Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship but first the coin has decided to start with the Celtics being dead. Hank is struggling with his new reality as the Heat whomp Boston to go up 3-0 (00:00:00-00:13:38). Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship and we talk about the tourney, Michael Block, and Brooks being all the way back (00:13:38-00:29:02). The Nuggets beat the Lakers and the refs on Saturday and it may be over for Lebron (00:29:02-00:33:09). Who's back of the week including cold brew coffee coming for Stella Blue (00:33:09-00:50:39). Brooks Koepka calls in drunk while pounding beers out of the trophy and talks to us about how back he is (00:50:39-00:59:43). Anders Holm joins us in studio for a great interview about comedy, his new movie About My Father out this weekend, workaholics and his favorite bars in Madison (00:59:43-01:41:29). We finish with the lottery ball machine (01:41:29-01:44:30)
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can the pardon my take today is monday? May twenty second tank heads or tails tails.
It's a heads, celtics are TED celtics tough games
heck we're gonna, maybe lead with brooks. I left it up to a coin for you. I really do ask him to call had yet elder was anodos outside rather celtics. Yes, we're gonna talk about products, but I also got it wrong, also got that rock show egg ever since a lot of all, we did when that series against sixers, but
ever since you avoided the sole patch you ve had a
skid here down. Oh three is game, for must one? Yes,
I dont, know that issue.
there have been a sharp thou to be asked to yell a it was shocking. So we had to give you gonna talk about friday night. The grant will
this game you're in the building
I was in the building. I saw it with my own eyes, and so it was
as the celtics look like. Maybe there we're gonna win, grant, will
the the bear bear here three and then he put the bear.
I love great williams because he does have that conference like hit hits
on three like yeah. This is my court,
began to talk that shit. All the way down the corridor. Jimmy butler J, but hit em falls down
gets in great williams, face grand williams. They look like
then a kiss, and I actually think that
Grand limbs would have been better off kissing Jimmy butler, then
getting in his face and yelling at him. Pat would have at least thrown him off. Yeah have you and he would be like what? What am I going to do this guy? Just kissed me
that he made Jimmy angry.
everybody watching a home was like you know what
jimmy angry. We know it was gonna happen after that point, and did it did
just basically spent the rest of the regulation.
Going after great williams. Jimmy butler picked him apart, the after great williams.
into jimmy butlers face the heat finish: the game on twenty four nine run
He also bees play offs are sick,
in two ways
trailing by ten plus the
russia. The mba is fourteen and fifty nine
by ten plus the player left. That's crazy to think because it also implies that the he'd go down by ten points.
a lot like law, pretty frequent, that they end up being beaten by ten points, and then they managed to pull together at the end. If
If I were you heck, I would want to
our missoula right now before game, for I disagree kept brad in their ok counter.
point: this is an all mozilla's fault, jason, tatum
Jill and brown are often
hey guys and life what's happening? What's it like ets, either
coach dirt deserves a lot of blame, but you can have
be the fall guy when the players are playing like this.
yeah, I mean tonight they shot like seven fur. Seventy four from three, never gonna,
game to that type of shooting percentage of frank, the tanks that is pretty close.
I got this for seventy, but over here he's not far off, but the I didn't even really see the you know how much graham's gotten his face when I was at the game, but obviously I didn't
So there is a big.
the isolating I'm going adam scoring on every single time
An robber waves been playing well and he checked in with a minute left after is over after they just one of this crazy run with grant williamson.
and now, and made no sense to me that a coachman bad, I agree the coaching to bad, I'm just saying at some point: it's all
the players? Of course,
in june, brown has not been good at all,
attaining. Has the game to it felt like you
like hey, let them put the team on my back and then that fell.
but yeah. I just looked it up.
the the celtics are thirty six four. Ninety two,
this authority? I thirty nine percent of thirty nine percent.
I don't like seventy four. Seventy or seven four, seventy two, you remind me to throw in the what, if game, oh yeah,
If grand williams, none that one through that made him think he was the best player in the world what it what would happen hank? What would the world look like
probably one one I had to one
his point that yeah they probably they probably would have had a win yeah and so you're you're pretty down in the in the fives kind of sock, which I understandable. Would you want?
what brooks, because that was a huge win for us, but but the coin put the coins said that we have to talk about the celtics first. There was a time out that that sports recalled were watching this live in the gambling cave with Titus and that the the heat were up. Twenty nine points, the celtics
cut the lead to twenty nine and sponsor took time out to stop the bleeding
we're and that's just that's rubbing it into salt expands like this is what a coach does yeah. So what
Where do you go from here, because this does feel you know? No
Never come back down from three on the nba I mean
Boston. Anything bosses, a city has what it takes to pull it out with rio. Do you think
This is blow it up cannot like. What do you do?
just fire. The code is not oh, ok, Jake.
we are she had some people replied the higgs like this disaster treat on friday. We, like, I, can't
pre mad about jake. Saying series is an over, so there
As for the folks, you are ready for the, and the fact is that jake is where
Emmy shirt right now
stored on barstool sports, dot, com, armed with a thirty point game, and we finally got him to say the game is over hank talk to us. What
Where do you go from here? You gotta fight, you gotta, come back. You gotta show something anything
you gotta when at least a game, hopefully to if they
blown out game for its is made,
blow it all up, but it sets makes a moves, makes reassess yeah sas sesame Jake only has to go one and what
you have to go one in two hank
jake can go.
You guys doing through games and hang us when two games and laugh it shut the fuck up here
otherwise hangs out loud to go for a month.
You can get out of it with the sole patch yup
get out of heavy sorry about that. Would you do so passionate be able to go off providence
we should also say, because the story obviously is the Emily celtics had title aspirations are in the end the championship last year,
three o getting absolutely like, killed and gain. Three
the heat deserve all the credit. The world there just fucking good and they play
The team- and it's like
kind of crazy when we spent the entire leading up.
The policies in
then in the policies and like whose really good the
have now lived. There
with their one game away from the immediate title and they ve lost three total gdp. I'm gonna say right now as a nuggets fan,
I am now afraid of the heat. I was looking
Where did heat? I was like gimme the finals. I think the nuggets
beat the shit out of it. Does the nuggets are superior team but there's something
at the heat, there's just something you are on fire, even put your finger on one thing about them. That makes them so good right now, Jimmy Jimmy, but Jimmy also didn't like dominate tonight like he normally dominant yeah. I mean they're going why they're all they're all like that
here are just a very good basketball team all round in it. If, on the nuggets
I I don't want to overlook the heat. Yet they had the os that there was a moment in the game where the the heat undrafted players were beating the celtics overall. Is that
They just have guys that are all stepping up and playing within the system, and he
culture, I know
declared dead, probably the dumbest thing I've ever done when they
lost to the rapporteur was the rafters you hawks.
Then almost lost the balls.
and ever since that moment,
I don't think there's been anything stronger in the world than he culture yeah. It is
the strongest strain of culture out there. More teams should have heat culture yeah seriously, go find he culture, because it's fucking, dominant, hey guy, I'd like to get like a real basketball answer. Already, though it let's
hypothetically, you guys lose game for so to sweep
what who do the celtics move on from that point? Missoula dawned
he's already gone. I think, no matter what yeah
I think I don't. I don't want to move on from from jalen brown, but I I don't know, there's somewhat of a question mark with him like it feels like. Maybe he's going to one out. I hope he doesn't, but that one should blow my mind. It feels weird yeah, it's not like
both jail and brown adjacent tatum, as players are very good put together. It feels weird something feels off right:
I feel like once the season ended that that would that would come out. Yeah yeah
Oh yeah, there's gonna, be the athletic. Is gonna write a hell of a post mortem email, emails, doka fucked everyone's girlfriend yeah
bring back. I don't care. How horny is
If they had known how bad Joe mozilla is gonna be and how bad the season, when it they would not
party may and indeed be like ok, I'm and look the other way just fucked one person. This is
this is like the scene when I went to
soprano gets in the bathroom with our jackie appeal, junior he's
your hands put up a fight like a man. That's that's how I feel a tank right now I mean, if you want we run over. We want to pick out a body what you want. You could put up a fight
syria's isn't always is doom and gloom as possible.
it's not over final one, twenty eight one or two years ago
Gonna win game for the up
I got pt tomorrow jones game, six down the baltic. Eleven anything can happen there, you, if they had Pedro Martinez, started his starting point,
I do think that have a better chance tat with those
yeah. Yeah swan. Everyone happy in the poor. In long the painters haven't attack,
bam I
anything else.
Now, ok, I wish matches your max's is flying back. He would love to know that we were able to have maybe try to call it be very funny, though, if, if right, nay rods face consisted in court side, Boston did come back from three o deficit. Again, listen! Crazy! Things have happened. You can't come back from three or without going down three offers have crazier things happened. I think is
the craziest yeah in mba would be right if we ever had a little never happen in the nba.
His job around with another answer.
I'm gone? That's gonna feel that what you are going to need all non thing like to Israel guns is crazy, yeah
Now my slavery was more like always on live again either
When will we actually be crazy generated like an entire year of scandalised? No no guns
by the way we should say. John ran has now gone. What
can a half year without waving a gun on its grim live. Congratulations, jaw, yes, you're! Ok, better news, Brooks captcha, p
Gay chip, job job, all of us, one of the best group like teamwork, effort
part might take as a whole. We had divvied up
our entire. Like Sunday,
I was getting negative jake was staying. Positive, pfc was trying to ha ha blend. Take was
after scotty scheffler.
We just like brooks captcha. That guy is,
really is back. We fought a war on all fronts, brooks did his and the elegant he play now. I guess he did them up the majority of the world. He did a lot. He did a lot of work.
oh maximum. I think you deleted the tweet
but I have some oh here. It is this
from Lui, then hall he said: brooks gets blake shout Adam and max.
homer, get spicy meatball in pervert this
spirits e and then max was like. Thank you. Yes, thank you very much for pointing that out air point fair point max, but congrats to blake. He he was
He was huge when he had to because
a little bit it looked like after you made that turn after nightfall,
we're a little bit dicey? We didn't know which way it was going to go. We didn't know if hovland was going to pull through and then the course
a big with, of course, had to an eight
influence ball literally bunker. Eight harvest
the ball shot at the course it disappeared. It disappeared. It got plugged further than anything has ever been plugged before that I've ever seen it or felt it. If brooks, I think brooks would have won no matter what, but it made it. So it was stress, free,
down the stretch because it was there. Is that feeling where ground
or five to start the day they get a three stroke.
we need. Those like all this good. We got this and then he added
bogies and a gap,
to one and
It was some pretty thrilling. Golf back and forth special scottish efforts made a little late charge, but brooks
the guy is just nail. So he's a five time major champion now he's one more majors in that in that stretch
than anyone else,
he also here's a crazy, brooks kept it step. He has.
in thirty six majors he has been top ten
Eighteen of that half of the major cities played and he's been top ten include.
five wins he's been touched,
We five and twenty four of the thirty six he bade
equally whenever there is a major
he shows up
he also has
Twenty seven percent of his winds are majors.
so he just like every time, it's crazy. He just.
I think he has more actually
be. That might actually be wrong because I think it's
five major winds in four tore winds or something like that.
More majors than more major taught yeah. Well, it's likes it or not. It's almost like the live tour was designed just for blake captcha, because
He doesn't care about the normal pga events. Anyways. He only wants to do, is get paid money to play golf and then show up
majors and that's where he really trust compete. So this is
with the best of both worlds. Brooks kept capcom might be a gene
He gets a hundred million dollars to play ball
in short, do twenty.
I percent less work, that's what billy's really excited about
and then just show up for the germans, any cares about and dominate it's crazy got. His ease hack got an end. It is not to get savvy but
we have a very cool job with,
job.
And these moments words like a guy that we route for a guy that we become friends with a guy who's, become a fabric of the show too.
through the injuries he went through
you have everyone be like always done goes to live,
or to be back on top, like
this kind of emotional I was kind of like this is, and that wasn't just as we all want money on, but if it was very
cool, to see him get back to the top of the mountain, and I
so this programme, a piss off gall fence.
And, let me just say, there's a big there's big, but here so
obviously tigers, the greatest spot, but either
works is the closest to tiger in terms of pig,
showing up like, like the
the ice in his veins. In these big moments he just
yeah you're gonna, be like you, I'm not hungry tiger tyres about small time want Jeffrey,
all the winds. Everything he's got whenever eighteen majors, almost jack, Nicolaus ejected class, so tyres. What seventeen or argentina didn't mean either way brooks.
so like if you're looking for the guy, I think there's been times when it was like rory and then obviously scottie scheffler genre been incredible. The last few years, David do all for like a year and a half yeah like Jordan spieth had his moment, but
you're! Looking for the answer like who's the most
who's. The guy you can depend on the most in the big moments its brooks kept. Would if Brooks jason went nuts and for the next ten years
continue to dominate,
his ten away from tiger
I'm just going to be the first to say it
brooks can catch tiger woods major record every
Emily if the guy finnish second in the masters like you like that's a things, is not a fluke
he's back, he's all the way back to actually bad and he is like us over. I think what would we get him at twenty to one today like there's, no chance we're going to much wanted one for the? U s open, no, no
in LOS angeles, I believe that's max's, home track. Yeah does every course in southern california. I just say max max on track. Yeah me brooks. It was awesome, seeing him come out friday,
there's a useless shaky friday. He put
click on the back. Nine saturday
was again Dominic
to what other people were? Shooting other that's a thing like he finished what nine under yeah. So that's it.
An incredible score for the with this course was set up with what
that they had this week day said an eighteen handicap would shoot one. Fifty discourse,
they know that I dont out. There's someone said that I just me: oh those you you're not now. I want you to have it urinating handicap around there. Yet, among the windy day, they were saying that yet why dont know how they fucking know that, but whatever the wind look shitty
Other big story from the pda championship was Michael block. Yes, the pga club, because a club pro
yes and so he's in southern california believe any look
can complete cross between rhine, reseller and blake bottles, and he dug a hole and why
on the back nine on sunday, and that was aus, which ended up agreeing with that was super significant because he finished tied for fifteenth, which means he gets to play in the PJ championship again next year and
a story like one of those
this is a hollywood story. He did cry a lot,
he was crying alot.
we'll mandarin or knew what she was doing. Putty we interview right afterwards guess she goes. She goes.
Look. What I have read here
It's a video of your
of your home club and guess what
who took this video,
It was your son and then he started crying like and guess what
I know your son sick right now.
He said that was the best moment of his life.
Cried more in the goes.
On top of that, guess what, before you hit the shot, he said
this he's gonna make a hole in one day. So is like the is the perfect gulf tears moment.
and without one made sense I was saying like he was crying every day in the post like he cried,
every breath. Yes, yes, you did he's a crime is a crowd dick formula gulf
which I mean. I guess you want emotion. He was. He was just a great story, though it's one of those stories that, like you just it,
was actually passed for awhile because they weren't showing him at all. They built them up for three days and then
The final day they weren't showing ominous like
yeah. I want to see
brooks in holland. But we don't need to see them like,
waiting with a rules official one? We could see a live shot yeah and then he forced his way back into coverage by hitting the hole in one getting the up and down to finish tied, fifteenth great dude, and
yeah and he went out saturday night any
party, he went out to some bars that are their local in the area, but people
pictures of them out drinking the night before that just backs up
think what a lot of us already know, which is you play,
better. When you're hung over yes
see, also cause you're like get me the fuck out of the sun. I want to get home, so you play faster. He also said that he had his entire crew had flights for saturday morning. At ten, am I love so he was. He was not expecting to be around
the reaction when ya think even cried when he, when they told me his point with workpeople ass, the young guy disguise yet rises very emotional weak for my blog, but
he did say afterwards like. I am smart enough to know that my life is peaking at this very yeah it. Nobody ever realizes that, while they're in the moment of their life peaking yes, because they usually try to ride that wave and they're like okay, I'm just I'm using this as a launching point,
he knew and at moments
the best known where life right there all tied perspective, yet only a perspective for day. At every time I see a man to render on the gulf channel or on was CBS
every time I see her all I can think
her saying
Just so you know it's a forty tournament, but if you
the top half you get caught
on a friday, then you have to go home and you don't get paid it sucks a full swing. Is it with brooks right now, yeah? I live
always works very well. Have you come up? Lives should do their own full swing. They should we're just parting. Just I d jays private planes.
de. There is definitely people were like. Oh, the narrative of live gulf players not be able to compete, proxies proof
wrong. We also had the greatest hits
brindley chandler got very upset. Onset afterwards,
you're talking about brooks books
qualified for the ryder cup, which is awesome, pediatric tournaments, and
and the family was like yeah through play for their country and and
at this weird awkward steer down. So it's good to know that brooks has ever
this often brooks
still is all the way back. Roads is still an american citizen. I just crazy swing. Live tour would just be a public execution winding up with the sword there for
Anyone can feel mickelson interest with various leather jackets yeah. Oh, I would working hell yeah, but no bill, minerals and paying off off the casinos and vague brooks should be.
road should be on the ryder cup. I'm gonna go one further:
a block should be on the ryder cup. Why knives? Why not? Why not
I could block yeah great great story, but jake, I'm sure
like all in on the Michael block story, your
through the whole of yours. Irregular guy, I know, is related aka majors before, but I mean
with rory top fifty.
in a hole in one playing with rory yeah,
My question is: does his vigo
He was. I think it was one hundred and twenty five dollars for a forty five minute lesson or lesson. Yeah yeah he's allowed to bump that up to one fifty he's got it. He also sounds like when he was describing his life. It sounded like the best life ever
he's like a shop.
The course I do. Some, like you know different
paperwork for an hour than I go out. Do some lessons and I go back
do a little more paperwork. God just more lessons in my kid shop at four o clock, I teach them for a couple.
where's he's like every day ends with my
family at the gulf. Yet it's me
So I ask I rule: I am sure that we probably have a lot of club proves that listen department. Take I'm curious to know what your days look like, because, from my perspective growing up
The only time I interacted with the club pro was when
chasing teens off the courtyard it'll be ok.
So how are you doing here are fucking
small yeah. That's probably it
ass, probably had sprung up bang bang of some strange in chase
the ninth green yeah. Exactly so,
I don't know what else I mean. It was a great tournaments, therefore brooks in new york to he's one three out of five majors and state in europe. This is the first time in what two and two and half years, barely three years, where brooks, has one not wearing shorts yeah, whose back
Ps pants for brooks capua yeah was setting UK. I look
the south excited my now. Oh pants.
yeah we also had the ha approach.
Proxies played exiled so depressed or heart is it's it's sad. It sat. I dont know what it was like
it's actually the saddest place you can be as a sports fan because you're not technically debt, so you have to like.
It's like get yourself up off the mat and be like no, no they're, still they're still game to be played yeah you're in hospice. Right now. You know deep down like there's, nothing, obviously not to make it about myself, but like I need them to into games
so patch
It gets you out of that. You can play all the golf you want with that sweet soap. He saw how fast max's beard grew back. Maybe yours will grow back that far conservatively speaking. How many rounds of golf were you planning on playing in june, two county
We know we're going to do thorough, coughs that we're going to Austin. We are going to play some golf there we're going to go to nashville tight end. You
hank was, can play some golf nashville attic recourse. Is there
chicago chicago later on this week's agenda courses in illinois courses and wisconsin, whereby you coghill
So one already hit, you have well coghill obeyed,
it maybe in june. Do you want to go to miami and we can play on Michael Jordan's course? Yeah, okay, cool yeah, that'd be sick and brooks will come yeah
he actually he's
that you're watching the game.
we we'll get to brooks in a minute because we we did colony, he he called us and he was drinking out of the trophy with his boys. Looked like
the most for ever
last thing about pga that we gotta talk nugget
lakers
I did laugh about the cow porter CBS had a great
is it imagine tell yourself after that
I say the south carolina one jake cuba. Yet
you are Pga two years ago when the price in brooks video merged
two years later. Crushers cap embracing the sham bow would be one
first to congratulate smash. Captain brooks captcha on its fifth major it ok
perfect. It is poland, although I still hey Bryson
I mean I ll be ass. It doesn't have the same fire that it had a few years ago, but when I went I'm watching bryce into sambo play golf yeah. I can help me.
alpha just like look at this fat fuck. Well, yeah. Do you know what
well before me in,
I still don't like him as well, but the fact that he got skinny again does kill little like
I hated his roy. Did price was the
comprising the videos you would put out and just so yeah
if the heat is has simmered a little bit also cause he's not really a threat to Brooke's yeah. That's true rivalries over rivalry, yet Bryson's one lie the pj championship, but there were no fans around. He basically won the bubble, turn your mic. It's like him and the lakers winning in the bubble. Those didn't count.
I also did see someone know that brooks was deliberately
walking slower today so that he didn't have to wait long for
his shots cause there's a couple times. You just walk up and just
hid it right away- and it was also lining up- is through voters to do and he was like a gimme pod. He was giving himself
Why has he said he minute just so that he didn't want to get caught with the people in front
it wasn't a hardline ring. It was a he didn't want to be stuck is basically he learned that
it's not gonna. Let any other groups control his pace, he'll control himself, so walking slow
so that he made sure that they never ran up in front of us for the golfers in front of us
part that we're not ever standing over your own shy and always doing something? And then you get up to bowl. You can take your normal approach to it. It was actually it happened when, when hovland had his balls
appear and proxies
kind of getting iced out and then the minute he could shoot he shot right away. Yeah. It was just his ready to go now. I saw somebody suggested on twitter. I think it's a good idea if they did a a ryder cup, but it was a format where it was live, guys against PJ, guys ooh
get that rivalry. Goin
really lean into if you're the pda. If you want ratings, if you, if you want to drive
in a more revenue, because you don't want to lose more guys live tour, come up with
like wrestling type shit, where its
a rivalry that actually already exists right now, yup baleen into avid, be like w w get into
a ladder match against all of doubly w f. Yes, why not yeah, so we get as how gulf grows again. Ok, so
you have brought we call him first, then we have otters home greater view in studio, should talk, lakers, nux, thee
game. Three on Saturday night the NBA pulled
all their stops, Scott foster, who cut hit in the face
look like he had lipstick on for the entire second after the game,
they were doing everything they could to make sure
makers, one that gave including eight one of the weird
scowls ever would yoke it's got covers forth because
as he gave his leg hit yoke his leg. Ah, but then
so just to good. They had every shot.
Jamal Murray was incredible in the first half,
the angel Russell is maybe the worst player ever yeah. I,
think I ve ever done a game of the year. I'm going do it, I'm gonna do
game of
I'm a do a game of the year. Ok, lakers money!
I came for. Ok, it's
it's got. Gotta have fight, is gonna happen
The debate will not let lebron james get swept the search you. The nuggets as a franchise have never swept anybody
anybody?
how crazy sat there have been be a champion title
finals and they ve never swept anyway. I still, I want to say, nuggets and six, but I think I'm down that back to
and five are yet. I was wrong gap.
Because it was right about being wrong about the nuggets just now that yeah they eat, because they, if the lakers win game four, then they go back to altitude. Lebron sucker he's, probably not gonna make the trip. They also should just
playoffs and wreaths a lot more and run the offense through him because he's like the only guy who consistently shows up for the lakers. It's it's puzzling how bad the lakers have been. I don't wanna say they're bad, but how they haven't. I expected them to step up last night,
yeah. I guess I expected and we much much better at home for a job
nicholson who, by the way, so
looks awesome, still a luxury not a day. Over thirty years old might be battling dimensional jack Nichols, but yeah. I thought that they would put on a better show at home and in especially because yoke. It's like
he didn't have a triple double. He was averaging a triple double, yet he would
close to it, because the foul trouble
Jamal Murray just absolutely towards them and then
It suggests a bike all round a very good teeth like they just play. Great bass,
they had all the big shots,
crazy to watch. I came in just
you knew what was happening in the first half. You knew that, like the I know,
Would it sucks the mba? Has
element to it where you can feel like the rest are clear.
We are trying to extend a series and nuggets just
we're better than the ratchet beating yeah. They were better than the lakers and they were better than the rest, and I've watched every nuggets game this postseason and a lot of the regular season games to it. Every time I see Jeff green on the court, I'm like oh that's, Jeff, green he's still in the league yeah like. I know that Jeff green is on the nuggets right now, but every I have to say it. Every time he's on the court, oh shit that Jeff Green, he got up for a clean block that was called a foul. Why got some
various air is, what thirties
that's see he was. He was on a georgetown team in two thousand and eight he got
you might be thirty. Six you catch is thirty sexy a draft of the same year with awe governor it yeah fifth pistol, ITALY yeah, I mean nuggets
fucking nuggets are good, your wagon, but again only forty eight
I dont know what it is about the heat, because I can't put my finger on why the heat
so so good right now. Obviously
butlers one factor, but everybody if, if one guy doesn't shop one night,
three guys step up in his place. It's it's crazy,
watching how good the he'd have become over these play off and I'm I'm a little bit afraid of them. Yeah they play grape ass, well, ass, a team in their fucking for now.
We coached yeah, also, I think jimmy butler might have photographic memory.
Because his
his reversed celebrations when it
somebody back in the same way that they ve taunted him are two per
Yes, he did the time out thing that I'll whoever did even
down on the exact same knee that
did he mimicked it perfectly? I think jimmy like he has. I don't open success,
the board photographic memory
But I know that if you fuck with Jimmy, it gets seared into his brain. Yes and he will he will do whatever it takes. Come hell or high water,
to do that celebration right back in your foot? Yes, yes, that's facts. Ok, anything else
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when a major day personal after their ladder, wear shorts, pig point, a controversy loaded, the saying, no player that we know
Wear shorts and plays golf, will ever win a major and brooks you know, prove them wrong, so he dead big day for shorts, huge huge day for shorts. All the shorts guys out there has a great who's back
loaded. I wrote you think you're in the bill
on Friday night puts him
on saturday how to shoot. I shot well. Actually
hey. Did you mute all notifications on the gulf at that use? That used to tell me whenever you be golfing,
now I know I haven't gotten any from Agatha,
piss off about it. You shall ninety five show
If I thought I shall remind you answer why, lo tan
Yeah, really, your came took a step back.
For all on would have mean big cat played so much gough in June that we got better than you get rusty.
You are going to get rusty, you can go to a driving. Now you can't practice has gone and I can go. No. If you only, you can go to watch over.
The army on hank was honestly say that he was gonna. Just go out to, but you golf coarse and just walk,
just to be near the game with I mean, like my become an alcoholic
I got nothing else to do. She is unreliable for the entire montage. You know, it'd be great, I'm sorry it. It won't even be a big deal. Now, I'm sorry hash.
hank, I'm sorry, sorry, phone, anxious, I'm sorry thankful, not over you can get a house shut. You can get a soul patch not over. I thank you for making me aware of that.
so I dont think you know that all these gifts open or
What have you rented a cat for the month?
months, two months, rental of a cat. If you rennick
after the entire summer, I'm willing to go all the way from memorial day to labor day, you have to get a cat. If you got a cat for memorial day to labor day that counts
wait, cause he'll fall in love with the cat. Yeah it'll have to keep the cat. You can't just give the heck. You can't lose the cash in a way. You'd give the cat back. You're, you're, you're you're,
You have a big heart that make you a monster that would make it worse than max you? U billina, dunham,.
You believe it dunham, just when I was just went onto you, understand, ok,
pity who's. Your boots, my whose back as the golden nights,
our goals and now our goal, the knights of two, nothing to know.
most dangerously, knocking again.
the dallas stars and
the over times a game on Google or for old, like all
four yeah, I feel bad for nights, fans and forestall response. I had so obviously sucks worse for sportsmen to watch for over times, but
Was hockey fans when they're watching at some point, maybe in the third overtime, are like just ended,
where the other joy just shoot me
it put me out of my misery, because if you're watching your team play playoff hockey at the panther game and for all the panther game went for this one to one over ok, I was there went to one over yeah yeah, we've obviously been watching the hockey very closely. All four games have been decided in overtime. Correct in the panthers game was quadruple overtime yeah there. There was also a very, very funny stat that they showed on the a t and t hockey show. I dunno, if you guys saw that. Oh I did. That was the insults. It was an insult stat that they brought out on our good friend, biz nasty and just
So you guys know this. Aggression will not stand to
paul business, it ranked the number of total
points in the innate show that everybody that was on the desk had I'm trying to put up with theirs. But it's
at ski anson carter and in long quest young, older lung, quizzes, golly solely so lucky least business. He has more poison and relinquish okay, so it says number one wing gretzky.
thousand eight hundred fifty seven points second place
in quarter four hundred twenty one million tonnes of this must be met, this must be wrong.
because if it says henrik long quest the gully
twenty seven career points, okay, so bad, then more and then no paul.
It's number. Four on this with twenty two career points that that that copyright
yeah, I'm gonna email turner and get that corrected that copyright right now
copyright less than a globally
anyway, we been watching a lotta hockey on part. My take going.
go nights without eyes, rob to oh yeah, huge
She just wanted all he sec, yeah right
hang another banner in the p m t studios. Ah yeah I mean jake is
Jake is just silently gonna win to titles and aspirin
and broke seas from south florida, locking ridiculous two teams, the final for tissues.
I am not claiming my area enough, but we have yes. Yes, you have. You ve lived there on the tournament, yes, but unluckily braga.
The jib mayhem was at the course this weekend. Yes, he was that can also hear those title sure pretty
yeah yeah. I know Jake
when we think we predict this too, like maximum and hank will goethe blake.
All out war yep the jake will just show up.
twelve years, is an over even though we're up for our jake real. So I know when you go up for all you guys,
Who knows they might just play another? You know what's going to happen after the game's over, you will not see a human being stand up faster with his hand extended for a handshake, then Jake morris will it'll be like the second. The clocks hit zero
you're gonna get an hanks face. Yours
upon his throne be like good series thanks for the sweep yeah
my, whose back is rest first rust debate, because if posts
series do and in a sweet so be monday and tuesday, the series wren
The embryo finals startled june first, no matter what so
next. We have nine days off and he would have eight days off what happens when both teams
the rest, verse rust, who gets rust, who gets rest here, which seems older
I would imagine, oh, I don't know,
cause has some kind of excuse that he he does Jeff green skews the nuggets it has them get into that. I don't think that he did around the average age. Yeah that's going to be important to know, because that's going to favor the older team, yeah you're right, I'd, say they're, probably about the same, would be my guess.
Mba teams are so.
the miami heats are average aged twenty eight point: seven! Ok,
kay and the denver nuggets or twenty seven point three. So pretty
so it's about a year off yeah, pretty close, I would heat fuck yeah.
Ok and my other. That's too long to go,
that is, Gmbh should change. They should bumping up. It's gonna be very weird having armenia I for one.
I'm going to be happy to finally get some sleep, but
that's also just a personal problem. Will we do the teams do if they have to spend that many days after they have like food like full contact full like
simulated, scrimmages and their practices.
Keep them gone. Argyll sat all sports sent me the list of woman. He was saying like why. Why? Wouldn't they just do it,
scrimmages against each other, yeah I'll, be fine, yeah televised!
Yeah call one from game want or have I play golf or like there too. There is a week off
yeah I thought was a Titus that said
they should do a celtics, laker, serious yeah. A third place area would be right to get some rate on three game series in that eight game.
Ras yeah, they should have asked they should have that yes, it'd, probably get more ratings. All the ratings. The ratings police are already doing work yeah about a nuggets heat final hank. Would you want to beat the lakers in a in a in a three game? Third place series? No, you wouldn't I wouldn't care
Oh, I forgot to ask this question. It start
How much is it hurt you being down three o knowing that you
Would be able to make fun of lebron being down three out, but you can't because you're also down three and hurts a lot, but it hurts a lot yeah at it.
On having no fun yeah, it's a great
I'm having no fun
not even a fun. Now
no come on process, one
yeah. It makes a lot of fun, but then it just you know. Golf is kind of a a trigger triggering thing because you hate watching him enjoy
time on the golf course, knowing what you're that could have been you. What have you
Have you thought about if you don't call for an entire month like what have you just like fall out of love with it, the probe product to be good for for work? Now, oh interesting, save tat quote
Sierra leone, as if a person is an obvious, is that, while there is work yeah, I think work they pounds is good, but I work work bow
works. We do. We can also works when if you get the elevator which engenders
you get like super smart
fine, so you started play the piano
You get other hobbes and you like, while twelve is really
gonna get were part of my mind. Work work that working lives just more work. That's what you want
So I want
We can still go on vacation off
I was happy, hey, wait, hey! Do you really like vacations or do you just like golfing, while you're on vacation? It's a means to an end. I like vacation. I could go got to go hank one gotta go golfer vacations have
the alcohol in the bar me.
hastily help all the powers like. I always
smoke cigs when I drank ali golf when I go on vacation, always try to go on vacation without golfing like trying to trying to poop and not be, as then happening to me recently, and I don't know what
yeah. I can't do that. I've, a future us like a week, I'll just take shit and then like
a minute later black wait. I didn t that's opie. Now I don't know is simply want to clean up the skid marks. Noble
no wonder they like. I did all easier and by not even thinking about it and then I'm like
Should I didn't pee, I p. What's going on with that someone
some sought. Some doktor tell me, I'm ok,
your I dont think I am either you think. It's a problem. I think my mind. I don't even like conscious issues like what's a thousand percent,
bearing a thousand every time I poop I ip me my my numbers go down stuff,
other whose back is cold brew, because we gotta come it
No blue coffee colebrook coming announcement on tuesday. It is
so delicious summertime.
When I think of summer time, I think, of summer vacations gulf colbert,
If you can't do the two in the middle
you might as well just u summer and colbert live for coffee. Yes, exactly cause! There's! No!
there's no gulf.
and if you have a soul patch, you can maybe save a little flavor safe. I could use a local brew right now. It's hot and the city is very hot. In the studio cold brew it is,
super delicious
What do we do around october is on tuesday before you to show it is like?
we made some really fucking good copper, so get excited selborne copied out come on tuesday, billy, my
back is antonio brown in pro football is finally found an owner that wanted to play for them and its himself. So
If you didn't know, he owns a fell team, the albany empire.
I've had been how some difficulties lately, you know how they say. Some really good players, don't make good coaches, while some good
you don't make good owners.
Ah, he apparently wasn't paint coaches. Previously
now he's actually making the best movie could, as an owner, is going to shoot up and play for the team. I like that.
That's what this is all leading into his yeah hasn't he fired three.
Which is the last month ages, not pay. Anybody.
Yeah, like denny's, like taking videos of him like paying people and others
restaurants that are being like the albany empire.
Didn't pay their dinner tab and then he's like it's it's a
should shoulder and all. But if I was in turn around the player, I would not want to pay. I wouldn't want to play for in turn your brow, the owner,
you paying himself up to play,
You might actually get an argument with himself yeah. He may be a two hats type. A guy yeah yeah well well, hopefully pay this next coach, hey I'll watch
Click on twitter yeah- maybe it's maybe not only ass, it now they'll. Do you know that, like war
That is why don't you
on one tweet and then you'll just have your for you just be constant Antonio brown highlights
I will watch at least five seconds as unscrewing through twitter of in ITALY.
Brown play in this, whatever legal? Yes, what are these washed?
those days. I think he'll probably dominate them. If I had to guess yeah
Ah, he was in the league what two years ago yeah you want to see rule three
yeah. I imagine it's probably better than
is also insane yeah. True.
Thousand, so they lost step via. Ah, I Jake
finish off by whose back is randy moss, picking winners? Yes, national treasure, when the previous shut out to the recurring
white today for bob effort he announced his. He did that
bravado, if you can laugh, you can cry, kill her
yeah your horse when a race,
so full day full. They forget the horse,
horses name that you killed
you just have a full day in horse, raise I'm I'm starting to get out on horse racing nothin break nothing!
cause off nice saturday that you have, if you haven't
well, beers, watching sports on t v, like them, dragging a tarp out onto a track and killing a horse. Yeah, no wasn't a good scene. It was not a good scene or the horse racing. Definitely I love horse racing always
that horses, but yeah they got some issues they gotta figure out.
Bob effort being banned,
does yeah. I feel it that's what we have to do hank right now. He did
the backward thing I talk about
backward cycles kill horse when a race, yeah, yeah hank is
I'd like a man. Put your heads up fight,
he wants to get the get the giant, harper fight for your say, we're gonna win on tuesday and you're, not
I draw gave five show
sex came suddenly, they grab you gotta watch the talent, tuesday, yeah doris
you do get
Why are know you probably should unite,
price should watch the town now
can resume as I do in that, and it's not working
you think he watches out, even when he said,
puts on a somber town
He wants like hell or high water, something the differ.
measure our departed. If he's gonna watch a movie about bankroll watch heat,
if you're going to take on miami or, if you're, going to do bank robberies. Why don't you just read some abilities blogs about chiefs, a higher get in the meal moot and you know how to
He's probably can be on the run after this
yeah. Well, I mean there's gotta be another another.
movie that he departed. What
be crazy, if we found out rat afterwards like it, so
point like maybe like
midway through the hawk series
Joe missoula gg jujitsu instructor, like choked him out a little too hard yeah and, like he lost a little oxygen to his brain permanent brain damage. They came out there like. We should have probably said something about this, but yeah
he went to the hospital because he was foreign around edge jujitsu classes for too long one shot
no we're not out of all the headlines. You could get after this cell to see that probably wouldn't would be like one of the least. I would rather have my coach be addicted to cocaine.
like real bad cocaine problem, then to be getting choked out all that. Yes,
yeah he's literally just going his his
hobby outside a basketball is to get less oxygen into his breath. Yes,.
That's not good is essentially huffing paint, not good by watching solidarity. Hank yeah come on. I pick him up picking up, I we have a great great call with broke
Kafka with the wanamaker drinking beers, with his boys,
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Can we now welcome on pc
champion five time major champion,
brutal! Look! If he's got to the water
trophy full of beer
already I mean, do first,
Just congrats. That was also awesome. Tat was all
awesome? Awesome I mean how you're you're drunk.
talking about. How would you do not want to talk to us about how ass met? Was those fucking, incredible
and all I could think about today I heard was blake theirs.
I think that at all I could think of, I was like oh fuck. This might actually really controlled by the tropical yeah so so both began. I did hear from jenna. She is, I don't think she's.
super happy with us to the point that you might have to name your son blake
What are we just compromise about what if the middle name is blake?
the first names up for debate and I hope he gets out brooks.
I actually have already broker to deal behind your back cause.
General insecure.
Story. She was like this is getting to serious. You guys got to show what the blake and then
The young man was like
what if he wins, a? U s open, then its! Then I guess
in the baby. I was like deal cause I'll just bet on them again us open that yeah. I was like. I don't care what you name a baby artist
when more money autumn
this will win the. U s overlooked that boys lightweight bore. I got I go to to real, quick questions that I wanted to ask the eleventh you just got up there.
fired that shot out of what look like like the most.
rely, a
take a practice swing another.
Sure it was so bad that I knew I was making bogey sounds just like wherever this girl goes, it doesn't really matter as long as he gets out. It was just like. Have you ever just tried to like hurry something up? You know it's not going to go well, as you just try to hurry it up, and they just be done with it cause you don't want to deal with it deal with. What's about the
so yeah. I was basically it yeah. I mean now that was awesome. You just got up there and you just manned it out of the bunker you're just doing your taxes in the in the fucking bunker
As you know, I got on my ball. My boys virgin we're gonna love it again around here here. I've forty love and I hope the other question I had was I'm sorry but question it's more. Just like this is how how much of a killer blake Brooks is.
We're texting this morning on sunday morning.
And the last thing you said to me like aren't I'll talk to you later night and I was like we did he just three.
this basically say is going to win this all fuckin thing:
you use have competence, you have swag
yeah. I was really looking forward to drink and that thing again been a while
yeah,
Honestly, I think we need to really just make you say we weekly thing at the major step.
tuesday we talk yasser Yadda. Now
soon as all everything you can personalize day yard? I was avenant bodies, we? U s or body, we have it. We have a standing opening
part, my take what you did not ask for the? U s is this other agree with you, I'm staying here we ve already booked on the calendar to say before the yourself and who we are and then sunday you'll be on again.
five, you ve got one major trophy. How many beers fit in my guess is
when you are honorable, Emily beards
you already gotten setting out all looking at that
maybe, doubtless louder. Mrs breyer's bids like what
everyone gets to live. You even have your luggage like our or you fly back tonight,
we're flying, but we're supposed to buy back in, like thirty minutes this morning, they said that they were talk about ten thirty but were pushing or a trophy related question, because some people were mad that you didn't kiss the trophy when when it was presented to you, have you kissed it
my lives, have been on this thing alive thread I just had a debate is only required alcohol. From the irish case, I will dude, I mean I'm, I'm
Is it weird to say that we felt like we were so weak
like. We want a major today as well as that fucked up to say, because
we were rooting out than we ever rooted. We
everyone in line hank was not allowed to say anything. We all
there is on you, gotta god for harry, thank god, sale or its word
and it was all beers you're not going to be like you want
can't say everybody but tags yoga
we want, because the hague, keeping a quiet,
yeah and maybe maybe we'll inviting the grove now no chance,
get anybody. I could not now not just be asked. Ass became one last real question. I know this is like savvy because you're drunk in any just one, the pga championship, but after you
it was there a momentary like fuck man. This is like
the shit. I went through the injuries, everything and like here I am back where I should belong
five majors. You know
last, whenever six, seven years more than anyone else, and that time frame the I came in I'm still brook spoken, captcha
yeah now, honestly, I think I made
for I laughed at it is left in a hoarse nights. Honestly,
the opposite of what I was trying to do. I was really trying to make it, but I was I looked right up.
dry made. It look right mike out his eyes and he was there
there. He helped me through surgery, he'll, be through everything in life.
like maybe a ten second moment where it was like a flashback to everything from surgery till now like it was,
rico. Honestly, it was a pretty special man and you're all the way. Back now on all the haters. They can't see anything out brooks kept your dear. I want me I'm honestly: artistic sire got where you got light,
and tomorrow,
this to be a long way from seized him tomorrow, tuesday panthers game day. Had they gotta go up, go play the live event this weekend, solar,
yeah, I dunno how well that literally bounced in a guy off probably dead on yeah, I got a little a little. I think the rule is starting to dry out my passion yeah, the vocal sheer.
You say honestly, I mean, if you give me five minutes. The second I get off this day. I do the sword. Drink ever think a great deal to drink out of chaos.
with all of your sway, you can you can you take? The chevron, have have one of your boys hold the camera and take a sip before yeah. There are three hundred
Would you like us graph meetings on you?
his drink him out of it all our hunting or rather a lot a durable,
That's it's out of your good time. Yes, I brooks a very happy. If we ask we are listening. Is it is it fought ups and proud of you? Now you are part of us right, yeah yeah, I'm happy for myself, as I want a lot of money to. Thank you. Thank you might
I didn't do it is forty eight is able to you.
How do you you I like? If I were playing this weekend, I got the money of the fortieth player
no
I go, even though that's pretty good, you got me a car broke. Thank you. Alright man,
big.
Memory now are you always have another something completely different,
okay. We now welcome on recurrent guest in
studio this time it is on,
home? He is
promoting its new movie called about my father
which is the he is you're the headliner in that robert in euros below that Robert
yeah, yeah yeah. I know that says yes and obviously people home from work a holocaust as well. So you got the new movie coming out there. I guess
I know this is a lame first question, but I wasn't working with robert here, because that is one of those affected.
Few people? I think in hollywood, that would you we have
Much access to celebrities. Now right, but there's like
but you know it's deniro. Yes, maybe jackson we're like war crimes,
And you have that
yeah man. I mean here's was super duper factor
is that this is my second time working with. Ok, I didn't what we call the intern like five years ago with him. Great movie beg you
yeah, and why are you in that? And so did Bob?
No don't joke the like first day, backers like please remember
please remember in his eye. Are you don't have a while, and I was like
unlike
but no like working with that dude. Unlike first of all like
at the gate, when I Madame arms, open, hugger and you're like,
this is cool yeah. You know it is fully he's not like a huge
personality rights or that's kind of also disarming causes. A lot of you will happen.
She can be like. This is my sad. You can feel the provider, he sets
tone in a way that site just chill
and make you feel at home and, like you can do your thing here
and then I quickly made it myself. The hell. You have found an exact he's old news examine your next. I was like a cabriolet person, where's old knows all news and it's a trailer or taking a nap again when you would.
I first worked with them. Were you before you got a chance to meet him and see how kind of like loki and Cooley was yeah? Were you intimidate? Were you like? I? I have to step my act and game up because I'm going to be in a scene
dinner
yeah yeah. You say that, but then, like its futile right leg, what're, you gonna,
at your game. Up to two, his level got cry, no you're, not by the way I did at the cried day, one on the internet and
my like story that occur
hey to shirk as it is kind of personal like I had a home
who just died
and I was like
that's a month. That's if I'm on a cry among many use
and was like
but can offset like right behind like something I didn't ready to go in there and was like this is fucking stew
my friend would clown me right doing this,
and then I was like,
yo. You guys have the stuff you can blow my real quick. Do that and then we're all. You have to say that it would that be like very,
nice to do to your you know, deceased friend, or would it be like hey you're using him for acting? No, he is like a flopper exactly like what the fuck are you doing, I'm fucking dead, stop crying just so you can get your scene off yeah. I always wonder about that like how many actors tap into a real emotion in a scene like that, I also wonder, is probably a stupid thing like have.
died on screen.
Ah,
I don't I
so I was gonna know I wouldn't know: actors like today, you have to hold your breath for an extended period of time, right, yeah,
I don't know man. I will, though, when it happens, yeah yeah, I think of you, go method,
holding rolling kick holding yeah. I feel like to cry on command. I don't know, I don't think I could do it. I think I would probably just think of, like my kids getting old
yeah. I like some like that right, I don't do it now. I use like a positive light,
like
a positive memory from my pass. My parents are cheering it. That's what
It's an shit that makes me get
the hairs in the back my neck. Going and like you know you get emotional right, and so you can't tell it just
er. Well, knob up would like that kind of emotion. Yeah ah come here. I think the national anthem,
this country yeah. You know any. I d start crying but John Zena announcing that we killed a sound and long yeah that compromise minneapolis extent. John Siena just talk about hunters, yeah, yeah that his re or John c that talking about his dead friends. Could we have?
every with him where he did. That's us an account really: oh yeah. It is like, let's not joke guys. I know a guy that died recently. Her like we're like will absolutely right back with more beef, jerky commercial somebody doing such about for him. We have trouble getting hard dear john. Actually do the majority of people are dead right
yeah like by a large margin- and we can talk about that all day or we give fuckin move on like about the draft and the black box, given that seventeen year old, yes, ruin John Siena when he he apologized the entire nation of china in mandarin, because he called taiwan a country the size is not manner and on our leaders were like white look man, I'm sure John seen as a good guy. But what the fuck are you doing here keep your real good, there's a bunch
people over there who will buy your shit and give you money, but you don't need em you're. Doing fine, ok, drawn more than fine words.
so this movie, though it seemed like you, a lot of fun like it yielded, especially those sebastian being its is it's his story with you know his dad.
Was it one of the most fun experiences you ve had you ve done some very funny
yeah. I mean, like look. Excuse me, hung over
We were in mobile alabama. Ok, just
postcode, so a lotta. She was closed down, so it wasn't like offs
it was like a vast experience right, even though mobiles got good food mere good time. I was
for two months
on set this dude like brett dire.
who played my younger brother in the movie. We had a great time
David ratio, who was in succession place Carl
My dad do too
just lights out. Super funny sebastian
you're funny, and we just had a good time.
Yeah you know can control is like
my mom and Emily she's
awesome,
and were all being. These kind of, like super duper, honky caricatures.
Which is this fund that is falling gatling internet you mentioned us swimming a second ago. Are swimmers? Are they?
underrated athletes. You think what you like,
we calculated our know
I'll. Tell you what it is
when you get to a certain level, it like college right, I swam for university wisconsin. Where are you at we might have been at the same time. I think you gradually, when my freshman year, ok yeah, but you heard about me. Of course, that's actually why you, I went right executive, we'll get it.
We will get back to helping legendary when it was. I was gone, but even at the like, the collegiate level, where people are like like topic,
all right. You still have
different kinds of athletes you have like athletes
probably could have done another sport that are super coordinated. That just fell
the swimming, and when we would like
play basketball, baby like sick or like. If we fuck around in the fuel house and play like ultimate frisbee, they could run
like lights out and like make diving catches and shit like that, and then you have other
well that just have an engine, but they can turn on that
I live in the pool turn it on and just can go
Their heart is like five times normal size, but they can't jump. They can't run
They can't do anything, but that, like
Those are crossfit athletes yeah. If you throw him a ball, they can't catch it, but then they can lift. They can like snatched that right in it. I kind of equate it to basketball where it's like. You got your point guards that are like these freak athletes, but like
we do have a centre
or even sometimes a forward who can like do super duper man.
First riah
So, like you, you know we take
I'll ask what I feel is swimming your ear under selling it, because some means that one thing that everyone did you know as a kid in its yvonne and panels or fawn and then
if you ever try to be like hey ominous swim like for laughs, and they like this
saw here, is so much harder than running or anything you know it's. It's tough is brutal, I'm in your doing because it
such a low impact sport. You can do it
nice a day right so light the conditioning is, is is crazy. When I got to college, I lost ten pounds
and I was like already a super skinny
ten pounds, just upping the training.
You know, and then I had to like try and get that muscle mass back, and I don't know if I ever got there. I think I always think a swimmer has been freak athletes just because they have to wake up so early in the morning to go soon as sure I was late almost every day,
I would be too, you have to wake up so early for swan. It was like a problem. My coach is like. Are you what do? What are you doing here
wanna, be here like I do trust me. I just
I'm not a morning guy here would like,
What's the season for swimming or even know,
if it's winter, but its super long rights as long as like hockey in basketball? As far as training goes
but we don't have a zillion games like those guys. I can't imagine gone through that than a pretty much the best like moment of yours from curs. Probably when, like random
during like a game. It gets Purdue.
you go out on the field in the first quarter, a camera?
due to a here's, a swim team. Never like oh shit, so I do you know a kind of like I didn't. I know exactly like they do that these roll out every sport, yes throughout the seas. The add on your part, arright in all its under five minutes. In the first quarter, I took a recruiting trip to Kansas because I was they might go in there and they,
It took us out on the basketball court tat room
and we were all wearing like breakaway pants, and I added I wasn't very right and it was for like rockstar jaywalk bouncing. That's all you have time and we like to.
our pants off and were in speed owes in front of like twenty thousand people and as I do,
I don't hear I went to madison on a trip and I was like
This is the fucking next level. This might be a dumb question, it's also swimming related, but are are there some pools that are faster than others yeah? How is a pool fast? So here's
poor, poor fast and in its it comes down to it,
depth of the water right
If you a shallow pool its knock. Em is fast because if you may,
like waves and they bounce back up off the bottom of the pool you that just can slow you down. So you want to be like at least six to eight feet deep.
and then also the gutter system, if you're on
outside lame and you ve got some like old gutters, where the ways can bounce off.
That back at you, that's a bummer.
Everybody's pretty much at this point got like the wave eater landlines, that kind of dissipate the waves, but yeah
yeah and you also joke about it yeah. You know you could be like you guys do raise a fast poor, fast wonders faster,
joke about like
the current lady. You know such is right.
So you and now you're doing try triathlons.
I mean I I did what I do know. That means you now mean that you'd you're doing
you are going to do another one
What I'm gonna do yeah. So I did the malibu traffic last year,
so you're do you are doing triathlon, I'm gonna. Do
yet again this year, because I wanna make top
that means you're you're doing triathlon as a hobby
punish pursuing this one. It's not that bad! Oh, your guy! Don't you just do one track on you keep your share! Yeah yeah yeah! I haven't bumpersticker and your car. You have a tattoo yeah got the like. Seventy point, three and a half or whether we are you are you ever gonna go to hire, make his iron out and not as an actual psycho yeah. That's different
My my wife wants to Dewan she's pretty hard core. That's
full marathon re area. What what's a triathlon its? I think it's five case whim so like three point, one swam and then it
Whatever K a hundred and twelve mile bike is ok and then it's a marathon, which is twenty six point, tens mile zone is there one event it this way easier than the others
like you in one part of the wider, the plan I as I would be like. I think I can do. The biking at just pedal really hardly go downhill. Yeah. I've never written a bike for a hundred twelve miles, but does south on the this.
As always the easiest it's the shortest distance. By far for what it is right, but you also, if you like, a six swimmer, like my homey mighty may, Jamie barred from wisconsin became a pro iron man.
and the
would kill it on the swim, but you only get ahead by like too
That's it said, yeah everybody on a bike you get had by like eleven or fifteen minutes. If your beast on the bite, you can make up all the time and then some exactly so you're smart stick with triathlon because at significantly less
like iron man. Yes, I just do the olympic distance
sites like tat, like
its oil swimmers, a mile swim and then like twenty six miles bike and then a six point two while run. That's korea is yes, that's crazy. I could probably do I could do no problems sign up did by the way they do a whole ex celebrity won the day after which is a little bit shorter and they keep
like the other day, they're like
Will you do the celebrity one like? Why would I
do that when you guys the day before have liked the luxuriant you wanna come yeah. I can't
Do it and just die
that would be on if I did I'd died in writing, but I told ever load I'm doing this and unoccupied train I'll, be fine and then like one of the saddest hilarious waste to die would be like.
Oh yeah. He wanted you do on. He never trained in the anxious sung to the bombing
Before I mean look, you don't have to train for this. You just won't be fast. I trained, I was in shape issue.
and then I like, turned up the training.
Three weeks ahead when my body was like yeah. Let's do
this malibu and I was
ok, ok, fine! I just I jumped in the water
and swam everyday for three weeks and then like dynamic.
what time did
our long rise three days a week and then
did a little bit a running
and did one ten k before I went out there and then my
the night before, like I tested for covert, I'm not going be there slang
It sounds, although that would be awesome, even if that was. If that was me- and I could just tell people, I'm training for a triathlon and then the day before you get coven and you're like oh fuck, I can't do the triathlon right, so people who are watch your stuff who watch workaholics, love you.
obsessive fans, obviously, which feels great yeah but
You also probably can mingle little bit not have like. You know people paparazzi
yeah yeah. I am I'm I'm a really good level. You know
on the level where I'll just be out. My kids in some mental shout type but whole my kids is wonderful.
That means you know my nine year old he's like word hauling summit.
if any like embarrassing thing is like, is that from workaholics I'm like yeah some day, you shall understand yeah you're, going to wash all your my my four year old will always be like people ask for pictures like those you're from
yeah, I'm like yeah, kinda, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, super popular yeah are all my friends yeah. It's a good level, though someday they are going to watch all these videos yeah. It's fine. I mean my bar the podcast. I do with the guys, which is
the dumbest fuckin thing in the world a like this.
Can I hope, my kids don't listen to could still be like? Oh, yes,
the more he added you really don't understand, or no things at all.
but that's actually that's the beauty,
because we're very similar, we don't know anything right and we ve gotten very successful with being really dumb
and just submitting you're done
you have you say that you're done all the time. You can never actually be wrong. Rice is true, because news ever put out the pretence of you being right where,
if you like, I know who's a smart aleck, Malcolm Gladwell, yet yea ornate silver or you think, he's smart closed. He puts out, like you, listen this party
because you know I'm smarter than you
The idea out fiasco views of a wrong about. Like one small thing, a revised like this.
I totally fulla shit yeah yeah, whereas with us, if we actually write about something, that's equally is done.
It'll, be like holy shit. These guys are genius right, yeah, flipped, the parent and were Malcolm Gladwell's. The perfect we've said this before, but he's the perfect like there's a lot of,
who believe everything he says who were done
people know that there are a lot of really smart people who are
will actually he's wrong for this. This in this way,
in the middle words like
think, sometimes is full of shit, but I can't explain why right right, but I dont actually know how to refute an argument here. No, he is one of the guys who can articulate a point in in a way that super convincing and you just go yet it makes sense but like
You really gotta, listen lacquer halls where you go wait a second we like, but I don't really know why. That is the whole. Damn you said, Steve NASH was nigerian right. Now is a gap that make that actually now that instead it that makes a lot of grain and then you, sir question yourself yaquita easy notice, his from came and his white light. My hearing, you noted mountain level, has great smart people here, yeah, that's what I'm most of it is used right guide you like that guy.
He is so eccentric right that I'm sure he's until he eats the coffee shop. Look like you see,
at a coffee shop. You, like he's, got a lot of thoughts going on right. Where do you see me at a coffee shop? And it's like that? Guy need some sleep, that as you for a lot of glasses, yeah, there's nothing going on in his brain right, yeah! No, I do love AL. You know what I do. I look absurd as marca, but like that,
ten thousand hours thing. He's gonna die out on that for ever ever, because that is a thing. Reverend goes yeah, that's.
worry about what you need. Yeah, that's what ours is. People quote it now and it's become kind of just like it's got a life of it's own. Our people don't know where it came from now: yeah he he wrote a book in the the premise was a practice, makes you good at things. Yeah everybody was like fuck ronald true yeah yeah. I'm I'm glad someone. Finally, when you think about it, he's right
yeah. I had the other one words like the company like when you are building a company. Once you get past a certain level of employees rights, it's no longer like a small company which is just a very like, of course right, but when he puts it in his
book inside right. You like, or while this guy's a did, he do freak.
That was someone else that might have been from that cause. That's I thought that was a book about like a strippers handling like their business and finances yeah. It's like this is how you get girls yup,
We cannot expect corrigan our I mean having come on so your career,
been fantastic. You you as a central interview, return arouse a few months ago and
you, came around right at the perfect time for youtube yea. So do you think about that? Like would like right time right?
please because there is a lot of luck involved in the worth, we're kind of the same way where it's like. If there was a there, was a hole
in the podcast world that we were able to fill the came around six years later. Probably gonna worked right
I mean it's. A time is in place thing and like I feel it
if you put in it about
thousand. How would we know by basically me
dude we're doing our ten thousand hours mean the word ox guys, blake, Adam kyle,
we're doing live,
comedy, we were taping videos and putting them on our website and then
point youtube
and we're like oh cool. We don't have to bring people to us. We can put something out. Therefore, like
one to click on this can be shared by people. We don't even know and by the way
we don't even like go viral right right like we never had like a black donald lovers,
screw bro rape right that video that ring crazy off the wall out there
a bunch of people having like videos on the front
age of a comedy page of you to which was like the fuckin holy grail that was like ours,
Carson right, which is
so sad, but it also distributed as it is. The thing that, like the next day,
everybody in their twenties at work, would be passing around and be elected. You see this shit
So yes, we, we piggybacked off that commerce, central saws through you tube
rest is our history. It was like the the front page youtube comedy in the front page of funny or die yeah like once. You make the front page of funny or die. Yes, I remember our knowledge humor up. I was in a group at the time and we got one thing on the front page of funny or die and it must be nice, I'm a millionaire and they always sit back and we wait.
ray, come air command yeah, and you guys, I guess somebody had central- saw you guys anew to water newman, slid into dm yeah,
You guys then ignored for while you didn't see the dm. Do I mean look again,
must we this we liked making content. We were I'm Adams,
the business savvy like pretty pretty quick thinking, but like we're just
twenty is like you know,
this party and have a good time, megan videos and weren't super marketing sadie, and it did sit there for us
months before we checked are met.
The decision we saw that someone-
change. Our lives was begging us to meet them, but I think that that is
probably a little bit lost in today's like internet and comedy seen everything where'd you guys were getting into it with
There wasn't like a big angle of what we gotta do this this in this to get to hear so, let's we're friends,
Let's make funny thing and there's an often
sorry about that people get drawn to write.
and I will say like
You meet a lot of people and allay who are like man I'm here. Do it right, I'm really here to do it, but I just bro
My girlfriends I gotta take a month off, you know or light. I do heroin, so I'm not gonna make it to that rehearsal and me.
The guys like we had a good time and like all that, but we deaf
we have like a schedule, verlag tuesday
is. We would get together after work pitch
ideas,
we'd pick one I'd go,
often ride it thursday would get together after reading the script and leg titan
and change it, and then we would still not on the weekends visa and to find people who were like down
to do that war is tat.
and it's also like
genting is always having fun and not showing that side is actually kind of important like what you know will be here till like two or three in the morning. On a sunday night yeah, but our our our job is fun. When people see the fun part which is important cause, they don't want to see like
you don't want to hear someone complain like all working, so many hours, reading, comedy or podcast yeah ten thousand hours yet had ten thousand dollars, and then you also had so the
bus- was your big break right, which
the baying bus? Was it wasn't a big break, but it was the one they got them because it was almost weekly array they weren't on being pass, not in a network of cool now. But if you ever seen a blurred out, we did a spoof on bang bus, which was like the green
is porno of the era. We're like these guys are picking up women and having
axe and vans and then the part that, like all
kind of balmy out, as when they're like oh
this, where you are, will drop you often and they like leave them naked. Like guys come, and so on
boof. What might she just blew you like worry,
it is yeah that could you busta our spoof was three guys. We love bang bus, we're going to go pick up a girl and like
brains out in the van, and we pick up a girl cut to us.
Hyper nervous to even speak to this woman,
and she's ike.
Weird it out and we're like noticing, leg,
Oh there's a new sesar as we drive by and then she gets out and after she leaves were like we almost had sacks of
Then everyone the comments. It was
in enraged people
I wanted there like. Are you potent
me, I would have thought that girl six ways from sunday in your life
yeah, I'm sure you would from the commons of you to play by the early to mid two thousand such a weird time for internet porn year, because it was all predicated on like maybe
the illusion that maybe it's real right like ripe on her right, as I will do it. I wasn't. This guy actually goes to supermarkets and then he goes the fruit section and it just takes a chick home everyday living delight, but he also was perfect time. The internet, where, like everyone,
I mean the internet was kind of built for like porn and people to be horny online. But there wasn't as many EU apps
and only friends, all that stuff. So I bet you had a lot of people shocked that video being like all this. Might this might be a bang, but
free, two thousand per se.
two thousand? Greece? Are you sure you you're a big car for hard, dick yeah, I mean we were. We were early on that click bateman, but so yet that that was a video that that got the most clicks
but it also got the most hate run and people didn't realize it was a cop,
the peoples and relies on complex when I have four year, whereas the fog and by the way
The fucking would have been funnier, just us actually having sex
is that how you do it where's, your dick
That was the one that got you guys. The most of you think that he has one long pugh, that european, oh whoa, weird, to think that's what that's. What made comedy central be like hey. I want to work with these guys know we. So we did like a series that took place in an office and
I was like poland pranks on each other in that kind of thing, and then from
they were like. Oh can you spend this into a show
we were like yeah and they were like here's. Fifty grand
shoot a couple like scenes
I was like guys, we should write an entire pilot. I was like a writer. I was the writer guy
and I had already written a bunch of like pilots to you know as right
samples to get riding jobs.
hasn't gotten one, yet
I'm like, let's right an entire pilot for fifty thousand dollars a moment
There was a million dollars to right. We can.
the pilot
and so
we shot a pilot for fifty grand. I think we didn't take any money or may we took like fifteen hundred
just for bills and that ship, but the rest,
went right into it,
and we shot essentially what is almost
exactly the pilot
that everyone else are we to refute it, because we are like Van,
and posters, unlike
get another source, michelob ultra Vieira, and we had to like you know, get rid of all that stuff like we use like black
He's we like music cues that, like you, can pay for
but then we re shot it and it's funny I'm. I wish that somewhere, but
those exists or people could see. We change like
We did more improvising in that the emperor
changed, but
yeah. I was at school and you still think
if, if you're like a young, sketch comedy group that is trying to make it, you think that l, a is still the place to be for something like that. Orc is it's become
decentralized now? Does you can do it anywhere? You want? I would. I would say this like what do you want to do like? What's the end game has now the end game can just be seen
comedy brought to you by, like whatever dude wipes, whatever you want to advertise on your own thing.
Back in the day, was like the
it being a movie star was still a thing right like atoms. Like I moved here, I want to be a movie star, you're like great, and then you did it right, ah
I want to like right movies. I'm doing that, like
now. People
be like I wanna be a famous instagram too.
och whatever that is, and you can just start
they're right. You go straight to the pros, essentially right and try and rises a rank. So it's too,
I think it's
cool. I dont discredit. Anybody who wants that
to be their career? I don't look like negatively on their own fuckin tik tok. Her nose in like fucking
scream, seven or whatever yeah I care. I was a? U to guide you just do it, you gotta do right. Do you do?
give her miss like the the climb up and I know,
it's kind of a shitty question but like
like there are several times, were, I think, like our man like
number one. It was like just this. Building of
Thank you, you'd never, never knew where would got yet will you guys are at the top of the game
Rapid you guys is always what the other side are going to be going down the mountain every I'm only they won't be an honest wormy, we're both before.
A year, but what's dope, is that, like that's what the journey is cause now like? I was like the young blood working with Ike.
older people like jack, blackburn stiller they come came a workaholic some. You know we're like arms,
you're getting below my work with Daniel stern right right and, unlike we're good deniro,
and I mean who have. I got a ton of amazing people. I've looked up to I'm doing something
rustled comes out later this year.
and but now that I'm like forty, two and online
Get not there myself and on working with young blood's who are like dude. I like
grew up watching word. All right! You go! Oh like this is a ride. This isn't like peak
king and then over its up. It's down
look it Brian Cox, on succession right, super troopers
yeah super troopers.
This deal was on super troopers, Adam sank, super troopers is below him or above him it was a fuckin superfund.
movie, but like it's a whole,
I'd were like sometimes you're here. Sometimes you there and now is
accession and is the voice of Mcdowell.
Old, like
is good. I noted that won't happen to me in my seventy zero writer ollinger those keep running until this year.
And with deniro again fuckin crazy right.
I gotta show the muppets that comes out this week
disney plus how youngest godzilla show so like I'm still check boxes of things that were like fixtures in my life right so like
climb, I'm still climbing riah. Like
like work, Hollis, was a peak of a certain type of thing where I got to
the tv show with my friends that
absolutely, not
exact type of comedy, because it came from our collective brain, its super funny right.
been part of other comedies. Room like this is funny. Is it
That is what I would do, though, but like this is what people are gonna fuckin love more than
game over man right which people were like you blow, but dog, and am I can't
on the max things like we'll get into it.
We just wanted to make the bag a very bad name. What's worse, the battling a maxim magyar about got bad guys back about they ve started this narrative. I hate dogs, which is like the worsening remit, started out somewhat under its own anyway, like like a very different kind of peaks in valleys right, where, like
I am still climbing up this ladder. I liked if there was a dog that was sitting next to you on the couch that was just staring at you, yes, entire, just being like pet me, pet right, please pet me and you just
were the dogs in our time that make you a bad guy dog later
that's worse and blowing up a dog, actually
yeah. I ignoring so look folly blowing up. This is a long answer it they d,
It does your and guess what I wouldn't touch that dog
because my wife
twenties suddenly became allergic to dogs. Are Anna
like hair dander whatever, and so
I grew up obsessed with dogs, ida dog die when I was like nine.
parents were like us. If we gotta
the door, we didn't do dog now right now like. While you
do research to see what the perfect dog would be so for like a year.
Sure I'm going to like dog shows at the mccormick place convention center in Chicago I'm fuckin like looking at all the best in breeds, and I decide an insane decision, which is that the chinese shar PEI is going to be the dog. We should get fire shar, PEI, vigil, yeah
he had seated at home here, but I'm I'm flying the bird Adam. I
on at once so bad it up. A horrible dog could through like that islands,
whatever skin infections, my parents are like we're not going to get a dog broke, my heart, but I was obsessed with dogs. I know everything about all these breeds. I can like look at
we know what it is
and so then my wife becomes
Thirty two dogs and like to the point worth.
I had a dog,
come home she's like
Will you around dark today I got like happened the shower. So now I don't touch dogs. I fuckin put my foot out
If they come near me and I got wash and people like well and I go wife's logic-
he had deal with that yeah. Did it get away from me?
and now I'm like anti dog- oh so you and max got a lot of got. You know yeah something to to bond some with you. My homie had a dog shadow, chauncey r. I p, who I loved and I used to feed like drunkenly,
eat french fries like from my mouth. You know to a pit bull, not the smartest thing in the world. Ah, but that was the last dog that I like would wrestle yeah. You know now, I'm dislike karate.
economic yeah. I guess there is such a good guy that you ve become a bad guy. Just
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Will you be a movie star? I don't know
sub to Jesus Christ,
up to now to star in a movie. I think you have to be a movie star rightly number one on the coffee right yeah, but do you think is an aspiration to europe
it's not an aspiration, but if there is a project that
is super cool that I get
be part of thou, be special, that'll, clinical, but almaty
didn't, I didn't move out here and get into this to become like an adam sandler or like a bend stiller in that
regard potato edge of Jimmy or he's our guy. We bought a lot of stock in him like five years ago. Oh, like that, he's the lab stock and unknown I'll. Just like becoming friends
Nevertheless, I do have a story about Jemmy button.
If that happens, to be cool, but I'm not chasing that I want to. I came out there to be someone who's part
in any way, whether it's writing acting and directing at some point making some
that's, a cultural, touchstone yeah. You know something that everyone goes dude. I watch that will be a hundred times.
and with work. Colleagues, I think I did that so
Oh, I am still chasing like doing it again. Does I mean that's? You have great perspective because
I think there is like
bureaucracy. If someone is okay, we want to be it the
guy in this movement. You wouldn't say no,
what also knowing like what you like to do and not cause if
your aspirations to be an alias movie, star, yeah, there's only a few of those, and I don't want to. I don't want to be someone if my agents call me and we're like her
if they want you to actually have said no,
to be in the star of like a movie where I read it now is a site. This ain't it.
Whether it was me or anybody else jimmy whoever like this move is not.
Be the one that makes them.
they go fuck. Did you ve gotta watch this movie, it so good right. But yet,
came along. It would come along and a quick Jimmy story. Ass is
He's on home economics, yeah right!
off my manager, the sick, hey, there's a pilot,
really like you, they're out too
A guy named Jimmy tatra right now go. I know him.
passes on it they're going offer to you. So like it ready as I,
Ok, I read the script unlike fuck. This is good and I would
they, like toper graces, brother topers, on work? Colleagues, I really like him. It was like to play this
kind of do she millionaire.
brother who's got everything and the whole homer
Comics is like the families, everybody's different levels of finances and all that and I'm like. Ok
fuck. I hope he passes. I get a dm from jimmy
HU I kind of no right dude, hey man,
Hey, I just got offered this part. Should
do this. Ah, I kind of don't want to be tied down a tv, and I hope you call me saying this now. I dont want to be tied down
to the show, but it's really good. I think it could be fun and I was like yo
full disclosure. Gonna call me- and I had a month ago for closer
You pass on this somewhat
it's called me and said: they're going to offer it to me. I think,
You should pass on it because
I'm keeping it real.
because I want it
a great deal for me, but because I think that
You are a movie star, and I think
This will tie you down and he won't have the freedom to do all these things that I think will be banging down your door,
for you to do and in an endless
You could do the show and I think you're fuckin kill it you'll be great, but you lost
be playing a father. Your kind of young
I wouldn't necessarily do that. I'm ten years older than you think I met them,
regular gal has some kids and show you.
Get viewed as being older than you are. I don't know
a jump ahead because you can play
ten years younger,
ever look at Adam sandler in.
But how the cow checks movie myth mortar mystery yeah he plays like
a guy with his wife,
like, as if they're like a brand new couple right in new york city, unlike
fifty something years old. That's like the role of a twenty eight year old right, but
thirty years later were still allowing these kind of
yet we like I'm sailor. We want to see him doing the thing that we do in our twenties, but as a
you don't need a hand up yourself to leg having kids. Yet
and it was like. Ok, cool, like thanks I'll think about it and he took the job
in hindsight. You know he's probably get a ton of dough, he wasn't tied down
the whole year and it might have opened up new doors.
But yet I was like you.
I guess I've seen you and stuff you're more.
Istar yeah. You did a really good job, I'm not a movie star. I think this is where I end up the idol to you end up here, but, like I, I don't
it was the right decision, a wrong decision. He is
he's a killer. He's gonna want, doesn't matter yeah,
it's a good show. It's very good! Show me! I don't want it has eleven, often so yeah,
it's one yeah yeah, multiple tesla's cronies got it. He lost all his bs he's still trying to get over
What does that have to be colony? That was east opening broken up? That's so fuckin hollywood yeah I get now might now I don't like em.
eyes and my being everyone check out the movie made twenty six or twenty seventh
however, you want no one,
A june eighth check out how to be my father. That's not the name of the movie about other go check it out. We got a screener is very, very funny. Dude, it's fun! You guys saw it. Yes, okay, cool yeah, so look Robert de Niro
Sebastian manners gaucho Robert, a narrow can control
david ratio, place carlin succession brett dire, who
steals. The movies super funny place my brother less
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it's funny.
fuckin movie. You can take your parents, you could take your kids, it's that kind of movie italian should go italians, you might have heard of the movie and by the way it's it's, not soft. It's a hard comedy hard, jokes,
sat pieces
get out there.
on christmas day.
Like that, makes your every italian in america as yet all italian see are you have if you are telling me not to tell its working to revoke you're telling parity, you don't see the movie, you gotta go see his eddie curved and that what we do in america that again, as an italian father, some allowed allowing that there are not attack and one percent. I gotta tell you my wrists, no, my kids or tell you so I'm alive.
Finally, we dream and touch on madison really yeah
but what a grave are
the wretched, ok yeah, I you going say the plaza for me. Please
the great amount hockey yang. They still have the bubble hockey a few weeks ago we walked down for,
to dollar there and he was
tuesday nights or maybe thursday night should our long island season. It was just the worst
wicker and you just get by such a barrier to the red shed their they got the building up bought by Juan those ok. I know one another get his squeezed out. Oh ok, well I'll, tell wanders olano! Please show you, you got a seven still
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you drive the biggest cars and madison is he's a move and shake, and we love you yeah delight,
the red shed alive as like a funny cute kind of like relic, but want oh, he needs to do its weakest or payment, and I owe money I'll catch you,
the up every now, and then we have to figure out this, and I owe money I'm like we
What would he do? Yeah like I do a product as you
thriving business man. Listen, I hit up. I mean killed williams, the guy who just one the heisman. I did dm him where he was thinking about going to a constant I was like we can make some.
Fictitious yea and are still sport store here. Didn't work flock that wasn't
proudest moment, but whatever yeah
eighteen year old man like tube
may. I also always send people to Monday whenever they asked for
The stiffest drinks at the best place to start a night, get to drink at Monday's and set that gas. Yes, I will address thanks so much man, we appreciate. As always,
welcome on showed solidarity. Above,
father, no one knows ones coming up.
ok, look
wrap up the show great show boys. We have used the lottery ball. Also.
max just landed. So let's call him and get his number. Let's get. His number from him was called max. Oh hank, yeah, nah man.
Patsy phd, hey means. We have forgotten this incident studio. Have you
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he's, got an old shut out. Most we're ok numbers decision
twenty six one. Eighteen, seventeen, seventy seven
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twenty he's as twenty time yeah I over max.
We're doing numbers tony,
You have anything else. You say to Hank.
Logically, the issue
like you,
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as galileo should first old age or goals are
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she could do so passes at a golf. Thank you
it's a good point, yeah good point max max. Do you have any advice that so yeah? No it's great, we are. We are
not mention that
at all in the show max. I got a question for you. Do you have any advice for hang on how to be a loser,
as he is not used to it, yeah.
If you do really funny occasional n make yourself
Look really ugly. People do feel really bad for you, oh good point. Okay, so so pass Ruby. Have you thought about a hack
nah. I don't know he hasn't so we'll think rather later right. Thanks max appreciated by work. Work both think account wicked
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