Sixers/Celtics Game 7 is here and there is TENSION in the podcast study. Jayson Tatum erases a horrible first 3 quarters with an incredible ending and Hank is gloating while Max is crying (00:00:00-00:20:33). Lakers/Warriors Game 5, the Knicks fight back and the Nuggets absolutely throttle the Suns (00:20:33-00:37:58). NFL Schedule release and we do the dumbest draft ever (00:37:58-00:54:43). Kenny the Jet Smith joins us in studio to talk about his new book, NBA Playoffs, stories from his career and the NBA on TNT set (00:54:43-01:34:31). We finish with fyre fest of the week and the lottery ball (01:34:31-02:05:29).
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and we have sixers celtics game, seven. What
We wanted all along Pft has transpired maximum pain for one of these two gentlemen, like what you did, their hank is ah
on another on another level, but we should. I are you know it fought for. Can I go ahead, say what everyone say: jason tatum was insane at the end, terrible game for three quarters looked so lost and then his dog came out a started weapon threes and the celtics ah take the game in philadelphia, and now we get set came seven sir.
Patch on the line is gonna, be incredible kind of ironic argus. It fits that right when his dog came out, that's where it hurts max the most
We saw it, we saw it happen and marcus smart all the time dog guy. For sure. You knew that this is going to be marcus, smart game from the start, potato stunk out loud for three quarters. He was one for thirteen
in the first three quarters hank, don't do the not really stuck out loud body, language, Emmy,
jason. Tatum sought for three listeners
that's a loose exe
rain bandage avatar is sex appeal to you got.
understand, I am allowed hank talk in a second here is no. I think we have the addition of front runner hank. He was a boy
be on Tuesday night didn't speak for the entire stream tonight he's floating, and I
rubbing it in everyone's face, so we will let him speak, but yet tatum was bad for the for the first record he couldn't hit. Anything is missing. Layups he's missing everything, but
what I have said, all all players about tatum, if your top five guy and actually he said it after the game.
Billy, I'm one of the best players in in the world. Ah, if you're that guy, you have to be able to take your team out of the deaths of hell in those moments in that's exactly what he did and I actually like as bad as the first three quarters were. What do you do
in the fourth quarter? That's what counts. That's not I. I agree with him. I'm saying he stomped in the first three quarters, but obviously his fourth quarter and the big three's that he hit. It was like one after another after another
buried the sixers? Every time it felt like the might be, might be able to bring it close, bring within five or six points? Make it a game I
don't like I dont like would Hanks doing right now. Let's not does not whitewash would Hank did on last part might take.
it wasn't just the fact that he was silent is also the fact that,
you also you wanted to make everybody else silent right. You took your head
and then you had diary aforetime yet remain faked. The dilemma element is real.
If it was fake, of whose real you, your butt cost,
see ya causes seen for the lesser so before you comment on this I'd like you to poligized, for your butt lasher
poligized apologize, some some issues and up that me. As far as the
comments, I would say, like you know, shocker, that I was upset out. We lost I'm happy
three. When I get out you, I guess that's called front running on a really understand I'll know of the picture. Is we do jewish show? We do streams and we do a pod cas where you have to vulcan lies your pain. You have to vulcan lies. What's going on so to go silent,
that's the best for the audience, but listen! You won the game. You gets glow. You gets a rubber max's as
the is I've seen him since, if the eagles lost suitable he's so
in doors he screaming he is ass. Sad is sad could be so
Is your moment heck, because that's what we wanted all along pft. We wanted it's a flip flop back and forth between maximum like happiness. What you're seeing on hanks face right now and pain which you're seeing on max's face, and it's gone back and forth all series long yet game. Seven. One of these guys is going to be be.
and devastated. Ah so hank. It's your moment. Yeah listen! I felt like a game. We are gonna lose. I I was nervous. I guess that you know again, I I don't watch games
it's on a little bit pessimistic. I get nervous when I know I get nervous. I wouldn't know the pessimistic side he didn't speak. That's just not sure we can check the tapes because
sorry, but I have not observed, but it felt like a game that
Paving the way to him was playing, they had the most dynamos turnovers they ve had the playoffs fell like the games,
meanwhile, the series of slipping away a potentially the team was slipping away and pull.
game alone it and will table every one was
talking shit about tatum for him to have that third quarter
we're talking shit about it, you're the one who was not all holding like
Oh, woe is me what was trying to tell you no one believe in tatum, except for me when you are like the number one guy up there am. I am I one on one of every one right
It was not the tone that you are giving. I said the word every one which I would qualify
in that category correct.
every new usual, you would say everyone, including myself, cracked. Thank you.
Thank you miss rephrase. It is where you has restarted progress, but not I tweet or do I am more than willing to say everyone. It does sound like it's like everyone bought me. I tweeted tatum has to do something all caps anything he did. He came out. He did what he had to do in.
Dealing that game and philly. All
many of our goal and our way- and I just feel like I just feel like I feel lucky- I feel good momentum doesn't matter. That's what I've learned is momentum needs enough.
Because you going into this theory going into this game, all the all the momentum was going towards the six years. After this
Six one to it. Looked like the sixth were dead momentum. It means nothing game. Seven is one game
throw out everything else came. Seven. Is everything nothing?
That is what happened in the past or nothing so max max current question for you max. Do you think I should?
game three like pfc, I told you about eighty three: all I care about is gay and sad, and I wish they want tonight.
That's what I mean when we told you doing gave a very sad as would gain through max due to regret
Making tonight, oh, must when no
It felt like a must win, you know it's a must win game. Seven must fucking. Wait. Are you sure yes cause everytime? I've said it you've been like I dunno yeah and every time I say it's a must. When they win the fucking game, alright, so you're declaring it officially a marvelous game, four was a must win game. Seven, a must win
max. What did you see Europe too, with four minutes left? Ah, it felt like this was gonna, be it because
tatum was bad. You say up to with format
laughed like an animal like a peg? Oh, no! No! No, not say it like that. I'm saying you're up to four minutes left tatum!
has not been able to hit a single shot. It did feel like this was the game. The sixers like james harden was atrocious. I'm not fifty. I dont want to say this because I think max might hit someone in this room, but we did say that James James hardened towards the end series. Sometimes you know
His his abilities starts decrease that had it's a fact based on reality
based on! What's actually what happens in gamestop now I am going to stand up for james harden a little bit because
There were a lot instances in the fourth quarter and the third quarter
where James Hoddan was doing exactly what he should have been doing, which was driving directly at the basket, making deacons commit and then make
right pass out the wing.
and they missed a lotta open three pointers that should have been easier says for james heart. He was making the right cause in those situations. Well
he did some eight, its mother, bad stuff. I agree, but the rest of his team led
to understand. Origins are now that
saying that I am anticipating like if you have james harden and doc rivers were there
hours combined in a game. Seven that doesn't look very good for the seventy six years on paper, but he did some good things in the second half tonight that probably weeping sing indifferent soon
it is timid, had made a couple more shots. Yes, serious, big shots. I also do
go the other way with james harden. Ah, he what happens sometimes when his game isn't looking great, as he just runs into the middle of the lane, and looks for contact instead of trying to score the basketball that had been a few different times, also at the end of the game,
give the ball to impede like he. He is your envy p. He was incredible defensively tonight. He had flashes where he was scoring. It will like dont trust
like that, like a lot of the sixers guys, they didn't want the ball in.
An army, maybe that maybe that's like a team thing, but like they're, not
mean they didn't really want. You think they wanted to go home now.
where they shot that like how tense they looked. I think that's a that's a part of the game where it's like you gotta get and beat the the touches every single time down the court. They tried to force it to beat a few times, and the defense was definitely doing things credit to
you love for making some adjustments because they were trying to deny the ball alot down the stretch yet hit open stuff
I would also say shadow. You know it games like this when you're stars are playing as good as they can be in the first three quarters, the bench stepped up broad and had a huge game. Smart had a huge game. White played well.
What was the contribution of hitting the table? It's making noise he's going to say it is it's gonna. It's making noise madden podcast, no yelled at yielded someone else yesterday for doing that. It was also him
oh it was awesome. Now benchmade well ibuki up with solicitors. They are going to be pissed when he, when, when it's just constant bang on the table, going bench sidewalks to get bad because I've tried you you're the executive bruiser. You know that listeners are going to be upset. If there's constant bang on the table, we got a lot of attention
some people a year, your beer that, like you, you hate me for I ve told you I just one. We all idea, I said, don't being the table
but you said little you saw on another level being carried. Can we every
thing in his power just to get under both hank and max's when even end and then acting surprised when they put that what I am you don't know that programming I backed one moment was now. I was not trying to get under skin whatsoever. Knowing the table did its ways
I understand I was like stop doing it again. Yeah that wasn't
under skin
to talk about the bang of the table, YAP don't bring
but I'll bring it up.
I don't treat at it because if you think I'm going to be worried about that you're crazy, what what hey go ahead, talk about the bench without being on the table the bench stepped up. They
worked up. He lives in it. He'll paid them a nice round. They didn't get off to the hottest start. Brogdon picked up the picked it up. The abroad was very good. He was hitting some early threes and they kept them in the game so that
Fourth quarter, the stars could shine and it was Robert robber Williams. Go that coaching decision to start him
know what they are thinking. What awaits a way to do that? Getting use plus eighteen, unbelievable performance. They showed that stuff.
to where the celtics with robber williams, in the starting line. Up like that specific five was like it was something was indeed already five and twelve
Why did it take so long? I don't know. I think it was. I I dunno use, hurt
the year. So maybe there are now. I really don't know, but he's so much fun to
yeah. I can anywise teammates play like it. Things might break loose differently when he's on the core just because he sensitive.
And if I like, get em up watching guy play. For my couch, his teammates are probably like fuck yeah he's in there.
And let's go and it's like imagine if he you know if you're looking at his stats like he was an mba live or something his offense is like twenty percent. Imagine if he, if he could have.
Any semblance of an offensive game. Sides dunks it you'd, be
yet is. It is pretty much just dogs what the dogs were there like. They were
loving it to whom they were. He was. He was all over the place, the mark, a smart,
towards the end. I like to think that was intentional. I said
Wasn't oh yeah, when he would he hit a bank shot. There was looked like a lab,
each one. Now, I'm tired
different one where he drove to the basket, and then he threw up an awkward shot that went right into Marcus Williams and oh yeah for an awesome dunk. I think that was actually an alley oop. I think he was trying to do that and hanke confidence going into game. Seven.
I could be higher, could not be higher I'd like I said, I just feel lonely, accurate bidding or learning. Knowing that I want you learned my way. I just feel like it's going to get a good night's gonna be a good weekend. Son is gonna, be great. I just feel it good. Things are come and look at the way, hanks fucking sitting right now is it
the heat up at the tail up. You have to have you ever I've ever seen your knee while you're sitting at that chair absolute hard and fast rule. I observe like victorian england rules, which is highlighted, see anything realistic, shut the fuck up,
See he's annoying, we have to know what you know it wouldn't be. Catches asked you there has, after all, these years, doing the show and because the question
confidence meter at you
have not learned a damn thing from doing part. My take as you like all time high. We got this
The celtics can be great, weaken salted.
easy in seven, you carbonate.
You're so high right now, you're. So, basically paraphrasing class approach,
your confidence is at an all time high right now, which just means that the loss
might be impending on. You will just crush you like an ant. Now, that's that
loser mentality of all commanders banner bears van, like that's, not how I think, an actual city of champions game. Seven.
It was hard being a Boston sports fan
Do you know what I've had to go through this week? Do you know what it's like watching game game had to deny? We hawk on two different streams this week this week, so max your confidence going to game seven.
Anyone's game any?
game
what do you want me to say all there's scouting report right there, that airport anyone's game and also weird, I am from the nba tonight-
May I call you expound on
giving maxie and and be like seven free. There were one play, yet they got they made for free
and may two up. Yes, weird. Have you ever seen that before
very early on in it or in your life. Watching basle. Have you ever seen too to free throws made by one player and then too
can all go, horns cry you mean it later and be like you know what I want you to make those do again. You know what what was that
What was that goals and a call in the first half was one of the most ugly just things I've ever seen. One was that
What's that
jones.
I just wish foul is obvious. Every fifty fifty call they were gone
It was clear it was a weird, weird, weird officiate again. What the writer
medical records, show ninety five. Eighty eight, ninety five, eighty six are giving us through points, adam silver post. What's that
it helped me out is that whole sentence just that, and I gave it to max knowing that he just like it's a ticking time bomb for numbers in his head. So I gave him the stuff:
I'm not gonna help you gotta figure out that it's it's the large numbers
exactly since Adam silver has taken over the lead, see hey, I'm being just mean to max, I gave him a stat. I didn't give him any guidance. I just said: here's a chart. You figure
This is where we're at sea.
out of silver has taken over the league, the tea.
But if you read it better seated going on the road and game, six are twice as
likely to win
the better organised and more likely I dont, know dude, I'm. I hope you're right read it yourself. The wording is weird. It's weird hold on I'll cut that I think
got any of the anchors onto something here. He had. The better teams are favoured now you're, better
on better thing, because before silver they were half as likely to win and then after silver, they are twice ass. Likely to win that make sense does not make sense is because they changes it from two three two without an owl nets. Ok, so
I know when, when you have this specific situation I got I got, I got the guy who got go since Adam silver took over teams in the second in the self exposition have one twice as much as before: silver took over, so the higher seed on the road and game. Six are twice ass, likely to win basically trying to forty seven, since elvers in silver has taken over there
in twice as many game sevens and in that situation happened last year against the box, tatum dominated that game. He didn't dominate this game, but he took over when he had to and then came
I've been ordered, sucked rigid. He did
max. You know what I'm saying when he gets the level where he just started driving in looking for files, scented looking for and fear infuriating
I mean tripping over his feet and then just and then just crying,
there. I do a lot of sewing as well, but like a man enough to admit it,
you want you want me to do is take my hat off.
I think my headphones off is a better way to react.
You can write earlier. I, u can still hear my right about that, like I'm, just really exciting
game really even might sound it
and yeah. It was a good game. Not
b, but it went how it went now. You gotta go poop now an ear.
I just I wish there was away that both hangin max can lose, gets really why it's like a series of livered everything we wanted
I don't want to see either one of them happy there, both so much better for the show and groping I now and is there just its flip flopped so fast and man that keep it also? Can we just say was it
again? Overall, it was like a tournament game who assist like guys, missing shots, wide open shots, turnovers left and right it. What it was like watching the unsuitable eternally which I love, but you know when, when people come after the exhibits
but that's what we just watch tonight yet and I will go back and say that there was. There was one play that hearted made. That made me want to throw my remote at the television which was when he took it to the whole. Smart just play defence autumn and hard and pushed off with his form like he does
then hardened falls on his ass and then
looks over at the reverend. Just sits down for like five seconds, crying begging for a call that man
that made me want to assault change hart. Yes, yes, ok. She talks. Mother games, lakers warriors game. Six. Tonight,
lay our warriors in game. Five. I did give out the game of the month on the show, but it's so
when he watched the warriors and you can basely tell if they're gonna win by how fast dream on sprints back on defence like off dead, balls and stuff that energy he had, he was scoring he actually at it. The rare he check lay up where he got the his shit stuffed ah, but it was what I expect from the words in the fact that there are a championship team. You know that knows that, like hey, three one doesn't mean series over. They still got a long held the climb here, but that was that was at least a good answer from the defending chips.
Yeah when Steph curry's is making shots and just being unbelievable stuff, then they're just tough to beat in general, like they don't even need as long as players a serviceable game, if stuffs the fourth quarter, yeah and it's close, then they're they're, just always going to be extremely tough to beat in that situation. I'm
I am happy that we get to see more of the series like it's been the opposite of the sixers celtics series and a lot of ways where I'm I'm excited to watch every single game, because every single game has delivered yeah and in ah the klay thompson. Like he's been back, he's been very bad. They need him to do something special in game six. They need like game six thunder klay thompson when he hit eleven threes because he's been very, very bad and you're, basically making like everyone else on the floor have to do that. Much more, I mean draymond green, scored, twenty points. You can't,
he has scored twenty points in game. Six andrew wiggins had twenty five, so ah they need they need either a combo or either clay or jordan poole to just like have one of those stretches where they go nuclear and hit like four out of five threes in a quarter or something like that, I think to win.
As a nuggets, then I do not want to play the lakers
other play, though I would rather play the words. I think that their game matches up better against some delay.
Scare me a little bit on defence, and I mean
betsy Davis. I we said
the healthiest these ever been maybe in his life and then he got wheelchair off the court.
probably should have seen one game like that coming, but I think he's going to be playing next game right. They said they said probable. He said that he feels great might have been a concussion, but I think he's back now. I think he's back to being healthy
It's super healthy yeah. He went off in a wheelchair, which was one of those I like got when the warriors finally put the lakers away, because it was actually kind of weird that they weren't able. It was like hovering from nine to thirteen points for that last six or seven minute stretch before they got to total garbage time and you're like alright war is needed, just put them away and they weren't able to fully like put him away where everyone sat. So I, when they finally did that I got into bed, and I was like watching the game on my phone and then I refresh twitter and it's like Anthony Davis, taken in a wheelchair, ah to the lock room for a head injury, and I was like what the fuck is. This like a am I getting high like is. This is a joke, a prank, because it's kind of a joke will always make like Anthony Davis, gets injured seventeen times a game. He actually was taken in a wheelchair. He got hit in the temple, but he seems like he's going to be ok.
it might have been a paul pierce situation. Maybe maybe there is some duty but going on yeah, I dunno, but I have a question for you. Guys does does steph curry and the golden state warriors. Do they officially erase the three one meme if they come back from three one to beat lebron? Yes, no, I think so no
now. Yak as warrior remains, will always have it now.
but it can always again for now
only it again with iran only if they went that it's a guess, but it's against the broad wasn't the title: it wasn't the title it's gotta be in its are either give they win the title: they bid to overcome and beat the lakers three down
three one and they go on to win the title that is completely erased.
In you're wrong. It will be erased for, like the next three days before the next to restart
and then it will be back on until they when the time right now, because it rarely rest for a little bit and an gonna stay worries.
This will definitely act like it's a raised yet would then, if they got blown out by the sons or by the nugget right in the next round, then at that point? Ok, yet we can still see
that is not a war, is blue. Three one we yet exact out exactly ok nix. He turns out hashtag your boy. Greeny was maybe right pfc.
Ah, I think, there's no. I think they think the temperature in game, for
I am miami was like ninety degrees, the temperature in game. Five in new york was like sixty five degrees, couldn't grimes jail and parents and played forty eight minutes. They had. They had the ability to go because they didn't have the.
Bothering them ah- and that was an all time jail in bronson like this is why he's becomes so quickly, beloved by next fans. Forty eight minutes, thirty, eight point: nine nine
rebound seven assess like balls on the line. This is my city. This is my team. There's nothin better when that happens when, when a guy does something like that- and it just makes mavericks fans even more sick watching that, but credited to the next four not like they could roll over and die there and they didn't in jail and brunson was reason they didn't cause. He places
was off for forty eight minutes, I'd like jake to check what the weather's going to be like in miami for the next game, and that will influence my my prediction. If it's going to be above eighty four degrees outside, then I have the heat winning at seven p.
I'm looking at eighty seven d, the nigger I hated the salary
I guess you hot!
p m, shower scattered the scattered thunderstorm, also so too hot enough hive. Eighty four high ready for sure
well Julius randle for for like for my remembering that he's actually good at basketball like he, he I think, maybe because he made all nb a. I think second team and he just woke up and was like wait. I am, I am a good basketball player. I can do this any
authors wasn't just a complete liability there. So many times when you watch me like discuss just knock it about. How is he, I guess is
he doesn't look like a good basketball player. He is a good basketball player, but
at times, even when he's playing well, you like, while this guide this guy
I really do anything particularly well right, but it was it. I really do think he just needed the affirmation just to remind himself like oh yeah. You can play basketball at a pretty high level. You, you are a good player, go out and be a good player and he was, and yet ah mitchell robinson making those fritos always root for the big guy, who has just the worst free, throw ah look like his his his motion is terrible. He misses them all the time and they did the hakka hakka mitchell robinson towards the end where
It was jimmy butler, wasn't even like trying to fire a dunno. If you saw this clip or jimmy butler or just smack him in the butt. Like an eagle native czech referee, he was just smack him in the butt over and over until the ref would call foul. Ah,
so, but yeah he made us fritos. I always like there's something nice about a big guy. I'm sure he'll miss another big one like when it. When it matters again put for one night he made us
We trust you can always tell how bad somebody's it free throws by how hard they celebrate after making for the rights.
The big do like that. He acts like you just at the game winning shot. If he goes too far too at the line and the crowd gets really,
Well, that's always good momento. Yes, I have any other thoughts on any of the series. Now, okay, she's focused yeah, it's all about sunday. Okay, alright, alright
I'm going to make, and I thought that the people were freaking out about the eight seconds and the backward at the end of that he came ass, south nonsense, outfit
thousand now was a screen grab fast, though it will yeah, but people are saying it has to go to fifteen, which I didn't see anything official. So I could be wrong, but yes, it's one of those like round the corner where yeah yeah. I got a lot of donor ball, o interest yet jake. What what is it jake freak
it looked like what the heck oh wow she likes know. I was worse sorry for everyone to listen to that. Yeah apologize around max too much so Scott bossard wasn't on any of the games tonight, which means he'll, be calling one of the game. Six is tomorrow, so they're thinking it's going to be pushed cylinders yet yet max you have the d of the sheet you want to tell us
which games you wanna go came seven on the activities of the hair was given that it does.
That could also just be a scot phosphorus specific step that has got foster has worked so many games under Adam silver in games sixes, because,
He is the nbs hatchet man that he forces those games individually into game seven. Yes, I feel like he's more likely to do the warriors lakers right. Well, it depends on where he's been. I dunno if they'll fly him across the league would benefit more if yeah, of course, definitely they they want. They want that very badly. We need to track Scott foster's jet to figure out where it's going tail number, I'm going to make the executive decision we're going to wait until after the suns nuggets game. I think
I think the luggage is going to kill him. There are twenty right now. I think we just talk about it right now. Twenty one they're up twenty one. I xix we did. We, we bury the suns right now our son you're done
you read dwarfs your time's up chris paul socks. Chris Paul blew the series for the sons
by getting injured and game one good thanks for another,
I like it as long as the nuggets don't have to play against the lakers next round. I love
Drugs are out. We dominated tonight,
we won by seventeen
the nuggets one by seventeen unless night another and shut the fuck up, hang another triple double under three triple double for yoke.
on the night, all the stars stepped up porters, looking good murray's, looking good
Orange looking good Jeff Green put in a couple of baskets in the fourth quarter as a complete team yeah I mean for the craziness that are these n b, a playoffs and everything that's gone on. The nuggets have looked like the best team. They you know first round they look like the best team. This round. They look like the best team. They are. It feels like they're peaking at the right time and I ate it it they just kind of get forgotten in the mix, but they are playing very, very good basketball and what they're doing again, there's eight minutes left in the second quarter. So if you're listening, listen the suns one that will just be the dumbest segment we ever did on pardon my take, but we believe
nuggets and they know that they're not going to go to a game. Seven they're going to come out and take care of business and they're up twenty one they're going to win by thirty one nugs and six and
think it signed that we had a conversation about Kevin durant's legacy. Big cats
been too long, since we discussed that. I think it's been at least eleven months. Without that conversation,
Kevin S. Legs he's taken hit the last four years, maybe in irreparable hit, because you would think if he's
best player in the nba, like some people have said. That is, you think he be able to get it done with a team with devon booker and some nice rule players on the side and Kevin durant. Unless you come on
I cast to discuss this. U legacy right now. I'd say it's almost completely destroyed yeah. I agree we say billy is kept her answer.
evac bitch. I did that because he he stopped tweeting from a burner which we respected that when he just started going ah just going after people with his main account. Ah, but he I I'll say this, I think the suns next year might be. You know a very good team, but it felt when every trade for a guy in the middle of the season, Chris Paul you've, got to figure out where you're going to do
with the point guard because he clearly can't like we know Chris Paul's old now like it. It is what it is he's going to get injured the playoffs and you have Kevin durant and Devin booker, for I think, like three or four years locked up. They should like it should just be building around just those two guys forget Deandre ayton forget Chris Paul build around those two guys get as many good role players around them and the suns will
I still have a title window yeah. Maybe it and Kevin durant needs to do something he needs it. I'm just put on my skip. Bayless shoes come to rent needs to prove to me.
That he's as good as we ve been told that come and ran is the by ourselves ourselves. Okay, so congrats the nux. This would really sock if we chinks knock it off
and not going to happen not going to happen. This is a must win for the nuggets yeah. It is
what will you do will updated after nfl schedule draft so warped? It it'll probably be half time when we finish this and then we can fully assess our other. Let's see other things that we can talk about. Oh before we talk hockey playoffs. I just want to say a special shout out to bo jackson. He's had hiccups for an entire year. Ah, I'd kill myself. I had hiccups for more than fifteen minutes
so I dont know how he is surviving. Listen. I've got a hundred percent foolproof cure for the hiccups bow. If you want em I'll give it to you, I will cure hiccups within ten minutes. I that's a guarantee. I know how to cure the hiccups. It's it's a method
it works every time. Yet, oh reach out to me. Maybe maybe giving you like a hand.
after bow and arrow that you made
or just let me hang out with you for a day, because children bo jack's would be the absolute best. I will cure bo jackson's hiccups here.
his hiccups, it so bad that he snifter porcupines bought up to try to Europe,
I told him if you just take a big with of porcupines asshole you're hiccups will go,
and he believed them and try to didn't work bow. I I smelled. Probably
twice as good as a porcupines asshole.
just hang out with me and let me fix them for you. It also just is a testament to how big of a bad ass bo jackson is because now his broken hip or leg injury that you know took off took away. His nfl career is the second worst injuries ever had cause. I would absolutely say if you said: hey, you can break your hip or you can have hiccups for a year. I'd take the broken hip all day every day, because at least you know like,
This is how I can rehab, and I know that there is an end in sight. The hiccups. There is no end in sight and the other thing is this: just means both Jackson is incapable of being scared. No one is scared of an entire year.
together these hiccups. He I wish I'd like to bring up that point, because that's that's secure people tell you about tat
The cap, somebody jump out on you, but he's he's unscramble because he's such a tough guy right but fred up,
I dunno. What's the longest, you guys have had hiccups for
Drunk I'd be a half hour an hour yeah. I had hiccups for like close to our two hours the other weekend and my buddy choked me out, and it made it go away. That's why your body chokes you out, while you're wrestling,
Can I see you are doing their new jujitsu yeah yeah?
I ever get scared. What do you mean? That's how you get rid of the hecker. That's what we're just saying, yeah oj with bo jackson. Yeah,
I was looking at nfl schedule. Yeah, that's a me move yeah. That was a that was a billy move yeah. I was really marsh right. There yeah my bad. How much you think bo would pay to get rid of his hiccups right now endless amount of I'm not exaggerating when I say that if I had hiccups for four, I think the longest, probably thirty minutes drunk.
Like anything over a day or two, and it's just shoot me like a horse yeah, which approach and say that you know it's probably too soon. After what having the kentucky derby, but it's true like get the curtain, let me lay down shoot me dead. I don't want to have the hiccups anymore. My life
we should get bo on the podcast come on the podcast and we will cure your hiccups live on pardon my take. I guarantee you will scare the fuck outta you and okay.
he leaves, are still alive. H, words advanced to the conference finals. What else get oh enactments night series awesome? That's that's owen, spencer, who went to a cracking game. We made him go to crack game game. He went to crack and game
they got absolutely shit pumped. Ah, he was necessarily have sex is the third being like. When can I leave ah because they were down like four goals? So I the I'll, say this and hockey fans may not love this. This round of the playoffs haven't been that great first round was grip. This round.
I have not been that great. I watched them the leafs game, the other night. I did not watch the cracking game. I have not watched the h words play recently, so I I could try to talk about it
I'm going to say is just that. Watch out cause biz might be right. This might be right about the leafs nolan get hot ooh yeah, I'm pretty much just laser focus on the oilers and how much fun they are to watch and- and they had a nice answer to the to the like they got their ass kicked in game three but yeah I dunno maybe gets the next round because these memes is that fair to say, you're, a big hockey fan this round has not been the best. It has not been the best hair. Just a lot of blow out- it's okay to admit it because he others we get to this time of year and there's a lot of like this sports better than this sport,
Just be us have an honest conversation. The m b, a playoffs. This round have been a lot better than the hockey playoffs this round I saw a stat and I'm going to butcher, but it was something like this year. There has been a record number of games that have reached the score of four to one at some point during the game while which makes sense like I feel like every time. I look up it's forward once somebody yeah. Ah, ok, let's do some nfl schedule talk before we do that topgolf! It's golf! It's not golf! It's topgolf! We've got a bunch of stuff that makes topgolf topgolf clubs, balls, tees, turf. Even a ball pick her up or cart thing. They also have a whole bunch of stuff on their menu and loud music, giant targets, giant tv's and handcrafted food and beverage
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is the lions and the chiefs are kicking off the season credit to the lions. They have ridden the hype wave to the first game of the season. That will be very fun to watch the light like what we always
we're wanting something new, maybe in the in the college football playoffs, the lions on the opening kickoff night will be cool to see like the jerseys will be different if Jared goff, like all of it, I want to see it it'll be fun. Just watching the the lions play at night is going to be
shock, yeah body, my party, as I can remember the last time we experience- I guess if they ve, had a couple sprinkled here and there, but like in a big game
we're everyone's eyes: random
I am excited about the lions this year. It does feel like they've reached that point where it's like. Maybe we should pump the brakes on him just because, like being put in the opening game of the entire season, feels like a big step
but for them well, maybe maybe you put him on like the first money, nice game. Maybe we ll
We ease our way into their now. They're, a really good roster they're, a good team. They've got one of the best quarterbacks in the nfl or personal friend, Jared Goff and Dan Campbell is a fucking insane man who
what a fun to watch. So I I understand why the league would do that plus with the hard knocks of the built in last year. I get why they would think that they would be a bigger draw,
but I still think that the lines are at the point where they should be opening up. The universe is dumb debate time. I think the lions losing in a close game opening night is better than winning.
in a way, it would be very lions to have like the best loss of the season but award, but ok but we'd be even more lions to win the opening night against the chiefs and then, like you know, lose the next four games.
And have all like have an entire week where it's like they just beat the chiefs opening night super bowl champs. I think if you're a lions fan deep down a close loss wouldn't be the worst thing in the world and then you come back and then you reel off five wins. You go five in one to start. I agree with you yeah, because debate is stupid. I obviously want to win the games rather than lose it, but with his dumb show we have done
brains, a close loss might be the perfect thing for the lie, because if they won, it means that they pulled out all the tricks and they have no more treks by NHS. They they feel, like. Oh shit, all the hype, that's really real and then that's when you start to get
You know exposed they're going to do every trick. Any reads also going to have a lot of tricks. There's going to be I'm going to say four over under four and a half gadget plays, run this game and I'll take the over on it. Yeah I just just lions, you want like you. Basically what you want is to lose at the like buzzer on a field goal and have it be Patrick mahomes. You can be like.
know what we're really good team is just patrick homes, the best quarterback manifold. I think you're confusing like what would be a great result,
general as opposed to like what would be the lions idea. The great result. No, I know lines idea like over the last couple years. They ve,
The league and more victories know I'd like a new england, patriots, undefeated seasons worth more victories in last year's. No, I
no, that obviously they want to win the game. I'm just saying that. Thank you. Ok then
I remember that season heck egg there, not this one,
unnecessary. It happened it had not.
I guess we talk about sports again. This is a very dumb thought, because I know you want to win the games, but I'm just saying it wouldn't be the workers. If they do beat the chiefs week, one thursday night in front of the whole country, the lions hype will be out of this world. They will be yeah it'll, be you know uncontrollable at that point, so just a stupid thought for food for thought. Something to remind
self view if lines when you do lose lacking. So when I was watching the schedule is get trickled out like chinese water torture all day today, where's like ok, wolf, one game will be released every hour on the our pretty much. I can't help. It think that at some point, roderick Adele is going to do to the schedule is what is done with the draft and just market the shit out of it and likely take.
on the road each year and turnips like an hour long to our long primetime event.
Where he just announces like one week's worth at a time he and like a bracket release essentially yeah, like he's
what the incident lay does and the risks they get on that I feel like an
ten years schedule
State is gonna, be than he's: gonna have kids true
come out on stage the whole nine yards. Regular people
megan it down week by week by week, when he announced as each week. It's gonna
like a massive fucking corporate
media eyes, sensation, it's gonna, be insane yeah, that's my prediction for the future: the unifil.
I'm looking at the line schedule right now, so they're gonna lose the chiefs and then they're going to start the season five and one. So that's it! That's the perfect surface lines right there. While every fan out
went through the schedule when it came out of court and if you're not you're, not a real fan. If you have your team doing any worse than ten and seven, every team is going to be ten in seven or better. Yet, ah, ok, do we want to do a quick drive through our favorite games? Okay, what should we do should do three rounds? We do three round drafts cause. We have all of us max. Are you going to participate in this draft sure I haven't looked at a single thing.
Ok, that's actually makes a better hank. If you looked at a single thing now is now opening night is Bertie night against the eagles okay, so pay. If you aren't, you stop
we'll go round the room. While I
true. I know I'm sick of looking at your face while watching worse.
Max, also went on a rant. I heard him at halftime he's like a fucking curable to schedule. We know who we're playing. I don't care when they play just fucking. Who cares, as I do think that the like who cares? You know you know who you're playing months ago. Why does it matter when you're playing it's fun?
just fan had know. It's fun is fond of her. It's in max we're loser
It matters losers like yeah. That's true, that's also true yeah. That is your beer. Will you also expect to win yeah dude, I'm itching to pick this first game. Okay, alright, go ahead,
t start. Okay, so I I get the I get the first, the first pick and I dunno if you heard Billy, but he just kind of whispered, I'm itching to pick this first game actually have one. I'm really excited okay, yeah.
I mean let's go me and then you wanna go go cat, you you have given me and, above all round the room. Ok
so billy will be like one last ones will be. Fourth, ok, we'll deafened. Somebody will definitely pick his game, then, for the first overall pick in the twenty twenty three schedule, nfl draft I'm going to go
the buffalo bills at the new york chat with the the was billy. I didn't know. New ideas know very happy you that bro, I didn't
I believe, if I knew it was yours, I wanna done I'm sorry about
ever larger Monday night about their game september. Eleventh in
york, Aaron, rodgers, renown, nine eleven truth or do can be waking up America who probably have a fun message. Rhin honest, unlike a had banned or some weird touchdown celebration, waking people up to the truth.
and then of course, Josh island, pressing all the buttons going up against a good jets. Defence. That's can be great game grey.
I go, but I really wish that we were staying in new york for that one, because I would love to go to that game. Yeah great pic great pic thanks thanks that was mine. It was your first pick Tom Brady.
I will go with the jets verse, the patriots weak eighteen, probably taking rogers out of the playoffs, and you know, what's going be
long and frustrating season disappointed for jets. Vance carried that deed, wherein no by then cause it's either because it.
I think the patriots are going to we and lay playoff contention, but they might be able just like to thank our season by being us, but also like like. If we can't go, you can go
right. That's why? When a number, we do! That's you just you don't want the. If they can't go. You can't go right right, but I don't think they're gonna have any.
lay off chairs write yourself. You see what I already have you just like envision a world where you're not going. I know, but
we could be borderline. Irreligious depends on that first game. That's why I'm way more excited about other, that's pieties game. So you can't talk about. I came back. I
if you don't we'll, do it we'll just do a snake traveled, the two picks each, because this is the most boring thing ever
that's right, that's because their picking, downhill, karabakh, ok I'll go my first pic. I will go.
let's see, ah, where to go. Oh here we go bills at bengals, damar, Hamlin a week, nine sunday night football, the game they love it. We we debated for a week and a half who was going to win that game. That will be a very highly anticipated game week. Nine, both teams are very good. What we've got an intrusive thought. What was your intrusive thought? You know how hank and max would both lose sunday yea if they couldn't
the game and can play it. So you are wasting guys someone to die. I was an intrusive lies. That's I said he always and interests of the area as a carrot,
he's a large result. Yeah, that's what billy is as a brain worm.
So why is the interests of thought of this pact? Has he really is right? So that's my pickle had Billy.
go in black friday jets dolphins. What it's gonna be good.
I say I guess
it must be force, fed football you're going to watch it's good that football's on tv, but I dunno. If that game, I wouldn't take that. No that's going to be a crucial game. It's also value, I'm I'm very much into the nfl. Just taking over every holiday black friday is college football. That's that's stupid as nebraska iowa, like that's
I don't know they didn't have to do that. We had football on tv that day we didn't need that day. I'm down for you know the christmas eve, the new year's eve the christmas day, all these other things, but we had football on that day already that was already
designated football day, they should done it like on the tuesday after thanksgiving
yeah you're, going to love it when it's no, of course, but I wanna watch college football to ok, jake you're first pick so this, while
What our do? You know? It's really gum. It's terrible worldview interrupts yeah! You should do one round she do. Everyone gets I get
We saw this year new
As eve is on a sunday we get so we get an entire slate on new year's eve is worst jake setting this excited. You are about this track because I'm taking bengals at chiefs four
Twenty five new year's eve. You watch the game than you. Do your newsy plants. Ok,
Oh I'm, sorry further on what they said. The heck
no, no, no, no, when he when he went out of the bo jackson. When I was looking at my favorite games, I really feel awful. You feel awful yeah, no tap!
die, ah, gimme that max yeah. I saw a knowledge economy where this I feel hiring
now I feel I'm getting weird thoughts. I feel great good vibes aren't right, though good vibes- or this is what makes true a w else listening. This would be like wait. What are what are they doing really puts on by the way the nuggets are now up. Thirty, two so great call by us
I I would say: superbowl rematch Monday night, football chiefs eagles on nov twentieth, but I'm sick of all everyone on the niners saying that they would have beat us if they had a quarterback. Oh it's at home december. Third, for twenty five against the niners.
kay. I in that concludes our draft willie. I want my way, I just say a game you're looking for you, but not concludes. Aren't we
five chicago at washington.
yeah yeah rematch, let's go mad. She also does
we might expect exclusive game this year
oh yeah yeah round. Is that its, I think chargers bills. I think December this
the passer passanha germany. That's the other one of note for the path. I only at the time.
Your of ass game is in germany as well. Oh catch up, pats courts in germany, then failing feel will have em down some type, a history tor.
oh yeah yeah by the way shot out to tighten social media thou is by far the best video they air viewed drunk people on broadway nashville and had them like guess, the logos of the teams, and it was just perfectly perfectly
It's either it's hard to one up every year. All these schedule releases be he's been trendy thing for the team social media accounts, but the titans now
Yeah to people on Broadway, one person gets the charges. Logo is being lightning the queen yeah, as as being that team. There are two battle
parties. They guessed the the indian,
was coarse logos being the dallas cowboys that was asked and they d like confidently we're, like cowboys nailed.
Cab where she sat in the text. The texan texans, another good one in the land land of florida, dolphins
ah shut out the the jaguars social media team too. They did the head script, writer for the for the jacksonville jaguars narrated. There's, oh, I thought that was good. Okay, this is the dumbest. Ah fifteen minutes confidently can say the dumps fifteen minutes in the show at least the last,
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Ok, we now welcome.
On a very special guest, recurring guest. It is the man the myth, the legend Kenny, the jet smith. He has a book out called talk of champions stories of the people who made me go check it out now can buy it everywhere, I'm holding it up for people who are watching on youtube. A memoir awesome pictures on the back young kenny, the jet. Ah alright. So thank you for coming. First of all, ah your book, let's start with your book and then we'll talk a little mb mba. Okay, what's going on? Ah, you know in the playoffs, so your book has a lot of stories about all the people have impacted you in your life, and I guess is, is probably a question. You can get a lot, but I have to know what the best piece of advice
It's the charles barkley gave you because, ah he seems like he seems actually like. He would give good advice if he asked him for it: no, not necessarily a compliment, yeah it out yeah. I think the one thing that you know
I read a lot of self help books I do yo such and such for dummies and whatever it might be, and it always seemed like it was from one point one person's point of view- and this is fifteen people that I observed that influence me. So it's fifteen point of view as self help. So I feel hopefully, when you read it people you don't feel better about themselves or understand. Oh bill Russell. Did that oh magic, johnson, opera, oh shaq, you know, Michael Jordan, works better. That way. Now, that's why it worked for me. So I think that's it, but the best advice, I'd say from chuck the part that is influential is he gave me a voice where, before him, people just ask me basketball questions that never talk about politics, never talk about culture and be like next, when you think the next going to win. If you keep remove it yeah, you know, but now I I go places and his voice. He ill since I am his like in terms of not in terms of the person, but the voice like he started like mine,
Finally, we would not be just ass boxing question right more than an athlete, and so he is that that's the reason while abroad in those guys did. I used it. The bridge for that year on and Chris Paul and in camilo was you know to do yeah. Sometimes he says things that are sneaky profound and other times. I saw this the other day where he was on the steam room,
and he was talking about losing his soap in a hotel or yet you see it
is that what is that about what it? What was he saying with that clip where he was like? I have to bring my own soap on the road because
one time. I was a big, but how about that now use your imagination with the little hotel so yeah I mean he could give you that or he could give you something
medical, but the one thing that you don't even when I was writing. I realize where how our view people came from my parents in this way
my mom, I can hear it even now. Can he listen be listener? Listen because you know illnesses that day and age, especially with even with all the parks
and things that we do. I want to be heard. I listen to what I'm saying, but listening gives you empathy, even when you might not have sympathy and so being apathetic of one. That's why acts that way? Allow me to have these
people in my life, which at when I was writing, it arose as about maybe for chapter of Senate in entered editor.
it goes you realize, like everybody has sending. It has a book written about their life. I was like man, I have access to that and didn't think about how I'll have the access to do that and talk to these people.
Which I think, though, if I knew all is at twenty she's. Oh, my god, what site only
They said that we'd be on that all five teams as far as the different people that he talked to for this book. What's one example of one person that that said, something really profound that you had never thought about before you got the chance to read what they had to say. It's more echoes, echoes in the back and you don't realize it in the back of your head. You know in the whole george floyd thing was going on out. I walked off the set, you know and I was like I'm a. I think I I shouldn't be here today and I was like so that's how the book actually came about leverage rate agent call me when she was like you have a book like when he made she's like. Why did you walk off, as I was really like the people who made me and, as I owe through sport to culture through politics whatever, so that also went back to bill Russell and dean smith bill Russell was my first coach, he drafted mean nb, a maginot grinder that we'll get to that and then dean smith. It was like my first week in school. He brought me in and is like brought many office, and I've done things like how many jump ropes are going to do. I'm thinking
We will lift weights and whatever yeah, and he asked me is that kenny as african american student. What are you going to do here for the students here? I was like whoa like that was the first time someone who was an african american asked me
Am I going to do for black revel like what, like that just blew by my big question for NATO
it's alright, and that was during the time of apartheid mandela. We have shanties on campus and so like that may have been echo in my head when I walked off bill Russell IL it's got funny stories because he threw us out of practice one day because he fell asleep, but that's another story:
he one day it where is sitting. He has always notes on the plague
because Israel was yeah. I had to sit next to him. Every plane, ride every and every bus ride, and I would drive home with him because we lived a mile away. So I spent a lot of time with him. Then so now he's looking at these notes and has got like yugoslavia, spain, players and the second coat. He telling me there's not a guy in alabama, you could just drive and go see just as good, and he says Kenny as an effort
american, you can never not one inclusion like so he's taking a joking moment saw all those echoes are in your body and in your ear yeah that you don't know like why you do things and, unlike now, I started to understand where I'm getting these information and input and compelled to do things
in sport, in business in life. I think a lot of people lack empathy until they go through a moment that makes them realise oh yeah, as this would other p
experience what would happen with shock yeah.
Jack, has a military background like if you knows that yes, big military, we know that story and is in it and he's a police officer, jack actor. He is a real badge. He has a sirens and lights and everything. So he has a reverence to military and police office because he was gone in the wrong direction in a straighten them up. Get up at six, make your bed but whatever it might be. I grew up with,
yeah, you know! Look at week we respect love, was member we'd all look at it. This way I saw when he makes a comment doing a cultural socio economic moment. I have to be a pathetic that
They made him the billionaire that he is right. You know that lifestyle so
He has a reverence and if I don't even know me
I agree or shaw charles from alabama. I might not agree, but I don't understand why, then, what are we doing and that's what I think, what gets lost a lot even in sport and in life? It sounds like we're in writing this book. It was probably pretty therapeutic to look back and be like look at all these people that I've been able to be friends with to mentor
he meant he like was that. Did you have that moment like while? Yet I have thought it will not order was normal right like like you, gotta just call sack or you gotta call matter jobs. I think that that was special like until I realize, like he's the highest of the high in his profession, financially, culturally, and in this light, why, like at this,
It's fifty and I got fifty more that just didn't make the book like I did. I realize that I've been blessed with the ability to see around corners too, like I met guys and and ladies early in their careers, and I go now they're going to make it now might have mentored some. I have known nothing, but I go no. That's it he's the one like. I was on a play. What Michael b Jordan and I wrote about this and then it's like five or six guys like this. I was on a play with him. He had not acted yet, and he just happened to be sitting next to me and I'm talking to him. I gave him my number.
calls me up like six months later, is like hey Kenny. Remember me, Michael B, I'm like yeah, my company, Michael Jordan, yeah right yeah. I remember you bro how you is I I'm going to I'm moving to l a and I'm going to go through this, but his acting thing.
It's like, I might need a meal, the two so of august.
bulgaria will come of it and I said to him: bro you never need a meal for me you're it.
Because you see it as such as a quality that, like like,
I watch a guy on tv and play him like he's going to be like he's going to be the mvp of the league yeah like like now I just I remember. I said that about durant, it's like! Don't you just something about it that you see that they have now. You probably also said about lonnie walker right.
Like lebron. He was like. I knew this. That's cat, really
It's funny that you got caught up picked up on that the first day we like
abroad has to take credit, though, be ready its.
easy easy back. There tell him pippins be ready brow here.
Never do that. He said at the twisted dobson, yet yeah, it's what makes it so funny about lebron, because he's so is without a doubt, one of the top two basketball players of all time, but he also has his goofy moments where he says something and we can all like laugh at him in the same moment yeah. I read that book
Oh yeah go abroad to read the first page a year, but now, what's on the first page will also it's not without a doubt is: can you didn't have a brown in its top ten few years?
at that time, I did not yeah it. Those was close. Has he made it area? They are easy to talk. Has staff I mean stuff? Is there
it's hard because everytime, you add someone you gotta take someone out. Well, I just say you know again: we went to the ten and I am going off the top of my head because I'm probably going to leave someone out when you go off the top of your head and I'll have a listen funny, but these guys will never, I don't think Michael could ever be removed. I don't think Kareem could ever marry moved. I don't think magic. Another thing bird could ever be moved because
it's kind of like. If I watch someone play the piano and at the first pianist you gave me the blueprint on how to play the piano, but if it's never been played before
and you figure out how to make music like there's something special about that more than anything else, so those guys kind of put it will chamberlain is on at that. So now we got fired that can't be removed right, so there's only five that can jump in the top ten. So at that time I still had Oscar robertson and mister triple double you know, and so, like no
Shack right around the tim duncan like we're all we hear, no, where we had very quickly always gets out of your way.
I ll abroad is obviously did the generational part about him. Is it longevity of it right,
well, people will have it just as good as years as him, but no one's had just as good a careers. You know it's, not the ordinary ST the extra submit, which makes you extraordinary hell. It makes you extraordinary. It's not the you doing ordinary things, all the time that you can. You can consistently dorm, where I can't even like. I can't run a job. The way I used to so that you can consistently do it, but lopes staff. I I just don't think that, like I always say stuff is going to is, is culturally in the top ten here, because of the way the game is played, you don't have to defend to affect the game the same way here. So those guys also like Michael Kareem. They affected the game defensively that
Changes the way you play so that's why I I move Michael here right. So speaking to him, I assume he's in your book. Yes and the Jordan chapter yeah. What what can you give us an anecdote, first, a lesson that he gave you that you didn't even know at the time he looked back and you're like oh yeah that how he was doing it. That's I started mimicking something after him or one wanted. I think I'd open up with saying when you read it is going to be. I've always been jealous of scotty pippin. That's our opener, because he was the fifth pick. I was the sixth and then he got traded to cargo right and I was like that could be me because I am what michael and
a new yorker like I'm. We talk, we have a dumb bravado about us that we like someone who pushes us in our face. I those guys always propelled me so like being a good players, also known what you don't have and like sometimes I need that, like that, that gotta be in your face and like get you motivated and so eyes to watch it as when he was a nice to be like scottie doesn't realize he's going to be great cause. I don't think Scott even made the all rookie team first team, his rookie team with us so like imagine that now he's a top fifty player of all time right because it got pushes you that's next to you is also part of your journey.
I knew what that was by being at us. Like, oh man, let me get that like. Let me get that like passion like as a new yorker. We have that always around us, like the melting pot of people like I'm around italian people, just love their culture, morale, IL devout jewish people who, like passionate about their religion, muslims like where every one that we see so when someone's like MIKE, is that he's a new yorker. Don't know it like he's just like his in your face about it, how he is, and I was like I'm jealous yeah. So I I took away from Michael the the the ability to
Push yourself like how do you push yourself at times and I still have enough of it cause. I would have had him to help me so I'm always jealous of scotty pippin a while to scotty.
It is it is. It is one of those things where, whether it be basketball or work or life, if the most talented person is also the hardest worker, it's hard not fallen. Lot, it's hard not to be like well that guy could he could get by with just doing it, but he's also putting in more hours than everyone but see. The fact is, I don't even know if he was putting in more hours, but he had it does have a vital while you're putting the hours in you know what I mean yeah, like it's almost kind of like doing something that you really don't want to do sometime in a moment, but still doing it like you love it right, yeah, and that is hard to do some days. We're going to get back to candy smith and second, but he's brought to you by part of my cheesesteak retired of sad, limp, flavorless cheese. Steaks do crave, something that will make your tastebuds dance with joy and happiness. Will look,
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I'm not saying me in Israel, many people are saying ass. If juveniles would have, if Jordan was
and the bulls they wouldn't have won. Eight in a row yeah, so you're saying saw the documentary first. That would be that if I were you because I would be like yeah, we would have beaten Michael know. I always say that I'm not mad. We got ours like houses with an astral and personal there's, no astros. He was when it was back and he had fifty five points at the garden Yahweh. Like he's back,
back at ease. The greatest of ever would mean what I knew by you guys we're like you. If you're, in whatever way you were when night came back, he was screaming that he's back when he's when it hits the god in Florida middle. When he had fifty five, the double nickel, then he then he loses Lando
but we swept him and the real anderson creative freedom now, but the women we swept him. I would have been won with what is not
one what they did when a gauge item, not in penny, didn't when a game against us in the finals, the two guys who may first team all mba yeah did not when a game against us, so you would have extra swept about point of this, and this is where comes from this confidence. Horace grant was in orlando up here we saw in a documentary there was this sentence or left they were too small. It wasn't Michael, was in great when they lost orlando. They were too small and have a grant to contend with grant or they ve killed them. All aboard shack me a dream: he was chapter on steroids dead, so they were too small. There was no dennis rob and right that two years later, so they would have been a small team trotted defend.
in us, we will beat them now. If you asked me the same question ago, can you beat that first, three p t what a? Secondly ugh, I don't know I'll be scratching my head, but those teams to how they were constructed and just add mike to it. We would have beat them for sure swapping a bit. I dunno I swept, but we will beat them. Ah, okay, so I mean I loved watching he came play. It was his footwork was insane like just everything about him, like the fact that he was so tall in such a big man. He was, he looked like he was like ballet out there.
Who is the best player you ever played with it? Maybe will count not count college. What does it say that he does it came chapter? Is a microchip africa play we're both a playwright came allows. One of Michael Jordan, like I was pretty crazy, is ridiculous air so and spent many moments with all of them, so the other michael, it's gonna, be the best play you're, not coming com, so just mba came easily yeah about him closely. It he was Michael in those. Two here runs like what I things Michael. He invoked fear into the opponent when you weren't the position he was gaudy, that's fear. So, like does staff curry make
Anthony Davis, fearful, I think yes, I think yes, just I dunno. I think I I think I go. I would say yeah what he's going to do on the court. I gotta do what I do yeah. I think yes, the way that he has to play defense on
I did have David's. We ask that he can't play. Well,
it's what I think, steph curry, passes the tests and is talking about the all time greats in la bronze in there and there's. You know some guys who might be
getting there right now, but steph specifically,
you have to know where he is at all times the whole team, dusty team defence, because
he went away balls at about one who had the ball you where the ball, maybe not
Be that as it is already here, ok but offers of but defensively? I think that if we all five guys are fearful of where staff is in making sure they know where he is at all times, do you take patch arguing when he caught the ball and a right block was like warehouse? My boy travel
Maybe that where's Michael yeah, no he's like I'm a travel on. They will call I end and how many times did you see the block?
I know I mean that the different so like how came you had no way? No you're right, because the the
jade, the final shot,
What is the play before his stripping column prompted a double team when it came, comes and gets the ball on a blot early enough, you coming out the game, get into your job. That's fair! That's what that's the end zone! He had that for two years that I was that everybody on the floor was like. Where is the dream at right? Yeah on both ends? We talked to march madness, about snow, go and some of the other guys that were there were doing ramadan during the tournament and during games where they weren't drinking they weren't eating before the games at all hakeem did that too yeah like very it was. It was big news at the time and not a lot of people understood what he was doing. What what would you seen him on those days where he had to go out and he had to be the best player on the court, but he could not have any water could not have any food? How did he get like gear himself up to be able to play at the next level? The first year I saw it. I was like I didn't know until about five days in that he wasn't eating before the game. I thought maybe it was like ramadan ended at I didn't I'm not. I was a muslim, I'm not muslim, so I didn't know the timing something and he is going to eaten that five.
the planet, seven! Thirty right! It's like no he's not eating till after the game. It's crazy! There's like a weekend and he and and then that week I think he might have been playing a week and mba like what like. Oh god, I can't even get through this interview without good, as are you for some water like what are you talking about, so you need water, nah, I'm gonna, amman, amman, maya, robert novice yeah, it's just amazing light, and that does let you know your mental fortitude because you know now, yet you see people with intimate of intermittent fasting. Whatever yeah you try to lose weight. So there is a point when you do it that you like man, I need something and then it goes away. You go through the wall, you go through the wall and if you spiritually connected like he was yea, Sydney's praying and it like his life is, is spiritually connected. He broke through the wall, easier yeah where for me, if I'm enemy that fast, then I'm not breaking through that wall. It takes a lot with it because he's
and for something that's bigger than himself, so he's almost drawing strength from that. Whereas if you try to do what you're like I'm going to play through this, because I'd really like to be able to see like my second ab yeah in a month and as I say, motivation is not the same motivation at all and it doesn't put the same pressure on it because you're not doing it for yourself yeah, you know it's kind of like taking the proteins refuse to say was like we play a big game of kal as data do because somebody at not dupe the school from durham, sorry and if we play one of them and ego got in, and you think he's going to have this big rah Rah speech and he go. You know.
does billions of people in China that don't even though a plan today I let's go and that elderly goes and we go out
and you just put things in perspective, yeah preity. It puts you at ease. You know that you know it's big, it's it's it's bigger than you. This is not. This is another yeah. You mentioned the school from durham, I'm a big time coach k hater. How awesome was that sending him off,
The way the north carolina did up I'm I hate her and I loved it
will you but I'm a whole lightweight, respected eyes. Now? Ok, I urgently because what someone or something brings the best out of you, you can't really hated you gotta, be you have to have a level of respect for it and their teams they they will bring the best daddy right. You don't if you're not ready when he was there, so I gotta respected actually was one of my final schools too, and arm
between it. Would not guy duca virginia out those who rely on risk was I visited, so I have are always out of respect for what they wasn't there, but I just know we were better yeah. Why? Why do you pick you and see overdue dwellers there's a lot of reasons, but
I think a lot of schools had at that time they were like. Oh, we have a great basketball program. We have a great academics, we have a great socialite, but north carolina had all three there like at everything. It was like you ever see like movies when you grown up or got college life and frat houses and studying and whatever it might basque women to say women. Yet the colors. I have a theory of everything yeah I even like
because you watch a movie and you're like. Is that just a women it had everything yeah. It was like the size of it like you know that big university, like you, know those fake university, the big big you
coming to yeah, but I came here. It looks like that young that I was like I was amazed by the like. I was just amazing. Look I felt like every day I was on a movie said it did for like it was real. I do have a theory that, like at least twenty percent of the student population at you and see ghosts,
couldn't see just because the colors of accurate, the colors there I mean it is like you'd wear the rest of your life. Argyle is able to wear the carolina blue. The rest of your life is pretty good. It's pretty cool yeah in n. You you think about how athletics effects you know the decisions of academic academia, because most people, like hat, don't hear about schools. The first time they hear about them is through sport, yeah for sure yeah. Oh I'm going to go to that school sport. You know they don't know about that. That could happen. Academics, yeah, alright. So this current playoffs it's wide open. It feels the most wide open. It's been a long time since a tournament yeah right, it's just parody, like every team, has a flaw. Every team has a strength gun to your head, knowing right now so we're taking this on thursday, we're going to run it for
they said there are some games. Six is playing on thursday night. Who do you have the best overall team in basketball? Is the denver nuggets yahoo might be, gonna have an mvp candidate. They have a great point guard and murray. They have young players, gordon and porter- that have kind of got some season and got bench with green. They have no holes to cook good coaching. They have the holes they just don't have. Experience like there is a different when you're it's harder to get to the finals, then, when it who, who I liked that it is, I I actually agree that, because, like even the warriors, we, you know they're going to play game six on Friday night put game five. I bet the warriors because I was like this like you- could just tell that like hey this team, they won't go out like this, like they have they there
could a panic. They know it's an uphill climbed come back three one, but they also aren't gonna, be like we gotta, like do all everything difference. I know we gotta just you know, play our ball heart, though, because
non resident here. There's a threshold very similar where we just talk about there's a threshold in the fasting that you got a breakthrough not just to get an arab you not I mean I just like you say. If I, so, you have to give yourself other than yourself to break through that's threshold,
fourteen and when and that you could only learn it by experiencing it and it's hot. I can't even describe it just the same way, if you say when you're, hungry and you're fascinated. How do you break through that hour when you want to eat and you did it? You can't really explain it verbally, but you did it it's the exact same feeling like you cannot explain it, but you gotta go through it to get to the western cut when you are in that western conference finals or you get nuts western semis and you're like I got a breakthrough, we got a breakthrough as a team and you go and then all of a sudden you, like Matt
love. How valuable scotty brooks was was the eleventh man on a tea and you start realizing how valuable that is, and no one understands like oh just a top zone.
team for show because he's a kardashian minetta there's something made,
gotta do to help that team breakthrough, even as the guy was not playing yeah yeah they've also got the best mascot in the ba right now rocky. Have you seen dead? Did you see the later shot that he made the other day nam? He put up a
I think the idea that rocky's always a ladder over his head and rocky's been there playing for rocky rally. You played in denver right, I plated the rocky and in the houston rockets got turbo was the best. Also respect to the phoenix suns or alaska in history, like turbo was crazy when, when you play in denver, people always talk about the altitude when it comes to football, that's in that seems to be the end of the conversation, but in basketball. It makes a difference too right, yeah it it's funny how what it's also psychological, though like when
Really vague about it, you feel it more right yeah, but they don't like for me. It would only if it did affect me like in terms of I didn't get as tired, but I doubt I would get dizzy
what most people don't realize, utah
a higher altitude
and no one ever says playing in utah is tough with the altitude yeah. That's a big time. People forget that and it's bigger at, but those first like when you come in a warm up like when I felt I would warm up. I would try to warm up are hotter because I get dizzy. I would get a little dizzy and I- and I knew it was
altitude, just like for like a minute make you feel a little like little lightheaded and then it kind of like it subsides and it goes away in about second quarter. You don't feel it, but that first quarter you Denver. I felt a burning in my throat. Utah felt lightheaded.
Yeah, okay, yeah. So on the other side of that, what happens denver to make them not win? The championship was, what's their weakness, you said everybody's got holes, it's just the fact that the weaknesses like will gordon and porter break through the threshold and
become famous like the regular season is when you make a name, the playoffs you get famous as fame. I I like people, know me irl yeah. He broke the mvr record for threes. He had the three to tie it up in the n b, a finals, they don't say anything about yo against the clippers in game. Sixty three that dude I never get asked about when I had a game
I had a game when it gets a clip was never been asked about was happening to ask about it. Now I never thought about it. I wasn't it'll just talk about so the game when it gets into clippers. That must have been an amazing moment. Exactly who was gone
had we got the virus like ok, where I'm going.
having said that, I had the game. What so my might remember that nobody like so they have it had those moments that wiggins and pool have had right in play off now. We know them for that. My we not a pool body that for the regular season, because, even though it was lashes, analyses in a play off is struggling with a yo yo. Where are you like what you doin, because it was a play osity? Did you write? What are you guys? Obviously part of the reason why one loves your shows that you
we are honest and it doesn't feel it feels like four friends sitting on a set talking about basketball having a conversation with friends that will lie to each other in their face. Yeah. That too, that's you know. I wasn't there yet, but has there ever what player has been the most mad at something? You guys have said? What's player yeah? Oh, I thought you meant, which one of us jackets the matter what we said. Oh I love yeah. I love when shaq is mad and you could tell two jackets.
About ways these new guy here, you god knows where we ve put. I don t suppose I do not know if we want more years of it and you will still be the new geysers, how are they just as well?
that is not good or bad about. You apprehended solves gaza, petty. Why petty? But
I don't well no one's ever been mad at me awake, I think Kevin durant has been mad at chuck, that's true and or or have that fuel
because I have a rule. I never I'm never going to say anything about your passion or your heart. I can't measure day, but if you asked don't run back on dmv like yell, he doesn't get back. He doesn't have the effort, look he's not running back he's not being in his position, and you can't fool me because, like I, I am not an opportune moment.
best in the business of breaking down phil. I know what a difference of asylum is one based on the last replace right like so you weren't there like you can't lie run. Let me run to the big boy. Let me get my knees together.
the big board. Exoticism, who goes on
It almost show it, so they never. They might not like what I say or pointed out, but they can never be mad cause. I never liked yelled is due, doesn't have any heart yeah you had a race with ernie to the big board year that he almost beat you. Some were saying that that he was going to be native latin ever again, because I've been doing some this treatment on my legs now
They did get you work. I was it this week last. Where would they largely in on your legs? Are about? Squats has a treatment man as our work in aerospace. It's nice! It's it's! It's a machine and its work out with it and it's called a newbie and have been doing that with and doing challenging aboard. Just because I was like mine.
And I'm not running like I used to manage the crisis using ernie will never beat you he'll never did
Why would a locked your chair, like was it last week or this week the lockout chair beat me. Let me say something: I was very far said something like okay. I could never do this because we all camera too, so I couldn't do this right. Oh
one hour illustrates the board now eat you, weren't mclean me can't beat me that's what happens if ernie beat you gotta put some set, you said. Never so yet put some stakes are never was so if he beat you because he will not end yourself not as affair, because if I bet your bet on it
I'm the only one I loses because never could never happen for you and you never have to pay up.
so you're saying yeah, that's true, but there has to be a time limit. He will never beat me this year
I thought about that and what are you going to give him? No, what are you let's make the bet, because you seem like you got some ernie johnson fanfare gone. If ernie beat you to the board right, you have to get a cat.
about that dog already yeah now to get a cab stupid.
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miami this past weekend for F one? You were there too? How was it for the first time ever been there yeah, it was fun. Similar fun knew your way around a little bit yeah. But if one was fun spots yeah he had some fun elo before
yeah? What what I don't get it? I was just asked. If you had said you had fun, I want you to have fun. I want to f one and the heat game on the same day. Oh so I went from at one. I started at like noon. Left at three got to the game at three. Forty five that first quarter just thought it was. The game then went to my main man miles at prime one. Twelve went to the prime one, twelve finished the night good. It was fun article here
Beach. Sun is really hot down there. I'll see you know the funny thing. Is we watch yourself? I have no idea where you are. I was like what are you talking about? I just caught the joke, because the funny thing is I'm like is it.
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Maybe it wasn't me baby wasn't even the picture. I like what looked like fun. I.
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have a parking space in the garage and of probably done too
getting the parking space I'd turn around in the garage and then I parked facing so the cars looking at the exit touch,
easier to get out. Get out here done that the three
turn I dunno. I was thinking about how many times, probably five hundred times pretty simple. Three point turn sometimes there's more
a little bit tighter, but it's pretty standard pretty basic.
can do it. In my sleep monday,
I dunno I dunno what was going out of the celtics last hangover. I went to target just got a couple of groceries with comebacks o'clock and six o'clock at night.
Do the three point turn wasn't even looking go to put in DR unjust crunch into a poll in in my eye on this car?
do have care. I wasn't look that it was like you know. It's just a one. Two three I've done it
we times I wasn't. I wasn't even thinking
and I m getting right to sell the carnatic at a fixed. Now it's a whole flock, and this is my old car. I sold you for one dollar you're solely to max for two dollars, but I have to spend more
I took it yesterday to the shop I have to spend twenty three hundred dollars to get effects. Oh
driver. Now you can drive.
Max still buy from you for could you pay max sounds like it would be cheaper if you paid backs a thousand dollars to take your car yet suddenly been total.
Now. Would you at once you dollar car, true yeah, that's true, so it is totalled also that socks I feel bad for you. You haven't had any one just hand you twenty five hundred dollars recently
I could cover that room now. I won a court settlement. Oh okay got it legally, and you know the the the state determined that I was entitled to that money. Yes, you're paying taxes on that money too, since the state to turn out shirt. Okay should yep that sucks
yeah just a whole, I put off now I mean
I feel like yesterday, I really walked in was like figure figure should out. I put a lot
the chicago move and just logistical stuff out off until after miami. Ah,
having to deal with the car thing is not a fun wrinkle, wrinkle yeah,
the windshield fixed. Ok guys, I do think
sell to max, therefore like negative money. Nor am I give, I might add,
and what I might give him
and he got to go. I mean that's kind of what I did with you. The windshield was broken and I was like here take my car for one dollars, not my problem yeah so, and I could just we'll see but yeah it's just.
there's nothing more. I mean I've. I've had that have actually in that car. When I first got it, I just was backing
the spot and I'd like hit a pole me,
going like three miles an hour and just shattered the detail. Why they're? Just because you know it's not that big of a deal
We like how my so fucking soup hanging Al Orford, handshake, meme missing three porters.
What will come about were about to that. You might be wrong phd
no I was I was referring to the laskin. Ok, okay, well, the last kmart yeah,
I was referring to the real ass gay, hey that we had
on tuesday games. You, like those texts, I give you, I just say some etsy stuff
how what big advisedly we'd have a vision board.
we're podcast now so now so, some of which pictures they say like gulf. His life got
like lot of things are. These things are seven p in in life, there's hard choices and it's just a picture of all the golf club yeah, but I can't even read the texts on it. My favorite is, I only golf on days that end and why yeah? So I just did one something for your vision. You know what maybe get a little bored going, so
I just thought you wanted a little something to get. You know good yeah. I thought I appreciated of all facts and facts: yeah, okay, Pft,
my firefox, the weakest, just basically that I've been in airports all week, just I've I've become
airport user, to the degree where I now recognise people that work at the airports. It's like, I'm a local at airports.
They recognise me and like welcome back sir, you gonna clubs, you club
No a boy! Here's the real fire fast is spinning this much time in airports and it's not like. We haven't travelled at all as a podcast over seven years.
I been doing the show. I still don't have have a preach. Yeah, that's crazy and I dont have a free
The flyer number, while you are you, are you and you and have both were kind of riding on my coattails for a while when we booked. If we booked a flight, all of us together, you would get precheck as I have project which feels like
pretty big loophole. It is, but I I've put off getting precheck for so long, which is more potent than the actual checksum say, because I don't I have clear so if I have clear, but the double is
also it is a project on steroids. So now, when they ve instituted the double we get the project plus clear. I caught the line of duty,
check and at certain airports they have the clear only station, pretty much in siberia, where you have to walk for, like thirty minutes, to get to this one sad room yeah and they go with the other clear standard members through there
but it's been. I really should have had a frequent flyer number at some point, but I I have reached the point where now I just thought
about all the miles that I would have had, and that makes me so upset. Yet I cannot refuse to get it now in the future. Might well
I probably travel any more for this is that it is a lesson arc.
operations in america, just like they get fat on off guys like yahoo dont feel our paper
Dante on vacation, yulka refunds, don't veto like if the if they
Send me a voucher. I won't use it in time. All that shit like we are a dream when they do the whole, you no good
often they say these them out of people that won't actually opting for these freebies yeah worth nor the poster child. Yet
it comes to the the frequent flyer numbers, I'm pretty sure that if you don't have one the person who books your travel just puts theirs and yeah and they're like I'm, going to take those miles so now, like
or is gonna be hours travelling you're. All your country he's got all my foot all my flyer miles for like seven years yeah, so I've just been an airport
Stop what I've got really good I've
At the point where now I I get upset at people that don't know the rules as I going through the line and that traveler now, where I'm just like come on man, something you don't have to take your shoes. Obviously,
machine that leaders machine you need to do you choose off for that
actually. I I was on a plane two days ago and the er. The flight attendant gave the big pregame speech of like put your phones in airplane mode, that you hear you guys never follow that right. No I've, not! I don't think I've ever put my phone in airplane mode, at least for the last
six or seven years. Nobody does never so I've- nordic the charger. Yet,
It's a battery, but I ignored it as one does and as everybody else in the plane does and then about five minutes later they get back
the inner common there like hey, I'm serious. Not only do you guys can have your phone on the data, everybody s turn the phone off on a plane. Right now before we take off,
and they were like serious about the craze and I was looking around and everybody was just ago okay, so we all turned our phones off, except for the guy. Next to me, I was about to dump them out. I was like no, you can't this guy.
and I did it I want to do, because if they may, I don't want to.
On an airplane, where the possibility that some guys plain candy crush, will result in a play not taking off and they made its. I, like that,
pretty sure the dude was just on a power trip right
everyone. I've never had the double speech by hey, I'm serious about put your phones, I think it's just they want you to pay attention, that's really works
Remember me, I think, did we ever to my rushmore of stupid things. We thought his kids, you saved
it's ok boy, basically controlling the plane? Also, I thought testicles we're just plato in you're. Not sack
yeah. I like I'm pretty sure when you realize the moment. That is just because they want you to pay attention you're like fuck. This am I paying attention. I used to think that if I get a boner it meant I had aids.
there were, I mean we actually the aid scare was we value. They should have been telling second greater, say: you're gonna get aids. I definitely thought like drinking water found, yet I blame you
yeah there. Our support up de warenne agenda going around the awareness was raised to high yeah the big
so, basically, I'm just a full traveler now yeah that sucks but yeah. What are you going to do? It's been it's been up of.
Very fast pace? Last week, I'm looking forward to like just get some sleep, maybe this weekend, but the travel people are realised.
Travel sitting down in a plane makes you so tired, yeah and just sitting down in a cab makes you so tired. Or would you go to Tenax health while you're on the plane? Was
every hour you get up and you go to the bathroom in you. Do hundred squats
It won't be annoying for one hotels. Only one hundred yet won't be annoying for anyone else on the plane. That's the Russell wilson, workout yeah start doing
high knees in the eyes like this is what I do when I like. You have to have oxidized water eat almonds. I did this whole thing that just makes traveling even worse than it already is, and it's the worst
don't actually rock, because this is about a forty five minute flight from dc to new york. So do it together?
Look out in on that forty five minute flight yeah would be like a hundred atk. If mark cuban purchase
I brain. I had the idea of dentists on airplanes. Take care of all the bad things that you have to do in life on an airport should be a gym on the airplane. Yes, there should be a gym, should be a dentist as usual get your haircut. You will get your taxes done when you get on airplanes, just be like here's every,
you been putting off fixing hanks car all that there should be showers on an airplane. We an auto repair shop on the airplane yup. What were you looking at max you that
It's a limited mindset, kind of guy. Now that just the showers one was weird. I thought why why cause resolve? I think she showers are nice. Well, after you
I certainly feel right baths. Useter idea, no downtime showers already. I will not fail ass, it doesn't fit with the doing the shit you dont want to change
desire, but there should be somebody with a hot water hole that just goes to the outer sprays everybody down on the plan. Now the shop
should be in a room with with holes in the floor that you're standing on, and that's all right
it's made, and then the wind comes out. So he's a double shower: you're showering on the people you flying of two ok dave math,
don't know reactors, I've got good evaporate by tiny landed is out
probably comes to cloud or my firefox is pretty simple. One of my daughter's birthday is coming up, we're doing a milwaukee themed birthday party, and I think I was I was trying to be a good father. I'm thinking about maybe dressing up like maui, which is played by the rock it's animation, and I don't think I could pull it off and I think that I'd scare off,
Children, if I tried to do that cause you'd, have to I'd, have to my shirt off. You just get the tattoos yeah too. So it's it's one of those moments where it's like hey. Maybe you should get in shape for your kids, not even so that you can live longer. Just so, you could dress up like maui cause that'd, be like a cool thing for me to do.
I mean I mean this not as an insult us find you can insult me was that about you max
I love milan. Oh them
now now we max you pull off maui like really
max.
because you wonder box
now. What about your one hour? Gentleness
come by and just entertain the kids three hundred bucks, one out bring your club, I'm negotiating right now, three hundred bucks, five bucks, okay done, but you have to be shirtless.
That, like that's way, scarier,
It's way worse, dude, it's a it's a compliment. Actually this dudes powerful yeah. He is it's awesome, it's a great movie by the way it's in my head also, I forgot, but like disney movies, when we were growing up there
all scary. I've been watching little mermaid ursula is so fucking scare. Yet the lion king is basically like a shakespeare play where, like this murder in
yes, a lot of murder, and I don't know it's it's weird. I feel a little makes the scary movies anymore for kids, but what little mermaid my dude ursula still gives me. The
freaks me, yeah, yeah, latins, pretty scary, to yeah ursula, just like that. She's just mean she is that jake she's, very fat, ursula.
she's very. What was the russian one? Fantasia wrote a little bit past
ass, though we were a little mermaid, aladdin lion, king remiss, someone
Peter pan not allow to earlier think Anastasia. Those were the big
ray fantasia was there? Was the musical one head teachers also cascades
It was a little bit scared had all the axes yeah
have you guys ever heard the theory about frozen? Now
Yes, my walt disney cas why they called the movie frozen. I do but tell it for the people, it's it's so that now
There was all these rumours out there, and it might be true that walt disney frozen entire body, or at least his head, so it can be reanimated once they come up with the technology to bring people back to life.
So they named the movie frozen so that people when they googled walked, is
the frozen body or what is the frozen head? The first page on Google would just be filled with things about frozen, the movie, which is actually genius yeah. It's a smart move. We should. We should have named this podcast chin lists yeah. That way when hank has to shave his
saw pass. You just find that instead of his will be the episode in the sanction was able to look good. That's start not true,
it's not true. I think you will act. Thank you not yeah. I just figured I'd want to or not dude users in your face. You got fucking one there.
Billy firefox, not like honestly. If anybody, I think would be handsome, I think, would be heck with his old patch. Anybody in this room I mean you'd, be the handsomest not correspond sock licit.
In response, I know he did by saying: I'm not gonna respond. It's not like you've been. You know, spending a decade calling me fat, so I'll I'll, be nice when you have to get up so patch. Ok,
great great aren't have lacks, is mad right. Yeah yeah,
like the euro, whenever you jason,
friday, dude understand the people listening. This is friday, then I believe so yes, small backyard and every friday I have to weed it before I can like use it for the weekend, because the weeds grow back in five days. It's insane. Why do you have to weed it, though
I can show back there, you can't chill amongst the weeds, because that's what makes it buggy olga that bring
takes out yeah there's no way. If we did that backyard more than twice no susie I've, we like every four
build. You think that labels vantage right now. Hypothetically, do you think that maybe
one of those weeds that you spent so much time rubbing your arms and legs on has given you the rash that you've had for the past six months. Good question pft now use gloves, but they still touch you
no, that's not it! Ok, I'm just putting it out there that that's a good point put it out there. You might want to check that's a good point, good point or just an update. I have now purchased two hundred dollars worth of Maui
a couple of different sizes. We're going to see how this coasts house I'll update everyone. Once you get the muscle suit, I'm get. Why there's a suit that you can wear, but it's it's going to be scary, cause I'm going to be fat and it's going to be awesome picture what I do, but I'm committed to it. Billy, so you're, just weeding all the time in your backyard yeah, it's a nice activity.
it's kind of relaxing, but just key. They keep fucking growing. Well, that is what weeds do like, but in five days you wanted to just get weedkiller because that's bad for you. That's okay, look up! Atrazine!
I'll, take your word for it, nor write like
easy solution. You don't have to touch it. You just kill the weeds forgot his look up. What round
does ok are calculated. I trust you, yeah kills the weeds, you don't have to weed anymore
also they sell rate for the kind words of you, like I'm words, people can work. I told you that, if you were me with this, that there is like onwards applies
wasn't the
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But I knew that I already btw also also be nice about it. They know there was a majority at yeah. I don't say this because it might negate all
Okay, alright, alright show sure I don't. I don't highlight the negative. I want our laugh about it. I shake versus off we're through the gulf war. There was one because my fault we
they bother unrolled an alternate shot. Ah, oh yeah fuck the people do. Does subscribers
I don't know what the fuck any of the shooting we just go and golf
funny I should have been on top of that. I take responsibility you're supposed to tee off. No, no, no thank you. Jake holes, Jake we're going to we're going to do whenever we make a golf video, my promise to the aid of you elses, we're going to say what that we're playing one way and then play
opposite wall, you got about about dreams. Working means our sovereign about that. As I guess we I didn't, I didn't realize that we fucked up the rules is like I did
but I don't lie. He had no idea
When will they wear anyway, there's like using, I knew I realise that I knew the whole time. I say I actually blame hank, because hank was competing in it.
So hegde knew that the rules were being broken and he still let it go on. No, no, I didn't realize I didn't know what a best friend nor a best boy scrambling to yeah as much as I know I was no. I knew the difference between that, but the alternate shot say someone fit if hank finished the whole it because doesn't
Ironically hair. I do like all I care and I can very well just because many laws like I did. I actually, I actually wouldn't care because we lost a zero rate out for my firefox is good data. We are certainly care when I say that I don't care we are going to make it my mission that we always say we're doing. One rule explained the rules of play different way. Just me
People are also. I that's funny because I like to watch a video and have us explain that we're playing one way
and play devoid, which we consistently played the entire time right, and they thought this video
I cannot watch this shot before god
that gives it's a big impossible to make a gaunt video with with you not fucking up rules
like every find something along with
I think that this is what coffins do.
When there's no? U s open where they can call on rules, because some guidance ties shoes in a bunker, dade go to youtube golf videos and they deputize themselves, like police officers.
Like you, I know. Actually, this is all fucked up. I'm gone the cops I have of it
you're coming out next week. I had to pick up on a par three. Could I couldn't get out on a bunker congress? I googled like what do I right out of my score before people come off infinity, so I think an eight you shot in
and he usually have all the time applying for all time, worst score ever on a par three, I dunno first round of golf at about three fifteen fifteen yeah. So that's my firefox that script rules, but don't care yeah. My fire fest, is that you care honestly
Don't listen to anyone! One know but like I do, you know, for the rules still agreement,
well I'll videos. No, no! No! No! We did you hear what I said.
we're gonna hopelessly screw up the rules. I just to make everyone even actual mahmoud, take three practice: shots in a box.
I'm going to actually practice. I saw this one guy shooting the other day where he basically like pick it like. He picks up. The ball like it's like Kurt irish curling, yeah, be like holds it on his ah golf club and then like launches it
do that. I like idle so mad you're what we should put in nets. I always like to do that. You can push the ball. I looked up. The rule, who cares almost are doing that is like when I'm like, like twenty feet out just grab a nice work in san wedging, just like hold it in
maybe even walk into the whole duncan it we should put in a rule where you can you can kick your shot like you can set up your neck shot. If you like in the woods, you can get a one legged swing and then you can try to kick. The baltic
if they do, then that's your next year, we should have one one throat, one: throw per holt yeah. Why not that'd be great video yeah, we're it just? Oh man, okay, ah great show everyone who has the oh. You have a full, so passionate.
I definitely do not have a soul badgering that that's gonna hurt, but that's a fact say with meat people Paul correct and we have to have also say with the there's, only one person who has the pot the possibility of us all that back to I
It is also about nurse right now. There's two. I have one now know that, but I partially could have could have through. I, though I have one or not, is like a thin out each year.
Well, you have one, but you also have the rest of it surrounding it, at least so, yes, you do have a soul patch cracked, yet there is hair on
little, it might just not be like only saw patch bonus fire fast. I have real,
that, like me, having a soul patch makes absolutely zero difference, because people just be like
excess of cheese got shitty facial here. Ok, you know what our more more at news at eleven. This is one of those things you had to find your own path.
We told you this three weeks ago we had to find your own path. I've known that I've been facebook for years, but, ironically the sole patches, the one thing tat grows in true: you have
Would you like? I think it might look more ridiculous than you guys, think it'll look but still be,
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was a thousand how'd you get to celebrate the show if finally backfired. I think
how to get rid of this lottery ball machine is broken. What is this, what were you know? You never gave me money.
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oh, my god, you gregor, I can't wait. I hope- and I see you in your where and when I can't fucking way. Congratulations,
it's getting one laudable that, while is all
what we are all aware that less calculate the probability of getting it wants in how many times about was the first time for never. Sixty abalone fixes the only number
as an irish waves at it, that's a nine begat.
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hank was lying. I now and I know it's brutal gmos-
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What are your bus? Oh, my god, I read for illicit for people who are just listening. They'd, probably
to be broken. Can we in the show thought it was number nine? There were no airwaves for like three seconds. Oh man, socks, good job
I'm so happy for you how you to celebrate you fucking piece of shit congress did that
Why this is actually tonight even wavin crazier, it's it's known on yourself that year, this happy
yeah. It's actually sign that others. I know a little about what that bears. The show I love going out. Yet we know that the fucking people
coming after me, every few seconds whispering numbers my ear, yelling numbers of me driving test
in the street and yelling numbers coming to me in the grocery stores
Craig it ever gonna like I have.
happier was the show I'm so. Oddly enough, though, that anymore, I think it's sad how much a sobering this year,
It's a number, I assure you. I should guide this three years ago, yeah or elsewhere-
It's just graduating when you're twenty to everyone's. Oh, my god. I can't believe that cause and algebra horse me into getting it like you could have
you just. Let me I think,
I went on it. That's true, you're welcome. I know
I thank you forever. That was one of the things you've ever done for me. You're welcome and I knew cause you pick seventeen, which I kind of got it, but then I know when someone else took seventeen. I my strategy was pick one of the numbers that has been picked, because the worst case scenario would have been if
all the numbers had gone picked and it would have been one more numbered down. If you hadn't pick seventeen grabbing champagne yeah. It is
no, not drinking champagne, not drinking. So yeah me max,
Meanwhile, those god, oh harry, here's. What do we actually had a moment where we looked at each other like hanks, about to do them
the hake will so congratulations. You ve got it.
We'll keep doing this lottery ball. I think what we should do is I'm going to buy a bigger lottery ball machine for the chicago office, so we can start over afresh on on someone not getting it. So we'll start afresh and maybe you'll be the first one to get that one. This one is set
It is bittersweet, not sweet, know. I know sorry for you, you fucking piece of shit, god, damn it. I'm gonna have a kid yeah! That's right! You went home now, I'm gonna advocate hank.
Serious yeah, anything you wanna say to me. I don't know this is fake. No, it's not! No! It's only told me,
I'm gonna. Be that as it is, you mean I'm going to be a dead. I also
okay, yeah, because very very sick.
Oh Billy already uses yeah, alright congrats hank, it sucks. I. If the celtics win the series now hank is it's it's going to be the summer hank and he's going to just own the the whole summer, but if they lose tonight is a happy show or a sad show for him.
Always doubly suicide. No, I have a fucking. I will, I think I think they uttered no bigger. Why am I know its? Not that? Yes, I do. I lottery ball with so much bigger than celtic fight. Again, it's like going out so patch going so passionate having people yell numbers. Are you the whole time that not having to be
thing is great. I think you just. I think you made a deal with the devil. It's like the cursed monkey paw. You can get a wish and you wish to get the lottery ball correct, but the sacrifice that you have to pay is that your celtics know, I think god has been putting me through the wringer as a Boston sports fan the last couple of years
so far. This has no way of showing me that were on the way back up. I will take
I am actually there's a part of me. That's I warned you get it eventually. I just wish you had gone
five more years or it says, like you know, like you, love the storyline. It's like he would have been one away from the lottery bump machine. Beating me have pivoted in pick seventeen yeah, that's great. That would have been jake,
I would have been shit. My pancakes been staring at me for the last thirty seconds, trying to figure out. If I'm really going to be a dad yeah, I think we're we aren't you're way more concerned about my cancer.
I
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