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Wednesday August seventeen
knox. Episode to this story of Detroit tat was, I think, that's what they pay
Their story board when they're like how we're gonna pieces together
One was dan campbell episode to detroit great city, yeah
shut out. Detroit in the city of hope, that's what you always had to say about the true there's, always a lotta hope there, and I am hopeful for detroit
hard knocks, has successfully made.
I believe in the detroit
and now I'm going to be probably very wrong about that is in one who's ever route for the joint lights knows, but I'm
that point were like yeah, I can see,
did civilized, making noise yeah yeah I mean what we we do
this happened to us every year with hard knocks yet
You know the lines were scrappy lasher when there are supposed to be terrible game campbell, instills, something
Some kind of emotion and everyone, if you watch him he has, he literally had like oh
ring of sweat right where it was spit right where his whistle was resting, just whistle spit, that's
but she whistles impact.
Any. I grew to end just
just as an aside like what
the hard knocks with with the lions conall
blue doesn't get enough shouts for being a great shade of blue, like
always carolina. Blue Honolulu is electric. It is very cool and
This is really hard knocks their plan
expert mode now, because every year
They try to get you to believe in whatever team it as their profiling and if they
get you to believe in detroit lines like, even if they just go
They go. Ninety eight that's a suitable for detroit like what what a story that would be an
I saw the picture that posted begat of Dan Campbell and whistles
on his stomach, it is
It's very impressive: it's like it looked like
seen from alien were sent, was furnished escape from his belly.
thing I was thinking was when they showed John brown, who, by the way, should be strictly condition and go up for this team. He would say
that spit right, our jack Campbell, small it a second, yes, John brown, a model.
Browns, as am I wrong, saint browns father, also
Echo mania, saint browns, father who's on the bears now is for
Mr
mr universe, monsieur le sir uniform universe. It was-
all areas seen he still. Trains is sons he had not only
a moment where he shamed them for drinking water and was like what speed
doesnt work
and then he just a stray at the man who catches more strays and anyone on earth kevin, durrant and was like
We ask your question given too,
and he torres achilles was last submitted a calf rays, and it was just like what I thought we had like transport it into first ache. It was so
for in that guy aegis rule,
like how was he not someone strengthen condition coach
yeah he's awesome. He should actually be on the payroll, and I love it is the kind of guy. That's as the mindset of
you should be able to lift your way out of a new problem that you are you you're. Your marriage is on the rocks, your training. I have
an end. He he embodies my number one rule which is don't
with a guy who's wearing a protein branded hat, that's a guy! I will absolutely fuck you only that he had. I think he runs.
Purity company, any also add the double jersey intervene,
weird way, whereas like bears interior and then lions on his shoulders and sleeves, and it was a very cool way to do a double jurors because, like lest we honestly
double jersey. It's hard to pull off obvious is usually family members. In this,
down. The middle is usually not the way to go heap. He made it look cool, and maybe that's just because about us.
They gotta get John brown teamed up with dale from detroit urban survival training to be the case
strengthened, conditioning coaches and see my
who says? No, I think they go seventeen. You know what I'd agree. I degree so sweet this episode. It was pretty.
pretty much detroit David.
While being great husband and then fumbling the game away, which I had been on the lines and that game so was like double whammy. I got to wash out again all
backfire of a public speeches in the hot or when he just like. Let's go get some first downs,
and we'll neil it out will win this game and then, like two seconds later, that was what, when he just,
couldn't catch the ball in
the one thing that was the I noticed like
I love it because there are humans. But, like you know the whole like next play mentality
wasn't really the case for tv for how you, just like this
socks I fuckin carefully. By did that, even
guy who dropped interception?
we're just laying there was, like, I add, the gate: litter
yeah you guys like next play, but not really, because that socked yeah I did
after david blood, because realistically that could get him cut and that's one of those
is where he's like. He knows what happened right afterwards.
something so simple that he's done a million times. It'll do two million other times
He knows that moment. It's like ok well,
as much as mark bruno loves me and I'll probably cry
probably means I'm going to have to find a new job, so yeah, and he
I guess the only silver lining is he's deftly in the running for husband the year like big wife,
I David Blau, like very supportive. That was actually a very touching little segment
Also this
one party are on twitter because the other
rodrigo the middle. Why back from ohio are oklahoma state?
was getting a lot of pub and you always have to be wary of anyone who gets like a big storyline in episode, one or two like David blau. They,
We like you, know what they say
that doubt then Campbell before I could.
thinking about cutting its like arcadia. While, let's get let's get a big story and
we're about he and his wife yeah
Their kids are gonna, be really athletics, but I want to draft their kid first overall, dual threat quarterback.
there was another guy in this episode named
I don't know who was but his nicknames
smooth, and they brought big smooth into break it down into practice, and they said
big smoothed, the serpent, the serpent of death and you're fucking
ass. If your nickname has a nickname. Yes, the only other purse I can think of is babe Ruth that had a nickname for nick
but yeah whoever the serpent of death is. I love that guy well done to you
with Rodrigo. I I
got to believe in Rodrigo due to its sound. It sounds like he's awesome and he's got a cool story behind em, but some
coaches love to use a late drowned
look here and on draft a rookie almost more to make
wait to everybody. Also on its aim, be like this.
guy Rodrigo he's, come to take a job like
they just use them as
as somebody that scares everybody into playing better beverages. Coaches, disappointed that europe putting its for as much effort for
as rapporteur, I was pretty awkward for him when they just had an entire segment. Were the coaches?
no one's ever done. Anything like this at line
occur in this building.
In front of all the other line, and then then he dropped the line that
I didn't realize hank freely.
That's a lie. Coach has been
for five years, which credit to him because he went from pressure,
darrell bevell to Dan Campbell, like that's, that's impressive,
that stick to this and that
I was like. Oh yeah like if you take one
Look at a fairly dan Campbell was love right away, just like yeah. That's my guy yeah,
like if you're an aggressive physical office of language. Then, if
rescue teams really really bad. You guess how bad records
You can be the one that sticks round, because you can't blame anything on the office of light. While it also just comes down to a simple moment where I'm sure the office of lie, men were like told dan Campbell like we want ache freely and the office of women are just the biggest jews in the room, so that usually get what they want. Yet he was
ex mass, dank able as an excellent power stance throughout this observes well his his
are always wider than a shorter. With this,
he continues to set records for using the word men. Yes, when he's addressing his team
We should do a drinking game, yet you have to drink your own spit. Whenever Dan Campbell says media, it's be super hydrated by the air. He I'm trying to think of the other moments he had. He he's a butt guy. He he revealed that right away when he was a tj hawkins on was wearing booty
cities, like my wife, used to have those
flash about everything reminds me of her. I should I should texture meme in real life. Oh, I forgot aided hundreds and family.
that was a forty moment. What and when
what what's? What's the misery universes name general around here,
like either properly sit up in that pops up there. In that sweet, twenty million dollar bonus or whatever it is like flashes to them sitting up there,
freaking out, which of course I would freak out their brother son, but it was
the one moment I loved was
not made like any.
two tackles to start the drive and his mouth
this crying like literally cry,
and then use here out of the corner of the sweet is dad be unlikely to staff.
ackles I'll take it
where we are like this breezes like tat, was ok
I give it lays down a programme. This is
very funny moment, and there are you- don't talk about what he should do for sacked dance and all that stuff.
I had it. I brought my notebook out, I'm going pen on paper this season, I'm going to just see how that goes tried on doing it forever. I made a note
when they showed inhabitants family up there, but I didn't look
up or the jets playing against the lines this year, because if so Zack Wilson is absolutely gonna show out in front of his pressure for sure
backwards way of fifty saying that she's attractive
No, I'm say that zack. Will it she's a kind of girl data? If we cannot forget that hake week, you
I think he wasn't she's really was I learned. How can I say this without getting the immediate park? The delay
but no, no, no that I'm putting the bark on deck Wilson and that work, because I know
You know he's at home, he doesn't have. Anything else to do is is recovered from surgery he's watching.
So these put a big fat circle and weak fifteen. Ok,
Gee billiard headrest
I would say that an hutchinson she's cistercian be referred to Jews in hutchinson sisters, but rattling hutchinson should be referred to as the broad
of miss michigan
Ok, let's give them their flower. Yes, I like tat night and Mr Michigan in law, night, nice, nice correction. There
and then the last time I was very sanders could still like. I know a joke
but he was looking at the grasping like
this outbreak, quick like watching,
I still got some miles left
yeah. He was looking at the grass exec Wilson's looking in hutchison smaller this year. That's true!
and I think that bert I think burst centres could actually he could get
forty yards and again realistically,
Moreover, it would be,
totally eyes? I think that he could get forty yards binding the best, often to blindly maybe
the lines on line who are the best lines right now, probably the brown
pretty good right cowboys. I think
good? I think you get forty yards in algeria. I mean those the mile.
That he left on the tyre. They don't go away
they're still on the younger you after
forever yard daddy got in the nfl. He probably got like four yards going latterly or back. It is true that is true, does have a lot of latitude
good episode, not as strong as the first one put out. There is pretty good episode amid I'm still intrigue, still excited
I also wanted to show our good friend jerk off felt like Ebay,
when a great job on the sidelines specially pop up david brow, even though
he totally Carson the game and cost my bet, but again good husband, so whatever but
thousand, I see you're just get in the max. You guys
also called you call them TIM Kennedy, the other day, yeah
Tom Kennedy. While I can't believe we said something we're a name wrong.
you can use mia
whose tell me how to talk about the enemy guy,
it's a nice guy- that's got takes on libya,
what do you got bill, your muted now I call them
and I think I echoed it so billion I
In the wrong,
Journalists for names, you screwed up bank.
as a czech just that
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last thing before we get to the resolution. We have also
in Brazil, our in studio had latin in studio in a couple of years and pft you are do you want to,
your arm is like this is gonna, be time time time travelling, yeah yeah,
Well, I went to the doktor today because couple days ago soon, a club fitting for a good friend
of a tailor made and they were they're, gonna hug me up with them.
We clubs, but I hit probably like a million golf balls and on what my last swings felt. Like a pop
a twinge in my elbow, and
finger started. Go now so ass pro football doc about it and he said that
do you see all thanks? I went to go see doktor today,
diagnosed with aid, they didn't ultra sound
on my elbow, which is kind of cool. They put devil gel on and they they rubbed the want back and forth
and so I've got, I've got
nerve damage to my honour nerve. I think it might be.
a ligaments overweight. Two weeks I can't make the flexing motion, so I can't do this at all.
I gotta get less rather youtube, I'm doing right now, so that's gotta,
take like several box off the list. If I can't even make my right arm we're doing, thou pride make it worth while I'm not stupid, I can do it, but I'm not supposed ok, so they re download batteries starts docile, basically like more than ever, urges year in a very religious household down,
You know I would be Europe's postal yeah.
actually it's catholicism. I got prescribed one sunday map and
Clearly the doktor told me that I'm so strong he's never saw anything like tat before that, my
for our muscles tore my ligament off my bone potentially. So
to go back and two weeks see. If it's healed, that's
This obviously not would actually what really happened, I'm so annette letting that I
My arm practicing golf not even playing cut that private. So I like to forget our you're. Ok, you are I'm, so I know for a fact that you were about to like break eighty, and this is
stop you.
Well yeah. I mean I had a lot of momentum. I think I broke one thirty last time, so I mean we're trending in the right direction. If I keep these percentages up I'll be below eighty no time, but it's ok.
It's kind of a bummer but we're gonna move forward. I'm not missing any work, unlike stephen S, smid ice who took an entire fucking month off with a shoulder surgery. Now I might have
get surgery? Tommy John on this, and I don't know who
because Tommy John anyways, do we now get used to rename that surgeries, the pitcher who got the surgery,
I think it needs to be renamed. Who else had it diagram,
every picture it's now, but I think that you're supposed to get it just to its like a tune up. Yes, so I,
they come back, thrown faster right, so my arms gonna come back even stronger, will see what happens if I do have to get surgery by idea was to go, get it from doktor James Anders
because he does elbows and all that shit, so that would be
don't be interesting to have accounts consultation with them, but
Bottom line is right elbow? What's that you think he's maybe like booked out now?
No. He works on professional athletes tank and I am one
but this is gonna. Give me a good opportunity. Guys know
I mean
in my own brain. Ok, I mean you're, so
professional blog gaster. That should count like he's. He is a doctor of the stars. You are a star exact,
doing a a podcast more than anyone. I should know the importance of having a solid working right for our that's. Basically, all we have
but I'm gonna be able to I'm gonna, be able to move forward. I hope and not need surgery but we'll go on.
I get an mri and a couple weeks, but it's you know
Challenge, but this is this is why we podcast began you yet
by dog you to MRS show I broke my,
What then mrs show, there's just par for the course so hurt not injured,
looking forward to moving forward with this, but if you don't think I'm going to milk this for all its worth, you ve got another think coming, and I also.
In theory, should be able yet workers cop for this cause. It happened on the job. I was literally entertaining a client when it happens.
Some are so look. I've got this, get some brace on right now, which is it such a little beta, brace its basic
like the strap that you were in a game in remembrance of somebody, but after keep it all,
and then at night I have to wear one that just stabilize my arm, but you know like em,
I talk a lot. I'm not trying to make this about me. I'm trying to be real low profile with it. So we're just going to move forward and pretend, like I'm fine,
are some really right now, Tommy John. He got to see
the first picture to ever get the surgery and the doktor
I him a hundred to one shot of it being successful and he got there.
Surgery and
nineteen set. He gave you two nineteen sixty nine. He got the servers. Nineteen sixty three. He got the surgery in nineteen,
seventy four and he pitched all the way till nineteen. Eighty nine. So look at that.
He deserves like those right now lay tommy, John kind of deserves the name. The fact that he pitched
higher career after
you got. The surgery is pretty impressive
I'm just gonna call it a pdf t turn up
that's gonna be my name for it. So if
I extend my part, gaston career by another thirty years.
For the surgery than I think I should get the name. Thirty is the number that and look ok, because he is so I'm looking. I now job atomic bomb went on to win hundred sixty four games. After having the surgery
forty more than before
That's you gotta! You gotta put numbers
I gotta stay on top of the charts. That's all! I have no choice towards wait: autonomy
lemme give you the exact year. You stay up on top of the charts fur
Fourteen more years after the surgery. Ok,
That's easy. We will be fifty one years old,
your job. We're gonna padlocks from Billy Billy was looking only already Billy s lips ache. Looked at us like holy shit.
These ancient dinosaurs,
can't wait till we're. Fifty one doing this package still talking about fucking players, moms all the it the like all these kids
the kids from our docks today will be way.
Was a billy. Would you, sir, in fourteen years,.
I have thirty seven right. Yeah
Why don't you tell us how old you are? We don't know your age, twenty, three, ok
Fourteen years I'll be thirty, seven, that's it.
made me feel really that's fucked up when I'm fifty.
As I do the math. With of sure you done this big cat would like your kids when they're going to graduate that sort of thing that make
we feel old, I'm gonna be fifty one, and bill is going to be my yeah. No, that will be. My son will be like going to a senior year of highschool
in forty years, yeah billy.
he'll, be here myself. We really well. Hill he'll be
he'll be billy
If my son turns out to be you I'll, be very proud of him.
I believe everyone every kid it can just takes our own path. If, if billy
ends up taking our job like he thinks he's going to be. No, then he hires your son to be there
billy and he just constantly suspends him get back at you like. No plotters is my son's always on time, unlike
a model citizen, he just suspended for no reason I get. This is yeah
the future folks you're looking at it. So let us hope that pay all this
avoiding phd avoid surgery.
yeah I'll just say it like a lot of people saying thoughts and prayers to phd. My rule of thumb is, I dont need anymore. I don't need any more thoughts
Gimme your prayers. I've got enough
in my own heads or just pick. One thoughts refers. I'd prefer per year
bill. You have a solution before we take it to ourselves back in studio.
I have research chemicals that could solve all this but p. If these being too soft, actually, like all tat, was that european day or you being laughed, the answer is no any any time. Billy says I have research chemicals, my answers in automatic, yet by
then he started to get too far into it. It was
from a weird place. They cost couple hundred bucks,
I think villages
Villages like spending other people's money, so he was just like. Can I get your cars yo roving using for what oh? Well there you go,
I have to do it tft. I maybe
floater of respect and I'm gonna say pay of t like
If we want to stay at the top of the charts, I think you've got to take the research chemicals. So I I want real
I wanted to take the research chemicals, but then Billy said that he would have to inject them into mild out this fine I'll. Do that someone else to inject, I well out squirt, whatever liquid billy gives me into my bible, island jack to the chemicals.
Only by the chemicals I'll give you my cart, perfect chemicals. You already have the chemicals that you observe, that was a scheme
wait. So you are trying to give me your old chemicals just so that you could get a new batch for. So I was actually sad. They cats guard
Ok, so you don't bother chemicals or I will bring the chemicals I want to see. The chemicals
the council will also take the clock. We also that I dont get uninjured elbow.
It gets going to my preferred to prevent too
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wednesday was not cow shoot it. He just said the word mo you'd get a nice tan going on right now. Thank you. Yeah. I was enjoying some lights at the beach, as one does yeah album.
seed. Is J Monaghan?
Oh HO cash e g, our commissioner? Ah, there,
holding an all hands meeting all the p
where's layin, as well as as a corporate entity. What is all hands mean yeah, it's a circle back or is this a put opinion it? I think this.
like everyone just says, they're, says their opinion and then they say we're in a circle back and then nothing probably rainstorm. Gotta put I put tiger showing up in people, but I dont people are acting like that's the biggest deal in the war.
Oh my god tyres going to be there. I think that is the biggest deal the world do. Do you hear that
I talk about tiger. I know you're like us with him.
What is he gonna do do tiger could right now say I am taking over the pediatr. It is now my tour. I am commissioner
and there wouldn't even be like a voting process. He could just say that
and everybody be like yes tiger. You are king of golf, he's probably going to sit in front of everyone and be like look at me. All you gotta do is win like fifteen majors and you'll make a ton of money yeah.
That's awful perverts of a perfect test case for what pga towards the basic more I think about their tiger could be an advocate of the live tour because, like ie,
doesn't like women near his car?
We know that that's true had issues in the past, so there's some some common ground like cars and general, doesn't like cars and generally nobody should drive yes, yes, yes, maybe tiger should be
the board of tesla.
I would actually be a perfect fit
Ah, but yeah he's gonna like type
who's, gonna rally, the troops tigers, gonna, get everyone on the same pay. That's why I said Jane the monaghan was on the high seas. I do think it ten a bead, rather the troops against J. I I I don't know anything about jimmy on end, but I do know that, but I think a lot about you. I say a lot of, I feel, like a lot of the players have had to talk about the live
Don't talk about the live like they just want to play golf they're not doing here but there, but I think they probably do
issues with him because of how of course handle the situation which has made them have to highlight yours, I'm not a perfect perfects lou.
This is what should happen from the very beginning,
J Monaghan made. It is business too, to kick people off the tour
if they played in another organizations event which has got about ass, glad you're off the targets. It is awesome, but he also overplayed his hand. You have everyone's like yeah, ok, you know what you know it's better than then winning the fortnight challenge.
Is getting a hundred million dollars guaranteed, so J Monaghan just needs to be like listen. I thought this one up,
firing myself.
and we're gonna put like what other, whatever like hair peace and glasses, that you need to take my position
going to switch it up, and if you play on the live tour, you can also play the p g, a tour yeah. That's that's what is going to happen and he
the classic case of really overplaying your hand,
thinking that you had all the leverage in the world when you actually had zero, yeah but tigers going to tight. This is good for j moynihan tigers. Definitely his ace in the hole where he can be
hey tigers here, let's all cause tigers, very pro pga, tory turndown, nine hundred.
Million dollars or whatever so you know.
Getting. Everyone is important for this entire be just as important is like raw,
we being outspoken, they need. Did you guys
ok, we're not going! You now boost everyone up.
I feel year. You think this is like in
junction with the pda yacht. I layers against the pga, not against them,
I know I'm more frustrated with the current yeah and gonna be like pay us more over, like we're going to try to figure out how to pay you and the travel. Did you see like those, the all the all the people, all the all the lower tier players that are like trying to make the cut like there's the travel where it's like they're, going from like the travel schedule, makes no sense where they have to go,
arizona till I know what the people are getting into them back to. California is they're gonna put in guaranteed like appearance, feed money where
if you show up you get paid, even if you don't don't make the caught or
Don't you know exactly really? The big thing is the guys are like. Why wouldn't I go?
take a hundred million dollars and have it guaranteed verses having to fight and scratch for every single dollar on a peach pga tore every week, if you're in the top,
de or something like that, though guaranteed have you have some rewards disappearance like area,
the bottom line is very they catch
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added to his son, frenetic tatties junior? That's wild, getting his
in four steroids he said it was a mistake that could have in hand.
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draw the image of a player for such a small thing for a situation like this is a catastrophe not just for tatties junior but for
baseball, there's millions of fans that will stop watching baseball, yeah, millions, milk,
earlier. I for one will not watch basic law without, for,
The time has come of yours. You think what san diego ponderous,
million start there, but he also he went,
more. You know for his son he's going
Is there going to start travelling round dominican republic talking to young players about what happened
explaining their side.
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I'm just saying the steroids he did use is like an old ass asteroid metallic. Oh
You got a lot. It's it's been a ban
absence, since they invented ban subjects in in the m albion. Two thousand three: it's hilarious in its own right. That's when banned substances actually like came on the scene for a moment
but yeah into disaster. Religion were invented yet always like a cold war steroids. The russians in the sixty is also why the east germans used to youngsters like way better stuff and its allies on the box. What this my sterile is that you do not banned substances literally on the front of the box.
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and neo miss or whatever it actually
In the same, they just sound the same. What the bans, the ban substance just sounds like the fungal medicine.
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the axe and least send him steroids. That's a glass mistake. Yeah could happen to anybody, got it
in a david orgies out, a good. Take I too timid foresees was like
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in what his own dad, is doing: diversity,
is right. It's like if you're osment baseball they just covered up yet
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The throne is nfl blitz,
yeah because mind two guys aren't inevitable airline.
took one of mine to hang, took my golf one, so I had to audible to four
lets you out audible often bill is going have to ought I to really share. This is a big mix up, but yet nfl blitz is back there, they're selling it and without delay.
So why which is set out is I've, it yeah
There's ways basically selling porn with no nipples, it's it's the
nfl theirs,
bananas so funny the nfl said.
If that was once the idea, because nfl blitz was love by fans
This is one of the reps from the actual arcade game
they're gonna release three three of sports video games. Most memorable arcade adapt adaptations in a new package. They had
cleaned up for modern sensibilities.
they say eyes. If you want to do this, I've got to address these issues. The nfl was like Annabel blue
A video game is to violate the nfl, tell them
yeah. So I dunno. If the nfl knows why people played nfl blitz, so the ill fucking watching them around and smash them into the ground. It wasn't for the articles on this one. I'm a big time like go woke, go broke, guy yeah, no one's going to buy nfl blitz minus the late hits that the only reason it's just like a worse madden, digital madden's. Already it's tech mo you,
video by the way of madden. They were like
It was like a mean going around there's like madden or like madden gamers. We just want you to fix a game and like update some things, and then it says
in its use of video, of showing all the different ways that you can do. The greedy for
celebration, dancing around airports like you can customize it. This way that way, I I think that it is
thing. They should make a new video game. That goes the other way where you can play with, like
like a guns on the feel how you can play as dijon watson last point and you can like not on somebody's traced to avoid getting tackled
go way way way further in the opposite direction: young people by that shit and that's why they have only recently that arguments of lounges dogs- you are you. Are you running we'd, like dogs, on a leash, hacking people,
player in ireland as a weapon in that? Yes, literally by
mon is just GTA yeah. Do us
I mean this is the kind of game that I would one hundred million percent play yeah. I think for as good as as madden and an n b, a two k in mlb the show or whatever, like bullets slide,
fast and mba street were all better in or young games and the fact that they don't want like it's weird,
they just like you. We want kids to have that all alternate option of like a fun games.
Often gave them I'll be words like you can just fuckin beat each other up. If you need anything they what we want it I want. I want to play as richie incognito career mode
tear somebody's, are arm off and then eat it like it too.
Like a state forgotten the field I want. I want the dirt,
possible Unifil game and I will play that. It's like they basically like hey here, have poured might
state, but no no stake
What did we order exactly the impossible if we came up with an impossible part of munchies? Never I will never imagined playing as tim tebow and, like you, see, seen orphan in the stands and you up you circumcise a real cool yeah,
I dying yeah. I'm here he's about to fuckin, go up to Heaven and you catch him back urban mar going like
career mode on urban meyer yeah, you basically urban meyer on the sideline. Like the faster you finger, the better your team gets you your kicker, just mister fuel god. Do you want to slit his throat or kick him in the TE? Yes, yes, I mean this is invent this game.
Think of all sign off on it, but will just do generic color yeah. We don't.
We don't need the intifada sign off. We're just go
One of the game will be roderick adele like being of a complete and utter decay like nag, robot tat looks like
I feel like Roger goodell will be. The commissioner will just do like the chinese knockoffs. Like bert simpson, you know what I mean.
we'll just have all the team names should be a little bit different thou, be great
we're bongos yeah there. It is
Well, we Washington, commanders, yes or no.
Now now you're just doing sexual yeah. Well, I mean yeah dude sex acids and seats. Alright, my hot seat is well now I gotta think, but oh it's, the yankees they suck they are.
score at all. It's fucking.
I say this in the run down yesterday, but the
These are so bad. I listened to short the other day to steer the miserable out it's really they were. It was all
I mean it was it's it's
comical how about there had their clip last.
Which was so funny to gear call like trying to show everyone
the dugout, how he would hit home run because no one can it anything I think give scored.
Five runs in like the last for games right, Joey gallows. Just now,
What's the what? What is it right now? How many runs have they scored?
I don't think I should have shut been shut out. Two games wrote last six games, zero, three to two zero zero and
Like jungle, ilo stands, gonna fix all the slump. Yeah bad, conversely battle time, for they have given themselves a big caution. Theirs
Son gave the army the bruges keep losing his well yeah. That's that's been tough to watch so there's the pact buttons out, but it's definitely
I then my cool thrown sticking in baseball is show hey, o tawny,
age of loss like one of the most comical games ever debts,
it's very hard to see in in major league baseball, but the angels had
It was too too in the top of the night and day
got a guy in a run down going to home and just no one backed up the catcher,
always so fuckin funding, so the catch her through to their base than that I just ran home, but show
a has been incredible. He ranks
right now: third, in strikeouts,
than the array now
in batteries average against
and then as a hit or nineteen o p s. Faith in home runs. He's he's incredible
completely lost by being, unlike
One of the more relevant franchises in all want to send a clear message here too, commissioner, whatever his name is manfred,
we are trying to get busted for serves. You shut your fucking mouth yeah, you don't say,
about it. You can not you keep that
the motor under wraps you actually that comes across your desk and you see it. You shoot.
Often the head nurse her not tell me that comes across your desk, you make you you're, like hey angels. We found this. You have.
You have two options, one. We say that he did this or two you have to trade him so that
I can just get them traded. We need them somewhere else, yell extreme, to a major market I mean fuckin is like anaheim. There is no reason that nobody cares about anaheim right, like they are a big market kind of thing.
May god yours or the or the big market? I think that's probably the problem I mean you ve got the mets in the yankees. You have those those have like hissed.
In everything. Yet systems new york is like it. Just a place is weird to me how nobody cares about the angels, but it just unit.
we accepted we're not going to,
but the you haven't. I think they're, just dodgers friends than people live in orange, county or angels fans and it's too nice out care so
I it's crazy that they have to have the best players and visually baseball, and no one gives a fuck about him. Ok, billy go ahead. I had to dig deep for this. One would think I haven't thirty minutes ago. There is a huge fight, it patriots, camp and up.
Were asking. Are the patriots imploding? Oh yeah? No, I was Billy was just patriots camp
There are many many good people on all sides. Heck knows it was patriots camp, but was it a mixed practice is where is asked was a mixed practice.
Ah ha within our who I knew hidell history were fighting against reactors bilbil jack had
quote. The other day was like I like matt rules of football guy. He loves football array, other hot, see no way by all the ejected ones were patriots. Yes, the patriots Yeah acted his own team core. Ok, I didn't I back to school shop. I think what you like skip bayless actually did say like this could be the last year for belichick. He also won at brawny junior, which is asked reddit just extended his career by twenty five years. He hates demands entire bloodline. No one takes no one takes a like it when you
a garment ticket. They asked bells like normally go through a bronze kids,
that's what he says. I mean you have to respect the hypothetical to what we can get into later. Possibly
Why would a hypothetical hypothetical? It was a hype. It was a hypothetical that I was thinking of last night, but it was. It was from draymond green's wedding, it was rich paul and then
braun dream on jason, tatum and stuff curry. Could that starting five, including rich paul
we still reminds the staff lowbrow
jason tatum tatum. The enrich ball as say are probably what it'd.
Actually, I would like to highlight those a hypothetical, whereas a gap probably but also yeah- I don't know they actually, maybe not just because I.
they would just attack like it and how
you gonna guard anyone like, but then they have a bronze and then you can play for, but you could play five on four. On the other end on defence right and dream on can't shoot, you can play five on three, but just open
violent three against three first first team on the airport
I think he's having the braun be able to collapse and then kick out to Steph. Curry would make it unfair, wouldn't with with those guys with those guys be on their respective team, still showed me like a clone of em
because I think the warriors like dream on first raymond and staff for staff.
I think, maybe the worse. You beat him ass. They, I think staff would cook staff who yeah abroad.
Withdrawal of workers, anyone straw to name kick yvonne loony block em down fuck em up, but then like what would you
Clay on rich portages, the abbe thou allows thou was there I was, I was actually a hypothetical, but it's
your knee, I like yahoo national, they ask if there are still a human being that can play basketball, Kenny, yeah dating prout. Like really the plan,
the lebron highschool team. Now they met,
on throwback jersey on madame on have little ice.
You might agent reaction, says yes, but then I'm thinking about it more like you, you actually can't give you
what any of us on an mba court. We wouldn't even be able to possess the ball, they would steal. It
possess it. For like a second idea. I've you tried to pass it, they would, they would be.
a bigger how'd you be getting I'd, get five seconds time. I think plato, defence, not the you actually believe. I'm saying my haggling delay things that he could bill as a gap.
The clamps under my talked on. I know because I was playing to its defects
right he's trying too hard to get drunk on more
Well, I am weary rising way harder. Now. I've, good lateral movement actually think. I think that team would be any team in the nba yeah. I do I just what's a bench like them.
good question we unrolled as your best five or she best badia opium. All other people from that went to skip no, not skip stephen. I shannon listening
China are yet hours there, ok good eye.
I gotta pee billy, my back to school shopping. Yeah. So is big debate on line right now you have to go shop for your class. I hate this
now. Ok, never say no laws. Dear mamma, you with your deep. I dig deep yea, neuro maths, science.
english history, those four subjects if you have to buy a binder folder or you note book for those four subjects which colored you assigned each subject
weD, blue, green or yellow green sites. This is one of those debates that, if you look at the replies, everyone
a different answer and you're like yeah. Of course everyone has a different answer. Cause there's no answer. So it's like what
twitter, perfect alberta.
Where everyone starts talking about it and debating it. It's
no one leg work,
We debating know what everyone's different
no I've got my answer. Right put. Everyone had their science science when everything isaac rain with that aids is green. History is
orange a red.
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marries, except it's the three priorities of the collar, so red thread where they are
because I have
blue and yellow or guy math is blue yeah I grew at all and then yellow is was here,
an english english guy reopening a daddy answer, not big everytime. I that's the correct. Whatever is the largest and elders yellows like the donors?
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history is written. Science has more, but so thousand hours has way more blue. That does worry. History on the word about water. Do know
biology, laundered, lance xo, that's reminders, there's fucking water everywhere. That's the best the earth baby in. If you take one last thing I blew disguising in blue technically, it's how you see a year ago,
Today we can say with rhine lahti of whether or not to the water is blue or the pool is blue,
All tat moment I just I saw it like I fucking, hey, I'm,
now you got imbracing made on these on the dumber. The conversation is passionately you have to carry out. This is one of those ones where, like p or like people, do regional
things like this is called this again and then is called this here, and there is called that here, the public's snow,
like isn't a big deal like someone from the south that everyone argues about. That again depends on where you fucking grew up. Math is blue because chalkboard, your blue,
I didn't. I dont really follow that one, but his river in a blue industry could be orange, but there was no orange option authority like grayish greenish collapsed.
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I have one by. I didn't look yeah judge of different shit in it that I can never find. All I know is an online I and interacting with school you're, a massively reload everyone- and I heard you ride. I those data thing you're not first day our guide, our city year would be organised, as is right. Now I gently down. She changed her like the arm up. Do you right now? I'm like this. Dear mother, when all my anna fell bats are gonna system again
going to school every, how you're a sick, ass, trapper keeper? This is the year that I'm completely organise. This is my homework to be done, and I put it here.
done with the homework than by
to their just like papers falling all over the place there. Yet, if you ever wondered those kids just shove papers in their back
yet what throughout you right now in popular hard, Cassio
the reason I clicked on this thing to was because it said like math was trending, so I was like. Oh
This is one of those situations where nerd alert we'll know, because I thought it was one of those dumb. Things were
As someone like doesn't know. The order of operations and people are arguing about like system that is very basic him diaspora and then I clicked on it. I was like god dammit, I'm in Hell. No, I I listened. That is
That's such a dumb debate that I actually love it yeah. I just also just
when I shudder at the idea of school and also have the correct take on it. So that's always hopeful billy. Next one quarter, Hillary Clinton. She killed frere the wars
yeah. She had your ip frame, the war as rapporteur on the haughty,
No, I guess you got away with it again here, but waste
What's the wars got shot and where
heckling killer way, yeah well with it,
survival yoke here we don't know that it got shot. Deadly attacks,
so fray the wars of the new round. They re.
so a word and kill? While
those billions make a joke about Hillary Clinton, but the story of france walrus is that it was a walrus that was in this fjord in norway, and it was like,
climbing on boats and shit, everybody loved it all the people that live
I would go up unlike play with it, and try to live.
Asked with a little bit, and then
the officials and norway, will I killed. This walrus is getting too close to humans. Please stop getting so
those two at the up, the people didn't stop.
and so then the norwegian officials they just fucking killed the war is yet another. I saw story, but I didn't
Is there something missing? Just Hillary Clinton kills people, that's the joke
whose goddess it's here,
fraid walrus was fucking killed. We know not,
said she was euthanize to yeah, which that probably just means that they
It will probably other who is also with with points are blue and they probably
fraid in hurt anybody, three thousand pounds, that's fucking massive frere. Imagine for airplane knows tackle action.
Kate, you, you can't run on that. Exactly the argonauts frame can get size. You can get off the field after apply. Ok,.
jake, fifty of a little something or notes or do yeah. Oh, oh, what is it booger? Maybe
we save a burger jake out was such.
Alpha move right there in the middle. As you waited till your turn on emotion to you, I want in a row I thought you were doing cocaine z as he had it the whole time. I notice that like five minutes ago, did I get it. Let me sit yeah,
Shit, another up, so I did this entire. So with bugger up the entire cause, I stopped
They have thank you for your service check, generous unreal. That's an unreal jake moment right there
wait till it's his turn and be like vital
for I get started, you look like you are having a debate about collars and wonder up there
you can't enter and hit her up that important debate of my hotseat. I think I talked about this a few months ago, but now it's finalized. The mba christmas schedule came out. People are either happy or sad about it, but then you realize there's an elite nfl triple header the same day so and they did it
What's the what's, Vienna are: what's the NBA box, altesse sixers, necks, sons, nuggets lakers maps grids,
his worries are facts that celtics yes, but you have
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by the nfl I've member. I tree that when, when the schedule came out its genius by the nfl, yet you have green bay, miami broncos, rams and box cardinal that's a very good triple at which say that say the nba again buck. Celtic sixers neck sons nuggets leg,
mavs so cardinals replying sons, packers replaying box, like
we request. Roster dolphins are playing. We argued I'm play but yeah disrespect content rams in the lakers yeah yeah they just fuck there.
It's so great. They just like. Oh here, your top teams that you're gonna use
christmas day, new we're gonna stay. Yet we are still in a felt right. Yes,
You think that anyone in the stadiums
Suddenly we watching the box over the packers no right, because the
It is a game will be what we fifty right as we very more games, and there
colleagues, we did it again. Yeah call thrown back up the
yeah. This is teasing. I don't like the oddest says he is not.
ruling out threw down why you never know. Maybe I play for chicago, you know he's teasing me, does
you're completely gone yet I feel I guess I'll have a bug arena
I maybe on the inside
there's no chance. You skip over the bulls, his teeth. I feel like the box fan base and from our cap behaviour that comment,
I think we probably arcas he's like he's. Clearly tease
I believe, was talking about. I don't like being teased like this yeah. It's not nice, so very meet Jonas fuck. You and pfc just picking his nose,
One fucking dick has shown your anything on a more, but I feel like I have one if you're gonna get off.
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if anything to him now think about that at all, because I remember you guys really have or start up a podcast cause, that's where we were all out in the superbowl or like we want to have you on first, I was like oh that's, awesome great, and then I asked one person. They were like. Oh yeah, it'll be cool, no problem and then
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good minutes lets. You forget, minutes
and yet nobody's come up, we're literally playing him off before we even asked the question what it was
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I've looked radio show be way more fun to try to figure out his
member forever post van pelt canal, and I, like my thing with radio, shows or podcasts. It's always like you want to find a way to finish strong. You want to have an element that people are kind of looking forward to, and
Reliable radio shows we'd be like a cat, is the shortest segment of the twelve awaited fuck out of here rap
the sec me right,
It was radio like almost local nationally everywhere. I will listen to the end of radio shows and like the worst segment is always that last one's to fix it and Scott. I did some different stuff in college.
worked and then danny. I were costly, trying different stuff and it was horrible. We like went over twelve
they just work work. Do you ever think?
do and bring back whose a jerk with sorority and kyle. Ah, how would that play its the best, the part about the who's, the girl
thing for people. Don't know that that is one of the fund.
Is clubs of all time.
Everybody in proud of and stanford steve. They did
entire segment there was whose a jerk- and they would basically just name
something that someone in the room does like. I remember you re like it was it and Steve lit.
Worse all the time it was a measly everyone ripping each other for being an asshole.
I mean obviously I can do to two versions of
There is always one it's extremely long by. I was in this mode of you know, trying to prove
people that I thought I was like good, not only as a whole, but on the creative side of things, and I was always try to figure out like I haven't. We do some like. Let's keep trying to do things and if we fail it doesn't like it's real
theo? You should fail a million times. You know you should have a ton of that. I know it's every day you do and fifty period of fifteen hours a week
I remember we were. I am for the rematch man's elegance burma the year after they gone to tuscaloosa, beat them and Scott. I did a show that has also do
They may radio, and I remember I dunno know where some like fuckin restaurant report.
you have this idea and I go is: can we really hard to explain, I go but we're off friends right, we're all friends!
and we travel a lot like I'm with Steve. I was with Stamford steve more than any other person for like a six year. His wife is probably ranked ahead of me for him right for me was steve, and so I go. I think
really fun if we just
all each other out for every shitty thing that we have about us and then do
for the audience and just let the kind of questions fly we set up is like a question thing of
Do you do this, or why do you do this? Or what do you think of these things and no one got it.
Right: everybody's, a media like what are you talking about the rearing of grievances, yeah yeah, it's like who's the jury, but it wasn't necessarily that it was just trying to come to some conclusion that also work for the audience and so
I explained in my father, and he was like that's one of the worst ideas you ve ever had
it is it's kind of like in college. One time we decided to just say- and I think I've shared this with you before, but
one day, seven us in a room like I, let's all tell each person what we
say about them behind their backs.
This is also
body who you ve met in chicago he'd. He does the trick it bachelor parties when we're all drunk.
takes out like a big piece paper he's like the bachelor rank us, as from
I love that awkward thing ever. It is funny. I love it because I think it just keeps us all sharp. We need more, that kind of stuff, and so that was by the way, a horrible idea. So my dad was like
you know you and you don't necessary. Love me in fact, with and he's like scott doesn't exactly seem
if the guy loves to be fucked with and he's like Steve received. Kind of just rolls with the punches doesn't give a shit as much is like. If you do this,
and you do alive in the air restart basically being like. Why do you do this, or what do I get it?
We back so then it was like off.
cable and then I kind of brought back again in scott's like. Why do you want to do this? Yeah? Do I do stuff guys want like then it starts hurting they'll, get insecure thing right yeah, so I go alright, fuck it and then somebody elses, like hey. Let's change it this way, and then I got really weird about it and then Scott's like hey. It's fuckin who's, the jerk. This isn't the mona lisa like relax, right, creative guy,
and so then we did it and it was hilarious, like stammered seems like who hates you more men or women, ryanair,
Indeed, I would like as deep as it that's a tough one. I was
probably at first men longer term
and then scott, we, I forget, we were like
What is it, what is it about you like when you travel in it
going your way. Do you think you're fun to hang out with her subtle address a number of word for word and then this day
Steve one I just straight up, was like.
Why do you, like? You, told a story like you just rope?
It is out of the car, as you like, throwing a cop out of the window like a fourth styrofoam drop.
I think littering is like one of the most fucked up things running away, because it's super solvable great. It's just you know just keep it in your car for a little bit trashcan that point. I promise you there. They have them everywhere, yeah a lot of places, a lot of states out. He got a lot of blowback.
he had a lot of people being like dude, you litter casual.
We were in the car for game day, and you know he he he always draw
and I think he like, through a piece of gum in and then
took the wrapper and rolled the window down and that's the old school that is like nineteen seventies seriously. I, like that's like back of the school bus like I threw something out the window, you actively, it took you more effort to litter than it would have to just throw it on the fucking floor. Like are you serious? It probably feels cooler to like throw something big out of a window
I would imagine like RON burgundy, throwing a burrito just like, like the whole, a combo other when I was just so, unlike what the fuck I'm fine
so the guy that it does this all the other stuff that we all do that we would probably like
better at or just eliminate from our game in general.
But yeah you doesn't litter anymore, I'll put it this year.
like the who's, a jerk genus, because it is true like you, when you're together, Lou,
on trips and stuff, and people always ask what do you guys ever get in fights and we actually, like honestly, have never gotten in a real fight. Guys have never got a real fight, real fight, but will increase. What will happen is in it happens, every trip where it's like we'll be at the
the trip and will just be sitting in an all the silent cars were like
it's time for us to all just be alone for
but we have that level of awareness where we know that if we're going to talk to each other we're going to we're going to get
like little
Minor little arguments alternate something bigger.
So our way to get around that is just bring billy around yeah and that way we get oliver aggression out on him.
And so that way ways I may be counter still a team right. We have billy to shit on yeah yeah,
that's very healthy deleted. I have never yet he seems to fill the mario chalmers role yeah. He is on the show,
It's pretty crazy guys have never fought it's funny cause. I was just out in the hallway talking to one of the guys about SU humor solo, and he- and I you know, said the funny thing about that show was like a lot of people think I got the show because I was his friend and he just liked me on the air we weren't friends at all and then we'd be
came from because of the show and be in a room with a guy for hours. Every day. For six years we didn't have five fights and yeah, or maybe a three or four
We have had to that pretty good they're both deftly my fault, because I was like a sword.
being like. You know that was my own shit of being in secure being there and kind of having this platform. Knowing nobody wanted you to have it and that sometimes we just build up, but I was
oh great, like I've seen radio shows for guys fucking hate each oh yeah. I mean, like my radio end like that, might make at the end that thirty four thirty there like they literally did not speak to each other unless it was on air there
down in silence, and then they ll,
would turn on, they would talk to a show and then walk
in silence, which is not that's not to me.
that's such a level of- and I I I I where did I say MIKE mike yeah, oh
I didn't mean MIKE Mike, but also them pictures. I was well like there's another night with thirty four make it my boy you're mad dog, tat day they were making the dog. Yet there was a story they can. My might might isolationist MIKE Mike, wouldn't talk to yes, yes, so both so, I guess the keys
does not have a mike.
That's a good way of your programme are actually enter. I now don't hired on what our rights with hague, but I've never phd
as well, but I think we have seen. I always have like a good understand.
of like were were in it together, like we are like,
it's just, we always relate to batman. I mean it's, it really is I mean without the sex, usually from one show where we have back girl, so people thought that me and Pft were maybe
We we can't sexually we every year on his birthday. When it turns into my birthday we kiss her. That's it.
Something that's more varietal oldish, introduce, there's no sexual limiting their. Nor is it a coup, and people do inside jokes in your face area that I gave expression
I don't even like note what the santa Maria I saw, some of the vacuum stuff- and I just gonna gave another kind of allergies, and you know I don't know who you are you be dumber if you found out the origin, bind role with no, I didn't priests reading some of this stuff because it was like wise. It always the female heroes,
it was lame. Is that what it is yeah? I don't think that's what it is DC just eight. Ninety million because they're like you, know what we hate to be that guy, but she sounded like a taxable event: yeah, let's just let's not let the broad on the big spreads. Yes, all right, so you say southern looks around like oh, my god. I got you, I said no, I know a guy who actually uses the word broad
jerry florentine, but I just might be like
To use a military projects whether dames earlier does like p roses quote: you see that the other day
reporter ass, like he went out
were the phillies cause. It was like the fifty year anniversary or whatever was, and there like a reporter was like
hey. Are you gonna comments about the sexual misconduct allegations against you and he's like I'm here?
fillies I'm here to like celebrate this. So why don't you like mine, your business baby? Is it babe.
we don't think you were going to get from. Pete rose nothing. I never expect anything from him. I always you know I dunno. We do
It was august yeah. Let's ask Brazil all the questions that we get asked yeah, but we'll just redirect them towards them who's. The best interview, interview, you've ever had right
You know it's actually buy share this on the pot cats, but
bill. Russell interview that I did in the first year I was ever on. The air was one of the coolest things I've ever done, because I was nervous as shit. I couldn't believe we. We only got him because we were promoting some other thing that his his handler was doing. So it was ray, never did anything
right and so really nervous. I'm doing a morning show with a couple of the guys in her twenties. We barely have any hours under our belts. Doing this radio show and somehow we end up with him in the interview which was crazy to begin with, and as soon as the host introduced him, he stopped us and interrupted us and we're like fuck. This is going to suck he's going to be like who are these idiots cause he'll be curry. He goes if you could introduce me instead of hall of famer and eleven time champion. I would appreciate it if you introduced me,
I dunno as captain of the boston celtics uso, and I was like oh hell- yes, yeah, so that one's ois, because it was so early and it was a big deal and I thought you're going to say Brandon marshall-
the other one, I'm probably most proud of that. Brandon Marshall interview for those that don't know we were pitched brandon marshall receiver. It was confirmed by everybody. We were good to go. I opened up the zoom and I'm like that's not Brandon marshall and what it was about.
And I'm immediately like double check in an email and I'm gone. What the fuck are you going to do right now? Who is this an
Might what's up man any thy gay I go on as they are cool and, unlike
go and zoom chat, and I'm trying to like message rudy be like or kyle. I think we're just call at that point. I was at work and so
the question you'd go back as we left it up, because I was like fuck it. I was like what
a man. Will you be doing hoping to find some sort of economic ground with his answer? What he's been do accept, try like. Why would I have a different bread and martial that he would think he's.
like I'm doing what they sports podcast immoral. Why does he think this is ok right if this isn't like something's going on and then I actually remember, I'm like, I think, he's that den berg I kind of like their able line, and I like they're lying back at you, but I still
I mean you guys know how this is like. If you let your head get fucked within the process, you can make it way worse, oh yeah! So now I'm like you may think it's the broncos linebacker, but now you're so screwed up cause. You can't believe that somebody confirm this and then
he was answering, I'm checking the email and I was like no it's. Actually. The receivers can,
formed on the email from the person so by the third question I finally like peace, it together and then cows like? What are you gonna, do with an interview and I go Lee.
up and then we'll tell everybody what happened yeah. I was actually proud, yeah, yeah yeah. So do we get out which,
Partner like unrelated to see the same geier teddy bear
diamond. I david a long time, but I met dave. I met dave with
Akshay, so I had MC shane studio in oh three, because I was reading all of his war room stuff when he was still sporting news. So we're about the same age were both living in boston machine. I you know pretty quickly hit it off and then he came up to the studio to do some in studio stuff with us and he brought portnoy and he's like hey it's my buddy Dave and I was like oh hey. What's up dude
it- is the guy divorced of sport as a pamphlet, you guys hand out his exists
a pamphlet. He was that like fuck, this guy and Are- and then they d
She did some radio stuff from the place, which is another like old story and ah yeah. So I've actually known I've known. I mean we're not like I'm, obviously a lot closer with Billy yeah. How much does big cat make?
question. No one school for you guys is. Nobody really has any idea now
we just beyond. We all knew at every single one of its main. Ever one time, like somebody asked me like, what's your goal I go, I want to walk to the cafeteria it is.
Yet and have every other on air person, mother fuck my contract, the out that's my goal is company
if everyone here in the salad bar to be nice to me and then, when I walk away be like, I can't fucking believe what they said were solo for never happened
What happened was that one guy eddie s being as I think we get a mixed up occasionally? Was it polly
or was it mac brown? The
to go to all the leg.
He audio they sell candy thought is very tight. Every the whole time. Nobody ever stopped musicians, candy bars.
I believe I am to blame for that mix up because I think I've told it both ways. Ok, maybe is both em
I wouldn't be shocked. You haven't we
active Lou Holtz was in the mix on that one yeah, because they've all the stuff was just there, but it was monitored by cameras and then somebody real
either. Mac or Paul. I think it might have been mac-
polio has got bigger, he's got more room in his pants. Were those giant. Khakis Polian was one of my favorite guys ever like when we did an e s. P. N draft of putting together your best like seven on seventeen of all the guys who played quarterback receiver or whatever o line, and we talked Polian
doing it with us for two segments, it's the
most annoyed I've ever seen? Anyone ever for radio interview,
if you like, canals like hey, I'm still on the board and pulling be like no yeah, that's fucking! Incredible. What other questions do you guys get all the time and how much
We make per episode, yeah we, oh, so that's the thing, yeah! That's the thing! I don't see your salaries. I always see that as well. I just told people that people believe I signed new contract in june and I actually thank you. I gave by the way you didn't tweet anything about that. Well, I did I said normal. I addressed it on the streets. It's pretty standard like I didn't want. I didn't want to put anything out about it, but then I found out that somebody was snooping around
we're going write articles, so I said ok to save on here and we'll get the clicks.
So what you said. How much you made on the part of why I do tat. I make three board apes per episode and then I get us
just to go along with that which you can then used to create a new ape.
I'm running herself. Seventy five thousand an episode gets housing. U s deep!
nancy Emily s what eighty might now yeah, because inflation thanks button
No, I don't he's doing his job
I say this in all. I really wish I had a violent and we really. I love you so much, because we could ask the question a joke and you'll be like well.
yeah I'll give you. I don't like any politicians, I really do
like, I think, something's wrong with you. If you want to be big ivory, and so if I am critical of like a republican somewhere Billy,
typical, fucking s p, whatever
when I got arrested.
fox news was so fired up. Mozilla shithead,
Let me add: a guy like waiting is that's what's happening to dealing box is excited, you have this and then
on the other side like I'll, see other dumb shit that is left and I'm like that's fucking, stupid too, so I just
huge fan cause you don't eat like this is actually some I've talked about for black there's a huge loss,
in the same hanky run with the sixers. I let's go like this. We are talk,
do in the way that we apparently prefer to be talked to
and so, when you see politicians searching for
vanilla answer, that's like the least offensive to either polar you don't like.
You're, like yeah b,
can say, like we d like to be talk that way, but we actually do wanna be talking to this way. Yes,
hanky was unapologetic. Unease like you, I have fucking guys are. We can cover the chilly playing this team like whenever any?
does like would Kentucky be. I think the best kentucky
We like five lottery picks would have beaten one of those taking six esteems because they had. We had one point like eight guys in the roster. They had never play more than five.
In the minutes, and
he was so unapologetic about in didn't. Do like the carlos boozer one year, thirteen million that other teams it down or paradise out a position. He was just like I'm making sure I'm giving myself the best chance. Any
massage the message it all that that to me is
Is this like really important message that, because he didn't play the game with us, we
more mad at him devil he could have done
in done in a different way, been better with the media been more open pretended he wasn't really doing it. Even though everybody I teams are taking, but we don't want to be told
Russia can crazy right. That's why I like it to me is: it is a clear
relation to how politicians talk to us like we can all say all these guys are phony and I hate it and it's like yeah, but if they told us how they really felt about shit it'd be we had, we would lose our mind. So you know I don't whatever
jokes about the political ship. You know post everything that happened. I did a bad job couple of years ago. Ah, I would be like I'd love to talk about it, but I
a point near no point really it out, as I do on soya moves. Yes, look like when I was at first
when first was the espionage. Let's o six,
There was a sign up in the radio department that said, if what you're talking about is not interesting. Do at eighteen, two, forty five year old male, stop talking about that's jews, rock or I m
you know for the old rules. It's like. Why would you talk about religion or audio horse?
so why would you talk about politics and people can say hey? This is more important. This is more power.
In sports will know shit. All of this stuff is more important in sport rain, but you know what like that
about sex trafficking, on MSNBC right, because that shows about money
yeah shows or about finances and all the other stuff is. It is important as them these horrible things that happened. So of course it isn't, but that's not what the job.
so, that's where I think. Like again, this historic spinning are much bigger deal. I'd love to talk about
some of the stuff. But I know I can't win no matter what I do and I know I've been commonplace in the box anyway,
but you're right, like the important part, you know we'll have things like,
in the world, and people like me like. Why didn't you talk about this in the show and it's like war? I think people come to the show two tier none
serious stuff, because everything is more serious than sport,
Yet, if you allow me, this is more of an agreed with you every time. All of these things are more important than sports rights. Not it's not really.
I dunno looky. Everyone do the job. I really want to do tat now so by you and what people ass. What are you saying
As the rapporteur, I didn't have a guy at me, the other day was like: how can you guys have an address hundred buttons laptop is o clock at all. You want to anyone about all their time line in it, just a bunch of retreats about hundred buttons laptop, no way more than it would be like, if
like somebody had a they do their sport shore, whatever end
I found out about their politics,
I don't know. I don't wanna be like, oh my god, but people going to let people get really really passion about it, which I completely understand. But I don't
Really? No, I think I've kind of learned a little bit more or less couple years like that will happen. I'd be like I've got the second in my head. I've got this ten minutes and it'll be killer, it'd be moving like I just don't know. If there are that many wins in this, I feel like it's. Even the scope is narrowed even further than if it's not interesting to an eighteen to forty four.
The old male don't talk about now. It's like
If it's not about nfl football round talk about report as it can be more,
it can be April. It me any month as well, if you just
or rank quarterbacks in a certain division. Then
It's gonna do better ratings. Anything else who won the draft for an entire month is based.
That's what you want I for clicks, then
and ba- and I know you love the mba but and I love the mba, but our nfl drives the nfl drives everything we're doing if you're not doing the nfl, you know look, it was very clear. Even at e S, p, n, and even now, like I probably will I'm not going say, probably I'll just be. I like college football, more, the nfl, I'm starting every monday showed with the nfl yeah it just doesn't you know the joke used to be, rather you do an average nfl segment on a usb.
Video. Then then, a really great and b, a one yeah, the n b, a is kind of this weird thing where it lives in this. This awareness- that's probably
me. The mba twitter thing is like perfect. That exists on twitter because in the moment can feel like it's the most important
happening in your like yeah, but this is and always a really good reflection. I would like and then see the top fifty most watch gives. Obviously I don't really know if it was very like game six of them.
finals was like forty, eight yeah, there's
ok. That makes sense. Like Monday night football, weak twelve was top fifty watch thing. Just because that's what people do. I do think the way
packaged. You know plays into that a little bit more too. You know just the limited, a limited product. I guess be the best way to go ahead and talk about it, but yeah
I mean, I think some, the nba stuff, that's fun. It's also.
Barbary, which is perfectly what we do. I don't know
the nfl has hasn't watch that, but it just it's, never really seem
or you look at all the numbers you can look at all of it is like a hammer. Hammer hammered out as you
you and it fell. I probably rather talk about all the bullshit college football has, I think it's a lee. I find it bizarre rankings like is much as everybody freaks out about it later on. I have fun. Try to project like
oh, what would happen if this or that has the committee gonna feel or while the committee hates this or they like this- like that to me,
little a bit more, the n b, a soap opera, one of my favorite things to do and and it sucks because on twitter. Now, if you like, are you on twitter? It's you're mad, but what am I like? I look forward to it every year,
is just on monday or tuesday, getting on twitter and just firing off college football takes and letting people argue about it. Am I going back and forth
for ten tweets with some dude about some. Some
schedule? Can it's fun? I like doing your ike argue, as some of you dont know about cultural. It's one of my favorite things to do.
it's so much fun because
you'll, never agree, but its funding, I'm in here will not alternatives. Undercut the edges fucking, do it where we are with Chris Paul people want to know,
like its yeah, you haven't you you, you address your actual aware, Uruguay, yeah arm of the latest information. I feel recovered audience
What is worse is that latest information, the whole team had covered that did he go
The whole team covered while he a great dismay man how many
Why do you think covert is worth because I lost my forty, citing yeah
over twenty twenty covert or twenty twenty to cover your twenty two way to cover how many yeah- oh not as many as well yeah? No, this this covert is not I'd, say like at the out on at the onset it's worth for her twenty twenty two covert play in twenty twenty. It was differently the hottest twenty reference was playing against grandma as an assistant plumber,
you something, oh god would you rather be built different or one of one
oh good question. I do a third option. Can I be hampered you leave for take what, with that? Dude
bulgaria and romania, the four one sees that do. I feel like that, didn't him or little overlapping. I think we can come up with a fourth built different one of one
him or haven't dog in you yeah. That's
right now,
I think it's a long term once you flash in the pan is here's. The thing like lotta people through around we can go, is the forts one.
The throwaway, through our vote. Yes for everything. Now that was actually second,
It did work on. The radio show the canal deserve more credit, for it was this week's it was go to the week and so and everybody like you, know somebody tweeted goat at me and my birthday, and I was like hey- take it easy.
without this- also tricky because you get. If you talk to me, that's older than let's say forty five, when they hear go, they think o bad
somebody that fuck yeah up yeah, that's good! That's good
when I think about one of one, that's
Thrown around a lot yeah, it is like you know, he's six. Seventy pretty good score. Yeah, there's a bunch like the elephant, man
Well, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of one one. I think I'd rather be built different,
because unemployment, like god, spirit,
thickly set some time aside. We
I mean it is my passion right here
with me, I'm going to make this guy schooner yeah. I'm gonna make this this guy exactly five eight and one eight people like to throw around built different when, like they go to the gym at five, am that's built different. You know
I think he is, I think he is him or being him
pretty strong right now,.
I could hear had. I think, that's a really strong one seat. I just don't know that. Fourth, one from super passion about it. They were option so yeah, but yeah. It's a really. It's smart p of t really good observation cause. It's
goat has been watered down the correct answer.
secretary best horse of
they're up as athlete of all types heartless bigger than everyone else. United on export censure. I am seventy six. The other day I watch secretaries triple crown races, elzevir it really yeah idea was that I was arrested, is a lecture. He was the best day, my life, because that that third re said he had yeah incredible and then
You can actually do, though, with the triple ground. As you can,
you can imagine what the other horses would have ran against them like some of the other oldtime rates. I think the closest second would have been like
A full second and a half behind sacred unloaded at american for american vera was and is a great horse yeah. I saw american pharaoh breeders when he beat it.
This isn't a bit are out on worry when this night did yet did tell me why couldn't wait? Any reason iron tone it today, so I don't, I don't have it receives
secretary's overrated? Are you is fucked up? I don't. I feel that
okay, one, that's! Okay! That's a good three years pass somebody waiting for something waiting for all the facts to come out about secretary and by the way Biden. Still at some time. Maybe it's true he's he's just rounded the first turn or quarter it
would have hesitated rather take, like secretary, was definitely on steroids. No,
They saw his heart, it was
Will the size of a regular horse. I dunno I destroyed, make your heart, like the lance Armstrong thing that he had cancer. Would he take steroids? Would you an asshole yeah kinda? Maybe
I'd say you were in europe.
I want highlights you didn't you? Are you avoided the chris Paul question very nicely like? Are we going
Let me read you brought it up again. Are you are you? Are you going?
our back into Chris Paul this year or you gonna keep your distance, hoping things go different, even though they ve never gone different. For him
you know it's tough. This was a tough one, that game seven was so bad. I had such a bad time
then I do podcast like literally right after and everybody listen to see how the president would be awesome.
so bad. It was- and I was like you know, you're just sitting there like. What do you want me to say like I'm, an asshole now, like? I guess? Oh ok, so you know, look man. I really think.
should have a better job. My whole
it would have been if I were the phoenix suns to get him some kind of combo guard that, if you're not just to backup his minutes but to like relieve some of the stress of of whatever was going fancier and- and they didn't do that, of course they couldn't send a big guy two years ago. Sarver is a terrible, terrible owner and you know they went through this whole deandre,
they could be like heyward fuck, with this guide and match, save a miller two way right. That was so pointless.
because I really don't you know that you're gonna to whenever they shaped a year off, so I actually
they and it's all related servers. Such aims shows so. Unfortunately, I dont think I think they should have tried to figure out a roster wise to to help him, and
I really don't feel like they did. Okay, so I'm a little worried about it and I think the war is going to be even better ooh yeah
that I see
Kevin dreams case as soon the picture for the sense tat. When I learnt I love him, but he's make
tough to love. You may really be I've. I've gone viens.
I used to be baby back pitched durant than I completely flipped when it's like know this guy
pretty cool like he responds to people on twitter. He is kind of unapologetically him and
this last one is tough, it's tough to sign
or your deal and then be.
fire everyone that I hired. It's tough
his guys didn't want atkinson around because he didn't want to be coach. So then they decided, hey, let's bring in Steve nash, so he'll just have the perfect demeanor. Perfect personality is not gonna push these guys now and they don't want him.
And then, if they so wish on marks is a guy. When you, you basically were like hey
yonder jordan, who should even have gotten the contract, but he got the body deal yeah and so
getting everything you want and then
You still want everybody fired here's ears, I would sum up just pull.
In the fucking basketball games, maybe things will work out at me.
Ok, I'm really good this net story, I'm I've had it like Tiree people finally found out what happened here there.
Still gonna give him the max and they just wanted. A games played stipulation. Nomadic drooped became good control me, but you,
playing is anyway. We give you this for your extension. You just we're gonna play.
More dates and so
have no sympathy for any of those guys. Whenever I see anybody on tv being like well, you know they could have done it better job with them,
I level exception. Unlike stop fucking talking it's about one thing, the guys don't plain enough games and if they did your right, yes, team would actually be
really good, serious psmith have the all time take of like when russia,
invaded ukraine. I didn't
kyrie irving was going to go play basketball that day, somebody just been too much for him to deal with at the time. I'll tell you what Steven
The cairo stuff has been
not a great voice. It's really is magnum opus. How do you feel about serious but taken off the entire month of august, with a shorter into his back this week?.
If there is time to take time off in august, can't you can't take time off at the spm during the fall. We just cover it with culture ball and like he leaving for me to like right after college and superbowl. It would be like writing an mba trade deadline, retina march madness, right into the n b, a playoffs right into draft writer free agency, the six weeks that you get to take off when you're on air are the lascaux weeks of july and as much as august as you can so on
yeah the guy works ill for any shit that people wanna give Steven a cause. You know you're just out there, the pop spotlight long enough. I would not give him a shit, because that guy says yes to everything: yeah, he works his ass off and he has him
so I don't I mean I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get on his case for taking off the time when espaa is like go reset. Take this time off be ready to go week, one fell and then that's a straight run until
well the NBA funnels yeah. I mean that's again. Another perfect example like I was asking you a question. That was a kind of joke and you are
well. I don't know a great detailed response of why it is appropriate. I've taken this really seriously in europe. Where was it a rooftop party and I was like mckendrick, you do it, you got any are becoming takes
come on sport? Oh good question football star
No, I don't. I tell you, though I like italy this year, I like soccer, but I don't care about it. Yeah.
It is where I'm at I used to hate it. I like I care about the world cup. That's the only thing I do care about. I get to pick a team you root for and italy
I think it will, I think, is ITALY's. You are you telling me I'm like one percent a time I mean I think, it'll just to good, like they ve got kasr. They ve got this
It's all setting up to believe he's asking for america yeah yeah. I think so
two they're, my second team behind behind it. I would root for iceland. Are they in it nope? I don't think so. Soccer's the the
the support for research on the adjacent research, I've always said soccer.
Because it's sometimes you wake up on a saturday sunday morning before, like real sport, start agents
a ball move around on grass.
when you're hung over on a saturday. I just put it's nice. Is the nicest aesthetic who group age, group or death?
I don't see iceland now. I don't think so
if you wanna talk about overestimating someone's interest in european travels the crystalline lung texture it around
No, I mean I was out too.
I said you guys I shall get out about that from that, your at weak always your day, good iceland, I just got back from france, and what I sum this up silicon, either that european money I was through the large gas it was fantastic. Brian did on his show, a full details of his
iceland travels and it was
I've, never heard a podcast like that and it was fucking. Hilarious
yeah. That was a that was a sincere cop. Would you think the blue lagoon made it the last day. Are you going to tell you this great question
question is another question. I was expecting a serious answer to do at the minute. In the clear I was ass, mere on yourself in a hole or breakdown of cause. I saw
pictures and unlike what is this, and it was
The last day I ended up as you used the podcast. I can find a hotel room on the southeastern side by the glacier, so I had to drive another five hours that day and I was like fuck it. I'm just gonna go back to reykjavik and then
I had like one day of not driving. It was like. The bass was like okay, it's cool like I'm, not driving just hanging out in cities, pretty small and so the last real day. I go. You know what to do, I'm going to head towards the lagoon, and then I can come back into town, whatever none of that was relevant product to cut it off.
So you see this blue water, and it's like in these black lava rocks air like this. Really like this sick as it is it gonna be the school.
And it's this run off from this geothermal plant. So then you're like weight is that it might. I guess it is cool.
would imagine at this point they would realize it with wasn't, say you're right, and it apparently is, and so then
look on the website for how to book it and it's like sold out for two months straight back? No chance?
Am I go k, but one of one young up, that's
Think about travel by yourself does get a little lonely block?
you can usually just show up to a lot of places ago, as is me, although in france, and I would but what are they
in the country that they are almost so offended you're by yourself, you're like wait, you waited to come to this really fancy restaurant you're going to fuckin sit here by yourself, like don't give him ice when he wants
jack. Never give it to really bad about the ice. No cause. There was a place. There is a place in a nice. Like the the last night I went to dinner. I looked up this italian place and I was like oh, this is the best italian place, a nice I'll go and the guy brought me like large croutons instead of bread. I was like. Are you guys serious with this as it does this normally how the bread is handed out to people? And I like broken apart, like a piece of fuckin egyptian lore,
and the guy was like watching me break it. He was like, oh that stale, I'm like a thing. Then he was like how's a meal. I go pieces phenomenal, I go, the meatballs are frozen, aren't they and he was like? Yes, I went okay
you, your answer yet about like Bart. Alright, I back the buddha ago. You, sir, this is the question was: is this your handwriting
so I walk
it's packed and I was like I'm not going in here locked up. There is a seventy five dollar package, one hundred and twenty five dollar package of five hundred on packet.
And there is no one in line for the five hundred dollar package ron and I go up and I was like: can I just get one she's like you're by yourself? Yet she gets like a heated bath
walk around by yourself. It's a couples, massage yeah cause, like you, don't have to rule. There's kids in the hot tub. You don't go it right, yeah, yeah!
people and kids if they're already in their arrogant and hutton,
I was like. No, I think it's just gonna. Be me she's like okay. Well, you have to shower first and like yeah, like I love shower,
we're good like. I think he was a little thrown off at once. Disguise the also the credit card went through solar concern. She's. Let me go through role,
and and as I'm watching everybody unlike is this a huge scale? It's just this big hot tub
There were all cut in, but I guess that still occur whatever it is. You start wipe it on you. I took
a shower later that day after work out no big deal sores. Why ripped it and after
shower. I still have that shit. All over my body like I could just sort of feel it yeah, so yeah, pretty cool and then you're doglike different spots. It gets hotter. You like wow it just randomly hotter in this area because of nature
oh yeah off to the side. Sat by myself, a lot of people looked at me like a state.
if it isn't rated on on Google. Did you give it like? I love those idea when people like rate the grand canyon on Google, they give two stars yeah. It's not that grant line was kind of busy July. Fourth, yeah, like I looked upset your pay it. It said something like unfortunate
not as many affordable food options, but you and
naturally, that you realise, where you went, maybe the most expensive placing grow in europe.
and you're mad. There were more like a reader, specials fuck klingons, that's a! U prop! Yeah gave it
I got ready to pretty high and I say, go to the premier line and then just say you don't want that one, and then you cut everybody, which I don't look like line cutting, but in that time I think it was justified. Yeah,
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I just got stranger man. I'm just try to fuck with that stories not done with Peter I'm telling you now
that guy, I actually wouldn't mind him just putting together a couple. He became like the absolute like this guy,
get a job
if I were only one half yeah like we're all about mental health awareness, except for Nathan, peter at a shit
ok, you know here's my internet pages about yoga mental, whereas in but fuck me than be
you are so. I have a question for you got yeah. I saw as I'm walking around southern coasts
I'm looking at everybody, and I go. Obesity doesn't seem to be an issue here.
Hmm a nice is a is a melting pot. You look at it historically in a p of the hypnosis, is very italian influence and remote. Yet for italy, down the street barcelona six hours away, billing us
and so every day was like
burrata ham, pursuit, whatever you,
by get every arrived at him out of here, just out of the woodwork and brethren.
Is that good? If you just you just get a piece of bread walk around all day, it's fucking best, so good. I randomly got stuck at this lake cause. I couldn't find an uber out of there and some guy saw me walking like up a cliff with my luggage and he pulled over and was like. Do you want to ride? Then I was like yeah sure I guess so, but he wasn't going that far. But I looked down and in the storage of his backseat was just a loaf of bread. Fuck, yes, just instant saw so all right, pete,
the fries. I don't like the way, the french do. The french fry thing, though, at all they just like it's almost like rice like sushi rice, is just around yeah. Then they give it to you right now. We cook em empty there.
Look at it. Everybody raping
babies sitting at these tables just cigarette smoke right in your face.
I can imagine eleanor developing what the vaping stuffed animal by drinking you're like what's the life expectancy expectancy, the? U s compared to france,
because the? U S is what, like seventy seven, seventy nine one, I the one I for o o h, yeah, very good, very good. It's a it's like seventy nine to eighty, two, okay or female, but I have an answer for this to getaway. Where do you think
united states ranks,
the hundred ninety countries that I have in front of me
on life expectancy in the world are merely guess. Nineteen say like more in the forties.
Forty nine wow. I was almost fifties now moving closer theirs.
Obesity issues. There is also a lack of universal health care. He out as oda lives, her yuppie up an astronomer factors, but France is like top. Twenty
Then I landed on this theory, which I don't even know if it's right now, but this is just what the spark has about explore is receiving pants
Right now, there's been good. Some guy we're I can see with I can see everything is just to show off his balls to our audience:
I didn't mean you this time,
but, like georgia, is a bit like that can be unaware smaller pair of shore. These last sell my legs got bigger since last. Look ass, old ass, yours are actually bigger, looks so billows, but it
just be that the food, even though you be like guys just eating pizza and cheese and ham and areas
over and over and over again every fuckin russia, the menus almost the same, but because, if non processed,
yeah what's going on because their data, this
red thing over there is out of control. America does get enough credit for how much they moved off of the cigarette right. I have I've won theories. Well, I I think vacation they all take the fucking
summer off their work? Psychology,
constantly like the fact that,
great men July, but you ve read about everyone takes off is out
was. That has happened. The problem for you, that's the other.
I think I was like how have you not made fun of me, but I really do think that, like the fact that the entire country takes two months off every year and it's like mandated like hanks- probably
leave us cause. He takes vacations is probably going to move to europe yeah screw it. I think whatever is yet still was putting out content. While I was on vacate yeah,
as regards the grapes over there are better. The pigs are healthier everything's, all through the. I think it's less processed food. I assume you are right. I think it's the same effects that are happening to the
culture, where you can get incredible graves that make incredible wine.
There is some of that. That's also going into humans as their over there, the environmental factors
Italy's got an idea, I'm sure this will be. Where do they snack, though, do they snap? Yes, they don't snack on snack. They think they just eat their meal. Healthier snacks, though I think they just eat the
I thought about when they never been. You a check is data. I'm surprised him not still there waiting at this one place. It may be
cause they're like what's the rush right now, because they're relaxed yeah chill out man? Why do you have to be so intense about everything finished your meal and now, like you, know, sit down. I think it's because our tv over here is so much better yeah. That's it makes us want to spend more time on the couch watching tv
because us want leave restaurants quicker. We don't allow time to digest properly because
like oh, we gotta go home cause there's this great show on yeah, that's about a current state and then I dreaming that you can watch literally and and in france, it's like, oh yeah. You know what let's stay another forty five minutes after dinner.
because the best shows that I can watch on tv are all about,
new york city says I can watch here billy I wanna go, I'm really sorry
I know that the pesticides there's a lot more leader had allies in europe and especially the cigarettes there's much
or pesticides on american tobacco. Then european debate,
That is why there's nice higher rates of lung cancer
I'll, just firing, darts and raping, and I'm talkin like
kids, I sought eleven year old kid and excellent proposals is, of course, what can kill us all.
Using eleven hawaiian sure fuckin dart out of
his mouth and he walked up like two thirteen year olds was like who wants to park and party, and I was like. I hope that kid asked me to hang out with is unbelievable and I couldn't help, but, like you like, I wish I had smoked at eleven cars
awesome, yeah, you see kid. It's eleven! These like gesture,
confidently with his cigarette. That's what he was doing as I crowd draper, but eleven now, if he had asked to hang out, though, would be
eleven urals that you have given your house with that have been we're for them
the fourteen earls of my how he thought the cool
was a fourteen fourteen. When the dad was there, he was like amateur go drink with some of the hockey players and
Well, I'm hang over fourteen you. He like what I got one
feel like I kind of get to hang out with him. If you have like to go, you know meet up with the pro athlete. I get a bunch for the price, a big deal, but ah yeah
I dunno, I those guys those guys moved on from me, quick though, when they turn. Eighteen, I like check. I like dm one of them like hey. What's up buddy, it's like fucking the weeks go by
when you are in france, where did you get made really easily by the waiters and wages and where they come over and bring you throw it out? This is the american gal. I I thought
like there is one place I went to increase. That was really nice was on the water, I sat by myself and they were like one of the loser like this fuck. This
I he sitting there. They didn't even light a candle at the table. Like I couldn't read, it was a dark and I had to like turn my phone on read, maybe as well. No, I was younger, then so it wasn't an age thing. Ah
I just think that the service is terrible services, terrible, like I think, after what twenty plus meals,
like I think I have a good read on it. Yeah. I think that the research would tell you is it's. The service is not what it is here, yeah, the most insulting thing that happened to me when I was in france, was I sat down at a table for breakfast. It's like this outdoor cafe, but you were standing. I snore sit down.
We mean yeah what you meant. It was an insulting thing happened here. We are now I'm five foot, eight ryan.
have a problem with that. Sorry, if I, if I could have willed my body, grow higher, I would have you're, not, unfortunately, I'm not so I have to love myself and my body. I am built same built, so I sit down and
the waiter, comes over immediately
the the french menu
hand me an englishman you, and this is the worst part they take the cigarette.
Straight off the table is like
skies american. He can't speak french
How can a smoke? Obviously, so I got
and I went next when I bought a pack of cigarettes, just bring it back in searching
Welcome like bring that fucking ashtray smoke.
I smoke in a restaurant like that yeah. I liked that he was very insulted by it. Yeah almost as insulted as as I was a second ago, you brought up my height as me.
That's what are you doing here?
we're not doing here's the jury. My friend is five point eight
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least, some people can hustle up when I make you guys in your first day, billygoat second and then jake
jacob billiard together, ok, just three: it's for tore the produce.
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Think the first one that I sent first one is good yeah, yeah, ok, parallel parking should be an export
either you go to your bad, like when you're really good, and I don't like the
it is kind of a mickey mouse thing. Now, with all the cameras, I never even use that stuff. I never explain it when you're buying a new car and you're like, and if you hit this button like the app, not old school parallel parking. When you get it in one shot best feeling in the world, especially when, like if you're in a bit,
citizen he is like. Does an people watching evasive cars behind you
If you showed me parallel parking in the olympics, I would watch it and it would be so entertaining so entertaining.
The only thing it would be. I think it would be.
More entertaining to what it'll be like american idol, like? I think I'd rather see somebody regular, no chance yeah. Just take some guy off the street. Give him a manual transmission to yeah,
watch chaos ensue. Yeah manual, transmission, yeah, that'd, be tough, it'd, be tough. You guys even know what that is anymore. Number members are licensed to drive your see. That was that good movie check it out. Cory's you will year was about nineteen fifty get fifty one, maybe
billy Jake. You pick you up
here, we go out. We're gonna go if carrying groceries. Yeah, that's I was on our list. That's a good one,
It is an impossible thing that you always think that you can just like. I got it again
it and you always dropped something. But man that's. Why
up to the door and you're like wait, I actually can open the door now.
Have to put it down. Anyways I like one, that's circulation, gets cut off and, as you know like that plastic see, vs bag is just like cutting in
I also like when you have so many groceries, and then you have like the paper towels of the toilet paper and you and you and you put poke your finger.
the classic wrapping. So then you just have the toilet paper by one single finger yeah. Is it always out you're, just like, as with everything else, that's good. That's a great time really give a good peck
That girl.
We're gonna go with holding a shit when you don't have access to an easy bathrooms, not
using the bathroom tells his brutal soiling, texas pupil. I really want to to tat texas football that this is what it is yeah
That's me, they are that's a very tough thing. You do specially when you, when you came.
there's nothing worse. When you gamble on.
I gotta go out for like an hour
and you're, like. I think, I'm good and then my ten minutes into being out you like on knock. I did that today.
the train? I got a new jersey transit, which we know there are competent things frank to take, and I
a joke
thing, a water before you got on and then I forgot that didn't have bathrooms on.
So I'm sorry, my own death warrant, ok an hour and a half on the strain,
you better hudson initiation someplace to get it
Just hang on to gather yeah, it's bad bad, ok, right, europe, you have to pigs
idle everyday thing.
I love
the ability to be able throw a towel into
oh yeah, guy, especially lightwood, there's a little moisture on it and you have the wait right.
And I have a little routine at the equinox. Oh you, the Jim, I do and I will live
I'm getting out like almost twenty yards lulling, its aggressive, what I'm trying to pull off and it's a slot to write, but it's like flat, so you have to
go in it's not like straight out you it's on tackling batter yeah yeah it, but I will I'm like out there. These are like rule,
and I have it in?
when I hit it. I like look around to be like. Did anyone see me? Do anything you, like kobe or anything, I've had a couple of where I was like holy shit man that was good and then you're like you're, the biggest loser ever cause. You just said that out loud, but you
I really love that I'd like to see other people just randomly like when I get asked to throw something into something amount. I love this. I
I'm I'm automatic on socks into the longer you like him.
apartment the tell things
He because in the gym, you might have like a bathroom attended as well.
Around the corner and your shooting, like twenty
when just hit him
within it. It's gotta, be it's gotta, be Jim towels, because Jim tells are always a little thinner
I mean there's only the big one you have at home aces blown. He owes you get caught up in many elements, but I, like that's good peck yeah,
I just noticed that I, like you, keep trying to see where this is going to go. Ari are trying to think which ones I think you guys will take versus which ones I think are available or I'll just go with it. Stopping the
gas pump. Jago. We have that. We add I'd love it I'll start go you're, nice have is not not it is it and it's like boom right off what I'm
did I feel great yeah. Some people say: well, you don't need to do that anymore. Could not the nineties but
to them. I say I still do that at a gasp pump, just because it's cool
I see it stop on the perfect in iceland. You have to tell them ahead of time how much you want to pump really yeah it's painted as but a lot of people know that it was not as maple troll
paypal is hard to do that now that the I'll get our eyes Joe Biden, urges like through the roof, was a lot of factors.
They actually levels, not just our backs.
You guys are up good picks.
We're gonna go with timing commercials. I was also honour less up without into a great one. I I have three tv.
So I don't have to deal with any more, but I still think I could
I like when people were like, oh
watching you blew jays and you're, not watching the titans. I always I led a picture
when people here that it can be exploited everybody on the contents. I should just start being, like Google seriously, think we have one fucking tiana rooms like I people always like your watch,
point of hawkins that apply up ass well and a true picture of all three games on like what he can do nodded suck at nice
it's been about if you, if its initial sunday and you ve, got fox on one- are yet fox on your tv and you also check back.
the CBS game and you
if the writers are snapping the ball on first down yep, it's such a good feel yeah. Okay, good pick billion jake we're going to go with pissing, aiming and distance
guy piss olympics will be very fond watch shit who can
here's. The far this year, who's got the best accuracy. Yamaha mokanna was saying in his book there like his dad him use, have contests not for distance, but for height. They would see who could p
the highest law yeah. I think you said that his dad p up like eight feet. That's a
feet icy? That's not that that's crazy, how it isn't
billion. I order you, I didn't you make my because our eyes, you how I tried yeah we're
go, do arrived. You wanna get like, I think in the hallway and ends up. What do I go see no Y got piss for I have to pay for.
Alright, okay, okay, so drink some water, okay, alright get on the ceiling. I think it could hit the ceiling. I don't think I could I'd sit on the ceiling cover without the wind, though you can't whip you can't whip
yet ever talk, yeah should remain with. Is it I get this on the ceiling with where we're talkin prostate only a year ago, our raw, maybe you know up moot, maybe that I think by those. Maybe it isn't that approach not laying it. How can I get you? Don't really believe relating to how we gonna sit up and they really? I don't straight just power so
in standing there. How is right,
I we gotta see it now.
in the bathroom, ok grain?
is more than a quarter. Yeah, that's perfect! Yeah yeah! I know you can do everyone skin experiment, lattice drink up our see who can pass the farthest
Yeah, this is zeal. Epics, ok, good pick,
if we want to go yet. This is
If one can they took to averse yeah, I, like the second
last thing that I sent you in that big block you
I like that one, yet I like to one above it too, so what
You go the second last one and now go with the water they want to above it, ok, yeah, hidden,
every light in a row seeing how many you can get
its awesome riding railway. When you really know area too- and you like, if I get this one, that means
We can sometimes go like the entirety of manhattan in like ten minutes. If you hit cause we.
When wherever I've never had a moment when we hit when we work, wait here on Sunday night and we like all melick two o clock, I've
the wave a couple times in it is such a threat.
There's just one in your, like I'm good for the whole way,
this road in dc constitution avenue and if you hit it perfectly, if you get it at first light, just
is turning green. So you see it turned from red green. You know
you can drive all the way from the bridge past congress no stops. What's
and then you get towards the end.
and by the end, you're running, like kind of running a red light or to its you barely make in the end. The young irish has never do yahkuk shit about it, but
Its exhilarating is such a good feeling, as you know, that you're about to have the best, rather
I get excited thinking about it. It's it's! I want to run the car I our next pick is gone
be now this. What I actually think like you could act,
we really have a great competition. You have everyone
Is laying their sleeping and its who can wake up before the alarm closest to the alarm, because, god damned that happen every fuck
day and everyone thinks like on the best. It always waking up a minute before my alarm and having people try to wake up.
As close to their alarm, is possible. Billy this programme com, for you
for their alarm hats. What what a thrill that would be.
What is that? How can we have an unlocked with that brain? It's crazy! When you go having to set my alarm and then I'm gonna wake up and like. I can't believe how often I wake up.
for the arts. I've read: why are we not on tapping what that ability is in applying metamorphic
just you re olympics. Why are we lose our best
I was talking to security guard one time this story blows my mind that the rag know that this dude is, he is built different
some. He wakes up every morning at four. A m
he's never use an alarm. He wakes up at four o clock,
the morning every single day, he d,
and obviously have a snooze button, but he says
times. If I'm feeling tired, I wake up at four,
then I'll close my eyes and account to sixty
seven times in a row and then,
My asean, that's my snooze bun fucking me
you have on macro dosing. What the fuck no ya know either he's a psychopath. That's crazy.
I had one moment then I still don't
explain other than my content, brain just overpowers. My life. I was in france, it was
whatever was twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, when the bronze I'm at the lakers? So it's like
three or four. In the morning I woke up out of a deep, deep sleep out of nowhere. Just woke up looked at my phone stared
phone. Twenty seconds later, the woods alert happens, leubronn signs the lakers
I still don't know how that happened, and I spent the next three hours tweeting it. You know in the middle east it from
and I was like what's going on with my brain, it was crazy. I watch
like I watched the alert, go on my phone, that's where it was
here, it was very, very erie
I mean? Obviously we knew he was where that weak, but still it was for
yeah. That's not you say I made me realize, like maybe I didn't write about forty nuclear reactors. Yeah yeah
fuck now that I've been having a lot of the stuff like there was just this guitar player that I just recently started. Teach myself I play guitar,
really yeah, but I'm not a midlife crisis where anyone's gonna say that in the comments, no I've always wanted to do this, but it's a boat that you bought two while it's an investment investment,
and I'm getting you back for the people of the area classes and great you're brown bout. Now you know my
joe. We don't really like to categorize. Everybody knows
Also, we don't need a belt, a fucking prove you have many many blacks as many instructors just like the nuts are not making fun of ryan. If you want to see a sick rendition of hotel california on his newly purchased boat, he will be ready in about a month yeah. He he bathe a baby. Normally the guitar sounds like when you get a guitar at this age, because
when you deserve every specific style that I'm trying to teach mighty address certain songs that lies in the hold you do like the beginner started, growing finger pig him yeah, not planned joint faye. He as a man, you can't pick
the guitar and be like I'm learning. This and then your first instructions like Mary, had a little lamb. Now now, I'm watching these fingerpicking videos and I'm teaching myself how to do it and so far so good, I'm classically trained. So does it have the in what of the ear choir that night so ah
really anyway, whose pig is it
yeah yeah, so anyway. The point is that I was reading a led, zeppelin biography, which is actually more of a bummer, that it is it's a good book, but it's a bummer, those guys kind of suck, and then you they were talking about how Jimmy page was like. As I was thinking about John Fay, he they mentioned how pages obsessed with fahy
those doing, that's the war. I never told him the pike. Now I like the same universe, same thing bright like how insane is it. This is very
I bet you ninety nine point. Nine percent of the people listening are like. Who are you talking about? Don't even worry about it, and when I was I was thinking about him as I was reading the book cause I was like. Oh, I gotta figure out this new part. It's been really hard and then I was like that's insane.
that just up it's it's the moments at your like. Are we living in a simulation and though
I'm clock good picture Ebby
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did it stop sleepy? Usually I wake up, even if it
have alarm a wake up like nine ten, a m whatever I
slept until about noon. Maybe was twelve thirty,
I'd be on the radio at eleven a m. So I
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the piece of shit? But I did
anything wrong. I just like slept too long. One day I came in to work in everybody's, like fifteen hundred
their everyone's very concerned about me and
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this is know about a month ago, because I have to get breakfast I'm in a hotel, I have to get breakfast
for I get on the cap that takes me back to the airports taken a bunch back in the airport. So
in order to do that. I have to order my room service an hour before I wake up has taken forever. Ten, then you so
so I so I set my alarm. First were a problem, so I sent my alarm
and as I'm sending it to six a m.
the label on the alarm. Just pops up. As I just said to my friend, I was I I have sent my love
six a m, so I can remember to order room service before actually have to wake up. I
added to six a m.
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pre programmed into my phone
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the next time you use it. You just click plus one man
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he's a yet this whole thing like hi, I'm you and me: we ve done this power. What we want you to do this again and I was like that's the biggest fuck you I've ever
mean from anyone in any I'd never met him before ever like I never was on any of those tv shows or the whole time that guy would be. Phelps
yeah. It's kind of war that would be areas of my space was like yeah yeah path, we're good. We ve broken done this before you would get like great scores for for the quickness put the tat you'd lose points on it was
but that I don't want to talk to him.
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Germany average gives you high marks on how we are to do this now. In that moment, did you like blame yourself? Were you thinking? Well, I must be just no fun to talk to our review.
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was like a wait. Wait was that we had, I don't know like you, could take him yeah. Why would
what happened
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it's happening as I leave one and then I did attributed
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credit guy out some umbrellas lobby,
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what in kill them, and so it is time I see the beach umbrella, like the bush, unlike
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doesn't everybody if you lose control of your umbrella, you're kidding
to be generous. In your background, you get ejected yeah yeah, maybe
different category of Yeah actors, speed installation, and then they have
just wait and sign yeah, but then it's like hey. Instead of a medley, we,
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when people can remember names that fast,
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he'll be ok, what's up and we go down lines like none of us remember. Any of our names, like you know when you do
the big meat
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they don't give a shit closure of an asset. You should do
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all the popcorn snacks before the movie starts. I don't know like how you would casinos
george, has not situation, but if you could figure out a way to make it
natural competition to be funded. Watch like shit. This guy's got like the pace.
only one preview laughed and he's like almost done was now
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off. As long as people didn't know, they do now right right because I would be I would out, in the cold,
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doing the math in my head and being like. Oh no yeah, if we don't score here in like the third quarter, we're fucked yeah he's always like two steps ahead of where my brain is. I'm like. Okay, we're about to get a touchdown here, then they'll probably have enough time before halftime to kick a field goal
but then big cats already running through the third quarter of deviations like now. If we don't get seven here, we're done you're, also very good at at watching sports,
by that I mean like we'll, have the entire wall tv set up and
have a soccer game that I'm betting on or hockey game and paying me
attention to all the other things and within proper
Half a second gulping scored big kelby on goal.
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is kind of like that it, but it's it's also different- is watching football stamford Steve
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come in handy, their piano gelato have everywhere they make your master. They keep in a clean scrape cone maintenance.
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clean.
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rare directly and I, like it a little bit more and phd doesn't like people to just live their life.
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he just got mad cause. He had to wait at baggage claim with her is like we could been home by now: yeah yeah,
massive baggage claim thing, and then he had this, don't change the ingredients when you ordered a restaurant. I like stopped him in the hallway to be like I've. Never done
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It's just know the second.
One of your small children is about to do something very dangerous on the stairs is it would be a fun olympic sport?
watch because it just needs an innate parasol down a lotta. Yet it's also just like when their when there's legal parents
One time when there's like
maybe more than like twenty seconds a silence. You're like wait, something bad is about
and because they always are silent before the danger it's never like. If there
they're, giggling and laughing it's like oh they're, just fucking around, but when when when the silence happens like oh, I gotta jump into action here. So that'll be a fun olympic sport to watch. We got memes
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trained. If I'm going to do, it is like I'll get it to fit
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but I don't want to have to pay a thousand to repair the sheet rock fuck up is it I got
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