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gotta get roses, fucking funny man, funny man, she was shrimp in the eight I remember she was funny like the best guys in the world were funny. You know I mean she was a killer. She didn't give a fuck and then I gave her a tv show. She gave less fox she's a beast. She talk about how she like her first show or first comedy show in LA like she had only been doing. I think comedy like two years about Mitzi loved her and that that's a at a show like her first night in LA right, yeah yeah, the book the tonight show the first night that is saying and saying that we got angel. I talked to it like she was kind of thinking about stopping by our San Diego show and comic con, so you chat with their on twitter. She follows well. She follows me into an election. She asked a question sometimes she's, all in like new world order, type shows having oral hygiene. Is the amazing and I just looked at him and tape it, even if you can,

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but the following school. She had like a shoe to look more mature years. Ripple thing like a one woman show, but I think you know, in my opinion, Sarah Silverman's right up there. I think she wanna top pledge goal is tons of all time, Rivage with a stronger Roseanne taking the fuck. I don't know man, I'm breaking only five Roseanne might have been better like her delivery man. I know it's fucking hard, it's very hard because John, where rivers is still out there swinging in so in my opinion, but you got to give her number one, because you still swaying in you know she still out there doing concert after shooting. Yes, she was on the wrestler These things ever won the road he's pretty gangsta asked if she was in the wrestler I almost fucking die with that. I think I think it's harder for a woman to do stand up. I'm always say this. I think that men are sexist for the most part and they don't want to listen to a woman talk. You know, I think it's harder to get alot.

Men's attention and obviously that's a big generalization 'cause a lot of Sarah Silverman fans for men lot of women fans of comedy there mentally she forward with it. In there featuring I cheerful woman, when there featuring and with love, mother fuckers who go onstage, headlining and think they're going to follow a woman on a Saturday night. You shit better, be tight because of this chicken. Guys to go up there and she goes her way. Members dead, that's half women shoe goes her way, you're going to have a rough time and I've seen it happen to you know I smoke break. Oh my big businessman, Cena buried mother fucker. Would we go at the store? Don't fuck around with women. Sometimes I've seen Shamat Ashbury mother fucked in the old yeah we've seen her berry, mother fuckers in the or there's a lot of women who take that room and flip you? They don't have titties. They don't give a fuck that look like they've been fucked in the ass one thousand times and they go up there. With that attitude you sitting there going wow. What was the puerto rican at the store early on that map?

What's his name, that she had to what's his name and she didn't episodes of Nypd Blue and she was on her way. I saw her in there couple Tuesday nights. I was like damn this. It was on the road for a few years- chatter kid. By that time. She, the kids, should sit. The kid in the fucking bar at the comedy store will do fifteen minutes. I think I told you there like one of the most promising sets of an open. My car I ever saw was Kelly Curly coaster, absolutely to let me type that Kelly Carson Kelly cursing, especially when she didn't have a boyfriend, she's, a sweetie and she should get a boyfriend should calm down, but when didn't have a boyfriend. She was fucking angry. She did this bit man, she did this bed. I wish I was a man. You know Kelly's, like I'm sure, I'm fifty eight and she's at least five inches taller than me right I mean how tall is she six thousand one hundred and sixty two, I would say six is very tall girl. And she get fucking an angry and she's like real physical and like she, she

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like. Obviously, that's what you always hear: it's not possible for a guy to get it from a girl. You always hear that, but I don't. Did anything else unless he put it got it from Anita, we could have got it from the middle. That's too obvious fucking choice when we were talking about that yesterday, with Duane Ludwig we're talking about fighter and pills and pain relief and you fucking would leave he's paying better than heroin means or anything right, so a lot of fighters. They might start shooting out, because the the like relieving the pain for them was was so effective. I want to do it that way, those opiates yeah, that's what it's about mister needles in general. Well, you know what, if you're a fighter- and you know you're used to getting punched in the face, get your face, stitched up and just that

like needles not going to freak you out and worried about kidney. Those when stitches put your nose back together in the second round. Are you going back out there to fight another two fucking rounds or three fucking round yeah you just suck in five rounds with Ray Mercer and Kayode into the ropes like he did. Did you ever see that Tommy Morrison, getting knocked out by Ray Marsh is one of the most frightening knockouts I've ever seen in my life, because well, first of all, is frightening, is ray. Mercer was a murderous puncher, but it was hilarious for me because I had this friend. That would always root for white guys. It was fucking. He would wanted white guys to win boxing matches so bad. He never wanted it to be the best fighter. He always wanted to be the White fighter, so like you rooted for Gerry Cooney, and so He got hit here and Ray Mercer just unloads on him, and it's don't get caught in the ropes to look at this. Like

caught in the ropes and gray Mars, is Tina from that's terrible qualities or a better quality version that we could see it smooth 'cause. It was real so choppy, but It was a frightening frightening knockout, but once you've done that you could shoot Heroin, two hundred and thirty five pi, listen bro that that once you have that pain and that pain does fucking go away in that little Needled Knox, Ville away! Listen to all those people stories! That's how it started. You know the and I was starting on the rookies behind you to take your fucking job in football. You just bought your fucking your house and a boat, you put your parents of boat, and now you're twenty eight in a twenty two year old, all American is coming in front of you and you got a bit a little. Billy Payne, and if you can in about it, then you have surgery and you're out in this mother. Fucker steals your job. What were you going to do you ain't got time you do what you need to do shoot to call his own shoot. The fucking dinner

Temeca shoot at all. I don't give a fuck as long as I play at the end of the season, will talk about surgery and guess what dogs at the end, the surgery they made a fucking good who says you don't need surgery, we're going to shoot this the end and that's it Ray Mercer was a fucking, murderous puncher back then watching that right there. All of their to do all of them yeah the one that left it stiffen them in the right to put him down and then hit him two more times full clip after that watch that one more time just to finishing blows, 'cause, I'm serious one of the most devastating knockouts I've ever seen, and if you saw this on tv. When was this 70s late, 70s early 80s eighties? Here's that right hand and bring Mercer was a fucking killer and he could get two man Ray could take it. Look these Shaw ping and Boom Bam, Bam

bam, bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam and two more before he goes down. Look how many times you fucking him merry maids those punches dog punch, not even joking though it might have shared, I would say just got aids. I mean you didn't get breakdown everything Who knows how he got it, but mostly sushi the afternoon, and that night I had real hard. The night could not it's not good for your health, not sure that fuck them up. That was, it they did. The movie would still only was done bug. You know, there's some sort of a he did. The movie was so alone after that didn't a before. After that thing was before that check. Before that right, I sent them over the fucking top movie dead. I said, given a puerto rican and check on them, handle without too early right yeah they sent him over the top. Could you imagine being a fucking guy who gets to play Tommy Gun back in the day?

he part, I mean how you stole that is anybody handled yeah, you're, a young side, Geisler Rocky took in with uh Well, he was, it was a horrible fucking way. Is a guy did what was the black guy in? That movie? Was the big black right, I did all those movies in who is Tyson's manager. That dikanki remember the dunking him in that moving here he was the worst come out. Sonic come with me in a limo. We got what's wrong with Kim white women. Tommy just got punched in the head with rape murder. What are you gonna? Do you gonna stand there next to Sylvester FUCK? No! No! I think that was he was doing blow in the limo. Get that scene up get. That scene he's doing blow in the limo. She's got those little white milky titties going fucking Bananas Rockies like what about women, torture, fuck, you bitch, this bitch is bag. It

must be incredibly hard to keep your motivation to be a fighter when that happens because of fighting. That's like the opposite world of being a fighter like you're in a gigantic blockbuster. You have Rocky movie back when it means something to be in iraqi movie. You know if you're in love, talking like you in Rocky today looks what I do to live ever done. Did you see rocky Barbell bought the last one? No, no man! If you're in the rocky movies is not bad, surprisingly final scene with rocky and white chick, Oh, this is great in spanish, Tammy Morrison HIM square often is the shitty Don king. They got biggest. Small as headers.

It rocky punched him a bunch of times of the back of the head wow and knocked him down. Tommy's really upset oh wow. He threw him in Rocky him on the way in incredible fight. Here, wow Rocky took his legs alleys, going MA no ground in parallel who's, your own out armies, coming back boy that looks fake, holy shit. That looks big. They look so fake. It should be illegal, blue soul straight. They gave twenty million. That's how fucking fake so versus to imagine that shit, Joe Rogan? Oh he probably at least twenty million from this point in such huge movie man, this here's, the finish ha one giant left hook and drop some king with dunking to hit me out sue you fuck, so the

so digital signal that were allowed to use the spanish version being back for yeah. We can get away with that yeah. I just gotta get the brain juice, So I I found the map of the US, and I didn't know where a lot of shit was, I didn't know. Allow sure was in the in the in the weird areas, like the the main in New Hampshire area. So whole job will look at me, Joe, relatively quick, quick. What six states in New England, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Rhode, Island, Vermont, Massachusetts, that's it from Massachusetts, Connecticut well with Island, Connecticut, Molly from Maine. Damn it. I forgot. I my name

is mainland, must be yeah main swing. Yeah. Ok, so I forgot that an new Hampshire's New England to know such states cities out there. You don't know you really are a baby New Hampshire, where you live close to boast. If you don't live in most of Boston, you fly into New Hampshire. You know in the fucking flights are dirt cheap. It's a two different fucking worlds to fly into New Hampshire and to fly into boss. I have forty five. It's a Burbank LAX New Hampshire is filled with a lot of fucking people that don't want to hear the governments bullshit there all like those live, free or die folks. They, you know they have compound setup, that's on their license. Plate live free or die. That's a gangster state I like up there to where you gotta, like shoot moose to stay alive when you're north of Boston you're a silly bitch. Ok, That's what that's not cold enough for you. You need to go further 'cause when we would do gigs in Maine. I'd be like. Oh, my god, it's colder! Thank you

please be in Boston and would go to Maine to do a gig in December. It'll be ten degrees called to get out the car. I can't believe his mother live where it's colder than where we live. Yeah. And then somewhere, where you look up and you go how the fuck do people live here and you make like a. I don't know like this. Is the coldest I've ever been January? Fifth, one thousand nine hundred and ninety fucking five. They took me up from Denver CO living in boulder to do a gig in Cheyenne Wyoming, Joe Rogan. She I had to pee thirty five fucking below with the windshield. I left the whole, no. I asked the guy at the fucking thing. Where do you get something to eat and he looked at me and he goes maybe fifty yards. But I would leave if I was you I looked at him like bitch and I went out there and started walking and like twenty five minutes, and I was like it's too cold to walk there and if I get there, it's going to definitely do

to come back wow like that's how I walk that had chili, and I mean it was horrendous. I take your jacket off. How to sit next to the heater and that's That was something that we forget about that. We how to deal with that shit here, three hundred and fifty dollars enough for that gig. As a feature act for four shows a good gig those days? Yes, yes, it was. I remember the scan email from John sure I got a email back. I just remember nice to do alot, Schuler gigs, you know in the very you know like if you, if you got a good one, was couple on a box. Maybe more you know, depending on what kind of bar set up those are great gigs. You know who do I have and so Some. Some of them were really fun. They a lot of 'em Schuler, had a lot of fun Connecticut that were great fucking gigs brown. Is it called Brown Thompsons? What is goddamnit place in Hartford just to have? That was like a really good comedy club

sees view it was the only place in Hartford because of the time I think, there's an in improv in Hartford, Connecticut, yeah right funny, bone funny. Okay yeah. There wasn't any back. In the day I wanna see it was called Brown Thompson was like a bar. In these studies to book the comedy there- and it was like a fucking comedy club- it was like a real club. It was a great gig people get excited about that. Gig was a good one, sure sure him all over the place to place. His wife thought I could possibly get killed. Doing comedy great Colorado is heavy fucking duty, Cala Rado. That was the first time ever. I got it addendum a when he called that shipment. You get the paperwork on the gig and it said it said: room is known to be active if anything happens, run to your room and contact the bar manager like that's what it, instead of the trouble run and the other crazy gig I did was a place called these civilizations. These cities had been taken

by the cities, didn't give a fuck. It was called rock springs, Wyoming Rock Springs Wyoming there done a thing on sixty minutes about rocksprings how the mob had taken old rock springs, WY and that's when they took, hookers from LAS Vegas Adam FISH, their pussies made much more time and that is Strip club that it was a AAA. I'm not kidding your dog. This is look it up, rocks and I only sixty minutes the feds I go in and take it back from the local fucking government. What this is craziness. This shit at gambling stuff and MIKE Well, what's his name like two of the guys from sixty minutes when updating going to report about it, there's some crazy fucking places out there that you'll never how about unless you drive through ig. Just got an email from a fucking, great guy. That said, he has a room in billings, my only a Montana A4 one hundred seat little theater, and he sent me an email. I'm thinking about going up there, obviously like and fucking

may, because that's the only month, it's fucking warm up there. There's a website called rock spring hookers, oh no! No, they don't fuck, but that's not rock springs, wyominghookers dot net! You go there, you go dog, they don't fuck around there. It's too different level. That's where wound hookers go, they get rid I have to fix the monkey really Committee and the HIV rate. Mursak take seven bunch without pull it up, don't pull it out. Prime, don't put it up at Eastern, oh yeah can't do that. What's that the web, is a bad. I should mention the name of it. Anyway. All Yahoo gives a fuck bulldog landfall. No, no is it disgusting? Yes, yes, and no, I don't want you to make bruises thing. I don't think we should mean in a legal business being in.

I want to get in trouble providing their providing next circle interview, but how do you find them? Look at the interest. Look that up. Please just look. Sixty minutes up and see see sixty minutes, sixty minutes rock Springs, WY, one thousand nine hundred and ninety two. Ninety, I don't know if it's the same DOM fig. You know we're talking about Danzig. The vampire comic look at this is a guy named DOM fig that took this fucking picture of a wave hitting the buildings in can get holy shit. Man look at this. This was when Sandy hit Brian, see the oh shit. Yeah pull that picture up. It's Photographe awestruck after catching a wave, is an incredible picture. It's incredible because like the idea that it was there. While this actually happened, like you shouldn't be anywhere fucking near there, it's crazy assholes, not just there he's taking pictures,

photographer. Awestruck after catching a wave is the title yeah. This is nuts man define it ok, go to see post dot com or just look, DOM Fig comic, and then click and the third link in the seed, Dominic, Dominic, Dominic, FIG Comic, Dominic, big Comic and then look under the third picture. Dominic fig comic, look under the third link, rather it'll, say Connecticut, Post. Ok, here we fucking picture mounts is insane. I mean it's insane: it's like what were they thinking building houses there? First of all, that's like beautiful for most of the time but Fachmann if there's a possibility,

but it didn't matter if you were right in front of the water with this mother, fucker right like they went like several blocks in just destroying everything in its path it's like, you are so crazy to think that the oceans are going to stay where it is would a nutty idea to like build expensive shit right. Next to the edge. Like that's the edges right here. This is my spot. Fucking got marked it off, this is my house. I got out some up on stilts. You know they put the house right right out the water and, like the the gamble, is like how long is the water going to be? There is going to stay for one hundred years going to stay up for fifty years. What's the gamble you know, and everybody is wanting to take that gamble, because if you can set up your window and you're there on the ocean. Like it's boat, that's fucking, amazing! You know so they take that Gamble park that bitch right next to the rocks and hope that nothing melts

you have a bigger gamble, having a house on a mountain like look at the fires that you had. You know that's true. Well, even with fires everywhere in California I mean they. They I talked to far far. That said, there's a real worry and not of if, but when then one day, one of these mother Fucker wildfires that they get is gay catch la and the winds. We just right and he said it's going to burn right to the beach. I go you going to burn down Hollywood because I don't think we can stop it. He goes if you're dealing with the kind of fire. That can go that far and is that strong and it's wind, aided in it's just big enough, 'cause fire can be really really really fucking big in Well, it's hard to rap your head around how big they can be, but they can be so big that you can't fucking control 'em. All you do is to we can payneham, but you can't control them and if they get that big and they they can't cut it off in time it starts going towards la if it's the right,

time of year. The right amount of Santa ANA winds kicking in shit. Man, look what happened last year, New Jersey, it's happening right now in Montana, like this, the Phoenix or in Arizona rather with the dust- and somebody told me that would drive him back from Vegas on Sunday and it was fucking various shit, l'm sure loadable took him. Eight one slash two hours to get home with. Man the wind and shit. Listen! That's going to everything is getting more extreme, everything is getting more fucking extreme brother that he getting more extreme cold is getting more extreme and you know I'm not fucking Al Gore. I'm not going to sit here and tell you not shit. No, you know I thought you like ass over. I thought you did not. You know I don't know what the fucks going on, but we evolved. That means the weather has to fucking evolve, and you know twenty years ago I remember being in Jersey, hanging out playing with football and within three minutes it would get dark dog and also these chunks of fucking, her would come out. You know, but look at Now I,

push or eighty eighty fucking thousand times only to the we should ask me, but I think, would dissipate like the way Sandy came up. You know one three years. Guess what is going to be and uh one jack. You know that people we see every year I had a tornado. I ain't leaving people make one thousand jokes about that's going to be South Jersey and Fucking three years and three maybe every seven eight years this is going to go down the fucking every four years and then fifty years from now will be really fucking it. You know, that's just the way it is. We evolved man, though everything moves. Don't they find those dinosaur bones in Mantana, yeah yeah, and then they belong to face your sea bass or whatever the fuck it was well. There is a great western inland sea there, yeah that's how they used to be a fucking interior ocean. The thing that's always stunned me about boulder is the devil's thumb when you're on baseline and you drive close to the university and S bold, and you look to your right and there's a thing that pops out of the fucking mountain this this this just his fig.

I look it up boulder co and Devils thumb and it pops up, and it makes you fucking, think it makes you fart. You know it's the weirdest thing I hiked up there, one time with my dog. When I hurt you, yeah Hercules went up there and was missing for a night that went up there. Fucking tried to look him down, they got snakes up there to hold. I would make sure thank man what the fuck was here three million years ago and not mean so. I don't know I don't have the answer. Did you hear about that deal with the devil stump yeah come on now, I'm bowl like damn baseline when you drive and look at that fucking thing. That's a beautiful thing. Did you hear about the kid in the Minnesota? They got bitten by a wolf Yes, will fit him in his fucking head. While he's sleeping and wouldn't let go boy just trying to eat him, he sleeping outside the tent- and I guess I mean I don't know why so the people in the tent- I don't know what the whole story was, but the wolf clamp to hold of his fucking head and wouldn't let go image. A terrifying feeling is when wool seventy five pound wolf have.

I have to hold your head, while you're sleeping and this is the first known attack in that states history- they have like document that I fucking sharks biting people more more dude, I was in Hawaii and they built two fucking people miles there. One of them died yeah, they get one kid got bit and his leg, he was surfing, he got bit, another woman got her arm bit off and she died and what lived the live. The 'cause lived friends, his friends tied his leg, a the tourniquet brought him into the to the hospital like really quickly yeah. They used a like a leash. I think I got like a lease for a surfboard and they they tied off his leg and turn again pulled pull them out of the water, but they saw him. They saw him get attacked by the shark bit him in the leg. It's it's tiger, sharks, apparently and they're. Trying to- right. Now, like the people in Hawaii or they're, going to do some studies now, then, to figure out why these tiger sharks being more aggressive, but there's There's going to be a lot of issues with

wildlife in the ocean as well, because these predators don't have as much to eat because we fish so much we take tuna and so many different fish that they they survive off of, like. I would imagine that a lot of fish are going to be in real trouble like the fish that also rely on the fish that we eat 'cause. We can kill everything that in all the fish has that fucking shit in it now, from Tokyo, I've been seeing all that yeah there's a three percent increase. I think they said in the amount of radiation that they've found in fish, which is that's not worrisome as far as like health, apparently get away with a little bit, but the the. The worry is that this could get worse. Yeah you see that radiation chart wages shows like in like two fifteen years, are all pretty much into focus. She was crazy, yeah! That's a scary, scary situation. I mean it's, it's it's much more scary than it's been. You know a

oh, my God did you see what Miley Cyrus did on tv. She lit stuck her tongue out and showed her, but meanwhile there's a fucking hole in the earth. That's filled with radioactive shit and it's leaking into the ocean. I mean it's really scary. There's they can't stop, it can't contain it and they don't know what the what to do, and instead we're looking at Syria and we're looking at all these earth with me. Maybe there's threats mean maybe maybe serious someplace we really do need to be. Maybe they are using chemical weapons, but for sure that shit is going down a Fukushima, for what kind sure there's a real problem there and tip so it doesn't know what the fuck do. An no one in the world has a solution for it I mean I I don't know what the hell they're going to do. I mean it's just constantly leaking radioactive waste and what are the people Tokyo? What's going to be like in a decade you know what would it mean it's right down the hill from that fucking place. What is going to happen? What is, are they going to have any? non radioactive fish, and

Don't they rely on fish like there's a huge amount of their income and their diet? It relies on fish. That's going to be a terrible place, could be real issue. You know they're finding radioactive bunnies like bunnies and of deformities and that live there they're born with no years. Is it also it's a weird going down there there yeah the what if the fish start. Turning into like like like these tiger sharks are eating these radiate. You know these fish and stuff and it's in the water and it starts becoming what like a zombie shark Nado. I mean like that. That's like real, you know like this is excitement and imagine that using court against you. Let me like these, sir, I'm actually trying to argue that you're, smart and then like okay, now, that's a real. It's like fish are made of zombie. Fish are nails yeah, but I mean like the with the. If then, a fish become like some, you can kind of animals that yeah. Well, you know in the. I don't think. That's really how things mutated with life is. A comic books on

but yeah in a comic book that would become Godzilla. It become the creature from the black lagoon or some shared made. You thought it was made. No Godzilla was a creation because of the atomic bomb. Supposedly they the US, drops atomic bombs on Japan and then Godzilla's born because the radiation, like all those animals with giant animals Mothra, although get road Ann, I believe, wrote maybe road animals from space. So it's coming true, but that was the No, it's not coming true. Just some fucking sharks bit some people, those with good movies, to use all the string and it fucked your world Aa State Farm, the Mothra string, yeah, the Mokra string is sure this is really bad. Today, hey BC would do monster week at four hundred and thirty, the after school movie, four hundred and thirty at

dark shadows. You drew some fucking heat Jack yeah. You pull up some videos of Godzilla Godzilla versus smog monster. That's who the baddest one was Godzilla versus mark monster. You marrow is King Kong versus Godzilla. They had made king Kong the same size. That was always very disappointing to me when I was a boy that I found out how much smaller King Kong was in. Godzilla was even close. Godzilla's like five hundred feet, high fifty ft tall fifty feet high and shit when you deal with Godzilla, but in Godzilla versus King Kong. All sudden king Kong's huge, I forgot little fucking jam. Two blue yster cult, Godzilla. Oh no, there goes Tokyo GO, go Godzilla, yeah, those blue, Yster cult, right, yeah! Look! This smoke wakes him up. Those movies were people today can't understand how awesome knows. Movies are play that you know people don't understand how amazing these movies were amazing. It's la versus Tokyo,

this is incredible. Oh that's! When he became the smog monster, remember and he flies around just blowing poison, Smogon people, Kim trails Bro. Yeah. He was the original Chem trails, the smog monster. Look everybody lookout, bad. The fucking special effects are: oh, my god. It's amazing So good what people don't understand is when you were kid or when I was a kid rather than we would watch this, we would have to be. Would you had to suspend disbelief. You were just amazed that they could show you any visual representation of a gigantic lizard like anything that remotely looked like it. You were willing to accept like look at that. Look how bad that is, but we were willing to accept it, because we knew that up until then like there was the best. There was the best that was it like. If you go to the original king Kong and there,

I think the difference in the way the Japanese did it in the way of Ray Harry Hughes and did it I think it's very Harry using. I might have made that up, but uh the animator they used to do it frame by frame they would do just move the clay. A little take a picture move the clay. It'll take a picture, move the clay. Little take a picture it took, fucking forever, but they have these elaborate fight scenes with these clay animals that they created so he'd like King Kong, fighting against dinosaurs that took forever and look what it looked like. They get. Look how fucking it looks it moves around that look like that. Yeah! It's like people got flooded. You really don't like it. Barely even looks like its daily played that look at barely even looks like it's there like there's a guy in front of it and he's looking at it. What are you doing singing? I can barely see him look at that it will and look at the fucking special effects like who is King Kong, is like one thousand nine hundred and thirty six or search sherry, thirty, three wow. So back then

This was the greatest fucking thing: the world ever known you I believe they even pulled this off. I mean special effects for back then were unbelievably incredible. People were so excited to see this when you like King Kong itself,. The show King Kong is off like when you see him. Where is King Cole? These guys gay Snap, the child figure out what happen. Look how fake this looks lizard, but the real loser, though I think the is stuck a real lizard in there nope nope nope, that's animated too wow sometimes they would do that, though they would have a movie and they would have like a real lizard, and you could tell the lizard was nowhere near them in real life, but they would like a look and they would insert this giant fucking Liz in the back. How we must have been to act in these movies? Ok,

is a spider at sixteen feet. Tall is coming actually now run really he's like scrambling, and then they have to add in this killer spider. This is nuts. I look out bad at look. When they pick up someone in the getting bit so stupid, but that was as good as the world than ever seen back then yeah it would. It is impossible to get any better like that was incredible. I people must been so excited and there was no mean whoa fucking tv shows ran in nineteen thirty six. How four hundred and thirty three did they even have tv in Thor Anything one of the end of NTV once the invention of tv invention of tv, for awhile. It was just just movies right

tv. You probably came out. It was radio like that. I took the green hornet was a radio show and all that I didn't find anything for which searching the web for went with the intention of the tv Okay, so apparently, there's not not a single thing is single thing that you can point to. Because there's a lot of shit that got invented that relate to the environment just sitting around with a bunch of people and your family and listen to the green hornet at ninety. Eight nine every Friday night and then Wednesday was something else and Thurs comedy night like they have like have Jackie Gleason, but the other guy like low orphan Annie It happened in one thousand eight hundred and sixty two was the first still image that was transferred This guy had something called the PAN Telegraph, so we try

transferred of picture by telegraph. This thing or this electronic thing transferred. They became the first person to transmit still image over wires fuck. Manly figure that out in one thousand eight hundred and sixty two, you know crazy, that is, slavery became illegal in eighteen. Sixty five So while they were still slaves, someone had figured out how to send photo over wire fuck them when the telegram was huge. You, member Ave, Woodkid that alley she was that huge Koran. Western Union union was huge, go to Washington, then paid cash. Then they got the credit card, and that was the beginning of the end. This shit that was the beginning. This is incredible stuff man the in nineteen eighteen, seventy three scientists may and Smith experiment with silentium enlighten. This reveals the possibility for invent. Just transform images into electronic signals. How to fuck

did they figure that out, I mean think about how nutty that is. Dudes are riding horses and some motherfucker figured out how to turn images into electronic signals so that you could send to them sense enter them, so you could send them over while just fucking stupid. I am one hundred years later. What was the first picture porn? How to be here? Probably how you guys set up Chica pictures. Stick his poop look at my poop fun lady. It was yeah some crafty cat, it's like I just bitches gotta see my dick. If she sees my dick it's on right now, she wants to stay in Philadelphia, so fuck. What do I do? Text go? Sending pictures slaves! This is amazing, stuff man, so in one thousand nine hundred, they call the television at the World Para Worlds: fair in Paris, the first international Congress of Electricity was held, and that is where russian Cunts nineteen Persky yeah constant

Teen persky made the first known use of the word television, so it was invent. By a russian gentleman or the word, was at least amazing. You know when you go back and think about dudes that were inventing like really mind blowing shit like back in the uh 1800s or the fifty even earlier than that, like the dude figured out printing press yeah, but you know how much shit you didn't have like fucking like, inter with you at the eight am internet? You have tv and I have a veggie had their at the moment. Are you a little credit? The guy was into math. I give him credit every day that guy was often fucking poor solder, trailer, had no money for drugs and just started putting shit together. When I saw that on discovery, I was blow on the fuck away people who wanted an inventive methods, her one do, I don't know but put in a battery the core of a battery. Cold medicine, just just you, fucking kidding me like what did you come up with who gave

this recipe was in NAM once in math used in like the world war? Two, the story was that they used the hit or troops used it in the the user on the japanese kamikaze pilots right to get them to be what it was. I don't know if it's this, that they have now in the tub that the sons of anarchy Cells- I don't fucking, know I'm just telling you about what the fuck you know I mean yeah, it's not a new drug. It was first made in one thousand, eight hundred and eighty seven again so one thousand eight hundred and eighty seven yeah or Germany will send a picture of his dick to some chick so Bef We can invent the camera and they get the electronic way we gotta stay up for a week to fucking. Do it, I'm sorry that that was just amphetamines, so in feta means for one thousand, eight hundred and eighty seven meth Infed amine, which was more potent and easy to make was developed in Japan in one thousand nine hundred and nineteen. The Chris green powder, was soluble in water, making it for making it a perfect candidate for injection meh

and feta mean went into wide use during world war. Two when BO, besides used to keep troops awake holy fucking shit. High doses were given a japanese kamikaze pilots before their suicide missions, and ah do the war, MESSENGER Amphetamine, abuse by injection reach epidemic proportions when supply store for military use became available, call to the japanese public man. In night, the 50s methamphetamine was prescribed as a diet aid and to fight depression easily available. It was used as a non medical stimulant by college students, truck drivers, an athletes and the abuse to the drug spread holy shit. Did you know that these to prescribe fan. Feta means for depression. Listen.

This is probably works back door yeah. Well, that was in the Liberace movie yeah. Never the California diet gave us a full of amphetamines. You know much crazy that I'm when I was growing up, there was just crazy cut on the block me had whatever they diagnosed, it Dennis A dd, but they used to give him speed to calm him down right. Remember he was fucking used to jump off his own roof. While you do that yeah well, they say that so with the villain. If this was way before release, but was he his sister used to someone? Is black beauties yeah? They they have this kit on some we do this shit? I used to go to EAST Stroudsburg PA and by one thousand black beauties with thirty five dollars, with some. What is exactly a black? It was just little black things they made in the seventies and they were the original diet pill and was an amphetamine and amphetamine. Would you know kind of ones yeah who gives a with

twenty five hours for I sold him four hundred thousand and thirty five dollars for adults, only thirty, five thousand two hundred to the wrestlers and a dollar apiece. You have no idea where the cash contacting less. And I remember like one that I went out and had no blow a night like three of am and drank Hannahs at and I was sick for a fucking week like I never ate those pills, but I remember people cracking them open, snorting, those mother fuckers. You know it's really interesting, like you talking about that and you talking about selling bootlegging these illegal drugs, it's like it depends on how much money you make and what you do with that money, whether not you become legitimate. I would like Junior in high school, but what I'm saying is like I know, but look at the kennedys the Kennedys are the exact same thing. At the same thing, Kennedys became legitimate. That became a very wealthy, an established family for moonshine. They were selling drugs, their cell liquid drugs that were illegal, but they did did the right thing with all the money they got

I got ahold of it invested in politics started. Getting I mean they did. They had a lot of fucking money and then I think they got out of it once it became legal or something I don't know how the fuck they transition to bootleg it. But that's like the known history have, Joe Kennedy Right, the father. The father was like he was a moonshine runner, which is crazy. How much different is that? Really then you selling these black beauties. It's really no different, morally or ethically it's the same thing, so like if you had stuck with the black beauty business and they got politics later I mean I wouldn't that would accept,

I would say some knows where that was right. After my mom died and I was like crazy yeah that would go on saturdays. This could make me a Monty. He was a football play up that he would pick me out. We drive like an hour and a half, and we go into this room, these college, kids, that look like they were forty and that's all they did all week was made different and they would make acid blotter acid paper. They would make four way acid didn't make little masculine and he'll make black beauties yeah. They did all week and their parents thought they were going to school these these even before the computer nerd. This is what nerds dead right they had. This was this kids will probably millionaires. Remember them having Z. Twenty eights were big but busy too really to one thousand nine hundred and eighty I rivals had I rocks with the cut moon dish that oh yeah, the tv yeah. No, these guys were making money guys. Meanwhile, member them going are dead. Send this money, we don't go to class, we pay rent, they had

Gatlin thing during the week. These kids were bang. They were crazy. Little fuckin, I don't even know they were irish. I remember the t tops then yeah the t top and TED Nugent. We don't. They show us these guys had a garage with jars of blue black beauties jars. That was then mainstay and then everything else they made as they went along like this week will make blotter acid this week will make four way acid this week will make, who are windowpane acid fucking should just did complete different world. Do you, member, when everybody had that trans am just like Burt Reynolds with the eagle on the hood? There was a giant eagle sticker like it, was important to have that sticker, pull that bitch up pull that Burt Reynolds was off Trans. That Eagle sticker is important. Man, like I know, a new, a dude who had one rebuilt, headed for a tv show and they had to get that sticker band. That was like a big part of it was put in that sticker. On, like you,

they had to get it like recreated. So they could store the entire car like that cigarette and then how big of a flu shot the one though it goes. It goes back more cooler. One has exposed headlight number, the big feud when two people got and I rock in the same neighborhood like that became a few again yeah. I would park across the street and he would probably cross the street facing the other direction and whoever had like the law the stereo the hottest chick horn. You know we listen to Nova and use. This is just a fantasy. Can you have you seen that video and when you get a minute at home, the video on yeah? That's it be getting? No, that's, not the one either, because that, as close, you got it's got to be the one with the exposed headlights. These are all like new versions. That's the one! That's the real one! That's the Burt Reynolds Jammy right there look up! That call was I

people who are not mail cannot understand that you know you show that to a woman, especially like a mature woman, but someone who's been to college going to look at that angle with the fuck. Are you what go back to that picture? It would be cool to. It would be cool to have that like black on silver, like where you could only see it like silver, I was looking for a better one. Well, there's there's some people done like little custom ones. I remember that I've seen some some custom, really cool sp, painted ones you know like. What's it called air gun, like air gun artist. Remember that these to do those- oh that's a pretty dope one remember these to do like vans, and on the side of vans would be like some fucking Conan scene yeah. It was airbrushed right. There was a do the sword and you know like fucking women like Frankfurt, the style. Do you, member that, like

was a big thing, those vans to have a bar in there. You will Laurie. Why go to a hotel with a little windows in the back and then yeah roof go with your smoking here, Bob the moon roof, but that was like big time yeah that Lou Rufus huge group was fucking huge and what kind of artwork you had on the side of your vans. Fuck is all ugly. You look at it. You go what the fuck was. I thinking a fucking Japon this guy with a hammer with a fish in his hand, sexy bitch I'm going to pull this up, with air brush artwork, there's a couple guys in Burbank that have that they, okay, only airbrush vans and it's like they don't have they'll change them all. The time then, like the latest, one was like wonder: woman. I just she looked like a mexican wonder woman now dude go to that. Go to Van with air brush art work. It's still going strong, there's still some fucking cool pictures out there, you just find these guys. I still do it. Definitely

I didn't know I hadn't seen one at a long time. I've seen cool shit on like tour buses stuff. This is the kind of shit that like by me at my house like this, is what it looks. That's awesome come on man. How awesome is that Lou Obi one Kenobi C3 peo aliens, It's pretty bad ass, but there's a lot of em yeah. I think this is it December is going to have a frank for that out there. I bet. If I look up frazetta airbrush Rosetta, like. I had, in my opinion, like the well yeah somebody's got something here. What is it look like for Zona that guy had the best like Fantasy art when you were a kid, did you like for like Frank, Frazetta G? Remember, those paintings you know is Did you ever get into books or comic books, or any shit like that when you were young once I was

again to I marvel like Marvel comics of find Sephora fantastic. Four, I like the silver surfer and the only it was a long fucking story. I was intimately ten months, we go to the festival in the city and we try to buy Batman three or some shit yeah. It was just a couple of months that I went off the deep end. It was no, no, no more comic books. Now it's all Spongebob, twenty four, so quickly comment turned around and came back to it. For me, I was, I was really into those fantasy artists like for is that I'm trying think of some of the other names there's a bunch of other names of guy sort of like really uh. Really famous for that. But Frazetta was my favorite because of such a big fan of of the Co Nancy reason he did a lot of the a lot of the artwork pull Also those pictures up man they're incredible he just just like that-

to me. Like symbolized that kind genre book Frank did you ever have a Van Jones, a Van yeah? No, I drove the van for a construction, no Hardwick's company for about six weeks, yeah and then yeah fine. Still there there still fucking there, really the hardware store on Fairview Ave, yeah yeah, when go back and look at some shit from your child that it's strange when you see stuff that still there, the guy still fucking there that was before I got arrested January. Twenty nine one thousand nine hundred and eighty three, I don't know I got a coffee possession of stolen tools. You know like a stolen property like the dual crime type shit I going on bail, I paid a fire that was on probation for six months or something like that, and that was it who is dumb as fuck, but I worked at that Lumbia and I had a good little job over there. I was there. Every driver I could make my own little stops at that time. I was doing a false, like a

settlement ideal. So I had to go to the chiropractor that gave me time to go to Cairo. Practice, all that shit every day it was just say two hundred and fifty a week, and I work six days a week, wow and I have to drive for the Meadowlands, and you know different construction sites and drop off tools and linoleum and screws and nails as the shit you do I drove a van when I was about uh. I guess I was about eighteen had a van for awhile for delivering newspapers about like a second car 'cause, it newspapers would fuck up suspension like everybody who delivered newspapers. Your suspension got fucked up by the Sunday paper 'cause, it's so much weight You fill up your fucking trunk with news. Person. Then you put him in the back seat each stuff in the front seat all the way up to the ceiling. So you were driving around like almost completely blind to the right hand, side. It was very tricky like looking around it where you were going and After a while, I made a little bit of cash with this fuck adventure and

give me I'm always thinking of expanding. I got a van. I bought big ass cargo van with no windows, and then I expanded my route. I was using red wagons. Well, I had to figure out a way to make enough money that I didn't have to do. Anything else was competing. So the only way I can really think before I made money on teaching was delivered newspapers. Is only made sense to me because it- several hours a day like three or four hours a day, but when it was done, it was done and that's it. No boss to answer too. As long as I delivered the papers to where they were supposed to go, there was no problems and I was good at it. I did it every day and it taught me discipline like having something that you have to do three in a sixty five days a year makes you fucking. Do it just do it don't even think about it. Fucking do it it's part of your life. You just get up and do it. I apply for a paper route. One time I go into the eighth grade. I wanted to be a goody good, good good and I apply for a paper out like in July. This motherfucker calls me like Thanksgiving Week,

and I don't even think about like ok, niggas gotta, be getting. There was 43Rd St Hill. This is a hill and a half there's one of those hills in my hometown. They compare that San Francisco Hill yeah Joe Lombard walk over there, it's street eighteen inches of snow, that EAST Coast snow and I gotta walk in for three weeks. I had a breakthrough that fucking thing go over there at four hundred in the afternoon. It's freezing the sun come down there. Your fucking reason I'm delivering paper knocking on peoples doors with that that loop with the people's fucking car. Isn't it nobody had one of those things you have to circle loop and you have peoples addresses. They paid gelastic tippers had all that shit on it. I'm at the three weeks just quit and go on blind on this shit. No more the hills are mother fucker. I go work for my mother and make that one fucking day what I'm making for you forty dollars I got a hustle six days a week. I going to my mother's for one Damn play with football. I eat fucking chinese food. I come home and fucking five thousand and sixty get the fuck outta here my walk up and uh.

Well, fuck, you fuck you fuck. I learn how to drive in the snow man. That's what I learned. I drive Just now all winter long 'cause I drove every day I drove Read it so. If it's known I fucking drove so uh yeah so used to getting stuck, I get stuck everywhere. I had slide in the trees, like I fuck set up a lot of cars fucking. My record was terrable by the time I moved to New York. It was like really hard for me to get insurance. I had a gang attacks since I was a horrible driver that I made the mistake of moving Ashley and you think about what the fuck you doing until there's black ice on that mother fucker. When you're going down the road, listen to Fucking Joe Welch, you know rocky mountain high and also in your car. Just goes like this red bed. Just goes and off that Shish, this back just starts: fucking spin, you just go into a tailspin. You don't know what the fuck to do just going to fucking

Elsman, men, yeah, I'm right there. You, like I gotta, learn how to drive and pay fucking attention. This is a complete I had so many fucking cars, Joe Rogan. Of course and that's only cause I Llama in Seattle. I was a car sales and they to give me a call, I would take the car at nine. Go to things to one nighters and I lose fucking hubcaps, all my god. I was horrible The terra Belterra Belterra Bowl video, not not this one of some people going down the road and they lose control their car and they hit out a truck head on it's crazy the people from behind them are filming it. The guy infront loses his shit and just at right time, swerves into the oncoming lane. All this guy just crossed- and oh my god he go bitch oh Jesus crisis is scary. Is causing the wrong fucking lane, oh my god, and he has to cross for housing crossover. I don't

any of this shit man. I grew up in Ohio, so I had to deal with this all the time, but look at this spot, oh oncoming traffic boom. The only good part is when you got in an accident. It wasn't as bad because you were sliding when you hit. That is true. I mean that's a big deal. That's a big deal, when you got in an accident? The snow is like bumper cars kind of yeah yeah people who don't know they don't have never experienced that before boom, like that in any other sort of situation would be. Devastating impact. It still can be pretty. Shit like this is bad. This is this is horrible. What is this guy doing? Who lost his shit Ok. Give me anxiety, I'm watch this, I'm getting anxiety. I really honestly think that people who don't grow up driving in this kind of shit you miss out on a certain amount of adversity in life, fear that you get the respect for the winter. You know, oh my god, geez

crisis. Is going to be the only this guys, spinning out head coming traffic. No one can stop bouge, tomorrow once I get in that car in Colorado like that drunk oh yeah, download an eight thousand two hundred and eighty two route, eighty to look it up, and so on dangerous roads in the foot. Oh, my god he's going over the cliff. Oh, spun around yet get lucky this is fucking scary. Please shut this off. This is not good. This is not good for your spirit. You just destruction. That's the weird thing about like the internet and like each choosing to go search for, but you could see disturbing, should have disturbing share of the lead. You just be bombarded by nothing but disturbing shed a lot, whereas in a real life like it's really hard to run into that much disturbing shit, but you could watch if you, if you

If you drive every winter, you might see one of those crazy pileups. In ten years of driving. We just saw ten in a row. You live there, some places in Boston with just disturbing waking up in the morning it is it's one disturbance and everybody who comes to you after. While you start looking at him where like what the fuck is, this like they put me on like that's how real some places on man this place is sick. Because you got yourself in that, it's just a walking disturbance, sister, what you don't need to fuckin This shit will go online, with this, like a hopelessness too, to some places. You know the some places were when you're there, like especially in the winter. This like a weird hopelessness, there's no joy is no ask. To intuit.

And in the winter it's kind of festive people are skiing. The towns hop in there's a lot of wood burning. It's fucking, amazing, the wood burnings Chris Mehl that wood burning your whole heart stop showing the fuck beautiful is completely different. I remember being eight minutes from the greatest world. The greatest city in the world and feeling hopeless like the Lincoln Tunnel going across Lincoln Tunnel is the biggest city in the world in one thousand nine hundred and eighty like as a kid and going. I know this is hopelessness. This is too much yeah. It was too fucking much then you know used everything you wanted like that at two hundred in the morning, everything you wanted. What would work? You can buy a machine gun with a bazooka in Harlem at two hundred in the morning up the Harlem there's, a poor regional sit there for ten minutes ago. Let me think bro. What do you want? I wanted a machine gun with a clip. I want two thousand people I need to send it to fucking dynamite and don't sit there for ten minutes or getting a dynamite tonight and use it.

Oh shit too many and that guy got arrested in Harlem because he Tiger in his house tomorrow That's does Harlem if they story had happened in any other place in the world that was in Cleveland. I would be like how odd, but it's in Harlem was like ok, I believe that the dude bit, and so that's how we got in trouble, is Tiger Bidam and they found out this mother Fucker had a tiger in his house. He had like a bunch of exotic pets. Let me pull up the story. Man had tiger in his house in Harlem and Tiger is Harlem. Is Harlem been gentrified yes lot of do people live in Harlem now it's all the way up to one hundred and forty Now he didn't beautiful into Klingon. He didn't just have a tiger had alligator to please those are pimps in Harlem when you come over this guys house, I used to cop Coca COLA, it allows the night Houston when I was eighteen. Just

guys basically 135Th Amsterdam, where you had a walk through the room with the chickens are right. This is real and you walk room with a chicken to frighten, and then you walk into a dj booth and then a fee and in terms of golden the cops and they wouldn't let you go in because somebody got shot and then memory, wouldn't my Tyson fight in Harlem informed the fucking morning. One night, though blood green. Are you fucking kidding at a haberdashery, yeah, I'd haberdashery at four in the fucking morning? What's a haberdasher when you go buy clothes, mens clothing or some brothers go to buy, fucking clothes will go through a haberdasher IP one. That can you pull some tasks when you add gentleman that will pull that Tom Cruise ship, but was that movie? May we had to call the arabian guy and get clothing and the chick's daughter was fucking trip, this Tom cruise cruise made a movie years ago with Nicole Kidman as his wife and she had cheated on him with a fucking soldier. It was one of movies by that directory that fucking this wide shut? Yes that

there was a thing all remember, but the movies, the crazy chance family yeah directed that so is it demented movie to go. The to check in the Czech dies a low deep in the doctor's office and he's now we gotta get it together, but he has to wear a cape and a mask. So he calls like this habit. Ashley at two hundred in the morning in New York, they opened up the fucking door. They give him a cape, and then the little arabian girls fucking. Two japanese employees is a tremendous fucking movie He goes over there he gets in. He goes to the back everybody's negatively, sucker fucking, you gotta walk around with a cape in a fucking master, the magicians hat on, and then they randomly goes back home in the cold Kidman and he's telling me that one night, while he was away she fucked the sailor. So it's like going in his mind, you know I'm saying so: it's just a fucked up movie. He gets the address from piano player at the jazz bar. That's a great movie. By the way. It's a dark. Fucking movie they had it for a few years. Then they released. It was kind of weird because it was dumb to working together. I don't fucking, know

Well eyes wide shut was uh, it was about, like some weird elite, sort of a call right Scientology. Through the back door. Yeah was out, it was like it was like she was trying it was. They were masked and hung out with Caroline there's, some a nineteen. Seventy two there's some photos. That uh Duncan had on his website their photos from a nineteen. Seventy two Rothschild Surrealist Dinner Party. It's so weird man, it's so weird! So the is the Rothschilds. I guess I'm not like totally up on this, but they're supposed to be the people that are like you know: Elite Bankert, characters right, so they about this uh. This party, an they're all wearing these crazy outfits. Men like this, ladies wearing, like a stag head, why Who is the head of a deer on in a mask and the man is wearing this weird thing on his fucking head and they have this dinner.

Table set up with a baby doll and like it's fucking? Trippy shit really weird shit because these really were the Rothschilds, and this is really how they were rolling. They re they did have parties where women wear antlers on their heads. Where They would have naked women pushed around on. Like a looks like a cow, ask it covered in roses: it's like it's really strange, or at least an effigy of a naked woman. Actually, it looks like I can't tell if it's a real moment. Kilobits take kilobits too, kill a big drop in the woods like just like a hipster party. Well, it's a bit of a party for sure that crazy people it's a bit of a party for sure, but the I think the idea, like some freaky shit. If you want to follow the conspiracy theory, the idea is that these type people these elite societies that what they would do they would have these rituals and they would do something really fucked up. So no one could ever talk about it like they would kill somebody didn't take a prostitute killer in front of everybody and then bury or somewhere and now

talk about it 'cause, they were all implicated in. So that's everyone. You know like your bond to this cult. Those the I mean. That's always look at that and we're in a fucking stag head. It's like a big deer mask how weird, when you have like billions of dollars, and it's one thousand nine hundred and seventy fix you like fuck it. You know, there's no internet, you can't get in trouble. No anonymous is going to fucking take down your website because here's some crazy Rothschilds character, these people back then Jesus Christ, but to have so much money that you pay off an attorney the night before the party like a liaison to the police department. You fucking have a service command to park car there's not allowed in there. Everybody is mass. So even if you do kill a bitch, nobody know who killed. It was some do with a fucking note phrase. I don't know the fuck that was yeah. There's no idea, there's no, nothing! Your fucking bareback, you just spread.

Video like a mother fuck at those things, those which nananana I'm lying, those chicks get checked out those dude goal. They How can send those bitches to the doctor blood test, pussy scans, asshole, the whole fucking? What's the best scan for pussies an mri? I don't fucking know I don't you know it's gotta, be something with some fucking freak. Rock springs. Wyoming is shit, I'm tired! That's why I take those hookers and they revitalized him. They put some pep illness well back in those cowboy days right. They used to have the brothels where they would like go in this big fucking wooden building in the upstairs would mean all the Outlaw Josey Wales movies. I mean that What was the movie the come back movie for him way back in. You know like with in Freeman Unforgiven Unforgiven? Thank you. That movie was about prostituted abroad, getting cut up by a bad guy and in him going after them. Remember that, yes, that's a good movie. I also have great fucking movie

given is, in my opinion, one of one of ca all time. It's a black sheep. Nobody really why exactly or toast with sex, and it's so realistic man, it's like he went in, did the exact opposite of, like you know like a the hero movie, where everything is predictable, like it's not predictable at all. It was very dark and very realistic, like very realistic and tuned into that era like when he started drink in turns evil, like you, fucking believe every word of it when he comes in all sweaty and fucked up and just kills everybody. God damn dude and how everybody is freaking out. There scared they can pull their gun out and Tommy just blasting them one after the other that say fucking hard hitting movie will have to watch it again this week and will watch a movie.

Walking report yeah that some bitches damn fucking thing. I can't stand image in the same cast app now. They fight back. I wouldn't I wouldn't want to do it anyway, but I would say that creepy ship with a quick parties and a chick, don't know she's going to die. That's gotta be hard when you do it like four people, family. Could you imagine being sophisticated your millionaire, you have so much to fucking lose, but you know that's less than men. When you have money in the billions, I can't imagine, listen. You're fifty years old you're gonna go fuck, it I'm going to do everything. I've ever wanted to do and you write a bucket list. Bitch That list is getting eight chicks. This chicks in the world get them checked out for commedia, and maybe I mean just you know Fidel used to do that. They said that that would go up to you whether you are married or not. He sent the fucking guy over to you and say called the number tomorrow at two hundred o'clock right, no restaurant. Be sitting there with your wife or soldier, would come up to your wife and give her a card got a car That number next day next day at DIA, fucking car comes

mouse. Pick your wife up takes for a fee examination. The next day, nice dress delivered with some flowers she's going to fidels for some Yum yums. So you I have to just do this year, wife down where you just like to make her look like shit. That really was just deal. Why I'm not sure about the wise, but I know that he was doing it to women. You know he was doing it to women. Just you run a restaurant you're outside he would have people going on hunting bitches holy shit got it listen guys. Well, that's a dictator! Who knows what you do if you put Napa Dish- and you know I was watching- what's that crazy fuck from San Francisco, that may we drink the juice, dining Diana but jungle watch that in two hours and biography when you wake up and you can't go back to bed yet like a fucking red bull at the club and you Jealousy and there's something listen. I could see you talking three people, but he had thousands of people. They give them. The social security checks I was raking and fucking. He had him living in the hutch you,

mosquito the condition I do my own laundry, what the fuck damn thous. These are people who are just lossed. You know who just the new fucking life matches. That's mine. Well I mean what about the branch davidians I mean they had that place and then they would leave the compound and go to jobs and come back to the compound they always making a comeback. I don't know yeah something happened. The son he found here, let's find out branch in history in combination this be back there wonder, loom name or something like that there can you call let's it come back, pasta, video. I remember I one, though, was wow they're trying to make a comeback, combat those two thousand and seven yeah. Well, they still gotta be trying that's a long time, but I remember part of the deal, though the branch Davidians Deal was that he got to fuck them. That was, like part of his kids,

You know he's Jesus is spreading the seed he's going to spread the love and you buy it you sit down. Look at your wife and go glad. You know our lives will be better if he gives you a fucking stabbing. I mean it's disgusting. I know somebody who lived through that men, one of those cults and she tell me the stories- and I would sit there and asked why didn't she sue her parents in today's world? I would take her parents to fucking court, right and today's war fuck with you, people, fucking thinking I mean they track down, write down what you know. They trap down fucking people from all these wars that did war crimes. There's a war crimes. Listen if a kid wants to do something he has to be has to be an adult. Yes, the consent, there's no kid that way: to grow up in Indiana and some house with eighty fucking kids, where they they have to eat everything they kill and they even with drinking blood, pudding and shit, so Paul That deal. Was the guy fucks, your wife, this family, I'm talking about, had maybe nine kids, four of am want to the cult leader. So after the coat

nom. Now these people gotta eat dinner in the summers there on Facebook jumping up and down this kind of look like my welcome brother. You know what this delete fandom parents are sitting there playing the guitars jumping up and down. Like you know, life is, You have what the fuck life is beautiful for your kids belong to some cult leader and your husband is sit yeah, like a fucking savage. I mean these are things that just disgust me. This is disgusting shit yeah. They always get the fuck the women that part of the deal is part of the fucking deal in the husband's going to sit there playing the guitar making Kool aid like some fucking jack off, like some fucking jack off I mean I never understood this shit. Well, it's amazing when they study cults, how the same sort of pattern plays itself out and that's part of it. That's part of the fall one cat at the fuck everybody in this mother fuck. It is part of it right so weird thing with men and they fuck like seventeen year olds on a customer being eighteen I mean these guys will have that these guys should be shot.

Yeah. It was still alive in a different state who the people I'm talking about the cult leader that they defunct Oh Skype, private there trying to show me I thought you made crash killed a few babies and Shawn yeah yeah, the disgusting after while many minor league cults are there out there that we don't know about? Is there a gang of them really are the money. Still around Harry Christmas now the moonies the Moonies were like in east coast. Then we've seen that Harrison Dongwoon every machine seen Christmas lately now, no, but with a little nothing in boulder that every other week but none. I never see him out here either uh. It's a nickname pair I thought it was. The real name is the unification church showing Young moon shit. He was big in the 70s that they can survive. Man at the Amish who the fuck then, let's see recent use, one thousand nine hundred and ninety six article bean dip, by former Prime Minister Edward Heath, gave at a unification church sponsored conference.

He admitted the term muni is the language meaning of brain washed, bright, eyed zombie two. Yeah? I guess there around still man, huh yeah wow, the Unification Church, It's gotta be harder to do in those things today, though, now I don't know if you have to get state fucking. Prove. There's some states, unlike allow cult. Well, you know as far as like religions, cousin church, yet to church. I get like a tax deduction. Yeah whole fucking thing. You know, Kazam that's what that's Alex Grey has that artist is yet to church. Like he's the one who does all those crazy psychedelic paintings that guy's got a church. Is this song

Whole thing is non profit like he's been approved by the government, which is pretty incredible. We could all get approved thanks who wants that fucking creepy feeling? I would never want that creepy feeling to I thought I was walking on fucking water and then you can throw all of them have all become that they all become that. I know there's no way you could look back, they all become that creepy person yeah is there anyone's ever made. It called. Would sounds really good? I don't know I mean that's biology. Hollywood Scientology works out good for some people. It has worked out really good for Tom Cruise works out really good for John Travolta works, really good for, like the head actor guys and, like you know, people where it's ahead of I mean whatever their group of like not people in Scientology works out. Good for them is that a blue cigarette that you're smoking just crack cocaine that Bloomberg's trying to get rid of those. He should. I give a fuck.

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eating. Your ass, I was his best friend. Are you rested? Obama come over reading the book, for you know in truth, yeah it is it's hard to Samantha. Man nicely go, have a family outing over the visit, Jenny, Mccarthy! You know she wants to smoke that Poland talking bodies vent or you know you know, Jenny, Mccarthy, still suck a dick. That's a freak. I ain't mad up. I love Jenny. Mccarthy haven't watched that she's great. She talk about how amazing you are in ACE, Ventura next thing. I know she swallowing you sold your petting. The cat everybody's fucking happy get the fuck outta here I can't be around you. Want you fuck, Jenny, Mccarthy. Can you imagine being around and not fucking her new single? Not really, I'm jelly cut it out for that bedroom. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna, fucking ACE venturia to that fucking door there, oh, my God, competition for a woman that hot is off the charts, she's beautiful she funny she's great, she writes fucking books, she's been around

she's done a lot with playmate thing, though she's done a lot you gotta! Really this chick with the Chicago White it came out as a comic with the latest. On that show I moved to LA that show. Is it was getting cast by Judy Brown Stan Hope was on it. The fucking, the Jenny, Mccarthy show I read for in Satara MOT Control, no, the new Control Sitcom TV, no on MTV, the camera show sushi on single now, remote control that wasn't her. There was a sure there was a different one: okay single that was with her, and we noticed is that right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I remember that yeah come on Jenny, Mccarthys or bad bad, stuck at around a long time. Man, no fucking, dirty movies. No, not the nobles gotta picture are secular. Can't nobody nobody's got a picture. Jenny Mccarthy had hoped it wouldn't hurt her Do it just so? No she looks beautiful, she's, fucking, hot and fat asses. They used to be uh. There would be a deal killer for a woman back in the day

killed and almost killed a check from Miss America. What was oh, yeah, pussy and ass? The picture looking at picture look at that. Well, it did in nineteen, eighty four or Korea and the which came out with albums bad Marydell Acaban. What's your name again, Vanessa Vanessa Williams and S Williams, she was Butte yeah. Maybe it's fine look at the picture. Reason that fucking monk Wah she's with someone quite she's she's on all force, he's gotta, fucking, nostrils and yeah. That's a very beautiful woman! That's a beautiful woman! You know now she's fifty she's forty! I mean you know I'm talking about when she was twenty. She won Miss America. They took the crown for her to somebody. And develop those pictures yeah. I know floors it's a different world right now there taking courage that shit. Now you do that you get a fucking showing the Kardashians underneath yeah. That would we would pay attention. You know how

something like that, I mean look at Paris, Hilton and Kim Kardashian, and it made them really mean it made them more. Popular and this chick had a ton of fun. I mean she put out a music calendar that every once in, while still Real man running back to you tremendous answer, shit, one thousand nine hundred and ninety one. Ninety two: she did movies too didn't she. She did the movie with Arnold, oh shit. What was that more witness? She was a witness relocation plan and he took her and she stole did this the company and come on now yeah man. She missed and she was on some other tv show for awhile. That's a bad ass mother, Fucker Dan was a long ass, yes, she's been around for a long time, but they killed her with that. Pussy up picture are eating. Some poor girl have glow yum yum knowledge. Is she out of Texas? I don't look and see if she's not aware, she's out of she's out of somewhere you, so that's what they made her life and she's tall, two missing

Vanessa Williams, there's another one and actress there was named Vanessa Williams to write. Remember that memo those two Vanessa Williams for awhile, it's fuck confusing as shit. This is Sal Williams and Vanessa Williams, yeah, ok, where she from uh She is from Millwood New York when she going to College Texas. I don't know something happened in Texas, some say dozen she's she's born in She was born in sixty three, so shifty guy. Now I see what you've got a. Kids still works. A lot of ABC shows she still beautiful times a mother, Fucker dude. It waits from nobody

waits for no but uh. There's another Vanessa Williams. Ok, there's a young girl! There you go right. There, look at it she's nexus rock right by ocean for him and yeah she's like pumpkins there and she's. Like boys, company smells fresh look how big it is yeah. We can show that we get in trouble. Folks, we can get trouble yeah, it's weird. When you go back and look at like you ever watch a movie from that era, like watched. Was that movie where the guy played the video game and the video game starfighter number that was the guys name is Alex Rogan. I remember that 'cause just got my last name. And he was a guy who learned how to pilot this this space craft during playing this video game like the best at it? No, no! No! It's like stark starve last starfighter last starfighter was that it

it was so stupid was it was his name is at the black dude and he was like he looked all weird and creepy. Black Guy, which black one this stars. Lance guest, Robert Preston, K, e cuter, see full casting crew. No I just look up the last starfighter and I hate this video game guy scene. Play doomed to stay his trailer park home all his life finds himself recruited as a gunner for an ale, in defense force. It was dumb love is this guys name use same guy in it right yeah. That was the main guy. Who was he? I forget. I thought he was I think you think it of a enemy mine. That's what hopeful and you thinking of Louis

Yes, it is only when is Louis Gossett Junior said the guys name, one hundred percent right he's the man from remember that officer and a gentleman that was a great fucking moving great, took me much to watch that couldn't get over, because I had a girlfriend that, like that mother Fucker, I hate it that much. I want to see american gigolo. He showed his ass. I watched my edge after that and the people come out with office and a gentleman quarter for one hundred and seventy eight ST for five hours with default. Hearts will Steven Bauer and the other chick that was the first big movie. They gave Steven Bauer after Scarface and Fucking office in the gentleman. What the fuck you been added, budgie listening rolling stones. Badmouth in your country he's dropping some knowledge that Luke Goss started busting out old school karate moves and show that's why Auto Khan Karate moves, and he I tell oh, my god, you CSI Miami was in there. To do it was taking remember he pulled him up and choke them out.

The tap down. They threw a model there, plus the other guy was in that movie office on a gentleman is deep. She was the whole like pull up the fight scene from officer in their general there's a couple of him, but he walks up on anybody want to come Ok, how about you mayonnaise? That's Remember his name was Mayo, but let me tell you what are bad This part of that movie is when you really realize who fucking Richard Geres as the first chain on his father comes in and they just had an orgy. Father is played by Frank Lopez from Scarface, fresh scarface and Rob fucking members. Names is common, his hair and also this fall, comes any moves over takes his dick on these pissing in front of him. Because that was some fucking night. He goes not like those is in Thailand. I mean he was just he goes you going and he goes on. I gotta drop some money, I'm gonna fucking officer, and he goes look at you. Really, no fucking office. Remember he hits the glass anyway, no fucking officer. Look at you with your problem. I have to salute me someday

tremendous saying he walks out. We don't come on. I was only kid. It's a great melissa, very moving that scene in the beginning, that was Frank Lopez. Those who does of that was Lopez's. I think it was after scarface, so he face getting shot your mother, was all there. You go. That's when he's trying to tell right what check I've changes are bigger, so it is possible that you just signed it up. Tell me what I wanted I want to. I want to feel a little quicker. He doesn't know it's d, o o r That's the light right here

I got nowhere else starts out, said dog. I got an order of the cow I got the world. Are you fucking, kidding message, Kredible's, incredible dog, I forgive him for all his crazy buddhist bullshit memory. After nine hundred and eleven we need to use love. He got on stage in New York. I was like. We need to use, love and love them like. Oh, I don't know. If that's the right answer me to stop planes were flying into buildings for worry about love. People are going to be not flying planes into buildings, because you're, really good officer and gentleman, he He remember he was so he was selling belt buckles to fucking those dudes. He will do from CSI Miami come jump in his dog. Is it worth you make in a couple days His selling belt buckles dog trouble

I've ever seen. What's his name at the store one night, I shook his hand he's like a big ea. Guy. You know Lou Gossett Junior is he he store one night man, cooling fuck. I shook it fucking hand. I said dog office and a gentleman you know you were bad dude. You got a tremendous resume. Do you member good times? fuck? You? I saw the father of the two member. We were with him all the time I used to be a stand up comic up here. He was. He was fucking hilarious man, John AMOS John, able He was that guy was Fonda good, do so nice dude yeah, very, very fucking nice. He was the first like really famous guy that I ever met that I didn't feel weird talking to no because he gave you know judgment. He was just hanging out with you. He was a fan of comedy he respected. Ah so that's the difference when somebody says back then goes dog, I appreciate with the fucking. Do I tried it for three years and it wasn't? I remember the dude from

badass actor Glumac Glen Club used to always come into his store, Glenn Plummer, whose I like dude, that was in the movie with Sean Penn, where they did more, but the gangs in LA and then he did one thousand things. I just saw him and fucking son to add I mean he's still working call at the store in coupling or dog what you do with I'm. I really I don't want to do it. I mean the whole thing at the store, bringing him up then going dog. Please don't embarrass Michael you've done movies with Fucking Andy Garcia. He sent to things to do in Denver when you're dead, all seen the two black dudes. It's him Cheadle and the dude from fucking uh, this guy colors Kodila. He used to come to a store that I'm that guy's excellent it. Just got shot on sons of anarchy last two seasons or something like that may's lick Johnny was it was the first guy that they never gave me a compliment to that. That was like famous, like the first guy that ever talked to, like the told me that

good time am I at a shell, they would send them back on the story of a great time, and we come up to you and talk to you about this. Show I love when you did this big home and the way it did that numerous to have that tiger. Fucking bit came into one night after showed. He goes you so free up there, man, he goes it's yourself anyway. Had to figure out how to do that bit right and one of the ways that I learn how to do that bit right was like you know, do it different ways, and he explain to me like what was good about it. He like is. He is such a great actor, like even uh good times like rich. Oh, yes, fuck! You is a ruse, that's right! He got his foot chopped off. Number. Yes, he was rude. He he was so good as an actor like even in like a sit com is like he had these powerful moments right. So when he told me it's like you know like yourself, it's a free up there when you doing so free because you don't think it

That shit is like you like thinking like that tiger, and I realize, like that's, really the way to do it. You gotta actually almost pretend you're a tiger lily. Think like that thing thanks and that's the way it worked. I kind of figured it out because of him, because I'm talking to me about it. I was like oh yeah, that's it that's it. He was mainly so confident because he because he said that you know like this is John AMOS said that it's going to be right. It's like this is one hundred percent. I tested hi from roots, that's the guy from good Times as John AMOS Captain. I'm are coming to America that's right. Those incredible Watch Russell. I watched all Mythologic in the other. Now the Richard Pryor die you watching you here. That makes me nervous. We gotta watch when he goes to the Hollywood bowl when he goes to the Hollywood bowl and goes off. It's amazing for some Gay foundation, the people.

He went to the Hollywood bowl for this back thing, all star wine, a bet Midler the support, gay people, and he got out that he was with the fuck. Were you when they burn him watch? You could kiss my rich black ass fuck you and he got off in the hopes, got him don't virus to my God and they're born and the next day it was in variety and shit really and how they gave more of his dog, and they took a back. He played Jim Brown, the president of his company, how much? How are you doing what he was doing? A lot of things with Jim John Show, Jim Brown is in his act. Remember like Jim, telling him to get off cocaine very interesting, yeah. You know what men makes you scared, because you know that this parts at the relate obsession in other ways. You know what they are. We obsessed in other ways that whatever that doesn't have to be cocaine and weapons girl. He was married seven times for a while one

the time when he went upstairs with a bitch and the guy goes next Monday knocked on my door, Pickle Richard. What are you doing? Those I gotta get a divorce again it was just craziness. That's crazy shit, but that's what people don't know is when you're in that zone and you at the comedy store the chinese guys are giving you drinks in the back. I can't even imagine I couldn't be in, and I couldn't imagine being there with Kennesaw was there with Lenny Clarke and there's eight and it is in the back and everybody is drinking and Mitzi sure. I know we always talk about this, but baby. We gotta show the mental side accommodate bro. You gotta be a savage the part of you that, after a certain level, you have to become a savage. You really cool man, I'm a savage and I'm proud of it. Yeah there's no way around it. If you don't do one survivor, like the the very thing that you need to become a real comic, so you have to have this freedom you have of our freedom of thinking. You have to serve ability to go to these dark places and we we learn that from that fucking, crazy, haunted house.

No, that's a big part. You did a little, but you learned it there. You learn how to learn how to be changed. Listen man! I remember! Being sixteen and going home you a junior in high school. I wasn't sleeping, I mean at this time there was no sleep apnea. I just wasn't sleep. We were doing coke Don't talk by myself by Southcomb, listen to master reality by black Sabbath into the void and people. And Pope's hanging on a rope, and I would put do the coca probably do a little bit of masculine two or something to get me going and I'd sit in that fucking. All and smoke cigarette and do nothing. I just go. Do this look right like a fucking, retard back and forth? I still remember his shit and I'd be Jesus Christ. This is my life. I'm going to fucking, kill somebody! Listen to this shit. How many days can you I have four before you start going crazy. There's a number right, three!

Three: how many days have you ever done? Coke? How many days you stayed up, I've never done that. Never say that now I never did that. How many days of you still at one time I stayed up through knights, home Riley, sadly, and by Saturday night I kept calling the police right. I could call the police tell him if there somebody in my house right- and they kept this when I was house sitting on far away RD in Snowmass village- wow. Ok, I'm up there and with me and my girlfriend were going to Huff. Listen to this me and my girlfriend at the time are going to her brothers wedding and I'm going to meet her parents for the first time. But I went to New York and I got two ounces of blow and I gave one to electrician. Buddy of mine, I said, hold an ounce of this. I'm going to pick it up the night before I go to fucking this wedding and I get there by one thousand one hundred o'clock on a Thursday night pick up Beyonc go home by one hundred o'clock. The mother fuck is calling me I do align. I do another one time limit how bad I got the door

I had at the time. Hercules was probably a year old. I love them. I didn't let him out of the house the whole weekend. He held that piss, like a soldier. You like them had another whole weekend had always pissed. I wouldn't let him out this out crazy as impossible who the fuck cares. He didn't piss. I kept looking at him every time he cried. That said, you ain't going out and I had no porn right. So I whacked off to watch the movie with the lady in Red Vanessa, Redgrave, the lady in Red, the chip. There was married to Steve Sagal, you fuck, oh, what's her name, Michelle Lebrock LAB Kelly Lebron Lebron and a caliber, Talkin woman in red shows up pussy for a slip. Second, now, yes, yes, she does, when, when gene wilder cause for her, when gene wilder cause for her, she runs off to bed and they show her bush. I figured out with the vcr how to lock it on her fucking Bush and I sit

so with my dick in my belly button and I'd whack it off, and then I hear of something happened and I called the cops and after the third time they exactly down there like listen, you gotta, stop doing cocaine. I had the coke hidden in the sink. So if somebody happened, I left a water and hit the compressed bundle yeah, but there's one tiny minute in in lady in Red, where she shows her fucking pussy. She shows her red hot panties right. That's the idea. No, she gets up off the bed, it says: let's address, fly and chose her red hot panties. Now so when gene wilder come calling for and she gets up to show is that little Bush all that drove me fucking crazy. I sat there. She she reminded you have an old girlfriend in high school. She was beautiful, my God gene wilder, gene wilder in her were in a movie together. Naked got some say, then we can talk about brings yes, I know I know it's same lady, that's crazy, lady and that's what it was called. Lady woman in red, I'm so sorry, woman in Red

She was in Steven Segal movies too right. She was in. He was back from or whatever like back from, She started, he started beat them. I don't know he started being home. Put membership is an acupuncture, true yeah. He was her. When they just got it beat. They said, fuck, the needle right, making up man? So he could be that he did something to she's best. She was also. Let me we have a little. Celebrity losing weight. Show oh yeah yeah telling you guys why I don't come on here. It yeah she's, she's right now. I think Steve Sajous Third movie was with her back in danger, whatever the fuck with the kid they shot the kid in him with the wife and then he went to the ranch. Yes, hello. Yes, she gained the weight, Stevens Strassmann Lot of God. I'm stressed she moved to a fucking ranch and start eating potato chips. There was miss dress with that Steve

Is it got money? She saw what he made on one of those fucking movies. I was getting paid vote for awhile. He was a big mega doggy, oh yeah, no doubt yeah. When he was doing like a boy. Of the law and all those movies above the law is a good movie. Don't ever get confused moving, they would've never gave him another eight if above the law in the beginning, when he's doing the class of the Aikido dude, oh yeah, that's how the movie starts can touching go to control when he goes to the bars touch bitch slapping people with that fucking straight arm to the neck. It was tremendous, but he started killing Jamaicans. What was the movie with the Fuckin Jamaicans and shit? I see that black dude auditions this shit. I wanna shake his hand. What's the move, the Jamaicans when he went to the mall with the Colombians in the Santa Rea Fucking tremendous that movie, that was less that moving. That was back. You want to that's fine, ok, what is Wikipedia! We need to find out what the That movie. Is he still banging over death marked for death? That's a good one!

How many movies you think he's done, tell us six thousand two hundred and sixty seven. I bet he's done yeah, let's see, oh, he did stunts in some earlier movies man never never again, the James Bond movie who's, martial arts instructor in that yeah due to a kill. No, above the law was like. Eighty eight I was first movie damn this mother. Fucker is Donald did not bat dude and the cops will look. For me. I hit out with above the law and lethal weapon, and I a lot some over. No, when I was blown away by above the law, I really was, I was blown. A look at is the Jamaicans. What was his name? What was a quiz? What was the blight while I go outside? What was it Macon's name? Let me kill the brother and the brother popped up Well, you know he had a glass. I write something something with his fight scenes in these early movies would like the first realistic fight scenes in a movie where do was like?

slapping guys: arms down an fucking knuckle in the face. It wasn't like these giant yeah. You know I mean it was like more like that. It wasn't like. It was first time we were psyche to, but it was also it was like, like a giant flying split, kick we kicks to do it's a time when news yeah it was. It was more brutal than we'd ever seen in movies. Before I guess for like karate scenes, it seem more brutal and more realist. I've never saw Steven Segal Movie, the Black movie theater, but was they go, find a cheerful white people, black people, cheer for black people movie theaters? They cheerful white people smacking the fuck I saw rainbow too. I saw second rambling one hundred 78th ST in Harlem. It was on the funniest things. I have one this day. I always said when he fucking comes and he opened his eyes in the mud. Remember that scene when he opens his eyes. Yet money stands the german guy. Yes, black people went fucking bananas dog, but I'd never seen nothing like that.

I know the majesty was Saddam will be either seventy eight street back in the day we missed the window. The window was in like right, read about above the law. If you got in above the law in the nineteen eighties and with the Harlem in what's above the law, I better be one Most incredible experiences of your life: you glad your ass off and then stop playing the fucking apes in Philly me and Tommy Junior and his girl, we went to a theater in the middle of Philly, and this is like when the UFC had fights in Philly and we got your day, early we played pool and we got we with so high. We were terrified of her own shadow and then we went to this black neighborhood was the only wear place that they had that we didn't even know we didn't know was like an urban neighborhood until we got there, but so we're in the theater. We like, oh my god, with the only way people here, there's like maybe like three other white people have found each other, we huddled together and then is the movie theater, but we got in there. It was hilarious man, there's dudes, who are artists at yelling shit out

this dudes are argue if they do it for all you fucked up now, like I I like it for the most part like most people are bad at it. It's gotta be funny. If it's funny, it's brilliant yeah in some dudes, try too hard. The worst is when there's a funny dude and is not funny friend is like fucking really loud. He tries too hard like one doodle. Some funny shit and then is The friends will chime in and try to like top him and they can't they don't know they don't know they're not funny at. I saw a Clint Eastwood Marathon in San Francisco in the tenderloin and Clean Eastwood tells the guy to pick up the gun and the black guy yell Flipback shoot that black mother fucker the place went down. He just shoot that black mother fucker when the plan, when the white people- it's amazing, you see planet apes, another one. You didn't say this fuck,

good Joey, it's fucking good. I enjoyed it. I know you wouldn't go see the mechanic, you wouldn't go, see the. It was a Jason's. Tatum was Jason, see them with the mechanic. He wouldn't go see that out of respect each other, but when it was on television I caught the first ten minutes of it on Showtime and I was correct. You are correct, they blew it, they mum, it wasn't as good, but let me try some that dude who played the bad guy to do the plate's apprentice that mother fuckers wicked. He was in that stupid, vampire movie thirty days of night, did you ever see that movie no good fucking movie You know JAM Michael Vincent one thousand nine hundred and seventy alright jam Michael trope send Jim Michael one thousand nine hundred and seventy three he was he was taken. Check out on Wilshire Blvd and they were low look up the sunset, the suck that blinded specially after the movie. He did not baby Blue Marine come on now, and then they put him with the ugliest man in Hollywood, Charles Bronson and went crazy right. He looks like a fucking truck at him. He went nutty. He airport guy was Malibu eating pills, drinking cocktails tall people

pilot. They say that that's the place to go if you want to eat pills, if you like a rich old person, eats pills. Malibu is your spot. Like everyone it was like you know, there's like a bunch of refugees from Hollywood that are older and just chewing pills. Now, like littered between people who like to jog and ride bikes, there's like just p, staring at the ocean, just popping pills, although not the worst thing about those pills, but how long they stay in your system and now you don't feel it while you're eating those things not till you get off those things like. When you get up a script, you get a knee surgery, I feel bad because America doesn't really know is. Usually your bike is a few surgeries. No, I don't like that stuff. You read the ticket. I leave because you'll know you'll know what it does to, It destroys your system at each apart. Your fucking stomach lining you gotta, eat tons of fucking yoga with them pills or slow fucking death in this country and people have no idea. But I was never really an opiate great. Some binds I spotted some cold forget the deck

gorilla biscuits, but there's people who eat those out like that thing. You always talk about that Florida, road doc, you the Oxycontin Express, I should want by the way down those things are a different that data Carolyn ain't, the best thing in the world for you, you might as well pull off the street and do a little bump synthetic heroin is made not to fucking addicts you but the fucking destroy. You know it's like cocaine. It's like now I go to places I Angeles and I really enjoy getting hide red bed. I really do but guess what, when you show up with a fucking dab in a pipe and a fucking torch and shit like that, it's time for you to stop, why does everybody always wanna make crack out of it? So I know first, they do to cope. You just couldn't snort coke. No more now I gotta mix it with gasoline and fucking toenails put in a jar

with paint and smoke it. No! No! No! That's not strong enough! That's what people are always doing, the guys just amazing. Now he wants to stick it in your ass now yeah! Well, you got a good point there at least a finger, but now they got so much fucking weed stuff coming at you and it's great, but I see right well, the conjointly yeah. I still like role is right. You know what I like about. Rules join and I like the the the like the car, but they manage it's all. It's like these are the papers. I want to see the celebration, but from the celebrates the ritual, that's what I want. I was like this or, if I like the ritual of like here, we go, come prepared for it and get it rolled up smokes in Florida. This is the craziest statistic. However, we've read it before, but if you haven't heard that Podcast Florida, describe ten times more oxycodone pills than every other state in the country, combined fucking to eat, town, see

it's a scary, scary thing that that that those pills have like taken over so strong at the blower there at the blow concept of this now Florida's, like so many oxy cottons everywhere. Now you add bloated I, when it be cool, if they had an app to show where people are sober, if you're like if you hold your phone to tell you if you're on heroin and just they love you look. I got a map like we're. Looking at that point, map of the grain pies all that find out how what what percentage of Florida is not on paying bills right now ready go. We are not hip enough, but I guarantee that with three years behind there was somebody right now: moving kilos of cocaine on line through ups or whenever one of those systems and nobody even knows and a delivery system, Well, you know about silk road. Have you heard about some around it by nothing, but I'm just saying that there's gotta be somebody selling coke on Twitter. Well, there was an article about it umbras article about a website that somehow another is able to tran,

back to list deals and people send poop senders yeah. If you want to buy any proof that gorilla poop per cow, poop elephant crap, why would anybody want to poop. Look up, see if there's what is that silk road thing? That's that's the thing that everybody we're talking, can't look it up. She had to change it, don't talk about whatever it's too late. Know about the government knows about it. It's all over the news, bedbathandbeyond dot com to something like that but there there's ways that people are doing it, whether they are figuring out how to. But I mean how long are they gonna be able to do that and then what happens if somehow in the future, you know they can go back retroactively and like look up the database who bought heroin or whatever, through this fucking crazy website, sign on his Joe Rogan No, you wouldn't believe me know you would not so anybody who's going to buy heroin online is going to be a little crafty if there you gotta hide your name.

Maybe I'm going to be a commenter on Youtube you're not going to go on. There is Joey Diaz and say crazy shit, but Taylor Swift. If you got a, if you have, if you have a mac- and you know you have a you know- I think you controlling your heroin use. You could quick a fucking switch in twenty minutes later. Who delivers a tiered or that you know you know them, but this is there no way you have no more. It seems like once there's a desire for something it's impossible to stop people from figuring out a way to get it to people spell if it's illegal, an a it only makes sense that they'd be using the internet right brilliant? It is brilliant, brilliant there's nowhere else I mean it's going to happen right, I mean it's not like anybody is going to hide that shit speak speaking, hide match it. Listen to this. There was a dude in China that got arrested. He he went to jail because he can Vince to girl that she her vagina was haunted and

He had to get rid of the ghost with his penis, so they arrested him for this. They arrested him after he claimed that he get rid of it. The paranormal enthusiast allegedly charged three thousand two hundred and fifty dollars to perform. Sexorcism come on man. That dude is a pimp and you're hating you hating on that guy I give that got into the city book. That's a fucking! You talk a woman into town, there's a ghost in a monkey in a fucking genius and he got soccer most cock. She's gotta give him money, that's great. Yes, It's a brilliant, even fuck up, but give him money to blow with this girl. Look like there's gotta, be a picture that dummy not so far. I don't really want to see your picture I'll, be sad, poor gal, his name was Wang Gian, one brilliant,

Hu Angie Gias in grammar school dog. He was that little Chinese doing a back that got fuck razor, be through paper clips at like he's a gangster clip and now he's getting his dick sucked and getting paid There really is funny man that is classic that's classic type shit explain the ghost in her vagina were preventing her boss from falling in love with her. Oh, my god check this. so she must have come to him and said I want my boss to fall in love with me, and so she was a conniver man, so he convinced her because the ghost in her vagina were protect preventing her boss from falling in love with her. This shit goes, though, it could easily catch with his penis. How did you fucking arrest that? Guy come on man, they don't have high five. There that's rude

resting this guy, for that is rude. You should be able to go to the go to court and he said well you're, on what I told her was that her vagina was haunted and the only way she's going to be able to steal her boss away from his wife is. If so, let me fucker and catch the ghost with my dick get the fuck out of court with your lunch box and get the fuck out. You wanted to sue him for what. Ukrit. You thought that was true. He saw it really is going to get the ghost out with his dick get the fuck outta. You call the cops and tell him this show. Is space. Listen. I got arrested guy. He stuck his dick in my fucking, whatever until Madden ghost in there, he fucking Holy lied to Maine, and I guess it's the money. It is three thousand two hundred and fifty bucks. Is that a problem with the mean? How can they prove it? He she probably wrote a check

going to prove it, how can they prove that he didn't get the ghost out smell it actor plasm. Smell. It could be game though she waits it. It's a crazy world, though you could. People in anything when you can definitely talk some people into almost anything into anything. Go to farmers go to farmers market on Sunday, just pick, somebody any is Laurel Canyon farmers market just stay in the back. There's always go to burning man put the hat on the whole fucking thing anything you talking to join a cult. If you went to burning man three three just walk out there with the Middle EAST. I gotta have a plan. I gotta have a plan. Where take them, you know

why the reason why they have to suck your dick to drink from the anointing of the sick, the whole thing they got it. You know you got it. You gotta have a plan. You just can't go to burning man Dr knowledge, you got to have a plan. Well, you have to have a little bit of a plan, but then from there you can make it up as you go along and it's it's tremendous because you can get a soldier and his girlfriend and his girlfriend when you recruit to chase the some of the mobile your off and running some one of those that needs is a trust fund. Baby right at least, could talk. Listen to what can you get from your dad? Well, he such a pig, you know, he makes condoms and said that's it. He says Dole he's an you, could probably get. Ten thousand okay get ten thousand and then yeah. I wonder how many of those people like pretend we kidnap leader Dennis to send money bro. I lived in bold and I remember kids coming to mean going. Listen. Give me a week. I gotta come up with seven thousand five hundred from my. I remember them saying they work their dads, the and then they'd Walker

poor, telling people that poor and my god this is so hard living in boulder. Meanwhile there I will fucking Volvo with an airbag the whole fucking deal why that is really rich who drives like beat up cars because he grew up rich and he like he like, has a pick up truck, so he drives a pickup truck on Purp. It's like. He wants to think he's like a country guy, well yeah, I'm just trying to make it in this here big city me: didn't million So really the people gotta be scared of those. Are the people gotta be so Well, I think someone growing up in that kind of environment if you grew up with, like I mean name, the name super rich, multi billionaire parents living on yachts and no flying away to boarding school like your reality is so bizarre, like your reality of the potential of your future. If you grew up in parents are weapons manufacturers, parents have an island off of Greece, you know dad flies out there in a G5 and

there's some machine guns, a Saudi Arabia. You do breakfast at the President's house, you do breakfast at Fucking Clintons and you shoot your guns with Clinton and Bush comes over. Bring somebody tide up, and you shoot him both. I can't even fucking. Imagine I can't even fathom that you know being that. Just take away your right, you're working there, Joy Diaz! I know you have bohemian Grove I filled them. Worshipping Maulik the owl gone. Have you seen that video they did? No, he did a video of him live from bohemian Grove is like Alex. Jones is one of the first videos. They really do he's right. They re we do have like a ritual. They do there. If you find an online about guarantee. It's up. There Alex Jones live in bohemian grove, They find he goes there and these dudes there in front of this gigantic stone, owl and they of these sticks and they say they're going to burn these sticks like it's an effigy. I guess the

yeah behind that is. The sticks are supposed to represent a sacrifice in the old days they actually used to take a person and light them on fire. This is Alex. Jones is much younger. I is there at least gentlemen hiding in the Bush is watching this say: tannic ritual take place with your tax dollars. These dudes would put on robes and they go out there with torches. That's that's eyes wide shut. That's the same shit! Don't don't fuck with the music or the sound. Rather, what's this now come on. This is crazy. This is fucking beyond crazy cuz. This is real. This is in the wonder, Alex Jones is so crazy. If you went there live, and you saw this, you would believe that anything is possible. If there

and do they have a bundle of sticks and is there a woman that they're pretending that they're going to sacrifices that the idea is there a woman who's like tide up there? I wish I knew the whole story. Well, see it looks like they got, the person that they're going to pretend to sacrifice, then they burn these sticks, but it's like what, but just just knowing that that's real. This is in Texas. I don't know it seems like it seems like it would be. Let's look it up. Bohemian grove whole dollars for the soundtrack. This is amazing. This subtracted that's right here. Listen to this. And now it's in California wow. It makes it so southern though, like you did it it sounds.

You know where this happened to me, so I could avoid this fucking neighborhood. What just happened? I slice failure somewhere in northern California just passed by sailor before SF, you kill him kill and you pull over a taco that done Alex Jones in Bohemian Grove live famous footage. This is what tune me into the Illuminati. Ladies gentlemen, there is a dark time before they would. They hid in the shadows. Wow. This is real, that's so strange mean even is just for a goof and people oh you're, just misconstruing. What's going on there, the the idea is just for fun what I'm an asshole stands around in a row waiting for this stupid shit to take place like this is taking place for over, like one thousand five hundred and twenty minutes and they're all in orderly line like waiting, this in this very weird ritual. I could want to participate in this

So the idea is that uh there's a Washington post article about it better music, it would be cool. I mean like look at it, a fire and people dressed up, but there's not even moving. It's not like they're dancing like what if they had great news. And then just standing still so much better. Then it's going to get us pulled from Youtube. You fuck the digit. The signatures got, damn scramble the signal, then she here yeah There's an article here in the Washington Post about this bohemian grove thing and these guys are standing around these gigantic redwood trees and shit. And there are all these like really super guys. It says who for future US presidents, Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon are pictured with Harvey Hancock, not to be confused. With Herbie Hancock, or was that there I have the love bug know. Herbie Hancock was the musician right, Harvey Cox, standing and others of the bohemian grove in the summer. One thousand nine hundred and sixty seven wow is amazing. Ronald Reagan. Richard Nixon check this out

Nixon said in his Watergate tapes. He if I were to choose the speech that gave me the most pleasure and satisfaction. My political career would be the lakeside speech at the bohemian grove in one thousand nine hundred and sixty seven is this speech tradition was off the record, receive no publicity at the time, but then he said that the behavior of that I attend. From time to time the easterners and the others came there and became the most faggy god damn thing I've ever you could ever Imagine Richard Nixon Nixon that Sanford a crowd that goes there. It's just terrible. I mean I won't shake hands with anybody from Sf Nixon said that some assistant, terrible human being look at this sure of this. This photo of Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon talking to this or this guy. It's really strange.

Like they really do, have a place or like these old, rich elite, guys get together and sit down and talk about shit. I they really did have places like that where they would meet up in these special locations like That idea is always been like this wacky conspiracy, theory thing that the elites get together and they meet and they wear robes, but now they I really do they're hanging around in the forest and Nixon and Ronald Reagan in their dinner jackets on Colonel Sanders couple my way in the lower right. Doesn't it yeah? It looks like a little John Wayne Ish much of weird all dudes, so strange. Well, it's going to be like going to be like long after these guys are gone like obviously Reagan and Nixon are both gone now, but I mean like long

only after anybody is alive now in the future. We're going to have like I just sort of a whisper of what happened there, yeah well something's, going to find the letters. Gotta be proof of picture a photograph of something something to write: some crazy shit down that chick. Wasn't that picture in nineteen fifty seven! She was never seen after that night away in an attic somewhere and I'll, be here, say two thousand seven hundred and eighty acre compound two thousand. It's two thousand seven hundred acre compound in Monte, Rio, California, for two weeks of heavy drinking, supersede. He talks druid, worship generally, the group, sister there'd, simply revealing the redwoods and other rituals, their purpose to escape the frontier culture or uncivilized interests of common man wow. This is the Fucking Washington Post, who wrote this the people that gather at bohemian Grove, who've included business leaders, former US presidents, musicians and oil barons are told that we

spiders come not here, meaning that business deals are to be left outside. One exception was in nineteen. Forty, two and planning for the Manhattan project took place at the grove leading to the Creek mission of the atomic bomb. God, damn Joey Diaz answer me this true. How hard that edible kick in about fifteen minutes ago. I have no idea. He thinks you're. Talking about bohemian rap he's got to a certain point where I saw him check out. I saw his eyes rollback and I'm like oh ok, good, also the cheeba chew, but equally squatters the seventy. What is seventy milligrams of the pain? I took popped, all of those seventy milligrams. What is a normal dose like ten, two thousand and thirty seven 70s, nothing, it's one hundred and seventy five is the Deca one say any five dot. Seventy five, the one that makes people fucking cringe. That's scary! Right! That's a scary! That's too scares that's a little too real. You make mean hours, life becomes too.

I saw that movie trailer that was pulled that you were in it looked really good, actually yeah great line in what movie true? Could everything dog I'm not going to say what it is? What are you talking about? He is in this picture. No! No! We are talking about from movie deal. Should they put up, but is it took it down some of the general why they took it down? I have no idea what it is to get that, but put it up trailer Eureka trailer

yeah that's paid to edit. It gets paid ten dollars an hour and he just puts it on line or something like that. He made his own trailer. It's amazing how he gets paid to do it he's probably at home sitting in Burbank doing right now I got the story. Is something fucking unique when, like the high level, people who rob those movies kind of rob the movie from the movie theater with the camera? No more, they robbed that happened to Warner Brothers or Fox they or Sony they tap in like the week before the movie gets released or a month before it gets released. They take the move That is backwards. It traveled backwards. They have to unwind whatever back in business, that what they do so they break easily ftp sites. The movie is out before the movies have yeah. The movies in this country come out three days before you go see him on Friday. Some of them give you go into any big market, Detroit New York with fucking, this bad ass mother, fuckers tools that you could get

whatever movie you want, even though the movies not coming out till Friday. Do you remember when you used to be able to buy him on the street and they were these? you just pop pop up, but they had a cover that was a copy of the real cover. It was like, obviously like a printer piece of paper. You know, like a common computer print, a copy I may get maybe allegedly made great money selling pulp fiction bootlegs on campus, I've never bought a fucking illegal film. I was always scared to stop for those things. Otherwise pushing New York City. I was always just don't: stop yeah it's a skechers. Just like the whole fucking problem. You know there's a lot of times. I bought him and they were empty, there's nothing there. I knew guys and the 70s that were taken by boxes like crazy, Eddie and put in fucking bricks in them and wrapping him at home and there in a corner, can you pull up me like what do you got and then, like speakers, fifty dollars that two hundred in the bank I can unwrap them their rap. You know put 'em in your car you going to get two fucking bricks, yeah that was real common,

pulling up and asking. If you want to buy some schedule, but it's doubtful, we had some extras yeah. I don't want nothing, I don't want nothing go, keep driving, you know they had that crazy, any story that was brilliant. So we think about urban environments. Isn't it yeah? You, cities, like people, always there's always a scam, and run. But I knew there was one point where the scan went S. There was one point where I heard: do you hear shit that people are selling thermoses? and the glass is and then you just say it? Why and started. You might get a great deal, oh I'm! I get bullshit, I gotta go back looking for the fucking guy the next day for eight dollars. Is it really worth the aggravation you know But I'm never going back to New York in ninety four after I got divorced and a friend of mine goes, I got a job selling cars. Anything goes that he money how much money I got about six hundred bucks. He took me to a took me to a building in Harlem that the top two floors will like going into the gap. Why? and the original clothes were on there with the original prices and it was like

seventy five percent off and you got it strong member for like six hundred getting three suits and a pair of shoes and two dress shirts or something you know. Nice suits like wow, you know, because the sound of four thirds somebody robbed them off a truck, but they had blenders in there that tv's that tables that everything It was brand new if it was probably heading to IKEA, something like that with the fuck knows wow buildings in New York, when I was growing up, they pull up, but there were guys in the would that you knew how to job with a PA, trucking or one most things, one of those trucking firms he gets should every fucking Thursday. Think it should every fucking Thursday, when, like a bitch, when I was a kid fucking, the trains would move. Honda Mini trails on the many trails are the best motorcycle. He could buy for a kitten, have balls It was fifty, it was 50cc and it was automatic. I had one I bought one for Realz. My mother bought me one for Realz, and then we found out that you could steal him off the train that came to her every lack of

and you would go down there and tell me what jump on the train break the seal take the shit. Thrown into the weeds, and then somebody have to come back with the truck, because in those days you put those together income built, the tigers won. The bottom was on better put the seed on going to steering wheel on yet to put all that shit on it. It's amazing dog so we've found that when they were coming in and you take three or four and keep one so three of 'em, there were two hundred retail, so that meant there with probably eighty five hours wasn't like a big amount of profit for like some organized crime in New York, so they could steal things off the docks and then reselling someplace yeah, that's it! It cost you nothing! It cost you nothing You could sell it for whatever the fuck. You want right. You know you could, cut everybody. What do you think stealing cocaine in the 80s is so popular because I control them. But I just got thirty kilos that you're going to pay for. Only for myself for thirty two was last time anybody ever offered you buy something that was stolen

and is removed. As I move to California. Stop really really stop talking the boom Shaka Laka, Oh that's, right, yeah! I just got here to dildos: other day, I'm like wow. These are like brand new boom, Shaka Laka or the other guy got Ahold nice guy, no, no, no reboot out yeah but who's the guy with the lighter that's another crazy name, yeah fuck touchdown! If you still run yeah, I just on the other, no he's not. He hangs out at the rainbow now, but and melts boom. Shaka lock had this. Then I'm like wow. This looks like brand new name like, but it's now right. Why am I touching at? What do you remember that Kenneth and talked about the Roxy wave? back or the Rainbow way back in his fucking HBO special. That's how crazy the rainbows bend. You see the sunset Strip movie. I told you about, and I tell you about this: no

once that Strip just came out on Showtime on demand, I think you could ask it on Itunes. It's a document about Son Strip, starting from the beginning, all the way through the mafia the way through zeros it goes through and all this shit, but the other, the hooker, how is that were everywhere. I had no idea about like there is like process whatever like houses, that rich people go to and just hadn't tons of hookers in it and you you, you could talk about everything and you go by Hyatt and you're, just like going by these buildings that you go by every day, I'm like holy shit, that was the Hooker house came out in twenty twelve gotten mad reviews, man. It's got amazing people in it's kind of amazing review online. It says the documentary on the famous LOS Angeles Street, wow, yeah, so yeah, it's five stars are four stars here: yeah I'm not tonight. Is it available on a Itunes? Really well done. There's a lot of people in it, and it's if there is a place in in like the world

I've ever been to that. I feel like it's haunted with the memories of the past, not necessarily haunted but haunted the memories of the past. It's that area. Yeah may talk about that. A lot so hard aspect, and they talk about how it used to be like poppy. Not poppy feels like something weird here. Is actually for it with zeros wow Gyros,

and they go through a lot of comedy wow Doheny to Crescent heights. There's a lot of ghosts, I believe in sacred places, and I believe that this is it's a sacred place. That strip is like where you leaving where you come back. This is very old fashioned feeling still not so very yeah. It goes taste, titillation and sex. Hollywood itself is a magnet good. Camera feel sexual appeal and the strip is kind your dreams can start out there and dream will end their. You know. If you don't your it, you will die that night and it will be because these two talking weird though Mickey Roarke yeah. He was talking to that other guy and it was just a weird combo who was the other guy Johnny Depp? No, I think it's that That's also comic

God. Damn this looks amazing, there's probably start could not have happened any place, and then you have to get it you, okay, it was sold Chateau, Marmont Viper room. Nobody would ever come by me, like you guys can't do that here. Are you crazy? It seems like this is a place where people sort of comfort, refuge sunset Strip is a civilization for the broken hearted. The mistreated the overlook, the under love and die here die in front of all of was I gonna make it bun like the mayor of Sunset Strip, for something weird like that. But why is he I don't know they look badass, though that was really good. I just realized how fortunate I am to have been able to perform that I can just let me like Jesus, I could go back. I gotta laugh

actually from time to time. Would you go back to the store, never know, but if I go there for you, guys came with me what the fuck do. You are you ghost buster yeah the damn show on Tuesday DOM's on Tuesdays great? Well, he does uh. He has a fun thing. He does not just stand up. He fucks around with the crowd a lot. You know he tortures them. Oh yeah, he left well, he's great and he does his podcast from there too. Sometimes you know I did the podcast I do want to change in the saddle once once so. If you could, you guys went back to the commissary like this at Sears, a I'd. I'd be more than most amazing things ever just it's just like having like, with the Rogue India's Tuesday hi like in the main room sold out every week and this on having the awesome. But why would we do it? Then we do it at the ice house tomorrow, night boom, Joey Diaz is doing his podcast there and then bloom, I'm there with Eddie Afton Bryan Callen tomorrow,

one thousand pm. I see that as soon as you see, the difference is the Energi be at the ice house is all like there's a long history of it and there's all, but what we bring their we've been bringing their this plenty spirits. The icehouse on this is not negative, is no murdered. People is now like holes in the fuck basement covered in cement with dead people. But what people don't realize, we're not exaggerating that was Ciro's. Nightclub was owned by Bugsy Siegel Bugsy Siegel I mean there was a gangster that kind of killed people, that's back when you could just kill people and that pretty crazy street that nutty energies that place as it only makes sense that people died there, the piano player,

Scott recently posted on his facebook that the tunnel going underneath the street where they used to like take the bodies underneath to where it used to be stressed, yeah to the house, the House so yeah. That was what I don't know if it's true that was the room rose, was that in the back of the main room there was a doorway to a town on the tunnel led up the hill to crest till we're the mansion was because they were, the property was sold together, allegedly, but that's like one of those things like, fuckin Ichabod Crane. Well, there is a tunnel, but I'm sure that's true. There's a lot to go, see right now. If they have a tunnel, somebody died. That's why I need to there's a lot of shit down. There is a room that goes this way and it cuts across naked. Keep going to different things, there's a lot of shit hitting the shooting holes, one of the ideas in this questions. Everything. Show was to go and spend the night in a haunted house, and I was You know, there's no better place to stay based. Another store basement other comedy store too yeah. That would be terrifying.

Call. Carl Dubeau used to tell a story on stage about how the time where, when he was young, we haven't come in here and tell it someday when he was young. He was staying at the store and he's at the store, like his wife, kicked him out or something like that. He got, it was forced to stay at the store so sleeping on the stage like this. I'm here to make my dreams happen. Man, I'm not letting some chick getting my way. So I'm just going to lie down here, and he said he was find down. He told it on stage it was like a Halloween show we had in the main it was fucking great and he was like, and so I'm on stage, and I hear clink clink clink like this chairs movement. It is pitch black and I'm like hey. Hey, it's me Carl, You know I had a had no way stay silence is he was dormant back then. You know like right before KEN isn't even made it, and he said he heard another clink clink like he heard another chair.

And they said in and out of nowhere to hands grabbed his legs and drag them to the edge of the stairs, and He said there was no one there. He said he didn't see anything by the time he got up. He scrambled the purse whatever it was, just disappeared. He. Freaked out ran out of there it's a great story. It could have been easily been boom. Shaka laka. Did you really you sound perform there now I saw him by the belly room going up to stay as well. Now What do you mean? You saw ghost. You're shaking your head, yes come out of her pussy now I'm sitting there watching, I was up next said she is. It was an accident. I was up next to the other two and I was standing by the thing there and I kept saying there's a light on the top of the belly. Moon is a big red light on

and you still watching the comic, but I had like two away. So was that comic and one more before me? I was watching waiting killing time and I kept seeing something keep going past my high you see the life. How many days would be awake panels to be on stage at the blow when I got off stage and I'm sitting at home? What the is this light? Finally, a look up. You know I wore that stupid long jacket. Yeah it was like. I saw the tail end of the jacket I went upstairs. There was nobody up their dog, I saw it. I saw with my own two fucking eyes I never felt more. My liver got chased, nobody pulled me, dice has a or where he was upstairs and heard them banging on the door. Crazy, quarry Cuomo has a story where that she heard music in the fucking main room like all band music like the tight connect type music who, who is the older guy? That was a veteran Brett uh, something right now lot of people are different thing.

You know I mean I never got cards to pull. I know that the original room has a weird allergy in your right The sunset strip does have something special there, something there something there loading that there's something that point. That comedy store. The big mistake, they're going to do is going to knock that down and build something over it, and it's going to be like a carry movie, the hands of that come out of the ground. I mean that's the truth, guys there's something there. Somebody committed suicide. There. People gave their lives there. How many people died and didn't make it as comics in a fucking short wanted? How about the guy who jumped off the roof? Sure that fucking place is wanted to remember they had the yeah yeah sure it wanted that building in Gardner all those buildings, people in those buildings, bro people with a straight legit people say this block- is wanted on Gardner Buying Elcome. Andrea, more those buildings there they wanted any people kill themselves in those buildings. Coming out here. Look at this fucking young kid that iced himself last

I'm a Disney show twenty nine years, always on fucking Missoulian Isles, fucking, black twenty nine years old. With a shotgun I gotta do the can I go to make a right cops alone, my fucking within that fucking, building that what possesses people it wasn't on drugs that kid one. Slash two can go with that kid. What possesses people to do that shit, though gay that I'm wishing you know how many Judy can see all these back. She said: haha CAFE. Why would we can see how he tried to make a comeback? All said she don't see you, I don't give a shit sue dumb bastard, I just saw her. Doctors have been known that lasted like thirty minutes, is hiring in yelling and being a crazy man, and you know I'm very happy. I was talking who are Graham Elwood, call Tus, invite us to the podcast convention, and I go gram. Do you know that mean you with the same manage in two thousand were still here weather, with

rich, successful war. The tv show was still here. No car crashes, we haven't Od'D, were here how fucking lucky a week we're very lucky to have gone through we've gone through at the store and have a great time in the comedy that I just saw that I had goosebumps I'm a fucking fat ex felon from North Bergen NJ. I was, at the comedy, store doing blow developing getting better seeing the fucking world walking to the store being from the union on Tuesday night to the store and walking back to the laugh factory, and we used to watch the standard, also standard eat, the blue cheese burgers fucking Delicious come on. This is incredible. Remember that Carney Idiot that sold the did lighters the first week that's the guy yeah. The first give me give monkey balls the first Monday I was ever here. I walked into the fucking family store and on Paris. Put me on stage. Thank God I knew Eddie Griffin, he put me on a Monday night. Don Barris still had the shorts on still had the balloons on wow and the next day they told me to go to the lab fact.

That's where you went on Tuesdays and you still online all day needed three minutes and I stood on line all day. I guess it was online with me all day. Monkey balls and he knew the whole history comedy in la who you had a sign with who going to see you. I put this guy, was a master comic, and he, on stage he lost his voice. I never laughed so hard. All my life. He went up there. Lawson aldaz talked in telling store where is nice? Like me, Mimi Mimi, Mimi dying that was monkey boy. Then he became a wider salesman. Wrangler wheels, be yeah. He always had those lighters with titties in Bryan Callen and comparison, yeah, Bryan, Callen and on bears? Have this thing where DOM there's pretends to bang Brian talent in his booty hole he gets pants down and everything, and

if they have this thing, they acted out and it's so realistic. He presses, he presses, counts mouth against his cock makes it like he's pulling his cock out, jerks off on and finishes it, and it's made extra special by the fact that Don Barris without wearing a costume, is doing this in a jumpsuit. He wears a tracksuit, naturally like it's not like you dressed up for this role, where it could pose cock out really easy. Now it's just a part of this thing and on top of that, Paris is rumored to have a cock size of your own huge. That's what I'm saying that's the room. Every time he's been with how to pull it out on stage I get out the room I don't want. I don't want to get depressed. That's the one thing that I mean. If you don't have a giant dick in another guys giant, take you like wow what the hell I mean. You could always get rich make enough money. You could buy a nice house too, but if you guys got a giant dick he's got a giant dick. He just kind of

I think it was like a year ago or something that he had a boner for some reason he wanted to show a girl in the audience and he was just like outlining it with his hand, like look how big this is honey. You know, like he's acting, it's like a twelve inch, Dick right. It's a giant fat dick. It's not a skinny, twelve inches either. It's not like one of those white guys in the movies where it's long, but you like yeah, but it's like tapered the beginning of the end of it is like small. It's weird, you know there's some long dicks at an impressive down viruses it looks like a big german dick. You know like a big austrian death yeah, which could imagine some plugin hiker would have Joey's done looking at least think about dicks. He shaking his head. Like yeah yeah. I understand I understand. I got a big dick to cock sucker. I need this shit oil.

We don't. We don't need this shit if anybody needs a shit. Listen is there anymore tickets to you, Wednesday, night at the icehouse. Yes, there are six hundred and twenty six five hundred and seventy seven one thousand eight hundred and ninety whatever the fuck are so Joey is at the icehouse. Eight current stick around man to a spot goes through next door. Not going so he's not going to do two shows in the night. It's most likely. I have all call of conduit tomorrow night. Yes, I split yes, tomorrow night Mark Martin Kampmann versus Charlestown, RI, zero Sanyo's against call cowboy Cerrone, Yes, yes, so there's a great fucking card tomorrow night, then we're going to Milwaukee. Yes, so we got a great show at the paps is only one hundred tickets left in Iraq. Last time we had six circles of people, smoking, reefa, bazookas eating edibles somebody.

The trade black security was going to fucking, take Rogan home. They will hug him and shit. Are there with a nice advisor fucking people, those girls? They took care of me. We made a video on there, so I'm looking forward to going to Milwaukee. Thank you for coming out we're going to have a fucking blast. Cock sucked, we're gonna have a great time, but I'm going to got them on Friday. The 13th row row control. Don't think that we don't appreciate the are you guys right? We do. You know what we talk about it all the time. We know that we're incredibly lucky in that we're we're in this. We weird situation where we have like the nicer I'm only one call fans the people that come out to these shows the nicest people pier it just humans family there just it. In the atmosphere, is just cool as fuck after the show

and there's a few people get real nervous in their hands, get sweaty and that their strange I love him for the most likeable fuck come on down. We just put deodorant on don't be hugging me with a fucking stink bomb under your shirt tops how many times that we take pictures to do. Is they just completely sweaty, I'm sweaty too, so I don't give a hand. Women touch me. I get all nervous. I tell him, please don't touch me 'cause, I'm sweaty, and they don't give a fuck so far. They want to touch you and you go home and take the shirt off and put it on the couch next day. Just take away from it smells like fucking, a chick with a ghost in this matched yeah this is the checks it took care of us last time. Look at this. This is going to be bossy, no fuck you don't fuck asleep. He kept the line going, they kept everybody in line 'cause we been come after shows, we will meet people and we've been doing it for forever. Like I don't know man, I don't know how it started. It has started. We we just hang around after shows, but as a long time ago the dome just died at home and we have yeah the with that's all it makes. Well, you know when we decided we even talked about it. We decided that it's

If you want to leave like it's is way better for them. If they get to hang out and take a picture with us and get to meet us, it's a better experience. You know. So it's like it's part of the experience. Is they go to show they have a good time and then that you know afterwards were hang around with them and and talk to them and take photos with them. And it's so it's not just you know, you're, not we're not just the comedy, show and then getting the fuck out of there like uh. We appreciate you guys coming this way when I walk into the USC people start yellow. Do you like high you like? No? No, no, no come on you, mother fucker. Those people at the UFC are crazy, and sometimes I have to leave like. I do interviews afterwards this cream and stay, but I can't I gotta: go there going to fuck him to drag me out of here. They'll. Keep you there forever. Bribe the security and let him get up front. It's great. I love every pokmon of it. I re you do it well, this the UFC two. They give it a lot of access to fans of those fan, Expos and QA's and that's awaits

it is weight, and now other leagues are learning from Dana White. That's what you gotta do to be successful. People want the full experience, people will pay, they get fucking arm barred by chocolate down and you know what so would I yeah if you're a fan, if you you got an affair text will learn how to roll. I don't care whether you're White Bella Brown, but they're not going to kill you. Then you don't get one great thing out of the picture: yeah memory for life. I could never do that. Yeah. I went to jewel. I went to like Willis he's basketball camp. There was no pictures, then you take a picture with nobody you. Where was all from memory? He signed the t, shirt big fucking deal. Carlos Condit had a great video of him, a sparring with guys like rolling, with guys who went to like Army base, which Rich Frank is done it to people yeah. This is done in a bunch of times, Henner Gracie did it too. They go.

And I'll go to a base. That's right, Frank Mir against Babyface assassin, who was on this card up with Milwaukee yeah. We got a great car. We got much mad mother, fucking Clay, Guida Org, install Hulu fuckers, go all the spanish kid, the one that last album Brazil. He spa The team alpha male um, which one little little little kid little kid he Mister Jose Outdoor there need to face Chapman Jasmine. This is false laziness. Fight in forty five days, fighting for Chad, Mendes, yeah, baby, yeah baby. We got some good fucking fights this week. I'll read the card off here. Right now, give me the undercard baby. I don't know what that thing here. We got oh Jesus. We gotta lot of shit me Brandon Vera. What versus Ben Rothwell God Damn holy shit? We got some crazy fight. Man had about that one. Eric Coke versus Dustin Poirier, you go. They got him by

that versus Mir Clay, Guida versus Chad, Mendes, Jamie Varner versus Glazen Tibau, oh shit. This is a grateful from grapevine card and then, of course, the title fight, Benson, Henderson versus Anthony Pettis, that is fucking Rufus will be there Friday, jumping up and down and shit long. Try, cakes for Jesus, that's an amazing fight man. Henderson versus Anthony Pettis can be fucking insanity. You know Pedis a fifty percent KO rate, fifty six percent that a beast forgot Cubs, Joe Lowe's. She added in a head kick about Donald Cerrone, fucked him up with a body care who's out. His left leg is nasty, but he's a bad mother fucker. He remember when he hits wrong with that crazy need to the Showtime knee he bounces the Cajun top Cisne through a small opening catches him in the face

wild and so is Henderson Henderson's a fucking beast he's only gotten better. Since you want the title: it's only gotten better since he lost the title to Panisse. Stuff is amazing. He's a different fighter way: Losta Pettis Bro! This is going to be using different. This would be a great week is gonna, be amazing, cited yeah. This It's a sick card sick weekend. So will see you guys at the Pabst theater and will see you tomorrow night at the ice house, and also tomorrow, we're going to have a podcast here with the one and only Everlast, and ever has released a new released, a new aku. Stick only C d and he got the idea from doing it from performing on podcast from getting an r pod gas and and do for the first time performing. You know acoustic like that and getting this massive reaction. All the love is what inspired actually pulled me last time. I was here. He pulled me into the car in his brain. I need something that tell you something out and he because supposedly I hope it's still on there, but he said we talked.

I said that you should do like a hot, that one song Jump jump up and going down Do an acoustic version of this. I know that hate those songs but he's like he played it for me in his. Party things like how is this. I think I was like what the fuck did. I use allowed to say that you breaking mean it's out now in LAS. I think it is out. I think it's out right now. I think it came out today. I think it it's out Tuesday, that's cool yeah is going to he's sick. I, like him, acoustically even better than house paint needs, and I think Spain's. What is that song Little Miss America or that one, somehow, God damn that's a good song and ever since what it's like, like people like caught his his acoustic shit, is like way deeper. It's way more emotional and touching jump around is always going to be like an anthem. So he's going to be like a cool song basic, it's awesome, the version he played it for me. Can I put my dates: I'm going to be

Only Hinchcliffe September, twenty six at stand up live at Phoenix Arizona and the following day, I'm going to Ohio Columbus Ohio at woodlands. Backyard with Tom Cigarette have Tina. Pidgeon Skeet Antonian meet alright, we'll see. Thirty three is tomorrow and Mayaudon bless. You all love the shit out of you see you soon the sponsors they can go fuck themselves. They know who they are. This in stamps dot com enter in the code. Word JRE go to on calm music code word: Rogan can audible dot com, Slash Joe, we love the fuck outta. You guys will see you soon.