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Browns HC Kevin Stefanski, Billy’s Jets Project Is Finally Here, Lamar Franchise Tagged + Guys On Chicks

2023-03-07 | 🔗

Lamar Jackson has been franchise tagged and Daniel Jones gets a new deal. Ja Morant won’t even listen to Steven Adams and we have a billion dollar idea (00:00:00-00:18:18). Billy has completed his Jets QB thesis and reveals his findings with a power point presentation (00:18:18-00:39:58). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Jake getting political (00:39:58-00:59:58). Browns Head Coach Kevin Stefanski joins the show to talk about his career, coaching philosophies, trick plays, growing up in Philly and more (00:59:58-01:44:05). We finish with guys on chicks and a very dumb debate (01:44:05-02:01:04).

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Hey pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on apple, podcast, spotify or youtube primary can listen ad free on amazon, music. Today's part of my take we have cleveland browns, head coach kevin's to fancy Our last interview from the indian combine great interview with coach to fancy wig some good ideas that I think browns fans will be seeing in a play book. So we are going to talk about marketing, not exclusive franchise tagged aeronauts. flying out or sorry woody johnson's flying out california to meet with aaron rodgers. We have billy's jets what it what we call it dissertation yeah is your dissertation exactly So it's your senior project, we'll go through that he's got slide, show is given us laminated paper here,
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go out. Mercury is a welcome to part of my take today is Wednesday march a and the large jackson is officially out to be had not exclusive franchise tag. That's interesting, big cat! That's variant! Ryan junior, win horse ride when horse me now. Why would they do that? Because the raven?
actually just released statement essentially being like haste, ravens fans. We fuck this up. where there are saying now, don't don't let the franchise tag, fool you we're still hopeful we can negotiate a long term extent and that in the envelope which are probably go still try to do that protecting themselves in the dynamic social franchise tag, ruin us. No, it means Anyone else can make an offer sheet to Lamar jackson, the raven have the right to match. If the ravens do not want to match that team gets to sign the margin oxen, but then they forfeit their next to first round picks to the rate and threats Now the ravens also could have put the exclusive franchise to correct on more jackson, which would have been, I want to say, six million dollars more yeah, but they're not doing that. So If you're the ravens, gm and neutral We believe that you're going to resign Lamar jackson to a long term deal as chase moves forward. When it make it a non excludes orange, making an exclusive franchised. I think so. I certainly would I can reply.
exclusively. veal leroy that The kansas city chiefs and the buffalo bills will not be pursuing Lamar action as well as the bangles out. That's bangles are on the list as well the church. See words. will also not be pursuing Lamar jackson interesting. So we ve got those locked up. Yeah, oh they cleveland browns also will not be. They were lying. The margin and so that they we just leaves the commanders and that's it yeah, so future commander, Lamar jackson, I refuse Let's after beat me, I wouldn't that be just so poetic if you, if, if shifty, was poem, double prank on us, yes, and was actually leading us. True information. Then saying it was a fake, I am delusional and I'm a very sad, broken man. I'm realizing this as I'm saying it out loud, I'm hoping- and I am so I'm pathetic, I'm hoping for. I am the future. I am a pathetic a future. To I'd. I told him to put that future in hand graciously accepted splitting it up
Oh right, so I when I put it in the sports work? Sometimes it if you ve, I put in five hundred in it said, put in like three fifty cents Fifty four approval, sauna cell pay of teeth fifty one, fifty thyself. by the way the money they end up. The difference p of tea in the exclusive economic zone was bigger than that of twelve million. So out. If the marge accents signs the not exclusive franchise, turkey makes thirty two point: four million as this year. If they had done the x. This attack on him it forty five million dollars. It's a pretty big difference if you're, confident that you can reach a place real, have an extension. Daniel I would imagine the extension would be in the neighborhood of forty five fifty million dollars a year right, so you would probably put that tag on him instead of the lesser amount and then leave the option for him to get the by somebody. Oh yes, you now look there. There are questions about Lamar whether or not, however, get back to that in vp level. He's some injuries and is bought, hurts
well. The ravens do have an f, minus and strength coaching. What about this? What about trading the commanders? A plus strengthen conditioning coach to the ravens for large acts, and yet I am I just a sad sorry. Individual under that deal. You'd have to take the f minor. Yet that's fine! Yet you have take the raven strength and additional cuts. Fine ok, make up without field we have an inland over. That's like bringing sternum tendering, there's a lot of things that could be this breaking moose What about to sign a four year deal worth a hundred, sixty million dollars sources say with thirty five million more an upside. They are finalizing Jim Jones, it is Daniel jones and it was first reported by hoops I'm seeing MIKE guerre follow wrong leroy earlier I broke that shit forty five minutes ago suck my ex after m leroy, my dead dog Billy Roy, that's one, if rubbed it, the counter leroy one atom
after zero yeah yeah, good for dinner jones. I feel like that was what what was it again? Why did you give us the I have been under leroy they're, nearing an agreement on a four year: contract extension upwards of one hundred and fifty million mark bark bark. I am a dog. This is awesome. This is my favorite time of year. He had to just do a quick refresher that the initial tweet that any one tweets about a contract is always just fake money. So what was it hank? What was the listed? One? Is I love when agents text. Shaft awry report no like here here the here's the deal and then they look into it after the initial tweet and it's like. Oh they actually just sign into like a fifty million dollar contracting cut him after half a season rap imports as for your deal worth a hundred, sixty million with thirty five million more in upside, ok could be anything that could be a two year deal fifty million. There was also some some, guilty about the Derek cardio Derek darker had a similar situation to sign a new contract. I think what last year there and then
how much was actually guaranteed? How much was just on paper? Yet don't trust the first reports- because that's their agents that have contacts with chapter with rapid port. They're just trying to get the splash author of like look, how much money I got, I could write a gino signed as well. I dare cardio cosette did happen on Monday, we'd, intolerance, that wasn't, if you're saints, and I guess you like: hey it's better than what we ve been going through but doesn't feel like the ceiling for their car and the saints sciences. maybe a second round loss. Will we definitely got the new era. The Carson whence first stack prescott debate already set up in ready, go for us and that's Daniel jones and terror car now will be tied in because of their they got essentially the same contract right and so, which one would you rather have at this point? I, I guess maybe dangerous his younger, yeah. That would probably be the argument I would say: derek car would do better on the giants, Daniel Jones,
better on, saying actually know the saints which on pay gap, yeah than that it'll be a deal, but then he's like he's like turbo taste, em, hell, yeah, but yeah, so we're we're starting the we're we're inching towards a free agent period We have aaron rodgers, getting courted by the chats. I also did we shouted aaron rodgers- and I said I just wanna, let you know you're gonna new york city need any mutations, I'd be happy to help that just friends looking out for friend that's that those gracious, that's very nice, our small, I dont think you will ever respond but I made the off- it is funny to think that woody johnson, so he's going out there with sala with Nathaniel hat Who is the aaron rodgers whisper over one on whispering, aaron rodgers and in the team president, and we ve spent it would aaron rodgers want to play for woody johnson of Johnson John. Pharmaceutical that family but they're, probably gonna,
Is going to be a little icebreaker, they have to get through right off the bat. Yes tell me what's really in the jab? Yes, yes, that's. Definitely the the question is going to be had eight, so other things see there. More news about John moran like things so he might be under investigation now because of having firearm on the plane also potentially Denver's investigating whether he was legally allowed to have it there we also had a story come out that stephen items had a players only meeting where each John Maria. He basically told the whole team. We have to a parting on the road they ever that democracies are bad road team this year and essentially with singling out john rant. Without Singling him out. that actually speaks poorly. John moran ability to change, because I feel, like I've stephen item sells you not to do something. You should list absolute, I'm terrified of the scariest guys in the world and if he's like, you know, maybe it was an australian occiput been like job that fucking around
and by from new zealand in edna zeal in nigeria, same thing put that John rent. I wish I had known that part when I was saying I was behind yom rant, because the stephen items being like stop fucking around jar speech should be the most where he changed since probably Y got a gun was to protect himself from stephen out. Yet, although that that thing, gonna stop to even now to have a job. What would he had? Twelve, that ain't. He is old. Its act like a proper, yea player, but leave Piece of how am I gonna do with might seek other birds and trailers at the tv bought. leave again gun at home. I nailed it yeah close interview with steam atoms. I I feel bad because we absolutely drop the ball in our job. Aurette analysis rock bottom last show We do not anticipate the very obvious. Take that skip Bayliss was going to have a clear answer to this skip bayliss. He scots this at length skipper.
This problem with John red video was, he was out celebrating after loss, if you're gonna bring lasting a strip club or a flat, plashing strip club gun, you should do it. Maybe after you beat the clippers, the not after you give up a hundred thirty five points to the clippers. That's in a road lost a fair point skip again. I take times. It is refreshing to me knowing that, as much as we like to think that we can inside skip aliases head he's, always three and all easily easily yes, so that with that that- and I actually I kind of agree with him- you and the gun was wages. If it's economically small, it should be a celebration gun. Nada despair gone right, although does your gun. Maybe I should before the despair gun was like civil war, musket yeah yeah, I mean like like looking this
I am bringing a musket like a musket and a strip club doesn't fit now. It's like I'm so sad. I need my musket yeah that that that'd be that'd be way. Funnier yeah. I always love lover. Wind up, police agencies and departments. They release pictures of guns at them. Confiscated and they always look like they're from the year. Nineteen, twelve, yes and then people pile on, and it's like get this eh I'll, be having that gun. Out of my face yeah, I mean it's the job. Ran. I dont know the next feel like he's, going to suspend it right, I guess he has will know he saw you choose these are some he's taking some time away to deal with his gun addiction. And then, though, probably figure out what, now the real issue is local authorities in colorado actually investigating it, so if he gets can It did r r indicted for a gun crime, though probably piece of that comes outcomes, the silver hates this, the other way silver- wants to be the cool guy. Wants me, the cool substitute teacher. He wants to be the course Dad like hey, I'm your friend, you can tell me anything so whenever you
to actually be the heavy he actually he cannot stand we'll mellow their clip resurface from million dollars or the game and bring mellow, and he said that when he was coming to the league. It started at a meeting with a mosaic. We know who you're hanging out with. We know what they're doing like we're watching you, and if you don't you, I guess, you gotta be a problem just like, but he was like. I had no idea. He basically like told me people I was with, and what they're doing and like I had two interests. I had the like cars and he was again made sense we are investing millions and millions of dollars and someone you are doing, but that's where it there's private difference between. Oh yeah avatar number wild reef, everyone the end now: absolutely true. It was like partner, with every which is fine like, I understand we're in a lot better. Where empowerment age, but David stern, like That problem makes sense to be okay young guys with. to lose here's what you had to lose. This is what you should do.
Do so you don't lose. You have to have the the overbearing like angry, militant dad and then the crunchy grow lemme yeah. It takes by good, got good cop, bad cop It should be like the you know, the old trope, when, when a parent catches a kid smoking, a cigarette, they make them smoke an entire pack, they should make jam rent drive around only attack, see how that yeah how you like traffic gonna, take brown work, could tell you what we're gonna give you be too stealth bomber and you have to fly from vocational education or you all. You like weaponry job fully honour bro. Let's see, if your, let's see, let's see if you could deal with working l, a traffic will play in the clippers in a sherman yet load up a mark. Eighty two on that wing how? How bad you think Adam silver was dreading, making the call to be honest, tom, hey that triple doubles. Knocking oh yeah.
it's that hot! It is hot in the street right now. He definitely had somebody make that call for yes, stat padding is, is hot in the streets, people arguing it. I did watch an old clip of Brazil, actually send it to me of a Russell westbrook stat. It is so fucking funny he was here. just passing up like five foot bunnies to try yet another assessed, you, like literally going to the rim hard and that at the last second, just drawing kicking it out guy wasn't even ready to take three just hoping that he that last assess yeah. Yeah. We need that that one season where he was just averaging a triple doubles unreal. But in retrospect, Looking back on it like fastened by triple doubles than there was no such thing as a bad, triple double and their rights. It can like give or take a little bit right now, but there are definitely there not all built and I also conor respects in retrospect russell westward being gamma teams, not very good, I'm it get me
yeah, but I'm just going to go out there and do it for myself. Couldn't you also say that playing with poor shooters makes it easier for you to get rebounds yeah, so the worst your teammates are you give them bad passes through. Then you it gave every bounds more got out of the way. Ok sure speakers trip club guys. We because we make fun of them all the time. James harden Corner twenty assist last night yeah he did is James I didn't fully back the pacers that game great teammate james harden in like the one forties and james harden future Houston rocket, which is it feels like the the quiet secret that everyone in the mba circles are talking about, that he just wants go back to Houston, which is very funny because it's like yeah he's philly strip, clubs max and philly are just not cutting it. it's just not it. Ok, you hear me max yeah. There's a lot of season left, we'll see what happens? No, no! No! The clubs you get gotta up your strip club and a little bit you want to attract top line would be so funny. If, if have a team, I mean james harden's on the tail end
his career, but like maybe five years ago, like me, There will be a new shop, what you for you jane even better than that teams should open up their own strip club. Yes, like it and the next march cuban the next young owner, comes into the league. They should set up their own club that's next to the team facility and then you just stop him with the best answers, free out, for all your players, what about to court judge yeah, just a strip club laser tat. Very I would be proof I wouldn't want to go to assure publisher tat. I was that actually is a cop, how do we not have the combat? How did I can't see in tahoe bell together? Yet how do we not have a strip club laser tack, David matters mixed with a whorehouse outta me playing. Laser tag with naked women, Now we're just describing gambles areas how you have had a big it is we ve gone to the deep teeth parts of our brains, are outside of that team, YAP, innocent harp and out. Yet
I'm not even one horny speaking of deep parts of our brain billy? Are you ready? So for anyone who doesn't know what's about to happen, billy has he he the theory that new york, quarterbacks. This was, I think, somewhere in the late part of the season when he was just trying to grasp it anything for Zack wilson to not be one of the biggest boss. All time. He was like, while it's actually the media's fault said: won't you dig it on that Aren't you once you try to find some facts, how the new Media is actually at fault for the jets poor quarterback play, and you have landed on a report that is title jets landing new veteran kubi. How can the knee media, learn from the past and not hamper qb play so you're, actually taking the entire media task. Yeah. Ok are severely Written copy has different. Yeah. I was actors can be my first question the written copies. Haven't you
media ruins jets. Quarterbacks several case study several several difficult case. These are in those pamphlets and I do love how you're just your tabling it by billy billy S, I really ok art. So what's happened to it, because I have some questions and an get take us I saw also of your what watch gun you too. We will have the slides you can follow along, so go subscribed the youtube and not like the video. actually get that our full screen space? Ok, while that would doubt I, if we didn't have a full screen, the text gets a little smaller, appoint. Ok, unless you mean I'm not go fast, but let's go level. We'll will keep it quickly, so next hastily Why do some quarterbacks too, in we're taking look at corvettes back in the past fifteen years, since breakfast Ok is our case ultra. Basically, there is a common pattern of jets. Quarterbacks
playing badly and then once they leave having some sort of success or also some of negative portrayal in the media, ok, so who has had success? you get into that is I'm goin patrick, had one good year through my brain I hope geno isn't the case because I'm like ten year at sars had a comparatively better season. He did. He went to the nfc championship game. Do you think that was a that was the evil new york media that went after Brett farr, Are you and ask them in renewed way, or do you think it was his injury and week eleven that year? Yes, Ok, sanchez isn't outlier, we'll talk in that I sucked elsewhere ass? By also he did decently well, and I think we have multiple out ok viewpoint. We have, though we have same donald. Who has in our guy well not now
I bet oh, no, no, no, no! No! No! He was he was no. He was not awful in a couple of game, but also we're not hearing how terrible he is anymore. That's maybe that's because he's not in the new york media and he also didn't play half the season, but when he did play, ok Ok, I just I'm just saying Are these not better? Ok, he is arguably a little better. Compared to his last game, weak weak eighteen for the panthers room, he was five and fifteen with two interceptions and forty three yards. yet some other games that yet cells. I want you to get everyone. Can maria thriller forty yards in retouching out there we go. We don't know that at the end, aunt, arnold story.
Is that why should we don't know the end of a young? His completion percentage was fifty percent leader has not contracted modern nuclear assistance leaves out your choice, so can we promote in here from casually played the last like six weeks a season? So this is what I think of it. This is my thesis. Next I backs the new york media sunset, sensationalize is quarterbacks. Performances to gain clicks remain competitive in the big media mark. Ok, amplification of negative news in critiques elicits greater responses from the council where's, leads to a lack of confidence in the fan base, ultimately resulting in a destructive impact on the team in the quarterback confidence. Given situation. Ok, it's a real chicken or the egg situation. Do they stuck because the media, or does the media report on them sucking or because breath? I've got hurt that year when there at jets are eaten through when also was aiming to piss. Yes, we don't know that knows that.
Why is new york different than other markets? It is the media capital, the ok, Eleven major sports seems most north america as two national newspapers based out of here new york times, Washington post are called the islanders and the wall street journal and fuck the new york times yeah that article that will maybe do a monday reading on do like why people don't want to diet, podcast, bros. Two major location of cable news networks, this one's most interesting the city lay out is built in a pre automobile era. That's what I'm interested and I were. I wanna know how that impacts agenda quarterbacks. I love it. I love who all live in new jersey right, but they do frequent new york ok, which is a very workable city, got it and they go there for entertainment, okay, so the bar with your. While we do, we can deconstructing, says little gem organised over. That's your instructors, longevity might critique of billy residual recognize you detail. Orientation Williams! for several reasons. The media is always
because there's more members of the media, there is less of an interpersonal relationships between athletes and reporting. I'll, try and there's more reporters which are competing. Different stories. Cause more leaves to this actually sounds correct, more leafs to be flipped over okay, smaller stories to become bigger, headlines yeah, so you can repeatedly see a we can fast forward a little bit. to the let's save as far as slide away before we get to bread for after I stop you for one second yeah. What's the limitation in the study? Oh yeah yeah, we should probably bring that I'll, there's some ethical concerns. With the study of he's monkeys like you, I must know just jets quarterbacks. So going back. I physically? It's a lot of how do you say non numeric data. Are you anecdotal you were you you're looking for? We all got said there are more snakes in new york.
Is that some kyrie shit you're on no? No that's a quote or another, alright er, that's a quote from a no! No! No! No. That's a check on that. One that article that is cited in the thing is that it's not that new york has more snakes in the grass talking about reporters. no, it doesn't have worse snakes in the grass More snake respected are three page section on the rothschilds: that's that's not they're, nice, not their holidays. I reject the blog online george soros tat are really getting out of here. I got out and I wasn't in there at all, Snakes and we'll know, workers were Billy's trotted note. Next. Next click, ok We might gonna mobs gave the others Gaza media like anywhere. You want me to be. I know you do you. Will you told me to go to bed and nothing where'd you get hurt week. Eleven, I think I'd orders egg.
I know there is actually there's a really interesting article about how new york was is a? U c l injury was there were eight and eleven, and then they miss the playoffs they lost to chad, pennington and the dolphins. In the last game of the season I was there, you were while the old metal. Are you one of those snakes of mohammed to present paley get him. I know, there's a really good new yorker article that will let you wrote actually year but go about how new york you see the place to be for athletes. One assigned the money was there, the market was there, but basically the media has become so large and become such a business that it's more advantageous for them too. No really going to operate, so he wrote an entire article that could have just been like yeah now asked can slide into instagram dams from Oklahoma city? Yes, ok! I got it yes, no, but it's actually really interesting the phantom player interface in new york compared to other places, because it's not you know, do not going
helicopter to the suvs suv, so the parking lot parking lot to the hotel there. more of ugly possibility for layers of whose it be in a while. The whole city in interface with fan, but they got. They live in new jersey right, but they come to new york. I would that there's more interface- and Every other city verses new york so the like giving there's more interface and green bay wisconsin with the the packers no way less. I would agree entire, like at the grocery store in it in a town of a hundred thousand people. Okay, you there. There are a couple of weeks the problem here keep patrick homes definitely gets scene and in in the city more than people see the court of age is big. Will these are various theory? Ok, I gotta karadzic small work with the closure of how you get from practice to new york city yeah you get into helicopter, did you car? I would say that all bets guys living men, hat
know a lot of them do live in new york. I think, if you take the you, take the car out of them. You take the car to the helicopter, I don't think a lot of india. I mean like you. Lived in Hoboken his entire career. Ok, basically, let's go back to bed far so that is the agar whenever we have trouble his breath far, but so bread farm with this reason before he was injured before anything he was based. The accused him of giving up secrets to detroit lines. Coaches, conversation with detroit lines coach. This became a huge story. never was big. I was early in the season early and sees itself was italian public building volleyball facility for his daughter at some now now, but at that point he had was not really do anything wrong, but this random buzz probably was a distraction, and if it wasn't, it became into the minds of fans. Okay, so are the media dictates what fans kind of think, no matter what? Even if a gore backs try
stay away from it. So, but he play well after that right, but not say, wasn't distraction. What week was it is weak more than when he had six tough johnson. Yet he had six hour sounded out we'll let the next year he almost broke the record yeah it the week that here The media criticism right, but the, but that was followed the week after he dealt with media, criticise but basically bread. Was polite. Wait, wait. We had an era where softer brett far. What kind of leo we cannot place. Was he giving up to the detroit lines where he was then throwing six touchdowns against them? you gonna? Throw down touch I get so if you don't have a government knows the cardinals. totally unrelated thing. They are saying that the weren't playing Detroit detroit was playing the jets, but there claiming that gonna giving secrets story came out before the cardinals him yes and then he threw successions, but then he struggled the game after god, like it just a new era of error,
I would gino smith was accused that cheesy recruit into new york. Basically, did you see a lot of drought and comes out yet rafts retook? They told him that you're playing right. It was a judge Can you be so myth jays, you did not recruitment. There's. Also a list of new york posts calls, which I use a sort of what to do Far from as I a like to test the the temperature what's going on and got it gotta. Ok! So then just look really shit talking gino smith, daily crucify, em for all you ve done his job rogan plows before us is before the job. Written thing was he was already crete, use already precursor fine, and then sam donald motto seeing ghosts round. Town and he's been incredible sense, right and one think Zack Wilson not the only player in the end who had a hot mom, but they may his hot mom, a bigger story,
now, who are some other examples of players, have arms or hot system for my research. So what what I? I guess my question How did you like you so well, Ok, so the giants is indifferent situate, because they the same amount of their, the same out of shortcomings, but eli manning was there for a longer period of time, re little himself right but he was still german town by the other not really aegis, was old. Like could play anymore. It's a different situation because he was from a pre social media era. So this is because that I would like to know the difference between a proper part giants. Media and the judge because you live, I feel like Eli one of these, beloved yeah, work athletes and await your billing about this one. Difference between the yankees media. Oh and the jets media. yankees. You want a long time yet over did you have twenty seven yeah does those rings?
a real ring like last year. I mean all these are like the last twelve years. Okra fifteen Is there a jailer had a lot of media scrutiny? Is it york media. Is that why the yankees sunflowers, because the new york media could be it might be also annex owe them We could this year, but I also sight there's a there's actually like a redundant the powerpoint. We could just cut this whole thing if we want to totally fine with that I'll just post a blog, I mean you, you, I think you the one, point that I agree with. Is You found it that I think, is a good like premises I'm off of is the here that there are so many writers competing for clicks and The writers dont have relationships with the players, dad Thank you now. Cause that actually makes perfect sense. Words like yeah, I think I, when I was perusing your your your dissertation. You pointed out like
a headline that said your jets win. Gino smith struggles like that that day, writers have to find a way to get people to read their there The Kosovo can just be like jets when you know mean That was a good point. Some, given you appoint appreciate, yeah basely. Why one gets the like thing and what we should be paying attention alec when looking for a new car, back to bring into new york who could actually deal with all that likes. For example, a guy aaron rodgers will actually Yeah cause he's already in the flame, yeah Jimmy Jimmy Garoppolo would be more likely to bring be a lightning rod to attention. If he's like, you know bring his, you know porn star outcome, being a distraction like cause he's on record, doing things that would be tabloid worthy Lamar jackson also be a perfect pick because he's been totally non controversial, except for probably one tweet and like being in a codec black yeah yeah, like what what tweet was it from Lamar I why the bloody pregnant misinformed,
rotation, Rebecca. I didn't know that when we are told the guidelines, dick right, yeah yeah the truck trump renown action. That's great you! Why did buddy pregnant? I laughed like once a month yeah, but yet so, all right, so this makes sense. Billy. You found a way to make sense. I think years case studies, make no sense, no offense, but I think you're. The. The conclusion makes a lot of sense that there are guys that are made for york. Media in the march. Acts in Iraq is being of those guys like dare car, would not work I regret your sensitive, your eyes locks everybody on twitter, Yang luxuriant be able to lead his excuses, wouldn't suffice in europe. The thing is air rogers just doesn't care right he's when he is willing to talk with them. Yeah. No, I agree. neither need. Someone is totally
you know non in the news in doesn't want to like really say nothing where, where someone who's literally just like, has fun doing right and then she says it's all fake mainstreaming. right. Only one works, so the gestured actually listened billy they should in this case, has like, I think, you I think you in a gallop brain way you wrote a fifteen page, for that makes no sense for your conclusion makes perfect sense. Jack, which is actually really automatic. You stuck the landing yeah, you stuck the landing. We got there I tend to agree with big cat on this billy idea. I think that there's probably some scientific merit. The fact that you, get more clicks on a website if you're writing a negative story, corrupt or salacious story, and in it. through media market like new york, reporters are less concerned with having those relationships with players. concerned about the competition against other writers and allows it
But this way, if you, if you have a person in new york whose buddy buddy we zack, wilson and rights. A glowing pieces about him. How do you think those are gonna do yeah? Is that second, I get more clicks- are less clicks than a story how he might have fucked his friends, hot mom, Jackie all right, also look roundly. I bet you tons of quarterbacks leagues in in effect, have arms factor for in tat, mom yeah hundred percent ten billion- job. I'm actually very proud of. You know what they're, actually again of the actual, like bones of it, makes no sense. But Billy, aren't you remember the new york media? Yes, that's why I was trying to do the opposite last season, but then I couldn't write because maybe like high expectations for players. Could could that also contributing factor understand without when you say I, like their ceiling, is Patrick ma homes, downloads. could set them up. Thou at all. Be funny. If Zach wasn't came out was like you know, the only meet
consumers part my take, and I thought I was crushed in it Yeah I listen to them every single monday ones. It fraud in there there were saying that I was. I don't even needed you practice, but I've gotta happened Maybe you ruin the jets billy. I tried now Yeah, that's the all other part of this is like maybe the gesture socket drafting yet cause like you could make the same argument for the bears, the commanders and be like it's the media fault. No, it's actually the organization is a failure. It's easier to drive around chicago, though, right. Yes, we can, I still don't. We walked me back to the new york city being developed prophetic than those guys. The bears players living lake forced they don't even live downtown like same as the jets players. Don't live in That's one thing like aaron rodgers deftly get seen by more people in green bay. Wisconsin also what's in there is- that is more of a paparazzi atmosphere in new york for celebrities. So you end up having players who, on a night out my
ryan up up announcing? That's that's why they lost agents random than everyone has ever never never never the rams in the chargers never yeah exactly. but you haven't been, thereby they haven't been their long enough. Yet for this to impact by this same thread that we're pulling couldn't you say the green bay packers, the media? Green bay is the reason why they ve been so good. Not their quarterbacks. They just at every writers up there that mandarin lay the media makes teams good or bad. Yeah? Our job is more important than the players hundreds thank you for yeah. I agree that I could job william. give you a. Three points? Seven. Balls. Hmm, I think that's oversee yeah, three point: seven out of five boss, let me give you an f, plus, plus plus plus plus plus, that means b minus sweet hancock. Would you like to give him a grade
now that we have passed, what does the incomplete you getting actually hyena pass, you know the name of this whole presentation could be called pass fail. Why new york jets quarterback suck? Well, I'm going to give the franchise in the whole town in general of new york and f. hold down. I mean you mentioned. They have eleven teams and I didn't hear any mention of what about barbecue best barbicane the world through an whiskey and resources. Ok, sure do huts equal throne, then we'll get caverns of anti hank yeah would you like to start with huts equal, throw good job billy. I three seven out of five balls like
No, I see it, you did a lot of work and it's a lot of work that you did that I'm I'm applauding. I try to do something that was kind of impossible yeah. He did yeah but hey. They thought that the guy that flew an airplane for the first time was crazy. Yeah. It's actually the end of the lesson that you learned. You should actually throw out like cause. This show is built on saying things having nothing to back them up is what you say. we did and then you try to lock up and it wasn't there so we ve gotta remember to never back up anything yet if you just say it with enough conviction- that's worth a million reports, a million studies Also, I I screwed up by it was Jeff neil, not Jeff Louis. Yeah, nigeria is afflicting our guy member that show for the: u s. She that show ruled you just you it's a gay guy who just get in fights with his housekeeper every morning then go make million dollar houses. I did not watch that show that sounds electorates fucking. I think the big takeaway from Billy's report is it's bad.
To sound correct than it is to be correct, correct went which did it with a sound correct when it is out of amerika joy, you slow down there yet was correct. Ok, I just think of any around you. had come to new york, the circus around it would be awesome to watch their weight it'd be great if he actually did bring a circus to town yeah. Here's my elf, ok, hank particles my hot seat kennedy pizarro world. We got. We are billy over here, too, work worksite. It is right and a detailed report on and on the Flip side. We have our darling jake spark, the internet and firing? I had myself on a hot for the. Would you do jake? I finish. What you do he's just sending out a crazy slanted political takes on twitter? Why really so? I wrote a blog on the sale, it's insane yeah! It's like gone viral. What happened the title of the blog? Is
I didn't stick to sports for this three way. There are even read the tweet everything tat we really, since reasoning is it not a bullet? It's not. The blog is not about Article call this was an elite segment within elite name, baraka, ecology, with a picture of filling out his bracket. All you got real political. Have you got real and there's a lot of people being sarcastic in their replies, hate being one of them, but some people like there's fighting with each other like actual oh yeah wow. So so I remember that segment. It was him in an italian cats rare in the office, and he did. a thirty minute break my problem his bracket. If I remember correctly, smothered fucker took all the chalk I call on you to give read it a chocolate yeah yeah he had like yeah, I think, is only upset. Was he had nova advancing sweet sixteen right? over someone I get every year. But yes, it was mostly top seeds, advancing poor like how easily
spinning his time, killing bin laden again and said making. We were we really missed out, like trunk, never filling out a bracken. He should have a. He should have released the perfect right now there are laws is number bought into this. I would think it's eagerly hasn't it in the universe, the eighth aid seed, while there would have to have a name yet, but the segment itself got so like it was not a political science. Political. but some people are mad yeah. This guy said I'm just trying to enjoy sunny tuesday morning and now have to think about innocent people killed by drugs or on the world. Yeah. You guys out your toy. You did that take a jerk while cool when you go to a great way to go Everyone says on the fatal for libya, twenty twenty three, I would say, you're, definitely at the forefront. How often do you separate! Metalogy I left this listen applaud to jake effect of the call back few weeks ago for those who miss that but are
watch it on youtube today year why it's cool segment, Another guidelines bracket- whites, at the last minute segment. At the end of the day, you think, like you know, like like we talk about a level bombers brac, I don't want you think, I'm just like scroll through it like the embedded in the blog. Was your fair report What's left, I long waiting more bore. What must be clear you and sees gonna great front court. Yeah like it was a cool segment like not us to it. I expected conflict that the I never. I don't think I ever watch one cause, I'm I'm thinking about it, and I I mean I saw pictures buzz. I don't even know who I am pretty sure that that george bush there too, one year when he was in office, twenty ready log body. I want a jigsaw, talk about that. Her heart makes you think you're cool drowning
ah by cool thrown. That would be in the hot seat of this. We were doing the six years ago, but I don't want to get in trouble but, sir, jeanne yeah? I had her. Also he's dead now, but I mean she's dying ass one old people? Do they die the griffin door which herself is back and they lost so there are limited already over the present at the eight ten first round her, so she felt logically, Physically present, she lost her touch, the minute is like how old is she now and she was now ninety nine one of the three extra known and she's german. She just wrote a book over a hundred is run up. Someone wrote a book. You should write a book if your hundred anything over ninety is run up the score. It's like our enough. Already. This from the a
at age one hundred and three sister Jeanne awakes daily at five. Am she sits up quickly to avoid going to sleep again? I've got too much to do. Yeah. That's great! That's like the funny thing is sister jean is probably by most metrics healthier than I yes, searcher she's got A much much better aspirin reality how to go about your day than I do like city waking up. still would weaken our and then going back to sleep immediately? Thereafter is the best way to start your day? I still would you put that on the box? That's fine! I'm going to tweet. That still would she is which up it's yeah? I was gonna talk about sister, jean as well, but yes for my hot just- do the entire nb a yell because yeah I had this is why because brontes better brontes, better that shit load that shit
lightweight hilarious, yeah and so I'm just gonna start using lightweight in terms Loki. What did he say? Is that look dad Lebron James is watching. The NBA does is hurt because he's here and he's not blank right now, as men, I definitely better than some of these cats have been watching league pass today. Shit wait hilarious for crying emotion. I mean the roger, gives us no basketball. I just I love you, don't have a dog in this fight know it has not been on. I I I tend to agree with Lebron James, shit is lightweight hilarious, Imagine brawny in the nba right. I do want to see an in lebanon. Definitely acting as his sons, marketing team, which I understand your dad your biggest promoter, and he's trying to get lebron James, junior or brawny drafted as opposed to get well. in a way can you look at this me like. It wants want again education household the differently of our ball. That's a fair question,
what is good basketball? That's what that's the biggest thing that jumped out around one is really look, I argue not play. I'm saying, laval, balls, the one! That's really get a basketball. He said that he could be anybody, including my word, is going on and more open. He played for the jets practice. What exactly ok, neverland never lost everything, but that's going to washington state and make it because the new york media that yet cigarettes in then my hot seat is also going to be the nba his scott fosters on his bullshit again also performers. Foster. Last night he Tita scottie, Barnes we'd, like twenty said, left in the game. Yeah tell him up there. had a chased him down and talk to him on the way out donna Scottie said he was surprised all this teammates Surprise, the rest, the rest of the referee were surprised that scott foster team up threw out of the game. I I know that.
a lot of people like hey, listen, nobody goes! The games to watch got foster. I do watch games to watch got fast, it's funny when he, when he's deepen his bag and pour out as a game. This was awesome. I love scott fought. It's good for this way good to have one scott foster in the least you don't wanna have like a bunch of rafts than copycats got, fosters but having this one while guard as a fan of care, us, I love rooting for scott foster. He is arguable. The greatest ever. Do it in terms of having a thin skinned as being really shea referee. The he is very much himself he's one of one and you have to appreciate It is in that moment it's good. Unlike what awaits us, when it Joe and an l correira. At the same time. That's too much yeah, but I like having one guy that really saw this, as you guys are all here for me that we can watch him and be like go scott, go yeah and so Scott was he was in rare form. Last night, I agree with the shut out shut out scott foster. I hope you continue this through the poses. Yes, I'd agree with
it's alright, my hot seat is a front of the program. Recurring guests hope you have him back on for m b, a playoffs jj Redick he's he in and a perkins like got actually have settled each other on first. Take I we got have gigi backhanders remind him that, like first take the don't have take it seriously cause he he got upset, and they're they're, arguing about envy peas. I think kindred perkins. Who did so? Maybe the envy p voters being biased towards white guys? and then it devolved into like an argument that even stephen a smith looked uncomfortable, which is hard to do. Yeah So I also have a take the ps this way overrated, besides The team like if your, if your play wins the envy. That's awesome, like in terms of a league wide discussion. I just don't care who wins the empty p.
I don't care who wins the title. You know how you can tell who's gonna be second place and in the end, voting the guy fans are chanting, Mvp right when they're at the foul right. That should actually be the qualification like if you're that guy, then your problem, at the envy p, because your face are trying really hard to push right. The edge and their mad about it, also judge does need to remind himself. Sometimes at first take is the opposite of news yeah and is the opposite of being informed, things we gotta just get him again back on track. J. It's better to sound correct than it is to be correct. You didn't get. Thank you fucking. Yeah yeah. Now I just like we think about it get it. He knew remember every m BP. If Europe, if ever player you route for wines and BP, that's awesome, but everyone, rather when a title than envy p. been so much time talking about mvps what hank means
or it is a big award, but at the end of the day, like you, is it the most memorable thing that, like we spend so much time talking about envy peace and it and then, like you, who's the mvp in the nfl four years ago. I'm gonna, guess patrick homes, price boy whose everybody in the nba for years, delhi it's my commercial! That was maybe honest. I think that was janis. Remember yeah janis went back so I I disagree. I do remember. I disagree that it's overrated, I think the mvp. The Mvp is like a very see just, but we, Often, do it's followed up with the with the comment that its regular seasonal What awards aren't overrated. The title: share with them on winning the award of purple heart the purple heart is not overrated Yes, the city, not overrated, peter party, slits litter, uniting the keys city. I literally advocated toledo, but you can get anything
open every day, walk up, and I say this is the key to the city, open your fucking door and they opened the door aren't so maybe everywhere the item plato, he I correct correcting my own take. Maybe envy peace are overrated, but discussion about them is overrated. As I feel like we spend shit a lot of talking about envy p, that a most people like at the end of the day, then the plow starts yet this is what we're playing yet yeah. That's so for the record. It's when were discussing leubronn restored and let's throughout Jordan's, envy peace, ok, and he still six and on the final as one of our how many when other files, three and thirteen Exactly rest our case. for an hour, not three to have their in three and a half in fourteen is really one. It is a hum I billy My first hotline also, if he's playing twenty three, the most important games of his career. You count all those losses, fortunately, the absolute first.
seat, is my tongue for billy styled she's stakes this through stay at others. Most old cheese stake, carts around new york city and, taken I will be at a random one at eleven, a m eastern time fine, fine billion jake yeah. Where's walls, urban up Jesus like people you're, wiser tongue or not announce a year. You try, I can make out with them. I need a hot seat. a one style, yeah dial yoni when Billy salazar, exact, ok, yeah hearts. Are you sure you sign up for the eleven a m? at eleven a m on thursday sign up there's a bunch around the city. If you see them, take a picture, tweet them at us and will be retreating them, and I quote running toward all that shit really works. You shreds, I've had taken to toward all shots in the past week. Is that how you got the report done now. I was I had hives broker clarify
works with your back. Its we are blurred Ok to say we were all on asking vaccinium harass max Billy's modest, please what a fact we see them as soon as an old showing that show the camera having taken with hans. Then you gonna show the camera. So we know what to blur show the camera max zoom in so we know what to blend. Laundromat did a low water setting in detergent was too high, whatever whatever you're thinking or that are actually got that shot everybody at home or the required billy does not have monkey pox stop putting it in the news that has more keep it wasn't a monkey right there never was a monkey not on I oughta. Now one monkey had, but toward only act, she's insane how much weight to that's unrelated to the fleas. I thought
it was the fleas, but turns out during the hoboken water needle rake weight. So why doesn't work at a flea factory? Knowing he didn't have pleased that we have been doing all that I took a rumour has been leaving that he's been reported morning with his suitcase is actually been in. His power to park is actually been working hard. Lately you got, he actually works for us. Why here where's gyre foreign. He works for us. No, I pray. I was just every five fast, but Yes, so anyway, there's a warming break. They my laundromat did a low water cycle, so they like use the same out a detergent with less water, and I guess I'm allergic to high concentrations of whatever that used. And so then I be like sleep in my bed. Thinking I'd fleas by issues like getting birds by my bed. You ve, always been a low concentration guy, inevitably lead for that. I don't want to deal with. I feel bad for them, because they had no water, they struggle with load management they had no water that day so like out now sought their fault. It's out, piazzi jeez fault.
We all know they brad waterman, vs, ok, doyle actually as embodied same yeah as I like it. You my face off and then I thought all elwin way. I mean uh yeah, you didn't have to take torn, ought to know that the minutes, every nfl players, like it's the best feeling. But how are you? How are you How many of us have liked on toward all before? I actually dont think that its monkey sacks sick round. I think it's corti steps. Ok, I guess you're hot sequel drawn on my heart seats retirement there was, report, the Tom Brady would be out again and mostly coming to dolphins. However, three hours ago, Tom Brady anyone who thinks I've time to come back to the nfl has never adopted a two month old kitten for their dog o slashed on the instead of career. Did you also? This was rich eyes had like his five rumours. He heard in india, and one of whom was it fill rivers was also reaching out to teams last year, so it can. We can,
back on. I like that it bummed me out when I saw that that no team wanted him, I'm sure they just couldn't fordham yeah, probably not probably not. A lot of daycare Lotta kids! Ah wait Tom Brady, not I got unwritten, but what does that mean when he says no one has ever come back to work? getting their daughter to muddled kitten. What does that have? I guess that means a lot of work schedules more filled. Now yeah, but as it did so, I had it shifts in. Your house leaves a lot to do practice broadcasts right tom, its could its concern at you live here. He can't come back here my call throne, is women and new pussy, Michael throwers, bob casas. He received a lot of heat for his broadcasts. Work over them will be play offs and he admitted in an interview but it was off his game. Oh shit, pink. I now it's a date or lost these same approach, but I wasn't knowing it didn't, have the same flown rhythm to it. There were few awkward moments.
Accountability right or at the new house, more accountability than you'd ever hold on him. Yeah. That's a fact: Yeah, like you still want, say bob Castest sucked after Abbagliato says he sought the are exactly so. I put my point jaeger. This, you know who else was in the news recently another broadcaster trying to make his way back, big time tom random button, Tom Bruno yeah he's he's trying to come back. Where do you stand on Thom brenneman, coming back ooh jake answer carefully. Gotta have a take on this. You have a lot of listeners in san Francisco. There's this I hope, so Is it about a city? What ok, no glad there? saying that everyone's deserves a second second chance. Ok, you almost had check in Chad chan, through your joy in here for this passenger. Ah, I guess it depends on the
ok, this is, I don't know so, for the cardinals the very hard someone, ok, as I say yet, in chip carry yeah yeah other say fuck it alcove bring back. He's he's done like hey, it's also like don't even make an announcement about it. Well, let's just have him just be announcing like the panthers vs cardinals next year, or I mean three o'clock and will be like alright cool? If Iraq is the reds of cincinnati all got together like hey, let's just agree to not publicize the fact that slipping back. He could keep that a pretty good secret. I think right how many people are tuning in outer market to watch redskins going to come to the phillies? Why? laughs. Oh yeah, that's true! Oh, that would be great. He should just follow wherever he goes. Yeah and there's a deep drive. The guy's butt hole I see where I stand on just slip back in Jake non answer. Run, deserves second chance. Hitler always gotta, see that
he's made those strides in the people that he's hurt. What do you need to see? Does he have to just fuck a guy, is this. Would that make you happy jake either? Yes, to take the to comment here successfully jake in a very negative coroner. Ok, let's get you are interview with Kevin's to fancy head coach, the cleveland browns is brought to bear and at omega accounting solutions. Attentions while business owners You may be eligible to receive up to twenty six thousand dollars per employee through the employee retention credit. Your honourable business owner who continue to pay taxes employ staff during the pandemic. Well, you can recover the peril. Taxes, you overpaid as a refund of up to twenty six thousand dollars per employee. Okay, Accounting solutions helps get back the money you deserve through the cares act all takes a quick, easy and free time consultation is determined if you qualify? Oh, maybe
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First saints was a battle of who can be the dumber piece of shit out. Somehow, Dennis Allen came to his senses before to fancy thoughts, fair, I mean when you lose everything, fair game, so fair I'd agree with our to lose his neck game. Juno do you remember how that played out now I was the great hope where I think everybody those watching was screaming at the tv, no matter who you route for run the damsel yeah, Why don't you run the damn ball It was hard in that game to run the damn ball there. They knew that was very hard to pass their brains, safety's very close to that line of scrimmage, so you're thinking the winds died down. We get the wind with us. Let's try. This obviously didn't work, so then you were backwards. You're like okay. What could we have done differently and yes running? The ball in some situations would have helped in that game yeah. So it must be difficult, like you are minutes, You have these two unbelievable running backs, but do you ever find it football dummies, we are fans and our core.
And the one complaint everything can always have as I want to run the ball more, so is it and difficult? Sometimes we are you ever like on asylum, like they probably run the ball, run the ball like he cake, madam, if I run the ball now, I think for were unique in how having nick job and having that athens align, I think the fund part for us is run in the ball in the fourth quarter. When you have that lead in and you can go lean on people which not many teams have that luxury, but there certainly high leverage moments down either reds down and go on third down like you're, all thinking about nature, yeah yeah area. Are you open to putting on your place next year, just as our minor met nagy has be you
you should just have run the damn ball. I I hear yeah. That's definitely something that I'll hear it's a refrain of our fans. Often times I'm like score points yeah. I want to write that on on the call sheet that works to any, which way you can read about this for analytics teams that run the ball more when at a higher rate in the nfl than teams that run the ball. Less is the whole causation, but it also true yeah. So you know some. I remember like I said when nature rushes the ball. This many times you win, I'm like we should start the game with twenty four straight nick rushes. Yes, it happens. Yes, we may be down by a couple scores, but you know yeah yeah. He seems like a good guy. I always when I I watch the the mike dubs with Chubb. he doesn't really say anything here. Breathing hard. and then occasional, be like yeah after, like a good play is more toxic than that around you of around people that,
that he knows he's deaf more talk of one is comfortable. Nick is a unique person. I mean he's an he's, a man, a few words and I was top people like he's, not low maidens, he's no maintenance, he shows up, he doesn't wear gloves united canada is always what is weren't supposed to wear out of practice he's in stretch lines like whatever you ask him. Do it just gonna do it, but he is got personality off the field. I just don't think he lets that lets people in various. So you need have you ever given the streets like if we had fifty three neck child? Yes, yes, I get around town. I always get nick shoves, my favorite player, I'm like mine, too yeah exactly agreed I'd. So since we're doing a little analytics, you did go to pen no big deal. Ivy league like with like like the seventh ivy league? That's not illegal asian harsh words harvard yea and other most ivy, but it's
you probably ahead of Cornell. That's it right. There cornell doesn't count yet Dartmouth definitely had a dartmouth yeah. Maybe a dartmouth, everybody always talks about h Y P, harvard yale princeton, yeah, okay, yeah we're summer shortly thereafter. Okay, alright, that's very columbia, says ahead of you, but either way ivy league nonetheless, barely ivy league safety, school of ivy league. Let me throw an analytics question to you: a game situation: okay, it is your down eight points. Ok, you have all three or time else. Three your time out, I sing idle to minimum, but you can also sent you to three time outside theirs, but a minute forty eight seconds left you are on forth and go on the eight yard line you're down eight there. What do you do?
can kick the feel, gone and hope that you get the answer, kick in the foot and mouth retailers, your query active all deep and yes, all three and hope you get the ball back you're going in your closer this happen- and I gave no now gave not many like high profile play off. Games- are no not championship game. No one of such I think when you get low down. I do know this as you get lower down. The reds, like you, gotta, take your shot lot of times now that not every cloud has a belief that you have not. That's really can t any example, but I will say this that that inside when you get low the eight yard line. It is too difficult. There's not a lot of plays that that you'll love to build a hole on the ball. But to your point, if you don't get it now, you can use your three timeouts and maybe get the ball back. So when we are sitting on the couch and like say it's first in earth, say it's third and go from the five and you get a five year penalty. I always liked
more room? Is that right now not because it takes you longer eligible players, it takes them longer to get into the unknown, but its I'll. Tell you what those decisions on its sometimes you like damned. If you damn, she don't write, Ultimately, I try. We try to bet on the players as much as you can trust the guys so do you have? How does that work? For you specifically on southern? Do you have your office coordinator in your ear? Do you have an analytics guy in your ear? We have a. We have a game management coach up in the booth whose it the way we work are it's down decisions. At least we use the red yellow green scale, which can we understand that as a stoplight, yup yup, so will often times like, say, hey, you're, green at at three meaning fourth and three, two or one green all these decisions you make during the week because you look at the game, you look at the match up. You look at the weather and you basically come out and say: ok Points we need a score. Has our match up on defence, those type things because its
and those times when its yellow- that's the true gut, but when that one pretty clear that you should go for basic information. available to you speeds up your press? What about the time out aspect of the games you ever I have always said that, like coaches should play madden in the off season, just to put yourself in those games on regions, honestly, I grew up plan madden. I really believe our generation is maybe a little bit better came management happy because we ve done that, because we know when you're downtown you get hey, I'm going to kick the field goal now and then I'm going to get the onside. I gotta get the seven later and I do think all those games are note silly, but I do think that all helps when it comes to gay marriage. What about, if you're down by fourteen points or what two minutes left in the Fourth quarter, you're going in? You scored down, do For to reconnect point, I think you go for two yachts: adventure ass, something that has not yet been those parties. You have somebody up in the booth, that's helping you with all its decision, so you don't have to make them all in the moment, because
as you guys know, like you, make a decision when it works. You're really smart when it doesn't work, you're, getting text messages that are getting tweets from, because the answer is yes, sweet. I I you said something there about madden that reminded me your speaking as an older guy with your beer? because we are member. We had that revelation. We're like we were the same age as Kevin's fancy. This is unfair. Why are you you. You are young. Looking guy accept your beard, his grey, thank you papa. We don't, but I think you're doing it on purpose, so people are like, oh he's been, forever. That's an yeah, maybe I should so should I diet what the blood for so I tell my kids, it's blonde, it's not great those carrying out a smart. Yet I go grayer or should I I I think it's a good amount of gray you'll want end up like hank, but I think that with with your face,
we, I think our our theory was that you were dying. Your beard, gray, yeah yeah, that woman, because we're saying basically you're way younger than maybe your beard looks like I'll get the reverse. Where I'll say, I'm thirty, eight and people like I'd like when that sucks yeah, four may, when it comes to the beard. It's like. I don't like this. If so, when it is grow out, and then you too, trim it every week or so so, just kind of takes away a day of maintenance. If that makes sense, do you have a schedule in place like you know that you should trim it two days before game day, because I have an unbelievable barbara that I go to. I can give him a plug yeah. Shout him out Sean Gormley, his the irish barber barber and rocky river ohio. He has a pub right next door to the barbershop that he also on so you can have a pint where you're getting your haircut every bleep, all that yeah now that's I mean that sounds like the perfect barbershop you're sitting there and drinking a beer in Heaven. I lie I mean,
sometimes I like to almost close my eyes and just take little fall asleep yeah take a little snooze alright, so your career is fascinating to me. because you were with the vikings for a very long time, and you survived three different head coaches. How like is that you, you never really see that happen where eyes were able to stay in the building, so you must have something to you that as people being like, I believe in him. I wanted to stick around durham outer on the owner to you. I don't know. I do tell me if you sure you know that first change from brad shoulders to leslie Frazier leslie was the defensive coordinators, so he retained a bunch of guys and then code I'm came in he had a lot of defence or coaches. Maybe they have, as many often coaches was very fortunate to interview with him and stick honours his tight and coach. I guess back then there's no secret out, I'm so lucky in that in ice that's a stay in one place for whatever was fifteen years worked with, differ, if, as coordinators, mostly both when you do
if the move like six times yet the type of experience I had so I was the lucky one. There's somebody that's the opposite! That moved six times, I got to say that, yes, so when you started you, I read a story that you met brad shoulders. And you made such an impression on em that he was like I'm gonna higher the sky. To remember that meeting, while I was in so I in turn with the eagle, so I get out of college. I have no idea what to what I want to do so I get into commercial real state, which is where really fastening industry, and very quickly, rising. I dont want to do this. I know I didn't want to do that. So just I love for by playing cards. So the opportune it came to in turn with vehicles, and I went up there in the summer two thousand five. This was the crazy tee o summer. Remember the citizen yeah. So I was up there for that, and yet I don't remember that wasn't one meeting with coach shoulders, but at some point we must have crossed paths and when,
at the job he gave me a call to come, join him yeah, it's incredible and and then you were in minnesota when Brett Farr came to town was, did you were you involved in the recruiting process for brett, not the recruiting process, but I was in the quarterback room that was my first year on the offensive staff was two thousand and nine. Here I am a fly on the wall. It was a brett farr to vars jackson, sage rosenfels, Kevin rodgers was a quarterback coach. I got to sit back there not say a word I just watched at all like Brett was incredible what struck me, which a bunch about him but He had seen so much trouble and it was just like he'd rattle off a look he's like yeah? They did that in whatever your ninety six that we killed the bare sir when they brought that fence verses us, like you just had this, this rolodex memory of things that he had seen through his career, but he he was great to me for a young coach to watch. How was done at a high level was unbelievable. So, ah, along the same lines, you were on the sideline for bounty gate. Yes, it was You at any point like what's goin on here. This is: did there they're trying to kill him? Well, I think back
then an even now they're trying to get every defences trying to hit the quarterback amene bread came out His ankle was black and blue. This big, I think you would have played the superbowl, but you weren't I said there are trying to hit the quarterback. I mean that game what I remember about that is solemnly on the assistant, morocco to wear. My tunnel was, and we went because it was so loud. We went to a wristband for the first time all season, so I'm in charge of put the risk. Together. So I'm on the bus, through the stadium re reading the car, reading. The wristband just make sure it all matches up cause my biggest fear in my life. Is they call a wristband number two, it's a different place, so I was like that entire game. I'm scared to death how many times think we use that responded again zero so all that stress that brought the gray out of my beard well yeah I now that was a stressful game. I also have a theory on that game. Adrian peterson took a picture. I think it was either earlier in that day or the day before eating french fries on a bourbon, street, and then he fumbled twice any.
the same greasy I do. I really do think that matters. Yeah, maybe tell me I'm dumb, but those things matter. We turned the bolivar too many times, but I think we form would go on in want. I think we may be turned over four times it we're here. Or pursue harv and a bunch of that. The crazy game, and then they change the overtime rules. The member, because we didn't touch the ball yeah, they get the ball. They had a big third one conversion that that they got and then they kicked out walk off. yeah, so aids, so other famous vikings moment Will you the one who cute when teddy brought Bridgewater heard his name, but I was coach. The tide ends at the time and went on that play. The titan was coming the formation and my biggest fear was at the titan clipped law eggs heels with terry and luckily watchin tape. It was not contact that was horrible and what it that, what that resonated with maize like teddy is one of the most amazing people like his team, is don't like him. They love him. Yeah adore him.
so to see him in pain and to see how, like just nasty. That injury was like that took a lot out of the team like zoom brought cousin brought the team right inside is like we can't practice. After witnessing that it yeah it'd be impossible yeah, the real tragedy was, we were actually on a plane to come and interview teddy and and zim your members, that ruling area we the actual away for them The three days we were in, like the bowels of your practice, facade there like how a blair walsh that was literally what happened is that no one will look at us. It was it felt like a funeral around there. It was bad. It was bad because heady expectations were high and again just the person that teddy, is you know, that's what made it so hard. You could tell that everyone just loves teddy, and we also do the most shocking thing on that trip as we walked in MIKE Zimmer's car was parked in front and he had like
It was probably nine or ten bags of red men. Conservatives are just like the entire circle, so it was just overflowing with empty bags and red hammer on the side of yeah. I'd. I'd like to go back a little bit further. If we could back to your high school days cause you were, you were a very good football player. It was at St Joseph's Joe's prep, St Joe's prep colleague. Your guys ron, ron and bob length the Babylon again and for what Joe judge so Joe judge was on your team right. Joe, was we're together freshman year than he transferred it, because you beat him out for the starting position. Hell, yes, no, That was a cry, the time. It's amazing that played against each other in it when he was the giants as us with clear that it was amazing that here, together in the same class together but Joe, trance ready at some stuff gonna with his family? and he had to transfer now. Jos, older brother, Jim and I play together. He was, I think, two years or us, but
I noticed that story out there, but I will debunk it. Ok, I'm officially debunk I'd like to continue with my theory that I know you will come out and I'm just going to pretend that you didn't say anywhere so so along those lines. I had this conversation when they ran into you on vacation. We didn't vacation together, but I did run into on vacation d and you're from Philly your your family's eagles fans, you, the nfc, championship game. when the eagles killed. The vikings brain out all the best one a year. Could you could you tell like some of your family members like they? could you tell the rider die people like my cousin he's deftly rodya, even as it actually my friends, especially yeah, within whose against that was a. If you remember It came out a good buddy that was out there came the vikings fan, and he's wherein all vikings here, which I told him not to other city very well, so sure enough. We go down the field and its seven nuffin after the first drive and all hell breaks loose africa with the finest where was, but he was in the bathroom in the third quarter
he's got his waking giovanni says you can feel all the eyeballs autumn it turns around. He says: is it still seven, nothing that broke it up and they didn't kick his ass yeah? That's pretty good! That's good to have somebody like that or add more awareness. I actually. If I were in your position, I would expect my family truthfully. I really would yeah, I think, do you ever hear. Blood is thicker than water, but at the same time like it is, I will say this: you know that a very hard losses? They all are. I am happy for that. My uncle's grown up that season ticket owners like if it's can be you I happy for them that that's fan. So are you? Are you superstitious at all Not really nothing so ok, cause out explained for why you didn't set out the second play off came after you had covered again steelers, because I would say that out of our eu yeah we gave. You worry that by the way are you did, did have you wanna play a game
quickly. Yes, maybe now does account. If I wasn't there, we credit and then a bunch of steelers fans were like t wasn't even on the sidelines. I don't care. I know this that it was the most surreal now happen. next year, but it wasn't a plan for I miss the game, we're playing the raiders at our place, but I can't rob you how weird it was like out of body types where you're watching your football team play in a play off game you're in your base, in your search, your friend was upstairs. It was just the strangest knew she had a quote after that. I love that. You said that it was harder to watch the games than blunderby set on hundred percent. That's how I got it. We not now I get it. I was pacing up and down call she'd in front of me, which I don't know why I'm trying to figure out what their call next and when you that's why you guys were on the side on your comp place? You have Power can make decisions, so it's the nervous. Energy is not there when you're in the moment commonplace,
I was so nervous got up and down just I was in chrome. How did you prefer prepare for that game? Last as a head coach, you're sick? How much Can you actually put into place and how much you trust your guys do. Well, I was available the game plan all week. I ran the meetings you know from my basement. Cause I wasn't sick. I met well I'd cove, but I wasn't ill, but I was running the zoom meetings and then I did tell the coaches. You know my prefer was our acting head coach in that game. I told our van pelt called plays. I'm like dude think about me. Looking over her shoulder, you guys just be fearlessly, did do what I know your capable oda, I did, and so I mean it was incredible season for the browns. I know that you have aspirations take the browns deeper in the place, but that specific season getting to the playoffs like. Were you I stopped at the grocery store and just everywhere like thank you so much coach will I get, but it was all before the season too. I kept tell you how many times I was reminded that the team hadn't been the playoffs since an hour I don't care, I wasn't here for any of the right and suffering I didn't live there.
that didn't I didn't matter to me and then going to the playoffs. You know you want to set your barlow bit higher than just going to the playoffs, but I did I remember going through the airport in cleveland and the If the ts agent comes up and says a thank you for beaten. pittsburgh that was our superbowl yeah, I'm like now. I want the superbowl beyond reach, but there is something about beaten, though still yeah yeah, it's nice, where you were you, the coach of the team when swagger, tragically, Where I dunno is that on my record, to say: I think it is there for mascot swagger passed away, and then they had an open, casket funeral for the dodger and then they brought in yeah. It is actually true. They livestreamed it on the internet. For some reason. Yes, these are the things that we care about his fans that yeah it's sometimes stunning, to like sit next to
somebody that's in charge of the actual team, and we talk about all this dumb shit and they're like I have no idea, no recollection that didn't cross my desk and I'm like why. How could you do this yeah? So all right? So after have two games through that, I want to know what your instant reaction was after will do good and bad good. The case keenum throw against the saints the minneapolis mirror, what how long until you're like wait. That actually just happened. So I'm up in the coaches, booth, pat shurmur, as your france coordinator on the quarterback coach, I'm up there. And my immediate reaction was like. he stepped out abounds because you're, not watching the tv copier you're watching the field and our people jump and army, had Lacombe jump at around and end the whole time did about, did he stepped out, then I've associate. by celebrating. That was totally surreal yom and you don't it. But when you're all the way back there where we were kinda like alright, get in throw hell mary, like okay,
complete this one. The dixie will get out of bounds, will will launch one and in the end zone and sure enough. He just the unfortunate committed tough planet When did you read downside? Oh yeah yeah, I was insane it in the bad. that's game. This year whew after the percentage yeah. Are you like one percent and ninety nine point? Nine. I think it was actually you or they went final. On that score. Bullshit, it's all, so we like our you, just if I, if I were in your shoes, I just be sitting in the locker room like knowing after tea speak to team and just being like wait, what just happened like thousands stomach punch in the same thing, I remember get back to my office and before attracted him, like you mean that it hurts the most about those moments as it's hard to win in the in the nfl heart, and when you have it, you can you can just touch it, and then I know that is going to come back at the end of the season. That was where, to I think, yeah and you're, like man, I know at the end of the year we're gonna want that one back, but you gotta
talk to the team and I think for me I'm so aware of the team is looking at me. How I respond now when I'm proud of the team is we came back on thursday night and one against pittsburgh, the added so they did rebound, but those things they stay with like that will never leave me. Yeah like there is about ten things have happened after nick chubbs, gordon and few things before nick Chubb that that will never be debts, I mean it's, it shows how mature and obviously being like a head coaches about being in those moments ever looking you, because I think If I were in your shoes, I would have just walked out and found the guy who didn't recover the onside like grab them and be like why and then just start crying and going to a puddle yeah. There is a a part of me that wanted to do that? But I just I know even how you walk in the building on monday after loss or when yeah everybody as a football coach, you get so many opportunities to stand in front of your team, and so much of it is messaging in and how you want to go to feel about a game, and even after a wind like you, gotta, sometimes remind them. You know that you haven't figured it all out. So
very aware of of my impact that I have that, sir. So after a bad loss of that, are you when you address the team? Are you doing it to let them see her emotion, are you doing it? try to give them something positive to build on. What's what because you have to like have some sort of plan. You can't just go up in front of me like that, I'm sorry, although I might. Rather how do I mean honestly, you everything I do at least edges and try to be off like about in that I've been around different. coaches or whatever. That may be actual, you know it's not real or- and this is over the course of time you just want to be your socks. I think players see right through that, so when, when stuff, hurts like you, let them see that it hurts and when you excited let them see that now you know in the moment in games. I tried very even keel, just because I feel it you're making decisions every thirty seconds and when I, if start to lose my mind. I dont feeling I can make those decisions for the teams. I try
my emotions under wraps. Is there an art to press like pressuring the officials to get in there early about certain things? You know which guys you can push, which ones you can pull on. They have a tough job this officials could answer? Thank you I tried to me I try to try, be respectful, because I know you have a job to do and then they are human. So, if there's a play that does go your way you do want to. Let them know about that, because there is a chance you get. I know, officials will tell you there's no such thing as a wake up call, but there there so, if you let them know how much you are there's a chance, if there's a fifty fifty ruling may because you were yet no that's fair. What's that, dumbest play you've ever created that either did or didn't work. It happens every week where you get on the board and serpents stuff up like this that margin of smart, too dumb, is so fine and like, for instance, and first bout all fame coach, sir,
or whether unbelievable, like the stuff he does in the red zone, like I can't do that, You know you you have to witness. You have to have a ring before you yeah around the road that india has gone as far as that is required for us when it comes trick plays that's always like that. Fine lie like if this doesn't work boo myself here and there was a game this year plan the bangles on Sunday night or money night Memphis. Yes, I think one when I one is how we Monday night, my owin and we had pass than amari cooper through. and it was a weed annabel net job he pictured to morrow mars run out. We had a receiver run down the boundary amari. There backer sniffed. It out is get ready to morrow mars, try thrown away, and it goes directly to VON bell, like between the two and four like perfect interception. Tom and, unlike
there the boost I wanted to bring myself yeah. I probably should have known we try to give those trick place names, and we called that Michael myers away, like that. Maybe dont name plays after like serial killer that goddamn you let those a lesson: maria do own joam garral, though we didn't beaten, second time this year, not the second time british, but historically, you've you've owned. The small sentence is I is that just like a matchup thing, where you just feel like you match up well against the bengals, I would tell you this. Our division is very, very tough, and yet, I think, great players. I it's really good. Coaches. cincinnati go into. They have c championship game back back years. What mighty doesn't pittsburgh coach harps in baltimore like that as tenacity, cultural, that's, a tough division so that there's no there's no easy game in an artificial ethic comes out of the vision, whether one or two, sometimes three You know you're going to get a good team cause, you're battle tested, yeah speaker the trick plays I'm gonna, let you in on a little secret. I haven't shared this with any other nfl head coaches, but pretty sure, you're going to countless yeah
We fired known no one I've either. So I think I know what the fuck We have often spoken about future wrinkle, can be designed down field lateral. You see the chief steward, occasionally yeah, but we It's executed right when it's taught correctly it can. turn seven you're gay into a forty year again very, very easily, obviously fumble issues that could have diminished haters riskin rule. There is a risk, but if, if you watch how like, for instance, the fijian national rugby team plays, you're so good at getting tackled. Positioning their arms around the tattler, knowing whether guy is offloading that guy it's an explosive play. I feel like to deny said coach that understands had in court. that into football going to revolutionize the unifil. Ok challenges Yeah I saw the hook and lateral spent in the game for a long time. What you're saying is like calcium, the playoffs that led the error, the ability to get the difference, conversion
yeah you you've drawn the defenders, so you bring in three guys that are trying to tackle you. There's a guy on his hip they're, not king, on that guy, at all. If you're able to pitch it to him real quick when rakesh it to the next walker, is he allowed to pitch it yeah, but as the patriots against the raiders yeah, it worked out really. Well, so don't do that. That's not what up dog actually the first offload on that play was good, then don't throw it all the way across the field. After I'll tell you option football, I mean we've seen in the superbowl, I mean cities run the option overtime with what philly did with Jalen hurts core background game. I do there's probably a place in the game for the next evolution. Maybe this is it yet just think about it s about I've, thought about it, then, at night it! So I don't know one for you ready for this fort down fake pont, I'm sorry, fake pont, your plan, you get sit down. You fake pon again, who they don't spectrum to get better pillar typos owing to feel that they don't know what I'd do interesting. They think you're like what the other like we what's going on. We just this just half
they ponting again you probably get than the burnt a time out here. I need at least at bear mental. We keep every seem package on the field. Fake pont boom lie back up fake point again, or you do the punt on third down without buddy ryan's famous formula the outsmart up author. All! Ok, I'm really good ideas, I'm not just on taking mental, its fourth one, here's another good, we're close to getting a ring. If the brown force you weren't, you guys, if we win that when we windsor role youngest rings- oh yeah, yes at ease, I that thank you shall mcveigh made this promise and he didn't he. Whilst on its allies, your beards, we're better guidance, Eric tight, fourth down forth in one year. backs under centre It looks like he's just going to run the clock. I try to get them to jump right, so he does all the hard count all that stuff. Then he it's up from under center and he's a guy. It's not gonna work. Then he goes right back under center and snipe. You snap it to interesting the fake, fake snap. I liked that and you've also seen what you've seen in the shotgun you'll see some teams, but that the quarterback,
Ok, look this I'd like yams up in those sneak somebody and is right to ask as it allows into that, played yes similar to that. Like feigning confusion. Acting like you, don't know what you're doing jenny and actually did something similar with with manzella correct when he was on the ground where he was screaming at manzella. walks over to sideline? They pretend against an argument then he runs down the field. Got s got flag, but it ran perfect, worked parties trick pleasant, tell you it's we caught should hauser castle. yeah, there's no, that I've seen. This is what it like. Why the one thing I loved about bill powers. Every time you got across a fifty, you just do a trick play here: ass, it's like the card, it's the logo. So when you get around the logo, the diff, then the defenses were that too yeah they're trying to protect their shots. Yeah. I, like it a serious question about growing up your dad was: The senior vice president for the nets for a while. So did what were you like around that team with jason kid All those guys are that I was in late high school
ouch when he was doing that. But I, when I drove up the turnpike, went to a bunch of those games, J, kid care, kettles, canyon, Martin, he's been warned keys. Van horn was on the team. They went too far. Two years in a row they went, I think, was l in the spurs tough times at you run into, but it's like you're making excuse for your dad. I am okay, but jason Kidd remote remains one of my favorite players. I mean to watch talk about like changing a franchise when he showed up at the nets back there just change everything, but if so how I mean like it's. Very interesting to see your dad was his high level mba guy and you're an nfl guy head coach like is he a big football fan, you're a big basketball fan or was it yeah? I mean he grew up. He was a basketball player he played in college, so he was good at that. I I was Where did a basque bonnet played a grown up at which he Canada, this thing. I'm doing my thing. I think it's helpful for me to have somebody that has been in the sports business that understands like winds and losses and and gets that part. But it's it's now.
Like I got into football because he was in basketball. Grey, it's is fascinating. You don't see, I mean two very successful in different profession. He also thinks he could be a nfl scout like he. One tells me all the time about players and watch out for this guy, like what do you know about football? Does that get annoying to you? Having not necessarily your dad, but just people coming up to you and telling you hey, here's how you should manage know it's called traitors, free advice, yeah. I had a lot of free advice which some of it's good. I think I gave you some free advice last year at the combine, I think I told you to trade for kirk cousins yeah. We know that was that was on me. My mistake: we've had a long history with her cause, you very nice guy. I love kirk guts kirk out for a few years once in football games with him he's kepler would best when technique yeah speak to that now speak to his quarterback technique, but I'll. Let him speak for himself from the growing tat yet probably too hard on car, because he is he's he's better than I mean everyone always like the bears. You'd be the best. Quarterback bears history. In fact, you want them back
honestly, yes, like that's why I hated it somewhat, because if you look at the stats in what he's done and what he did in DC comparison, thing else, so we ve had since then your cousin my superbowl was having heard causes. Yeah go five hundred course of like a three year span. For me, I was I observed coordinator, for for a really a year and change and an eye you know big, I coach out of it there. So many guys Sean was with some advances with Kirk, so kurtzman with some really culture. So I have to tell I am indebted to yeah I'd say I want to do. I want to get a headline that we can all cleveland. Radio stations can run ah, with the sean this year and you're running attack. Are you gonna? Let it fly organ run the ball. Can we do no one of the other day. I think offensive football. We want to do both. We are about. Let fly around the bananas grid, let fly and then run the bulk of our work in one gaming flippant and that's a little interesting. You can establish the run first,
fell, so you don't have to establish, run the throat. Ok! Well, what about this? How about? If you let that thing fly, and then you run the damsel put that on the caution. Ok, like let what's a prediction, everyone's protection this year. Your protection for the browns Every literally everyone can go and faded gigantic. Yes, that's what you should do when you try to whenever games, where it was a wise it, a fallacy to run two eggs placards been proven that you don't need to have a good run attack would be run in the ball to get the line backers are you using rating that you can't break these from, like our phantom in our brains, like you have to establish that you ve been reading the nerd website there either there's a lot of good data behind it. I mean for honestly gone back to adjust. Our players like were fortunate to have neck with David. Joker ethic is ass, good, a titan as there is a lake so to be able
The balanced, I think, is ultimately the best they can be in and when it comes off its ok, so what's more important, if you could pick one, you have to pick one protect the quarterback or heat up the quarterback ooh I'd, probably heat up the quarterback yeah. That's the right answer. It's a way of you win super. We have myles garrett yeah, that's always gonna, be a big part of what we do yeah I was. I was going to kind of dovetail off that. How important would you say it is to set the tone that some coach speaker that setting the tone, is always good. You get to set the tone on off if your first play the game, as is either highgrove, kick kickoff return to set the tone. If you ever heard the tip of the spear. Yes, yes seems tip of the spear I liked if he had to pick between setting the edge and flying around out there on the events. I think you need to set the edge so that you can fly around out there. Ok frees up last year, so when you got the job in cleveland Did you have a conversation with miles? You're, like hey, don't govern helmet and bash anyone. You know Fortunately, a lot of that was being
figured out when I got there right. I was asked about miles he's a very, very smart purse, these very conscientious, I know he learned from that adheres miles in the sugar we haven't he's. He's one of the more interesting people I've ever yeah really gotta find. Is really good football and he hasn't hit him anybody in the head with a helmet and three year, the enemy, I didn't tell him that though, because that's I don't need a situation where he I'd. Like you didn't tell me, I don't think I needed to tell I told him to retires basketball player yeah, which he took that and isn't playing some of those all star games. Yeah. That's kind of a compliment to him, though, like you watch him play basketball and you're like disguise, just so freakishly athletic, I'm worried he's going to hurt himself something well when he was. There is some video of him playing basketball like in a pickup games playing against guys that look like us, no fence yeah. I wasn't very concerned that he was going to get hurt in that game but miles it's very strange
Think about his from the same species, yet Ashley's physic ay. How plays what he looks like that, the speed She goes away, he bends He was, he might be an alien. Do you ever ask him? Just put a shirt on now came out making everybody look bad or everybody just be you. You know David, a joke or a titan also likes to go out to pregame without it. Whatever gets you ready to play that game, so we have we've been giving you a lot of free advice. We've got some more the elf in the midfield around a cursed, no good know. We've snuffed that game on. We were like that's a bad sign. He lost with brownie game one. I don't think you bring him back, yeah, okay, yeah, what I got it. What else should I bring back to corporate? I that drunk guy that's in the stands, as almost passing out that guy should have a job? Yes, yes, he should be director of morale. Yeah we are fans, are unbelievable, been in the dog pound before I've. I've been in the beauty lot for it. This was like two thousand. Fourteen, I want to say, is johnny means those first year whenever that was I
to a pre game, are a game, I went to the media law tailgate and it was beyond anything that ever seen at an interval regular ceasing game. So I've heard I haven't been there. I don't know that I can ever go to the muni lot, like even after a win, I'd be afraid to yeah. If you get, will you do make it out yeah I mean they are one. There's like certain. Fan bases in the nfl, we're like those fans like I route, further more than even like you mean like. I want them to be happy totally. Now we have a passionate group nor so how cleveland it it's a small town- and you know some these towns that they deserve. of a winner like you, want that so badly for them in, and you go back to the eagles. My dad was he was down. Floored is wearing a bronze, had he's talking about people come on up and he's like these his fans are the eagles fans before we won the the that that is us yeah. That's that's your mission. They will build a statue of youth yasser rule it, but I would I'll take
bring your goodness will will take a ring. Actually can we get a statue? Yeah sure does done alright. Well, I had one last question that has been awesome: throwback, question r, H, o b, a c k, dot com promo code take pft is wearing it right now: cusack polos, joggers everything you golf Not only that, but we have a robots are best. So go check it out right now, rebecca comparable could take my question. So when I did run into you on vacation, I dont know. If you remember this moment. I won apologize but also say I'm not sorry. I met your daughter, you her name stuff. My dogs name- and I was like You said, oh yeah, we're thinking about getting a dog, and I said dear daughter, actually your dad told me that he's getting your dog for christmas. so my daughter, Juliet is it's not your hotly, not stella. We want how did stella come up, what we
drinking, I dunno alright! So I'm an idiot. Maybe we just started talking about dogs? Yes, we did ok. So I got that wrong and I did promise her a dog from you so the dog doesn't come christmas morning. Calling you know, that's your fault, It was one of those moments like I'm always in content motive. I will live like forgot. I was on vacation like just chill out for a second, so when she that you wanted a dog. I was like you're getting one. Thank you. Use be like don't dollars that crazy drug man, I've got anywhere, whereas on the other that explaining? Why won't you double down so she's watches were now you're, getting it to dogs. You didn't two dogs for christmas kind, any bretton woods one to go big and small. Ok, yeah yeah get like mastiff in a pug yeah ever go. Plans has today the paths of very funny, but the real question here is: why aren't you getting your kids, a dog, so my oldest. This is like where it says that on he's allergic,
I make no bad well, there's like a really now, I'm gonna do to or pose a parallel genetic. Those still have dandler. That's so so How will not only goes out my daughter's name? You know if you want my designed to be sick yeah. No, I for physical, but you gotta kill his son. I just remembered promising a dog and being like walking away from the dearest. Equally hard conversation with the killilea get him. What I do that why that was really stupid of me. I promised him a reptile of some sort, maybe snake now really mess actually programme still be a snake hurdles. Rock turtle will ok. No dog, do you want
sunday cynically and they had a year of no more than a year. They have already allergy pills, your daughter she wants to talk. She does she usually when she s usually gets what she wants. Ok was getting so we're get you you're, sorry, sorry son, as these are helpful. Maybe can we wait here? We go your college, the easy way sort this out, which ones your favorite dollar zone, in order to anybody who anybody was boys and girls are yes known as one means? Well, but yes, yes, you talk to happen. why don't we have it and I actually think this dog will bring you success, coaching, the braised dogs, these dogs? Yes, exactly like you can't be the browns head coach and I have a dog and I'm not this proves that the right seventy you know next year You somebody thought of it. I think as you said, you are going to win every game. Yeah sure I mean yeah yeah. What guarantees me nor profession extra a lot of talk about yet you care
he'd, seventeen. You know, sir in preseason. He said, win every game. Yeah that'd be great too. What's that and then the oh we're playing an extra we're playing in the whole fame game, so we owe our preseason games interest. Joe Thomas? Yes, yes, we, Would you rather go under feed in the regular season or go? had in seven and lose the superbowl. In the end they undefeated do I? What do we do when the support that one Known a scenario No now either scenario where you just did two losing super bowls: yeah. Well, the first one you lose in the first round of the playoffs, but you're undefeated regular season. These are tough ones, man, I don't it's hard to think about. Not two scenarios, not winning suitable cause. Then it does whatever
it doesn't matter who you're talking to two wrong guys, because we've had a hypothetical going that we would rather have in the next fifty years lose fifteen super bowls. Then, when one and miss the playoffs are nine other suitable love bears and commanders are not good. We'd love to lose zoom out a sec that one team. That's what I've seen a similar earlier like what one of the things that motivates me is just jealousy I'm just jealous I'm jealous of the guys it of want I'm jealous of them? You know that live. Had the parade they got. The rang, like I'm very jealous. I want that so badly yeah. No. I don't know why I mean I've teens nineteen and if each image of games that's pretty cool, like I did things that I want. Yes, I love superbowl, I'd love to have seven unicorns and have rainbow issued on my ass, but like let's be real, secure, I'm not ever gonna insuperable rashly, let's be realistic and fifteen serbia, this is no longer a championship. Yet aim yet was visible. Lets us there I think you might be to competitive to be a head coach
I haven't heard that one yet you gotta, wanted a little less like us. Yeah I mean there's the pete carroll school of thought, compete in everything you do yeah. I think that's part of what we do as coaches and players. Yes, sir, we're in the school of thought a compete at nothing. That way you can't fail, yeah, or it's very suddenly competing stuff that you know ahead of time, you're going to win nfl rigged yeah. I heard that I haven't read the script for this season. I'm excited to read it though alright well kevin. Thank you so much sorry about getting a dog who dogs for families, but you're gonna have to do it in thinking that your daughter's name was stella, which was an orange. I am your dinner, so that was also name again yet put that's my fault, so yeah, two dogs. Seventy two now Thank you so much it into yup. Yes, good luck! Guesses, yes, next and examined sit down, it'll be only two short questions: I'm ready, in brown, said coach Kevin. Ask. He was brought to you by our great friends over over at top golf
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I recently hooked up with a guy who's, smoking hot. This dude. It was casual and we haven't really spoken since which I'm cool with but I'm invited to a friend's birthday party or my actual be, and I want him to make him jealous shy, texas new, hot guy, and invite him to come, or will you think obsessed with Clearly what you guys think fake hi, a boys when my boyfriend, Moreover, charity doesnt, washed entire body just his hair, junk and chest- I asked when that it. He said that the run off took care of have not yet been common practice for guys we're too. She doesn't use armpits than that That's true, I would add armpits, don't work, What are you going? What alice unpack? Don't wash your armpits? That's only one, those missing If you have be oh and you use soap from the shower yeah, it does not work. Talking about you wash your armpits in then he put deodorant on afterwards right.
If you don't put on deodorants after you still smiling, should incur but right! Yes, I saw you get all you get all the stinky, sweat off your armpits when you wash them in Please tell me you armpits a shower of work. Of course I wash our, but let us not real armpits, don't work the Henry lockwood method, What did you use under your armpits d? or in, but I'm say internally soup. When you got you do soup hotel soup there that doesn't get it done in your armpits Not if you dont use deodorant you'll smell good for an hour or two like fire yeah you do need. I mean how goes out away. Let me let me explain, only expand lonsdale. Any bellamy expands on a well I'll, go out, go off and we actually do. You have to do pay if these gift to you as well, so that I might just be guys on checks, hear me out, You have hair right. Yes, I ought I refer for the time being.
If your hair smells, let's call it normal baseline, no smell, no smelling us, it's not clean is not dirty and you put, Shampoo afterwards, it smells like, your hair smells nice like that shampoo. When you wash your hair, it smells like when you wash your armpit hair right, The smell does not stick wasn't doing because europe is. Why are you using wood, partial bradley? Nobody efficient, sweat, no of saying take a shower after you smell your armpits. It doesn't stick no take a shower dry off hates my armpits five air. If I may not smelling the way your hair smells with shrimp who, if I may, When you wash your armpits you're, not shem, I'm pulling your armpit hair distinct. From your sweat glands? that are in your wash and shampooing your armpit hair, but you don't have sweat glands in your head. You have you sweat from your armpit and so that's why we desire not to share pull your arbitrary. Yes, you are.
he might be rising. I only armpit here, but that's how, where the state coming might hake might be right. The state has come from the sweat for what is distinct from the conversations does not about stick. This is about you again, but I do yahoo in your hair. You build a smell. The shampoo in your hair. Later is that because maybe there's more of it use shampoo in your armpits, you will not be able all that, because one there's more here on your head and two because your sweat glands your armpits, make it stick. You are the sting is breaking your brain removes state from the conversely you're talking there. One of us think pfc forget about I'm saying you need the order. to make your armpit smell good. don't need deirdre and make your hair smell good. You just need a soap. Why can't you That same soap and makes your arm it s no good. I
it. Okay cause you sweat through your armpits. There's, remove the sweat from the conversation had this that you're asking me. Why is your your armpit? If you shower you shampoo, your armpits, you get out you dry off! no sweat him all! You don't break a sweat. You go back in the bathroom ten minutes later smelly. Orbits knows nothing is happening. Right now beget I'm judge erratic and his kindred europe laws could say that dumping to explain it to you, but I am realising that you are saw or heard, and I am I would say that the biggest winner of this entire debate is billy, because now the dumbest thing that we talk about on the show is not his presentation. congrats billy you what actually now getting a tool for four point, o balls, hell, yeah eighty years it's warranted here, and so, when you shampoo your armpit hair, there's not much hereford to retain a good smell of the ship bank. When Then why can retain deodorant
because the deodorant sticks to your legs up your pool. I personally don't have the answers. You hang somerset, you're right. This is likely to prove its hank girls, who hide their armpits still king at b, o four move. Stink from the council that I don't know what happened this recovery pearly way way. When I wake up, I don't know how to remove the state from a conversation. About. Why things smell bad. I know not only on our bad. You know me, I'm going to have an solver good. There were stink. So sent don't look so you Jesus, think about part the positive version of stick talking about fragrance fragrance, the hearing on your head? Yeah shampoo, it smells good parents armpits, shampoo it now we have because there's maybe like out
one percent of the hair on your armpits as there is on the top of your head. I'm I'm women offer you I'm with hank. He can't oh. That was me. I mean I already brought it up so anxious hank, I'm with you creative, don't have an answer to that. It's ok to not have any! I appreciate your open mind the armpits, but you did called stupid so well. You know this is It's very those varied. This might be the dumbest thing. I've ever said. No. I was saying that it is done not what you sex. I don't have an answer what you said. our straws a whole Freedom to horse. I join the other guys and checks, or should we just do the present priority. I, like china, can aviate billy billy what you sorry, third main difference: twin hank, new hank put down the shovel yeah. Why am I right put aside not right, I'm not saying you're wrong. I have in fact is the chapter thing which people like it's like the same thing like that
design these products so that yet by other products, yeah, that's a failure should theoretically be a soap that you can use. That is also. You know that. Don't you five in one like us, in places where I forget my deodorant, I might call you shampoo, soup and it'll, make my armpit smell good and it does yeah cause you sweat, berm of this tank. I got it. up What did you get tat noble like desire? I got. I got hank right guard. You need to open the dude. You open hours, you a hundred dollars without seeing so will you take to deal so appealing way way way way. I let let's let set the table here I'll the bowling magic attack by a considerable amount and then I tried to double down because the bat was that would buy hank. Dollars worth of south western merchandise in arizona.
lost the second game. Double down from that now worked. Two hundred dollars worth oh shit, water all over everything. I pours right, I've, something gods. These dipping give us a give us a towel. Debbie there is it is, it is If he's not messy just so, we know, I'm not so happens all the time. Just it's a giant box. This is the first time I've spilled anything in here actually four hundred dollars worth of southwest merchandise and, like you open it, You also get two hundred dollars that you can take from billy right now. Only if I get it. Either get what's in the box or two hundred dollars. Kay thanks over open? It careful, I think evacuees screwdriver,
yeah came in a shady wooden box will have to break the box. Was in the box, its fragile. Gradually the screws that's sunday thing it be sure to watch it on you to Billy. Can you run into the room and get their hammer? Hammer oh yeah where's the axe axe it opened Billy. I took it away from villa his is your big moment. Actually, I don't think he was prepared to handle an axe. That's not going to work. It was a nice. Try, he hank. What do you think it is hank? Throw it there again. I'm, a man broke out boxholder everyone's watch on youtube. What don't get splinters
I would Well, I just over there we already have a pussy. The axe is no longer enough with my hands really. I wish you had seen how strong I looked watch on the youtube. Alright, I think this is the gift of the giant tilda, oh wow. What is it It's always bad. When all the love of these bubbles, oh look at this tank needs to be assembled No, it doesn't it's all. It's already assembled. Oh my god. This is beautiful. What some kind of skull wow, that's a cow skull and then we had the does need to put the horns on that's fucking. sick hank. What think hank good job. taking Billy's two hundred dollars.
Build you know what it was all she really wanted. I think this is say you actually like it. Alright, I'm glad so myself. The core. Would you have taken two dollars for now? telling this. What if that is the lake thing that makes a girdle wandered upon its actually happen. Ok, good cause. I was say: what is it if hake if you get the lottery bald this time? I'm smashing that deal now. Yes, if by for me, but you're rush for two hundred now no deal You're, you ok, you want to say anything about it. It is a skull. It's got some cool design, some some blue stone very errs on a voluntary and did a great job at the bat. And now I will then? Will you. Thirteen hundred dollars. Thirteen hundred are eating, oh god, what I
manders back manners back, that's gonna have not go ahead. that's just future s. Money in the bank might take alone at some real investment. Ok,. Great show everyone we did. Everything in the show. I feel like many twisty was heard already for, shall pay. Have you forgotten? Lottery ball ok numbers season seventeen o your background, seventeen. What would you would you? Are you deaf? What guess last week on Monday, I forget: what are you now know what a record remembered I I'm gonna go what's our guest Nominal values, fifteen was fifty zero or so the region, was it yeah. He's plus it s about alright, go fifteen. I'm. Twenty, seventy seven,
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