Hey what's going on is billboard is time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday February, Fifty's, thousand and sixteen hello. How are you, how was your world going? on this Monday, How would you Valentine's day, how did you get here Something special? if you're, a smart son of a bitch. You're either, not in a relationship or you're not taken around until tonight or tomorrow, whatever, whenever the prices go back down again,. You know and by the way, if enough people start doing this in the old fuckin restaurants get wise to it and they start making their prices higher. Valentine stay prices a few days before a few days after that, fucking wait a week, wait a month Do it a month earlier, it's the biggest fuckin rip off probably of the year then probably what's Goin on a Bernie Sanders, but I don't really understand

I guess she has some super del delegates. You know I'll fuck, it religions get the super. She already has the super delegate charity as a hundred GEO needs a hundred and twenty whatever the fuck. That is, Jesus Christ. It's like bids plain bridge, trying to keep what's going on, I have no idea. All I know is I, like dead, Bernie looks like an old dog journey, a meal. When he's talking hydrogen the Fuckin Giles go and in detail. It thinks that his fingers do I like it. I can get that for four years, gotta admit that as much as I dont like dollar racist shit trumpets do when I do love some fuckin jerk off yelling at other politicians, so that part has been enjoyable. You're a liar. There there weren't any man, weapons of mass destruction and they know it may sounds like you quoted some podcast.

I have no. I did some point. I want to start paying attention. There's gotta be some even killed. So go out there. I have no fucking cliff. I have no clue, and last week I said that I hate it. When people lie in the public eye, talk about politics, that's not true. I hate when they fuck and tell me why I should vote for somebody. Oh shit Will you that we you the guy from my interview with the vampire oh yeah, Who should I went for leader of the free world. It was a good, was talking about psychology, it's like oh yeah, you pretended to be a showdown warrior, NASCAR Jam Let me why, by all means, let me listen to you talk about modern medicine Is he larger purpose? It would like I'm a fucking more on. I don't know what I'm talking about, but I hear you go. You know But when you really start believing it that's what get in trouble.

It may be, I believe it. Maybe this is the way I'm just sort of soft pedal entity and play in the more honest, I'm fuckin feed near my let's put in a little ring worm in your fuckin here. Whenever people say there with the fuckin ear worm right. Some song. You can't stand, gets in your fuckin head it's kind of a weird ones. What a song you like it's in your head and then your mind than you driver body nuts around you like Steve, I'm from steep Gorman sports semi this this link. To do so. This country, star that spend. That's been struggling for a long long time. We finally got big break, I believe, is a distant cousin of Worry Clark, I'm not sure, but his name is Wheeler Walker, Junior Do you sent me a clip that I'll send you guys it's a great fuckin song, Valentine's day, if you are not in a relationship for a man or a woman, the hook just been stuck in my head.

And I really want to sing it to you, but it's gonna ruin it for yourself: go look up: Wheeler Walker, Junior, Well, I guess the sunken ruins it. Sculled fuck you bitch, and it's real. Catchy, at its roots, it's really kind of poetic. I really think that the course really sums up what you feel when somebody break your heart. So you know country music. Those country music stars. They could do that t every once in a while, and it's nice to see someone go to the left, others. Country single cells. Us poor best is for all these fucking years. You know they ve been abused and drugs, and you know, going to clan meetings and beat the shit out of their women, but when they get on tv they gotta do that family values thing.

You know they gotta get out. While thank changes. Lounges, I just feel glance a child. Is you take me into your hard to know? Hey you. He wants yours of potato salad. That's stupid, phony, fuck and southern thing, where fear from up north the first time you see your heart and melts when you hit two Wang and you just linked to dig the nicest fuckin person now sector. A knife in your back like a. Can southerner what they're fucking Kayo algae here, however, is working to downplay the play, but blah blah blah blah blah, and next thing you know you lay in a fuckin pig trough, already get fuckin eagle life. That's how it goes down right now, from one fifty snatches and forty smoking barrels, that's where we got it from ok. Now from that can't you now. I want fuck, I'm talking about anyways.

I watched a brand new tv show last night and I was really fuckin. Disappoint you now, fuck, it turned it on. I needed a new shelf and I thought it gonna be the one you enough. I was like he's gonna be it is found Wednesday night. Ok mean the lovely NEA we're not going out. I had a fucking one of those tomahawk stakes frozen in the phrase the fog in right the frost that bitch all day. I watch, like thirty Youtube videos, as I do that. Do you not to go Lieutenant Dunbar George Border Zone. I watch like fifty those fuckin thanks. I just sort of like I took a survey with temperature and time flip, in all of that stuff and I went down the middle and I got impatient with the big green egg. My temperatures and higher than I wanted so came out of the medium rather than a medium rare, but it was still fuck The wish.

And aloes a new series at the day that I try again into last night and I put it on die and look good. The acting was great but I'll. Just wasn't there and I tried to fucking fight it out for the first, twenty minutes, just looked over me. I knew did one of those begin pale and the fucking eyes like a this, is yeah and then I was just like. Will it shut up she's like now? We know we got it with least watch the pilot episode. You know which is how she ended up. Marrying me because I believe twenty minutes into our relationship. She was like yeah, but she fuck and stuck it through night, panic for gold and she found a little nugget. She stuck with me I didn't. I was just like factors some out and buy three minutes into it. I was imitating people in it.

Dad I'll think just went down. The shit are so once again, but you know what you don't know finally going to do. I think I'm finally going to start watching game of thrones now that they're fucking, five hundred and ten, fifteen fuckin seasons into what I've been trying to watch it for them August time, but needs just not into it? You know This must be a bunch of white people running around chastened dragons, it's just not what she's into bed I'm not really into dragons either but like. If you gonna, cut somebody's fuckin head off like enough, you got it a lot to lose me after that point? You know, I don't worry about it who the fuck does. Maybe I remember watching the first one, and there was some sort of spooky thing going on in there was some little kid that was supposed to watch a beheading, the way and then his dearest. I forget, what is dead, did put him on the rack or something I don't remember, but then I don't I don't want to happen there just kept kept going and enough.

Like a train that was calm and right and you could ran and caught it. But I put you, don't eat just stand there and you watch it disappear and that moment when that train disappears, and you realize you're late for work in that fuckin moment. You question everything that you doing in your life. Why don't? I for that trade, because I have this job that I dont like What am I doing in this relationship? What happened to me what happened last six years in my fucking life Local moment there will you have the beat all those thoughts down, bury them and go back to be in the zombie that you are, which brings me to the walk and dead now some anyways. I want to thank everyone, who came out and shy. Wyoming dont southern accent, the entire time I was out there and I was addressing it, but I don't know what why only people sound like shy and Wyoming and Denver Colorado. I went out with detail ray

and we had a great fuckin time to play this. The shy and civic centre. How cool does that sound? Had all this amazing woodwork inside of it that really like one of those log cabins that either an oil manners, fuckin Hollywood. Starlit goes advise. You know like one people get a huge amount of success. Pretend to be other peoples at some point. They have to get out to L a and they always end up like Wyoming Montana, Fuckin hilarious and they What looks like a log cabins sort of like a log cabin and like a fuckin resort, all at the same time the and then they go out there and they buy there. Designer I'm, a fucking cattle, rancher wardrobe. They do. The fuckin interview right with a big stupid, cowboy had on an older, wiser so and so steps to evaluate

the last six years of a whirlwind. Whatever the fuck. It is right, you don't mean, and then they put and that they can live this little fucking life out there before they go nuts the three days and they call up a g five to pick him up and take em right back. You now and they end up back down the chateau yeah tell Mama blow bungalow. That's what you do You find in a little bit of balance, now speak fuck it before I go back on that shit speaking a fuckin sick, ass houses, I was, I was on this Paul Newman, kick You know he's my favorite of all time. You know a lot of people goes the queen, I like steep, acquaint but Paul Newman's. My guy he's. My fellow I just I don't know once I look into those blue eyes, I just about to say anything. I believe it pull shark or your lawyer duped hockey, I watched

the first thing I watched, I watched the man with the golden arm, which the which Ray was telling me to watch. Choice? A movie above Frank Sinatra, playing a heroine attic. Do you know, comes out of jail and gets clean and he plays the drums and he wants to get a gig playing drums, and I watched a great fuckin movie this brutal brutal over acting yeah I don't know I would definite recommencing that's so once I finish that you know it The next thing that was coming up was somebody up. Their likes me which had always hard up when I was growing up and then once I saw was Paul Newman as I go out and I'm a watch it. And it was him play in our rocky Graziani, the rocky Graziano story and dumb I forget Rostock. Oh that's right, that's right! So they just got me on this. This. This policy, what the hell you know it's funny is.

This is, I think, actually, Mcqueen is in that movie for fuckin two seconds. It's right is Graziano get not as some fuckin. You know: juvenile detention already fuckin escapes so he's going around the neighbourhood tap and all these guys, always tough guy friends on the shoulders. To be like back in the neighborhood northern turn around like who the fuck is this guy right cause because it tough street kids so fuck it day. Mcqueen is shoot and pull made rock tat. Some on the shoulder. Any fuckin turns around the knife, I'll just then two seconds and then he realised its reside with rockies. Like a rocky. Does this stupid fuck thing with his hand there no who fuckin

certain things in movies that the first guy who plays that guy does and then it's this weird fuckin thing where every other actor after it starts fucking doing it, and you know nobody ever did it. Who is actually the guy that they're playing? But then it's done enough and fuckin movies that the people are actually guy, then they start fuckin. They wanted and that's when it becomes a circling. You don't know who the fuck is. This is fucking thing like her It's almost like say you will get the manicure right and you wanted to dry off your nails and you do just see exact. A rocky is doing this stupid fuck. It thing with his hand, I don't know, I'm going really long way here to tell you what I really want to tell you, but like one of my favorite, things is to watch actors during that aeroplanes, tough street kids like it's just it's fun- can cringe worthy dead, fuckin movie that Marlon Brando did. He's on the motorcycle, what the fuck was that one called While bunch shows a cowboy movie rebel, with

caught now that's James Dean. I can't remember just Don T have to sit there and watch that shit, how brutal it is dead, West side story, but jumping never seen. I was gonna, throw then in there is. I need for evil. God or whatever, so I started watching that. So then I finish that one and then ex one that came on. I can't remember the name of it fuck Second, I gotta, I d be Fuckin Paul moment. Peaches says the bluest. Newman? I am de fuckin, be filmography so anyway, I think it's called not Hudson. The long story was his next move, becomes on right and beginning he's driving in this car and is clearly in, Sandro such as one of my favorite fucking things ever just see old footage black White or color

allay any just get to see like you can usually tell by the Hollywood hills and sometimes the highways and shit kind of where they are, damn you'll see train tracks and shit that they ripped up those fuckin counts. Or you ll see you. Now you just see how less popular these are here. It is Harper harbours the movie, the very beginning, the movie he goes into a house. And learn because in their lord, but call who married Humphrey Bogart we would call one of the great couples in Hollywood history. You know, Bogart. Somebody that Frank Sinatra stole a lot of his swagger from they were also The first read tack, Humphrey Bogart and all his fuckin crew. Not only did There is still a lot of Humphrey Bogart Swagger actually ended up fuckin lorn because later on, after Humphrey Bogart died, which is really fucked up, but any

I digress. Grass sword Harper. He pulls into this fucking house that I could not believe I actually looked it up and it still exists. Look it up right now, work, pretend that you're doing you're doing some sort of busy work. It's it's on one zero one. One north Beverly, Dr Ten, eleven Beverly drive and this Fuckin house unleashes the Beverly House. It's in Beverly Hills, private, He has one of the sick is fuckin, pulls I've ever seen in my life, it's like at three tiered thing. First to tears, I believe, or just considered a waterfall and Personal has a half mile driveway that he d comes up around and what's hilarious, which one looks like the first year. They had the Porsche which, at this point by one thousand nine hundred and sixty five when they shot it was considered a piece of shit who would know

that years later, some baby bomber would play like fuckin, nine hundred grand for so he's drive not one of you know. One of the offenders is like that fuckin. You know. What's that dead painted primary and all that shit, so he pulls up in this fuckin ass. You gotta see the backyard of a so. Actually I look the fuckin thing up. I found out where it was next time I fly helicopter, I'm gonna fuckin fly over the house, a check it out it. Actually just a little bit north of the Beverly Hills tell. But you gotta check this fuckin thing out one of the great things about living in LOS Angeles, alot of people always shit on living and delay. But what are they mate Ellie arguably has some of them amazing homes. Country just for the simple fact that, for whatever reason I don't off it's the weather out here what they have been torn down. So many of them

are the places that I've been too, but they have like craftsmen houses out here and there of all the Spanish, the mediterranean style once they have been It's just Incredible houses: you gotta check this one at this house is actually kind of ugly. You know When you pull up, they shot the godfather part, two, thereby part one there. This is actually the house where the horses had seen spoil alert if he, if you're one of two people, never seen that fuckin movie, they shot that seen in there and joy have k in his wife, Jackie had their honeymoon in this fuckin house. I just saw recently the last time it sold it sold for a hundred thirty five million dollars, all are due in looking at it by and mild S house there was made at nineteen twenty three. All I see is fuckin. Fifty three

square foot of galvanised pipe in cloth, wiring that they're gonna have to somehow fuckin redo, where all sections of it. You know: there's a little bit of copper pipe pair, a little bit of wiring that was done correctly, but anyway, just another cool thing about these fuckin houses out there is that they ve been around so long and if their when a desirable area. In Hollywood like stories of like the people that live there, like how cool that's a hundred thirty five nor dollhouse, obviously be a fuckin amazing house, but how fuckin guenaud amazing would be to have that house would be like in did see a movie and you Paul Newman walking across your fuckin terrace, but you know what I think, that shit's cools help blood you know why you're at you could check out a lot of those and also to just look up famous Hollywood homes. I told you, there's a house about. Not even like.

I don't know, maybe a fifteen minute drive away from me in and in LOS Angeles. Fifteen minutes is a big fucking deal sometimes Justino fifteen blocks, You can go one way or another. They can we go like too I'm gonna get stabbed to hide a fucking ever for deliverance. Humming people did you steal from to get this fuckin scares get em all around us. How such was way Ellie as its I really like patchwork. So like a demons drive away from where I live. My neighbour told me there's a house that went up for sale. I think I told the story before and dumb It's an old S house, its pre prohibition in May, quickly when prohibition came around. This is how, at a pool, and then it had a cabana in cabana this guy. He built a bar during prohibition.

Any at illegal booze or I don't know. If he's making beer in the bathtub, whatever the fuck he was doing, but he used to used to have all these famous people come over there and they were. Booze it up does he anybody will came over there and drank there famous. He would have them carved their names into the bar evidently, according to my neighbor who went looked at the house, even though we couldn't afford it, I just want to see the bar. He went and look and it's one of those things if you buy the house, it's that bar is obviously protected by their storage, all societies, some shit, but you go in there and everyone from Like Louis Armstrong too, like fuckin Humphrey Bogart, have carve their names into their fuckin bar. So what that's some sort of nerdy, LOS Angeles, how shit but yet definitely rather than work today, just go on earth and just look at some of those fuckin houses.

Just Google, like famous Hollywood homes through this homes, were like you know, watch in that. You know somebody up their likes me. Right. You really know the name of the fuck, an actress one place. Paul Newman's love interest, obviously is absolute, fuckin knock out, and I never heard of her. So the act that I never heard of her like fuck I've looked up and not for those those old movies like I got this creepy thing that I always look people up like the person my guide, their persons definitely dead. Let's see how long that they lay lived for right. You try to find. Cast we're like everybody's did. You know which is very difficult thing to do so anyway, so I started looking up. You know the people that we need this woman. By say your name right. It's! I e r is it Pierre PETE, peer and jelly,

I have no idea. I looked up and I was immediately going like sheep Billy died of pills cause back there like I don't know like getting given people pills like it sees fit. Dan every guy, either died of a heart attack and his fifties and Sixtys already cancer, like ninety percent of the women died of an accidental like barbecued overdose, because back then, like you, the woman came in and she had some emotional issues in other doctors like, for God's sake, get all the self and they would just give us some pills to relax or whose liking that movie airplane, where they would use when you have given your backing and shit so too is just gorgeous. Making actress and then, of course, I looked it up and she died accidentally some people say suicide. Some people say accidentally thirty nine years of age and then I look it up and sure enough the place where she fuckin overdosed,

still there. That's another one of those things. It's a really fuckin. You know, see the cool creepy Ali's Fuckin houses at people died and there's another actor in there, this guy's cell Mineo or whatever, I swear to God, whose a dead ring for Ralph MACHO he's in it. And he added he got fuck instead to death. It like that. Its seventies its focus on real mad, like a lot of people, lot of stars back in the day. They did it, make it didn't you're right it out at sea, like just crazy shit appetite, and I guess what I'm saying is that a lot of these houses still exists and if you're sort of em, I guess becoming morbid in my older rages? I realize you know major did your mortality. You start looking hello. This person live. How do they live? How did they die flock Second, I have with me you that type of ship.

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if you're flying self, that's where Bravo airspace begins along the coastline and when you're there, you have to be at a hundred fifty feet or both space below one go and bit you transition Lee Bravo airspace. If we go little bit further, south you'll see Ella Ex right and that's to the south of ITALY, is to five right into five left into the north is to five right to fund If those two runways in those where the big boys had taken off so fly underneath those guys or ladies, and you stay at or below, on fifth feed until you get to you, gotta zoom in the Manhattan Beach Pier and which is almost a beam, as they say, the comedy and MAGIC Club down almost a beach. You want to be

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storm, the formation game and two thirds behind. I watched the first quarter of thus beating the wild. Brad Martian, scored again is twelve goal and twelve games, and I actually looked up the text and I saw that he scored is thirteen fuck and go and thirteen games the guys on fire and I saw its goal in the the Minnesota Wild game. A short handed goal, just a beautiful pass and fuckin. Also man he's gonna have a Caskeys arms ways enabling forty goals is fucking. You and I they just the Bruins and the Celtic. Still here, both of them. I was just going to be like that this is you know, after all, the moves they made. You know kind of felt that neither one was gonna be that competitive and I was gonna- be tough to watch and this year, and I am, I think there

over. Achieving it's been fund, a watch, a model for some reason. My fuckin recorder stop taken the celtic scapes. I was really getting into a watch and eyes Thomas crowded J crowded with Japan. Ghana finally learn this fuckin name their Kelly Olympic Right I was enjoy watching it and our young I still don't know it's fucking fuckin cuz, I was take the games and they talk to him, and I just fast forward through all that shit, then they just show they stand Stephen something with it. S Sean feels like like a baby man, the guys like fuckin fifteen years younger than meaning he's coaching Celtics he's doing a great job, and evidently we got a couple. A number one draft picks we're in a great fuckin position, I miss the all star we get stuff. I saw some of the donkey stuff and care heart. Did anybody see Kevin already went up against some other NBA guy

I can tell it. I watched Fuckin NBA. He went up against a professional basque. Ball player and at three point contest, Should I give you spoil alert, or should I do that? The click big. And the results will surprise, you gives a fuck he actually beat the guy and what I love about it besides me big fan of his stuff and everything was, when he went to start. Shooting is three pointers. They were play disrespectful, music, underneath if they were playing this always in this light, all its adorable or is it it's silly that this little man is gonna, come out here and try to be one of our professional athletes, They were right. The first two racks and then he can close strong I think he might have been among the last ball. You gotta see it met. I mean it's, it's pretty fucking.

Present. I remember correctly long time ago. He was telling me that before it was a comedian, he went away. You know into a basketball camp that had our young unknown Kobe Bryant in that type, the shit so but still men, it's a fucking time ago, since then he's gone. Although it is someone selling out the Eagles Football Stadium, doing stand up, comedy you'd, think that is, basketball game would drop off, little bit that maybe he be a little rusty at the. Why forget about being able to beat a Fuckin NBA player and a three point com? it was pretty pretty goddamn impressive. So anyway, we get batches Jesus Christ, Wyoming. Why are we so I go there and do you know since the last of the fifty that I had to do Core summary, nor up on Wyoming and all types of stuff- and I see that Yellowstone Park is right in the Why not?

where's corner of an unlikely fuck I gotta go up. There go do a gig in the middle of nowhere at some point and maybe do a nice run through Montana, Idaho, and all that shit decoders You know I didn't all that fuckin nerdy shit right, so we do the gig. We have a great time. It takes some pictures with some people afterwards and when I was on stage I was saying hey: where should we go to night? go out and have a pot. So of course everybody Javelin out everything at the same time, and I can't you anything so one of the time one at a time and then just in the back this guy yells out the great door said to go to the green door, then the whole project goes like you know. I'll go there and I was like I don't even need you guys to say that the green door just sounds like some creepy serial killer place. I that fuckin go in there, so then somebody said by forget: get the fucker was called the Cadillac loungers somethin. I took a picture of it so oh.

I I decide in all right: that's what fuck we'll Go- will go over this thing. I'm actually looking up the picture right now. Am I on my phone here Come on come on. Where is it? Where is it there? It is the Cadillac, cattle ranch. Sorry, so we go in there. You know. Is a big american flag lit up on the side of my guide. Here we go, it's fuckin go in there and see what this places about and we went in there and I gotta tell you man. It was the most diverse group of in people I've ever seen in my life and I think for the simple fact there was no other place to go. So there was a group of bikers there was. There was soldiers it was like ranchers A group of lesbians.

I was just filler people that you couldn't really tell what the fuck they were. They was older, younger the whole fuckin thing so wherein there like, wow mail is fuckin nuts and in an area like cab, what kind of failed to yet there was like a fuckin dj play. Unlike modern music, it was as facts aware in their indeed, for whatever fuckin reason is, Pointing at shit and people who have look guy location- that is focused bar and upset and gaunt date stop point. It should stop. Point should deal sober for, like twenty fucking years. He's got no excuse. He just kept but pointed shit. And finally you know I mean I was talking to a couple of the people in their stock this guy, that was in the middle and taken a two year, welding class, which of course, was really interesting to me. I was talking about that shit stocks in some people and there are one want some. You say you want to a whiskey so like

thing now and I go on the road I drink. I have a beer whisky or a scotch, and that's it. I call it a fuckin night and it's been working. Great? For me? You know enemies. I have a nice little taste, but then I don't get hammered and find the next morning. I could work out shit right so this guy offers. You know it comes away and I gotta by drink. So I'm just getting a beer, and so our I mean I was gonna get a whiskey too. He goes. What do you want because we got a local Fuckin Wyoming whisky, as I guy when a fucking do it right He gets me, this fuckin shot any brings it over and it look. It was almost like see through not Fifty did whiskey in water or what, but I fuckin took a sip of it and they had no bite or anything of socioeconomic. Do what the fuck is. He goes because why hasn't been aged at all? due to the worst whisky I've ever had in my appalled, due to the person who bought me they shot. I couldn't finish it

I said dealing Oliver, this fuckin thing it deems this idea. Do their looks like piss so at that point. I wasn't looking but Dean was saying that the bikers people were Mean Mugen. Everybody goes. Do let's get the fuck out of here, so we get out of there and always we were driving over there. I notice that there was a drive. There was a liquor store with a drive through so God. I got to get a picture that. So I get a pull over. I get a picture of it and then I'm sure Why do I gotta do it? I gotta go drive some liquor store. So I fuckin pull up. We actually I posted video of this just want to get one beer and the guy goes, why can give you like the twenty four out? So I got like a Budweiser, reposted video on the the atom Monday morning, plot yes twitter page. So I ordered a fuckin beer, you what was really cause. It had the old fuckin many old air hoses. When you would pull up at the the gas station, it would the bell, like thing being as it is

pull data was so fucking cool. Damn We would sit now than they do just sort of walked into the place or whatever, and We drive out, there's an Arby's across the street which I never fucking eat. You no fucking fast food rose roast beef. I mean I like to think I'm a courageous person, but that's just a little. That's decades little to shady from me right. I'd rather eat pink slime so anyways I'll raise go, and I came in. I guess: that's hit the Arby's, I'm hungry cigarettes. Are we going to the Arby's right, He ordered some shit now ordered like some chicken sliders, which action a fuckin got. They were fucking disgusting. It was like now he was some chicks. Fucking boom boom just the way they were shaped like clogs. They would fuck and gross. So We go rounded. The drive through this is right across the drive to look restore, look across

the street, and I read the sign and what does it say it says Green door,. So? The drive through liquor store is part of this shady Fuckin Teddy bar. The green door. That urban Legend said that there was a one legged stripper and. Now the younger me what have been like I gotta go in and go see that shit. The aldermen goes like, oh, my god that somebody's daughter so so technically I it did go to the great. Do I didn't. I didn't go in there. I just fuck and pulled up all our saw up outposts of pictures of that shit I'm C4 actually took himself and then stay. We got up right and we want to go some local place too to get breakfast we want to this local place, and I dont know if the regular chef was out of town, but I ordered eggs over easy I cut into do they were so under cooked, like it came out clear, like the White

The egg was still clear liking on those people drink like egg whites. It was like that so Dean's eggs were the same way and I just never sent food back. So I just stirred him in with the fuckin hash me. They should just serve the eggs and a glass like fuckin rocky Balbo when I just suck it down. I noticed a woman diagonally from me. She centre eggs back to and then, in the end, when I went to work, I want to pay she's just like how was it. And when I said it was great kindness stumble that when I was good is great, and then she goes through that she may looked up. She was. Seventy. Ok was everything? Ok, so I've just guessing that the the normal chef was out of town, so I'm not gonna out this place. Being a is based bad, but it was. Be rough was one of the worst practices I've ever had. But when we, when we back down, who drive down the Denver,

filling a little kid right now, like I'm. Just tell you every moment of this fuckin this time by deeds, big motorcycle guy, then right For thirty years, so they had this huge fuckin Harley Davidson dealership right on that five as you come down, so we stopped in and I did but hardly has a new bike. That's just right out of my childhood. It's called the seventy two and it's got the big stick front we'll it's got there no bars it's like fucking the funds are railways, bike, which obviously was fuckin from this there in other, if these or whatever, but I've been written in like a year and a half da I don't know man. I think I got a right that, like thinking see just one day the time look up around where I'm at a couple rented on like a Sunday and just go up there in the morning time and just fucking ride around bring it back up too much of a pussy to ride all the time. Cause. I got too much too fuckin lose and down

Oh my god they had wanted in this blackened gold medal. Flake was fucking just perfect man as much as I love the road king Every wanna be motorcycle writer who watched a couple episodes of whenever there fuckin show, was that fuckin show there that everybody watched abundant, but the bikes like every fuckin wanna be bad ass, who doesn't have a tattoo and it's not a motorcycle guy like Del right a picture of me on the fuckin. Seventy two, seventy two I just started laughing. I was like how much you how much I am I not a modest a guy like. Do you realize what a fuckin nerd you have to look like to see on a Harley and still look like a fucking to still look like somebody, you could Polly. I look like every fuckin, just why do have a mid life crisis there, like you know who what does that? Fuckin show? What is that We can show. There was all about the motorcycles.

That everybody watched I never got into a God. Damn it sits. Perfect reference for this shit bought Anyways I might have to rent one coming up. My go right. A dirt by can get my fucking my skills back to the ridiculously low level that they were. I just go to a local park out here and I just tried this loop around and around and around its actually good, because that is a lot of downshift in that shit allotted turned. You gotta, look away through all this shit that I learned in the safety, coarse and everything, but, like I told you, one time when I wrote a motorcycle down sunset, all the way out beach, just like I wanted to just thinking this is gonna, feel afraid, man, America, right. I was gonna, see all this shit dude. I didn't see shit. I was fuckin terrified. There was just too fuck and people and dumb? we went later than I wanted to go. I rode with dean and dean. Get you know I done spot, so he didn't get up till like ten, so we can get on the road till like eleven, and I wanted

like seven in the Fuckin morning, when there was nobody on the road and really just able to relax a little bit and not have somebody right behind me and I just remember getting off the bike, and I was like shaken and I was just like I had to have that fucking get out of your ego moment and just be like bill. This is in you You don't have this in your blood you're, not a motorcycle fuckin guy you're. Just not so. I'll, be there shithead. I immediately sold the bike or get rid of it. Fuck? I did only remember, but I don't know every once in a while. If you know I smoke a couple cigars a month got then under control every once in a while, I run a motorcycle, nine everybody's forgive me like that, usually more dangerous, because you can we focus Rusty right, take all the fun out everything all right all also week I got back and

like drinking juices and shit, and there was this fuckin algae shit, which was disgusting on. I drank it, but I felt amazing afterwards and I'm trying to were like dean. You know it's a good addiction to have like you get a dictatorship. I realise that in a few addicted, like workin out good stuff, that's obviously much better thing for you. So am I try to get back into that the stuff but anyways This this past weekend on Saturday night, when I got back, I went to a this music music cares event. Every year they honour somebody and whoever they are honouring. Everybody comes out, and just this person's music society wandering Ac Deasey, a bunch of famous and musicians enter into a cd, would come out and

While their songs and switch him up and do different versions of em, so is Lionel Richie right, o word of the way, and so I go to the fuckin thing. Air. It was unreal, was like Lenny, Kravis Usher I can't believe our small. He was he fucking crushed it. John Legend Stevie, wonder. There are all these monsters and then Stevie, wonder and I knew Dave. Grohl was going to go on and on my kind of fucking Dave, Grohl going to fall asleep, going to play drums and saying: is he going to do the come out with us guitar in sing, and he just went up and just sing a song. There was it. He told this fuckin story about, you know any broke. His leg memory fell off the stage He broke his leg. Saw going about all the outpouring from the fans and all that and then one day he just got this giant fuckin basket a muffins, the biggest

basket? I guess ever this fuckin giant thing and there was no note or anything on it, he's telling the story the ban sorted just plain. You know music underneath it and he's telling the story he's got people but the listening and all that shit and then my two days later, I guess you gotta you. He got a call. From his manager, who said yeah line riches land. Richie just called up to see. If you got the fuckin giant ask in and then this goes so I just you know I forget how we fuckin ended, story, how butcher now it is the store and you realize that it was Lionel Richie. They kicking that his song you are did they grow just crushed it. Let's argue: there's something you re any just was up this. Second, it fuckin crushed. It went on after Stevie wondering crushed it.

Oh I get it. I guess you know is fully was I went down there and You know I'm not a suit guy, but you had to wear like a shirt untie dude and I swear to God. Like I don't know Just like me when I was on the motorcycle. When I had on that suit. Untie dude, I don't know what I was. Sometimes I look all right, but the thing about suits, as if you, if you you got a buy em like that, I want to style really quick and this one was I three. Four years old, I just go the dry cleaners, some show the last time I warrant, and I put this fuckin thing on and I was How can a NEO psych skip gonna? Look like it s all right, don't like she's acknowledge vinegar. Think look like and it s also the whole fucking night. You know any time. I would walk into the bathroom You know it was a long fuckin knives like a four hour. Fuckin thing. You know, and

I'll go in there and I would wash my hands. I would just sit there and I would look myself in the mirror. I just kept laugh and what a fuckin jerk off. I look like. It wasn't a good seed enough Eight myself, it's no good place for me to be I think it's time to retire that suit, Let's get into some of the sum of the fucking questions here for the weak. Here we go, I judged Scalia bill from Virginia here the death of scale. You brought it some jokes on social media and a lot of people took the angle that they were happy that he died nominal. I'm assuming this is somebody on the Supreme Court, because I don't pay attention the ship, but I did see some stuff about. This is the this time. The Supreme Court won't be conservative because sure position on making jokes about being happy. People died thanks for four.

With that laughs, making me. Thank you thanks for the laughs. My position Joke about why, I think you gotta be. I think. You're gonna be like a dictator for people who do shit like that. Yeah I mean per, I wouldn't say: don't do it because there's always a joke. I mean some day when I die, there's gonna be a joke. I mean I'm by now Hover around is a ghost. I'm gonna laugh about what the fuck do. I care I'm a ghost that point right. I didn't go to health right, I'm floating around. I can deal with this. But yeah don't do that for look if you just make it. No joke. That's fine, but if you're doing it because you didn't share like their political views, yeah I'm not doing that type of ship, but do you know some shit had, I would start doing this like the shithead tweeted, the weak somebody, the text today telling me that I needed to distance myself bill just

But you know you need the distance yourself from so, and so and then sent me a link, and this is something that had been friends with fourteen. You fucking years, and then I see this link and it. To do with being a vegetarian, are eating meat in the name of the video is so and so, an ignorant moron which, right I love like that's your angle like to get someone to listen to your opinion. Right there. I just look at it like this is just this is just some trying to make it. For themselves, trashing somebody that has made a name for themselves. You know what, over the top title. Furthermore, I love is an ignorant moron like that's like redundant. You know he's a stupid, not smart. Person like

need to distance myself from such from someone who has been a great friend for twenty years because of their dietary decisions. You know because they talk about food and nutrition in a way that the truth that they believe in all the scene. I like an then what you're a fucking genius in all issues, still unaware People do shit like that, so that kind of ties- and I would never- obviously you know, but I would never tweeted somebody like that. You need a distant yourself, this person, because I don't agree with their work out regiment and the same thing but I dont like if I wouldn't be happy that somebody died, because I didn't like their police, our views You know what I mean. I always have that my head there somebody's dead somebody, husband or some shit, it else would have the gay judges. Somebody's boyfriend right

baby. I don't do shit like that, but if somebody does Europe about the comedy fuckin police, alright summer home bill. My wants to own a home by a lake New Hampshire? That's fucking! Awesome! I'm trying to venture that is cheaper, just rent, a sick house every summer. For a couple of weeks instead of paying fifteen grand a year and taxes on top and a mortgage, how me sort of this business. Please go fuck yourself. Well what I would say. As you know, You can rent out your house you summerhouse, you know this is what I would do I would be. I would buy that house on the lake and I would just read the whole fuckin thing out. And then, whenever I wanted to go, I would run some other place in autonomy.

And this is how I'm weird, because I wouldn't want to go into a place that I owed no one that everybody fucked in my bed. I would rather go to a place knowing that's above people flocked somebody else's better, It makes no sense what you do is by it and then rent it out. I mean buying property is always great. However you're having a rough time like I'm, a big believer in no paying down your first house you should really pay that thing down and get it under control. Before you go and get a summer house and do you know that in relationships when it MR money. There is usually one person understands it in the other person. Doesn't Standing and they want everything yesterday and you be little more conservative, which is what you sound like. So

I would you know, I would just sit down and just say, look first, what unit a great position, because it doesn't sound like she can just go on pull the trigger self. So I just say: listen definitely want to do that, but we need to. We need to pay down this house a little bit or you know if we can't afford it lets by it and then we'll rent the thing out, all the weekends that we're not gonna be there. I think. That's definitely it's definitely a smart way to do it, but I would just sit down, right out all the points that you want to make, and then draw a smiley face. This is what I do want to being a smart person, because I know you're diffuse. I have I write all this shit out. Thing that I want to say in all that stuff, and I draw smiley face reminding me. Do not lose my temper, reminding me that other people are entitled to have different opinions.

You know and not to be a cunt I didn't, do that a couple days ago and end up having a big stupid fight over the bathroom sink. You know I got on the road in a did start started to clog up and I didn't have time to fuckin fix it, but you know we get drain up I figured you know my wife would fuckin handle it and I come home to brush my teeth. I turn it on and within fuck. It too, it's already filling up is a puddles completely backed up, and you know its usual shit usual, relationship, you say to somebody else: did you know now notice, that in your head, you like how the fuck did do not notice this shit, but why I learned that argument is. I have to understand that this shit that she's looking at me at look at me out about like how to fuck. Do you not notices just because I'm just not wired like that? That's why you get married for a year a year and a Yang fires

right, I didn't say Ying and Yang. I said Yin Why, I am, I think, that's the first time publicly I've ever set it right there gonna be good at the shit you not good at and a great day with near yesterday that I didn't do shit for once and we just hung out all day and down below. We watch some movies and shit. You made a little bit of food. I wish to get that every once in a while. You guys you gotta, hang out with each other, rather than just being roommates too find selves like oh yeah, that's right. We have. She really love each other. I forgot about that ship and that the amount of time I've had a fuckin learn that you know She got married, you really start doing the math like to talk to shit. I don't need it We think. I will literally give her everything. I will.

In just give you fucking everything and I will walk out with the shirt on my fuckin back and I will start all over again like I think that that's the way to fuck it? Do it it just walk. On the street after it like Johnny, Fuckin, apple seed. Because I really think you just get into Heaven all this fuck and stuff. But if you just let go of all of it, then you don't have it. I think get divorced could be a really light feeling how far I went over an argument over clogged up sink before it came to my senses. I was, walking down the street with with a stick with the bandanna pinafore jelly sandwich in it now The Andes everybody GI aggressiveness quietly because we have company over here, I Let's get to some advertising you're right me, undies, everybody! sing this quietly, because we have company over Irena Poodle, Bobby and eat me Andy's no more sweaty, not spare doo doo doo me Andy's me, Andy's

keep it dry with your, but that doesn't make sense. They said not so sick imports would rhyme. Are you not attire this fuckin sign anything new I need some new bets on this goddamn thing me undies right this year, be predictable and show up your Valentine's day dinner with some last minute box of Chocolate, a book of roses. Ok, bouquet! Her! I said that die in a week. Anyways give the gift everyone's talking about me. Young days me, undazed, taken care of your taint voodoo due to me on days, biondes your I will say: Euro Saint Show, your data broken, Bees are forbidden to shake dry or we show special someone just some she care with the present your balls a gift that looks great and feels great something that says you deserve the best. I have to tell you right now, you, if you give them

underwear for gift you better, fuck em. Are they better be a kid cause other than that? It's fucking, weird give it kid underwear, you know: you're the Gulf Jesus Christ straight up and fly right. You know little respect you yourself, you know, then, if you know you with the person intimately Give it to him, you know, there's no fuck away, actually A joke: you can do that. You know the utilization Thank you. The other day when I went to buy my wife a Valentine's day cart. You know, I was for the blank ones, because I hate the Fuckin Valentine's day cards read over the top gross by their just fuckin like too distant Europe, very hard to find that one, that's the nice balance of. I love you, but let's not be gross sauce for the like once and I came to the sympathy cards. I just stick it like you. What I really want to stand up with Georgia Rosa again and then sent him a sympathy card afterwards.

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statement about the issue that he harassed her. I saw it whole thing go down, he didn't arrests or she yelled at him for coming, daylight during a week when a holiday pushed everything, a day in terms of sanitation. Pick up what I can't. She said that, even without my statement, she's going to press charges and file a complaint, I'm going to call the town or police, and let them know what's going on, I'm so livid that she would ruin this guy's life he's a great do, thoughts on how we should analyse shy report for lying apps a fucking lately, and I would time off from work to testify that she's, a lion whore Abso fuckin loudly fuck yells and a trash man. The server that they are providing fuck her fucking, Do you know something I would want percent. Do it and I will be, I would even fuckin teller that you're gonna do it at some point, not not the beginning. As you know one week in his case, but I would do it

out of doubt and when the whole fuckin thing goes away. I would let her know that you did that, and I would let her know where a small person you think she is in that she's disgusting and stay away from you and anybody else that you'll love because she sub human there. I was that the whim, dilemma dear bill now. What can whore. You can a day later than you harassed me. Do you know what you know? She I've been wanna a she does for living. She sounds like a blogger, always playing the fuckin victim and always going down to just trying to get somebody in trouble and trying to fuck over there with their ability. You know to earn a living. What a fucking twat all right Europe would you rather have to live in an air balloon for a month. Never having set down a. Would you Other live in a summary, never breathing the surface for a whole month. Boss, the shit out of me for a whole month, but I think,

Choose the summary seems more natural yeah is also a bathroom. I wouldn't I have to shit on people p. I would obviously wait till I was over a rural area. Plus you you'd, be inside you'd, have a bed You when you in the summary, have a blanket. You know. He had to be down there with all the fella no man of me I d go, would be called a fuckin look out the window and see all the fuck in the sea life and all that shit. I go fuck and nuts down there, but I don't I'll fuckin up there in an air balloon. It's cold or hard you're really dealing with the fucking elements winding up there. It starts fuckin raining

yeah are don't I would I would be. I would get over that really quickly, but I think been in a sub. You down egg play cards, you could fuckin breakage those balls or whatever. If I were to go much rather do a sub And if I die the way I'd rather dine at seven rather have just fucking. You know if you're going to die in a self, as can be quick enough. It's all right at our? Sometimes maybe it might not be quick, they closed the door, who terrifying thinks I gotta go with you. With you on that. Dilemma: Billy boy: if you to choose which holiday to get cancelled and never celebrate again, choose Valentine's day president's day who deserves more recognition, your girl for doing what you do all year without a holiday,

at its last year. We don't get already No, maybe I read that run or president's Who may or may not be horrible people who heard the country I can? co presidents day, because I'd rather keep the one. Involved chocolate being around its a good reason for fighting a riddle. One. I don't think anybody really celebrates present stand are really considered a day off its guy like flag day. You don't owe me or rub, or milk pancakes day is now one of those fuckin days too. You want me to cancel a holiday. I would cancel Valentine's day. Desgas women like it so much believe it or not. I am account, but I'm not that good bad so I'd keep that one. You know fuck President stay all those guys are bought and sold anyways. You see with Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders. You seen. Other Democrats suggestions pick her because he's gonna play ball there,

All tied into the fuckin, the fuckin, I don't know what you want to call it that she then Bernie Sanders is too fuckin radical he's gonna switch shit up too much, and then I'm going to work with them, Bernie Sanders gets fuckin elected. Then I'm going to work with them going to show their fuckin true colours, their bunch of that just a bunch of there are bought and paid for they flow the fact that current got three million dollars to The kid a wedding. You don't owe me me- fuckin break because you went out. You gave speeches to all the people that Fuckin financed your campaign, and then you helped him up and look the other fuckin way. I swear to God, I swear to God. Do you want the fuck and pharmaceutical companies and the people who fucked up the food supply are able to do it and there's not there's nothing behind its because they fuckin paid everybody off. I swear to God

I am on my stomach is. This is why I always vote for that. Third party guy and everybody goes all you thrown away. You fucking vote. How is stored away my fucking vote vote for somebody to decent fuckin human being. I swear to God, people the date? They don't want to try to do what's right. They just want to win. They want to be the go by guy one stump again to that. Retirement sit there and I trash people for Fuckin, given there look opinion. Then look I'll make the gummy. I do the exact same thing, I am well known as a hypocrite, they happen. All that's the other podcast for this week I want to thank everybody. There came out shine. Wyoming, I know was last second, but I had a great time had a great time in Europe used you stay. Capitals. I was just a really really cool fucking town. I had a great time in the Cadillac ranch there. It sounds. I swear to God, like the fuckin bunny ranches sounds like a fuckin whorehouse, but it wasn't. It was called talking

the people there. Thank you everybody. You know the bought me a beer and shot knowledge. Shit. Thank every Denver by way which was just fuckin insane show Those in special want just because I done so many fuckin gigs in Colorado, in the middle of nowhere, we bring up Arapahoe community college I'll, never forget that newer, where they had me. Standing in an area where three hallways met break before ended that was a fucking nightmare next or popcorn machine in five people scattered out about forty chairs, empty chairs, anyways That's a forecast for this week. I would try to watch him Celtics and get caught up in the Bruins Games and keep them. My dear sir, I go fuck yourself I'll talk to you later on this week.