In this special mother's day episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by their moms, Diane and Diane, to talk about the biggest stories of the week like celebrities being just like you, believe-all-women hypocrisy, and how expert predictions always go well. Then, the biggest topic of the week, your mom. We find out about what it was like having to raise Kyle and Ethan and whether or not it was worth it.
In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to keep listening to the two Dianes spill on all the really embarassing stories that they have on Kyle and Ethan. Kyle's mom brings in a treasure trove of old stuff Kyle made.
Send your emails to [email protected] and maybe we will answer you in our next Mailbag segment!
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Show Outline
Introduction - Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kyle's mom Diane and introduce viewers to the new videocast.
Stuff That’s Good -
Kyle - Disc golf
Ethan - Crooked Still
Weird news-
Police in India reveal device to detain coronavirus lockdown violators without contact
Kentucky governor apologizes to Tupac Shakur for unemployment mix-up
Sign warns 'mystery human poo-er' to stop defecating on garage
Man takes 43 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 - Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts
With Americans feeling the financial pressure of millions of jobs lost, Celebrities joined together to bring hope to the nation by spelling “We’re all in this together” with their yachts
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Patton Tweet
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People who thought it was real
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Hope police cars - PROPHECY REPORT cops got together to spell out HOPE with their cars and they really did that
Story 2 - Judge Dismisses Sexual Assault Allegations Against Biden On Grounds That He Is Not A Republican
At a prelimary hearing to establish evidence in the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden, a federal judge dismissed all charges after the revelation that he was not a Republican.
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This is the new normal since Kavanaugh
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Get screenshots of tweets from Kavanaugh era
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Adam Ford updated old Pelosi tweets: https://disrn.com/news/opinion-updated-some-of-pelosis-tweets-in-light-of-accusations-against-biden
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Feminist attorney Lisa Bloom said she believes Tara Reade was assaulted by Biden but still supports him: I believe you, Tara Reade.
Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models confirmed today that they are "pretty confident" they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years.
Kyle and Ethan play Name That Failed Prophecy!
Topic of the Week - Your Mom
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Was it worth it?
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Weird/embarrassing stories from the kids’ youth (subscriber?)
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What’s your favorite yo momma joke?
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Parenting advice: you’re obviously great parents since you raised the minds behind The Babylon Bee. What is some advice you have for all the young mothers out there?
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What was the worst part about raising (Ethan/Kyle)
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What hopes and dreams were crushed the moment you became a parent
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What do you do with all your free time now
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Kyle talks about his Christian upbringing. You didn’t let him watch movies like The Terminator or Friday the 13th, scarring him for life. What do you have to say for yourself?
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Are there any interesting home remedies you found as a mother?
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Tips for moms -- agree or disagree
Love Mail/Hate Mail- We got some hate regarding this gem.
Paid-subscriber portion
Exclusive moms stuff
Subscribers, please send you emails to our mailbag at [email protected] so Kyle and Ethan can answer your questions or talk about the things you want to hear about.
Become a paid subscriber at https://babylonbee.com/plans
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
In a world of fake news. We bring you up to the minute, factual inaccuracies and a heavy dose of moral truth with your host Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. This is the Babylon Bee, fake news. You can trust, welcome to
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especially as guest host. My mom dynamic
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make your mom jokes anymore, now may come into it actually is
and then later on, she's gonna be our interviewee, along with my mom
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so they are in talk moms? This is our first that I just want to know. I'm sorry than
you all had mental images of what we looked like and I never was shattering that right now
we had one email. You said that,
They thought that I was a giant muscular guy with red hair and not all kind of reddish ere. They picture Ethan, let I am giant, but like some brave heart warrior yeah like giant muscles in relatively early in my voice, the cracks all the time you think they wouldn't. Why would they get that image? He always talking.
A punch, engineers and stuff here.
Talk of being my mouse masculinity talk among game underneath
This is a very masculine guy,
somewhere somewhere underneath alleys layers of emotion and love love.
So yeah. Well everybody. This is a pint guess where we come in the news.
And we did it. My reading about a lobby stories, the dynamo
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For me, this is how people get their new and some people do hear and feel sorry for it. How we encourage you to get the news,
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answer my birthday or something so I like having that out in the yard- and I just go but anyway so this is. This is kind of people are returning to outside and they're, starting to experience the sunshine and everything and just go
because it is socially distant. Your
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we much free
it's out of all the sports. It's like one that cost! Basically, nothing! You get it
ask for ten bucks, add big five,
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such a great community, because a lot of sports you have to go in and you have to be really good and this one. It's like you, don't can you like kind of their offers me you can buy disco. I have a good time,
so I recommend finding your local disk. Of course they are usually free once in a while. If they're like a county, Parker Regional Park, it'll cost a little bit
but it's a great way to spend time with your family. Take a kids out
people of all ages can enjoy, and you can
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My thing I am recommending is a blue ground.
Band, which their considered new grass.
Because they're, a newer bluegrass ban that you is a are in need of Agnew, metal, Agnew Metal,
but they are called crooked still, and I allowed you may know the like bluegrass of them
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The singer of this group has that kind of a silky like glorious voice,
and ass a slick. It's so good. This woman named ISA, O Donovan she's. I believe Irish anyway
crooked. Still, if you want some nice strings,
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in India reveal device to detain corona virus lockdown violators without contact their solution,
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Kentucky Governor apologizes to two points
secure for unemployment mix up so
this governor
It may seem in saying that there's been always employment check makes up so we're supersonic checks to people to all these are real dead.
But it turns out there actually is a guy named Tupac, secure in his
where he lives in the guy was scam upset, is a cam real, seven, that's funny,
me that their lives to Bob Sugar is included, as this check was made at the two particular areas, and we had somebody apply for an employment for two packs: a career in Kentucky,
and then I waited a toolbox cargoes. I'm hurt
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forty three wet sponge heads to the face for Guinness Record
you have been a newscast Armani reading these bearing these parents are proud of that death that Malta did it in the guest worker world records and forty three eight would you knew already three times the wet sponge, so we can take forty four and get in the Guinness.
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Sad, not good.
Our. Let's move into our battle on be stories of the weak stood
every week stories. These are some of them
inspiring with Americans.
Feeling the financial pressure of millions of jobs lost celebrities have joined together to bring hope to the nation by sea.
Lying, we're all in this together out with their yachts. While that's really amazing,
I need to take a lot of coordination limit on their yachts in the exact spot under spelled it right, they probably had to pay their servants a lot of money to did, navigate him and Emily's the yacht's yeah
Sacrifices of celebrities are pretty amazing.
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photoshop.
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taken in Ireland, I mean there's really only like four yachts and betrays the latter copies, and also I give you look at it. One of them has a giant shadow and only the ones don't. You should be really obvious that scenario, but it looks like it's like floating on the water. My fear of young people look at and that they act like theirs
booths and they like it. You zoom in ass, clearly photoshopped and cares detailing the little red circle uncertain spot see you can tell wow
good job. You got me inside
has been fun, seeing them not on their stage, though I know I were kind of sick of them preaching to us.
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scorpion and some others than these on there and yet on the studio earlier. The act is all yes to do like is gonna nodded his audience. We want some doll, interrupter funny
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cringe charges with school in him hard on everything and if they were in the studio he could have like if, if
good point. He does do his little thing. You is this. Is it.
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hang on.
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so here's some people that I thought it was real. Now you some real tweets in person tweeted. No, we are not in this together
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all was in this together.
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and then one of my favorites, this woman says they are clueless.
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is Hollywood. Trying to play is again Europe,
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because this is calmer, responds to a partially
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lasting for the locked and end. You just want to get a fun. Rockers yeah he's gonna, go city and be a fat pig, fun records or something Annie swearing. When I say that word fun,
so he was being a little fun Rucker about oh a little bit about homer foot record,
and our bed record flower men Rucker.
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and he responded in that. We have a twin right here. I wish it. We will show it
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totally, everyone, Russia, India, can somber cancelled,
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And a preliminary hearing to establish evidence in the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden
a federal judge dismissed all charges.
After the revelation that he was not a democrat good for him
Sometimes it's like you need like a lot of evidence.
Somebody's been unripe fish.
Other time you don't need a lot of ants Gus.
We did this era that he was not a Republican.
What did I say wrong where he is
I'm gonna take it out on Monetary union,
I made the joke, not at all the others, like crickets
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think about it for a long time I mean. Is that makes sense, because I know you think through the negative is Democrat. Is a Democrat got it
anyway. You guys get at the gate, the joke.
Yet I think some of these people that have been put behind bars for this kind of stuff, like mine, Steen and an Epstein. Yes, then they they
probably realise too late. If I just told the judge wade
gonna turn said Mama, don't I'm Adam Democrat. Oh I'm sorry, son for office is a democratic, I'm sorry, Sir Red. This way, nudist freedom ran on the spot sets of em.
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in your face
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but I am ready is who shouting about cabin hollered silent now, yes, partisanship
it happens from both sides. It is operating glaring example. On the other side, mom your thoughts
I was thinking she wants about people together. She wants to unify. Oh, ok, ok,
go with that story, anti user. Whenever you want, I was you
Facebook friend, who you grew up with,
and he's a democrat and dead this week on Facebook. He doesn't think
things they should take by out of it. Many things should be, as should be fair.
Both sides. He knew nothing about that as I do that coffee shop
now it's kind of Sunday you don't see, never
we get so cited are, but there are quite a few people
on the left, who are like, let's get this guy here, but is it a vote
vocal in part in the leadership that unease
down. I'm really know you gotta get behind this guy yeah
Although you see these are beds coming out there, like
maybe believe all women was kind of little. Much too like there are so many can very interests. Spectre of now that they have been believe Emory examination of leave darlin. Just you know it's really hard to its hard to come to a conclusion on this now suddenly becoming very nuanced about it. Yet that's fine! Now
you know, we ve forgotten the last story. I usually don't go back to story what we missed that these,
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said this
and in the hallway- and it's probably not
not the only thing I ever did anyone and I've changed
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One thing Adam for did our dear leader
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Cavanaugh hearings into switched out. The names verge terror, red and Joe Biden,
here's. What news Nancy policy I apply
the courage of Terry to come forward to share our story as
Ten you to learn more about these allegations against Joe Biden,
and sure that reads.
To justice and privacy are respected.
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America had every American should be concerned about what the debate around the allegations against Joe Biden says to young people across our country. We should stand with survivors, not punish them
when they decide to speak out. Believe
survivor, believe
but then they don't believe yes win,
get is true the idea of our efforts, so that
the funniest parts was peaceable was a feminist attorney. She
I ask: you grew up on twitter that she will
leaves tureen was assaulted by Biden
still will vote for him and supported since, like I believe he is a rapist, but I will
friends that's an incredible hurry. I mean I could just guess what she thinks: trumps rapists diseases from seven to pick. I leave you tearing, you have people who remember you told them about this decades ago. You we know, he's hands it, you're, not asking for money,
you're obviously struggled mightily with this. I still have to fight Trump, so I will
I'm still support Joe, but I believe you and I'm sorry
so weird empty words alone, for my guess is the news talking about that phone call from the mom? Are they not
Can I ever
conservative newspaper.
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they're saying it can't be proven it was her, but I'm sure there's some video downloader you could you get.
Compare the voices,
I mean the same thing. Is it just a noxious that this has to happen every every politician? Now I mean hassle
have to find them to dig somebody up.
A thing ass to go.
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have to go anti this with everybody. In the thing. I think that most conservatives during Cavenaugh we're saying if you did
truly bad yeah.
But let us look at the evidence. Let's see what the evidence is right and you
still say that about Tara like well, maybe Jordan. Do that look once the evidence
but a man. What's the weird thing here is the timing is a super crazy thing that are doing on the left where they're going. You know why,
must believe all women
two years ago, in addressing while we didn't mean all you notice, is this crazy you're crazy
act. Livings am I right
you guys are way more serious in real life than the one. I listen to you
That was a serious, does nothing, let's go to a fun.
More fun or want me, I'm more funding
authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty covered nineteen models. Confirmed
They did their pretty confident. They know
with the weather, is going to be like in one hundred years.
In here. Like confidence sitting predict everything,
On for two months,
one hundred years more pretty sure what.
Recent climate scientists predicted governor different case
so its authorities is right. Experts expert
I think most of them experts have really good predictions, never wrong when anything agri
so we should always isn't everything they say. I grant disavow recount the story.
The war we're do. Is I'm going play a little game here?
called name that fail prophecy in our inner. Do multiple choice and then you
which, when you think a real scientists said
now tat they will reveal which one of your mom knows house in order
I'm not your mom nose out. Skinner fuel will see
all right I'll, do all read the following: first, you choose Kyle came. The word
will be cold enough to have gone into another ice age two times over by the year. Two thousand, that's one.
With the amount of time the spends in a given millennia, scientists predict mass dizziness and a pandemic of vomit by the year. Two thousand ten could all spinning.
By the year two thousand fifteen, every american household will do
With the tragic experience of their pets, heads falling off.
After Dick Fourth, an informed choice. After decades of cow abuses, cows will develop unnatural milk toxin that will wipe out the human race by the year two thousand twelve, which one is real.
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action that scientists
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as far as I remember that so complete
think his didn't they don't. They say we're warming we had. I was, I was wrong: what is a climate change now cause and whatever is announced just changing is changing this ban
one thing, though I almost almost
I'm done that one one. One of my first dates with that Wales rocket scientist dad
we and salt and pepper, shaker on the table, and I like ok, here's the earth
been so fast. How can we don't get dizzy and
making go around the sun spend spend spend. Do they understand that its meaning and it's that hold
when he for our for once been? I just thought everyone just always said the earth's bins fast.
So, whoever wrote that
how he might doing right now? It's crazy think yeah I've itself ass, how come you're not to see that
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I d night like down. If we're going to do so,
convinced him tat. The earth is flat,
we demand ever thought of this here and a big this discussion.
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be entirely depleted philammon hot Tito's by September
A hundred percent of humans will experience death by bear,
by two thousand the earth will be overpopulated with seven billion people, and that is simply unsustainable.
We had a hundred and fifty million violent gun deaths over the past fifteen years, meaning that humanity will be extinct by approximately yesterday
Oh, you know what I'm going with. Obviously, hundred percent of humans will experience death by bear. I knew that you would jump on that. One, that's why I wrote it and you were wrong
Actual prediction is that by two thousand year from me, overpopulated with seven billion people, so it's funny man
Fourteen years off there are seven billion now overlap, but they
Fourteen years off, there are seven billion, now overlap, but
They predicted that be so interesting, but we could not survive that massive population boom. Of that many people we couldn't handle it. It says here that he forecast in the hundreds of millions would starve to death in the 70s
can anyone like over sixty sixty million Americans would serve starve to death in the seventies, some wrong wrong pie,
all dumb scientists, cash scientists idiots some sign this guy.
Get a real agree in this area.
Worried.
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Mama Lance take this one guy,
I might see by the year two thousand fourteen water
obsolete,
and to global warming
we'll be so bad mighty doesn't find that you can cook a bag of popcorn just by holding out the window.
Third option by the year two thousand thirty years from now the entire world, with the exception of Western Europe, North American Austria will be incomplete, famine or five,
really is a very real danger of having at least three new newsboys albums released in the next five years, which ones real was really made
are you laughing? This is I totally forgot all of em
three is when I put in my head, because it had a lot of words and sounded like a scientists would
Lay in a way is plain away, and yet it is going to be funny about that. You are correct, it is that is correct in the entire world will be in a state aid and deliver you two thousand, that the entire obi and famine. This is a little balderdash
he s a modern ass,
but when I gave them, we should play the more name, even I'm so bad at Idas, giggle one.
Gus definitions for words and have to guess which ones real cellphone. He said Joseph
You're Gunther, a professor at North Texas State University in the nineteen seventy issue of living wilderness demographers agree almost unanimously on the following Grimm Timetable by one thousand nine hundred and seventy five widespread famine begin in India. These will spread by one thousand nine hundred and ninety two include all of India,
stand. China, the near east.
Africa by the year two thousand.
Similarly sooner south and Central America will exist under complete famine conditions do not happen. No
I hear you hasten ready final thither finale earth,
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the Babylon Bee Gees top hits of the week. Well, it's mother's day or almost mother's day.
And so we are here talking about the most important topic in the universe, your mom right, your mom. It's a big tough,
but we are. We are interviewing the mostly most their lids, a little topic for bovine. Yet we have small mom misery
but as a your mom subscribers re answer me nevermind
So another go to my mom.
We have carefully so allows because our moms- or here we ve, had many guests on the ban on be podcast right, but on Paul
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well it's way surpassing any of these politicians?
Commentators and more importantly, in them, is our mothers. So today
We have our mothers on the mother's day. Podcast welcome well
where's. That say: welcome Diane Welcome, Diane and
Diane, we had a two days nerve authorized by Diane,
as you know, the way to discern them,
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When my mom's lasting begs, so we get a demon
man and de bags.
So when you do that with my name, it sounds like demon. What do you have you? Have your grandparents are near grandchildren? Call you grandma Duncan my grandma grandma manner,
Well, I got mine, combine grainy be well if, if kind,
says mom will know, he's talking to me acre and if you
those I andean go now you're too good a point also Diane or evens mom, Kyle's Mamma and then we'll
Ok, we have a good reason, not figure it out at her. I welcome its mother's day.
We're here we're talking and we want to find out. First,
Overall, this? U birth, you Bertha!
You worked hard, you brought you made money
You didn't area to do any. My mom was a single mom, so she went through a lot
Our moms go through a lot in the train
but I wasn't worried saying my momma didn't go through a lot, wasn't worth it was it worth it goodness gracious was worth it was it worth. It
regards
an absolute your mom's them, I'm on a scale, one from wounded him? That's all sports, and
ten more well yeah gazillion.
Yeah. Well, you know how you feel about your kids know, that's how we felt it.
Aren't you going through their own outward?
elinor younger. It's more of a question that we have this spread rain area, one junior high who sit like the worst time, the junior, and then we have the two year old.
Is the worst and then the five year old playing off two year old so and where
lockdown thrilling, locked down with kids at their worst moments of their lives, so yeah, so as to think that it will all be worth it in the end makes you go
It's gonna be often yes, it's already you. Mothers have any words of encouragement for Ethan. As you go out at this stage of twins in martini,
I know I was a horrible teenager. Our memories are anything to help help guide Ethan through the valley of the ship, shadow of the genome, the valley of the shadow and general them. I was
What gender is something I am I did have to girls after I had two boy: that's what I'm asking what how what
access to your old boy, five year old girl, a ten year old boys, actually
the easier and now and then the thirteen year old girls continue very dramatic.
I would say, and relegate your girls for the beauty and complexity they bring to the world there. There less simple than boys more complex, but they bring someone beauty and joy and celebrate her
she was this so nice. No one does indeed have a unique opportunity for the effort. He says beauty and complexity. So I go it's.
To be a train wreck, so I translate that sounds like shattered spies, swell
Also just realize it's not gonna be forever.
You know, their hormones are raging in
and they are in.
Thing is so serious and they a goal
like themselves. You know- and I think it
Important to remind them here that all there,
their friends are feeling this way, even though it doesn't seem like it. You know
I think there are the only ones going through this and they're not here.
Also
before suggest that as beautiful and you should
let your let your daughter, no she's beautiful,
physically beautiful and warned her about man
lies. Young girls. Don't realize you know, especially, I think now, in this day and age, with some
sexuality and everything. You know that
our attempting man just by
the way they look now
I never knew that when I was a kid when I was young, men are tempted by physical things
fiscal beauty in our hearing a mean, travel explain to
girl, how a guy's mine works in.
Really have to get used to believe, because in our view they can really comprehend the way it works. It seems I had only so differently. In the arena. Modest is modest.
Their use. That's a good one. That is pretty
and not to have girls them in girls are wonderful but its spare
I do not like to do it
I don't think I win or lose. Why
I thought I heard I wanted a daughter, but the thing about care son is like I imagined my son and he's kind of a meaning, the others things about him. I never could imagine. But, like you have you, I did what having asunder likened. It's kind of lines up, allocating a daughter you think about it. Like you aren't like you, you son is going to become a big
yeah he he looks at. You asked me to become that one day, but your daughter, your daughter, your this mysterious creatures, this giant creature that protects her. You, like her blue.
Bear or like the iron giant or use that give this giant creature that is rough and stubbornly, and you embrace her and care for her, and you like this, the almost you feel like this magic beast.
When she's with you and you slow down the river with her on your belly, and you said you had he bugs exactly
I like em in the moms on eleven, my jokes super lack of might describe as teenagers was how I like as a teenager. Now. That's why it's there
no time to think about this and there's no way, but not a currently describe it. So Kyle was ok. He was president of the crew
in club and class club
learning the lot right there so professed class clown. Were
I think I one place clown one year and senior year, maybe in high school, I would say he despised, convention country. He would wear these classes to settle and I didn't have the lenses in them.
These display of names to be reviewed at hand and different shoes from each other.
The bright colors and if anything had a Nike logo or anything there be duct tape over it,
He was like we're loners, even we're thinking to promote these big brand. I will not about duty corporate sponsored that, if I'm right Bible hers has unleashed are very, very likeable by me, but I'm his mom, but yes, but they don't think it's either by some book.
Everybody in your philosophy club was more than a carpenter cash. Endowing he had a cousin band, so use creative with his
is music. Had a cousin band, look
beyond man, I gotta cousin ban to be lemon. Vienna, Threed wanna be Button wrap in minutes.
Gregory MOM, I would say Kyle embrace life. It's brought so much joy.
So my granddaughter some a funeral.
Laughter,
he had a really long hair you. We must rely on the area cheeses here going on. It's all. Somebody does communist me almost sweeping home
now. You are really in the Christian rose halfway through my school yeahs, ninth grade tenth grade
He was the total grunge free her coming here.
In the current obeying and headlong picture
Elsa behind stringy here who I must say that I was Isaiah the weird. Yet we are now
Did you know that allowing ponytail title that you said along the Kirk obeying here the covered my eyes like? What's stare people through hair,
move around girl lesson.
Remember how often I was confused with a girl, my people so
is your daughter, gonna stay in the car during this car wash when we got that that question perfectly well
yeah. I can just remember the grungy shorts and now the black boots with you now.
Crummy old, he sure combat movie. I may moon combat, but I didn't write viable verses on them. I drew the pictures out every heads and things like that in a wretch
He was into the sky
newspaper drawing cartoons and got in trouble for a couple both of those because they were
how can it said that you were
the severed heads and our
in a whole series of jokes about animals of leprosy who just Dolly's dumb jokes were like a dog is catching frisley, was making his head come off like a cat is like scratching the drapes, but its arms are still struggling draped in the cap on the ground, like my arm shall off so this
as a prelude to your biblical nest. There were severed heads in the by our opponent, leprosy in the Bible. I leprosy uses these skills to this day. To Joseph
things on the van wanting. So right, do we still
Many of these comics dying,
or have a book of em. I think I have myself
Maybe you're going sign from my patriotic get a you get one of em Lego Digital. We added a bunch of those yeah yeah. He had.
A couple of different bands started there.
Listen, a plague here, I'm up at least once a month,
I opened my eyes around in the garage.
Lantern identically,
I was wrong. I was the old lady and Leah Concerts and the first aid lady, because the Bush pit
had some injuries
helper,
Arms are like angels man when it comes to kids, who start bands, because there
ratio
and now that I really make his minister band, I can't believe you went through that of me
so I look back now might well. Thank you myself notches. The number one supporters, oh yeah, yeah
all those gonna need. I thought, having abandon the practice in the garage could land
We see no, I am and what I'm doing here throughout and our house
and then he went to young life camp and that's red.
Turn your life around right, yeah, you ve, basely forced me to go. I did you paid me.
You was working, was working memory. You were working, my mom is a hero, suffuse working like multiple
jobs at a time issues. I can show you David,
bless you working all day were waitress at this bar
and in
arrest, I didn't
are you also worry, but you had more
jobs. On top of that three, I am you do paper out in your and so
come on you guys I've seen and
never licence yet, but I drove so much was this
tiny small town. You know you were so
I doubt I would actually do the paper out and you sleep at the back. Some nights could you're so wiped out from all the work you are doing.
Three boys and ass, so I was pretty.
I appreciate the chunk of money. You were giving me for that and I didn't want to miss a day of it cuz I was in so, but you wanted me to go on this week trip to ITALY, so you gave me a
vacation to go and you're telling me no excuse. So you got you got my relatives top
if the tripling you paid me to go with side choice had been alien.
Yeah. You didn't want to go because your friend didn't want to go.
I also hated those kind of things: a hate church camps and made Airways hate. All that stuff
I really don't want to go, and I love it. I really
limit, which is weird Cosette, was now.
The men. I would win this myself loving, lower and the teenager Thing Kyle. You look like you're about to say something on em
Don't you is look like that now we are going
I think it was fifteen when we flew to Washington DC for mainly trip
so the whole right on the airplane. He let me know that we were making him go. So what Diane set over reminded me on this?
commonalities menagerie going on here between the two
citing my constitutional right here.
Taking away my american freedoms, you link, I can't believe you're making me go so we get a vacation has the best time of anybody. He has a great
I'm so that all up and then the whole plane ride home EAST. I can't believe you took away my rights you.
I am in America,
Yes, my love for liberty runs deep. It comes from my teenage. My oppressive parents,
I actually launched a protest one time they try to make me get braces, so you can see Loretta
you can see that I have this bottom to feel like sticks out, and they tried to get it fixed for me, and I do wish you hadn't, but I
protests signs all over the house on the walls
a man went up on our own and he got it from me. We call it that
Barbara crowded, that's my name. You have to Keimer Crowd, gathered there, so crowded all the teeth don't fit there. So I knew I should have made you buy
you are so passionate and I'm like world a few thousand bucks and he'd really doesn't want
braces unaware of that meeting. I had I made you get them. Who knows? A few thousand bucks out
So when I was a kid, my mom was a hard core commit us do chores. I was I chopped
at every weekend, because we are used, wouldst, thou, wouldst overheating. We had this giant lawn. That was like a star
vertical hill dwindle modal on so I always I would my biggest beef with mom was it. She was at. The slave driver should make us work.
So much so remember, member one week
can I got no matter. What did I do? First aid? I need a cartoon. My computer is a looping animation.
And it was of me and my brothers are in a vague, an egg in a cage I think and in the end
She has had his tears running down her eyes and it showed you wanna thrown like laughing
laughing dynamically Co Uk.
Found that it has had a running a loop on the computer while we were doing their chores and you're laughing so hard at it.
Then I got magazine you demanded, and I think it's funny, and then this is
Bad admitted, but it's really now. This is my sense of humour in high school. I of others is running, don't read into a too deeply
the next analysed and I did was the cages broken open and my mom is lying on the floor. Wiggling like this like a cartoon character and we all
guns and Regos repeatedly he's out school because Isinglass, Nolan, her school shooting started like like
we're hearing about the one in Eugene. Oh yeah, I mean my France all joked like that. We'll joked about shooting and stuff and catch over got any anymore
But she thought I was Larry's to disturb. You know it's killing
We have the power to make it has made it funny to us is that we do not have guns. You have a dad around that with we didn't Hemingway guns you out again. We are growing up, but I'd never even touched one and tell my friends from around the oh, so you that was an anecdote. That was an actor
and then liberties deserve disturbed. Now. Can we ve kindness animation, know that computer think truly crash said
These are major innovations, real old computer. When I worked nothing that crazy the hours mathematician.
Yeah he was good in animation, so
now. He did crazy things like that. I still encouraged it. I love that I love the lack of over reacting this to what she thought to what you had
and admiring and creativity and the humour in it. Instead of focusing on
Violence is bad,
bring me with animation of me getting shot, you see, it was kind of, is I made it enough? It was funny.
I like the way you were on the ground like wiggling, like as if it like
You don't know the whig like now shouted lives if they were like flies getting, as I made a silly tat, whereas now
just a yourselves as well
That's I found some tips from arms on the internet. No really
see what you guys think I wanna get Diane Diane Stick
mom and Diane's. Take on this so number one stick to an early bedtime. You haven't down thumbs down.
What do you think guns that? Thirdly, let alone really bedtime temper better,
waiting for the council. Yes, sign of I get in Tibet as soon as physically possible.
So why are you answer older girly bedtime, mom.
Even when you re getting on very structured. So I think we got judged by some people when we are raising here that we didn't have you embedded.
At an amateur he married.
But we have fun so your own struck.
It was definitely our house
I don't mean that anyway
We want to save you guys that you'd damage, like a structure, is hassling with us, because her so casual we were thee,
fun house that, like all neighbourhood gave the winning Gonna neighbourhood, gives us they'll, give our house that will bring
Amanda. We have lacked a dozen kids at our house just run around wow. My mom would have gone insane.
Is it you didn't empire? Yeah
I would like to their work.
Kids and lakeside. Yeah peaceable varies,
towns in Oregon for people?
Empire lot appeal street children.
Everywhere has led to try once they had to be in school. We were do eight, thirty or nine by as toddlers it's like want. No one's telling us where we have to be tomorrow. Let's play,
didn't. I get up at like two in the morning industry around my bike around the house. Dagda got up in Europe
big will in the hall you gotten it out a grudge.
Are another advice from arms, create many traditions stemming
Many are many, many like small, like little traditions. Like
Why? I can think of one from our childhood. We have a special birth. They play a plate likely to have a birthday plate. Every birthday there's a place as yours,
today, and I always they always said. Oh I'm not social every other day Rios Montt, special today as part of the treaty,
employed about the birthplace, absolutely for that one about you, Diane they didn't have averted
he played whereby we make every year money, Kingbirds yeah, what's binding,
Ed
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Oh, yes, he's on Fridays, remember I am moving. I tried it will be diminished
getting us at a holiday temper.
Just to help your holiday staff Christmas tree in.
Look warm on the lukewarm. I wasn't absolutely. We were one. I was absolutely further maneater
yeah I'm trying to think of some more though I know we have it. I know we had a ton in the summer. Sometimes we didn't theme Thursday and there would be like a circus theme or your cousins will come over
not Pinterest, ing at all, replied us towards Boston names.
Of our many tradition on and if you have any ideas, just trying to think of some, but it was a small things like this
when we were in soccer was like Burger King Thursdays and we just gotta murdering, and it was just.
And we ought to be to see who got the longest fry. That's when I was a bible, steady dahlia, take you too, but I was dead thing. They were taking all dead story,
our he did the he would do the the little trips where.
You just drive around town and see where we ended up. If there
storm you guys will make us did about down there. You know how these two out of transiting through these are down. These are fathers, these stories, who have to save him for fathers too.
Take your kids on individual dates.
By day your children,
It is a good thing if you can go now,
in a single mother. I I think, as part of the world
we didn't have a little traditions and I couldn't take em
individual dates are the time I could
didn't want to be with their mom. They want
their friends. They didn't happen much younger.
Two times I've taken like I took Eliza to Disneyland all by yourself in that is still one of those special memories we were had and then Lily took her to the Matilda play at a date night and yeah,
It's so worth it do it. If you can do it too
the old times.
The other one, unwanted so manageable. You forget how like nice, it is to have kids like when it's just one loud and screaming at each other. It's like yeah, because it that's what they really want. They want to be focused on.
Yeah need to learn in reality they can't be focused on, but everyone still out. This causes this sigh of relief when, like you, can focus on them and they get what they wanted. You know, then, we'll go back to reality.
You will remember that forever. My dad EU on on a one on one once and I never forgot that I still, I still think about it- sometimes
Kids would get the idea that, like lucky, I work hours and hours and all this time and all the money that you get the girl comes from oil. I focus on you attend, but then it really translate that
Tell me about I like much older, that's good to. We had some really good Sunday school teachers in our adult Sunday, school class, Kyle's dad and I and one of the best things that they said was to spend fifteen minutes a day which we didn't do it every day, but letting your kid just be a kid and letting him get an idea.
Of what to do and then not making a teachable moment out of it just following their idea and going with it. So as a teenager Kyle I took
I'll do whatever you want to do, and he had me, Dr Backward. I can't hear you had me DR backwards through
talk about an order, only guacamole who we were in that
when you are in here is in my view, but it was fun
to get the idea, and I just followed- and I think about backing through drive through, and it sounds heart
You did and I'm sure I didn't do it. I, like the wheels turn on the back and you gotta like other points, but I had one
with my dad is the little girl one hundred one and he had a
RO in the summer is when you didn't teach our school, and I got to get up like at four a m and go with him and I was so excited and drink.
Chocolate milk and got ill. We had to go into this nicely on Israel.
So you tell me what is that's, how excited I was as one of six children to be one on one with my my dad. So it is, it is special. Now
its tummy ache? Special thumbed allow your kids to fail. Definitely deaf I'd rather stop from failing mishap.
We're going to fail. Some writing it. I guess they get all, whereas they get when you see them about to fall off the sight of a building. When
smaller sticking to fork and allied saga. You stop when there, as my dad fifteen and going to spend the money on some damn you can. Let you let em we're gonna die
Locking nut with my brother know is like playing on the edge really high up and there's some fisherman friend of his, like you know, Tommy
was plain right there on the edge he's gonna fall off my Ngos,
The way I learn next time you know he's gone
the day, so all the way down there. It is not the way out of a mug labour,
we, the tide, was an end.
It was you I wear. The tide was anyone again into the ocean,
school fired, not spoil likely toddler
You know was had something high Ikey tell him it's hot, they dont understand the after. Let him get burned
a little bit near, bear little,
so then they understand hot,
no other, avoiding being asked to that too to let them fail, but then I'm trying to think what is fail and I can't really think of examples, probably like right, trailer by regular bacon, gonna crash capital.
Or fall down. You know, sir, on other teenage years, like dating a diagonal heard her own. Now, how did you guys were of the allow your kids to fail philosophy, none too bad with them? Yet fail decisive final, yet I'm it found get back up
Yes, I have a family meal together every night this last longer than I could ever get check in
I guess I didn't get so much pressure due to family meals together over nine. Sometimes you know what make yourself some Syria, I think that's ok to yeah person
Yeah we create together my most of the time, but then what
Everybody got older and get jobs. It's impossible
working? You know I am the older, the kids get the harder it is getting ready to get together it.
I'm not proudly on our part. We did the Wednesday night twenty burgers for five dollars and moved on
The idea is to have some right on the way to a lotta and now
so help me. I'm like. Oh, my goodness. I didn't really do that. Damn poster
thirty thirty burgers Doin bird were well my sister's husbands, atom he's really cheap is number being cheap and he would have each kid go in and by twenty burgers and then to freeze them. That's pretty good,
yeah. We went to meet girls on Wednesday night too.
We'd inside
and more was a me altogether. Rain became
ass. It was to focus fun the totally council whose work
some of the worst moments raising us.
Skip little stories here was the worst could be.
Two, your own vomited up, something could be teenager crash the car. What is it? What do you think some, the worst stories, embarrassing moms,
me thoughtfully. I am hoping I remember their mistake, or maybe it wasn't even think that have always likes assuming the very best of them. So now that the kids are older, this story,
he's come out your finding a retroactive when he was letting derive when she was thirteen,
Yet as I let you never tell my sisters to drive or one of em when I was new and I'm a Buick, we just go the Parthenon glittered around certainties. Thirteen year. What then I was acting? Yes M team,
makes your mother now geez
yeah. We were little hooligans sometimes, but it was always very peachy hooligans and we were Pd Hooligans a thing,
They will send you a crack dealer even known
but like a high school, we would get jam. We go jump. The fence at the apartment, complex down the street and go swimming pool. Therein
Why? Don't you tell me you know what it's like? That would also be breaking stir religiously. Getting in MR, there was a pepper shaker I kept buying from pampered. Shall sum
the one to break it can break and violent wanna make a man about a benign, probably just as it was likely
find a yeah.
They handle them. Anymore. Must gonNa Kipling oriented Pembroke just now that if you turn
but whom again challenge I wouldn't sunlight. I went very troubled challenge was he would have big ideas that I couldn't quite fulfil so he'd say
I want to make a helicopter and I'd go, get some construction paper and glue and scissors. No, I want to make a real helicopter.
So I always a little added weight to five
if those Mikhail Gabby yeah that was chatting
Yeah well you're too, through the worst thing. I can think you, through the piano being kept me when you're through high school. You got mad.
Don't you? Let me go to a concert.
They have been the weird I'll concert. Camera was the we're AL yank. Now it was one of those local rock concerts
I don't let you I gray eyes some bad. I think I got myself grounded, let me or the concert I did
These were the bad days, are fighting
Finally, we all thought was like a house of fighting for like dear for years.
We were alike in high school, really, the most volatile ages, Junior either I school and I loved a piano bench at my mother and she dodged in and then she actually fake, called the police.
I love you actually nearby value, then you start throwing myself out of MILAN. Let me know that I ask you to be kicked out than ours,
I started pleading so yeah
here. I am today after throwing
your mother and you survive survive even arrived user and cheese.
Smiling. We all recall affable now I know you
so mad you're, gonna Brito against the wall.
Get the wall, the wall above the trash can live, there might be no stay there and we were also manner. Yelling is screaming and he slammed the breed arrogance towards is tired of it and it hits the one big.
Like a perfect Brito against the behind. It was like it's got splattered everywhere and is it
duck Ryanair like a work of art.
And it was so funny the way hit the wall that we must also laughing and like the fires like the fight was over, the Brito is so funny.
You think I don't think we have any violent stories or yet of father there to stop you halting like throwing throwing things.
I m really matter. I Ryan punch me once, but I think that the parents we never like, we never followed these ceilings. We fight with our similar, been we'd, never punched real
My mom was like my parents are like Adam in, like if you'd started to hit was like you're done. You know yeah. I had this thing that home with a safe place, the world is hard out there, but at homework.
Safe and they pretty, but I can't believe like to have two boys. It really didn't beat the daylights out of each other. One time I did say if you wanna hit each other go ahead and
and I put you in a room and shut the door and you guys history laughing mood measurements medicines which that, as long as far as throwing things and all back,
Remember I remember saying: there's a guy
way and are not good way to express your anger. I never really went farther to its president. The gonna make it
were telling you, you can't buy your brother, but you can stay. You feel like biting your brother,
did. I was on the landline phone ones talking with someone. You picked up the phone, your two or three mom I feel like biting my brother.
Then I would have you bite a pillow by still don't know quite what to do with anger, but yeah we didn't have the big
think Boeing learns of brown stuff, but I guess I called you guys a name, I shut your fat little faces and you will ever
memories Maloney, because they would have been worse than labour and
yeah one time where this were fine or whatever and issue
sad little faces
and which might areas like did did silence. I mean I'm just called us a name. Will we do then fuller? Yes, to this day, we still bringing it up because the only there was the only outburst
I had to get up, and now I've lost you
okey, here s, how I can hear you I take the rest.
Subscriber portion will do some embarrassing stories. Yeah, it's you,
and what are we having us going to try to do for the we have some fun
we're Calliope S. Mc highlights what was Kyle. Has a joke, but could he wrote
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