Right now. New and current customers can get any phone for free at. U s cellular, so you can connect with all your family members, this holiday season. You could even call your aunt, who always makes you talk to your cousin who's. A dog or you know, maybe just send her a festive text get the gift of connection at. U s, cellular get any phone free. Today? U s cellular built for us terms, apply as a: u s, cellular dot com for details. We've You, human connection with you were distractions? U s cellular built for us visit your! U s! Cellular authorized agent located at eighteen. Fifty two decorator pike in athens. the alright! Everybody welcome to the pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked up by Dave, Anthony I'm Gareth reynolds and I've never seen it before, and neither is our guest this week maggie may- love maggie grants for joining us good. How are you I'm good? Thank you for having me before. We see.

and let's just say: if you want to follow maggie, who is a hilarious comedian, I've done a lot of shows of maggie. You can follow her at maggie may ha ha, but that may em a why e maggie man and I should point out that you are my mother's favorite comedian, and that includes me. I started kind of funny and cute little bit. I got really real and became this a problem now, where I swear to god. I swear to god two days ago, or so I was talking to my mother and she said she brought you up to like her family what the she was. I was she's just got that one joke about. Unlike what are you doing? Laugh, I'm not gonna, write, didn't know. I may get onto the christmas card new letter there

Actually there isn't one, but I bet you. One starts for yeah come on, everyone get in say maggie on three to three maggie or what I did that year and be like yeah care to it's just You me and my mother: what is your problem when I just do it? Did you miss adoptive maggie may stuff this year by lord meticulous, just maggie avenue, pictures from grade school. Let what I'd do it when I'm doing not doing this, but yes, Thank you very much. Megan follow maggie and don't fall. and now we have to go through a paper Oh, do you want to take a gal guess too, but you want to take a guess. Is what year, what are they? The year parameters are sixteen tend to who will

not this year to allow up to twenty twenty twenty twenty two, so you can guess what year you think it's just a fun little start, and I guess I can go first, I'm going to guess I'm going to guess seventeen ten I dont think it will be that, but I just wanted to be a further aggravate a year. Here we are and tat fifty one well we're gonna have a winner, that's she's! Much closer. I told you. I was wrong. Nineteen twenty ok way closer. yeah november, twenty seventh a. The evening journal from Wilmington delaware, my life. So now you get to find out if delaware was as boring and nineteen twenty as it is today. Oh yeah. Well, you know you're the first headline.

Only one chair for many months, the little city of cologne in in france possessed but a single chair, and it was property of the mayor? Early this year is the absolute absolutely crazy about. This right away, This is not a local story, so they were allowed to pick amy's from France The stories like the mayor only had one chair harry, knew no, the town? The town had one cheer. The town itself only had one share. yeah. That's how I got mad. So there before they may regret says they were like. We need an industry. We have any chance, think, they're talking about like the.

the city hall or whatever it was only one chair. It's just It's gotta be what they're talking about Dave. There's no version of this. That is going to make too much sense, so sure yeah, it's the city hall issue. it was officially known as the chair I haven't done this yet, but I'm probably going to take off. So if you guys are on a habit. entail junior red cross of america sent to that city. A great I can't read this word low. with chairs and tables that had been made by the boys of america in their manual training school last you're thousands of these articles of furniture, were sent to the devastated area of france. oh, after the war, oh it's after the war. What so, after the winning or they have allowed,

at times in war is tat. The changes now on its author at the german. This very area do not sit down favouring did what So it was the german chancellor who did this probably terrible terrible man. You're fired it's, not! Ok, ok! So so there's so they got so american. So America stepped up again as we call it chair america. And we set over some of our best and best boyscout built chairs. we ve been for since the beginning of a man, and that's how we colonize as we first we sent? That's how you know and then the french, like, oh my gosh yeah, I forgot how good sitting down was. This is incredible. Oh my all these are fucking their cell phone law

look at my butter. Now I've got more fuck energy the real lou. Maybe the answer to your question is no, like you know when when the gent for fires Like, oh god, you know what this war torn country made it. Just really just paint into we didn t get them some chairs, no economic aid from what has been delayed. Could we possibly have some food and sings that now, but we may job a bunch of chairs. So that's that's pretty good. we did. Our young people are starving. We need the where.

I wish you guys talk to us sooner, because we really they were pretty far down this chair whole right now. So here go. Maybe Eric good boy was not made well made here by employees. The equipment chairs, refurnished people yeah, like you should be doing. You should be doing like pinewood derby, but then, like the scouts, showed up they're like what are we doing today, we're going to make more chairs fuck. We already have that badge. Cape making chairs I don't make a chair to the french people like it. Of course they do. Should we make up food, then that therefore edge they just need cigarettes. I can't believe you didn't a chairman in there I did so. I dont know how to chairman yeah you're right, fair enough. I did think like

City hall, there's the chair: you notice the turn of the chair. The chairman of the chair, I mean image of this. It's a damn thing. The next headlines. This page makes up each one may, up in days, cost smith. Five down thinking that yesterday's like something like a grandma's date book. Is not a newspaper. I made a mistake: it it's going to cost me five dollars. I think I can get my comedy career covered on the newspaper that's what we're begging on. The figure me yesterday was sunday on which day traffic officers are not on duty. James Smith ran past a stop signal given by traffic officer John scott at fourth and market,

smith said that he did not look for traffic officer at the corner and when the officer called to him he not seeing him thought it was a friend and not observing anyone. He knew continued on his way to front orchestrate where he was overtaken by officers smith, a fight, five dollars and costs was imposed on smith. Ok, so he was. Driving on a monday thinking it was walking on walking on a other things you on sunday, I think I he maybe he isn't, but I think he's walked. Okay, I might be wrong either way he's out and he has no doubt he's wrong on the day. So then, like a enforce of traffic and force an officer is like hey and he's like. I know about it. Is there, but he doesn't know he is so he just keeps walking yeah, Guy comes hours like that's five dollars, yeah, that's

We met the story, that's page one by the well, it's better that isn't I mean it's a little more there's like a twist there's a dutch ably. How does the day of the week the year into the That was a sunday aids because I sunday they would have work right is. Are you saying that sunday he was thinking sunday? There were no cops, no copies and we know that america is no problem about how fucking a mate wine. Can we need to do that? We just to bring back sunday. No, I mean that we would just sundays. Would the amazing? If a crime, yeah I mean

I would like to think that if there are no more like stuff going on besides crime, but I think that the college, like the climate of which this year, I believe, is the bottom open murders. It really would be purge day now that you take the candle, for the old man I want to get on one day of the week, You go out from one day. Well, why are these guys chasing me? Oh god, I thought it was monday. No it's sunday! Oh no! Oh no! You don't have to tell me the ethnicity of the dude in that in that damn article to be like, oh, I didn't think cops are here today. I didn't I didn't think I follow, but why I thought I break belong way, but on the way wave and fully I have a I need to know what day of the week it is we're carved up a day's mixed up, hope, say: I've dollars I gas and giving them

it. You like ours with funding it covers ipod, that's ok, sir. It happens all the time I wish we were friends. Does what guy walk una ok. Anti fly drive makes her ill and fly. miss Charles readings attempt to swap the fly brought her to the hospital here. Lie that had been rising found. How big is this? Why is achieved? This is it miss redding is domestic science teacher. She scattered poison, to kill the flies in her classroom. I mean physicians, they live like three days:

it's. The position stake or illness came from when she inhaled the powder poison. Yes, she so it's a science teacher that doesn't know how to kill flies when she is just treating poison like chicken feed and just gone like there. You go there. Is throwing she's drawing powder poison around her line, we're hedge measure, a lot of kids get sick nowadays, what's up must be got around their dying for a fly probably when buying portion of the newspaper, wasn't even condemning her with do I and so out, there's the keepers of our own oh yeah, that's when they made the discovery that kid's can't have poison kids shouldn't get poison. This is one of the bigger over reaction. Is this? Is this the largest over reaction to a fly in the history of the world? I never!

I've never heard of it so poison around the room to catch a fly like ok, yeah sure this is this thing will die. Very soon have natural causes What year was a hand invented yeah. like how do I more danger on a molecular level I'll, just used by hand up poison in rome, where you are you're right there, Thanks in air is worth five thousand dollars is going on this issue. Under the crazier first pages we ve had what's a mere worth of antonio, let no its ever ask their people,

I asked that all the time how much for your ear, he never had a guy ask how how did you do for a year and what's the set cause, if money's worth. While this is just a list that would get banned, but they just let to ask for an ear on the front say this the EU must do all ranks less times I mean really is. This is just like what the fuck. You know, france, only as what chair this night is killer, firework, poison, hey I, but you are for that year, pick it up. What's the best offer on Antonio leah I'd tonia Andrade, thinks half an ears worth five thousand he's asking that in court. Of peter fonts and says thoughts lit of his ear off

They also wants a hundred and fifty dollars and physicians boy. He he bit a guy's, a guy bitter guys, IRAN and he's inquired what we ve seen that we see that cigarette thyssen we ve seen it yeah eating thyssen, but still to get asked. So he thinks half his ears were five grand yeah. I guess I'm a pretty lucky. I guess that's the question: what is an area that is act like now? The art, it's weird, maybe at a point where I'm like this article makes sense. That is their piping for half of the year, because if you bite my ear, half my ear off on rounding up I'm call that a holier yeah Are you running yeah? That's it. the policy we have always had picked it up

What are you nibble because you bury you bought it our way better great now, but it's a great sign to hang onto your head. What is that you you bid and you bought it? You bought it. Just keep that in mind when it comes that his head, The tags knows all of it and soldiers. Johnny by oh, that's right, because it is that's sketchy. It's not bad. We're back on the body parts are we? Are we still from paging? we're a page to we're on the body. Part area just lost his eye.

asked is digital man, I swear to god, you started with lost his debt and I cut you off. I was like this story dwarfed. How about just half a dick cost? Yeah heads which side you bit. Ok, Oh he bit the he bit apart. Word connects to the body, but not at all. We ve got an echo bangkok, Ok, what was the actual article? lost his digit it a street car wow Okay. This is a story out of this. This was at des moines. This happened in des moines, okay, gimme back my finger. I paid my fare yelled vincent cole seat to the streetcar conductor. You can, now the company can use it and actual conversation. Yeah said the ass as he opened the platform door and let

call see, remove the tipp of his finger. Clipped off by the sudden closing of the spring panel she's at the city hospital. So so Ok, so the conversation was really casual. Give me back my finger. I may get it for you. I like to think you said, give me back my finger the way and the same cadence that miss gibson said, give me back my son and ransom: the devil. I forgot the guy responded, you can have it now. You can have it company can't use it. You can have another company can't use it. So the street car company can use the finger you can have it now. He must be having a laugh right. Maybe maybe they had a thing of think thing that they did here's, but at this point there not using maybe they have too many fingers I found myself see wagon.

didn't pay your fair, I, but they gone quit the thirty's. honey, I'm fingers I'll. Do it, please at my lungs jews or take my pinky, it happens all the time? What have he put it? Did he Put his finger: where says it says the the sudden closing of the spring panel, so that the dormice just quickly where's, the nearest stand there and he was like that's where we're headed any other guys like a prayer, yeah yeah I want my money back my finger. Where were we? happy years worth five grand I'd put a pack of finger and about to fish.

Five hundred perfect way. Next, one, that, therefore it sounded like a lonely right after he was asking for it, especially ma habitat this chaps, a particular prisoner brian, kay, didn't like the cellmate police gave em any told the newcomer to climb out and The stranger couldn't or wooden k beat. to death with his shoe doorway. Not did that beaten with issue she's. The shoes are right. There, Yeah are they bearded? That's how you make someone being someone with a shoe. Less of an impact lead He bade him to death, and I'm not. I just beat him now my ip laugh. Now, that's very little.

That's fine. They got treated like an immigrant mom will treat you just beat you with a shoe yeah. That is not theft, but so. Some guy gets put in a cell with another guy and the other guys I climb out and he's like it's a fucking sell. What are you talking about I'm out and then he gets beat I was going to it was. That is that even was this when they were like, we gotta put a roof on the cell. sticking around turn around there's a ladder yeah. Yet why are you in here hangin? and also be the gumption to below. I want a better roommate, it's like what I mean I don't know a jail was like and I did twenty, but I certainly don't know if it was like big brother. It was like you are. I want to be like now

He wanted a room who wouldn't do much of a puppy gate. Yeah I said we get out areas like. I can't is you're not right for me. I won't. voting time, whether she dives a great thing to say what is who time god, oh my god. Oh my god, you down. Don't heal from those injuries. My dad's here it's a really great headline, pairs. everyone around. The police station was marching on pears and yeah, yeah

You brought maggot page to die of color like why it's in a fucking paper, It must have been sunday. The cubs just sit around like you know we should. We should call the paper about all the pe pair. They love this sort of stuff. You got pair those we're all over it. We just did a story about chairs at paris, and I will do this. What about the police? error or other police station was this morning was marching on pairs. A gift from a sea pass, more manager of woodland trustees. Farm on conquered pike. Simpler time is now

Those pears and be covered, and like rice and. I just want them once more wholesome back then yeah I'd be just a bunch of tops, but pair munching, and there, like. We need to cover this too What else you talkin about the price of an ear and finger crimes, but, No fuck. I got frank. I don't know what's going, though, we've got the police say what were they didn't pay the guy? Is there a murder or other adverse enormous crime? Let me guess: some of the cops have turned, maybe one of the undercover and they finally blow the roof off a case. And yes, they have rules that we can't just leave crazy, crazy, every single, every single cause, every one. Yes! Yes is your pay pair? Yes and yes, well!

furthermore, the wars with their brows very like a prayer with arouses? Yes, yes, it was. It was a gift. Ok, prolonged applause gave them a gift. We can see some sudden, ok, all right, a farmer of course for the firm right. The twisted this whole thing walk. We threw it now. The cops are eating. There is from a farmer and then come on. There's gotta be set out in this. That's the test is alive beam. Obviously it's that page one, it's page to page, feel good about it. A great have you ever heard anything like noticing now I'll be out as they ve. Never anything like that, but I think there's a reason why how one parent made it to america Is there no reopen here and around we won't geyser month, Janata there, not just bad apples. What do you mean

there's something different. I refuse to believe that. who more go, I mean I could again just keep going. There's more police station is. This is from sacrament strawberry. They, Rob even police station thieves here have thieves here have absolutely no respect for the law and the copper their air tight, in building a big fence around the police station to keep them from ceiling automobile parts and tools from the basement an unreliable era, like I'm gonna, be there also stealing from the police. Can I buy Spry me a crime and all have no way back

What do you feel from me I think we might need to think of taking some sort of precaution to not having this area open with things thieves would be enticed by. We can build a wall around the release date we're going to build one, and it's going to be unbelievable at the criminals are going to pay for it. The criminals are going to pay for it. Ok, about category Feel better news story than me: that way, yeah yeah, it's got. It's got a sad ending, but I liked the fact the cops are like well there just mere. We must do more cars and a budget we'll that their health go. While we were at side have parents are not paid out here. Why have we were? Having cares promise frank yeah, what's going on,

you notice every The time we get a basket of pears caused noticed seven like there. But what are we gonna do not eat the pears you're pretty deliver unbelievable. By the way the practice has been taken, not sure what to do. Mistress made forty eyes like made testifying a divorce case shows judge what that means. Us eliminators, like instruments like theirs. this has two misspellings faces is misspelled, and so, as new york might be, feces might be different that how his face is spelled

Gee, F, ac, come out this story, still good we got above. Should I added it? There's no money is actually bad body I move move if we're lucky. We'll get that price pair cup story burg what's the other one that respects new york. The art of its power or why? Oh, why are you awake, big tc. There was a request performance in the supreme court at white plains. Yesterday, the request came from justice, moorish hauser presiding, at a sweet brought by henry tilly, the wealthy contractor of mount vernon

miss Mary downs former made to miss tilly gay, their performance and Imitation of the way her mistress flirted with the co respondent clarence dugan secretary to a vice president of the nearest central in since of her husband, who was going blind they need the evenly, pick, a translator for the husband is like what were the eyes like, so I can't see, or you know many david- that I don't like that one bit so the maid is giving up the performance of showing how her boss, the mistress. She's gonna, look

flirted with. Clarence, who is secretary to the vp of the near its central bank? Yes, so she was pew. There were like an answer. Did it with her husband there so she's doing like a hot for with with her with her. The maiden has wording right right now, with with the dearest husband she's doing it right in front of her she's very resembles in front with her husband arrest allies when they see any of this. The analysis of the legal and the honey per year was it illegal work, but he's going blind so for the benefit of no one, yet so when no one she flirted with the other guy did manic husband can't see. He was I are you in pain, darling? I keep hearing you moaning, like you did. Last thursday, it smell It's like you're making your fuck face.

These walks into his bedroom. It smells like that. Again, you swear, nobody's been fucking anywhere, yes, no way tat all right. I trust you lead me to the bath when the court first told her to illustrate how miss tilney acted. The maid bowed her head and said she didn't want to do it well. This is really crazy Hey this get a little way and now what Did you see her do asked the husbands lawyer. I only saw her make funny eyes at dugan said the maid. now showed. The jury just show just how she made those eyes the court directed. So the judges now telling her too sharply how she did. Dewey. I, whenever she did very precedent, devise, give our backing to the main yeah yeah. The maid then bent her head with a flirtatious air puckered, her lips

and made her eyes at the jury. The jury was all attention today was knocking my fucking. One word paying their: she's a witness to what was a whip and she's, not the late in the day right. Is it a divorce or is it I thought It's a divorce car? Ok, so so this is a key testimony adds doors debate. I would of the ideas learning being illegal. Thirty one europe wide movement here, the flirt judge, After reviewing the evidence, I decided that they were looking to bang child Unfortunately, I buy do both like you wanted to being awarded I think, the husband whose touching while for some reason, sir area, the car exists way

I'm in a bang. The gavel like these to abandon the bedroom next. The justice ordered the witness to give him the same demonstration she had given the jury, so she flashed rise at the judge and the said, I think that is making faces. Is this? So creepy now. Will you do anything in my chamber? Slower kid. Can you sub soared over accents. Maybe sweden yeah miss tilney, oh miss tilney. Was there miss tilney stared at the witness so hard during her testimony that the maid collapsed in the court was adjourned? Ten minutes before she went on with her testimony let coming Kelly gave more I've. On trial for the birthday? I wait here about, like you, the wit

chile has like odd trial for powerful. I didn't she just heavy needs. Drain the blood from the maid, with what look you're out or my eyes are that powerful? We need to take a razor wow. What. holy I might imagine just you bring in court and you have to like without wilmas flirting what the fuck is happening. That certainly was a face. Just shut up judges, pray, arts, both the jury. Why is the judge saying that music that's supposed to be saying that that certainly was a face were right. Jerry year without the same team. I'm allowed to talk to you about what I'm feeling we wanted to hear,

well have you seen to see that girls either cadillac reminded me that face a fan She's passed out, oh boy, it made the jury. I gotta go, get hoagie and then we'll be back where a gang. this is a little story. London. The act didn't apply to him. Man axis essex, assizes tried for firing gun in public street. in twenty five, that's not normal willing loudly Yeah, england, that's america, who is america, heard this dive, making a paper now I don't even like my bebe okay to dead. What are we going to? What are we going to talk about with the police eating anything. Use job

Was charged under the act passed in thirteen twenty eight those laws to hold up the gene said this law was meant to apply to people all just up and for armor and swinging a naked sword. Therefore, the jury should acquit. Ok, so the the trees on trial for breaking the law and the thirteen hundreds as far as having like he shot a gun, basically in public when they probably didn't, have their private and have a law like a new law on the books like you can't do something with your weapon in the strike, so they Found one from the thirteen hundreds and they like that sort attraction with the judge say: that's not a sword and they're like well yeah, but it's a gun. It's like they didn't have guns. Then they're like wait: what okay, all right. What a stupid trial! Let's take lunch. I'm ok is another english story

and third area, that, like me, with an improper like this swinging around with a big like me, I can't yeah yeah it is. It is like it's great, beat the law to the crime. and they're, like god, damn it we hadn't thought of that cause like after today, you couldn't do it, but for that day the guys like I was allowed to just go downtown and just aragon and ever was not a sword you can go, today the reason for our policy, yes to be, the bloody them what the love named after they like the miranda laws you like that's cause. I can't allow me as a welcome that you go away when I got out and public Gary more that's right. they have entered the miranda rights I'll take another round the boys house.

Big it when they gotta tell use stuff now, because a make just tat. She had the car, you did know I'll talk to a chair you're welcome. Another one, I've, england, police, baffled by a ghost ghost is frightening children here, it is raining. White, sherry, pottered rhyme

The great white shape, has been seen. Many along the countryside in police have been unable to capture the thicket to try it out. We ve tried everything, but he gets out of I got every time we ve got up like a sort of being able to wriggle out now within the air. Ass prayers were granted. It was an apparition, Sorry, my dad you're a good hour passer, medieval dad's here. Wow man goes cops, one man said he came to grips with the spirit and that it wore a railway conductors, and that is just a guy. Aren't gonna try and it's a guy got a working hours is all you goes high, you're under arrest. You all you

I work on a train, yet I woke up tried you're a ghost can stop frightening the awards. You devil on the polar express, find out how they guarantee that they are not a storage. We've all read powder express by I'm just like a regular conductor. That's what you always say. Then you need to try and you're a bloody ghost. I think it's a bobo tried. We know ideas may get Because you don't have to tell him anything law has not been again. Open yourself, Matthews went on a hot goes proves very willingly will,

A boy in england has been run over by the cars the car demand and the bright blood squirted from a severed artery bright a crowd of land sire. Sweden lad a crowd, stood, helpless, watching him die and then another boy pushed is. boy pushed his way. I think it's fair. Basically at the girl. This is the ghost boy The boy pushes way to the suffers side took his handkerchief out and stop the bleeding by tying a heart. Not just of the wound. applause and praising receive. What is intensity in do To change his mind from being a cabinet maker, too

a study of surgery, eight years later, ashley dapper became the foremost surgeon of great britain, Bullshit waiter, a a that still easier? That's not so that sounds like a sixteen year old, how their way here, Basically I mean ok I know how to stop the blood charge of all, but if you're an adult- and you see a kids, I'd start skirting out of his arm and you're just I wish there was something someone could do, but we can't and then a child comes out tourniquets, it and you're, like oh good, show, and you just start clapping of.

Where's this kid's going to be a doctor. He like wow this is they really need me because everyone here is an idiot everyone's like oh, what you're gonna do august. We should just make him eat his arm. What what's the next protocol, the jazz that I think that's it for him? Well he's dead for sure the arm's gone. Let's just watch the blood run shower, everywhere. Look at Ok, good governance. Is it that a beautiful cannot stop at you don't even say things like that. Would only people at your side, Like how to actually push them lakes, interior for, like that's why I became a comedian right yeah right. Why did you become a surgeon? I just love the applause. When I became a doctor, I thought there would be bigger crowds, Nobody really shows up, except for the family, and they don't really clap as much. they didn't they later life. He went worked on. Grey's anatomy does expecting the same accolade.

You're, going to love your neck surgeon. Your next surgeon, you're gonna, know him from turn kidding in the road. He also does a lot of appendixes this guy's unbelievable. Given that product, productive, frank kaur, today, the eggs everybody. I m excited to be involved, as I you know, you're, not a great elevator fall, wasn't fatal. How is that possible? In these times a guy you gotta know, link I want you I've time its aren't, always ripped off and he died and everyone in an elevated drops like whoop. was close lobby? or burnt it yeah right like that would work very pretty bottling. We didn't. I would make a pretty good too universal city

Frank Howard as perfected and entirely safe method of falling down elevator shaft, he tried. The other day from the third floor of an office building here, and he landed on a pile of shavings and had minor cut sewed up at the city out he's just jump in today, Oh, I felt there making a wise. I know you're taking nineteen twenty speak these just why bracket, Gareth agent, punch line. So so he really, read it again. Sorry, now that I know that we're here, a little fun earlier. I regard for frank, frank, how're as perfected an entirely safe method of falling down, elevator shaft he trotted I thought the other day from the third floor of an office building here and he landed on a pile of shavings and had minor cuts sewed up at the city hospital yeah. So like

this guy. Like wrote one article and then there are like you're tone and take on how the news works it is. A story is really coming across. Probably that's why you see perfected it like it was an accident yeah, but I take it may be tat. You know, He did it like a little more purposeful, yet it's not Really what our newspaper is so, ok, damn What, if they dont jackass back, then does the head of his time different. If that, case, then I'm way more on board for what they got. These guys, like you, guys crazy he's, like those savings on my initiative, And in my bed, bigoted, I'll drop the elevator eyeballs, ok,

ok woman plunges downstairs. I she should have fallen in the elevator right, pretty much aren't able to go to other levels. This doesn't seem like they are yeah, it's just one of those like. Why did you hear what happened to that guy in the elevator? I don't do those anymore. Excuse me kathy. I'm going to just jump already here. Miss fanny being aged thirty, nine years, twelve on bay street. That day, I have yet to fell down stairs at her home at twelve o'clock last night. Cutting her lip, miss fanny been cut her lip, I can color, she fell down the stairs and cut her lip theirs, and this is a news story. I guess what are your neighbours along rebuild its?

The thing is, I believe, a sheep brown chief club. We now what the woman fell. Who were going to give this report, or do you think they'll she's, a blister? Let's go jubilee missed Any big came up with no way to dive at our house. No elevator guy get out here. We don't like your angle, the rear, the police ambulance, responded to a call, but the woman refused to go to the hospital, she was yes, you are. This is the emperor has now is america rights? If you dont want the ambulance bill? I call it over. sounding more and more suspicious

It's been nailed down the stairs cut her lip I've fallen a few times down the stairs, never cut my damn lip. I didn't want to go with the emergency room, who's, mister for any ban, and what is there to die like that? He took her name too because I take her name for maybe it's got a terrible reg do it. How can we talk Mister Vrain been no yeah when it like that. ways of despair, boeing, the wing little little I believe, Franny they could have fallen, but you didn't go over the emergency room so who went out or do. The next door, spelled chicago wrong, so there's. No one checking this paper when they forgot to print the love this headline, gareth

this horse is pastry fiend. What the fuck are you talking about? That is not how nature work. This ignores is here that it is. I bet you'd find a lot more. Horses are pastry. Fiends Give your a partners worldwide loves danish is down there's theirs. First pastry. Now, there's not like national. That you'd already read extra donuts, pick some cruiser. chicago one day last summer, the woman who lives next door to a J pickens agent for though walk again after a pan of doughnuts on a kitchen window, sill to cool prints, pickens horror, simple, the donors and was lost it wasn't always get again. Did your horses head was in love. They tourists

he said, put a few and he after talking to the host the horse for a quote, he said he was lost I never was laws that has served. since then, pickens hasn't had a good night's rest though we buy the choicest hay and oates on the market prince can't be induced to eat anything but pastry. Ok, I don't even I get it, but I don't believe I believe I dont believe The horse went on a hunger strike because I'm sorry, I am no. No. No. the donor horse now. So let's do bring some of those throw those the old feedback. If you and mine please I likes I think goals, and I also like the cream filled ones, but whatever they got, I just will do a glaze or long john. If you have it whatever kind of get locked up in here

how to get lost again. I'm sorry, I'm just not lost with this hey, so I'm after that last feeling again, but this sounds like what you've got to do like you just get to submit your own news story, and this one was permitted by the person who made the donut card about who does not even of mobile phone or in the sense of being like someone's, like lodging off point for like horse doughnuts get lost. out I don't know they just cut your horse one around in the woods man that was a lotta doughnuts. Where am I blocking out his back legs? Only airport talking and every day I'd be a law enforcement. We should start making doughnuts what was that patches? What

is had a by crazy. Matters reached a climax today when prince was hitched back up, bakery wagon and discovered a bountiful supply of bread and cakes inside now he insists on chasing every bakery wagon. He sees until beggars are frantic traffic, copper. Our sore and pins is thin from worry. Is the level I camp took me a minute to realise were still in the same bears the horse is chasing spits like he's chasing pay. This is just like bad parenting. My kid had pizza wants, and now all that aids is pizza like no at some point be admitted and vegetable is going to go to pizza parties, but that it also going to have to live a life at home. But this guy's like I just let them I'll do whatever it was said. It just marked pastries cause. I've allowed visitors

Yeah you, you sound pretty cocky for a guy. That's never had a patriot, you know what I mean: it's not you're, not wrong. You're, not wrong. I have never had a page to prefer and the p with the bakery drugs like weight on What do you do? Just fucking someone hold the horse back We can't do that. Horses follow human law. They couldn't locked me back then it was to have been born proof. Ah. Well, can't make a delivery. There's a horse down the street You know how business goes right. You know at commerce is like dammit. Well, I guess we'll just have to wait a little while to this horse gets pastry fix. You mean this horse, that's where I am from this where's that so starving its dying. You can see its ribs because in a lonely pastries, that's right it just won't eddie, I'm a bad horse. Dad

well, but he shoots custard. So it's gotta of boy we lucky. I'm broken buddy finished route. Falling on the ice caked streets and breaking his wrist J wilson student at the university Kentucky, whose workings through college, by carrying papers continue. to carry his route until everyone? I was hundred papers have been delivered. Then he visited doctors office and also made arrangements for a substitute the following day before taking his bed. It's a story about a guy broke his arm. This is a story about a guy broke, his arm and now he's gonna be delivering papers that are about his pay first, quite a metal journey like one of those stories were like this is not a flag. your arm and continue throwing newspapers, yeah yeah

it's the classic american story of look how hard we work. You worked so hard. You look like in a manner ass to have three jobs. Look at that american will know what what god this chamber servitude. trained, his replacement. We have that you now you want to do this with a broken arm your arm break still, do it do finish it out american spirit, be an idiot but the number. Ok, I can't believe this didn't happen, this next door. I didn't white house, I really understand Why now, in every capital, a proposal to build in air, foreign capital, where the united states is represented. An accurate

replica of the white house to be used as a residence for american embassies. We will be presented to congress this winter, where funds are now. Can you believe we delete? Are we are just the king in the world It should create just with it already out of our god. Damn I propose that you imagine if they wanted to put a ten downing street in amerika. What would happen worker? That's prime minister lives in the uk. Low, The area is foolish fabricate whose seeking the world I mean. I can't it's just it. We are amazing, amazing to think that

do you mind if we put up a white house visit, everyone of your countries where the president can live if he wants to do I mean by the we have essentially put ourselves in every country. Now we just start, as you heard about it, but the mayor, not like we rule over here. If I were a big brother, yeah we're just here to watch the map of the union. the states should just be a huge pair of balls. I mean we got em

from propose that these miniature white houses be built by american later exported exported for the purpose? Sure we don't know we won't. Even higher foreign labour in your code outweigh the time why? How by yeah, we would like to wait. If it's called you can we use our own prison labour in your countries do play that possible, walked them. Well, where there don't let em climb out, we ain't, It got roofs yet down allowed take this boot just pre war. bout, it I mean, sir. Guy came up with the idea is that we get a bill, the white house in every country and then some like, we can't you can't have foreigners build an area

because it's a white house so like ok, Evidently, in my country they won't be foreigners built well now again into a hall thing. I think we just let's just take the american workers over there. We don't If foreigners, then why are you putting a white house in their country? We want to watch them without trust, we're going to build it. The way ours was built by slaves by the french, the nation god damn. Of plays. Snow widow, bride at ninety minutes. that a british columbia? John Mackenzie, the snow widow, an idol of the creek, indians and ok,

again tat: I am a joke it before right. At the same time, people again to become a bride at the age of ninety wow, about her recovery garage private though growled the snow widow I missed this the other day, and this is nineteen twenties ninety. So this is one hundred and five ok room rumour has it that every evening at dusk. An indian makes his way to the wigwam of the snow widow. He will become her. Fourth husband, by the way, let's go abc. Let's get this show now we Oh did the wigwam, where the fort suitor of the week is going to the snow widow. she has three roses and ford eligible bachelors

The weird tragic tale of the snow widow is still whispered at night in the glow of campfires. To tell anybody about sp She used to be married and she's be married to snow. Why are we whispering? Oh, no? Okay, the living care ryan pale. He thought yeah? It is not even I want the public by a few days ago that woman over their yeah living war, there. around the adventures of the aged indian women, members of her own tribe are ever weaving new tales, but records of the hudson bay company, may be found the true story, the creasy, the snow widow, represents the great soul of the far north. This because he lost three husbands, all travers

two were frozen to death. The third died of starvation. Heated is more rights. There, there's shitty rapporteur honestly, I think been hisself trapped it while the latter lay dying that miss begins his track. It changed track. Tragic adventure took place. They were kept two hundred miles north of standing mission in the data. winter came It became so scarce that, with the to babies. They face starvation, then the husband fell ill. Only food would save. Now now, with two babies, what she's not going to eat the bearer yeah I mean you got to you, know what I mean it'd be like. We don't need to, I mean one's planet. oh baby. Yeah on sand, This one is like a pair of may I tell you what, if I was me baby you'd know a twenty.

I like this others, let's have some gareth line with The two babies wonders in miss because you started the hundred mile trip with her with a famished dog team. After thirty miles, the dogs died. Talk the baby's into the sled, she fastened the harness around her own waste and continued ten miles, but then one baby fell ill and died. She ran a black pointing out that their baby could have been eaten in the long run, but ok you're gone. She wrapped a blanket around the tiny body place to deepen the snow, and the twigs of a pine tree fashioned, a pitiful little cross, which was I just over the spot. Then she continued on the journey. on her arrival. Food was hurried to her husband, but it was, but he was dead but she became the snow widow, let

if after three or have been dying, the theory of circumstances youth day with no widow forever. He like asked me why we all her that's what I mean like a magic being like. Oh wow look she's going to walk that. Is she she's, not attaching the sled to our ways? Does she is she seriously putting the sled around router? She is sledding and then just Spinning you're one baby, all the way back to earth bearing at still nursing nursing man. and that it will serve to be living legend at all. Like now wait I'll get married again, we talk is it Yeah yeah. I do that new husband jeez, I shoot you wanna go get. Some food is like the average. Even I do. I just do pizza again in june this year, Last story again

shots no one wounded out what a sound like bearing ball, came convict law as this was the story from paris. Louis dhahran do and a coil decided upon a dual after a corner. Wow this it stood at a hundred yards with serve service rifles and fired twenty rounds. What ammunition was almost exhausted? No one was wounded. dont row, russia. His enemy with the butt of his peace, well shot him dead with his last bullet wow wells in jail wow, so the two words shots ever Is it uncommon, it'd be like in a dual and guys I'd? Look. We didn't you were:

was that I am. I don't know what to tell you. You are easy read. I guess charge chimney piece with the gun. Handle gotta have a weapon at thirty. It is true that got Adam. Eventually, though it is car keys and his id go. Mad sons gonna hit em and then the one act that way again. I bet your he shot him dad on act that is this reload happening around knows anything in their product there. I can feel it it was the mandatory oh yeah yeah I met did his neck yeah fuck. That guy just wait to the end for sweeps so wait. He he was charging him to beat him with the gun and the other guy just shot him right away in the neck. I go to jail. Keziah like you are, that was too close. I think you're, not adding dueling sprawly illegal, ok, cause. It is

nineteen, twenty catalonia fair. I guess it was about time we made a rule the dual room and the gun law that finally, The last repressed, logical covered, say: god, look. What more do you put to you like we banned as all rivals for ten years and no doors. Well, What what was this paper? Collagen Dave obsolete just close to report it whatever it is, shut up to them and they should be need this standard for papers from now the craigslist. His eyes This is the evening journal from Wilmington, delaware what a wild ride well, thank you for taking it with us maggie and thank you for reading. as children,

That was feeling like you. Just like drugs, you're headed to the nineteen twenties looked around and you get to come back home yeah what a time, but I think, you'd, like I said, follow maggie may and may way haha making me haha nah. Thank you maggie. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That was awesome. Ah ha ha ha we're having fun are we I don't know. I listed this as gareth from the dollop. Alright, I got substantive data.

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