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Time now in this ash is beginning week to concentrate on something even more importance than payments in the sky. That's Dolly Pardon Uncanny Rogers, his finest duet in my book, which, admittedly, is not necessarily a book. You should rely on historical veracity and some are even more important than Belgium living up to every stereotypical dream, its many admirers and local funds around the world have it, something even more important than the way itself, and that, of course, is cricket. Many of you will know, particularly those who are friends of the universe, is greatest thing: TAT S much crickets the ashes angle against Australia in five five days it matches over seven weeks, a began in Brisbane Australia last week, they now one hundred and forty year old, Anglo Australia, cricketing rivalry attorney, fought in the form of a tiny, tiny, tiny little trophy containing the remnants of someone's barbecue from eighteen. Eighty three percent Now, as I recall his Sunday evening, UK on England have skilfully turn what had begun

gripping Lee towards close fought struggle. The supremacy which shifted one. Why, then, the other over three and a half days of absorbing competition into big the verge of another numbingly, humiliating and crushingly inevitable. The fates we are very, very good at that over A few weeks, I'm doing a cricket broadcast covering the ashes, will ABC Radio in Australia, produced by the renowned bugle, escapee and northern Hemisphere, quit a Tom right, I'm featuring. Does it he wore the outstanding australian comedian. To give you a taste Harrison of last week's episode, one recorded before the actual cricket bit of the cricket had begun. It should hopefully pale to cricket fans and non cricket vans alike not quite alike, but the point stance of felicity, Alex

The EU was the ashes, is about to get under way. Well, I was writing an article written by Jason Gillespie this morning and started to cry as he described, walking up through the tunnel and then being blinded by the light. What was I was about cricket was. I was as it was, a ritual journey. That's right at a dark time. You select is dropped a man like that, but nobody is talking about Joe Route and staves Smith and misses the quote that I think needs a merry time talking. Met them being baby faced, you don't. It to that level of the game without having a bit. If she'd about you lack not in the guardian today die that's the level of journalism Roy deserve. One of the most important things as a cricket fantastically down an English Austin cricket, I'm coming. The ashes is to be as pessimistic as possible manner. Prospects of your side, unawed yeah alertness through bitter experience between he is ninety nine and two thousand and three. So what one of the reasons that using Australia or deafening gonna lose the series

I mean there's a lot, but I can never won our team. Success in any form is entirely and on the success of the long running soap, opera, neighbours right now. He me out of luck. Look angry so much as board eyes happy. I can think of neighbours starts in the modalities now, takes it seriously. It gets move channel to channel then in the eighties Scotland Charlene get married and twenty million views all of a sudden tuning and our own, the neighbors trying about which Time Alan border a young Scully wag with anger issues is revenge. News came back into existence via the medium of cricket. I can't believe they letting me say that then early nineties, a strictly starts making some wise getting some solid progression. We beat the West Indies for the first time in twenty five years and so on. Then we it naughty naughty seven. The year. Stay war becomes one day, international captain and the year doc,

Carl Kennedy starts cheating on Susan with Sarah Beaumont. Arguably the rebirth of international obsession with neighbours, the Heidi of both. We will regale and recall for decades to come next decade, glorious Israeli setting record off the record toad fish can t used to date and Mary, many incredible women, despite being cold, toad fish, then two thousand and nine heats things are very shaky for neighbours, numbers and nitrous dropping well off and England achieve its first ashes when it loads. Since contained. Thirty four final nail in the coffin. Two thousand will live in England, win the ashes three one Nay, biscuits moved from the main station network. Ten t made digital channel wrought. And it s pretty hard to argue with a history what sites science, not science, actually scientific, a little bit of respect right! Sorry, surrealistic! Thank you.

The ashes verbal war news now and as always, there has been a war of words. The best kind of war in my book. Wandel wars be was of words, I particular what wealth of Britain versus Australia Shakespeare, thus Daphne from neighbours not contest. Trust jogging has been an intrinsic part of the ashes, build up really since the eighteen. Ninety four ninety five saw When the captain Andrew start out cold is australian counterpart Harry trotted, querulous pumpkin and hit by By calling a start, I bilges rapscallion but this time in England have not really indulged much, not sure they ve quite got the characters in the team for their or at least the characters are currently engaged in a police investigations. But nice in Lyon. How last step up to the? goby polite put in his read for these

for centuries least, intimidating, Gub Shite That is why hardly scared of Nathan on his very, very fine bowler. He burns bread, yes, well exactly. He caused a professional, pretty much delayed due to miss you. If a toaster burnt ties deal, you know what he said here. He said I reckon these happens once it once a fortnight at home. If you I'm learning brain every what night? Maybe your time we toast he's done like man and advocate plastic spoon com? I trusted you know like he's done, that is stops supply and then he's come out of these big tough guy. We're gonna build things. Would he say was being part of that? two thousand and thirteen squad seeing Mitchell Johnson scare them with unbelievable. We knew that were broken, hopefully We can re, create history. Will let's hope it's not two thousand and fifteen we create occasionally or how about where we lost in two thousand and ten or two thousand and nine or two thousand and five like it's just

now, two thousand and thirteen in England, someone's gonna, miss anything victories and you can subscribe to the unbelievable ashes using the internet. Well, it is not looking very good for England right now, two feet seems inevitable, but as an English could give em, where three and a half decades experience of watching England if there is one profound adversity and life, but I've learned through bitter experience to tolerate, and there is a maximum of one profound averted. I've lost tolerate. It is England losing Cricket Matthews this. They also did impressive skill, imagination and regularity, the cricket World CUP back in twenty eleven held an end, the Sri Lankan and Bangladesh. I went out to the cricket World CUP fora. He s been quick info is my first trip to Asia as a pop cricket reporter at each end, rage of thirty six and I began in Bangladesh. Firstly for Britain's Dubai ouster found guilty by up to thirty six hours as scheduled, the echo the blood Bangladesh, possibly with a lot of life at both muscle

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Would it might get doomsaying nice one I'll bet. You have it's not mild buying on the bunch next, you'll know one mistake: deck of the parish codifying arrive, shakes his own close outlets, known. Back up LOS Angeles, its film industries, much less problem, few people mistake Jacket for Dubai Dubai place, about. My soul is above the cobble fishmonger jacket, just wave of humanity into the pessimism viability with its Thomson cadres fastened together and last week, John It was going stalk, bonkers, crazy, a cricket. He woke up again in Gaza. Last February in summary, catering em. What can you get on with it? you jump, wouldn't want you obviously book. Opening ceremony, the cricket ornament in Bangladesh, there's only one pass: Nandi, I'm her name is Tina Turner role, it Brian Adams,

It is all about present. I would not like you by summer secular backwards sides basically into Bangladesh TAT Captain Habitable battle, I'm going to do do by tobacco. It locked consecutive, it us LUCA against Kim Kardashian a mother Teresa, opening it more sport. Now and in just over two months on me, twenty eighteen winter Olympics will take place on the korean peninsula. I can't remember offhand, which harmony? and potential of a naughty bit, although suddenly bits, if you're going, I Polly check that first of all make a difference to what what you pack and how long you intend to be. Why I'll confirm it before the Olympics begins. But time now a quick look back to some of the harlot from the last winter games, as reported exclusively on the bugle. They took place in Russia in twenty forty

stones reaches still in the lady Canadian Pole Lodge an Jeanette Ma Am on water routine. That was who says you cannot win an olympic. I stones, metal is two hours of a pencil models on you have to say that I dont quite be Jeff, leisurely Aria from Mozart's jack in the box still, but now to challenge them coming onto this, oh, so very russian, I sits the healthy fancied south african pair skulking of under your priority or scalp guy, not fourth place after the promising around thing, you're always out of the judges phase. Now is the free dance, always a strength of this path and they ve gone for another controversial choice of music skulking on water, the shots, hoping twenty thirteen hates by the american porn funk upon is to abandon the grinder. It's their noble one, single dangler danger, I'm gonna put me in your ear and let's see how this music, what's out, for them either go he's on questionably, a very vigorous starts, and that is an extremely on those rocks move at this stage of the late, but I dont programme can't quite imagine, told online drawing to back one off and that that's too graphic, not least to look in my life, a technical marriage. In fact it should school very high energy. That is quite extraordinary angle, but now all some of the judges are turning away whilst leaving in for a closer view. This is a real opinions which are well. I guess you can dispute. The fact remains that this music, streaming literally

welcome to the first, ever Olympic downhill, curling of internet. You join us here, scurrilous slop Genco of the Ukraine, with a final stone of the fourteenth, and she sets it off now down the icy slope and yes, that's another one bouncing into the crowd at the bottom of the rapidly

decreasing crowd still no little contention for a podium finish line round of the I stress hours and they are also very, very agitated, looking horses out there after this morning's practice round very agitated. Indeed, and the only thing one can say about this event is, there is a reason that horses live icebergs, a very good reason, so the excitement stays palpable air at this stage on pale ass. For the first time in the history of winter Olympics, T jumping motorbikes will be as ITALY friendship drawing on TAT was like every fifty goodspeed down the ran from Rangel around long. She goes lightning where the Muslims living things bodies being well. It was a brave effort and the judges will look favourably on that's so tough, the land and they lost competitors. Ambulance strikes that was also brevity and America's favorite ain't it can evil is gonna have to pull out all the stops to beat that sad. This friend, you have seen some spectacular action in the last two weeks, particularly in the new big he'll Husky sled jumping watch out of Indonesian put it this way. There are some fetching socio or join a very profitable games, and they will be further exclusive coverage of the winter Olympics next year. On the bugle

That brings us towards the end of this sub bugle. I do hope you enjoy the various offerings within. Don't forget my radio for philosophy series exploring the wonders of various branches of ancient philosophy, untied the my life as I dont adult, is available on the BBC websites, the first two episodes of cover the stocks and the epicurean. The final episodes in this coming week is the cynics. Please do listen to that coffee, transcript into a stone, slab, haul it onto a bus and recited at a confused stranger, anything that helps get it out that we will be back next week with people four thousand and fifty one, including part one, while they twenty seventeen bugle advent calendar until then book your ticket to my own place up. What are you talking about the new year's while more, that's my time, goodbye.