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He led to pardon my table. There's an abortion sport. I welcome a pardon. My take today is Wednesday september sixth and pfc. They are testing us on what
They are testing us with the kansas city chiefs. First
Chris Jones sits out is maybe not gonna play
week. One now try
This kelsey, unfortunately has hyper extension in his knee asia
intact
Wait has Adam Schefter, so anything about his knee about to explode. No, he is not ok, he is that's. Our prayer is that it's going to explode, juju smith schuster, but they're testing us pft, Travis kelsey, might not play.
On thursday night, the chiefs,
lasting us their basically at the buzzer
we spent all summer saying just don't oversight,
yet the chief you're gonna win the west and the buzzer,
they're, giving us enough things to be like. Maybe they want win the west, we can't fall for
seventeen- we can all have already now. Listen
chris Jones is the one that one of the hyper extension yeah. That's what that's! What he's been gone for?
kelsey. Unfortunately,
We've been talking about the chiefs.
you'll, hear you, people going to second
and he basically says he could throw to any of us. Three yeah and patrimony be great quarterback. They don't
proven wide receivers. This year there were just
You like ok, we'll, do Travis kelsey and then we'll make it work on the outside. Without
was kelsey there.
A large body like I'm going, I invite money long. I already was doing that. But I'm saying like foresees along the east are basically right at the buzzer say,
Hey, listen,
All the doubters was let it let's have this doubt creep in, so that we can have that rat poison in the locker was Billy right
about Travis kelsey run soft, maybe
No, no, we have to see the tape. I gotta find out how it happened. What trust the remind? No? No you jake you're right, well judged logic. Jake shut the fuck up. You also said: don't
through my eye ass. He said for weak one,
don't trust anyone really
she's too in the west, is not a weak one. Reminder
I don't know about you. I would still hank tell us what to do.
Money go, that's already been decided. That's been decided months ago I was like I love,
I this is going to be a coming out. Party has passed. You wanted me to tell you current. You know we're all betting, the lions on thursday, which is a terrible, terrible thing for the line. All due respect past me was a shithead yeah
he's very a you know how doma used to be is a moron he's a fat fucking bitch. That's what pass me is
new me is smart chiseled,
diligent, gimme, another additive
steadfast steadfast steadfast
with this approach and not sure steadfast mean I am only going to decide what ass do you wanted current you to do.
If you're diligent yeah, but listen, I'm not going to get bossed around by past me. I current me is the alpha, also I'm not going to get passed around by pass me via jake,
yeah. True, that's the worst like we did. Did I really really think that I was going to be able to boss future me around I'd, be like hey
remind futurity that I wanted you do this now put teacher. Will you didn't sign homework? That's where you,
Do you bring wrote all that's, throwing the jake actually gets offended by decided. He gets its right guy, those people, you guys think I wanted them. I mean you were we're
You teacher you forgot to collect homework,
we're teacher, here's an apple! I love! You know where you call your teacher, your mom
everyone, was you act all everyone signs? Are you kidding me? I never really.
Everyone accidently did that at some point you teacher, I was only when they did the assignment in my group project. Now
There is a little bit of a delay on our now because hesitate, hokosa Jake,
the power point that you put together you and me
but that's it means name was not honoured time. That's pass me as imagined idiot. You idiot moron, so yeah.
Either way I can't fall for it. I ice are going to win the one. I think I'm going to fall for it a little bit. Okay! Well we're going to fall for it on thursday. So here's one thing that I will trust pass me on. Do not
leave the sea words do not leave their lives right.
I am not go. If I'm gonna move off the chiefs, I'm not go into the team in los angeles, I'm not gonna. Do that
was a report of what my other option was going to go with the broncos. There was a report today that Sean payton said that told
Russell wilson to stop with this Russell inc bullshit he said: will you fucking stop kissing? All the babies are not running for office. That might be an Epstein island thing. It sounds like some bill Clinton used to do, but he should be standing with his dogs in the woods yes on. Would you rather, would you rather be on the airplane that had the shit all over it or on the
airplane going across the atlantic with russia wilson doing chinese everley this? Yet we saw the add by the way,
it was exactly what I thought everywhere. It was literally every man it was like when people like how could this be a bio hazard? You had to know that
diarrhea.
up and down the aisles again
I believe this gentleman was probably I hoboes gentlemen ages.
the doctors, the mother? No that's about the reason is that to be reliable and if it was a failure, was a guy would have come out of the women. Don't poop, that's the thing. So how did you diarrhoea you have
Do what it was.
I there is definitely think desire, massage any showing I love a. Maybe the next parcel hippy serving their massages didn't even think,
It could be. The diarrhoea bio has reverse its twenty. Twenty three guy, a bitch, can clear out a plan. Yes, so whoever this was
I think the wearing shorts and maybe not underwear
so how would how it looks like it? Judging by the spat, splatter pattern, if we're putting on like r r dexter had SIRI ever seen that show eg dexter, where you don't want to do the splatter pattern, he judges, the blood pattern, can tell you exactly how the murder went down.
I was analyzing through dexterous eyes.
And it looks like somebody got up out of their seat and then
hoped and then ran down the aisle while pooping, which I worked with shorts on, but I think it was. I think it was a sprint undermines me that old george carling thing there, sir
things. You will never see me like that,
grown men running while taking a shit. I think
plain there is somebody sprinting down the aisle.
And as their ass was going back and forth back and forth running
It was shooting left right like like wrangler right, and I also analyzes watch video many times. I think if we
to make a composite of the person it is.
Gentlemen, I would say
about two hundred and thirty to fifty pounds. Five eight issue wearing
very loose fitting cargo khakis
if you know the loose ones and he's got beat it
not if he's wearing underwear he's wearing
the old school boxers, the gas box, you're you're describing pete Prisco a little bit of a pizza, not as heavy he's. Also not five. Eight yeah he's definitely not five eight, but I'm saying like there's enough move.
in the short where its
school boxers. It don't not boxer briefs that
splatter is allowed to go everywhere. Jackson, pollock, I was an aisle. I was with you until you said the the cargo shorts. I think that that material is too it's too firm. Well, I would say, like athletic shorts old school gym shorts, you gotta remember this is a person going from atlanta to barcelona.
Probably the cargo shorts to keep the passports the kid stuff, like he's, probably he's wearing
if the work wanted.
Was that it was coming from atlanta, though right yeah, so it might have been jean shorts. We might be working with george here, although those also could be a little bit tighter to the lear,
It could have been a girl and short short. Now, when I was a girl, unlike juicy booty pants
I ruled out the pilots either oh
no just a guy like how to get it cover,
it did somehow cover the whole point. What about what about a stewardess? The only way for it to cover the whole point is if it started at the top or you know our sisters.
you can say what I think is Stuart stewart
it's often flight is an oh and I say
yeah, what about never you can set. You can say whatever
it could have been. It could have been an inside job that would make a lot of sense were not enough details of come out where it makes
especially of a lot of pressure. Wasn't a dog.
Oh, is also dark, beige support and but don't take emotional support animals that people just bring on a plane. They get a certificate online.
Go yeah. This is my dog. I need him to fly, it could be the dog because they, like the dog, starts, does the squat and then you like go run run just starts pooping every dog's poop and run all the time yeah. This is the number one sports podcast in america yeah we're we're breaking it down. I mean it was the number one story
it is a four hours. I think that sports they announces outside what this is a bad omen for the jets
I'll take it can start off and he anywhere and browns and pronounced them bad faith.
yup it's, it's a bad combo memes. You should be worried,
oh hard, knocks
Yeah heart acts is over. We watched it
we totally watch. So I'm in the habit of watching her doubts about two days later during the week.
I haven't watched after episode two, I have to admit it's. It's not that just makes you fall in love with garrett, Wilson and you're, going to get more rosy, colored glasses with the jets, because it does make you think that they can do something. I still go back to the fact that the offensive line doesn't look great and it is hard to switch to new team. New system doesn't always
look out. Do you know what it's hard game, because today the other guys
get paid. My play football to europe is for me is am obviously you know all in on aaron rodgers never said a bad thing about him might be a bit whatever
watching it. It's like I'm getting
ways and by the bit. So
If I have to watch more aaron rodgers and like all he's the best, our minister,
like. My bodies going are rejecting it. You're out,
at this stage. Where you're, like you know what I really
I really like smoking weed yeah. I need to stop because I like it so much right and I'm just going to forget about everything else and I'm gonna my entire life. It can be based around weed. Yeah like my brain, is like. Oh, this is funny
reverse and control packers fans in my whole body, in everything that is learned is like you can't like this guy
have to keep my distance so that I can keep a
distance to be like oh yeah. I love aaron rodgers he's the best. If I
Jim I'm gonna be like we. I fucking hate. This guy remember, remember anything that I hated. Every flashed back will start hitting me yet
it's there,
I'm very sorry for this for bosses, I dont know real ass time, there's no way I'm pseudo residing I want. I want to read my entire body up and ran rapid bubble rap
just make sure I make it through it the next day and I think, we're all like every football season at this exact moment.
Amid a hundred out of a hundred I did to every single year, I'm five hundred, I dont that an ever been more or less excited than I am every single I'm infinity out of a hundred. Not only are these cool new teams, canoe storylines, but also
the first time and in twenty five years actually get to be happy.
im proud of my own team that I get to regular it's. This is the Unifil fucking rocks yeah.
The best it is the best. It is right that there was a story that just came out our go. Did you see this about the dolphins, quarterback coach? Darrell level,
so he suffered a detached retina during training camps from jury, Epstein,
after the surgery that he had he needed to lie, face down for ninety percent of seven straight days?
picture that is sent to the team,
We're just laying face down his bed watching film on his tab,
that's on the ground?
just like hanging off the edge of his bed. Watching foam
Mike mcdaniel show the team this picture. Why,
powerful message. He told the aarhus words that its unique you need to hurt like go to
the ends of every health. Everything
doktor ever tells you to just keep doing your job.
With football yeah this it looks like a milking table for your eyes. Yeah he's just staring down at the game, the all twenty two. They do that and it's very funny when you say that, because if
you just change the perspective a little bit so he's detached retina.
Still doing his job
in commended for doing his job.
If you made this like a twitter thread about a start up in san francisco, there would be
Ten thousand
twitter handles with roses in their handle. Being like this is toxic work culture
will there would all not just football baby there. There definitely would be people being like. I can't believe that you make your employees do this. There would also be a bunch of guys with the de enough t dot eating.
age being like this.
This is a fucking warrior raises a dry dissenting metallic rhine set, never stop working, never stop the commitment, but why don't don't? We also are having this debate, because I would like to be on the side of the entities and be like no, it's football is what we did was also if you look at it from liquor. Zoomed our perspective,
this guy's laying in bed watching football yeah which rocks it's it's our job, yeah. We we just go couch. This is the best like. If, like oh, I should be so lucky most I'd, say: ninety nine percent of people listen to this podcast would quit there.
tomorrow. It meant that their job would now become lying in bed in watching for power in a second,
I mean this is the time of year. We have to
like as much as I
get a little anxiety of like all like a not gonna, be around on sundays like this. Is
Everyone wants our job because we get to just watch every game on some, but we
the fucking bad. So we have to sit up and chairs. That's true love.
Convert like a trial that child labour and pat old el the horrors it's tough, where we are no different than the minors, the nine year old minors. It is like nineteen o too so arcos america has. So this is it's a great picture.
We can only hope that the douro bevil becomes the first coach, the coach on the on the sidelines wearing an eyepatch
We almost had it with MIKE Zimmer a few years ago when he
new remember his I just get it.
getting worse and worse and worse, yes, is either is out watching film. Yes, I love it if their above a weak one on the sidelines wearing a pirates. Eyepatch I mean I I would
in future. The dolphins. Are that point yeah. That's I mean there.
they are willing to risk it all. In every case,
there other things my mouse.
on football duty. This is no whose done
I think we're just going to say football guy stories. Okay, we're not going to do it, we're not going to official football guy the week we're just going to be like
this guy right here is probably football. Guy of the week, yeah good good, good question, though Jake, because we also were gonna change, a couple of other things up we're going to do on fridays. The preview we're going to preview every game instead of doing a four picks,
what we're gonna do is everyone we're going to preview every game normally?
and everyone's gonna give their best pick.
In total and more,
and in their campaign, duplicates they'll, be the rules,
so go around in a circle. If your pic gets back, then
and then will we have the punishment of
a one hour set in law
vegas voices
football live show streamed. I was actually no joke. I was well
king. I was at the zoo with my kids and theirs.
I doing magic and I was in the back of my head. I was like I might have to come back here and get this guy to teach me something.
The gay you I might have to he was doing a floating table. It was off. Magic would be a good idea, also just getting like a reptile handler or butter animals to come out.
Yeah they just have animals join your releasing just a bunch of crickets. Now be great yeah bees
release bees, here's my shell, everyone be careful.
It would be great.
what other things any other stories that we should talk about
max? What is ready for football? I'll get to you
We all believe in the lions on thursday night, which is terrible for the lions. I'm going back on the on the gremlin over three and a half you'll go bets. Last last year was plus money and hit at like seventy one percent. It was the best
but made my life yeah, so we're going to ride it, we're going to ride overfill goals and the lines moneyline hanks back on his hungry dog. I saw him tweet that it triggered me a little
We always is gonna pick against our teams. Every week, gulf,
yeah. I know it's gonna take the colonel's week one. I know it.
I notice, or maybe the hungry, so we shall ever ever was exactly organization. I always say that not personal, but somehow it's always purse. It's always. You always find a way to make a personal
if either it's either against the commanders or against the catholics boiler either which will be backlash it about the pigs yeah. You can fade somebody
Yes, you can't you just can't duplicate. So if I'm like, if, if my first pick is the commander's minus seven, no one else can pick the commanders minus up. So at the end of the year we're going to have to.
There's going to be like strategies of like if you're trying to get someone just fading whatever they pick, no matter
way to address, not listening. Just remember we all sock so we're all gonna be like for
percent. I also every single bad here.
I'm commanders minor. Seven. Can I just say that
Will you allow me to take out who gets to go? First? I already put it in
If a guy goes for this is my there's my make up her texas tech
dublin down, commies or bus.
Wars. Hopefully you get first. Peck now makes mistakes
now take we never do that. Yes, he would you do that to you
loves, plus signs arms oxide for four pounds.
of course, and honours bachelet also,
For you don't know, new listeners Monday's shows, no gas will be all football all the time we go through every
we will gain, which is great big.
You know, there's lahti! Lot, teams
any shine in the national media forgotten.
like, two weeks physically, the entire in annex nfc, south yeah, we we find a way to make jokes about those teams for the entirety of the year and its great am very excited sunday. What it is.
And someday we're going to eat. What am I going to eat on sunday, I'm going to wear a tux and I'm a tuesday we do. We do have to figure out what we're going to eat all day cause it's a big
You can't talk up the menu for weak one
This is a conversation- is needs, be happening
all across amerika with everyone in their friends. This is important,
either churn tenders, chimpanzees, stakes, ok, we're gonna have to meals. Yet we will maybe three I like bacon ranch. I like aiding illegal combo. I like any. What is what is the big cacambo are even though that existed we oughta till I saw the knots area. I like haven't once lace a pizza in between the early and late games. Just
just a little a little pizza that just out that we kenosha yeah, it keeps you awake, it keeps going in between the games. I'm yeah we after these are things that we have to think about. I'd like a root beer. Can I get a
Here I would also like
Ok, let's get some group here, combo a kind choice of cheese, thick fries Emma Jane
on one. That's his thoughts,
no big loves that gap and what does it fries? On ice is that you think of choice prize and ensure that is so insane just might work a sandwich, fries and a drink. I was a real right. It was a real, but how the video
everyone, we gather them marketing wizards. It was the real big cacambo. It would be too sobs one further one you put in the fridge. It's you two half time if you want to get wild with a get the big cacambo but make it p of tea style, which is where you take the fries
put him on the same. What do I like yeah? I like tat yeah, are much you think that come there, because the plug god
it again. Ok, let's you hot see, cool throne, and then we appeal
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draft you ever done the pancake draft pancakes only so,
gonna were given shine to the office of wine and we all drafted five often sublime, and it was a struggle. It was a struggle
I forgot field yates, told us.
then offensive lines are pretty weak right now, so sets actually not us. It's the lean. That's the only reason why weren't able to name five guys, yeah exactly I,
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duties stormed the field on the dead and then afterwards write a letter, the quarterback at a great great touchdown, running touchdown. He was
a press conference or interview after the game said professor taylor, if you're seeing this, please let me turn to my homework late, because
do tonight, I think at twelve o and then
pressure taylor. What should be if you haven't seen the picture. Look I'm up you! This is the most professor. Looking do little to professor taylor, vault of all time he said
wesley Williams and the other women who were in the class, they said
prepared ahead of time,
So why did the quarterback oil man no extension? What'd, you never an absolute due care. That's the most duke story ever with the exception of duke winning at football. Yeah
what a fucking asshole. I don't like this guy.
You know that tells me that tells me that that riley linen was not prepared to win
That tells me, he thought I was gonna lose and then he'd have time after the game to send it in here
clubs who now done dabble,
its area, repairing dab. Very I know, clubs advanced get upset you have to understand. Dabble is not a likeable guy.
he had you run and it does
It is kind of nice.
if dabbled in say all the stuff about, and I l and transfer portal
I would feel a little bit worse, but he's so resistant to change when college football,
is so drastically changed in the last five years. It's kind of
rate to be like dude. All you had to do was
embrace it and realise that everything is changing around you. You gonna change, like
Saving has always change.
Yes, oh, I mean
dabble doesn't want to change, and so he's not going to if he did change us
something nice about double he's, not
in as big a hypocrite as I expected him to be so when he said
Like I didn't want to change, I dont want college football. We run by money I'll quit you're hitting quit, but he did
we're trying to do everything they can to win right.
so he's not using the transfer portal. He doesn't like
mentality of just jumping around when you get upset but-
with comes losing I,
I also the one thing I don't like: whenever we talk about,
for what's a little different than the nfl, where, like the though head coach is recruit
players he's getting the best players. So people like, oh it's not so easy. Like you, don't trevor lorenson and to show,
it will double does deserve credit for getting those guys, you're gonna work.
the d on when people are like.
Well, he had better town attacks and state than everyone else like. Ok, isn't that that's the point you
it that that goes along with you want to you want to get the best player. Now you have to ask was brent Venables was he? Was he the real mastermind behind swims question cause I feel like you could make that argument yeah, I think I'm
make that argument actually here pilot make that arguably I'll make the argument, because we brenda tentacles, left Clinton, sort Isaak, yes, so
I just want to leave you with one last dabble quote how quickly we forget
think this would just last year is in December. We built this pro
come on in I'll. We really did when he said its problem,
different from what you're thinking, though we built this programme
in god's name image in likeness. Yes, all time called dabble, aegis corny,
That's really what it comes down to
hard to refer that a guy who's that corner you know
and also some people bring up the fact odd that
we're paying god dabble also how they were using gods. Image likeness asked: that's that's worse than anything. I think he was paying guy because he was doing baptisms after practice right here,
flash analogue splash of water dabble also has the like a tree.
Your trove of means a comeback. Adam the
el running out with the l of the means class means classic.
Running down the hill before his whole team him doing:
it talk. The hickory dickering docked. Apples on Tik, tok yeah, like all these
come. Flooding on the timeline
it's just a lesson to all the coach out there. If you ever gonna stop recruiting.
You entranced report on and I'll try not to be on tiktok as well. Yeah good point
Sorry very, very niece,
Did you see the devil was upset because of how far the locker rooms are at duke from the field? Oh, so he was starting to blame that I like and now that
the last guy. That should do that because he makes his team get off.
Boss at the path of a hill and then follow him sprinting down it to go on to the field
I cut off the the jury.
From the locker room to the field should not have an impact for that team. Yes, I I kind of like, though, like it's back to the shane beamer, blaming the guys. The chain gang eating hotdogs I
like when these coastal just become such like obvious
babies could we know their babies, but when they show their colours, like that, I it does. Tickle me a little
that was by our right now, o o.
like that I mean the thing is on: yes, he did went to national tat. Image is not the only ones in comes, it was not good or they could get over the hunt for the longest time he went and built that programme.
To an insane level. So he does some based on that he's a bad coach, something it would also point to the defence of line that, when you're having a bunch of those p d, positive tests,
dabbles some very interesting. Alright we'd want to draft my kicker, I'm taking jake elliott, I'm doing a draft right now, fuck yeah yeah cause I
Don't recognize a sixty four million dollar by sixty four million dollar word on the street is what I am hearing the cat. In incidentally, circles, that claims is considering a buyer. I like that
They also detailed in the buy out here like it almost like, as if it gets cheaper it sixty four million this year. It drops
to sixty million Prakash twenty twenty four and then
at this this discount
fifty seven million its twenty twice. I think they're gonna way through the seas. That's you don't you
how can a leisurely lose job? Now he's not gonna lose his job, but it is one too
It's fun to root against ABBA wittingly loses sorry clubs offence, but unit
part of winning a macaques man is part of winning. If you win the pendulum
back, ok, agriculture,
quotas, pettiness, o this.
Alabama Texas, big match up this weekend,
last year they played an album is banned in not travel. A texas longhorns only gave their band upper deck seats.
and now album is doing the same thing. They had all five thousand vizir tickets, which
klute seats for the band will be in the upper
I love a good band ravening. I really do you remember a couple years ago when, when prick
the giant ass, drum, couldn't fit into the stadium gas had to leave the giant withdrawn. Piazza backdrop:
I love, I love band worse. Yeah, then book ban people are the hornets nest.
Russia is not just the american pie like trope its, I think, wisconsin at a huge scandal. I will read run when I was there
just dildos and shit or hazing us so views. If you think that northwestern football had hazing issue, look at band culture and rosemary
I think they should a show up in and go harder than ever
yeah I'll damages not showing up the earth now texas, not showing up lashers, can win,
texas, showed up last year. Texas is hazardous. How landed abandon our travel? Yes, so here I agree with you.
taxes longer ban should just say, fuck
we're going anyways may
Kick you out also. I stand with bands in cultural football. I think it's a great part of the game
of hearing when, like
go home or usc gets rolling and they just play that over and over and over it's how you know, you're watching household yeah, it's great
no you don't like it.
The half times minutes it is what they have time. I don't care about known, watches. Half time shall be in between plays yeah europe. If you were to do that,
does it at a to is a florida, that's kind of near here,
I did zealous, you know what's down
calm down, what's the best at supper, because narcos,
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prisoners without what are they play? They play. The guy was fuck this up. What you see?
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either doing college football touch him or scott
there is really nothing else, nor the great things to have everything. So I will be great. If one team did a scar, did they usually do if you? Why would further touchdown saw you if you want an arch man is though
every band they had their like. Ok, let's do a fun when they play real big fish yeah or take on me, like fish
we'll take on whose who school transit
who throws up Jesus mother
it's diarrhea, but, like I talked about going to talk about it, I just wrote an identified if it's a boy or girl- oh so you are on my only run that early okay,
Fifty your article, throw my hot seat. Is obama
yeah obama's on the hot seat friend of the programme, longtime slowly, tucker, karlsson
is having a guy on how show what's up
Obama. Let you was the avant also long term slaughterhouses and data be well so,
tuckers having a guy on his show tonight that claim
he had sex with obama back and ninety ninety nine, so Jake, we
das, does it matter? If obama had sex with this man in nineteen? Ninety nine it does not.
good news for everyone. Jake will be watching the entire interview and giving a spark knows on friday. Shut up the us give me any one. So I wine long. I want all the details. Yup article,
fresh,
open, mind yeah. I know, if he's gay or not of his at such with this manner, not jake, you have to just
The fact that I am all for us
and we will then make a as I have not made up my mind number one about whether or not they had sex to whether it matters right. So I need you to update me on that. I'm I'm waiting for facts to come out. I don't even want this presented facts pointless spoken or do
opens rail spoken skin
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bottom, whose you know he's gonna, go into detail. I soon yeah, maybe
made me a powerpoint reparata year, I see powerpoint. Thank you.
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after the match. They made
players stand on the field, whether fan,
He's got microphones,
buried them. Yet performance, the coach, gay and the players had to sit there and listen to the fans, tell them that they stop that there were bare.
into the jersey, which is awesome.
Care about front soccer, but I do
care about. American sports and accountability
love to see this in the unifil. Yes, yes
great without being ass. If they d, if bolt man was out there just
parading brandons daily for not going for a more forth tat afterwards. Yes, we need that it would incompatibility, is important. Awesome, I might just be a fan. Press conference is and should be fan, press conferences that the players have to listen to and
yeah you are allowed to if you're, not even a fan, if you're just a gambler that lost money, yeah you're allowed to publicly air your grievances with todd gurley for taking a knee, yeah yeah, just just rip indoor
lucky. I love this is such a fund? Video
my heart. Seats is the angels for two reasons. One is
lucas Giolito, who was an angel when the angels were trying to go all in at the deadline is the first.
player, since I think it's nineteen
I think he was actually eighteen. Ninety eight, I gotta find it ah he's pitched
He's given up three eight earned runs for three different teams this year for
The president is pretty cool hard to do he's done it three
different times. Three different teams. She started on the white socks went to the aims
now is on the guardians
last one to do, it was bill. Magee pill
would be, who you probably all know in
no magee is also he did in eighteen. Ninety seven film.
Also famous for
just disappearing, no knows where building he went
whose living he retired from baseball
was living with his wife and kid and then never came back, and if you look
appeal, monkeys age. It says it is a hundred forty years old
I have to imagine that it was pretty easy to do that back then yeah people could just move that you move like two towns away: yeah you're, just like no idea what happened to that guy going out for cigarettes on the horse and then the angels also because they had picture day to day and
had a body double for show: yo tommy!
that seems racist while it was actually a white guy
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yeah. That's I thought the same thing at first. I was like wait. What the fuck, then I saw the guy cause. They like you, could only see the back of him.
looking out of the the club house, and then they escorted them out of the stadium, like that's pretty.
After whoever got to be the the dup body double for show her a picture of him. Oh there is oh yeah he's a white guy right, yep, yeah yeah. That guy looks.
like show here, don't outside there is doing a full photoshop. As I thought
my mind what the same places like what the fuck so where we show her
I
injured, injure, yet wide stand for a picture.
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Now where is leading or he's playing yeas hitting the other? He wasn't there.
Either way their clown organization to run through my cool throne
Is masses favour player, tray turner,
because he just went on paternity leave, which is not remarkable, except for the fact that its eggs
actually nine months to the day that he signed is three hundred million dollar contract
that is. I had is the best sacks of walter. I'm actually surprising that resulted in pregnancy. Here too, I would figure to be used in all the holes- love, maybe doggie
yeah doggie yet are usually gets pregnant
city, a deep reminder for when he comes back riga. He on him, then homer, oh yeah,
yeah baby bump real in baseball? Also just such a home run every game now, oh
after each year for every single gaming, its own raw,
Is that true? Because you also claim that the phillies were the hottest team in baseball since the all star break, and then I looked it up. I was like. I think the cubs are better
and you were way wrong? I was wrong. I was wrong. I dunno okay, but phillies are playing good.
Why not
Either way trade turner team in sports or through your, how does seem is worse,
three hundred million dollar sex. That rules, like that
Thus it is pretty good yeah good for empty rats, try very happy for you or your accomplishments biggest fan paternity leave.
are you back tomorrow. I miss you, but that's fine.
trade turner has hits three.
last, for good.
He's hit before last five. Is it a home run spread
but before that he had made a home run in a month. So every game, that's not true!
Is he has he don't you cool slide this year? Are no yet a couple, a love. I love treated our school last standing ovation he's been in
You know he actually matches sort of right. He's hit, looks like
Seven home runs in the last eight games. That's pretty crazy, good job max. Thank you. Project checked correct.
Finish off my house. It is us as football fans why, because, unfortunately,
Chris Mortensen stepping
for me, ass pm,
people use the word lodge in all the time. He is a legend in the football media game changed
and take our five hundred out of a hundred excitement to four ninety nine. Thank you jake
no you're right, I'm in her
Morton, the legend living legend great guy
like the most exciting time and you're just like pump for four hours per
like. Take my shirt, often winston in and beat mighty viewed on the show good job more
send him off like a king
more. I like the word is a legend. I just like
He shouldn't have retired right before football season. He should have retired right after the draft would have been able to be like mort. We we miss you, we love you great job yeah. He did it right,
for policies and its
any news right now, my
His diary on an airplane is just
speed bomb to thursday night.
its truly does not even like register. The also is too big to flake eight
off go off egg
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on this more great career, madison,
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let's start here: pete.
Give me your seven teams in the area of sea that can make the playoffs I want to start there and then we can we
around the league, but it's a good litmus test
He, where, where your head zack going into the season book, I will start
in the east where everybody all starts
aaron rodgers division buffalo will win the division of esteem and the jets have to learn how to win their.
one anything he has some of them.
Old guys he brought with them from green bay. They have, but the majority.
guys at the learner wind, so I'm thinkin buffalo in a division
acts of bills, Islam duncan their division, and I,
new you weren't you
can learn. A lot will go back to that as well. You know it's a good way to start on. You say what you like.
When their division,
and the bangles a win their division. So there's the four division winners, the wild
teams will be the chargers, the boy
arms and the jets la addressing so. But what use is it the jets have to learn how to win first pete, you know
oh paul, you been around his leg. I've always
and told them. First, you have to learn how to not lose
for you learn how to win and
I don't know how to not lose yet crack
they want anything less than a gentle relevant and rain
getting your rogers changes dynamic in the team for you
to learn how to win big games, close games and play games. They ve done not about how do you learn how to wind? What does that look like.
You do at once and then you come back the next year and then you really can do it. Ok, for example, yeah
actual learn how to win last year
So, let's start with jackson, I got a question for you because I know you're high on the jagged this year
jag off now
Obviously they went to the playoffs. Last year they went to play off game I'll. Just play. Devils advocate first
it ok and then you can tell me where I'm wrong, you watch the tape
The jaguars were three and seven. Last year going into their bye week, they
the game. It gets the ravens, which was an impressive when they got
absolutely smoked by the lions? They then beat
the c team that was on a downward spiral. They
kind of weird lucky went against the cowboys. They beat a terrible,
Zack Wilson, a tear.
Houston team and they
almost lose their jobs, jobs, jobs and the titans.
In a winning get in game
to end the season. Two
ninety eight, when the worst vision in in football. What what? What like
Did you watch that you like this now is a slammed on because it felt like if you
watch it and you like, oh yeah, they put the chiefs well and in the play off game. They
some noise. They were
close it not even making the playoffs last year.
Right, but remember it took until mid season for the urban meyer and about a work for him
Did they get it all out until mid season and finally, by
season. It was gone all of it all the crap,
he brought was gone, so they need
and forward travellers was comfortable in it.
It came a good team, but here's why they're they're really good team this year to keep an eye on the go to the super bowl, which I think they're going to buy the wall? Here's, why
Look at the schedule they play.
Six games in their own division, which is not good. They play for
looking quarterbacks, they played Jake, go, they play carolina, so they have bright young
and other rookie quarterback doesnt readers barely play baker mayfield their car. That's there are none the division,
opponents in the in in that division and tough gives our homes you right,
get cared a city, we're gonna, be a hundred and forty and weak to you get off
in london, which is actually a road game for the bills. You gonna play buffalo in london that playing in buffalo Stearns o the schedules favourable that if they don't win
thirteen games is a disaster, but away
guess gets one point points. Five hundred points underpin thirteen games minimum. We you
we have two told me that you were high on the jags. I didn't think it was going to be like this. Oh yeah he's super bowl. Are they gonna gonna win the superbowl pitt is always a no,
Oh okay, cool man and I was close- it'd be crazy, but their their offense is what calvin Ridley will mean that offense is going to change the way they play. Okay and they're going to score a ton of points have ever been this high and the jaguars ever.
In writing I, when they choked ok, what about their defence pete? What again
they have to high picks as past rogers travel,
or number one overall, Josh Allen was top ten it's time
when you play with the lead, your pass, rushers become better you'll, be good enough, for the vets are not going to be great on. Defense will be good enough on defense, okay,
Fascinating to repeat jaguars superbowl, yet because this is now, I asked if see, question because it is absolutely stacked,
And you have you no borough Alan ma homes, all these guys, you left out
the ravens, the steelers and the dolphins of
Lay offs wider. Those three teams not gonna, make the players. What
those divisions, the cannibalize each other and that's another reason why jack was a big advantage. Look at these
I've seen north any I'm with you any one of those teams can win it so there
it each other up.
the abc east miami buffalo the jets,
gonna beat each other up at once.
the charges are really good team,
and then who knows what john taint nor do with the broncos. I don't think so.
the great, but that they can be better so that,
I Jackson has a big advantage over the rest are not that they may not be the best team, but are you ok?
we'd get hope field advantage? Win to playoff games should be taught to me that about the broncos, because you are noted, Russell wilson hater. You think that he's the worst quarterback of unifil
They never should have an drownded
Now? That's what you said. I read your articles and you want to take you watch the tape confirmed it, but you don't take the champagne can fix him. You probably think you just
it is. Russia was an unfavourable, yet to ever be the quarterback that everybody thought he was yes he's ever gonna. Be that you never was that,
We were not really that all national quarterback who had the top right scoring deepens for straight years in illegal alaska,
to do. That was the fit these browns
It was a dynasty. They made it easy autumn. Then he had a couple good years and then he was done. So
with broncos no they're gonna have won the best defences and illegal
say that. So, if, if Russell wilson can be the average to above average, the broncos should be a good team. If he's above average there'll be a better team, they can get nine games,
came. He was a disaster last year he was, he was terrible. He was
in the the nfc. What if, if, if not the jagged who who is the pic, because I dont
you're really way to iron the jag some say right now. Maybe we will play this back in you.
The title data the best steam right now right schedule not make them.
yet the number one see ok and if they play there
if stuff hello, hello
and the chiefs are gonna be right, the mix again what why everybody is sleeping on the bills. I have no idea
get it.
did I actually this conversation, because obviously our listeners don't love the fact that we love Josh Alan, so much and we are biased towards josh out in the bills. Put
Remember a team that
is dominant as they were last year, where there are thirteen, what their fourteen in three or thirty,
in three, as it implies that giving its bangles. Ah
where their losses were by a score or less? And yes,
their game against the bengals was atrocious in the playoffs
but that doesn't mean they're all of a sudden, a bad team. They were dominant last year.
By the way I was on our josh alabama Wang with you guys, a long time. That's max! Nobody came out of bio me. That's failings
everybody killed that kid. Just there were just brutal autumn, and so
what he's done is amazing, and I agree with you: look at the team he's gonna be there.
it's better if it was good last year, people thinking is eternal. He over cause. They ran up to much that's part of the problem. They ll be better running the ball kincaid. Well,
open up the past the game in the middle of the field, then you go to the deepest leslie
measure was vanilla. He played a but nobody events they didn't attack, Shaw mcdermott.
Will attack more and, I think,
can be better for the deepest sleeping.
Bills is just die.
They're gonna win a division and being the mix again to go superbowl,
you didn't mention the patriots. Yemen said the word patriots at you mentioned every other team that division you're totally
On the patriots
I mean you, look at that roster, it's bad!
but the line is a good question about
jones.
The receivers I like tomorrow douglas, but that these can be good player, but he's a rookie defence. There
some tower resided of all they'll be feisty, but do you see
jones taken an enormous step forward now, and so there, the
quarterback team
the division which is gonna, be a problem for them, so hot
Bilbil jack. That's ridiculous!
they're gonna, get that guy renewed there's another one year ago the superbowl you're ridiculous. I think that we will really Venezuela's negative.
or bill belichick. No just have hot see that doesn't mean they have to fire. Me means that we get to talk about
The fire and haughty.
and each of you know what I'd do if a crash came in,
love is instead day worth thinking about. Put you are making
changes are basic point. All the skins on the wall and say: look what I got your body
okay, you could go in there'd, be like hey, belichick, you're, fired and belichick will be like no yeah and robert kraft be like okay, fair enough yeah good talk,
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Here's more pete pisca I'd. So what about a team that I'm high on that? You don't have in the play off the baltimore ravens. I do think todd monk in in that office.
Gonna be humming a they finally have receivers.
flowers, Odell becum. They will see
It happens with everyone else. Think russia bateman already hurt,
Why are you saying the ravens are not going to be a play off
with you on the authors
todd markets, a great orphans of mind. I think he's gonna really help. Lamar jackson become a better pass on your right. There better score points. I worry about the deep
it's there's injuries in the secondary already, it's not a great secondary one
their past. Russia's, like oh job out, to take a big step forward. Those big questions
so I worry about the deep. It's not so much the opposite with you. I think you score tons
points. Ethical marge access can be phenomenon that office, but I worry about the deep: it's. Ok,
that's where no one, the enough sea side of things we
to play off into the second put out. I just want to point:
something that will be alarming to some of her listeners.
you have the lions in your power rankings. Everyone pays attention to the pete prisco power rankings bible, for you have the lions at fifteen.
Ahead of the lions. You have the packers you put the
hackers ahead of the lines you put
The cowboys headlines. You put
browns, ahead of the lines you put the commanders
the detroit lions
we're detroit lines. Supporters we like jerk off. We liked her coach. Its
like you're, a hater pete
you're, not a haters,
And I am with you jerk off. In fact, you guys,
is one time I went there and talk to him a training gap and he brought up an interview that I had with you guys
He is well aware
jerk off. I just think. There's another team:
what, if they ever one
and you have to learn how to win this
the year you we have been trying to figure it out the next year. I think they're gonna be a much better tee. I was
speck would be suing here. He sang like if you haven't, if you have already been good, then you're one year away, yeah, and so you can always be one you're late to supporting a team, but you're never gonna be one year early, so he's not hating either.
You know he's all right.
I'm not hating. I I just think
vacations or additives world. For that team there really,
you have. The jaguar is going to the superbowl,
no, no one
no one here. Who is why you you're the best I sold so give us end of sea play off teams, which is
really harder to do because it
Feel like if you had
The agency has probably
teams that I could see
conceivably winning the superbowl
the end of sea might have two or three that I can conceivable.
see winning. This will also give us.
Give us the seven play off teams from the usa division
there's eagles packers. Yes,
the package of winning that division
The forty niners
the saints
that's. A division, winners, ok, wildcard, dallas,.
Washington, yeah no peace right about all these takes. Peat is behind alliance on the money K. Ok, what what is.
with the commanders that you love
look at that roster. That roster is loaded in you.
If you can rush with a front four and chase Young's going to have a big year when he gets back on the field, he's going to have a big year, that defense is going to be
ass. The forbes is really good.
Corner to elevate the back end curls the most
One, the most underrated players in the nfl
you go to the office of side. They improve the.
friends of line
and the receivers are playmakers and I think sam how's, better than people, give him credit for yup. I think he's he's going to have a good year for them. He can't be any worse than they were a quarterback. The last couple of years,
true, I mean to tell me: how did you was all right carson once that that was just a disaster
is painful. To watch you not early. This year is now
maybe maybe a plain that spring league next next next year. Yes,
springing, I'm actually with you on the commanders. I think you're gonna be better. The people think
disagree about she's young, though I feel like the
those are coming off a chase young. He can't stay on the field. I think it's been proven that monitors what is a more effective, more
to pleasure than chase young when he's playing an asian
interact here, but I think in chase young zone mind he's only
like in take care of my body. So I can cash and mode, but I dont
he's done correctly yeah work he has done
calculation correctly. Hasn't thirteen working sacks hasn't been actors on the field is gonna, get him yeah go get him. Ok,
I'd so teams you left out giants
see you're, not a believer in the giants. If they added darin, waller,
They obviously paid Daniel jones brine table. I think it is a top ten, maybe top five coach
for just what we did last year
Why are you so low on the giants this year?.
None that low one of my just to get the visions, tough and
washington in that needs a giants or out another. Both of them can be in
I joined to get a wins. Seventy eight games
be competitive team.
data be much worse, but that they also have some issues. They got to rookie corner starting, that's tough, that's always top! So
We are issues with the giants and by the way, I'm a big table guy, I think, he's a great coach. Okay and now I I don't want to ask this question, but I have to ask this question because I feel like you're going to give me an answer. I don't like justin fields.
Oh you're, going to like this answer. Okay, I think this is the year before the year for justice. They added some weapons. They added some weapons forum he's going to improve as a
ass, we learn. Haven't we run the last year as the rushing yards come down, the passing yards go up, that's a good thing for a young quarterback, I love
with their head where their headed. This is the year
for the year. Do you know what's great about pete? We just were doing this year's preview, and next year's will have to have them back on next year. He's giving us all the types next year he's got to think ahead. Yeah thing is, and I I mean I do think, he's going to have a much better passing year, just because you know people obviously pick them apart.
The controversial quarterback, but the fact that he
with the guys who was throwing to last year, DJ more makes
thanks so much easier and also slots in the guise behind him to play there.
actual position of d arnault moody chase, claypole you'll call could commit like I,
I do think he's. Gonna have a lot better year. I'm worried about the defence, the pass rush, but I think just in fields like
he's gonna do enough this year to get there
extension and in everyone's could I get is the franchise guy? I think
a good passer when he has weapons. We saw that in college is for everybody who picks them apart, because he ran so much look. I hate running quarterbacks, but you have to do it at a necessity sometimes, and he did now
develop and stay in the park and voters progressions in his reads
is rushing yardage will come down by two thirds. Ok for five hundred and seventy six,
and then what about the vikings seahawks? You have them out as well to teams it made the playoffs last year,
I think one so many close games last year where they that good, you know when you win that many games. Everything goes your way. I do like brown
floors as deep as a coordinator, but again
cousins in the big moments, don't you worry about that? If your vikings fan bath,
there's two sides to this pizza, you're you're, saying that you don't trust the vikings because they learn how to win too well last year.
But all last year, learning out of niger right.
maybe they weren't that great, but they got it.
A plus in learning how to whence another educated in that way
one together, plows, but that it wanted to play off so they didn't learn how to win quite had a whirlwind play off the entire games
He doesn't rob without yeah. What about the cabin was? They know how to win regular season games. They don't how to win.
Games dac suck
He doesn't. He doesn't stop, but this is a big year for digress. Got its a bit
if MIKE Mccarthy, they have to make the policies if they don't make the players that there's is mccarthy's, probably gone, and that press
it is in trouble.
so tat any of the play. Well, so I tried
the defence but there's something about about the combo mccarthy, in that they just? I feel like that.
we're gonna fall off this year
It is going to be the end of this era for the cowboys.
Why does everybody pick might mccarthy apart
If you look at his record and the ways
success over the course of his career. He he's not.
For then shown payton, yet sean payton's, elevated up here and MIKE mccarthy's down here. I don't answer that. You know that he says: bigger is fat.
so really makes mistakes? I wanted a dumber yeah yet know he has that look yet like like png when he, when he fucks up, is that any has it look like
He just staring off into the distance being like what is going on right now, sectors it like a tuba playing whenever he's on screen the bomb bomb. Might Mccarthy?
might be them.
Misunderstood guy in the nfl everybody
but you look like you just described them. He said your like that. My
Who are these it talk guy
pittsburgh hear what you think he is
I know it's tough, I'm just saying: look it's
how the world works. When factors make miss legs, they get blamed,
but more because everyone's like look his fat, don't brain isn't working. I have to deal with it all the time,
a meter. I've had it. My whole life, yeah fat guy
What would you make a mistake? It's like all the short I try to take over europe again here. That's
That's that's! That's you yeah I'd, so
Why are you low on you psmith I've? Actually, I've become a can
gino smith believer his.
Things are incredible,
Decay, total, tyler, jackson, smith, a gigolo like they're gonna, be
but to pass a ball.
Why are you not believing in by the way the sea
defence like they have
phenomenal young guys on their defense.
the younger gather young guy, see and if they take a step forward, the engine,
place, like you did last year. Baker,
place one of those themes. I had our time, you know with them.
While our team,
they're gonna be in the mix goes on with it but
it has got to show. We can do it again. Ok, yeah yeah, it's true!
Can you give us a quarterback that maybe nobody is expecting anything out of that you think is either gonna. Take that next step or suppressed.
Everybody are the same.
what a surprise everybody, yes
did. You watch this tape from north carolina. Yes, sir,
He had that really good second to last season, and then they made him run the baltimore
in his lands, ridiculous,
stand what they do with appease any. I play makers outside. I never I never quite understood what they did with and so on.
I'm telling you he has a little chip on his shoulder too, is one of those guys. Yet the thing over quarterback is no surprise. Everybody, jordan, love
oh diana, like that. I don't like tat the thing. I don't like about same how those I dont have you know this, be he doesn't eat red meat, just appeals,
yeah, that's it it's a big question mark. We should do that solidarity with our guys. Just stop at me. I would never do. That
so he doesn't. He doesn't need a lot of things. I write your term how similar
I don't know,
I know that he asked chicken he's a lot of chicken and he try
stake for the first time. This off season is that it was ok, but he doesn't like he doesn't even eat it
like that's it that's red flag for quarterback. He tried
healthy just in fields.
jerry and I think, is any each fish now no big deal,
so he advanced to the to the water fish in the water. Okay, I get it. Shellfish does eat out to be I'm sure, I'm sure it's his house and some lobster every now and then little crack
going through your whole life eating leafy greens? Yeah, I mean c'mon snow, a live now. What about what about deshawn? Are you believe? It just showed you last a week not eating
the greens. No, I don't, I think, about my diet and unlike what there hasn't,
today in probably twenty years where I didn't have some type of meat. I don't eat a lot of meat. I'll be honest with you. I don't eat a lot of minutes when I use
If you got fat shamed every saturday by bulger yeah, I know what he does do it's bullshit and that's a man eat a couple of donuts younger you wash you washer. You brush your teeth with italian sausage. I know you pete, I know you well, he showers
gravy yeah, you,
well actually deviate. Maybe the eight more meat you beat eubulus strongly be able do more. Pushups. I've heard that you
I'm a little bit hard anymore. I'm done with that dog doktor taught me to quit. It ok
its weight pete? I want to do this real quick as you do also film, and this is educational for our listeners and viewers. Ah
let's rank some position groups give me your top
reoffend of lines in the nfl eagles kay,
the cowboys when their healthy k, there's gonna be helping the chiefs.
whew. Okay, what about citizen chiefs interior is outstanding. They paid a bunch of money for juwan taylor right tack when they got a veteran left at goldsmiths. So I think that that's one of the best lines,
are you concerned about the chief stevens of line very marched out
If Chris Jones is not their major problem
This is the game. Rucker makes everybody else better their problems, and so
If he's not there very soon
It's a very it's very concerning for you. The detroit lines also have a very talented office of line.
their matched arrogance the chiefs week, one but
detroit lines. Haters. You don't think that the lines have a shot
sure, but I just think Mohamed is going to be my homes, Andy Reid's, going to be Andy reid and underscore a boatload of points he proved last year. He could throw to us three and score points
during my boy. I'd give us that the reverse actually do it. This way, bottom, three often of wines, because these are the teams that we should,
be selling on and fading cause office?
I play- is so important who have the three weakest office of lines.
knowing ones want of on ok the line steaks.
My line is concerning okay and
tampa bay could be a problem. Okay, okay,
we're about what about two sean. You think that this is
back here for dijon, I do I don't
It's gonna, be there
and from the used in days in terms of what it does on the field and.
But he's going to be much better than the guy. We saw last year that team as a ton of talent across the board if he plays anywhere close to what he did Houston, which is why I think he will, I think, he'll be a playoff team
ok, what about give us your best and worst defensive lines?
ass, the worst defense of it. What arizona's defensive line is a problem, but they
you could say about every position without doing here problem in like out there like a bad way, not in later the problem game plan against there, too,
no, it's a bad way. Their tagging in arizona care what they say.
the cairo maria draft hale buoyant. Yes, that's the plan
when you think about coach gannon, do you think that that he's one your guy? He gives me one you're vibes just from the gekko
what they said, the same thing about change steichen after is opening press conference. I don't buy into all
lousy, portray himself as a team meetings and every they get it now. I don't. We have no idea. Ok, I other other, to give us some more defensive lights, both good and bad.
Why is it a really good
forty niners great events of line
the cowboys have a chance to be really good on the defensive line. Now that parsons is playing with his hand down most searched on the edge and just trying to think of the top of my head,
the jets the jets are loaded on the defensive line and quinny waves as a superstar, but they have a ton of players they can rotate in and out of there and you're going to come after people.
about the jets off into line problem problem. Yo problem
asking in eating left tackle to hold up, and you
Look I backed in a right echo, which is still a major question mark. So they have issues are often argued power.
The rookie quarterbacks.
One bryce young kay.
Two from an excitement. Stand
boy, Anthony richardson,
and then see just drop. I think silhouette.
plus. I think cd stroud- will have the best year of the rocky quarterback soothing pressure of the best career of the rocky quarterbacks. Why do you think-
I think bryce young has a lot. Is it's gonna be tough for the panthers this year
icc stroud, is, is gonna be better in this year and this year only.
So together, Richardson's gonna do I'd like it just in field,
his diaper year were russia's for nine hundred yards and and makes plays that way from that
therefore, I think he's gonna put up
big numbers in the russian game, which will help make him the better.
Where then sieges, drought, shrouds, better passer, men or women.
dealers. We have really talked about the steelers at all. It feels like their flying later radar this year. Nobody expects anything out of em people forget
Mike Tomlin has never gone under five hundred. There,
There I mean they could like. I said they could win the division. Anybody can win that division, I'm a big picket
and I think he's got a lot better. You saw that in this in the summer, is much more confident and I think there
They're gonna make a push for the region
apply of tea was just see, gotta put teams in and out
yeah. You guys have the steelers in employers
again. One of my picks than I did in the absence of my play off. Teams are bills. Jets, dolphins, steelers, ravens, bangles, charge,
chiefs.
Titans and jaguars got them all yeah. This would be a great year for the fc they're going to be the first it'd be like college football. Everybody makes it yeah yeah there should be bowl games in the nfl. We've talked about that before how great rebellion back in one game at the end of the season yeah it used to be a loser. You know used to be a losers ball back in the day, a really a third place game to play in that,
two losers from the compromise would go player play a loser born in the end like miami in it
I you to get up. I love that idea. We shouldn't talk about ball games or on pete, because his team can't go ballgame.
It would have their number one. Well, not very good anyways, but even if you were good, do you wouldn't go to ballgame.
Well, I wouldn't go to me. I wouldn't go to a ball game. If you pay me to go to a ball game, unless is plain for a national jabba, jefferson what're, you gonna, go see that didn't do that
steve. Those are hot on bore whenever they call you ve gotta be a great deal of good.
Don't you guys? Don't you guys emphasise again? It's as it also menu item it at bob evans, the toast tito's hotdog bore
Your father put a little hot organic,
want to be fair. We east big hospital, a bit unfairly. You pete, because you that's a self imposed, ballgame suspension, so you guys we're probably make
one but you're. Just saying hey for the record, we're not gonna go make
when either laid- maybe southern utah, twenty four twenty one, the other that tonight
wins. When can you imagine go into that game? There was a two and a half hour delay you're within twenty four to seven or something, and then they come back after two.
Get over at one o clock in the morning. Arizona die
It's ok, gimme your your often supplier, the year energy food supply like this
and I'm BP, your offer, declared the year of its clear, the air. He said the question correctly: ok
in jefferson will be the often supplier, the ear.
And a parsons will be the diva play. Where do we are doing last year's picks this year and then were pre viewing next year's pay this year. He s also
get for next year.
You only want mega yeah, you gotta think ahead. You like doing salary cab. You gonna, look ahead. I too
Here's ears, a question. I got you p, what is the next z
in the league when it comes to how teams play
How do you see like so?
the team figuring out a way to play against how football has gone. Where it's you know, passing all the time, and these wide open offense is what what is the the antidote to that is. Is there a team specifically and
game, specifically that you see coming along the the pipeline.
now running the ball is going to come back.
In running backs are gonna, come back but running the boers gonna black everybody's played the
schemes. Last year off coverage make quarterbacks be patient.
So? What do you do? Tat
that pounded in it doesn't necessarily have to be out of those points that were made.
since by you run the ball, get them out of that deeper.
Then thrown over the tops. I think I think they're running attacks will come back and both a little bit this year. I like yeah peter, you know
There is a lot of talk this off season about running backs and how is the death of the position? Do not getting paid anymore
and everyone's wondering when did this happen? How did this happen?
It's actually you, you are the
person
that I remember saying, never pay a running back. Any money whatsoever do feel. Do you feel bad? They ve taken.
Food off of jet jonathan tailors table. Now
I said that what a decade ago, maybe even longer than that yeah they don't decide superbowl, they just don't their interchangeable and the great one isn't that much difference than the next guy down the line
it's just different. It's a different game now
I would add, real at responsible yeah. They just caught up
the nfl jams. Finally caught up, I'm a little ahead of us, but think about this. We Derek Henry. If Derek Henry has, if he wasn't on the titans, less three seasons, they they would be
bad team with an average running back, but they have
Eric Henry who's, the best in the league, and they were player
and because of him
and they got. What did I do have a parade nashville. I miss that I miss a parade. They don't want superboss
The last first round pick two.
When a super bowl as a home grown runner.
was Jamal louis maiden
I think he was a first round. I mean it's been a long time.
so win win the lions.
Gibbs.
And the family,
took robinson in the first round
you throw up yet who is this
trusting you take a running back that high look in your good players, but what's the velocity draft on parliament
brown and four years later draft another one? Don't pay, not one, but the cheese did she stopped
the czech senate round and won the super bowl with them.
You don't need a premier elite running back
That's why they're not gonna. Take
whose last guy to get aid elliot. I will
macao long ago. Cursing mccaffrey
it is a little different that, which is why the gives pic is interesting because he's an airbag. He catches the ball.
they get slot amount they could like Mccaffrey does its a goal. Different different style runner
What's a team that everyone's low on that you could see? Maybe not maybe there I've been a play off team, but being there better than what people are prognosticated going into the season, greenbacks. Ok,
that hurts. Ok. Why you? I know you know like that. You liked your love, why do you like your love? You know
tape come out was great I'll, be out of here. I don't love it. I think
in for three years has helped him and
going there and watch again practice this summer and I notice practice, but he's got a different fields.
and then talking to the players
how little that
inside of unless you didn't know he had so. I think that provided
he has a good arm he's comfortable me offence,
you bet he's gonna be really go to bother by the way there
That's a aligned stays healthy again, big. If, with bach left, tackle, they're gonna be good up front. So I think it's
I think they have the talent, the winner division and christian watson is gonna, put up monster numbers yeah he's a problem. He is a problem.
I just keep going to the
Do you have the jaguars the superbowl this year and
travel orange ran BP too. We love, we love. Jack's fence we do jag off every year, it seems like we jag off and then they never finish
close, but we never fear
and I hope that your right for uncle chaps and- and
jaguars nation out there. It will be
funny to see them in the civil war and if they were,
several. I feel, like you, have to give a ring rigged. Urban meyer know that, in the end,
work easy and he's the architect of this team pete?
this isn't the architect anything now. Is it
he disaster asked was one of the worst.
It was one of the worst of all cultures. I've ever seen in my entire life in the stories are just the endless that come out of their about that guy. Yet you have an urban montessori that that we haven't heard. Yet, as I love whenever feels like
six months we get another urban Myerst or no I mean
I know some, but I know my personal interaction with him was a great whose
I went up there. I didn't know him no one at all, but I went up there.
And was going to try and get him on camera for non camera interview and they did
became available and
what happened was they said? Ok, you can walk over to a missing a load omen to
You do yourself. So walker,
I said, a young people,
My address the cobbler steam years ago used to live here for their where you live and just make a small are set to work.
Anyone who worked with him, it fox guy
it s, some some public questions any shakes, my hand, and he goes. I got a wind and he ran off.
If I get a win, win win the rat off. That's right, it was a soldier is one of the most socially awkward I've that we're talking in Islam. History. Using that to get our conversations I got to go rates. Are you gonna go win real quick light weapons
I can tell the guy standing over there. I can't believe you just did that to me awkward man or ip. Will we appreciate the time we got to go when we got to go with. I got one last question. Throwback question: are a job
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we don't know who's gonna win the superbowl according to peep briscoe, my final for
the actual jaguars against the buffalo bills. Ok, the sample,
supporting honours against the philadelphia eagles, ok,
forty nighters eagles insane
just as they have a favourable division and joy.
Robots, buffalo, intractable and then the forty
it's Shanahan finally winces his ring and in anointed the grass coach coaching leak. Yes, ok
alright, I like the way one bone to pick with you two. Alright. I made that comment about kickers on your show, and next thing I know you're selling shirts, with my slogan on it was
make your damn cakes make your damn kicks. Yeah yeah,
you may do I let anyone checks of the mail will send you sure
which, as you are
rather the shirt, ok, great break that check was can be for, like thirty thousand,
there's no way, he got the shirt, it will be an extra one like dorm on the water door. Number two, the shirt instead of the thirty grand yeah, we'll throw in an extra sharpie and like I, I passed thirty thousand oppressed up thirty thousand dollars, and all I got was this shirt is perfect
we found that the larger ip
you're the best we'll talk again during the season mother for the hot takes go, find pete on twitter
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okay, we now welcome on a very special guest one of the best running
acts in the nfl. It is,
newly minted new york, jet dalvin cook,
We are pro running back, podcast start their galvin. I want action.
begin with
you join the zoom, when all the running backs decided to
it together on a zuma be like. Why are we getting paid enough money? I was part of the holy ok. How in what was
we were. We were joking about it, cause we're like
I don't really know like at some point. You have to join assume. It feels like its work now
We get any progress because we're, if you
a message that we need to say to everyone about the running backs were here to do that for you,
he's gonna clear beyond his. Like no everybody knows Santiago position right now,
is abominable.
The vote will be like the arena. They re not night, like everybody
I know that
You gonna see in the situation.
The arrival, let you see the situation going down. Eighty know that one of the better guys that China now give
we deserve and they get all costs
doubts about not only
having that people in build value ass night. Think distant ass were right, now
I think the me canada's gotta go
voices out there and just got into some of the people we needed to get to, but like after the leg, you know we still at as flower light of something gotta be
yeah. Well, I mean one idea: we came up with I dunno if it was discussed on the zoom, but what, if running, backs just stop blocking for quarterbacks? What, if you stop picking up blitzes feels like they'd pay more after that?
although you love ass, much dressing them
But this final back there
got a blog about idea. You got
but I got a hooker or or a lot of blood would, if there's where there's no franchise tag for the running back position,
go rather like the eyes. Nothing we're one opposition that things should not be on a tag getting to be now we take
the the overload know, if you want one of those great in morelos, special glad you get the overload you get. Four hundred touches the vietnam era, so as late.
Nothing, you shouldn't we
to be able to get attack? I think so
I mean the tag probably should exist in general
it's kind of weird how they came up with a whole idea. Now you have to play under it or running
she's, don't get drafted, you become free agents, the moon.
That you step out of college
You get to decide where to go. Go the highest bidder asked
If I have asked to speak.
Yeah. He go well, no
Are you decided to two guys
The first with two have but yeah on it right
though, they got
at some of the money that they deserve and that I'm saying like little ricky, making all his money.
No more, but if someone aghast at permanently
I am happy for the notice Elijah's to see him getting getting some money.
But I got a little brother leading scientists. No,
and to set the narrative straight, like you know, saying like he worked his butt off. He he
good day, right now,
above all out so that other ladys he got what he deserved.
So are you?
You mentioned your little brother did that
anything to do with you go on in the division to the jets that you get
lay him twice a year now,
They lie in one day, really up body of mean a ban at a free agent. Like I think that was raised
the girl was on the table for me like a joint, better visualize office or jets. Okay,
this. Then they got on the high came down to it as a quick, but that's what it was like. A real, quick and light.
We kind of knew when he was down at me. Like I am I end up in
and vision issued an aids
knox alyzia as ebay like eyes over
now, you can be honest with us.
You signed with the jets
august. Did you do that
because it's like hey, I don't really want to go to all of camp cause. That would be a really smart decision where it's like, let me take,
little bit of time
I am running back, I do get the wear and tear I can
a team that I work is you're such a value asset? We will you making sure the
took enough time. They didn't have to maybe do
the really shitty days a camp
really light, looking better like that, will no doubt
I fallen that light worthily.
Campus camp, like I know what I'm gonna at. I can't to that better account
They too have a net. You dont want to happen, so the light
The right thing like that it was made tat decision comes down to it like
there were no place. My family
The best position of go visit was like
nah lunar asylum in Seoul,
those, I I
The way the market does not take away the citadel. Let's go
no, seventeen that talking about nothing rights among visit, some sort things out, but
now, we just how to create it,
two days ago, I was gone away in class
It is now
yeah. I didn't. I didn't appreciate it. I just didn't want to like something. The conclusion is just like in a kind of mrs birdman,
David. I guess I'm gonna hold it. I know that globally noticed with great
when in the city of new york liquor. Let me go back in london,
at a time when levels
you are a boy. Yes, there was
draftsman. That's all, would you let your son play running back if that?
God knows me
No, what position would you say
it is a big baby. There are no light, might open
In the power for the answer, babies in these countries,
about local mad.
at the moment, arose boy s absolutely so what was it that soldier on the jets? Was it
rogers. Was it the coach? What what was the final thing that you're like this? Where I need to be?
those dog day, man- and I really just the feel of it-
how did I get on my visit, like I had no idea out loud spoken to ned nada,
now that the video
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tell him, I repeat it repeated repeated repeated.
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everybody enjoyed himself. We had a good philip,
would. I was an organisation. No, they gotta go
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let us sit down with those be
I am nobody. It was a great visit,
like. You said the rough. This, though, speak for myself known the deepest stood up
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deepening excited they roll.
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with the young run a background area and is at me with that very presence.
it is up these guys know made more plays on sale.
Let me you got a at quarterback net office.
What you are you gonna play with them.
it was, was lucky enough to go play. What another great so I was. There was an old friend
The average is a great guy. I've never said a bad word about it, my enemies, it's true selfless teammate. Just great leader, you got it.
It's a win with it yeah
there was no burn up laid against purposes. Is ours. It I'm gonna. Now he at last
not be friends. Now, satellite jellia eyes did you watch the hard knocks was
you don't like his out. My theory was that you saw the episode with it brought in the mental illness and the mint.
Zack I asked for a product
and who's gonna win the superbowl I turned over car. That said, the jets are gonna, be the
forty nine hours in the superbowl? My
theory was that you watch that you're, like oh shit,
Guy says that the judgment insuperable. I need to be on that.
But you haven't watch you yet,
nah, I ain't believing the way he got to say nah. I ain't I a lot to be honest. I didn't even watch the episode. I might go watch it.
Why none are yet to be done.
I'll blow your mind. Watch it
yeah, you're gonna. Believe you a bit like! Ok! Well, that's gonna happen here, insuperable openings
I've got a piece of meat,
You notice leaves no put the protocol
play sunday. My they were, we play
Do you gladly improve improvers a while I
and I got another thing that believes in the jets? Do you believe in goes very important. Question goes yeah, oops, Amigo,
echo that where you can see, go I'll stay here and never hurt us seamen.
those I know.
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devours colleague of ours bought a house in Chicago and he has a ghost in the house.
ghost told me to bet the jet superbowl. So
You should start believing and goes
so whatever goes these days when he died at the dinner table, it goes year. We were talking norm. He was hidden this boy.
Per thing and I said in and we said jets superbowl and he hid it s like it's it. It's it's got
Do not trust a ghost. A ghost knows
you talk gonna go to you thought that goes to all attacks. That goes directly. Yes, yeah, oh yeah,.
dounia eluded me starks
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the true? Maybe they leave right up there by the adjacent to war
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You believe that you're, smart man, you can't deny you can't deny that if, if it goes your side all the support you can get right. Yes,
Every vessel is a gun, so you will even goes. We believe in a former teammate of yours,
Jamie swenson, we feel
James. Is
maybe the most entertaining quarterback to watch in the nfl
so far it and you used to play with them. Here,
big raw speech, guy reversing the eat, the w thing
what was Jane? It wasn't like playing with Jamieson college.
cool where I was covered up his hands. We had one anatomy chapter, thirteen again
what team and
is cool. Man like like every day is great like he had he had his. He got like that. I'm saying a couple of seats away.
you gotta to put like it was never met delight.
More than that. They ve evolved over the year that again leave speeches and all that does he never did
What does that we'll get you give us speak? What had blue eye was caught by right? It was not
and out of the ordinary relate.
cool man I'll buy, as my god man. I know that you have a moment.
I want be like horror
happening right now, and I don't know
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what about the time or are you specifically talking about the time? I don't. I think it was yuri when you were there when he was suspended for a half and he came out in full uniform
jimbo is like tell what good would again? Yes, I like what Gmos I like. What do you think suspended means? Did you talk to
after like man that was
it up. They let you play that was one of my favorite jigme, its cliffs he's going to play ball.
Kind of weird, though cause I I fair way, will cover he and like jimoh.
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after the pussy.
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it was in a meeting. Jimoh was suspended, law have, but
I guess he thought he still a one.
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I used to warm up, I kind of felt where he came from my arm. Walmart wanted to take my clothes off right right,
jimbo, wasn't, haven't download all time, even further
Not that was bluntly rightly asked why he just look to confuse they're just talk in it in for the tunnel
so I always wanted this because what we know we're sports fans, we see it, we don't. We
he'll live it like you guys live it. You were.
Your college process, you committed declines in that committee for than went too far to state how much shit
like random people on burner, accounts talk to you when you flipped committed
That's always we always lie
but on the show, the fact that their,
grown men, tweet
like seventeen year old, kids,
and getting mad at them because they decided they want to go to a different college,
back. Then I got really really being like social media belied by not pick the jet it like. Oh really, you right.
I was getting stuff like yeah was bad.
as the goes so late
they give you re. If you re not mentally life.
Enable like mentally ready for social media. I think you making big decisions like that. Like can like auto peep people's feelings. I think you just might need day off,
because in the meantime I came close to reply for some people were like. I always matter.
It does not even go there and get into his back
What people are I am, but is late.
Am I gonna committed to the clubs in the very thing for me happened so fast?
but like the eu to have been committed to close internet deacon beautiful.
decommissioning committed flora, and that is obvious,
decided to go to school early.
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the four times as much as one school air,
I don't really get down to my from it. I wasn't ready to answer me table I. When I made my decision it, I would suggest that they give. It was always
We, which fan base was the worst see when you sign with jets
pretty much out of matter without allowing people with the statement made the sign back to minnesota in our lives
Let me go arms. I already got it from money. Fast work, some! Let afforded the gun
in a villain again
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run behind, see J hem whenever favorite full backs in the unifil,
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you're going to
my main man, I'm on, is that governments is.
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I would like in this light that we just react
You tell us so well able to visit a great package. I say
it's really good away with were together man and
if you see never them again, is
It is what it like sitting on. Mrs, I am happy former heads with
but it took the whitney gonna bottom polio,
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a we gotta go
the bearded man. Oh man, we gotta do this.
on question, dumb fan, question and dumb?
that we had put
Alexander Bateson grow his dreads just so that way when he like came in and know in relief, a view
You'd, like always, is still dobbin cook, so he was our.
on his journey was blake. First got there, but like itself finest alaric alone
a man I'll as my little way, man
crazy, that almost I got from like we used to do a lot of stuff together, just like being around each other every day and he started to dress. Like me,
so yeah he was doing it on purpose like you're doing it on purpose like he had little apartment like a can of malaga
I got all you do not vote would like a is like me
We have like the they put me a final light. It was twenty camp.
Like two years ago. They put me come you find a cover magazine and
at the cover, and I see it not me anyway. Picketed
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we went to the lady and we talked like that's not maybe like that. That's Alex he felt so bad, like I'm library, while you do. That said the good old carpet like very funny man,
There is certainly there they look like we
we been watchin games like oh java, cooks, courted by weight. Note, that's not him, never mind
that's a fantasy football owners must have aided and you get all excited. They got another darwin cooked up to touchdown.
Wait wait.
Shit, I don't mind
funny that he did it on purpose. I respect that. That's true true, but
I brought you now.
the rest of the job. The usb that my grandma used to get us mixed up. Oda
was a leg. Was it like in the locker room last year in the game against the courts, the famous comeback game? I think I was like the weak point.
Christmas was on a saturday if I remember again
Jeff Saturday and the courts, and you guys
down big at hath. I'm you scored last touchdown regulation.
Did. You guys was ever since I have found that you can win the game, always just like. Let's go out there
Try to not embarrass ourselves in the second half and see what happens.
I would finally like to describe it like
I was probably like the most commas, combat ever lights,
Well, what is it a lot of looks like the everything we came out again,
like it wasn't really deck. A thousand gave us the crystal division and late tonight to tell
these- the gear locked away in the energy sector,
their life- delight
being a move out of like setting a division alight. We wanted to hear
and like it
bodies like commish, like we just like com like, thereby to just kill him until I copy he kind of like stood up, but you still had god
we can do it on the light
nobody wasn't believe that shit like like you. I had this kind of stood up and it was like dollar
are you loaded is call now needed. Part has now like
How does a soda we gotta there is not a rolling out of date started coming back that about you. You know everybody
oh come on, you can kind of felt that envisages coming back.
It'll be able to come back in a beer. You can't seem to stand still and becca and you just can see everything that happened and then
to me, like I played and above buffalo again, but I was like tat was like real close
a buffalo game like the one
crazy game out late in my life
yes plays a wild was lazy. All we need is five touchdowns. When you put that way, yeah we do this
why
I said had just one hand sought to science
by the way, I forgot it one of
are writers. Here is a dolphins Van did write a blog right after you signed with jets. Saying Dobbin cook
the jets makes you wanna drink bleach.
So yeah you did get alot of people get upset, so he yeah he didn't drink. Please
but you you may be yeah. You may want to drink bleach
I'll drink bleeds mad day. Bible
yeah. We know ball on this. Are you can probably so we're very smart, very intelligent football fans? We
so that it takes some time for a running back to to fit in past protection. A spy,
Is there a new system, new team?
Have you gonna start on that? How long did it take you go into the jets new office
whenever nooses new off into line
how long did it take for you to really feel comfortable in past protection of
I can always be light on top of things like that.
and I get a leak of every now and then but light
this assistance ran before so I am very familiar
what they got, one all my revenge system, but two years ago
around. I Gary cooper. Yet so I'm pretty familiar
it is china game outbreak fresh
the terminology in eighteen, eighty, they say
a kind of turns up a the system is the system as far as
nobody. I trouble you dont britain was no. It is trying to do some pretty
pretty good. Go that, but it
We'll take a lot of allow alot elaborate. The guy did get things done.
as I was, I was here last week, but I had a fly back on some really get it through to prevent a two week. Apprentice common is weak.
dont, another dumb question: how cools being fast
you liked. You ever find yourself casually when you burn by someone or you give someone a good juju like this. This awesome like
I just made you look so foolish
I sometimes go above and like type spaces like relate, checked out beyond it,
I get past a of my eye. I am, I am method.
Why you gotta get the tsars entirely. Will you get ass, gaslight
see the god willing. I tried hard to get it right,
No, you really just in the mode of just trying to get what you gone and it's like. I yeah, like
I mean I've gotta be very cool, fail you faster than you brother. She liked
Good, then, by a light,
we ve never raised by the light. We run a totally different light.
However, I would like the law ascribed to me. Let must that's all right.
shortly before daylight. Not
but I remember longest got we added
really want to raise matters? Get the title. To be honest guy. You got broadly.
I never got caught on film is- is that oh? Never!
film guys, we could find some use
You can't. We get rationality, sell me
ok how much it. How much did you pay as if we found it
a hundred a run down. Wherever I read it now. Look. I love all right, all right, jake
Take one hundred points off and we to find that. Can you look up the tape you are going to find something on tape? We gotta find some tape. There's gotta be someone
by the way, here's another one. For you, the jets floor to state seminars- boy, you got me thirty, eight hot called you bitch
what is it? What did busy look? You go grab toilers winner, twitter, I just
david byrne Galvin, cook, fuck. You originally there's a lot of people. Modeling
twitter is one of things. Well, I, as a medley of eugenics by one of people that we had to stop. This could not do that.
After all, we know what it is you know and as you were, I you like some tweets. This off season
you got a little trouble like an tweets, not the digs type of,
trouble, but you there is a video of like,
some miami dolphins clip where
I guess is double
we're going to side with dolphins. You like
and then everybody from dolphins, other all their fans were like. Oh shit.
Come here because he liked that tweet
We just messing with them.
Nah man like I said it came down to the end like like, if I was going to sign with the jets like to be honest, but I would have been sound when it came down to like me.
Let me take a visit me uneasy
I meet them around. Like the people I see well, I could be like a piece to come in
tat way. I like it came down to the man who was right then up and raised by looking
I was in pain, but it just isn't any better than miami at in in norm here. Do you like playing in the cold? Oh
Why did the people how cold light.
I was in my replaited green light, weight, obeyed and green light at the end of the year.
lastly, lousy minnesota in alas,
We would gain bales. There were agreed, like I hated every second of it. Well, I I don't think you're gonna get out
there will be any game is called. Is that right?
the I am like I'm not be to, but like I, a problem with it
the bali they gotta fill a thing pay in
said the wasted I'll feel like they gotta dig out of the less tightening up the balkan war like
if the is ball, is respect? That's vast! That is respect. Or do you have a prediction for this year: yards
tell people why they should draft you and fantasy and will be better
don't be, while I am on this day down that it advocates of it in on sailing and you take
but that the ticket for that is all I need to say like I don't need to stay too much like the avenue know me. I am back at thirty.
There is certainly girl I'll catch as they did
other certain numbers that you feel faster than other numbers like what they made. You were like forty five,
for you. I want one where you quit
the new, not one crazy
that's not a phone number. One of the fastest numbers,
I sound like a young goat like I can go like a single digit like I was I'm going back at thirty three without a doubt, the most productive. I don't blame silly. Thirty three
as well as
came out. I came out swing in thirty three. Well, I do
that I wasn't all alone.
nah numbers, don't even make you look good. You don't even look good in numbers like that. So if you weren't thirty three, I what what would be the fastest numbers that we would say I would say-
a one one- looks pretty fast: seven,
Fast,
I a twenty one. Twenty, what's really fast, we want a likely
Twenty two is kind of a dynamic july. I fly.
It's always allows numbers were like you fast.
like I. I could run his day too,
Can you to one another like in the middle of last year?
number three. I like yes to stew,
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It was dobbin cook you fuck head on twitter.
And that was that was for me December six. Twenty twenty,
and I went to look it up.
do you remember this game? I all pretty much anytime. I swear at an athlete. Its gambling related issues.
The jaguars vikings game, where I think you're really nine point favorites and you had four.
and goal at the two minute warning and you just didn't score and you won by three. Do you remember that
because you fucking yeah, oh yeah, they score the one on. We have
I'll go,
how's the situation a moment or a or a a what think about it. I I feel you I see like like
their language women, when it
the that, on the line and big things like stay up there you get to most the amount of person that take emotions out
I think america. That is what it is like a I'm a fucking
at that moment: you're fucking. I know that your coach, probably you do it
but I stand by the sweetbriar twitter is wild. So I can't really criticise anyone when I'm
darlin. You forget the middle, the debtor. Maybe we can think twice and we hope that we can just call the culture fuckin yeah.
I gotta thought they. Do you probably think myself, like
that's a touch you could add roy can,
can't you fucker? You need that. We need
scores were gay man. Well, thank you. So much man, bessel, lock, bleed.
ghosts
the ghost told me.
I'm telling you now. I feel I you're not believing in and goes again
Nah I'll, be I don't want to hear it goes out. You know goes goes.
Wherever there? I would never be that if I ever did, if I ever hear it side, I'll get missing I'll be gone,
you know they accept. My has the opportunity to go both
whenever you will never see him again. Tell him, I said was up and we appreciate all right. Well, if you guys win the super bowl this year, will you come? We come visit,
an emerald go talk and be like yo thanks for believing in us.
Have you been satellite is between man like right now I can do that young, ok,
Do that alright, if this year, you will
pursued presume with the ghost there,
they go. Pervert pervert will die
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but he actually phrased jimbo,
for his own mistake, I'm look it up seafaring at the club.
To take accountability.
that one was jimbo
that challenge a challenge that that's jimbo yea send out. There really was a guy a yet. He named himself.
he named his own mistakes, jumbos
it's like yeah, I screwed up there. That's jimbo! I can't believe we haven't had Tom sulla on pardon my take. No, I don't think I feel like he would maybe not like us. I dunno, I think you
the situation van yeah? Wait, let's see, look at it up, ok
I just found a treat: that's a jimbo Tom Soulis phrase when he was the root of the problem like when forty nine has tried to come out, passing versa. Browns. That's jumbo!
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that's gonna Billy, with being
and I brought my girl bowling. Think it'd be a fun relaxing time and she'd. Be me all six games? Oh no and I didn't post a score over one hundred. Oh
three most embarrassing hour I had to deal with. Is this? Was this you running about me in you know what I'd be you one? Fifty
to eighty five. Does one game right put either
did you during the bloodstream. Ok, but we played like seventy five games. Of course
when once yeah. This is awesome. Listen,
you gave. One one game happens
What are you gonna go over six turning break out
so the it's not about your girlfriend, beating you that
The good buller what're you gonna do not be able break.
hundred as a man six straight times, that's brood, yet is tough. You think they would find it funny groove round game number,
three or four or put up the bumpers. Yeah are just like. Not even aim needs, be like a mechanism and try to get strike. Ledges hit some of the points we gotta get. We had a sort of bowling league,
bowling. You should be in a bowling alley. Bowling
fun, but one
is probably have bowling now, as I used to love it cause. You can smoke cigarettes inside yeah and it seems like
that is even going away, which is tough like theirs.
Places that should allow six inside because my pa
see for myself, as I am allowed to smoke cigarettes indoors. If I'm
I'm allowed to smoke cigarettes if its indoors or from out of the country where I am now
like. I am running out of opportunity to do so so I'd just
miss going home after
bowling alley and all
clothes and your hair smell, like cigarettes Jake make a reminder after football season ends. I think we should
Maybe we don't even know bowling league
but let's just the fellows pickup,
random monday when really missing football. The most endless global,
on a monday night, like April after march, oh on and martin on February, I'm saying
right, I winter yea, in what we do it. Yet we should we should stream it and we should make it
competition.
no Bolivia's goes one. This, it's a fun. You know ball with the boys it began,
if we could find a bowling league where people just let us win.
What? Oh you let me when,
at any time any place anywhere you getting
You gotta have more self awareness if this guy yet and nowhere limitations are and if you
your stinky bowl or maybe just don't, go in a bowling date. Also, you should just start like many golf.
what I want basketball. You gotta find one that can win hit hard,
Oklahoma hade yeah hit the arcadia Oklahoma drill feats of
Thanks man press our opportune wrestling. Actually I feel like this,
the little we know about this guy he's going to beat him in a bench risk up to dollar: ok,
I was waiting to tee off on the sixteenth whole someday
was over served and needed to reach for cooling Tao while sitting in the cart. Well,
I slipped in land on the floor of the cart
cause the accelerated to go off.
It started rolling down the hill wildly
We completely horizontally sticking out of it charged
calm down by dragging my hands on the ground.
Now my right hand and left helpful elbow in gotham.
torn up the car didn't go too far
Is it just one over the curb near the fairly by that such
ray plan that he had no he's. GonNA. Stop the golf cart by grabbing grass. I also feel like golf carts. Are
Is it like this is a real car? Be adds a different story? Cause you don't want to have damaged golf cart.
I have to imagine if we talk to a caddy or like a ground screw person, they ve seen every failure.
I've. Seen every golf cart accident like
ok, everything like just let it go check almost died and golf cart. Yes,
The remember that
a charter. Golf term aroused in some great I drove drove off the bridge fell over me.
stuck under water for thirty seconds. I thought there wasn't a way out. That's chappaquiddick,
but I made it up own who rescued you
So the horse in the present sitting ass, you did make it up now,
our view is able to jump on the bridge was here he hated idea and then does he did he go get help for yet look. I got it little rattle, but I thought,
I put a whole areas. Wave rejected was in a whole thing. Nobody is charity tournament now
Were you very embarrassed? I was just I was thirty.
There's all we shake hands going on. We scared to drive. After that I was thirty hour drive cartier!
yeah drive like when you got your voices were like.
Here. We go again to hate going over water there
did you finish around now? She went home now. I just
around, you hung around what
closer link,
you didn't finish around now. Why? Because, as my club for gone
their under me, the lake oh yeah, throughout the clubs, opec we
to conquer the spreadsheet. We need to go back and having to drive a golf cart. We need to have you drive off the bridge again? Yes, yes, yes, yes, recreate the whole you're never going to heal. If you don't do this the day, I take the power back
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hundred dollar desktop for eleven hundred dollars from amazon.
Imagine my surprise when I thought would
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yeah, I mean that's a that's a pretty steep discount
Are those to be like half of the game in council or something
Yes, I was gonna, be like the computer, but not
built. Are you learn to do that and the people that build computers? It sounds
easiest scam, every just set up an amazon store and then you just don't send people the stuff and you get their money or else
Kid my dad did that to me. He got me playstation the original playstation for my birthday and he gave me the holder and and was like you want a playstation right and he went with it for like fifteen minutes, and I was like this is the holder. This is,
play station. Is this what you wanted? I never understand what you wanted.
If your place is pretty bad, yeah, yeah and he's like. Oh, you wanted this and they show me the playstation. It's a pretty good trick, yeah for the younger. What is a what is a holder for a place? It was like the the thing that I dunno it was like the
stakeholder that you put on them,
because a police station
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I examined the ideal. Myself would have been called you. He got you like a like a jungle. Jim like a slide says this is a playstation police stations,
asian for play, fuck it like held it up. Upright,
the gray great place. If I did, it was yes great play station. You couldn't have just put it like you might wanna play station to
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a cigar yeah, those already weak. Those are the best birthday party, but that that was the bells. My but, as I just want to have a system for a week,
I was, I played the entire actually remember. I brought it to some like to like,
someone else's house, like not now
like a friends house. They way go somewhere for something else like on bringing this. I'm not.
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like a generation and a half behind all my friends, so I would play all the games at their house and then
like two years later. I would get that says. Yes, I will get. The same games are being used
come over and play gold, nine elected. We beat all night to yo
also genius move. One of my friends got an sixty four and his parents
play during the week and he would hide
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just spent the entire week looking for it
and then we realise, like, after, like three years that his dad just put in his trunk every monday,
yeah to work
motherfucker, we ve spent all this time. Looking for a power, we thought it was run. How so yeah
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lock, buzzer laguna frightened. I drank a games is like the grazing right. Yeah right was something about winning a movie too from lot buster you go in there, yet the blockbusters smell, I think they are
smell the same.
and then you, as a group, pick out. Ok, we're gonna rent. This move
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attention move. There is nothing worse to the blockbuster on a friday night in an
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no vhf by half an hour,
remember when each it's god, damn him to undress park, came out how many copies they had a blog post react and entire law asked park
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kay world, whatever
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with fingers only and now
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the way to have a fantasy league for football that
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drops one
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do one I drop, you think you can do. You can do. Multiple drops
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draws for an ending injury. No add drops for like us of a guy not performing yes and
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to be in a diner for
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I'm going to have the what would be the first
place person we'll have to eat twelve pancakes and the fourth place personalities
pancakes, eyeglass it with you for a little bit and one like that.
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Probably all hang out
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Hey big ass snake draft, who ok, dammit snake draft
our a one one. This is an obvious one based off of the spreadsheet. We have, he had nine more pancakes and the person second place. It's trent williams, okay, good and bad. I was yeah his his first offer. I was hoping that hank was going to pick row labels for his first overall pick cause on the spreadsheet. It looks. It looks like
The first guys fell guys yeah real labels. First of her heart.
Thank you to send short seen by the way for putting the other. The spreadsheet for sam is for
program and you will see him on the third night simulcast this year on em.
What are what is the technical classification of a pancake? What we take another man saw you put him to the ground
you drive over. Is it actually tractable profitable focus apparently tracks it? I can find online
but if any of you has it please let us now so
have a problem. My kant's
he'd ever in a hundred dollars for his spreadsheet, and I dont understand his right.
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I dont know what I dont know
this is a problem you can get past is likely. I think that the draft years guys under he is ranked guys
and then some say beast in some say good, but sometimes the beast is not the first name listed at park.
It sounds like he's just drafting on hogs, since his nickname pug am I out of the loop yeah yeah. You are one. Does that one of that become a thing we just decided. We needed a pug
we take them as they are putting a matter. It looks like a bug too. I go straight off of
go three! Don't I don't like what you're doing
it's taken. Begat yeah I'll do I'll take the,
second guy. It had you you pronounce it. He can
Why do we have that? My guy? Ok, ok, panthers ovens, tackle yup love, it great pick off. I've always loved him. They can become a key,
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right, ok, good pets, self fact here,
I dont have em ranked as a beast or good just so you know that fuck with me, I did now man,
wyatt teller. Oh that's a good pick. I shooting I wanna, take hammock frock, always under beast here to fuck, damn it. I fucked that up up
jake, but to go a little down that short we have here, but these recurring guess the on doc.
ok, all right also see the name of the team because automobile. Yes, the view of this
The educational segment for people were given the shine, the big boy
I pity you got two picks. I just got a question for you, because Patrick ricard was listed as being an office of Lyman at the start of the season. He's gonna play some office of line is also full back he's a fallback he's a few.
When I told you when I try is that entire season of Mozart without was not has reject. I was in the past. It doesn't line up behind
now, some this your buddies and started training as a living get him, but you can't get him whenever he lives up in the back field. Those
count. Oh yes! In that case, I am going to go with.
Yes, it ass it. I thought it was founded, unaware, knaves, come off, the boys want to screw the site. You know it,
like I might. I might
into the rookie feel a little ok, sound, I'm gonna take.
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he screams pancake to me, ok and then next, I think I'm going to take. I'm take aaron brewer from the titans okay air barometer.
it's ok! He was at the tablet on last year: yeah! Ok, I just
you're coming back yeah, I'm going to go with penny soul. Okay, good pick, good pick good pick from the lions. Yes, there are no, that's okay. I max.
They are fuck, we use a snake robert hunt, ok from
The dolphins, I believe, is on both nice nice. Nice, ok means
always quick nelson taken. No,
Coronel so was not to take when nelson ok rod pick the gulls courts. Ok, I'm going to take.
Let me get kill of bulgaria from the falcons. Kill Miguel,
Oh that kills a k killed with a k. Kill me jerry from the falcons
I'm going to take TIM settle on a defensive
he's going straight off the let no no, I won't know exactly like, which was agent. What was on that list which can confuse yea?
they tracked pancakes on defense, too got it didn't
shouted Genji jj for retiring to he picked. You pick the perfect time
I think a lot of these guys are are defensive. Ah sorry,.
We are going to go. It drew dormann nail into falcons centre. Ok, ok,
and then I'm going to go with. Someone takes four. Now no forest partners, a defensive
haven, Brian, would say no.
To tackle this. This list is all all jacked up. Ok, you got find someone.
Risk winced room. Ok, ok, centre,
Therefore, the falcons. No yes, guard for the
guard for the falcon couple falcons. Ok, you're stacking you're falcons
go with can't believe. Last this long ago, Zack Martin from the council could pick yeah feels good to get that one, because it's a name. I know.
Ok, he's not holding out no agreed
I got paid any yeah yeah he's back, he's got paid, c'mon! Don't don't put that on me.
Without almighty, taken when a while to get warmed up. This is this is
the only challenge we ever done, where I'm fine with losing as well
twenty four July twenty four. Twenty four is a pain alienated lot. Twelve.
Would be nice, I think I could do twelve about other pro hours- chow, yes right agency and it gets re. Actually, twenty four would really sock
Ok, maybe laramie tunnel
ok, gas mask yeah disavow
No! I have strongly about it tightens, I think, ok
other funny thing where it's crazy. Think back what was at seventy years ago are these.
years ago, and he fell in the draft,
because he smoked we'd like this guy. Give me
we can certainly found out lengthening were, if anything that dude gavi character plus yes, yes, innovation, ok max!
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taylor, decker, ok, taylor, and I could pick
I think o every had as good. He has got the he is good
ok all right. I'm nego max lane johnson lovely outrage lane for jordan.
linda get many pancakes according to that's that. Well
jerry was easier asia, great lineman that doesn't get pancakes.
Good then I'm gonna go I'm insect or no right, paquette. Ok, the bare zeiss, sick boy, tennessee, you! Yes, I like it. I like it. Ok,
he's gay once gets his hands on yeah. You don't want that. Man put his hands on another man, ok jake, which use
If I did tell you have one more back background, unless I'm ok jake,
This is where we get confused who'd. You pick was your last pick. Hank tank took crystal instrument: alchemists right, ok, ok,
go jake terrible podcasting, which puts us at the end of the show yeah, I'm gonna go with shaq mason. Okay, wait! Isn't he? If he's a guard, though yeah who's, the main oh ben, mason, equal that a guy patriots is on the texans, the texans? Okay?
big boy! Fuck! Do we have want the show? No, I don't think we had a what's name trentin, no line line got the tattoo
from the patriot, oh yeah fuck,
at brown front brown, ok homage
Ambles thickly off all are about seen right now, I'm like
keep searching eyes, and I just keep saying that there is no injuries yeah
I also found it. I also had a guy fuck
Can I can pass and come back? She means being authorised,
on slater from the charter's ok.
I will go with
could we
You took crystalline from ok,
drew dormann from the falcons on a practical level
due two falcons. I told you fucker, alright fucker out.
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good how's
there is a feeling of children. Good value still draft are hank
I'm going to go with her job
they for a halt. Ok from
the cardinals, I believe, dropped by the patriots
and then I m going to. I was gonna. Take take Mcglinchey you really you really fucked me. I fucked you bad dude.
Zack more and already knew
lotta deepens. The players are often suppliers dietrich, no.
Dee Dee, Delaney, okay, what's his first name heck
the delaney away, that's his full name: Dee Delaney nope, his defense
Alright, I'm
the lesser you looking around see any difference of guys on the list from pfc stretching the two thousand.
packing tunnels
Ah, there's there's another list. There's another list with with position
I need that yeah. I didn't highway. There's another list yeah where through tabs part too, has the positions.
Changes. Everything. Oh shit, ok
oh man I got. Some good draft are also Jonah Jackson. Ok, we don't have Judar man, that's right.
It was you jake, Jonah, Jonah, jackson, ok, Jonah Jackson.
I'm going to make a pic lions share. We have the whole off and supply lines in this draft.
Alright, I'm going back to Evan spreadsheet, I'm gonna trust, evans. Spreadsheet can't take that guy cause. He plays the packers
Somebody took why teller yet
hey.
Does anyone have robert hunt yeah,
at both of those guys, I'm a pass. Have you just say it whenever you're, ok,
At the end of the year, I'll take riders saddled okay bills.
That was just straightly straight. I need always on the titans. Oh, I guess not
with its weight. So whenever we picked him walking is now playing
google's as free as at the way that the diggers only league when it's your guy was out here,
A team I find out serving
if it s a woman, I can take one.
Ok, this is getting bad
Let's see trying to find someone who's on a team, how bout ezra, cleveland, the viking,
Ok, this is gonna, hurt me because I there's a couple packers that I have listed as beast, that I didn't take really stupid, but that's fine summer.
Gets one pick now and then the last one at the and how's russia.
We now need the saucy right, I am saying, is especially rock
oh yeah we go with brandon sheriff could pick okay.
I'm gonna, to go saddled failed physical with raiders.
I'm gonna go with,
michael or one.
On what on way new, ok, good, peck, good pace,
Pick a re patriots gray put right! Thank you!
another entered another patriot, David Andrews, great back. I've should have taken him.
So we take been jones already up
I got been jones some maximus, the relevant on the past pick.
Done.
you're, gonna, wait, wait with enjoyment of great realising reminds goodnight reminded us, but you need my mind. You did good. Did the right thing to do the right thing, as I would have been at that in that case, I'm going to take would see Dylan poem, nice pick.
Thank you. Who's, dylan, he's on the raiders. Ok, nice pack thing just Jacobs.
On the ball, the other relevant?
I'm gonna go where
who
Kevin Ziegler.
ok ring, which we draft one more to have as our entered reserve.
This is great.
I, but we got knaves now. Ok, so
That's our draft!
Pancakes only will follow along. We are three
at the who we got on our teams. I can't wait
for us to do or we what we decide rocky just goals. I think we're just google yellows and one enforcer
One or more certainly minutes penalty minutes goals. Ok,
basketball. With with that said,
gonna do docks dogs.
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If you hit a shot in the last three seconds of the game, it's worth it
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there's guys you have gone up like fifteen
Ninety percent of the friedrich percentages are bank him in smart, yeah, awesome, smart,
three players over eighty percent. It's like a carny game, ok,
that's a show
do the numbers and then we'll send everyone off, and we have friday we're gonna be talking real football. It's back! It's back. There means you ever gone. This.
Only one sixty nine eighteen, twenty. We did you pick one. I picked one deals with it
usually picks one or three hank? Would you pick three and I picked one I'll go at thirty one, twenty eight so close,
Twenty eight love! Yes,.
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