Comedians Steve Byrne & Gary Cannon stop by the Mancave to talk about their Podcast "The Gentlemen's Dojo", Steve's New Hour Special "Tell the Damn Joke" airing on SHOWTIME April 7th at 9pm, and we share what it feels like to get fired.
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where I get into details, I wanna make sure you know that my buddy Steve Berne and gary cannon, both my friends, came into this podcast stubborn as a showtime special airing. This friday
it'll, be showtime all you'll catch it nonstop all month is called tell the damn joke and errors.
Nine p m.
Friday friday on showtime I've known steve for almost as long as I dunno stand up. His warm I close friend
We have a great conversation. I just
to make sure that you know is to watch special dvr. It an end. Those little steps you take to just share
tweet or share something on facebook or or take the minute to repost is is bits from they pose on instagram they
really mean a great deal. They really genuinely do. A share is better than a view. These days tell the damned joke this.
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think denver sold outlets in august
oh, but at another show an august at an august and is already sold out yeah holy cow. I so, and so I I honestly think, there's
eight tickets left and then they're gonna, we're gonna, add another show. We haven't added it yet. So if you're still in denver, you can go run and get tickets. I think they just called today. Detroit is also sold out.
when detroit is sold out to detroit sold out, don't act so surprised. Why mom's supposed to be a big shot? Yeah, but I can't keep up with it and wiseguys salt lake city thursday, is definitely not sold out. Yeah, I'm going to be a wise guys. The thirteenth fourteenth fifteenth of April stand up, live in, hunting
Will Alabama get your tickets? Now, though, that will sell out, as will the wild west comedy festival, the twenty first, twenty second- and I thought the twenty third, but it's none of my calendar- maybe it's just the twenty first and twenty second.
We nice I'm going to call a sick workshop
and I'm gonna be doing a live college. Sick talk show podcast,
I'm on a change of format of it this time and see if it can be more fun, I kind of monitoring
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really exciting. It's it's gonna be fucking awesome. I may have three guests: I may have a guy who's been disappeared in asia for a while on the podcast, I can't say his name, but
and be reappeared, but he's gonna be reappeared from asia, hopefully that we can
romano agenda and to other comics bucket napalm, garcia, sharm patent.
so excited some of you haven't used their boat they're. Both hilarious comics
we're just gonna, do alive party podcast thursday morning,
thursday morning it like noon or one to clock. I think, and we will be-
king, it's getting a fun and it's gonna get crazy and
and we're gonna be doing it for something
bigger, but I'm gonna release it on this by guest, so should be fun. Hopefully I can do more. Those make those concepts. Work shows live. Events like that
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If that is more, a testament of dog stand, hoping not mean, I can promise you that that and the fact that it's like a twenty five seat theatre, so yeah alright
That is why I guess I've already announced it, but I will say
more time if you're, still listening to this long, winded intro at seven minutes out I've I've done worse.
both of these guys. I know very well what worked Gary a bunch. Gary was the warm of guy for steve and gary steve of a
gas called called gentleman's dodo. Steed
we have known since, and we were in new york we toward for together our james.
Since comedy. He has also to show-
called Sullivan sons on tv S for three years, and I think that was aroused most fascinated to talk to about because he dealt with it.
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discordant was originally. This item was
as a woodworking shop. So the garage is next to us
and there was a door there's a door going out that way. This is all closed off and there was a door connecting it to the garage and then they close off that door and then opened this up.
I mean I put it in perspective. When we got this house, we had looked to buying doors like that. I couldn't afford those doors,
yeah. Like I remember when we had. I was like I'll get some friend stores and those like. Oh, I can afford those doors, no yeah as well as like that
We spent like a hundred eighty six thousand dollars on this room. Sorry yup, while is this- is this the gave the fun
bone built known of united. If I didn't we so normally they they make you they make you do you have,
like to all the demo. You ve got a raise. The foundation get older, you ve, gotta, get it up to suspects and get it all, that's how they do this
peter already right. The body shows, as you do, all the shit and then they come in and put the finishing touches
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little know? This is gossip put Adam Richman from for members to was to get one?
ok and and it didn't work out. It was super complicated, other coms
no. I don't like it was like a danger thinking together at enrichment, crystals period molest them.
I get a little frisky. Sometimes what are you going to? Do? I mean come on you're. So crazy, though I knew a bunch of comics that used to take their dicks out and just start jerking off, as I know, adamant prayer to them. I side with him. I I really don't. I mean because the store
If he tells me, I'm the I've been making the joke, but I I like atoms, so I've thrown out for, I think, he's a great dude. I dunno it just. It seems like it's one of those. He got a little situations where yeah, where the sky. I would think if you've really done something bad, he would have never said what he said to the cops.
I got a little frisky. Bulgaria area like it so happens when a drunken crazy. The server- and I know that have you here- they re someone, you don't go what yeah yeah me.
Was the other sir, are invited him back after the show someone that's kind of asking about the whole thing
but, and it states that the word rape just doesn't have theirs. There's not like rape light. You know like there's not
is this rape, but then you like fuckin rape,
when you hear the step that that became out out about o Reilly today and all that shit about what he was saying that these women I mean it's pretty crazy about you all this stuff, sexual harassment suits of helping you
now, because I do not stop trying to looks marked by saying today here two million dollars to cover lawsuits of two like pay out lawsuits, but had these
these messages, these dialogue messages between him and these women
you know you're gonna meet me at the hotel, you're gonna get in the shower. While they order room service, then I'm gonna come in and you're going to have your back
turn towards me and psych. I shouted off, then
name, but you know I don't remember the about his whole house is just french doors. So this of this- and this was paid
or buys so out of not the economy. But we get it
you get the real everytime I dont can bring about a movement admiral
men didn't get one? He was supposed to get one the money for two of us.
a while and then and then his didn't, come through
how difficult it was in brooklyn
He didn't necessarily have a place for a man cave, it would have been like a renovation, and then there are gonna build emma a trailer
It was like all these things and then again there like forget: let's just give it all to bert.
awhile, and so I got over both the shows I got all the stuff they would allow. Hence the two tvs, the wine for during the greater the figures that have you know.
Others double that everything in the air yeah yeah
it's so it sir. Do you need
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no, not at all it's gonna so be it
the thing. Is I can't take maps in here? Yeah, I've, never
They were asleep in here like it. That's what state
my speciality and you can't jack often here, because you began
well I could take a nap and here the minute I walked in here I saw comfortably dumb and I was like damn take a nap wait, a minute
The reason why we're here is to promote Steve special on friday, so I'll take a nap on shut, the fuck up, there's where your nap comes in a birth year to test this roman Friday night. We were there to see. What did you name? Your special tell the damn joke tell the damn job to call back
Why just says my wife when I asked her
mission to do a joke about arrests, which is a little big are bigger than but yeah.
Yeah. That's what I call it so do you do the job.
about the joke that you're working on low targets and I'm assuming it's gotta, be in the special that, I think of honestly, probably once a week
and that is how many,
can movies are gonna make about the holocaust. That way,
In my second, our there was in britain
eternity but yeah. I I feel like I want to go pitch a movie called the titanic, yeah yeah yeah, but from two other people's perspective yeah, I thought of him calling it tell the damn jokers you had a big calling. It tell a damn joke.
A damsel life.
are we might you interfere blown up right now? What
I don't need any eminence. Did you did you
never has given rise to many fuckin. That's the girls. The girls came getaway,
putting kandian here and it doesn't and they're, just like the liquor
instead make man kandian there in the major come back. I was the one just got a real problem
he's got all my my low room.
lord standards would both booze we're
she's the way I am with booze. I was on it or we were in it. This is probably that I can tell you when this was all had just been born. This was ten years ago.
Ten years ago to deepen our doing the jamieson tour. Ok, we were.
We were in seawater case in two weeks:
the way you do where I dunno. If you remember this, but gardella- and I were like fascinated- we were blown away that so before you go on this tour. This is the first time I think
like the first time, we're all gone so Jamieson. Send you a case of Jamieson a and two weeks later we go on tour.
and so were all at the first gig and birds. Like you already finished mind you guys, I'm I haven't.
it opens I drink a bottle, the first time it was hockey. I was like I didn't know what we stood for. We that we did that first date
was in. It was in,
seattle at that laughs place where the idea that has been and and yeah- and he was like he was no dirty jobs in my opening joke was
it tastes so good if cocktail tastes, James and I'd have bruise knees and alan
in freaked out Alan went off the rails. I gotta try Alan holy shit here, but that was a fuckin really
on toward him every time we found out that girl, fuck the pen and tell her happy here
You ain't both of those you better go over them, nick griffin, who did not speak at all like what was I teller
Dela the growing the pillar of our group. He found there
they see, but with a big one, whichever one that is yeah penn pendule at any, he lost his fucking mind you sought. Is your post like it was the funniest that was the forest
That was a really fun taught. You see
of always done that like had made touring enjoyable riders, he during our now right toward again quite a bit, but now yeah I've been able to do that. I've never been able to lock down like a guy that tours with me, yeah or even like.
There's a really saying he's like oh you've got a tour of someone. It makes it so much fun more fun, but I think for anybody, that's going to open for you. It's tough to keep up with you because I was
I've literally I'm not making this up I've. I've had so many conversations the last few weeks. I work with brad Williams last week in cleveland, and just so maybe you
name is come up and
all like fascinated it just like. We don't know how you you to it like with
with like the consumption of alcohol, but then to put on a great show and not like like when I see
I'm done I'm just like I'm done, but it seems like that. Never happen
to you, is that true there I've never seen you slurry and I've. I've been out with you on knights, were you're just like you are focused on fire and you keep a guy
and there's nobody more fun to hang out with em. Just like, I think back.
In all those times we're on am I was there ever breaking point.
you never slaughter was like it was crazy. I don't say I think I think I'd I dont look as drunk. I am I don't act is drunk is I am yeah? I think once I get drunk, I just go to bed, but I don't really get that make it pretty. Fucking amber
those I remember telling you. I remember you, and I were though, as we start,
during those contests. After the show, our guy
in minnesota you like, but bar games? It would just get the heat bert. You know he invites a whole crowd share afterwards, and this is such this is like. This is probably exactly what my therapist would say, a direct effect of my low self esteem, and I knew that my bar bills were through the roof that that the people who come into my shows were drinking like fuckin lunatics antonia, tony bell
time said to me: you know not have enough and if you bring him out to the bar to night and you can keep a mere until two in the morning I'll give you your bonus, and I was like really
it was yeah you'll make me an extra three grand in bar sales. I wouldn't have had wow, and so I was like done so. I
and I am now giving them at the improper yakima, the empower, don't let him go out. Let him keep those drinks, so I started doing that.
Then we want. We went to Minneapolis. One time means deep water. We wish carlo again we're dead
and I said: let's do a game, we did
it was beat bert. We had the videos
line steve, shot it and hosted it, and I said, made everyone old pilots like in a crucifix position: yeah, that's all
see how you can all them up the longest. What they didn't know was that that was the only
Besides I ever did was side arm raises or myself for soldiers who are deceiving the athletic
because you are I've been golfing with you. The way home under be are things we
to go over derby was the fucking best, the fucking greatest, but bird fuckin straight up bombs. I'm talking bombing it not just over the,
it's like like away past the fence. I think, like you and read his easy, had stroke because run is easy.
Actually played, but I mean there was like a pure
farley. He was so funny guph, which we tell that it was pretty atalanta going, I'm not saying you're like Farley bundle. You saying what you're saying: what have you wouldn't like a genuine did, dr at a golf ball, just brooch strength
I was. I was was fascinated by that. That's so interesting about the equally fascinated by your there's. This thing you have run like
dying to know your marketing brought plan is further for your. Our special
you're somebody has it
as he was going it on friday. The crust is also calling into seven forty am later this week on school, closing the on going to spot your is this year for special forthwith nice.
But how do I was yours received on show time and you see a bump or there there's like ice.
we're comics. I've talked to they talk about how even like this round. I know talk, shows
can get one talk show and they said there. So
many hour specials. Now it's almost like the bookers. They don't give a shit now, that's what they could have been tell me know that later, if that's even what j p a trophy buck relayed and I'm french
the guy- and I was like yeah. I guess so that you'll have a couple of nights ago at the viper room. Every comic I brought up to the state said mentioned my our special while
in a lot of these people, weren't even comics.
I thought you didn't. I tell you, I really am. I read with armenia should have a fucking tv shows only enough guys. I got into the energy
this is yet on tv. What the fuck
he's gonna coronary school yeah and you just shot a cooking show. Have you thought about? How was it received this time on on the platform, the machine
would by which has great, not ok, very candidly, not not huge. Ok, it was
in the middle of the list of the specials they released that year middle of the list now granted the ones ahead of it or like Martin lawrence. There were bigger ones.
Yeah it was middle easter, wasn't like it was the one of the top db ard specials on it's great that they released last year yeah, but.
and so it's so like I came out and I didn't see a bump of november
all december. Then I got the right to release clip from the special.
and I released for clips and and they all went semi viral yeah,
so that machine story went viral like the jet, like twenty five million views and then like everyone else,
I like five million six million views while facebook or you releasing clips
yeah. I view that done that one, but you do that sooner as opposed to later. Yes, because I got started registrar, releasing unlike adjusted, even think about it, nothing farc in december,
This really is one and then that in that case, why
boring right now I have a head. I haven't had a show. There hasn't been sold out of Assyria january while boy and just because they fuckin machine clip
a machine that the right to re, clever, the two ones. When went the show the right before that nothing I mean, like the other arm. They can't paper the roman dame paper
room in toledo paper the room and mean for by
yours either. So I got was paper that is all right after the special, then that's what then click went viral. Then people started looking for the special or find a special that in some
guy bootleg, didn't put online, entitled it funny
naked man talking, I did it with my shirt off and that got like a million views. I think I just like. I wish I'd just let everyone bootleg it the day. It comes out to go
For example, when you don't give a shit yeah, and I would
say that to you. I would say that, right now to my fans, if you can get a hold of steve's special put it on fucking youtube, so people can find it yeah cause that was
showtime air did a lot. The air, the shit out of those things are good, but but you got it like. You got a hope for. Ralphie may told me, you gotta hope
snow storm or something like the day. It comes out yeah, yes, and if there's a snowstorm you get to try to get it on in the winter, but to no avail by the way a lot of people. Don't
The some guy remember this this week in cleveland. He call he he called it out. He goes a
romeo horse cock, prison, fuck toy the crisis. I gonna fuckin right and I ain't done so.
Podcast before I talking? I heard me talk about it when I did the burnt identity
at the end Bobby Lee, comes out and over this august body do that right. Chrysler was supposed to come out and do it because we are, we just come off a torn for jamieson and he had come up with romeo.
Where's cock and sauce and at present fact, when I
If he would just say those things randomly and stuff and you got it on the bottle. Jamison I thought was the fucking funniest wow, that's how I always had those two names from crusher yeah, the that that was fun. I remember loftus hated it. He hated that we did that. He was like you guys going to fucking hurt somebody you guys going to get sued.
a little again we're like what are they are that happen to doing it,
nobody's ever gotten area. We have those fuckin, those funds so that you guys gonna watch steve's last measurable. What she would do is he'd close
I close, it shows us deal which is common.
in the middle of my sight towards the enemy said. It was a great way to get me off stage too cause. I would go along, so you could just walk
down the middle, and I sat there just go. I want to do this and about our eye and then do. What do you do? I do
anything big that the closing shows. What now, no I mean I stopped
when sauce party for a while and then joke college Joseph used open for me and he's like. Do you still do it? I'm like now he's like you,
to bring it out. He's like it's such a fine inclusive
joyous way in the crowd just caught. It goes,
to another level sometimes said the under the shows and I'm just like a maniac
Do you know where somebody's like revered is joseph, like you should do it I started doing it again.
and it is a blast- but I mean there are certain p
all that just gel with it
You always dealt with it. My comes off. You had these boots on
It was all just kicks. It was so fucking yourself as you bring up on stage you're worried about them, and then they turned it on yeah, it's so damn funny. I mean it's really you and there's there's nights where we'll go into the show and steve will say: ma'am not feeling it tonight,
They want to do sausage party, and, although, in the back of my head
once you gets rolling when he'll want a closed with its all. Have this
One cute up and there'll be
carries a song ready and I'll be like that. It's really fun it just because I go once we get.
whenever one of yours between now the other five
what sort of a solid and no it started early opening for the settlements on tour back in one thousand thirty, and then once this once the tour around did this once a showdown cancelled, we had such
good report. He just came on the road with me and there was the relation,
ship, a him just constantly shitting on me and him
never having accomplished. I think it is quite clear- and I was like this- is a funding
Eric and we met with Alan started? Doing the gentle
No general pat gallagher, all things comedy and that was that's- been funded, spend a little over a year when you did one of our first
I think we must first one called in. You call me playing russian and courtelage. Why don't you worry we're going somewhere? And I remember that you like about there
What am I think they are, but what I got involves. Libraries blushing. I wouldn't worry: what are you at what he'd right, you're going somewhere? I smell, you could call d like early in the morning
So we got you. Are you drop in that once a week?
We don't once a week here. We just interviewed coy feldman
because we went to a show and it was fucking like we all went there like
me porter, glebe tone bell. Gareth Reynolds were just you know, Gareth was
your grand rate, the greatest yo gayer and we went there thinking
This is gonna, be an absolute should show we're here to just watch.
This beautiful disaster unfold in front of us here and outcomes corps,
feldman giving it a hundred and ten percent on the tables high five and people
Thank you so much for coming out this mean so much to me doing tune. Thank you guys
it's sunday. I can't thank you enough. You you're part of this special night from it's. The first battle
tor with the angels. You just like this dude fucking
I mean rice should make fun of you, and then we interviewed, then,
isis guy. The nicest,
considering all the thinks she's gone through. I read his book
you know, where is like a joke and that I read I was like. I can't feel bad about you,
with all the child molestation or something citing. He got molested yeah
I mean he's the one that he's the one guy that's come out in kind of expose. This hollywood pedophilia ring
it's going on. He was volcano. Michael Jackson, yeah you Michael Jackson, for the he did
oh, he said, but he didn't he didn't. He didn't think that any that stuff was true. I think it he and the thing about, Michael that yours hears it. He just
to be a kid so bad. I just want to hang out with kids and is fucked up as perverted as it sounds to us. It's like as a kid.
Famous, since he was six and he just now. He lives in a different
whatever so? That was always. It was funny when we
play corey feldman called then he said: hey, I'm just
in two madison was consular green bay. Yes, I don't have a lot of time. This is like really trying to brush things off and we have to talk
for forty five minutes ended up having to us a we're doing this facebook alive show that he's doing and he's doing,
this telethon for four hours. If you want to do it, it's it
like on a monday it's from it,
from noon for something and
he'll. Do songs of any has like different friends coming through and you just come and you'll get a time slot, and you
just stop cut out. You could talk with them or you can do stand up whatever you want, but it
One of the things words like I grew up. Watch
these guys movies- and it's like, I know, seems like a good dude,
We were we I've. I first met him probably fifteen years ago,
but he would never know who I am, but I've seen I've run into a bunch, because I wish to do the same type of television. Sadly enough think he was a guest on you
so a lot audits and so at so, but the girls of watch, goonies and so were at this fuckin laser take place and I see coy feldman and I go yo georgia ago. That's the guy from goonies
he's. Like put oh my god. What are you going to growing here? She goes knows. Is he like super famous now, and I was like
the army yeah, but no he's not he's like it. It's not doing really acting anymore. Just wait,
How is it even possible and I get it is kind of curious how, like I'm sure,
saw goonies you like this kid's gonna, be us
for sure yeah, that's so cool, but it was fun.
Really fun and he's doing like shore, pasadena and another show. I think in l a in like two weeks and I might go, and it's just like it's funny when you got to that show you were like this is going to be a joe completely can't wait to just start goofing on it, and it was just not anything. The way you thought it would be was not I wanted to. I wanted to make fun of it, and I couldn't I was like
it a great performer and we actually today, Steve wasn't there cause he had to do a separate podcast at the all things comedy studio, but today we
if you'd, how he meant for a podcast route, which is great he was awesome, will progress you to do that
We are arbe
Ojo, but couldn't breakaway to join, makes I to do the howie podcast at his production office. Advances.
Ok, so we went there kind of mobile and then steep state in the studio tainer view another guess we ever coming up who are wilbur,
keys, are one of the director writer directors on camel, and we we had last week we had reschedule,
I just I couldn't rescheduling of yasser Arafat- must now take the reins on this young nook and which is kind of you know. I was it there's a lot of regret. I have about how I see
my progress in what what is it might like? I'd love to have done it with another person. It would have made things so:
what we can now
What now I'm so now, I'm so out of light tat. I would have liked the ala have helped in the lifting process. Right like someone booking guess, that's the hardest part is getting people book can. If you looked so funny, I got like three different people reaching.
well for you to me yeah, and I was like at one point rachel from all things comedy reached out to me, and I was like I go. Why don't you just tell steve to call me like
definitely is always going to biogas. Just call me if you like
just set it up, and it was like ok,
and then even today, I, like I gotta, talk to gary that it was like we esteem coming like yeah. He wants to bring his dog
I have a fucking high maintenance, but we going to hear this will destroy. You say something funny because I think steve and I were doing the podcast. We were really excited about it at first, we were just pudding.
Different out together, we interviewed
guy who was in the movie.
Every game over, he created that game yards revenge, but also created iti t like he. What we are doing all these different things get the flurry on up with all of these different things.
and then stephen, I we're doing a park as one monday in which,
comics random comic and I remember
end of it. We both each other, like we were just both so bored, you and me we're just like it. Just another com
egg, what's your favorite room play whichever member just like play be great if we
really expanded this and do more of what we want to do rather than because it's just like you said with the the bookings. If you had somebody help with that, it's so much easier.
Then it's Monday, we gotta fill studio to someone help with a bit, but I I've been to a mind long enough that I know what I know
what works and what minor yet work. Yet again, oh my fans, like like number one love two guests yet alive
I have to guess. If were drinking, they love that even more yeah, they love three hour podcast. Yet I love
they love like, but they'll, and they loved comics.
It will bring a calm again. A lot of times are like blood times on that fuckin interested. I don't have much to talk to you about. I had
Lindsey, palestine, that is linsey pale ass, having obtained right, she's a instagram model. Ok- and I met her I'd, followed
I saw the pictures I saw their gay ass, beautiful YAP, a meter
and I go like an idiot. I just go. We support.
The not realizing have fought have talked to her for an hour where
I have written and she's talking,
amazing scratch. He was so interesting. I was like and of the holy shit, and then I even I mean I'm actually kind of looking into doing a lot
She was to be a morning. Show tb, most others clear reason: Kelly sounds like budget a book, a theatre.
I will do a morning show what do I do. I contacted work shoulder morning, so
That is by the way, the
was genius, show I've seen put together that he does on the road I've heard of it. I dunno what it is. I was gonna ask about it. Oh it's it.
Is a you, the club yeah I do I go in. I do radio see what was happening was I was going in and I was drinking at radio everytime. I went radio everyone's like the machines.
Let's drink, and I am, I never said no to booze. So like a guy, I was
instead, a radio station. I think, like two weeks ago. I think it was like I was like in philly or something person that I saw the fireball and I was like oh christ you're here and they all started laughing like yeah. That's that's his fireball! When I did presidency blast, there was like two people that were like
they were only here in studio khazars. Is our
I aim to do a shot with you yeah. It was like a dream achieved that dreams are going to do damage. I was I was doing so much radio and I would go in and I would be drinking
radio. Yet I said earlier the morning was the first one I set it to. I said: a gorgeous wish, I could just go,
right to the club into a show and have everyone call in sick to work yeah, and I think
It was like that that would be a great show name, and I like yes,
She had a bird and so I call apparently it the first time.
I just called in, and I said, hey I'm going to a concert to work, show and it sold out like
when minutes file, the last one sold out a minute like there
they sell. Ours is over quick here's! Your problem, you ll, make like five grand.
I knew a fucking city and just make five grand and your bail, not everyone's going five years. A lot of money. Bert know it is yeah, but if you stay there for a weekend, you make more money but you're not going to charge anyone more than twenty bucks. I feel like that's a rip off
you know, and and and the other thing is, that cannibalize is my material. So, like I go to DC and there's then there's two hundred and seventy people that have seen the hour that I'm working on that I'm going to bring back to dc and do a weekend with right, I'd like to make it a live, show I'm doing something very different. I'm doing contract work show on the wild west comedy fest thing was comedy thing. Called wireless comic festival yeah what what what
we neither of them thirty friday, saturday, suck on their tuesday wednesday. If there's
they have to go to vermont, but yeah. I've always wanted
go to that things like that's the one thing that I would like, if, if ought also to things very carefully here, if I could, if I had a better gauge of
I if I knew you would never have said no, I would have two things differently. I would have said I would have called you and said: hey I'd like to be a part of the wildebeest comedy festival way earlier cause it's been going on for like six years at this,
okay yeah, but yeah. Definitely when that thing started, I if that's something I something I want my life like. I want that, and I know the year part of vince in your good friends, events yeah yeah that and I'll take it
well, the thing that I genuinely regret when you had the sitcom I I wish that I was man enough to call you up and go Steve I'd like to audition cause. I would have loved to have been on your sitcom, but I didn't I didn't. It happened.
kim barest so as not to know where the here's. The thing that most people don't know is that I had a list of a dozen guys that I had worked with, that. I tried without contacting them too, to fit them in the show. Ok, and so you are, you are
one of the guys I propose to season two and season three is the first reason you're just trying to get it up right. Once we found out we're we're come back, it's like now.
we are open and because of my life,
and, as for you and the drinking aspect, I was at the begin
of each season. I would go in and sit with the writers and pitch different people like to get
Leslie Jones on was she was she she was unless he don't have time opposite, but you're it took it.
is pushing a bolder amount, real every really everytime with everybody. I tried to get Sebastian on a trial
draw. Brainerd, that you would. I want to make what sebastian or bill, or so
it just. It was one of the things where every now and then it would work out with Kelly endo. All you does all the voices and so the writers room lights up, but if they didn't necessary, if my
shown, I didn't necessarily know who the comic was. I was just
honestly selling and selling and selling? So I never wanted to
We chat to my friends ago. Hey I'm trying to get you on beer, because then I then, if it doesn't work out, then I feel like a complete asshole, but I had this.
The guys. I was adamant,
bout. Getting on second season of third,
these are constantly and it just you know as
sadly, as you wanted to that believe me- I wanted it happened just as much oh yeah, I I I I met up with you guys when we were shooting for
travel channel? I met up with you guys and I it right now. That's where was like. This is something I would have really liked
in my head I was like I would have loved. I've always wanted to
why I love jameson torso much and that's what the one thing I am jealous.
You guys like a fucking, I'm I'm a pack animal by
Nature, yeah, but for some reason, unlike I've gotten is clear.
I just always by myself and don't understand that this is funny or mention them it's okay, because I literally I was leaving for cleveland on Wednesday yeah. I love the club, but I love my kids it
tougher and talk to leave. My daughter cries now all the time when I leave my sons a year and a half and I'm just so
I remember sitting on the couch. I was taking a red eye and just just stared at me, she's like, if you don't leave soon, you know, you're going to miss,
light and I just I couldn't get motivated to get up
It's been twenty years, a fuckin jim.
in general. How much longer can do this, and then I hung out with porter
seen as our I saw
your our, and that there was like a is theirs
circular. Guys, like you know, it's like we're all working we're, ok
max were respected as comics, but we're not,
part of that through. I think that it's like Nicole,
always be working. Milady will always be working, at least so I was thinking of like reaching out to a handful of guys in creating like
tor called the industry darlings, which just a group of four five comics that were road com
It's like you, you're, let's, just lecherous torn, have fun.
And split the pie instead of all of us just gonna, be
isolated every week in it it just gets to be run down. So maybe, like me, you porter, cannon and, like you know,
at least three headliners will have on its like a hug
yeah thats. All I know are puppy just be nice little by little.
I t shirt dollar car saucer I go to you need to get your oh you're going to bed. All of our finances tried to get kisses olivia. Alright, I was doing a podcast. Either
on the senior. Can I send you sister out quickly, though ok keep it all again.
Nobody its funding, so that because I would think you immediately. Maybe the reason you don't feel the need to bring in an open or a feature, because if you
or doing what you do with the fans and hang out afterwards like then, maybe you feel lonely or, but I think, because you have that
I don't think, that's better for you. I did the wilbur, the other, the in january and and it it's sold out, and I and I was behind the stage, and I think this is the moment we feel like yeah, I'm going in the right direction and all I could think was
It's just me again. No one else, just me yeah only one like no. I wish I had a team with me that were like I could celebrate with, but I go now it's just. I felt silly like oh and good job burt like cause. I I'm like it's just me. It's me like it's the one thing that
like you know, like a cigarette. I've always talked about it like doing doing dates together, unlike
albuquerque or montana, but it just is never fucking works out like that. That's why I love
the jameson tour. That was like one of my favorite times doing stand. Ups. All he had to do was twenty minutes. We all got paid fucking tons of money yet, but we all
I think everybody inspired each other to cause. How
The thing was just like you know, griffins gone before
The I fucking love him. I respect him so much it's like. I don't want to drop the baton throughout the course of this, because I'm passing the guard dell and guard down
was passionate to you and your clothes in, and you know you take it to another level and it just like you know everything just completely influence made to want to be a better comic offer that Jamieson twenty four, I think, if I was just opening for like shoemaker or something
I wouldn't have a place. You said him, but you know what I mean like a road dog that brings people out on the road and stuff. I I don't know that I would have had all those
experiences in such a short amount of time cause. That's what I just moved to l, a and all of a sudden you're, going to see every improv and funny bone across the country with four or five different killers.
And it was like, oh god, this is what it takes, two to be a fuckin headliner Jesus Christ,
yeah that was that was the it seems. Like
something I would have gotten into. Maybe you know it's like one of those.
Things are member a long time ago, men signora was said
to this guy that we were toying with. I think you know who he is, but I'm not gonna say his name, so I can go into drama, but we were like. We should all be great when we get to have all get to do a theater tour and he was like he was like I'd. Never do a theater with you guys, you're, not fucking famous.
And we're like yeah he's like I need someone who helped me sell tickets, you guys don't sell tickets and I was like oh yeah. I guess you're right Jesus and then I was as well and then and then lonzo boat.
it's a concept which many members, but I, but I just like me. I like em,
like or not is chosen the right word, but it's like you know I will be cool to be like that's one thing alone,
Well the travel channel and I gotta be honest with you. The product that I put out wasn't the best, but it's fun as fuck to do it. Yeah flip was like a mediocre show at best, but
it was so fond travelling with eleven people's I'm having a ban yeah, and I think that's what I always wondered and stand up. Is that a band but and then you listen
Gora do so much together. Now, don't you never know just is on the on the podcast. Is that it or no? Not really I mean we just we just talk cause. You have to
titian the competition with great, was big but yellow
like we did rogan another. That was a lot of fun. Nevertheless,
I fun doing rogan together, we did two days in a row we're going to do it three days in a row rogen but cigars, like I can't talk for three days,
Moreover, we also the third data, but but yeah, but I don't know
what are your positions are exactly completely different because they're complete you always bring
eyes on the road with you or I will not ass. Yet I
that gets. I wrote that pact mentality, like you do it's like I yeah could be by myself and I could
even on Sullivan his son. It's like you know to this day my manage
as agents gave me shit. They said you go out on a tour
make six figures clean house. Take it all for yourself and two or two or three months as like. Now, I'm gonna go out.
I'm going to split everything. Twenty five percent with the three other guys switch four of us and then Gary will get a cut too, and if all of us go out and do a good enough job and sell the brand well
It'll solve the show, there will sell the shelves, fuckin, brilliant, and so that was I was always like. Let's have it
team mentality, not a you, know, an individual and look. It was probably stupid of me. I probably should have gone out and sold my my name out there a little more cause. I it definitely. I definitely took a step back during and after the show,
there was this
no it just it, it really affected my career in in not a good way. How, I think
There was like at the time you gotta remember, like tb. Us is doing some single cams now and indeed tribeca, but at the time
There was this tyler perry label that gave people kind of
a heavy gps like it's the tyler perry network, and so then he got us.
come on there and as great as it was
of an experts was fuckin. Awesome was the greatest there. Still that
perception of of brand. I guess amongst executives,
and everybody like Jeff l. Never did it three years stand up comic one tv show three of the stand: stamps they never invited us a late night. Talk shows. Never did one
never did one to promote the thing and then I add a third hour special coming out the third season. Just like a double whammy, it's like everything, I've worked too. I I felt like was garnered towards that.
gearing towards at one year, nuthin fuck it
member with critical cargo comedy festival is going on with that Jeff and it was spotted
a key bs yeah that was the first year arsenal. They died on the show like to get on immediate lighted, a wondrous restful that tv us was was doing really. It was. It was absolutely crazy and after after the third season ghak hands-
world you know. So when I come back for forth in after you did three seasons, the three c
since I don't have to worry about our daughter roy about that yeah about that feeling that there's a feeling that I didn't realize all men have of this when a job ends- or I mean you- don't technically- have fire in this business, but he feels
the locks it looks like getting fired. It feels like getting fired. Yeah but it didn't it didn't, say we don't we're, choosing not to move forward with the project and you're like yeah. Okay, that's a nice way of saying you're fired yeah, but it it is. There is a real. There is a connective tissue that all grown men feel having lost a job that my friend lost the job and he just came up to me and I and travel channel had not we're not.
move forward made would travel channel with whatever, and so I know the feeling and I'm in therapy I'm talking about it
to ruin would do. The feeling was telling me that it's like a lost like a deaf and then, and then I was, I said, rob
like a really were taught steve about across the european union,
me as someone who spends too much time on emotion. You just go fuck it let what's next project yeah I mean there was definitely that you know I I'm good at compartmentalizing all that stuff, but I
think when you have a third season and then you have a third hour and it seems like the industry. Doesn't care
seems like people are coming out and you're just pudding
investing so much into these projects and you're not seeing any and it kicked back from it. Then you know I I almost quit stand up
about a year after that, because it was just like it seems like you're. Putting all this work
can and nobody gives a shit such like what the fuck you don't afore, then
and and going out on the road, became definitely a job and that lasted for a good month or two. But then you know you just put your boot pull yourself up by the bootstraps and scope
fuck it, but don't you think that you at the next thing is, I just remember this. There was, I think, I think, solid
and was ending after three seasons,
with or without I ratings, because if you look at their landscape, almost every show that they have.
Men at work, ground floor, all amazonia www version of it they never renewed them beyond two or three seasons. That was it was like three,
It is indeed oliver and episodes we were fortunate enough and that thirteen and yet
thirteen episodes yeah unheard of, but I almost think, regardless of what the ratings
or if they were good, bad or indifferent. I think we were done
I think they will only get the new president came in though everybody knew as like we're done. That's the dollars. That's one thing that I was just what a joke about which no one, no one would ever get this.
On the road, but already joke about what it's like to get a new president and network, and I was like those making the as for the group of liberals that they are
sure act like saddam Hussein, because
it's like I'm going to call off names, murdering people yeah. I want you to murder them with me. If you don't murder them with me on murdering you yeah and I went through fucking four presidents, five percents the travel channel Jesus
every time I just would like. Are you just watch people whose just like a like a massacre, Yan new president jet, and it was- I mean- if I add I had I been far from private channel five
three times four times right, just always fire than there. They they were like Foch. We need them
then, like you'd, sign a deal and then only once did I not my deal get renewed immediately. Yeah like every. I got to sacrifice for every season of birth, the conquer that ever aired. That's crazy. I got fired after the first one. I got fired after the second one.
the third. What what was the reason for them firing? You have know idea three times
I am so sorry when you get fired. That second time is almost laughable. Ge know they're going to bring you back or you don't. You still don't know the third. The second time I was like I was like okay, the first time that it was. There was new president. She did not like me, and she told me that she flew me to DC, to tell me I don't like you and I was like Jesus.
to the airport I was I was with by the waves with two guys we're about to lose their jobs. They didn't know it, but she flew me out there inside charlie, parsons and map butler and and and
He was like. I do not like you, I don't like anything about you. I googled you and everything I find about you make me does like you more and I was like- and I remember this guy twenty persons going this
these are going so good right? Am I like what is
in gaming and even communicating that to you was there to tell me that that shouldn't make make sure that I knew she didn't like me. Then Jesus Christ. The author was really weird the guy that he she brought in to to replace charlie parsons, I think, was a cake
well. He doesn't know that. I know this, but everyone that network the state of the network liked me and he came in and there's a big poster of me and the thing and his first day and he was like.
Only forget we prefer we will not be putting this idiot.
And shit like this on our network and I was and pointing at me, and literally three people called them like just give me a heads up. Don't trust for
Yes, I really like do not us just read, and I was really like. He just marked you
in front of everyone he doesn't
like you and then, of course, what happens lava times. These networks is the day they have a list of ideas. That day are gonna put their thumbprint on the network.
and I'll tell you right now in perth, conquers been cancelled three times and its.
It's air and again on travel channel, yeah, yeah fo. This started return except it's a bunch of clips went viral and birth, conquer yeah, but yeah. There
I ilo I walked in, and I was watching birth conquered by the way they buried the season they not wanted to air. They buried it. Nobody,
Jane and then
and then I love my youngest watchments, vague oath. I, why would it be airing, but is it? We are to your ear single,
they were telling you this right. You your face right, but the flip side of it is which Stephen I see all the time is that you'll go into these clubs
and they will literally be swinging off your balls. The entire week, like weakens great numbers or grey Joe,
behavior bumble boom you get
to allay on Monday. Guy was a dick
It was a slow as we can we ever had. He was a payment like it
I see it like all the time from people who go out and they
they're just swinging along throughout the weekend. Waiting for you to leave.
I I I I men at this.
Can I be so inside baseball, but, like I,
add I came to talk about. This is probably like. Yes, I have so many
I didn't realize how many, how much people didn't like me until I started selling tickets, and then I went one tweet. I don't think you ever liked.
but but I am happy and executives fucking across the board in also for not comics. Now, I'm in your endeavours, the Google comics I've ever come across a comic. That's my like thirty two,
I laughed even saying it's like that. I know people
I tell say walking to your car, but yeah like like I'll, be real. Honest segura has not liked people and told them. I don't fucking, like you like, there's a there's. A very like fame,
story about a club. He went to refund us. The manager was dating the guy that
She hired to host and
future foreign and secure a found out and confronted them, and then told everyone will never work that fuckin club again, the other way of getting paid by fifteen hundred bucks for the weekend yeah on my head going what the fuck is wrong with you
How do you have any fucking self esteem to do that like? I would be like this greatly aggressive epithet remorse.
that has been sports yeah. This is a nice guy, but cigar in him will never get along ever and it was- and I was like blown away that he had the balls to be like fuck toledo. Let me tell you something that that chain would probably give him one hundred percent of the door if he duped toledano yeah like he just would love to, and so it's really fucked like and then I just I feel like
I thought I had another. I would say like once you start selling tickets
then you realize what like, I don't think they ever like. Did it there.
Family, like I was blouse invested.
so much in people like, I was like like I like, dark grey and the funny bone in dayton, and I was like we're close we're buddies
and then he gets fired that I like a like I've spoken to him since write a book.
If I saw him every once a year or so on, once a year, I'd hang out with him. I would go to fucking theme parks with his kids yeah. You know it's like I remember we used to like like get in at the hollywood. Improv and you'd be like okay, cool, Matt coleman, the we're buddies yeah, and then he
It leaves like FARC. Why we're gonna fuckin become a new friend with somebody justice and thank god, Matt Coman now owns bunch a club.
But it's like I don't know why
but my buddy living as the greatest story you ve basically years and years ago I was good friends with war
member warnings to when the irvine improv years ago, yeah years ago. It was that one of the original measures that I remember he got it
with worn unwarranted, hey, listen, I
to be our new house m c. I want your one or two,
ray classes all this other stuff. I just that. That's my goal for you Lee calls me up.
Stoked is that new having those like the ipad
It is for you, I just found out worn, got fired for sexual harassment and and and not only that they were bringing.
Frank Kelly who I was friends with, and I said I got even worse:
news for you frank, wants me to do.
I'll bet? You re leaders work in love, it's love and, thank god, damn stuck around the test of you know like Dan like dares my friend than like.
I would say that I would say that the days since I've known him so long yeah, but then, like new year's eve, I've got to get this offer. I'd wish. I could tell you the exact numbers, I'll just say it. I can't even do fake I'll, say it like this. Okay, so that they're, not even no correlation. I got an offer
to do. Seattle for one dollar is not one dollar, but one dollar right, but I'm only make an fifty cents on the roads or mike,
fuck em. My new european share gallery uneasy about due to return, and so I go to a party aaron's. It was errands party for being at the improper twenty years later than worth, supporting rural drinkin.
and my managers like and my manager agents like you can get more for years. That's all I'm telling you I was like I dunno. It seems like a solid offer, so I see Dan as a friend. I could Dan. What? What should I get for new years like? Do you think one dollars good and you'd go? I give you five dollars.
Give me five dollars and he's like yeah. That's what I'd pay you and I was like do you have any openings and he was like yeah. I got oxnard you wanted to oxnard and I go for five dollars he's like fuck yeah. I was like great. I maybe made him fifty cents at that
yeah that was when they papered it, both fucking, like, oh god, sorry as people, are getting their free tickets instead of by champagne. This is bullshit like whew. I guess we all know they're like. Where do you want to be near this euros like the same scenario with one of the clubs right where basically the arm anytime? Oh what a disgustingly low when you're like I'll just stay home new year's eve,
all of suddenly found the money
that's right, so yeah I've had the I've had exactly that happen where you feel bad could somebody's. You know some he's paying you
great mountain that I've had other times where you don't you get low.
all the special nears and I was like I'm not do a mad. That's that's an insulting offer us I gotta. Do it at least four,
twice that and then feel like I've, never been that guy. I've always been like all do it for that.
I I countered twice and they go
It was it wasn't even like I'm going to.
walk away. Just like I just counter they go right. You're right, it was unbelievable that it's crazy sweet, whose you who's your manager, no care baker,
she worked with avalon over you. You ve also been confident
leave managers. I never had that I've always been like they want me I'll stay with me. I just
I left the year after
You know I I you know when you're, when you're a kid and you're young and you're coming up you like ca, that's that's the best agency and then
they get there. You like, but this shit I just left
why didn't I'll be on me? I left them right to four.
the people that are just like. Oh my god, if see a were my agency, I would have ship by the ass and we, while people are leaving them, jumping
Cyprus is quick, and I tell you my favorite scary story. So were we? I think we were all its yea most because a frosty right, that's what brought you there!
no actually left frosty to go to sea ay and then frosty at an end, and it was it was when I got Sullivan son and I still gave him a cut of solomon and son, I sent it to frosty because, like you're, a big part of help me achieve this and I still game a cut, and
I was he was really like, like you know, appreciate
but that cause. I was reminded him a love frosty yet so I am, I am not happy at sea, I am what there with them and we do a widower meaningless
a horse! You round shoe table meeting where you go via satellite to new york offices. Were there in the horse, you and it's derelicts each other, and I get in there and process it with Matt blake and
I play, conversely, I think we're in new york at the time and they're like alright we're everyone's here. This guy I went to college with Tom youngs they're, my guy he's an agent there. I'm like this is one talking about. This is my fucking team and I was like all they gotta do is not fuck. This up like not say something ridiculous,
so this girl comes in I dunno who what her fucking name was, but she sits down she's like by the way. So this is my I second season of birth, conquer
And I just signed a deal with travel channel? I wasn't
sitting designed to deal with travel tailored to do for three year deal school comes energy
goes so all right. Let's start it and she goes. I think our number one goal is to get you
on television this year, not like I watch and fast and forgets he's on camera. Vienna goes back and then leans over to map where's. It easier maintain that birds on travel
No, and that goes okay, I'm actually gonna go frosty. I were going to see you and he's like oh yeah, then she was like and then the poor girl, just fucking proceeded to create the biggest shit show I've ever been.
Word of, and I literally said I am leaving ca a whole hour. She fucked it up that bad. She was like yeah, but you don't want to be on travel channel. Who wants to be on the travel channel? I go what I do I'm on there. I just I'm negotiating a three year deal rock hang on. Let's go, shall I tell you guys who I am and you can just watch everyone scrambled? No one knew any
about me- no one cared anything they were like. It was like fire.
I was the girl and then for your agents, and they were my agents and they are your agents at the time.
I was lucky and I was like- and I call I got on I got out of that meeting and frosty was calling me immediately was like dude do. Okay, I understand you have to fire ca for acting. Do not fires for touring fuck. You know I can do
great job nose like and then I went into judea and Chris heart, whose like theirs, they got these eleanor.
Haldeman Chris hard all these max. All these guys we're like some kind of study
and then the first he said was due to love. You fuckin podcast, and I went
I remember saying to the sierra pockets like who cares about podcasting and those like right now:
and to you they do yeah guarantee you they'd love a piece of my fucking money. So by the way, I'm talking so much shit on this fucking podcast, I feel horrible but
Rossi knows, I love him and I love others. Gaza
but that that also comes with a ten you're in this in this business. It's not like your your young and naive and you're trying to be everybody's friend it just like. Now, you ve earned the right to go. You know what I've I've made some great
nation ships have had some bad relationships and there's nothing wrong. Talkin about it. You I like you. I was really shocked when you wanted to when you: u, I felt like you, a mat started the head, waited for him to leave levity, yeah and then and then
I didn't go in the new like I only them at most,
I wish I had that had wish. I had that you have you, have it, whereas it, whereas it I've, got this fuckin like
in our part of the same thing. We're we're like like just happen to be here soon,
you stand up like yeah? It's a fucking, it's a weakness. I think I will say that this is what great nation
with mitre tell a lot too, and this is what great about steve like whenever they
closer to fucking me around, like if I call and try to get information about the hotel room staying like if they start messing with
he likes, devious, jumps and, and just takes care of it like just
Yet we are actually good knights in your army in the manager too,
The two year old didn't know that
He was due in denmark or one phone call. Take I'm not
two in the open mike on Wednesday, like I'm working this weekend in yet it's me
seemed to me just because they just don't care you know put, but then you got here, that's what that's what ok! That is what that is what bums you out there is. I
hair, so fucking much about my career yeah and just there are so many people that that really genuinely dont care. The biggest problem I had with with with producers- and I worked with on travel tunnel, often was that a lot of them didn't really care
I mean by the way, I know a lot of them. Listen to this and it's not you dan and it's not you Paul and it's not you, but but there's a lot of it. Just didn't
we care about television, you go. What shows you ought to leg and wants to be, then you should be allowed to make it yeah like if you don't want to be.
You shouldn't be allowed to make it cause that you should definitely be into television like I was in I'm into tv yeah. I like tv, I love podcasts. That's why I said we were talking about booking
Guess I got so hard because no one would have ever in a.
million years said dave, Anthony and Gareth. Reynolds would be to amazing guests yeah. They just would have like. Why are they cast a white dude there, the number one downloaded podcast? I have the number one
The other one is henri and steve runners easier number, though those two are the two dose doors downloaded yeah there'll, be a lot of people, it'd be like huh. What but and that's
and but the thing is I care and, like I really genuinely care, but man that drives me nuts and that's the other thing that I dunno that people in comedy clubs who just don't give a fuck
but there's thursday, I think more of them that don't give a shit because again
you say to ten comics: what are your favor clubs to work across the country?
hilarity is always coming up. I mean that's why you gotta nick action. Other aims were twenty about the uno in chicago news like oh. I repeat, this is what it's like to be a performer right yeah. This is what it,
like to be treated like your in show business and then all of a sudden, the poorest
interruption of that club changes and you like I'm, giving it a hundred ten percent hosted. Maybe ninety five
percent in toledo, whatever the fuck it is, but yeah I mean I always
always care and always want to do is show causes me more hard. A week you wanna get give a great show, but
Sometimes the vibe in the club permeates from the manager down in it. Just like you, just gotta fuckin batter through this weekend and just hopeful,
If I was to talk made, todd glass, crazy was he'd, go to clubs and they just didn't care and he'd be like hold on guys. You don't you're not paying attention to what music you're playing before I go onstage. I can just what do you
they play like, and it's amazing those little attention to details, really change everything yeah. I got
I will we were doing the last season of triplet. I like I was like hey guys I'll, tell you what we'll get to do everything I'm gonna. Do
It's like we, you know we'd like and I said so find stuff you want to do like I said to the producers. What do you want to do and like there was a lot like a handful of our producers on their show that fucking really
gave a shit they're like fuck monopoly. I when go great white sharks and then look for the find the best one crucial
get to do it I'll? Tell you what we'll shoot until we got it
everyone in the crew gets to do everything that we're doing. Instead, all of a sudden, everyone gave a shit like oh fuck, that, let's definitely fuckin I want to go bungee jumping. I want to go jumping off the world's tallest mountain
so I want to inspire. I get in trouble at my school, my daughter school, because
was a safety valet and these people part
illegally and I yelled at them and one that would have both teachers
therefore crying and then the principal came
mean area to find a new way to do. This
the teacher for therein- and I literally was like I told you- I go ladys- I can stop tk.
worrying about where you park a lot faster than I can make you care. So I just don't. I won't ever help again fuck you in a way that way to go way to go dummy the principal got, fired and then fucking the other two ones apologize to me and then the guy that was I shouldn't park in handicap spots.
yeah? But we always stephen, I we say this every time you go to a club that you have a benjamin a year, so always a different staff at me.
It's very rare that it's the same manager, although I mean it, it's it's different people. All the time and steve knows one of my biggest pet peeves, which drives me up. A fucking wall is when they bring me up from the back the the the sound guy
and it's the worst fucking intro. It's like how much was needed
I did about going on right now, like it really drives me, I mean
even I've, seen it so many times for your, like that's the energy.
wrong behind this shit- I mean it's awful, it's it's. I had a girl that feature for
We are hosted for me at a college issues sooner.
This issue, like, ok, ok before outbreak, go up there. It's pressure right,
she's crisis, a crisis right sure, crusher, knowing
no. I don't know it creature, ok of ukraine. So it's yours.
studies that security is ready.
For the man the hour. You guys know me, love and put their heads together for
red greater value by years ago, when I start doing state of its ever disco, he worked with Zack gallop, inachus ed deck. I couldn't have butchered Xanax name
six different ways: every shelf, Zack elephant gets back,
every show he fucked it up and just couldn't.
I have worked closely hadn't. I finally got it right and he was so fucking excited.
Little kay, was so bad at fucking hosting when we die like when idaho's devalued improv. I went to this day
I have a hard time, remembering I hosted at the store the other night for an art show and I fucking could not say the girl's name yeah. She does
if five times and as soon as I could go on for long, the love that we Steven are baffled about this. Maybe you have an opinion about this that I find so many
guys live living allay so many comics that worked a road or features.
Maybe headline see, clubs
country I am baffled,
people make a living in l and survive because I
I know what I make an end. I
I am certainly were renting an apartment. I just don't know. I can't know how people do it. I can't believe when I look at the cars people have I go. I always go like you for that, like like, like that, it's so funny. I think
I also like when you go to the store and see someone who's like not doing the road or not to tv, yeah, cargo, wheat. You make your money like yeah, like that. Fucking blows me away, like my god,
nor am I made both went to hawaii this just pass christmas repay them.
That rafa had said gary wants to know if he can be regarded, I get double. Dip has been gone all month and bar girl has been gone. All month is in full volume hawaii for a month really and by the way, doesn't even do a fucking good job. We fired our old one
Is that all his share and he bad than this one
I've. Just I'm literally. I always look around it like bodies of mine that just work once a month, maybe they're gonna working
b and c rooms and, like I know what
I rent is. I know what my car like, how do you guys do it? How do you pull it together, customer?
in the city of boys, crumbles fascinated like. I would
by calling used, is interesting guy because you are within the montreal one year and your sit and talk to him and then you are like hey burning,
came moment. I think he was like hi how you doing, and I was like how does Steve know the guy from snl and you're like and then, and then you just say, use the feature for you: yeah yeah
years ago, Neil Brennan, when call was just staff writer nea was
a common cause news,
was hanging out with everybody, diana Collins like him,
looking to do more stand up like you know the road of me. If you want it is really. I gave some dates the next day.
next day on a word was palm grab or for lauderdale the hard rock greatest time. Kids go
aid works hard and then every four, I think for three summers when during turn,
His hiatus on us know: he'd come up before me and then he got
each year, you know, then he got
the head writers. Gig amendment
he got he got up. Date is like we're. Not you're not open a ripple, perfect regulations yeah, but could
be a nice guy like works. Is ass often
Four unawares, rational in new york, the one before the
yeah, that's right champion here. He actually open up and did time it was just before he was about to do cause. I taped it like general. Second
and its first weaken us- and I was like an ex ante right. Really here says: pretty cool will listen,
especially I know, you've gotta, you've gotta run out of here to go play hockey, I'm playing hockey, but it's a playoff game. Otherwise I I would just stay, but what gary can you hang or do you have to leave too I'll? Probably go okay,
so he's. Gonna start gardening. So this beautiful short sighted Friday night,
I easter and other o'clock nine o'clock clock, not clock. Yeah. I was at eleven o clock. We were at ten o clock actually
I was eleven eleven attend pm: ok, around nine o clock
in tell they're, generally good yeah, so pretty pumped about it. Gary opened yeah. I got to do the warm up for it to the warm of yes. Yeah yeah
I felt like his little nice nature been doing a lot of who I don't have my own special, but I've done warm up for a bunch of others.
The great it, is about it's a good game. What do they did their records? You at all
think. So where did you get it accorded you do I asked I schuller to recur
if everybody's said, since the cameras are there and everything and then a week after my cake, we email
clips all the guys, because it was you
and they re worth reynolds open and build crawford and bill. Crawford did the second one and who did you shoot it in Chicago Boca, lincoln hall? And I said it: can you guys
I sent him the clips and they go. Oh, we meant to tell you we didn't do it. We forgot to like how the fuck did you forget to just turn the cameras on
is fill these guys and give a great day right. I mean what about great tape for care
Where is your home, but also this global bunched here
If I double punched, a lot yeah it really it it looked. It looked great. I remember when we were setting it up in the afternoon with your hands.
When the run through is a just like it seem like you're, like is gonna, come together like it just like you walk
He looked like something which is moving into a house that yeah shit was everywhere. There were chairs everywhere, just like you know, nothing was done, and then we litter
came back like four hours in, like your people were being sad.
Lights were down. The lights were on the backdrop. It was like a wild subscribe, but the end, the the
and bid is different than most stand up like our specials, it's a different ending. I had like a blow job joke that fuckin killed, and I was it was my closer
but as we can close you like my mom and dad or introduce me my brother, I talk somewhat.
About my wife. The back here
is all these lessons I wanted still upon my children as they grow older, unlike advice to younger people from somebody's forty somebody's twenty, and I like it.
It was like a really sweet kind of like, and then it was like. Am I going to end this
a blow job joke cause. It kills and saw a month out. I worked on the ending bit
and it wasn't until the third week it worked and then
two weeks to really poland down on it and memorize it, but it was still so raw and it was
really is a message to my children. Then it got emotional
before we are before launched into it.
in our I got the most like I crack for a second, because it was,
really raw was really earnest, and I really was seen
My children, as I'm launching into this
and arm and cracked, and we will.
He took it up and I said, keep it and because it's it's an authentic moment and it's something you don't see in most stanhope specials and have comics
watch it. I know I'll get crucified for it, but it's like fuck it I'm talking about my kids yeah. I do get emotional
my kid, so I really love
and then this kid Jeremiah, replace guitar
he opened up for me, he's applause guitarist, so he opens
He's the music that bleeds into it and he's he's like this is
seventeen year. Old katie's is blues, prodigy and just shreds, and then, when we
getting there. I was like Y know
if Jeremiah rogers do,
music underneath this last bit and so
You were Hearst it that day at the taping foolish
said zumaya? Can we try this out? He said here so we talked it out. I did at once he
Guitar schuller was on the stage with us. He goes. I wouldn't do it. I go ok and then,
but you know it hold on. Amongst stage
Let me hear it. Let me go to the back of the room. She goes on the back of the room. He watches it. I go
by, which might do it again. You fuck! Yes, we do it
as soon as it ended. Schuller goes absolutely, you gotta do it. He rightly what you're my so that the the actual taping, when you see it, it's
only the third time we ever did it. I mean technically, it's kind of like the first time because it was in front of an audience stuff. So it did.
Just one of those things where I felt like a kind of
in together. I don't want a child, tell what it is, but it's a it's like a message for my kids. I you know, I hope I hope it goes well we'll see I dunno. I would rather have her
blow job that I do have by the way up. I get I get teared up in my blow jobs yeah. This is a good one. Guys are yours or mine, irvine irvine thing that I I didn't realize
Was I didn't realize
my kids at sea, it one day, I've just recorded it and theirs. I get on
my wife fording during oral sex. Now I'm fucking know concept, know where
fall to be like yeah one day my kids are gonna, be like. Oh that's what I in in my special. I was very aware of it. That's why didn't end on the thing I was going to end, but I I mentioned something in it.
like one day, five years,
I dont mean junior high school and you can see her dad like you, don't jerk off all these years blow. It is
during my work. They are doing he's blowing in fucking, guys are getting about back he's working. It's like I, this my last hour made fun of my daughter's nonstop. Just that
done they are still doing it. My new stops all about how fuckin stupid they are at their joy.
to georgia? I sort of a bit about I'll about I'll, put a finger in the aspect of the dogs mouth in georgia's. How
laughing issues like oh, my god.
I would see this that's funny. It's great though it also provides because I think you come from a place of love. I mean, I think, there's some comics that come from a place where they are due
in their little disturbed it. But I just knowing you and I think, that's gonna provide agree
time, capsule for your daughter's swann
thirty years now, she'll be able to show her kids that go. Grandpa was fuckin, awesome checklist,
get out. You know what I did for isolated issues, homesick an ice
reading mitch, Hedberg, jokes tour. Ah there she was howling, that's graphing. She was like we, he does what you do
yeah. I was a little better, but as a kinder yeah, but
awesome and I'm really really excited to see. If I could I ever likely
so much for having us by the way, too. I really appreciate it. It's ultimate great to finally get down here. Yeah anytime, I mean you know if you guys ever want to do this anytime. Just call me these. These are always good for me, because it's it's an effortless. If I think the next time we do it, we should
all over here, the game. I very well do it, but I think be you and me
gareth down here, although I have like we just,
well yeah yeah! Oh that's! I'm in! For that shortly ago, earth was set to get my dog come though yeah it'd be gardening. Jesus can I bring my dog he he talked to me. He goes. Do you have a backyard who doesn't have a fucking backyard yeah? I just realized that I said to my wife. I always ask if I have a fucking backyard. What does he think he probably
bringing the dog went. Oh did you know that immediately
that's funny, yeah and so then I said you have a backyard in the front yard. Like that's a weird question yeah, and then he was like my dog
separation anxiety. I totally- and I know I go away-
Should I introduce the two dogs on a play in the backyard? An alien goes you're going to introduce to lead priscilla to a dog with separation anxiety, like horrible fucking idea.
well, that's funny, and so I was like oh good call good call by the way I just wanna mention a really quick story about you. Like one of the first times you and I ever worked together years ago at the Tampa improv, I was checking in
where, as I ran into somebody- and I said it was work at the improv, they asked me with who- and I said you and
The mother said my daughter is a big fan of his eye, involving
on the travel jail, but the girl was like a thirteen year old girl, and I remember texting you and you.
hey bring over to the hotel, I'll, say, hi,
that maneuvers take a great at the street and I remember you
went over there? Were they?
over to see you and you must have been a half an hour without a doubt. I remember really remember that clears day has back when their ship matter to me
I see that could get me now that I got fired from travel channel, fuckers three to five yeah yeah. I remember the girl was like: why is he staying at a red roof inn?
yeah. I took it apart since the gave me a hug and she goes whew. You smell, like I thought, you'd smell like
That's a beautiful, that's putting all right so that special is this friday at ten,
at nine p m nappy. Also time it's called tell the joke. Tell the dams yoke,
EL the damn joke his name is Steve Bernie.
For my favorite human beings in the world and has caused some
I am going to steal you monsieur last call of cars and daily Baghdad. Two thousand eight, that's good! That's my girl,
essentially did live at gotham twice and I did the executive several years art for years. Part warriors apart, miser gotham,
avenue south, and I didn't want to ask them if I could do the same stuff, because I knew they would say, no was the one time. What was the ones that we work together and some guy came out and he was like you're, the coals, guy yeah and you're, like yeah yeah, the guy ralphie used to burn my ass about that he, the guy, would come out to be like hey. You call me cause back in two thousand and three, you wrote a fucking joke and, and the calls guy absolutely awesome. Thank you.
very good luck in your game. Tonight, thank you bye guys. That was the podcast.
I am here with my wife nor I guess a podcast is still going we're going. We're talking black sails black sails. Can you do it? Yes, would you want to say I'm upset? Why? Because I did not like that finale talk a little louder. Maybe I did not like that.
Allie. I was very disappointed. We clearly we haven't podcast it about like sales for over a month since before went to london
so there are many many many things have happened and many opposite since we last talked about it on the podcast. It's gotten good. A lot of it was really great,
and then the series finale happened and it was not happy eyes, fucking lame. It was great. It was great because it was great because the bill
was was, are you got to know, you got to know that
Al Qaeda relationship between John silver and captain flint flint, and you found out that you that one
It was just a chess matter watching the two and then flint stole the treasure and then it.
Just going on and on and on men
everybody we the way everyone's sent posts. Like bert, you notice
I'll go pirates right and as a guy. I know that, but want to the shop for a walk.
Well, that's the problem that I had was if this is a prerequisite to treasure island right
when they shall begin and treasure island there all in kind
bad shape so I kind of work,
did them left in bad shape and that the only thing we didn't know we
in treasure. Island is assumed that captain flint is dead right, but
I kind of wanted him to be day it by were covers not dead. It's boys weekend boys began
we can kind of. Ok, I will tell you I liked so captain flint, just you know spare time spoiler
I can imagine that you're still a say this, if you ve never watched black sales, but if you just like,
sitting on a playing on? You know what I'm now just tell me at all. Captain flint was the world was the worst pirate and the reason he was cause. He just wanted to fucking die. He just he had been in love with
dude isn't the worst pirate. He was the best. That's what I meant like the ios call. The work like this is the word that means it's like the worst diary, the red. So that's not how I would have used that phrase.
whatever you ve been drinking and I haven't down what adversary. So
the reason was because he fell over the dude and that was played out until accede,
tutsis and three isn t t figured it out. You like woe and a kind of change everything, and then you realized, oh hell. Never
he just wants to go and wreak havoc because they killed his boyfriend that
and he had nothing to live for so had nothing to lose. He had nothing to lose to live for. That's why he was the greatest pirate that there was around
is angry, really angry cause? They took his dude from him and then they took his woman from him, and then he got even more angry killed his woman by the way that was like fucking how to end the show with craig that was like the fucking highlight season. Two was amazing.
they do three three season. So
three was ok story of showed off with like this like what the fuck who's this guy Y see there
what's going on it's I'm getting chill bumps cause. I did think this was kind of cool turns out that John silver, instead of killing flint realized. If he found flint's boyfriend, he could just send them to prison with his boyfriend and they'd, be together and happy.
Hold on flint thought as boyfriend was killed, but he is wrong, but he was wrong because it goes back in the day and accorded this story. There was a pause.
And they sent people like his boyfriend, thomas
Who was gay shame of their family shape? The family was a shame. Yes, they send them to this plantation, where they just worked, and they never left the plantation and so silver found out that thomas his boyfriend was add this plantations.
He had planned on capturing flat and then sending him to the plantation, so we could be with thomas, and this is why I thought was lame. No, you did fuckin pirate who should have been dead.
it was so lame, and always he ran like saw thomas. Was
oh, my god,
embraced the lake
in the middle of a plantation instead
nineteen fucking, whatever it was, I was like tat would never happen.
And that is so lame and I was so mad and then everybody storyline gut
tied up with a bow and presented on a silver tray and their fucking pirates, the only person they got, what they? What you like the prerogative of pre requisite to treasure island is
billy bones. Yeah he's the only one that often he fell off about any web back to scale up tonight,
and he was stranded there and in treasure I'll any talks about having been stranded there with other people.
Prison. They were eating each other and some of them died there. They didn't show any of that, like
there were no other pirates there. Besides billy bones, but billy ended up on skeleton island, which is exactly where
He says he was and treasure island knows fuck him.
Woman, that John silver is in love with a treasure ireland out here that necessarily matched only by the way we do shields.
in this way. We did she leave, though she lived his girlfriend. Did you fall asleep? No, no did you find
sleep like thirty minutes in yes, hydropower towards working. As you say. Yes, she found her. He found her
in the gallup founder. I think billy bones should have killed her. I think billy bones should have killed her too, but
That would have made more sense, and I think John silver should have killed plant and left him dead on skeleton island, and then I would have felt like it was a real it would. It would have
it felt real. It felt so contrived. I was so angry and disappointed, and sad and jonathan mad about it. Jonathan is the creator of black sales who,
probably isn't to this. I'm sure not babby is who is really really upset and disappointed a little bit heartbroken because
I love that show. I was such a great show in it was a great show up until the only thing
Leon got you got turned off when they started, gets killed as a problem, a game and kissing
but its eastern, how the story it was so against the story. It was against us. The whole story just made me so upset it was against the time period. That would have never happened like that. I don't care if they ve been separated. I thought you were dead, that's not the way it would never have happened. I dont believe would have ever happen
That was the reason I had a hard time with greece live. I never saw gray simultaneous live like a waiter black greece's,
How no one say, unlike help progressive
the school that black kids and white kids are making out in the fifties in the hallways and no one's got a firehose prayed at them like it's just when when when a story changed
is to today's standards,
Well as you to suspend your disbelief to the poor.
where it is not possible to suspend it yeah, that's when it gets ruined. I could not suspend my disbelief.
When he saw thomas and they embraced like hand behind the head row
man, tick kissing with not any awareness that he's gonna fucking plantations, gonna use as whipped with the whip into some kind of writing. Our large does when Charles vain dad.
spain that I was like far and when they re all miranda and when the internet they said, let's give em a reason to be afraid of us outside far
yeah yeah. I think that's what I was
If you're in the ending of this movie too, I was looking for like a big dick swingin moment. It's up it's a fantasy. We're trucking were little boys watching pirate,
yeah? I want today to be continued. I wanted to be left with wait a minute. What happened?
or I know where they end up in treasure, island. How did they get from
here too there you feel that way. I fell: leg, tidy and tidy and clean
and not at all. Pirate like I was very, does a born on
No, you are, and I am eyes I wasn't as this-
in writing. I was bombed that we are getting along
Do you know what here's the other thing, though? What do you expect the same reaction at the end of last? You remember, yeah, really let down those are show. Yeah and frickin were like huh what they are in purgatory as
You bet only want or even like the show. Now, if the rule,
One last was such a great fucking, Joe S, allies, and you know it didn't match up like a minute and hold up to my six hundred per life, which is now I was good.
Ship at or main cabin or what a meme cabin borders as a grin builders, visitors and lets me so what's up,
you're gonna be gave it a rather the road just about like July. Now I don't know it's a group, as a great point guys
if you're still listening than that is, you are the one per centers. So let's decided here
gather that we can all watch and land
well now I gotta be interested in it. I can't why some shit show that every
single waited others a waste. My time so I dont know if I'd. If I want like a general consensus
using my entertainment time because is limited at best. Ok, so we're we're not gonna do feud now
we're not doing too little eyes or beginning starve, you're no checks, software or lose. I know I don't know curry
tell me like the best show ever she's ever seen as friday, night lights. Emma.
her whole life was friday, night lights really yeah. I've never seen it, but she has told me for years now that we,
I would watch that show. Wear earrings are really infected. I could do bloodline wicked. Do you have a wash the more bloodline? Heavy habit was another one.
one that yeah I'm not under Kevin's facie show house of cards. I tried that I can get into that. Has somewhat salzburg huge to dinner
dancing with the stars and I was like no slightest that's what I mean if someone says hey, let's target, that's where the stars I might stab myself in the neck. I can't do that. Alright, we'll figure out the show too I'll. Take some insights. Just put it as like. Have you guys seen this it's really great and then, if we haven't seen it check it out by the way this means
this off the grid. Builders, you gotta stop watching tv, while you're on the pod cast drill, you're, really distracted. Emma yeah no issue are no, nor are we ve finished home, a black sales
I finished yeah. I've said my piece. I think you are I'm sad, it's okay and all goes well. Thank you very much for listening the pocket.
Today. I hope you enjoyed it. Watch t v burnt, podcast rusty burns. Our special
and I
love you with all my heart. Leah levy, love baby now through don't do that. Some tough
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