play the greek it really reset my structure- and I was like I was like I was like awesome This is u s road. The group as a whole we'll be able to share this with your friends. Your best friend was clear, as I feel that this package We're almost who is really those for the road between girls who have read of genes, girls, whose panzer completely intact and draw the guy's says how I saw you, but you'll love. It heralds of girls nor border. This park, as indeed sir, if I can do, is angry. I can do no other than in our hands and I'm very awkward is a great one of hamburg. Are you? Are you oh yeah yeah?

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we're talking were laughing, were, have already fucked up burgos as far as yours, oh shit, yours and his head was one this park. Yes till he has to be free, people, you, don't you don't answer a phone call from jail The answer is no jerome and the other one is dug, stand- hope those data of coin. boros is where he goes. He goes go you don't answer. A phone call from doug stand. Help He has already goes. Your daddy speaker photos, what's is a hay was up. the have. I europe speaker forward over the car now is the case. We show Where are your allies? Is me jake, rusty, wrong, analogous hey, J? Without doubt its hookers, hey so are tonight bingo got hamerton stripped in smacked your head on. As there are many other ground there, the help

tour is not good. This year, I'm pretty sure she's going to die at burgos. He just takes those to be converted. Goes hey, buddy. What it's emotional, is what's party and about dies, and how are you out of the car like hey and he we camped on the show and then and then and then he gave me a call this. Choose excess election day. He I thought that a famous gives podcasts and all podcasts write. and the workers? call me monday I will say it like in the morning he had been party him Gaza, no castle shows we. The castle shows as all keys channel over the shit out of the front of the voice message that's why I hung up

I listened to her and then I him and then the next, act? I got was I'm in a bad spot? I'm here, Marilyn Manson. Can you come hang out with me, and so I was like yeah and it's like tuesday at like five pm. So I go to the store I began it's him. A miracle amounts into the back and. I will share a little table information only because I think it would be shitty or I could. I can push you into sharing this, but I won't easily my stanhope was in a it was in a real spot like if he knows that he knows he can't help like sure. Sometimes he can be. Sometimes you can be dug like party disconnected everyone, and then you get real spot stand up and you're like gotta love this guy, and he was in that spot the whole fucking night, and it was ass. If you know tat is castle very positive note, and I said, everyone listening,

friends in this room, I know I was at a very low self esteem. Low ego place no self same no ego. I didn't but on the about or an all my days, coupled with just one example, about that? The other day the obey your show I put on my twelve days. They all old wives scheduled a sect me? We started this Cinema house anyway from travel gentle all within a week. We

If skittles have a sec to me, like that, you know what to do about any fucking consult your nuts. If the window was sweating calendar or a war, I was walking home. I was on a walk and the girl called me. Sir girl called me, and he goes him into canceling. Some dates on cars being scored, really excited about doing red rocks no, not shitting on Jeff wills. I understand what happened with you on that, but, like I was on that tour buddy, I know yeah and so he goes home in the castle red rocks. I'd. Take the kids are all your dates and I was like tat. Was the first person tell me man, dummy tour, told me and then on this work

general call. I was on the corner. I, the real streets cocktail, called presidential we're not going to contract and like holy shit. I was like I panicked. I don't know if you've ever been in that spot, where we like go like blinkers. New shows all work on and then and then, and they were doing demo on the house, and I was having asthma from it and then because goes. Oh, my god, honey I've got to tell you, you have a sec to be at two thirty, and I was like I as I cancelled the affected me, I we panic here like I need my balls. That argue, but then he's the one that was at the lowest in my life. I think that was a year ago, a year ago, but you're going to have to respect me even when you didn't want you had already lost, you have no idea, you have no idea. I was like how am I going to make money like all this?

it was fallen upon me. came home. I am always ready to where we tell the story tat help right. Is that wasn't it something about seeing what was coming back? That the first thing I did after that, when all that is a year ago today was, This is emotional motion. Olbinett, not bad, but like bad but honest. It was like coming to the end of the world. Podcast rogan me him, a bird were texting and I think we can all agree. I don't belong on that stage with stand. Hope for rogen, but I was

offered the opportunity and I was- and I was very we all disagreed really. I know you're correct yeah. It's a real treatment, almost never ever ever ever ever. Let me know, of course, what I'm saying, but I literally was like there's no guarantee, oh by the way, you're fucking gripe. I know we get it, but I got taxed with stanhope and then at that table. For being honest, that was like warming to an extent of pills out. While I still do that and the world like that, you know how a complex brain works. Great, the front row governments with bird, but I think it is filled with guys it deserved. More and more and then. Of all the other guys on that stage. And so I thought anybody shows up there and

and it's me burn rogan set backs asians like this one we just friends just buddies just great of little Egon, have simply been lawson ever been my ghana stage, and I for us forums like oh Maybe I belong here a little bit like not not I'm not them or not Obviously I know that but like as an element, blog your little bit nose like all that and it is, being here a little bit every now and then just being your little, just shown up a little bit and being like bird, my friend, we're all friends it in Jos. My friend does my friend and I was like oh that's right, I'm a pretty good comic and then there's a great picture. The so opposed the next day of me when we found out that the laws have been lifted here of me. Really my shirt off everyone celebrating, but I'm sure the front, and, like Oh, I am on that guy. Like you such a great it was, it literally turned career realm. At one moment I went

Ah, you know what it's like look with. Do special came out. I remember just enjoy mia. The intro and going like cattle. Never have any like that, but is also my friend, and I cannot I guess you know I mean I'm fucking there. If the keto hadn't been for js intro comes out so good. I saw that I was just like you know what that mother fuckers yeah, what an asshole tell I'm drunk right now actually lover the stuff, because it's good, it's good, to hear someone in your position and see that you, You still have. These doesn't feel like that it is or it is. It's gets good. I just have a regulation by the way I mean by that Yes, I do. I just did you know that someone like you, well who's done what you do, and this has been therapy session you take? What do you figure your fan base? We! So we when you philip rooms. Now where do you come from

facebook, mostly yeah ear, he would have gone on for social media, no you're always comes without, whereas if I have a camera about. Let's talk about food years ago of his fame will say: stop, pretty bad? doing arenas for sure what I asked of us think he said specials going kind of like beyond purchase viral was what did it for you? He said he would especially now that came out of like that flexor whenever you know streaming service whatever with when they started, shared and on youtube and all that shit, and especially he goes that's what changed. That's what happened with bird, because his dad put it on facebook when that'll be a viral viral a few times. That's a big deal. It's a really big deal man when we Oliver's changed very recently. we're doing like you. a pig in a world where you left me.

You were like on shit consistently yet know that mattered now button but maybe we created by funding is made to a degree. It did I mean you, you know their own. Another reason was tat. Particular now holds whilst no no yes. Yes, then, I thought I'm very grateful for travel general buying me this house, Well, I say to be like having that thing that that pays for your oh shit, I'm going to do what now I live a life. I pay. Bills are that that's a big it's a big step. We just feel like oh shit, a guy. I take care of all my responsibility. Is there nothing at the same time I think gum? I don't know. I do, however, regret I remember them asked me not to do stand up as much a drop of general, and I do it as much cause? I was working, but I was working, but I really regret that, because that was the same time. I'd ask you not to do as much as they did

a voice personality of santa Maria yeah somtimes impose ear, my wife, my chin and so like that, can stop that, unlike for sure my other people who travel. Don't like that. I guess who fucking knows, I dunno travel chandlers are not into that, but I think the policies for homebodies that was used for keyboard really keep it local. Where do I gotta? Go the process rather than the fruit of us who can't relate because a homebody fussy no. That is correct. The idea of this entertainment was lost on them, the idea that you could get you realize this is a This is an expensive room. Workers here

are you are you do my rate is tomorrow and I do it and it's not free money, no it's not know. Let me have it set out. It's not this particular situation like this. An expensive room, and so the thing they lost out on us being friends with each other. Email we got today. Hey are you doing Are you doing this for this? That the thing they lost out on is that, like, oh yeah, we know each other papers eulogy to gain an you being generous and going like this. The deal call me going like yeah. of releasing following the success of something happens. Where someone just does that like louis you know, for all you can say about louis show. Louis louis show it's like everything was just like cashing in, like you know, hey I want, How to be this guy? I want you,

I got. There was nothing like always. I guess just have this guy- be this guy They think that, like offering of like, is so when they trust somebody. It works well, that shows very highly regarded at all? lots of people are reside. It's comic, who no one knows, should be this guy. This guy, you know what I mean. That advocate did the same thing: gaffigan comics, he put me and you in the same scene together that was a quick deal was like we got to well the burn off that that was some gaffigan made it a point. I think it was something I don't know the numbers, but it was like fifty sixty comics and that he was putting in the show like just in whatever medical costs and end ups to go back to what this whole thing started with was a wedding. Is racist know what sells audio logic? Yours it'd, be what's with sails on its position. Interesting, like we have a lot of leisure. first filthy and poor was the show, is we have

die hard fans who wanted you got comes upon me ass. Well, my word. You look fine at where's. Your thing several of them was Lee was. forgetting the show or you're doing the shop was the crew. We have a little like die hard. You come who saw us meal- the crews m m, because we call that park as leisure Skaggs they are the show who fancy there First thing for sure. Is that's a big deal with our so where such different market, you think, but would have, What you said earlier the cross over here, because it was yesterday stuff like by anything? We will carry out their fans that are simply their first thing was seeing the impact which over screws doesn't everyone's. Why is like us? I'm sal came on our show and I we have the window if the rap the show by there was such a great moment worse. just on the impractical, jokers crews, and we

gone. Mr brok, crews and First, they have on their there. The people workers must be like south east asian or something or have you have you why she was have like hands and sanitary are sprayed that they're all they have in the boat right everybody here and we have you walk into a room, is gonna, be like food or semi, there's little asian because happy happy why she was. She interest, raise your hands right, so we did this cruise year before they just gangs, and they have these asians. All of the bogan happy happy while she washee. So I Any other was dude. Let's get the t shirts for the next year will say: we have while she was on the back so bring him on a smaller scale, the whereby the. Why yes lavater credible, so we broken up above the next year, we changed cruz was all swedish girls the next year I figured that was the verse you were going to show up the next year. Nobody wanted the first time I realised that was that was funny. He was

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well by chance, you don't have to have people dismissed as well. What if they don't know those people there this year, eddie goes to nope, no chance the fans they're supposed to show your vacation time. I pick it up. I've just done the cruise

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I got to do a press in two hours This was literally insane fun. The blair resize years girlfriends. What to say it's been not it's been a blast. I suppose I guess I do roller crusher. I love you. Thank you so much for letting us hanging out. I fucking love you guys. As long as pocket has ever been on, three emma jane s: bed, not german philosopher, Manderson images. Nobody ever gonna further pretzel rod is taylor, sandwiches demeter, so there's carbonate covers by those in power where's. The party to go with you jake, it's in a corner, hey, listen, listen! I don't know. Thirdly, and this I love you guys all my heart, I love you. I love that up your friends, I love you. I love that we can all

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