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doesn't even need to be another country. An alien invasion would be fine. I recently by my
it's our eleven and I watch the movie independence day with them, which can
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like a sad emotional thing, to see someone blowing up the White House. It was
the emotional impact, avoiding someone kick a puppy, and now you watch aliens blood, the White House and you're like hold of men.
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vision. We need an international boycott to bring us to our knees until we join the rest of the international community in respected the
rule of law. It's it's not good,
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standard. However, the first week when God created the world, as we now know, even quite give himself in us talk enough time. Hence everything was not quite finished and, as a result
history. Geography signs have been absolutely fact ever since, with the calendar, all the timings got out
why he on the last day, healthy nonsensical porridge that has left us with today, the twenty ninth of February
number traditions associated with the twenty ninth vibrates, known as bachelor's day in certain
parts of the world it's V1 one day Olympics are so each four year period in which a woman is allowed to propose marriage to a man under
eminently sensible is sorry at strange, archaic, tradition. My mistake: if a man refused, he was obliged to give the woman financial compensation are now because they want is all about. Ladies lots of pairs of glass
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does the tough times are moved on. It is now, in fact, legal also for a woman to propose to a man on Saturday he didn't just generals after nice,
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while holding an umbrella and shout Uncle Bertillon deeper, made away weak. They have to have let you have a go and driving piloting the vehicle for makes fifteen minutes these ancient traditions it
business with an annual turnover of more than a hundred million dollars, and you make the twinning
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the Bin top story. This wake virus updates the naughty little corona virus continues to worm its way.
Around the world have the first cases in Sub Saharan Africa in wiles, even
New Zealand, the global markets are noisily cropping themselves. The DOW Jones is gonna slumber, dump down over ten percent
see in London,
experiences biggest one week flop down since, since two thousand, like five trillion dollars, have been worse
of the value of the world's financial markets. Admittedly, that is money. They didn't really exists, but now it exists even less. The world is being told not to panic
we generally assign the panicking, is very much on the table. Option is
strange time. We don't quite not people, I think the things we don't know the exact
Roy amounts to panic. I mean yes, the problem with eight. We don't know for wearing too much the possibilities being. That will spread virulently mutate to be more deadly and be the solution to global over population that only sociopath think about or
what's a relatively contained oil spread and be bad, the normal that bad all things considered, in which case everyone will be embarrassed about wearing Austin things in a phobic about chinese tourists as it runs around the world like a toddler riding around the playground going catch me catch me
but of course, as you say, the real worry with the impact of the current virus is its impact on the health of the market
May the DOW Jones Intake Index index wear a face. My husk lever,
in the way, so that no is asking me the most dangerous cough since the Kalashnikov. Is it for me less than
I'm just not. Every activities like
crossing the road or its economy is dangerous crossing the road. If that road is Nightline Motorway Patrick
speeding, zombies inflame, throwing mega tanks. The global markets
Night, I'm on your huge fan of local markets and left forms have been
a thoroughly spooked yeah. Well, you know as ask as a comedian like what you to World trade
to figure out how to go via role but not like
I was thinking more Instagram,
Andy. I know you like a statue, so you want the latest step go now.
On corrode of irish skip.
This morning, a pole came out that thirty eight percent Americans say that they won't by Corona beer because of the corona virus.
The latest Paul is that forty one point: five percent of american adults approve of Trump as president. Both poles have a three
percent margin of error, so you can reasonably deduce and there's a lot of overlap between people.
Approve of drop in people's scared of Corona beer because of the corona virus.
This is especially amazing because carogne as a mexican beer and yet the car,
viruses stoking anti chinese racism. So not only are they stupid but their bad. It raises, I mean tat world, be it should not want to have the Corona B, because it's the only one that will stop getting scurvy as well with the line in the tub everything in rain,
Yes, yes, we would. We are focused on containing the scurvy outbreak
so
If you are so racist that you can't tell the difference between mexican beer and chinese virus, you might
a Trump administration cabinets extra
I mean you might be thinking also with with the global financial market situation
if it's a good idea to have based our entire economic viability and stability as a planet on the system,
that ships its britches at what might or might not happen whenever new disease pops up. Well, if you think
I would simply advise you to remember who won the cold war least is more sensible and cracking the planet for a bunch of walking tulips is our so called forebears. Famously did some time ago
Let me go see. The big concern is the cancellation of sporting events, which is itself
writing six nations. Rugby game between Ireland and ITALY have been cut
after the Olympics, seemingly under greater threat is, is nothing is nothing so
ass gatherings in general are facing.
In preemptively de gather, generational that affect me, because I'm an anti social bastard we spend the most was Tom alone in the shed, but sport is born out of it as well.
And the arts. Kind of Ali in Venice has been cancelled and therefore, all unexpected pregnancies for the next three weeks, he's looking for, and even more importantly than the health of the markets and sport is the effect of you. What being cold covered nineteen on the presidential race in America, whether the global panic will lead voters to stick with the incumbent over the veil, blame Trump for his policies of making
taking money out of health services and pulling money out of the pandemic respond sectors of the government or whether he'll tweet about it, and so how blame it? On Obama, we don't know we'll find out when somebody's campaign starts to run a high fever
NATO. Have you been dealing with the news that term America's efforts to defend itself against the virus have been entrusted to MIKE Pence as well? So a few things the by my pants works, withheld secretary, Alex Aser allergies, are so that the vaccine is the corona virus virus may not be affordable,
this is a fascinating take on trumpet ideology because their priority to
Please do help the rich people stay healthy and let the poor die and they think they
called the herd, but that's not
actually how fucking infectious disease work. This is like a virus.
Doesn't go traipsing through your neighborhood and see the Tesla in the driveway check your credit, stalk score and say: oh carry on then it's it's, not the blood on the door frame. Its food is not pass over me. So
If you don't want a port to give poor people the medicine who did they think make.
Their food like it's, not all Jamie Eyelid, Oliver, Nigel a loss in doing all the cooking in America like it's, mostly poor people, so try
whose tapped bike pence to lead their response to run a virus. Vice president
Hence this raises concerns because he does not believe in science. Actually, that's unfair might pass
believes he would have been on the cutting edge of science for the seventeenth century.
Also
the problem with depends. Is you he's not a good person to lead up this campaign because you have to have somebody who is afraid of the corona virus in order to combat it and he's not afraid of the corona virus? Because he's a man made out of a statue of a statue?
only partially brought to life by a kiss. Someone did you love him that much
as governor of Indiana, my pants cut funding for public health and prevented the establishment of a needle exchange programme which led to an outbreak of HIV. So his plan to stop the spread of the convent virus is to give it
It's a wicked,
work out other cutting,
medical solutions? Migrants is looking at to stop. The spread of the corona virus include leaching exorcism shape
logging burning at the stake.
I'm juice and gin and blaming the Jews and
because he's a racist doesn't like immigrants, he doesn't know what everyone in Latin America knows that the word
thing that you need to stop the corona virus or any disease or affliction at all is VIC's vapor
rob I've been. Experts have said that might pansies quote not up to the top
of leading America's virus wore a point of view echoed by non experts.
David. Anyone with a vaguely functioning had for me MIKE
versus the corona virus, as That'S- that's not reassuring that upon another as reassuring to me as
Appointing see biscuits as a Lee heads
urgent and cranial trauma unit. Isn't my pen
this is the corona virus, the new Godzilla? Maybe
this is not only a horse but is also a dead horse. When alive was mostly concerned with running as fast as possible to those number of qualities, you don't want
in a surgeon who moves and urged
Prince ring it already Davidson's a bad message: sloping monocles of different sicknesses. Hearing that my pencil
put in charge of the corona virus effort is not being stuck on a desert island down to your last few drops of water with no food for days finally uses
preparing over the horizon sailing your rescue, it gets close from closer and the prospect to obey
save make your heart beat stronger in your chest and just as it pulls to show you realize it's not a ship. It's
MIKE I'm tramples on this is that this is really what this leadership qualities required and across
Let this ah calmness
Honesty- and
reassuring the leadership of which are up to go around the world policies approved
fully toxic trump com and reassuring honestly go together like a single and an airplane.
This is another thing to me. At the White House, the acting chief of Staff MIC Mulvaney
accused the major stoking a panic effort to take down from on the scraps the impatient
failed and his advice for the the panicking markets lists the site.
Turn off your television for twenty four hours. That's what we need in this world just ignore everything
Like many things, anyone gets the news from Television Donald Trump talks about cricket NEWS now and NATO. Your american cricket correspondent, here at the at the Bugle Y know, you must remember, excited to see or your national leader, your own personal spiritual guru, Donald Trump, going to India speaking in a cricket stadium with a hundred thousand adoring trump stroke, nor under motive. I love
anyway, I'm he he attempted to clarify,
with the money supply
I was it.
You gotta. Let him do it. He attempted to indulge favour with the locals
the attempt to ingratiate himself with the locals by by citing the names of a couple, a most famous cricketers, current fat captain very coolly.
And the great icon of indian cricket, such in ten Duca. Now the way Donald Trump said such intend Ilka was like this
the american public they monitor alone, quite what he did, that
download you didn't have the full copyright to say that I spoke to me said: look a cheap computer game. It was
an absolute abomination, NATO
how's, your nation, recovering from Miss this, this slow,
doesn't look, and
we are delighted, we are so glad that the rest
of the world knows what it feels like to have Trump butcher. The language
you ve, been listening to him, butcher our language for the last several years now and, of course, he can't prove
really pronounced the names of indian cricket stars? He can't even pronounced that the word the Constitution or Philip
a stir or articles
The peach meant
pre, Empt, Germany, kid you know his
sin taxes.
Tortured,
speaks and sentence fragments trump,
the best of times talks.
Like a racist set of refrigerator magnets that were flung into the air and picked up at random. I feel like
who says words he doesn't know like someone vaguely aiming across both the stars like
everyone knows he's not gonna get there, but you give him points for trying
you hope looks away before he goes blind, I'm for me
disappointment was some matches. I admire factories pretended to care about cricket
he didn't have a opportunity to reach out to have. One would have expected him to cite endocrine Colino come with its
he does will ever is totally out was talking to his crown, it will also what they want they want to hear, but I think imagine what it
could have achieved the bridges he could have built.
If we just still our who said that his favorite credit
All time was Imre com. The current Pakistan Prime Minister,
a unified, that's
part of the world by reaching out to the shadow.
Of cricket, I'm and also, I believe, the authority of comfort, ruffled ravage the great indian defensive Batman, whose name, of course was the war when he turned down the opportunity amount of light to see them go for slightly more obscure cricketer. To show that he's really done. His race has not just been given the two most obvious cricketers. Deciphered said you couldn't
This would not the five foot foraged wizard,
nineteen, seventeen, nineteen, eighty sue, bewitched, indian cricket funds with his wonder, stroke play or even one of the great spin cortex from that same error, but I think of it
tried to say through any vessel rag of Enron Catalogue of em. He could possibly
We have triggered nuclear
I mean tromp know so little about anything. It wouldn't have been a shock if he gave a shoutout denoted. India,
good player, hurry thunderbolt
We will talk in greater detail next week about the indian situation. We have unavowed pal as a guest next week, because the
India is innate, I think it's fair essay on all could place
right now there have been some bad luck to understate on British, it's my constitutional obligation. So we will talk about this, this in greater detail and next week, but I think we can fairly say that no render Modi splits opinion like a banana with
these groups of ice cream and cherry on top, and that is a little joke. Refunds of nineteen seventies. British desserts resting his family news now as barely a week after the broccoli, some Moser Incident in India, trumps doctor has revealed that he has been hiding cauliflower in trumps.
Potato in order to sneakily improve his diet is then
disappeared to inspire number of Oda being called mashed. Potato policy pushes from trumps cabinet include,
hiding social services in bills that look like tax cuts and high.
Sentient, fully functioning intelligent women in the bodies of Miss Universe contestants. They were
Is there but Trump didn't notice?
This is this is how you failed. This is how you feel
a two year old. Yes, apparently, this is not the only thing that people find a sneak into trumps, a diet and also these doktor is known of being called the candy man for his freewheeling use of prescription. He's now running for Congress in Texas and he
basically slammed Trump for refusing to eat vegetables and for refusing to do any any review
These do any exercise, but
there was a there's: a book has just been published. All is just about to be published, called the toddler in chief that basically exe,
cause the ways in which Trump
nearest and dearest. Try to sneak things rounded, apparently, former echo,
think adviser Gary tone once stole a letter from trumps disk that
Do the Eu S from a trade agreement with South Korea in the hopes that
would forget her off the letter and adjust
I've got to say. I was hanging out with my twin brother yesterday and he was desperately searching on online for a toy that would replace the toy that he's one year old, just lost, because she wasn't going to forget about let it seems to me that if someone is is sneaking trump cauliflower.
The way that you would know is if there were a bunch of tweets unexpectedly from White House staff sang g. It's odd
as it has suddenly gotten a lot fortier. So welcome. Of course, we are running in the election later this year, NATO, what
our latest take only the current state of either the democratic rice.
Man are they in a panic is a good time, everybody so that the party
thought that everyone that Biden seem to be fading, but for the party thought everyone was gonna rally round. Pete Buddha judge is open.
People to judge. You know his his claim was: did you lie
Obama hears it. Obama cover band playing the songs on children's instruments. That was be an eye
I won't just wanted to offer this disclaimer. I made feet fond of people to judge before on the bugle,
it disgruntled burglar, told me on Twitter,
for the day. I was wrong and I was offensive and they like
we put a judge because they think he thinks the most
Equally on the issues which,
is a not true and be
not the problem, like I dont think that anyone really believes that our our politics or message as messed up as they are
people are thinking hard enough so, but but
judges gay at its very excited, have the first major party gay candidate. I live in San Francisco which, as you know, is a very gay city. The sea,
of the city of San Francisco has a spanish words auto in policy fyodor and which have you lost.
Spanish, that's trance
is literally into
it's raining. Man Hallelujah, it's right. So what my girlfriend, what my girlfriends in San Francisco have to save up? He Buddha judge they point out that he's thirty eight, which mean
that he definitely had a grinder profile. That said,
no fats, no femmes no bears no blacks and
means that at some point that's going to come out. That story will break, and then we get to watch CNN discuss what all those words mean and we get to see. Anderson Cooper's, head, exploded, live television, that'll be fun and
Your credit party has three camps right now. There are three differ
camps that offer three very different visions for how to be Donald Trump. There is what we call the police
as of wing lead,
Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren who believed
people should be able to have health care and education. A moderate wing
wherever that account by candidates like Joe Biden, people to judge and Amy Club, which, who
If that everyone should have health care and education, but also debt
they will
You describe as the competent fascist wing, led by MIKE Bloomberg, Acre
George Bush error, Republicans and Blue.
This has been a Republican until recently,
Call horrible record on civil liberties referred to
gender people, as it has sixty four sexual harassment cases against him and
ok Bloomberg maybe realised that literally the best thing about Donald Trump. Is that he's a fucking idiot and how terrifying would it be to have someone with the same politics, but who was smart physical? So now
Anders what the most votes in the primary in Iowa in New Hampshire in Nevada and so the democratic
us centrist of establishment or freaking out needs.
Over who the way
people call the Oracle at Delphi
I say that as long as of last week,
a Bernie Sanders the front runner and
has the highest chance of winning the nomination, which means
we ve been put a bracing for onslaught of Anti Semitism and anti communism. Now,
The thing you should know about the democratic primary process is
If you were an idiot, you would think,
The person with the most votes wins the election, but added
the greatness of Amerika.
Take the number of votes from people and
feed them into a sausage grinder to spit out a bunch of delegates. Along with that
back in gristle and whoever, as the majority of delegates, win
but the delicate do not proportional, so you have to get
Fifteen percent of the vote to be considered a viable is the term like an unwanted pregnancy to get any delegates at all, but then wait
It gets worse in Nevada. If there's a tie in the Caucasus, then the winner is picked by drawing cards and the high card wins stairs
our true so
Skipper, headed your mind
several years into the Future Europe
child living in IRAN? It's a year, twenty eight of the? U S IRAN's war started
President Joe Biden, you do it
This point is just talking: hair blogs in a jar, and you say to your mother balmy: why did the american people want to blow us up
and she says sweetheart. They didn't, but his supporters,
through a queen of space over the Bernie Sanders Jack of Diamonds in Spain.
Nevada and that's why we're getting droned right now that then you start crying forever. So that,
other ways that the Democratic Party picks the winners through the courts,
system include magic,
a ball spin, the bottle musical chairs, dance off rap battle, Darts pie,
contest it see.
Who can spit the further that's what
happening so
There is also likes it everybody's run to attacks Anders for being too radical and unelectable. Oh, what not there's like five
articles a minute.
There were they say he seems too angry into loudly points and appoints a lot which I interpret has basically them saying that he's too
which could also be present and so court. If you watch MSNBC, the message you take away is that the only thing worse than putting children in cages is being visibly upset about it and their attacking him for being a communist at so like this week. There was this whole thing about something that Fidel the Santer said about Fidel Castro that he would
The Santer said something nice about the literacy programmes in Cuba and people say,
this cause. British,
it's the loose Florida.
And we'll see, obviously, but never in my wildest dreams would I have expected
The defining issue of the twenty twenty american presidential election was whether
fact that seven hundred thousand cuban peasants learn to read in nineteen sixty one is good or bad, but apparently we still need a debate that so and
So it's like they just like. They want a return to normal, say they want data. They are scared, Bernie Sanders because they want to return to com. They want to go back to before Trump.
And- and I think that makes sense- I guess it's fair.
That's you see it out that they want. They hope that their
the possibility that Sanders as a way of Elizabeth warned us win and
You just get to look across the world are flooding cities and wildfires and ancient diseases. Before
I'm out of glaciers that are melting, drought, food shortages, mass death from
you'll inhalation and say
at least
Bernie Sanders supporters were mean on the internet and we stop them. So this is all worth that so that
the state of american democracy today. Well, that's a pretty
domestic takeover of a kind that comprehensive climate news now, and I wish your climate tweets correspondent,
sorting news. That's a quarter of Twitter post about climate change are written by bots rather than humans, yes,
provides further evidence for my belief that we can all just back off the internet and leave the flame was to the bought safe in the knowledge that a new once free, exaggerated and completely Annette pathetic version of our most extreme views is being argued by a robot on Twitter. So we don't have to do it anymore, whose tired of being angry not make getting angry is a rare treat for Fraser, but lots of people seem very angry and tired. Now we can all relax
I've got a mother technology unaware neither good compressive the box for relatively new on the scene. I had already put it in a pretty. I was in the very fresh up and coming contender. The real question is how much energy it takes to run about and how vested interest is in denying climate change some of all their boats on both sides of this debate, the all their bones saying
it even exaggerating the other clubs. It will be underwater pollyanna next week. Yes, this is the
artificial intelligence version of rock himself come where it's just one side, fighting the other, but of course, of the boats have invested in
just in people continuing to fund a high technology,
an undue I'm in what what what's in it for the bought some solemn is. It's like an entry level can of journalistic postal out one day to enable a prize winning tweets who is not doing for exposure and what can happen, but he work experience
Selina be allowed to write a presidential speech. I have to say you know I'll. I like
like Big box, and I cannot lie trump. Supporters are compared a lot to children for being stupid, which is unfair to children. Children are smart, but missing. Key information trump
as the robot vote sewn up though
When they talk about elections. Often they talk about the enthusiasm gap, but
let's have very low enthusiasm, but nevertheless our views are likely. Voters there are persistent, but unenthusiastic.
Like senior citizens. I said it before and I have said it again with Botz affecting the elections. We need to stop thinking about who were going to vote for the elections and think about what bought farms. We want to fund
in the other Britain NEWS, there's been a furore eye over the edge,
Exchequer risky Sumacs use of Yorkshire Tee the heat tweeted a picture himself,
making tv staff, India in the exchequer
in which he was taking teabag out of a massive one thousand plus teabag mega pack of Yorkshire to Yorkshire York is a popular brand.
Of tea, that uses leaves grown in the tea plantations. Only tropical slopes of the Yorkshire Moors outside how does adding them s cohorts bicker? Clearly, politics is divided.
And the mere fact of the Yorkshire to brand appearing in this picture. Let you people saying they will never drink it ever again.
Because it's now associated with the Tories ignored
the carbon was also shown drinking Yorkshire. The ambiguities took a picture of the coast,
for me. For that soon I asked,
France, nothing to do with what brand of tea soon outcome the new
ever made his way up the economics lotta courtesy of working for hedge fund and helping trigger the global banking crises in two thousand and eight, giving in crucial invaluable workplace experience in the field of doing whatever works for him and the broader consequences. Degree heartbeat of John Sonya politics, but his tea tweets.
I'd himself open nothing to get well for all manner of questions for a start
probably because he got time to tweet focus for
so you got a fucking budget cover up at about two weeks. You, but you just gotta. Go now on gums, gives a shit if you're drinking tea, blighting the heads of rats or
sacrificing goats does Eustace,
and right, while you're at it, learn to
like I, showed him one of the most important things, not gonna political office. You got three weeks to hack a budget together. So please a map.
I think the verse boss, a knife, edge economy and a society Carter, the lost twitching of viability by the past decade of cuts gets.
One of your big underlings that make the fucking tee. In fact, just by bird
that's all we need get a straw strains of the mouth focus too
before seven three. If you want something warm to drink, just suck, the blood from a young into most of your predecessors have done everything philammon
looking so young,
Obviously, the thing that were most upset by was the response to him posting picture of him too, because if you don't
NATO here Yoke Treaty is so ubiquitous. This is the people saying that the brand
is polluted by him. Is the
equivalent of somebody saying that they're not gonna do Pooh. If a politician has ever done approved before it like it is there.
Anything more british than a tea
company issuing a call for civility. I think I think that's
others. Illogical and points of the british civilization is gonna stay on Monday. The Yorkshire T Twitter account
a message saying they had a rough weekend of angry comments on coal
back to an greatest civility online,
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Somalia to recommend the best possible wine in a kebab shop boy, no, in summary, humanity,
just a little more on the inside. Isn't this millennium. For four years now and well, boxing huge boxing fights was fought. Last weekend's between Thyssen Fury, the heavyweight fisticuffs Ian and avoidable controversy fan and American
say wilder fury,
treated Waldron, seven rounds of pugilistic excellence to retain a title for fifty is big. Fifty men, technical them wilder
been previously undefeated the face even punching powder, spectacular track record in fifth clanking his opponents into unconsciousness, some
and he was both roundly and squarely beaten, but not it turns out due to furies, Sir technical and technical progress.
The a master plan which flat was the Canvas rams three and five before being relieved. The further no cluckings by his coat
tell it wasn't you too, that the recently lost
it was due to his own and I'm sorry for lapsing into arcane boxing jargon. He was due to his own fucking stupid pre flight costume. He strode into the arena in LAS Vegas, looking ass, if,
ass. He was leaving his dressing room, a cupboard containing nineteen eighteen fantasy horror, costumes had fallen top of him. He had a suit of armor crown glittering face mosque with glowing red eyes at all white in an almost twenty kilos. That's a full airlines, suitcase worth of unnecessary body baggage. Now sport is constantly pursuing.
The marginal one percent, the imperceptible micro advantages that build up to complete the champion diet, equipment, sleep, transport, some cash or how
when the anti, while the said to his two guys, I'm gonna work.
Must remain the same as an average five year. Old child for prolonged periods
or indeed, in light of the faith of my own already massive body white on one march into the ring
making several minutes of before I fight a certified giant and want to most intensely physically punishing sports imaginable. How did he say that and none of his team said or let's just run,
past our sports ions walks. Fellas is a good idea or a bad idea out about how they need dizzy. What did we do is try to notice. I could he not just where I can get mono if I had it
Allah for every time. I have taken the edge off my very high quality performances by how heavy my elaborate ring, walk costume is I'd, have seven dollars an eighty six cents, Andy
so you do a show in some massive.
About how do I did did. I must have forgotten me: wait a bit emperor, no sort of it was all very lightweight. It was the illusion of heft David
I mean the merciless. If you want to imagine, and NATO are their pictures there.
Draw pictures also really bad review from the Scotsman. She really didn't get the costume at all. If it makes you feel better Alice. I had of a bugle fan. Tell me online. I think they thought they were insulted me, but I kind of love that they said
they think I sound like whites, enact doing a south Rogan impression, never open the Deauville deal fence nature.
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With an about power on Josh Gunderson, to talk about the indian crises, and everything else is happening in the world if, indeed it still exists and there
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Forest, spends a disproportionate amount of his time, wondering what animals would be like if they had evolved differently.
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snout able balancing scales unless optimism
unfortunate wishes countries would all be much more open with each other about espionage. If we
if in a more civil open. Well as Leon Countries,
could just politely ask what are your lunch military and economic aims, unexpected truth
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you guys by these sobriquet freaky milk fruit face, although their real name is in fact fruit with much fruitful shea wonder
if conifers suffer from extreme jealousy and more varied lifestyle deciduous trees who goes through a range of starlings on annual basis, maybe not
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project
in Holy has long been sceptical of fairy stories and he emerged
it was. The first words the prince said on awaking sleeping beauty from her one hundred year. Long snooze were
just open the window. It's a little bit foggy in air and I'll be definitely get you a change of clothes
an already tends to wake up in the morning with the title of an unpublished children's book in his head for some reason reach
in terms that will never see the light of publishing Day include
anyone who hated sushi the lead car
did Butterfly Trevor the incontinent donkey and more agone Abdul start. A Bush fire
Her examines, whilst watching coverage of the corona virus, wondered whether that ever been a brazilian footballer, coal, quarantine, YO, so cool
because none of his teammates would pass to him and his opponents wouldn't go near him. He certainly hope so. Michaelmas,
look doesn't think that stars and as far away as the astronomers make out, I'm not really
the countenance anything more than a billion miles, blots, Michael, otherwise,
It just starts getting ridiculous and bow,
Jos Johnson, whose name I guarantee Israel and has suddenly become more of a conversation started in recent years than it ever was before
contemplating launching a match, making tinder style app for people over the age of eighty entitled, dilapidated, just
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