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missing in disguise, because the part of the house upstairs was immaculate an age redone that run so that such but below it was it was. It was a fucking reform was shit. It needs the beef can replaced anyways, it's a fucking. Anyone get, it and now course they get under the house, and what I already know was because I had but he do some electrical on my house before he was clean and apples Get down there and he's in the crowd space, which is right underneath my living room and I hear him down. Their every once in a while. I was here in this guy just go on. Why tat fact, So I know it wasn't good. I know it was good he told me that there was a lot of shit work down there and I'm lucky, I didn't have a fire and then he replaced most of it. So The four men on this the job.

You know some of this stuff they ve taken out. The actual you know Macedonia disconnected the phone bullshit happens as these guys work on your house, so He reiterated He didn't use the F bomb, but I could tell by what he was talking about that Had some issues and the elect our goal to apply it house, so you know I'm gonna get there. All taken care of which brings me to my question here: Their power everybody can, I take it five minutes just to be a fuckin hippy me. Every once in a while. I go in and out of my fuckin euro, I'm with the two and now and then and then I'm against the t it Al Qaeda. Go fuck in like a Andy MOSS Euro you commented,

You get your mind right and after about a season, and I have to start acting like a fucking maniac. That's how I feel when I look at whatever the fuck and expert really trying to avoid the expression, the powers that be blood, I don't know, I can't help it every time when I land in LOS Angeles, and I look out at the basin as they call it. From the sand Gabriel Mountains, all away south of that which is for in allaying greater allay all it out just what an absolute clusterfuck it is and what happens When the shit it's the fan, so I'm thinking about getting some solar panels- and I Are you rednecks out there saying the obviously thought good solid, paying a guy You got a gun, wouldn't keep the guy warm that I can shoot you in the head. Steals you provisions. I

stan their Fuckin bearded, wonder aright, I get it, but one step at a time. One step at a fuckin time. First thing I want to do I want to get in. It was ridiculous. I live in a fuckin desert, the House banks in the sun, and am I still have. I dont, have solar powered the dumbest shit ever so I'm gonna look into it, and I want I want to know is, is you know. Is that two types of solar power? There's one? Will you still on the grid and then there's one were you're off the grid. I like off the grid if anybody listening to my pockets, if you're off the grid, like what happens today like did they get mad at you, Are we not away now? because all of a sudden you bill goes down. Is that like set off a light, you know and underneath

the mountain that all those Illuminati guys live in and then somebody pulls up to your house. I noticed you haven't been making any toss lately You know what's goin on here, how come you're? Not you know what you're doing We read books in their funny Nepal's off a tree. Not using any electrical trinity. There does that happen. Israel is not illegal to be off the grid. They just sort of Fatima. Did a bully you at all like just. Let me know what I mean for our eye, because what I would love to do is continue spending by legal tender. That really has nothing behind it that then the faith of every freckled face until the year. I would really loved continue existing this, but I would like to have the back up that if this shit does hit the fan I'm over run by a mob you now

their minds. The only light on the top of the hill see ass. I do a bit about that. That's the thing like! If, if you actually have, if you're off the grid right and everything just goes, fuckin haywire you immediately, you gotta catch, you later quick I'll? Take us a first thing: when everybody loses power, they stand, they got all you gotta before me. I want you to be right. That's the first thing. Flip the switches. Is it then you not within thirty seconds you like is adjust our house and you look out the windows you. Basically you have thirty fuckin seconds to all your lights off. Tell your wife to shut the fuck up and get down stairs then that little corner run You put your hand on her shoulder formally, you dont her, but you're not affectionate.

You place your hand on her shoulder. So she knows it's important. Fuckin information is on the way you say: honey were the only ones left once then looking stop crying were the only ones with the only ones left with power, and I need you to hold it together cried out now I want you to cry every ounce of bitch. You haven't you out of you in this corner this house. Ok, when you come upstairs, I want you to sit here and I think we do not have power.

Ok, so when the Sullivan come across the street and see if we don't have power, why did they fuckin faces the get about the servants? They're not gonna, make you understand, I dont want that to happen. I don't want that to happen anybody'd, but I dont want to be the solvents you normally I wanna shot just give me a fuckin shot. So I need not just need some solar panels and a fuckin helicopter, and I will get the fuck out of here as what you need me. Fuck in ITALY guns? Will you shorts and eager along second last anyway? So I'm thinking about it? Does anybody is anyway live in the early area? Does anybody have solar panels anywhere in the fucking world? Can you recommend are there to different kinds, because I

She looked up solar panels off the grid and I came to this place, a blue, pacific solar, its is off grid packages, Then there's another one that just as get solar power, son power after it systems of good system back. Would solar Electric systems Yak Uninstall, that shit. Why I'm gonna go we're gonna, bring it out just run over the outhouse or what. Cabana. What would you have a cigar? Sorry, I want a stupid fuckin move this week there

Then there's one for Australia, I dont mind paying the grid, but I would like to have if the grid fails to have the then off the grids which about Jack. We just have that Those who have been on the internet this week, you know the direction that I'm workin it. Oh, yes, you do. The stopping me as you know, the direction of government I'm talking about. Fuck and roads has anyone. Seeing this this Youtube video. It's fucking, amazing! If, if what you're saying is true about. These solar roads, and I, poligized for the narrator I get. What he's doing he's trying to keep an interesting, but he kept in interesting tools in any breaks down to an interlude which should come a minute earlier and then it goes back to school. So it's a little bit annoying blood. Just try to listen to the information and then try me. The get sucked into a George Bush Obama debate. Because I don't know

I don't know if these six, what the fuck do? I not right, but it just do basically saying if we replaced our roads with these solemn? Second things that literally, what makes it look like, I got land and it's all lit up and they should be so just to let you know a dears going around the corner, then it would just light up and turn a there's a fuckin day around the corner. You know enjoy your bar, pancakes or whatever right some fuckin fallen hippy shit and that basically. The amount of energy that it would create would be three times what this country even needed, which immediately we can just leave the Middle EAST. We don't have to be over their passing them off by getting in the middle there bullshit right, we don't have to deal with oil and oil money is what funds the terrorists as far as my limited reading goes right to the full

Please over there that fuck hang she scratching. I just gave your birth what's wrong Anyways yet like the fact that the oil people the people who make all the money over there. They then donate to mosques and then in the more state, fuckin get off gonna fuckin a Said it over these fuckin people over here that in the coming back at us she shuddered ass is far enough. Like I said I don't know shit clear, would you stop fucking you're gonna have to go to the other from here. Can anybody was sweeter? We want an eyesight today. Didn't we with real good get out in so many ways yet another. Whole fuckin thing is just null and void. We have all this extra power. Actually do we create a bunch of joy.

You think I don't know is the way it looks. It doesn't seem like it's a smooth ride. It just seems like the whole time we got like over these fuckin things. I have no idea but just check it. And I swear to God, because this something that if it, if it is, if it does work, if it does fuckin work, it could benefit everybody. Conservatives, liberals, independence, everybody who wouldn't benefit from all of this energy. All that's right! the people in power. Ah, how could I forget that that's right? How do you think that they're gonna derail this? If this actually becomes a movement? How will these somehow in terrorism, nine, eleven liberals, fucking right wing, server lives and just get this. The pot fucking stern, so everybody's, screaming and yelling. It's gotta be helping lives better than a will starve

They're gonna do all that shit. I'm the only way this thing gets off the ground if it works, if it works is if people don't get sucked into those arguments and we all become one and we are pick up a hatchet and we start marching towards the bankers- gaiety communities, ok, because the asphalt streets will have to run red with blue blood money before something wonderful this will ever Falcon happen because you fuckin with a century and a half of cash flow, going to a small amount of people. That's what you're fucking with and when you fucker was somethin like that that level of money quickly the money that gives the dollar power they going think gives the Eu S dollar powers that oil barrels of oil are still measured in? U S dollars other than that, it's a fucking shit shop. So these guys,

guys behind all of that, it's them in the fuckin bankers, and that's it. The insurance companies like the TED Kennedy or that Fuckin family are right, but Pocket Bobby and Jack. I actually the banks that fucking Joke Kennedy. I feel shut up at the Kennedy Shit. I write so anyway. That's my thing like this is a great fucking idea. If it works, if it works, it's a fucking, great idea. Even if you just did a few roads, we just did a few of them. Each state just did their main highway or whatever you just did that. I can imagine the of of money would save and on the less than men. The possibilities of our incredible. I dont know if it works, but it is fucking credible, but the sad thing um.

The fact that whenever new stuff like this comes up, it all just turns into Obama, Bush Republic Endemic a blob, love everybody just yelling at each other and then it just fucking goes away and then everybody turns on sports. That's what happens so they, oh there's all off the grid, Billy fifteen, the crazy talk that makes sense to me. To my mind, you know we get so well. All the liberals out there in Hollywood right, I gotta tell you, I'm the am not just making fun of the stairway typical southern guy right, because having lived out here in Hollywood, these people are out of it fuckin minds date. There Fox news to the left there. Out of your fucking mind there there does such Can hypocrites where it's just like you can say the mouse

I guess racist isn't the word. Could you can make fun of white people rich white people? You can basis You can be sure you can use exact fucking thing that they don't like seeing used on poor people against rich people. They fucking love it. You know we can suggest that people from this Are all fuckin their sisters and their slap their knees, and they do the wave in the crowd a right, but if you say just any homeless guy needs to get off spoken ass? Stop? can I get a fucking job than you're the devil, so I mean that make any sense. What shouldn't Is that why you listen to this podcast counts. Ah variety, then let's go. Let's do a little bit advertisement Like to abrogate any solar people want to advertising this fuckin part. Guess how much The costs are right, ear, voice, everybody s, voice a voice. Why don't you get this ship s voice everyone?

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the following morning: I, what should be a game- and I gotta tell you it's slice of Heaven, spanish slicer haven't. And you know what I got back into NBA hope and I got back into the simplicity. The beauty of just one out there with the ball, trying to put it through a few pope. It's a fucking, pure gay, It is a wonderful game. If those fuckin reps would just got with it, they would just relax classic example. Uneven, In this game, yet I'm gonna go watch it as I upload. I've only watch them a quarter of the last Casey! San Antonio spurs game right now, as far as I understood, the job of the referee is to keep the game under control, keep the game under control and let the play decide who's, gonna win the fucking game are right. I want first quarter the game, I hope Casey. Sorry trouble Cosette, search a back a guys at essays name the big man his heart

rights of these on the elliptical, so they got Kendrick Parkinson there and what is that I can refer to give them three fucking balls to different bull shit, fuck and cause and puts the guy in the bench They already got one guy me elliptical. You know they need Kendrick, Perkins given to bolster guide fuckin three files in the first quarter, the last two I swear to God. Stand and their scratching his ass and they gave him a file. Then I watched him with whose who's the guy there will whoop. We know what the fuck's his name their point guard sometimes turns into an eight year old, desolate w. Why do I keep thinking Witherspoon? Because I'm old, you know we're talking about their fuckin guy right. Manual nobly whatever his name is that guy refuses to shave is fuckin head steals the ball from our right.

So you see the fuckin guy, he turns into the eight year old. He runs right up and tries to slap and away from takes a file Ennis in only sit there. He doesn't even look at the refugees somethin like that fuckin bullshit and the rapid. Stan and there staring at him huh and always staring item, because even the guy announcing the game. Reggie Miller. I think it was was gone that Russia should have fuckin given on the file and walked away. He stands there now only stands it stands is staring at him waiting say something now I know I know this guy probably has a fuckin reputation for doing that. But it's just like that complete fuck and abuse of power, and these guys their job is to to keep the game under control, not control the pace of the game and its words spoken here about the NBA are right. There, ok, they're! Sorry! I got my pocket. Tampon meant

I this week, but it's a fucking thing that I cannot stand about the NBA, the goddamn officiate whether it's fixed or not. I don't fucking know, but those guys they need to relax clear. What is the problem? What is the problem? I just gave you a bath. I wrenched you're good. I can think of you not it's such a ridiculous lover. How much I love that dog! You know, nothing did think drives me. Nuts drives me nuts. Anyways body is still bright. What a great series are, even Ok, see is down at this point to give another of its three. At this point, I don't know, spurs a fund, a watch, okay, so find a watch. You now is much. I imagine. Pacer fans are straight with their team. You know they just and how to win. Yet they do. You know

they're like they like the little brother? That's big enough at this point too, I only want to fight against this old brother, but they did. The elder brother has to psychological advantage because he's been chicken there ass their entire fucking life. You know up hang on to scratch. It again, that's the problem. You know, I don't know Jason I had no gain better than he also says that coach thanks and Larry Birch literally walked down and fire the guy during the game and just take over because he's going brutally out couched. I have no idea, I'm just actually happy there, I'm watching the NBA again. I just watch these fuckin russ we're just

the fucking whistles away, or at least to be consistent. I been there the fuckin worst and I know when every sport you can have bad officiating and he can have shit cause but like the NBA is, is at the top of the fuckin list, because it goes beyond bad causa. Go because with their power they can put guys on them Just fuckin drives me nuts relax bill. Ok, I will but starch some hockey here how about that I have never like you, I did the last time I was is wrong about somebody, though the fuckin Patriots traded drew blood, so do the Buffalo bills, and I was like that. Guy's gonna come back to haunt us and I forgot that the poor bastard was playing for the fucking bitch. And it is in his fault right thought they were come back and kill us. I also thought the Tom Brady got. Lucky is first years. That's what I thought. So I don't know shit and ass. It just have not-

believing in the ranges- and here they are one game away. Ladies a New York fuckin Rangers whose tortured their fans every fourteen year, except to night before, since nineteen forty, they ve been torture and those motherfuckers they are one game from going to the Stanley CUP finals. Ah, it's been a great. What a fucking game there. And we can easily be too to just an increase again yesterday and down really enjoyed every Laguna join that serious, because I know the Canadians are gonna quit. I think they're gonna win the next one, And then I ll begin six. It's gonna fuckin in our pressure to the right. Like fuck. We can't lose this monkeys elegant. We, we don't wanna, give seven what these guys are basically praying for both series, both the kings, hawks

and the Rangers Canadians to go. Seven games, save them what the basketball, even though it doesn't look like, is going to come. I want more hockey, more hope, ok to boot the gap between the end of those series and the beginning of NFL football, but then again my shit and on the national passed at one. I just fuckin, embraced that you asked what I should do I'll fuck enough blood and then than the Hawks King Series is just been fuckin ridiculous. The hawks came out game one it day. Just look like what everybody thought they were. Just does. I guess they if they wanted to sure they are considered a dynasty one. You know it. Money is the level the amount of teams and how hard it is to win a championship. Has increased over the years that when I was a kid you had the wind three in a row to be a dynasty, and then

in four years, like they gave it to the patriots where we want one buccaneers one and that we want we want. We want in four years and they said that was a dynasty and now talking Chicago one. Two thousand ten two thousand thirteen and then, if they will again this year, they were gonna, give him a dynasty whatever you want to call it Oppressive, what they're doing, because they lose guys every year, but their somehow able to tonight dip in quality. Like the way we did. You know we made some moves, Governor Tyler Sagan. Some of those guys got a little bit older little more inexperienced the same time- and I think that the hardest in the end oxygen amazing, but then the fuckin kings come Aurora. That was its sixty two just kick their ass and then the come back, came three, I think Just that was just like a heavyweight battle. Them just go

added- and I can't I can't wait if you listen to the spot, just before game tonight, jump on the fucking bandwagon If you just want to watch hockey, in its highest level. Watch the kings hawk serious. It's fuckin insane, I'm actually try to get tickets for tonight didn't work out. Another he's gonna walk up called up my connection, if I can happen in there, but I am defiling gonna be watching that series dry, I guess not one day away from forty days without a drop of booze fucking, brutal yeah, I swear to God for wanting a meeting right now they try to give you a those ships had thrown out of fucking, throw it out, and you start screaming. I like that I've lost some weight, but I'm get ready to a special everybody and tickets are on sale.

Ones be at the live taping of my next special. So you can say to you love once I was there when that our of filth was recorded on, I will have the lead up. Tickets are going faster guy, I'm gonna, be it the Tabernacle in Get Lana Georgia, and I can't wait to come back. It's one of my favorite theatres and I'm really hoping I'm nervous but this one man I gotta try to top my last one, which is the only thing you can really do, is try to talk you last one and on the other,

get myself in the mindset and then the mindset, yet that mindset has to be where you don't give a fuck, but you do and you haven't fun in your improvin like I would during a normal showed, so I basically have the block out. That's the thing you block out that the cameras are there and then you also don't start thinking like I'll fuck. I miss the tag, gives a fuck nobody's gonna. Now, ok, you're, not documenting the joke. You document during, like that nights, performance of the joke and that's the way it came out and when you do that, then you can fuckin for yourself up. So what am I just want to fuck it? Do it already has possibly down at the FAO, Weak and I was gonna do in San Francisco butter, the fucking unions up their Jesus Christ, fucking be unproductive beaten there, she anatomy

that fuckin higher fifteen guys to bring a might stand out on a fuckin stage. What am I gonna, fuck displaced by go cross? The street yeah, it's gonna, be Sixteen guys. You know what father leaves our brow far this town and went to Atlanta. I'm deftly come up now, I'm just going to do. I'm scared to San Francisco he's not gonna, fuckin. Filmer, summary. You know that I wanted to. I wanted to Those wacky unions anyways! When also my talk about here. Jesus Christ, it I did. I do Oh my topics already in my already into the questions. Why I'm thirty minutes in I'm actually supports, be going away at what barbecue via the guy. See all my bodies over on Saturday, we watch game three, the change, ganders fucking, great and down

old up some stakes and those guys do not give a fuck. I let somebody somewhere like man, let me grill those after and real amount, give a fuck. You know I was upstairs making the fucking garlic, mashed potatoes like a fuckin way. I don't care, I give a fuck. I know that really fucks with, man card that I have another guy come over your job on my girl. I don't give a shit. I really don't just want to make sure people have drinks yet out, I'm up here where, in my apron, I'm really my feminine side, when I turn on my group lie, had cooked on it. Now, com account and made the stakes on it. You don't tell you cook on it, but I just got enough this. Look so good. I actually got some anxiety is like I don't wanna fuck these up courtroom. We had a woman. I I was up here. I made potatoes. What a pussy!

is: is Christ I'm a guy or my dad doesn't? Was this? I got a couple of froze. What's up there I'll throw my I'll make him for me and my wife what a pussy anyways scientists is making me feel less. Really. I do me, the reform in Taipei, Elsa Mail or I'm wearing an apron. I really image when I had all depends on the situation. I will either not to and out of shit or I will let you roll right. The fuck over me, as I had my wallet, it all, depends on the situation there. Bills called penis gets a bag of fuck yourself right now. The big thing in my life is yesterday. I went out and I bought a new sneer drum and I can't wake as I bought this old Ludwig kid, and I know I've been threatening a long time would be doing these drunken.

But I'm getting close. I get my drunk here and there about an early seventies, green sparkle, I'll, fuck and balanced The sooner we can, of course, they never come with the snare. I don't know what happens with the snare. People just want to keep the fuckin snare, they break up the kids. So I wonder. You know I will go on the internet, trying to find a fucking nineteen. Seventy one, Ludwig six and a half. I fourteen fucking snare, and I just can't find us like in our. Why don't you just go, buy a new one and then in off one comes along any of you. Whatever you added to the fuckin kid who gives a shit butter I bought it allowed, is itself sweet with some sweet and I've been practicing. Alot. I've been on the practice bad big time, and what I learned yesterday, my get behind a kid is the practice pad is not a drunk you and I started like shit man than what was funny

I went over to go by a snare drum afterwards and when they were trying to see if they had had shell case for it, I was I got down. I sat on one of those. The v drums the electronic kids and down. First thing sound, so unbelievable, like I was joking with a body that dean deriving from the year. Let there be talk podcast, any all things, Carmody network You know we went over there together Emma. I was joking with the most, with those electrons sounds like you sit behind a real kid. You like, oh, my god, I suck thank God, nobody's here to listen to this. You get behind the electronic kids and you just like how come I am not in a band, I'm fucking, like they sound so unbelievable and their sole forgiving,

Sat down on those are those be drops of tyrant. I've ever wanted to play drums and you worried about how loud, they're gonna be any just want to have fun. You gotta get get the fuck envy drums and this is not a crime Just get me SAM, is just get the fuck envy drums because you can actually control the volume of them. You can play headphones. You can be downstairs your wife can't even here at whatever your roommates or whatever live an apartment. All you do, is you go out and you get you know those I think I've talked about this before. In other things, those overly protective parents get in the playroom, those interlocking like little rubber Spongy floor things off kid falls down. He doesn't hurt himself, you just get those. And you get two layers of it and you put it underneath the kid and you go says you downstairs Navy, say hey my name's someone. So this is my phone number I, if I'm ever playing any in your at home.

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but I will say that I don't think carry price is quite is good. Is people says if you go up top, you got the guy unless you miss it every fuckin time away We did. We really yeah, we really screwed the fucking poached, but I definitely think he's one of the illegal is an elite, but I wouldn't, I think I'd say the kings. My quick is the best. Is it my quicker myth? Is that the fuckin guy from the Eagles, I'm so fucking old? I just combined generations of people. I gotta let this up now. Jonathan quick, my quick, yet my quick play for the eagles. I knew that in sound right, I've watched people, I've watch all three fuckin games and they ve said Joe. It's a quick gazillion times and I still said my quick. I my fucking brain stop for training information somewhere the Earl late eighties early nineties. My apologies, Jonathan, I think he's the best I'll tell you why.

I think it's his fuckin good is not is not. Those is the Blackhawks Crawford I just think he has an incredible group of people in front of them, and he plays with the lead a lot. So people can get back on deep, but I've noticed you know, I was suddenly start chase and a little bit they gotta take their chances. I'll tell you that Five holes, looking pretty change tv, sorry, anyways, whatever we also see if we took out carry price of an ethical, would have made a difference, the Canadian they would just better than us and they're moving in the right direction, and I hope that we do so. Why did you go all right? All right dilemma, the dilemma here for the weak bill. I haven't heard you read the lemme in a while here's one. Would you rather fight three rabbit dogs with the thirst for blood with a sword? Yet I could for can take em out or take your chances

one bullet and a bare coming at you from a hundred yards away, keep in mind the dogs can kill you and that it can take more than one bullet to kill a bear. So fuckin lately. I know that. I don't know that. I just watch Youtube videos, so saw Youtube. Videos wanting watching mothers fail when videos and what are they always have put a picture, some hot hardship bending over and then she's. Never in it, it's like watch it anyways what he can my hopes up for watching people- male and succeed is compelling its compelling enough. You don't have to put some ship with a fuckin. You know bikini covered plan fuckin winking at me in the beginning of it, and then it's not their its false advertising. It can't you don't Darwinism start that just click on the ones that don't have that fucking pussies stand on the merits of the foliage. You stole

but anyway, I was watching oilers, fair wind videos and die this guy. He was Hutton Wild Boar and he fucking shoots the thing he missed is in the fuckin thing turns around and just start run and Adam. He misses again and then he flock and ran away Do you just got your best, what you gonna outrun, a fucking wild boar? Yet that's bullshit, for a ride there. I'm telling you. Gotta just stand there. If I there shoot a fuckin bear in their head. You gotta shoot him in the fuckin head. You gotta wait the absolute last second I'm talking about, urinating down both I'd say you can't leg just there. They live and just waiting you get most feel his breath and you better have a fucking. Fifty caliber

and you just fire that fucker. Hundred yards away, fuck. That fact, that don't you know you can fill the earthshaking. Is that thing come in you, I mean I'm just tell New York, that's just come. All organs fail at that point. Fuck that us up rapidly Finally, I absolutely with the sword. The great thing about his sword is gives me a little bit of distance. I, how do I meet these rabbit? in my lowered into a pit as this amy- are they run about me?. For three a run at me, I stand there and writers dates. First, one starts to leap. A little side step.

Little sachet. If you will- and I fuckin just come right down whatever whatever meat I can hit. In it? That's what I'm gonna do as a matter of going to allocate an arm, because the last thing I want to have happened is sword to get stuck in that things flashes, the other to take. Take it all. I'm really get analyse I'd fuck and give him a nice falcon right there, Fred bright little shop to him said that aside, then the the fuckers. Even if one of them's bite me I move is I'm hack and your leg hack and you What kinda the people right now like? Oh, my god, I love tat, shot it's hypothetical and their rapid. They gotta be put. Anyways they're trying to kill me off. We were faced with a wolf oxide. You want it so that that would be my big move. It would be my my big

like I've always thought if I was ever hiking in somebody. I came part somebody gang mauled by a mountain line. If ever I was I mean I mean, I know what I would do in real life. I'd be like well stocks for him. Her didn't see that sorry. What am I supposed to do? Get more too, Don't get on the news fuck that, but some reason for somebody I gave a shit about and they were gonna die. I would I would run like a native American really focused, awfully and I would leap in the air and I would fuckin Matt Cook that mountain line one of his back legs. We just spoken land on its leg and try to blow out here and it's and its lateral fuckin movement, and I will just fuckin. You know The great thing about wild animals written by animals in general. His they don't have a fucking ego. Ok,

it just kind of like you know when sunlight that happens there. Just like. Ok, I need to go lay down in here, even though that's not gonna fuck him he'll. That's it that's! So what have? That's? That's how I would take the three dogs. I would give a nice yeah, but the sword to the first one that came to me. I take the bite at the second one, eyed hack, the leg of the third one, and then I fucking start finish them off, that's what I would do and then I will go to the hospital with all three carcasses. And I would say I got did by two or three of these there all fuckin rabbit had stick those needles in my stomach, let's get it over with shame needle radiator. What's the pot go mad or stopped, and you know shit. I like that miss, let's bring the dilemmas back. I also like two videos of the week I was a lotta. There was a lot of fucking things out there Remember back then we used to have topics. Are a corporate bullies dear bill? I used to be a bully

not a terrible one, but the harmless, Eddie Hassle type. Just you just like a distant asshole, harm was, as I may have been, I'm sure I heard some feelings and made some experiences less one for those. At the other end, my quest The EU is. How can I make this right No, I can't trace down the kids I grew up with, but I see people being Dixon corporate Amerika and want to call them out without losing my job. Do I t them, in the same style, we did his children or take a seat this route and give it Denzil speech are first of all. Why can't you treat tracked down the kid you grew up with happens all the time on Facebook. You can find a lot of impede, go to high school reunion. You could do it that way. I think that would be a great thing to make. You feel better.

Hey, I'm an adult. Now I should have done that story. That idea I dumped your books and gave you a fucking Reggie, whatever the fuck you did. I don't know how that works in corporate Amerika. I wouldn't give Denzil speech those speeches only work in them always do. I teach them in the same style. We did. Is children what you know, need to elaborate they're pulling people. I don't know you know in the job place if somebody's getting bullied. That's really just on them. You know any interest the amount of ship that they ve decided that they want to taken life. You know everything Think of summer was like in output in his secretary. Diana, had luck and was given a nobody's. You don't owe me. There was a bunch of fuckin former athletes Beatenest, former methley, you know

an outsiders, cubicle weight from the go over to the water Buffalo. They put him in a broom closet. Falconry from up here. Then you gotta do somebody if it's just like mental torture. What I would do as I would walk up to the person getting bullied when you get a chance to say, listen man, I got stuck up yourself start taken that ship. What's he gonna do throws flags that you, what are you afraid of fuck him. But I know in the work environment he can't say: hey fuck, you you have to come more, you have to sit down to say. Can I talk to you for a second and then they'll. Listen to you, then you go to bed. Wasn't I just noticed you ve been now. You know common at me in a manner that dead, sorted indicates to me that you're not pleased with something about me, and I was just wondering what that was it up. Just leave it that see what that is, and then you know if they want sit there and try and make your life miserable at that point,.

I guess No! There's all that passiveaggressive horse shit! That goes on in an office, but I have not, unfortunately, never worked in it. Arena tell you what you know what I need a little help on this one: everybody. Can you guys radiant some that really corporate these things: can you right in the sum passive Breast of shit that's been happening like they do. They want you to quit. Keep doing stuff to you guys got any stories out there. I think those are interesting. I think those with I'll, be Philip forgot. Our you're, the black ass Sylvia I would go to high school union. I gotta screw you and I think we were to reach out to something on Facebook? Hey, sorry for being a deck got eyes, grew union say to their face. You know I would do that. I would reach out to Facebook, Facebook, his fucking, weird anyways. I kid

movies. Dear Billy. The kid lists. Just when you think, there's not an original one left. That's a fucking great want these set out my father of two little girls. Congratulations! Congratulations! my free time- is spent with them and there's a lot of kids programming is happening in my life. I was wondering the other day. Does bill Like any kids movies, classics like the Goonies or Disney animation, Don't worry if you dont like any now you and them when your own child is getting on. Giggly and bubbly over the sight of a little mermaid Of course I do. I mean I didn't the goonies. I'm was too old that came out. I was already a teenager, so I was watching more quality cinema like young blood Road House. Let me see, hear what it what a while, yet I gotta Disney.

Of. Ah, I never like Mickey Mouse his voice. So I like goofy, I like PLUTO Donald Duck, was fuckin hilarious. Why do we always make the Duc de the dick you know? Did Warner brothers rip off Donald Duck with Daffy doc? I hate and I hated daffy that by the way, I couldn't stand that fucking do and after a while, I didn't like bugs bunny, either bunch body always one, so he was Falcon annoy and Africa. Was just kind of this piece of shit. You know I just you know just what don't shut the fuck up so far enough flames? as for the winter announced, was to feel bad for you. You didn't clear. I'm gonna give you another bath. What's wrong with you, they need a fleet treatment, they ve Clia audio. It was funny about her when she's anticipating me either saying if she wants to now she's always a communist

one go to apply it basically outside or go for a ride. Her ears staring at me right now park up. They. She looks like that years, her eyes her eyes. He just lots in on me this go pitfall. Look ears come up and she just stares at me with all census like You just say what I said. I thought he said I would Shall we get around that, but it's a meeting the do you want me to do a final. Do you wanna hear how she does is everyone's clear clear: do you want to go for a ride, a clear, clear do

I put the hot check in the beginning. Didn't I I'm sorry by growth, we're gonna minute womb, ok, yeah! I like I didn't like the little mermaid just did I just did like those fail. When videos I put the hot check in the beginning, didn't I I'm sorry body could grow, we're gonna, minute womb ok, yeah. I like I didn't like the little mermaid. I'm not into fish women who just fucking weird them is always some sort of like the guy. It's the fucking fish woman. I just fuckin creepy splash it off I mean this is really crew, but you just always think you just say downstairs? Is gonna be little right. You know what it tells you look at awry for eyes. Cloudy, you don't go down there.

Jesus, that's a fish joke everybody! That's all you pick. Fresh fish. You know what I actually looked up. This recipe This is my favorite thing on Youtube. It's for girlish met. Garlic, Mashed potatoes- and this is how the guy that the way the guy and this video is so fucking priceless. Let me see if I can bring this up there, but this is a Youtube, video, the weak This is what the advertising don't. They know everybody hits fuckin, mute and then scroll down and you just look at the yellow bar. That's what I do more. Second, six more sector, three, two one pair so basically yeah it's gaming. I just

You re here this well or shut up shut up shop Geneva, so he basically I just shut up to a video on demand. He basically makes these garlic aspartame potatoes in the end, then they gotta try it and tell you how fuckin delicious it is. This right here? Listen, what this guy says! This fuckin is made my weak eureka you'll, be glad you did expertise in it. Man asked. Man. It's good such fuckin guy you, you could not get mad at that guy. That for near right before he went to bed last night and she felt she almost fell out of the bed laughing Thanks for you to urban because that's called mashed potatoes. Thankfully

to say that there was any puts the garlic mash fails as mass, but it goes beyond its good Not in his videos will get better cause. I've actually seen outtakes, where he's actually more relaxed more like who he is he's just, but the woman was from a few years ago. I always believe that people can get better so here we go live. We got one more red here. First time, do Billy go lucky, I'm gonna in my view, the card next weekend, geez Christ. I was there. We surprises me with people know when they gonna lose her virginity doesn't just happen like it did. For me. Oh, I guess never gonna happen in summary. Just grab your dick and you thou. Shall we go? We Then you drive at all here. I don't know people planted

I, like I just said somebody just grab your dick like it could be anybody like some fuckin Sixty year old man, grouse as it goes. Like you, guys, actually planned this shit out. It's going down Next Sunday I'm gonna lose my picard next weekend me and the girl are corny high school of birds It couldn't be more right. I think I know the answer to this question, but I asked you anyways. Should I oh it in her face now. Should I blow it in her face to commemorate the occasion then he says, kidding real question should I think about mixing up positions are just keep it either. I love making yeah, I gotta be. I swear to you, I never. I never hooked up with a virgin. Ok, the woman. There was a woman. She was a form at the end.

And she had been around the block all right, so There was no one there. I don't know I didn't happen experience, I would probably say the first time you do it, you don't want to flip. Moreover,. Yeah. This is a big responsibility, I would try to keep. It is loving. And as nice as you can, I would probably do that the first half dozen two dozen times and button, then Europe will get comfortable their body before you start. Fuckin trusted you noted, is about you. Kids is the amount of porn, probably watched the access that you have to it. You know I wondered if, if kids, that's a fuckin creepy thought sorry strike that were money. If I shouldn't even so kids teenagers of age. I may they gotta.

Better, rather than we were, we had no idea you have was rumours when I was a kid you to know what the fuck you were doing the figure ages uses, walked into the bush, no fucking trail nothing. You guys a wall, you guys a walk right down the open. I will just have to do something I I didn't, even though the thought. I'm trying to think when the facial came arrive there. When I was in high school, like the two poor knows, I think I ever saw Google even thought. Oh shit like that. I'm trying to think when the facial came arrive there when I was in high school, like the two poor, I think I ever saw the big thing. When the vcr came out and then all of a sudden you know- and then it was somebody out- have the balls to go into through those fuckin saloon doors at the back of the video shop, and he just

Fuck your one another just grab one really quick. Would you get tat and then you fucker went out like nobody did, that nobody fuck into I'm, trying to think the first hour even sought at first. I thought it was fucking gross like a lot of porn. You're gonna go it's disgusting than you, like all my god. That's the only thing that gets me off any move to the next level, which is the danger report right. You just keep going. Farther and farther down the fuckin abyss annexing, You could work on a vice squad without getting sick. What you're, gonna fuckin man a sandwich over their sorry. This is getting gross, but it's true Annie. If elected, no child under the age of eighteen, will be allowed to watch. Somebody Boston, somebody's face ass, not lose you can posted in the wild Jesus crummy. Even like your question. Like

fuckin advanced. You already are, if you never fucking, did anything because one August, There was no video, we had no game felt when I was a kid. Did you guys get don't go over, and over and over, like fuckin Bilbil check, we had no, there was no game film and then, because there were so little information. You add the act like you knew everything in some. Would bring something up and you you and you be sitting on the outside, just told a Fuckin world series of poker face in on the inside your panicking going what the fuck are they talking about? What is it I don't know what that is. You know I don't know if my God knows what it is, but certainly not talking about it up to him: cassettes, fuckin, grouse. Just talking to him. But it would be fuckin gross in in a whole other levels in doing that to my mom I'll fuck. Does he know that right? So so I guess I just keep it I love making. I would leave a debt write and with that everybody,

that is the Monday put morning podcast here for Memorial Day right. Thank you to all the troops anybody was ever served Forgive me, the wonderful life that I have protecting my life, and I mean a lot more to me now that I actually you know that their chance to go over there to Burma, each and every thing out of the hole, another level of reality to it, so why that is so. Thank you to all the troops arrest. You guys go fuck yourself, I'll talk to you next week, I'll get you some the panel's, get your idea patented and if you making love, version. This week I try to keep an eye on gas.