Hey: what's Goin on its billboard, time for the Monday morning, podcast four January, twenty third, two thousand seventeen! What's goin on our. Man, what a weekend wholly Toledo wholly Dayton, always Sidney. Only Cincinnati wholly Cleveland. What a fucker weekend I had good Lord first of all, I sat there with an afghan Some kleenex and watched the entire women's March I have to say I was so moved on twenty eight march. The second about the army's. Why bring it up is too, like fifty thousand people on Twitter. Like do ok, we do you take on the women's March. I didn't like it. I cannot. I can't ike Then I will tell you how much I believe and pro testing, but how much I cannot watch it,

let down. I'm always disappointed. It's always a bunch of bad chance. Like I watched the Madonna speech thing, I did do that just because I you know I relate Madonna, like I also stated the party too long. You know I became the old creepy person still at the club. I did I did it. I've done it I totally get it she's fuckin brilliant met. She goes there right, Do you know she has all these eyeballs honour associate she's done this entire career? This is how you stay relevant array. Long after people give Fuck, this is how you stay in this. She goes and she has doesn't give a speech. Me now easy would it have been to give this speech without drop in the effort right. But if you do that

not going to get any free press that she chose a couple of f bombs in their God knows. I know how that works. I made a lot of money off that word good for you Madge right, but that's not be enough because she's thinking probably- and I had you know, I already kind of did the drop in the F bomb thing on the Letterman Interview like twenty years ago, critics We, like out more of the same from Madonna blah blah blah. I need to take this to a new level. What does she do threatens to be up the White House. Gadabout blow it up the white, as did you did you really think that you thought by doing that Madonna? How did you think exactly? How are you going to execute this plan. We're going to put on a wily, coyote suit and fuckin climbed the fence. Do little thing: am I going around. You know you back and up the fuckin wire Madonna return of? Did you you didn't think about that? You

now. If you say some shit like that. Comes an issue of national security, no matter who the fuck says it. So there you gonna, get Fox NEWS going like surely have little as a terrorist threat right classic and then what does she do? What is the cherry on top she sings one of her head songs, we're all those women how much fuck it Maybe you think she made the way Do you believe- and this is my fourth album I believe that first, the reputed off on the block Ambition tore goes a little son like this. Give me a doll baby, You can download this latitude, you know, you know, I'm Gimme a fork and break fuck him

everybody up there with their fuckin. Like a little I could watch like, I had to watch the Madonna thinkers when I heard she did that I was like this woman, she's, fuck and brilliant. Don't woman is she is showbiz twice for seven. That's why she still around. She did that she's with tissue to got booed when she started thinking that song people should be like this bitch fuckin, try to get ninety nine cents offer me but that that's the only thing I want shows like five minutes but actually watched her speech in the nose I go. I gotta hear the song, she thinks and it was fuckin perfectly love that she sang the lady Gaga, some anyways, and, of course, underneath all of those there was like. You know, Some seventeen minutes speech from Michael more that shameless burst out their trolling for pussy? You know, please,

The understood understand card, I really hit I we dresses like John Goodman when he was on Roseanne. You know he's always walk around this big, dumb fuckin just got done work and on the beetle assembling cars. Fuck and had he wears no, there's no fuckin with accounts it through that package. I can't sit to any of it in this than the stupid sheds and we're gonna do this and we can do that. You're gonna be like in your pocket, hours and that's gonna, be the end of it you're going to get to say that you were there and you put your fuckin fist in the. I know this is cynically shit, but I mean trunk did the same thing. Did he not his accept, then speech something else. I barely society of. I just watch the clips comes when it comes to work. Like all

this type of ship. I just watch the highlights like if you never watched sports annoyed, that which is worse, sports. You don't owe me, but you never watched the game. That's basically how I watched the ship prompted the exact same thing. He set up their God is, what do you do know You did it for themselves, world it's one story now, how Donald? How does it start now. He sounded like a fuckin, some loud drunk in a bar. Do you know what I would do if I was learning stuff Gamala. Anybody takes a dime fucking early sounded like Did he just renting Untouchables it was Kevin classes. Fucking speech in that movie like what you are, the president. That's what I'm worried about that guy! I'm worried about that guy because he thinks, being president is like

just bought an old casino and he's going to go in and get people that we're fuckin. You know often around he's going to fire them and then replaced them. What it's like you can't get rid of these I get here really is people approved that they're doing what you're saying you would have to expose all of them. Both the blue ties and the red ties the red brows in the blue brass right. There them collectively get together and be like this guy's gonna make us all look like fuckin scumbags we're just can a work with with what he said was it's a bunch of us about your shit and she was not you're, not gonna. Do that this and other town works you're, not the boss. You can't go you're fired. You have to run shit by people and then and it becomes did they they will all Democrats are already be a country you because you were a red tie and they going

the exact same shit, the Republicans, the Obama with a not going to work, because you have a different color tie You come in and you gotta give some tough speech get out. He should have. Instead, they hold them like a bug. A piece of a to buy for new outlets like. That was very young. When you watch a movie in your enjoying a movie. Then all of a sudden the day just remind you that this is just a fuckin movie. Could you go? You know that that would never happen. That's what that speech looks like to me, but I didn't see it I didn't see that either I just watch the highlights. Zebra Seymour Bill, why didn't you see anything this week? It you know because I had something a little more important in my life that happened. Ok,. I had to watch the New England Patriots. When the AIR Sea championship can't there was a battle this weekend, people. And I don't mean women in peace.

Without voices standing in the rain wearing bore, raise or apply dinner jumpsuit whatever the fuck he was wearing that they use body. But my daughter's speech is the amount of people milling around in the background not even listening. Smiling looking listen for a couple seconds. You throw your head in the air and then you just go fuck and smooth with somebody else. Who is a big Fuckin Hollywood part, and I can see Where can I watch three minutes. There was another battle going on here: people. And this this isn't that by the way, this isn't like an anti trump think this isn't an anti woman thing is just one of those things like what the fuck is. Everybody gets so excited about. You ready, I said: are you ready in their own? Yes? And it's like for what? What are we doing? Where we going what's gonna happen, we're going to walk up there, we're going to chance- some shit. Ok, you think twice.

Walked up, let's say they walked up to the White House because I don't know where they went. Let's say I'll start chanting. Ok, Donald Trump is in there. First about me as a civilian: ok, I can go to a best buy. I can get a pair of those. Those noise cancelling headphones and I can press a button, and I can't even here a fuckin jet engine that I'm on Or the guy talking too loud on a cell phone, I can just press that fuckin thing and it's over okay and adjust the citizen. Can you imagine the pair of bows fuckin head? found that you get headed when you become President You don't have to hear the chanting of the disenfranchise right. I bet you can't even see you know they fit ran on meat is to put not to pay part of the part that still real that the Ben Franklin Part of his fuckin here do right, but we just sticks administer.

You're, no other ladys there. You probably just set their right to with his binoculars on, Robin himself as he's looking out the window, I'm sorry. I wondered I become such a cynic. You know what I like to think its life experience, but what are you gonna do what are we gonna? One's gonna happen? Nothing because we all have to leave. We're gonna go work tomorrow. We have to go to work, pay back, He knows more about Madonna shown up to this. One is like: do you live in England? Why the fuck did you go to that? Rarely I wanted to blow up the fuck away. So you can, I see your passport. Please did you go to Customs First era, Jesus just stay

the party staying at the club to fuck it long? What I'm doing is a challenging the images of what is set down in that no, you know you know not challenging anything. I get it If she was a guy, she be that guy at the Christmas Party who headed to develop those guys put the Thai around their head and it becomes like. You know. This is their big rebellion like that. That's. Why should she be that person with the fuckin man tits. You know saying wildly inappropriate thanks to some fuckin in turn,. Just walks in the work on Monday disaster. Now look at anybody just close the door to his office and work. How long? How long do I have to just feel the shame of of my behavior last Saturday night. Anyway, there was another battle going on. It was to battle between city obliged in then the city

spurred etc with all the screaming yellin. This fuckin weaken, Love anybody notice that yesterday in the sporting world the world that you can actually trust. Will they do Speeches locker of speeches in every actually is on the same team than go go out together. They try to achieve a goal. The Boston Bruins in Pittsburgh, penguins Wait each other on the same day that the New England, Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers placed nine. Only if you feel that from this country or if you just a tiny, maybe they well, I mean it's a really. The Boston is the Bruins, not the patriot,. You guys know why the patriots called the patriots? This is really actually a sad tale about this team. We were the Boston patriot. Initially ended up happening was because You know they were in the yourself when it was an upstart league.

And all the town water was in Vienna felt nobody. Gave a fuck. So in an effort, to try to get more fans. They switched from Boston. They thought if they said New England, they could get enough people going down from main New Hampshire Vermont up from Connecticut. In Rhode, island to make fill up a little bit of Fenway Fuckin pack, wherever they played Nackerson feels all these places with played. That's the reason why so anyways so the first game, the Bruins come out right. And they play Pittsburgh for half the game. We were doing all right. You know to have the game. It was fuckin two to one Then I don't know what happened I don't know what happened. I didn't see the game I was

You know don't some other shit, but I was watching on my phone. It was I to one of my guide to hang in there. They hang in there and then I fucking, I don't I felt like I walked around for twenty minutes. I looked but my phone, it was like five to one we get fuckin smoked so. You know people given me shit on Twitter, gonna, there's one say get em de patriot and I gotta be honest with you. I had no. Feeling one way or the other about that gang yesterday. As far as like you know what he thinks gonna happen, I had no fucking idea. Nothin was going surprise me he was came in again beat Us it wasn't a surprise me the way, just look bad against a Texas, and I was not you know, didn't have too much carbon, there are often of line, and I know Pittsburgh always has like a great defensive line and that type of shit. So I don't know what the fuck was going to happen. So I was, surprised.

You know how well everything worked yesterday and just fucking amazing, and I was sitting there watching the game. On this hospital tv, you know, and the tv was so fucked up. Is because you know that's fucking hospital tv to like it has like that. Those waves they used to do when someone was going into like a fuckin like a dream sequence. That's what I was too that's what it was like could you tell what quarter was, but how much time was left to? Thank God they kept saying what the FUCK scores Jessica barely see. It. Now. I did as it was in the hospital has just spoken. Watch football games on this fuckin tv You said like these lines. Just they want do unlike the book. The way we think they would just sort of you know just gone from left to right bridges and they just just fucking gonna could see what's goin on so, but for

finally, I was sitting there when I watch the game with, a brand new baby die like, am I just for all gave was one that fucking great is arguably the greatest moment of my life Did I mention that, forget to bring that up that all fuckin Billy the kid list is. Finally, a father yeah my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect he's absolutely. We're just and our spare you all the cliches. You know that everybody says One thing I really did learn throughout this whole process which is really is the guy you're observing this amazing thing. Is that you just don't tell us how many fucking people that can t you know. I know I sit on the fucking progress, but I don't run into you. Guess I mean in your life. Don't tell me people, you haven't a fuckin kid because I swear to God the amount of

information or even if it's good information like a lot of people, don't how to vote. Convey information in a compelling way, so you just sitting there just smiling thinking. When is this going to be over. Yeah people will fourteen it's so not state that whatever they went through, they tell you that that's what you're gonna go through, so you end up going in there and you have everybody else's experience in your fuckin head swimming around when the reality is. This is not their experience? It's your experience, However, you react whatever you do, whatever you think in all. That is fine. It's your fuckin experience because I will sit now miss having taken out of our experience. Thinking like why- and I freely this- why failing this. Instead of that, I thought I was gonna feel this blah blah. I was literally in my head for like fucking, not like fifth, minutes so many

how's. That was my fault. I was my weekend. It became a father. I get to see the pay. Just go to their unprecedented ninth Superbowl, so my way, in my beautiful daughter come home today. I have to do Jimmy Camel show because I'm promoting my next stand up special that comes out on Netflix on January. Thirty, first, take that I'm in theatre in Nashville, Tennessee. You know, which is home of the original Grendel, operate and legendary place. I get the played a number of years ago, when I did its funds. Wild West Comedy tore festival thing How about their national and, of course, like every the former who goes there. You just fall in love with the place is a magical place, so I got to do my special there, and you know that

proud of this one and if you guys can get the word out just let people know that That I got special come out it's on January thirty, first but basically people gotta watch it. If you watch it, then it comes up on the thing where people can actually see it in the sea, thing where people can actually see it in the sea of, like twenty million, shows that they have on that worldwide, worked. So please tweet about it. Facebook about its social media about acknowledged type of stuff, and I hope you guys enjoyed I'm really brought. This special. I love the way came out and all that stuff. So that's what get going on in my wife and daughter come home tonight. So that's it! this is the last time my house is gonna, be quiet, but I've been Having a great time so far got my fucking diaper change and thing down my sweet, Game is it like I'd, say you know it's about. Eighty percent, as like the big

the thing I socket burping, I'm not good at that. Has any is only so hard. You can go on babies back before you think like him. I am. I beating a baby rain. I don't do this so anyways anyways. I forgot this too. I gotta see my apologies once again to weeks in a row to the Atlantic. Falcons. I saw so sorry that I doubt eyes Jesus Christ, the Atlanta Falcons, look like Fuckin world leaders. I've been converted into short weeks I went from. Is this the fuckin team that had to pump in proud noise because so quiet at their fuckin stay

the empty they did. They have to do that a couple years ago. Did they get caught doing that and everybody laughed because it wasn't the New England Patriots cheating so that it wasn't it federal offense did That happened, isn't that the French We're talking about here what they got: some little slap on the fuckin risk, where the patriots, what it got, twelve zillion dollars and fuckin find than in lost a bunch of first round draft pics, it's ok! It's ok! We got we gotta look set for second cause. We saw little Red the uniform them all. That's not the patriot, so that its use is sort of funny. Isn't that this franchise? now look at the place of places, pact places pact, everybody's loud, and I gotta tell you something right now. Eighty percent of the people in that Fuckin stadium should have been hanging them so tat their fuckin heads in shame, because where, were you where were you when they were bad

You know where you were you goddamn, Georgia fans. You can't even shop to the braves when they make the fuckin play out. You can't even sell out you fuckin stadium no. I dont get it Lana when it comes to their type, a shit. I don't I don't get it like. They just stand. There not approve city, fucking town they lost two hockey keeps you don't owe me twice divorced. They had the Atlanta flames right, wasn't it They have Bobby, ordered all these great guys in the seventies come into their town. They didn't give a shit, down the street rat between them. Hedges haywire but it's a fucking college. Football is what they thought. They were doing and wondering what the innate shall say. I what what? What? What? What? What were? We think it's get the fuck out of here and they went Calgary became a cavalry flips right. And then, for whatever reasons, because their dna shall you know because dear stubborn Goddammit

gotta put another team and their twenty fucking years later. Here you go there, thrashers, which never undoubting what the fuck did is thrashes by about threats. I just picture somebody shaking their kid. You know remain in your sitting there in the car next to him in the parking lot going at what point away intervene, The cuban their logo right some adult She's gonna die, but I know a bad image, but it's a tough gave too tough fucking game. Now what happened in short, the rosy them so they they say fuck Move then the winner Peck this faculty guys in ourselves. Another great everybody shows you know every bodies in point. They had everybody's you, no fucking do and that that millennium thing, when you aims doing well, and you start fucking vigorously nodding and turning around at the rest of the crowd of that when drives me up there can Walden Nodding thing,

these that I think that sign language for all day anyways, but Jesus Christ, that fuckin team? if there's any justice in the world they gonna go in, is Superbowl favorites, but they're, not what's great they're they're gonna be able to use that, as you know, whatever, but They say tat to get them high data believe and us blah blah blah blah blah. It's not going to be disrespect to the falcons. What it is is won the Superbowl comes around is what a bunch of me Oh, don't watch sport show up, going to show up and be like who is playing in the game. Tom Brady, the patriots I know who this team is. The falcons did that Are they from Tennessee like people who don't know, sports will note the patriots and they'll just throw a hundred bucks in the game and they'll put it on the patriots cuz? That's the fucking teen. They know which

The line is vague, as tries to get money on both sides of the border. So that's what's gonna, that's what's gonna happen it that's why but that you and the Patriots loss to the giants which won the first time. When are we are undefeated? That's why we were seventeen fucking point favorites, not because we were seventeen point favorites, because every mouth breathing dumb can't that went to Vegas put money on the undefeated team and they were trying to get money on this the other side of the ball and if you don't fucking, believe me a month earlier, we paid we play the giants we want. Unlike the last drive the last second and we lit up like thirty three fucking What's in one by like three or four, how months later you come on seventeen point favorite to it. A month earlier, you played in only one by four points. If you can t do not figure out the fuckin math on that one is beyond me, so I'm predicting that the patriots are going to go in gonna be considered the favorites

but they're, not, I think the falcons favorites and I think this is their year. I think they're, a team of destiny. Ok, now people who are into superstructure, know exactly what I'm doing, because you think oh you're, patriots, fear and other fuck. Would you how the hell did you ever say that, guy system, your people with falcons plate, Seattle. I said Seattle was gonna win and who want those dirty birds of Georgia, dirty filthy inbred, fuckin birds in Atlanta, right, Download, bird, Thirdly, of Atlantic Georgia. Right then, last week they go to play. Aaron fucking around in the Green Bay Packers? And what did I say? I had a little more respect: they're gonna go at the Green Bay Packers and one of those dirty stinking filthy, fuckin birds they went in there and green,

got their asses by those glorified pigeons right. By those fuckin seagulls by those filthy, dirty birds at someone. What goes on in Atlanta economy, even like logo, has a fuckin std right outside of the bedrock anyways. So I've picked against them two times both times to falcons whence another plain mighty in the Superbowl, so here's my philosophy now I'm gonna pick it live now. Say that they're gonna win. I gotta be honest with you if, if and is getting points you're out of your mind, not the can take. I think personally, therefore, can defences unbelievable, fuckin Julio Jones is like like he doesn't. Even look like he looks like he's. Is He lives in a full grown adult plane would like high school. Kids therefore can pass colleagues, you started shredding tackles then at last

Guy Game like two or three Steph arms like a job get the fuck out of my face. Go fuck yourself, right there, Fred Touchdown! that guy's a major fuckin problem. They are running. Is a major fucking problem. Obviously Mary ICE, looking like the M Vps, fortunately they get. The three headed monster then gone on an offence and their defence. I don't know anybody's fuckin name. All I know is the flying around the failed fuck it up everything that I think is gonna beat himself if they're gonna get points. That's a pretty good bet. If you ask me so well sake will see what happens. You not Bela checks, gonna, doorways, gonna, double fuckin, oleo John Daddy's guy drive back and then knowledge. I have no fucking idea. What's going to happen, I have no idea. I've been busy, and I'm so happy that my wife is no longer pregnant. You no other adds out? There know what it's like in that final fuckin, the final fuck a month

just so brutal words disliked there so uncomfortable and there's literally nothing. You can do most helpless feelings I've ever had, and I'm just so happy that now she's on the other side of that, and I was as thrilled for her as it was for myself becoming a dad just that cheap did that was over? So Christ. I already knew my wife was tough, considering the amount, like are you lose most fuckin arguments dark ass, she just but watch I go through what the fuck she went through Jesus, whole level new level of respect for her toughness. Here, I my wife. What she went through could literally watch. You have see event in Bulgaria. Is it possible that so

anyways, where I gotta get to reach some fuckin advertising here, don't I sit near run in my YAP or where we go near? Where are we going to my point ass words. Sorry we go. Let's get to the earlier. We Jesus Christ or united to bring up by the way remind me, I want to talk to you about this move that Aaron Rodgers does as a qb. I didn't see him do it all day. Yesterday I got talked about cuz. I might forget, he's got this. Fucking move is really bright. When they do look at seven step drop right. This did people Russian in from either side in the tackles a block. And you see that they're gonna get around them outside an Aaron Rodgers is just gone far back enough that's the line to sack, and so the move

quarterbacks do in that moment. Is they then stepped back up into the pocket? So the guys you know Surely they go around the outside or have to try to go to the inside and then their back in front of the tackle ok you know, sometimes they still break through what he does. He starts to step up and it gets between tackles so those guys who a russian to the outside then try to make a move to go to the insight, and then he immediately the secondary both commit to go back inside he pops back to the fuckin outside and he actually with that movement has tackles lot lined up with their men. It's fuckin amazing it does it. All. Time- and you just say Much- and Tom Brady Jesus Christ. You see that sector stealer had more like I swear to God. It was like Tom, the battery if he was like a robot. They shorted out for half a second he's just didn't see the guy in any kind of like ho bloody gettin freaked out, then he spent around and laid down

my dear headlights on that one is just not the most mobile fuckin guy. In the World, but everybody knows that, so I don't that move is this shit and is something I don't understand. That no wide receiver does, you know when they do like a fuckin, reverse double reversal. Whenever and you know, when defences string in and out it's not gonna work. You can see. It's not gonna work, and it's just dying of slow death I dont mean when you know it doesn't work in the receiver gets the right there friend, obviously topped the ball away, but our common dying a slow death. What are these doing this OJ fuckin dancing around shit. Why don't they just throw the ball away for an incomplete rather than taken the fucker. Five to seven yard loss. Has anybody ever seen? Anybody do that that that is my that's my football question for this week. Is anybody seen a wide receiver reverse and it wasn't, fuckin workin out of fucking. Nowhere

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probably doesn't even remember us, kids, it's a dog and it lives in the fuckin present. So that was that was good to see, but I myself, like a fuck, He was she competing without a human or leash or a dozen even run. That's what Sister, I you know what I don't like the story. I dont like this. I don't like this is one of these just like, let's just go nah altogether basing its decision hard warming story for everyone, one duration, I do push up a bitch tits. Yet my wrist, that's what the most popular ones you guys always communist Billy budgets. Deliberation. I do push up son of a bitch tits, yet I recently proposed to my girlfriend congratulations and we're getting married in December. Congratulations when my leg. Ask me who I wanted. As my best man, I realized, I wasn't close enough to anyone to ask them

I have friends in coworkers and family, but I'm not really close with them, not enough to choose one best man anyway. So what there is this a fuckin pitch for a Hollywood movie. Didn't Kevin hard have didn't. This is a cavern harm movie. So That being said, what are the chances of you showing up and being my best man? If not, can you get me in touch with Joe Rogan? Thank you. Where's your raw wish. You weren't gonna, be it if I got a gig. If I get a gig nearby, Alpha can do it. I'll come down whatever you need take something about what the something that a lot of people don't know about. Larry. Ok, this guy. Fuckin guy listens to the Monday morning, podcast starting the Madonna. I'll. Just start hyping my fucking podcast What are you gonna? Do the Madonna thing unaware break.

You know, or I came here- I thought about blown up this fuckin reception area because I didn't like the case I used to grow on the left and that the people read from left. Why is it the lady first Eddie I? What the fuck What I do at our maybe I do that I have no fucking idea. Now, I'm not going to do it. Cuz I have to go to the whole fucking ceremony represent the ring and do all of that shit. I want to fucking do that To be at my wedding, you know I had a great time. So I learned about myself too: I swear to God. Fuck and learn about myself is the level of social anxiety that I have that the of big moments in my life said, if I could just fast forward through them and get on the other side of them. I would gladly do it tonight,

I mean after I have the experience. I always think like well what the fuck was. I so you know anxious about I assure you do know. I D, like my wedding, was on the best knights of my life. Get off. My wife wanted to labour and shit Moreover, there and everything you know that That part of me wishes going like just thinking, like I this is over as quickly as possible and it was wasn't. There was a selfish started had nothing to do with, like all my wife going through anymore. This pain, which I definitely them the most emotional I got listen, her scream and, in fact pain was that was fuckin brutal. Anyways Butler, I have this feeling like. If I could, just like it fast forward and just beyond the other side of this thing,. I would do it in the second and I thought about that. Like my entire fuck, it

if it had never really real, as they have is social anxiety with all this shit, like I just wanting, I just get fuckin through it, get on the other side Among the other side, I made it through nothing. Humiliating happened. Now I can fuckin relax. I felt like that, like First Probably nine years of every stand up, show that I did like the level of relief that I had after like once again and stage. I would be fine and then you just doing your act in an even if your bombing or whatever it's like it's the clock has started and with every sex. Its closer. The event is clear. So the being over. You know, I mean it it's the waiting and not knowing that's that's what is always always fuck. Given me anxiety, like on the Stanhope, shows that I've done and Impossible situations that you go through as a comedian when you coming up for me,

it was never is already over by the time I got on stage, because now just go out. Then I just deal with stuff, and you know you tell people go fuck themselves, the applause three. Do they get you in you look stupid. You fill again ass all but you say good night and then it's over and then you can just fuckin relax, but it when you Standing there for me for me you stand, there decided the fuckin stage waiting or metaphorically you know go in there, I mean I don't. I can't believe it was one of the craziest fuck. It weakens of my life, you know, from the women's Marge to Donald gettin sworn in to the page. Scotland or another Fuckin Superbowl come on a day was a hell of a hell of a four days. I can tell you that, and I don't know

Thankfully we actually know jobs aside that I finally get to have that experience of becoming a dead because it was getting to the point of like I don't know. If I'm gonna were at an off, I'm gonna get experience and it's it's weird I feel. Like I lived my youth street. To my golden years and now, the middle part I'm just doing it. I was joking. I think I've made a set of some pockets. Unlike live in my life like a tyrant, Tino movie words like completely out of sync, you know John Travolta is walking by in the background you know the diner seen imperfection my ruining this. How do I stop say spoiler alert, even though that Fucking movie came out like Two years ago, twenty three years ago, waste that is the the podcast for this week, tune into Jimmy Camel tonight. I don't know what I'm gonna do I don't want to go to can talk about. All I know is I get the the pre interview coming up, but we're so two things you'd like to touch on. How can I the current poem for my part, cast, I don't think so,

we shall see, will see how this one goes. Some very exciting, never done the Jimmy Camel Show and here's something so cool they fuckin guys. I met him one time. There goes down at LA go, we're gonna, be bill, burn friends on January thirty. First, unless you gonna go boulevard right down here in Hollywood He came down to the show to see somebody else and I met him. Then I started talking to more how Bill Walsh wrote this book. There was beaten at the height of his, you know just being like the bill check, Vince Lombardy Guy of his error. He was approach to write a book on. Ball and he wrote like you, keep pace equally showed the outline and he had diagram plays, and it was like. You had to be a coach to understand the book.

And the the publisher, whatever the company he was doing, the book with was basically they gonna. Do you gotta, like we can put this book out like you, ve gotta, be like you go get football coach to even understand. Any of this shit. The pictures you Joe Montana Habits and family stories about blarney, which just like now, you want me right, write a book. About football: this is it right here and he just fuckin put out this think so the book bombed. As far as not making money. With just regular Jos, like even myself, the amount of football that I watch, but amongst coaches? Evidently, that book became like a Bible and if you fine, like a hard cover version. You find him on the internet thing they go for like three four hundred bucks or something like that. Nah. Arose. Tat has talent Jimmy that story, and he was laughing them. You know was funny or whatever and

Joking going like it. I want to actually get that book, maybe finally understand the cover to defence or whatever the fuck. You, the nickel defence, in that type of shit, so sure enough, like fucking three weeks later. I get this package from Amazon. It was from him any actually bought me the book down. I thumb, throw it didn't. I tell you it's like you, you, it's ok, if you feel like stole a teams play book, so anyways so, but I've never been able to do, is show every time I try to do is show like something would come up. So this is my This time doing it it does so tune tonight. I'm open, I'm gonna, go there and be able to repay by being a little bit funny on a show, but once again by new stand of special. Rocky way out comes January thirty, first on Netflix, please tweet about a please let everybody no and that's it think those are the podcast Talk to you later I'll talk to check it out here on Thursday, I too.