Bryan Callen is an actor, stand-up comedian, and host of his own podcasts: The Bryan Callen Show and The 10-Minute Podcast, with co-hosts Will Sasso and Chris D'Elia.
Bryan Callen, Brian Redban - Date: 02/20/2013
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placated like like just just the fact that if you were to look at those qualities like independent
the human being, they would not be very savory qualities, but there also there are seven, the right person in the right order, yeah because called chemistry, it's just a mixture of of different kinds of
people in one body and it's just fuckin bouquet, scientifically quantify with that's worth with personalities, we're out my god, you can't it creates color, I'm not interested in somebody who, as you know completely monk like
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those who have a massive rage of testosterone going through your system, we mean that's,
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some people that got really big without anything, and I you know for a fact: there was a dune Impress Brian Frazier.
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they're, not trying to make too much money that I'm trying to rip you off and I'm trying to tie up and contracts, and I trying to get theirs
to be made. It doesn't like everybody's acting, like you, have to extract the most out of people possible and
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They all come to me like there are the only people.
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example. Any sort of you no direction would
exactly what I needed. What am I looking is Jesus growing looking for someone who's older than them to be told them the fuckin truth about life about
securities breeding and away they feel as fine totally knowing I walked round my feeling inappropriate because of young carnivore, and you know
just in a kind of want a lot of sense. I mean just like I just having an appropriate form
saw a time. You know
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hang out with some people and they just seem so civilised, and I just I felt like criminal, I'm like a disability.
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is the people that we know that a flawed like the people that we know that are fucked up like that. They seem to me
most enjoyable to be or half a year and that, but the key is not evil.
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bonded on one major central issue. We always honest with each other more waste or even we lie like we say so they know each other like I'd like sit Libya, my marry you, those in there with them. We go. I
if you ask me a question, I said yes and then like like three seconds ago now,
really you. Yes, I wanted to be the test through. You know as long as you're honest how you feel it doesn't matter it doesnt matter doesn't matter you.
You can come to your friends and just be like I fucked up locked up. Madam you know I feel terrible, even if you even
you did something terrible. I give you fuck your friends girlfriend like our something crazy which, like in yet
you have now now I never have, but if you came,
your friend and went dude. I fucked your growth,
I'm a scumbag punch me in the face of a bad guy,
It's really easy to forgive people when, when they kind of our just honest with I fucked up, I made a mistake right. I ran a mistake. I am I'm weak, that's really gonna hate, seventy four that there's something very liberating about. Yes, I suppose it when Tiger Woods gave their terrible speech about
you know. Well I you know I I buy.
Take responsibility and so wrote about it. I was a tiger tyre good up in front
well then go have a body. I've had to be pursued,
my whole life, and I feel bad
what I did, I am Paris, my wife, I'm embarrassed everybody else and
I am then do the best. I can try I'm a flawed guy, I'm a flawed guy,
these impulses, it's really hard for me and I'm to try the best. I can be a better person and that's all I can offer meant I would have been like you're being a human being you're really talk
enemy like like somebody, I can understand.
Because we're all way more forgiving. I think them than we give each other credit for because we all know how we feel inside we're all flawed yeah. You know, I think, yeah. I think that
one of the things that people are look input
in that are not flawed. You're good, that dishonesty that yeah
if you're not really yeah, you know really looking at yourself accurately like
buddy that I've ever man, that's a con man like real con artist. He always seemed weird and fucked up your way.
So when you're lying to other people, you're lying
You you're also doing something to Sally Zenos. Talking about I like it, I mean anyone in particular.
Probably just started talking like I don't have anybody specifically my my word is talking about which is starting to malign habits and when you take shortcuts
you get away with them when you're younger and you think you get away with them. The truth is we just we're talking about this before
I guess there just aren't any short cuts. Will they fucking then impede your develop when when something goes wrong you have to address it address it and that's how you get better everything that I've ever done we're fucked up on it may be better at everything done it just some.
People know that want to feel it yeah. I'm sorry about that. That comes from also learning how to talk yourself and being nice to yourself, yeah, not being too hard on yourself.
Like this is a marathon, not a sprint. You take it easy on yourself ended
also comes from building up like a database of you being a good person. You have to really but
leave and yourself as a person liking, but mistakes and fuck ups and
things that you do along the line, those are like hugely important.
They really are because when you're, wouldn't you develop
as a human being near a young person trying to make your way through life. You're gonna come across these.
Situations where you do not know how to behave correctly, whether it be
of your emotions- or there is because of your hormones- you're insecurities whatever the fuck. It is. It's very possible feed a fuck up and make mistakes, but those mistakes are huge ship.
All of those dumb things, those laughs when you shouldn't went right. All of those things can be as long as you don't kill you. You can learn a lot from them aside. I built a guy named Billy under a long time ago, who produced a you, know, a true romance and all those movies in and that I'd written, something in, and I said, I'm trying to read
script, but it socks and is it Brian? I know a lot of Academy award winning writers and I don't know one of them. It doesn't have a trunk, a trunkful scripts that are all shit. They took him a long time to get that Stevens out of our written interview needs than twenty six movies basic before sexless videotape. He had had five flops. Five terrible moves immediately. Learn how to make that movie by just
making those mistakes. If there are no exceptions near I well, and if there are, I don't I don't care,
that's right. That's right! Maybe somebody
figure out a way through life without fucking yeah, but you know either even Malcolm Gladwell. Outliers has taught my Mozart in we I say: well, Mozart was making music sit at six. He
he's very rap music, so exactly said his real his real music that we listen to didn't start for ten fifteen years and of Glinda. He was eighteen when he was making the musical you can listen to
yeah, maybe not or not, to shit on Mozart or anything like that. I think, but I think it's it's the the mistakes in the flaws in the fuck ups and life. There is so critical for a sense of humor.
Is so critical for understanding boundaries and limitations of the really critical man it systems.
Suck when they happened. Man
bombing on fucking terrible, but would spend one like the biggest.
X in growth. In my state of career of come after, like horrible like no doubt is devastating bombing, or else like all my colleagues
group and then when I regret pull my came back like way better. I go much more focused on what I had done.
Led me to bombing these few. I have like some peak
bombings in my life I go back and I look I'm like real, like life. Changing bombings like
for electing a meteor holes in my past, portages ate a million deaths there and its for ever live out a few of those about one of the biggest one of them
think probably the biggest Y ever had was after Jim Brewer, Jim Bro
and I did a gig and I think it was
somewhere around New York City Nan, you add, or one of those places and we had
it works together all week and it was, I should not have been head
was not really ready to headline by was headline in, like a really didn't have forty five minutes, I just didn't. I had stretched out. It was not good, it was. It was like the beginnings of me headline and gray and brewer was
First of all, rate is guy in the world, so fuckin pure. So in the mall madcap yeah laugh when he's like a disease of funny areas as Hell hilarious, you need such a sweetheart he's such a good guy. Well, a whole bunch of factors, contributors bombing
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Why did I I? I had leather shoes, although I can't I can't. I can't get my funding lower literally on ice holes like I can't I gotta get comes with physical owls like I'm in leather shoes was a disaster. I did that.
Club shoes, club, pants, nice, thin, shiny belt,
guy was so grows, and I was I was. I think you know I just slipped ridiculous. I always look ridiculous, but I looked extremely
so I was trying to be an brewer, went up in front of me and again dish
he caught this gear. He is due this bit
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bit. Was I him common home fucked up and his mother was just wake scream and Adam, and is it was like
demonic. Noise is gonna face years, Donald Duck. When he's like, I'm not doing the bid justice because it was fucking how Larry and he was he was inches,
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I knew I can follow. I didn't have that much. I didn't have that much
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it was a really important to me. There was like my first is: who you weren't
yeah. I was my first like bit that at the time at least, really represented how
I thought about you. I wasn't really ready for my feelings of letting go of everything I did on my first special like now, more especially I just let delirium. Why get people I call out and want want it?
and I'll do it sometimes, but but letting
I'd go is colic saying by our friends. I had really good experiences around that like they did when you do. I would do this,
running butter better. I would do you know what could punching a cab death that shit was like yeah like I remember
feelings around it and it was so much a part of who I was, and I remember thinking
our primary care. I can't believe this is working and then you have to just let it go to reinvent yourself. You know is insisting its instinct anything. I guess maybe novelists feel that way or something you I bet they probably do cause
you let that book out and even at an early stage you can sing the same shit over and over again that's cool too. You know I mean, but that is not our gig argues. We gotta come up with new shit. We yum, I admire it.
And other comedians, so I mean just seems to its
smart to do what you admire and other people. If I admire and other people's agenda too, I think constantly coming up with new stuff
sometimes. I think that is another thing that that's almost I like that even more like, like
have a day where I come up with an amazing bit comes together.
My days, I'm just like I feel like I did something special, but you
It is also something we said for doing a bit for a long time where you get them on the fucker down to a samurai sore fold that steel and hammering down still yeah it down to the? U carve. There was some bids that I had by this time. I first got an album that I have been doing for six seven years and when
get em dig you just get a timing thing with a bit. You know
how much fat is in the bit and how to cut the fat words all rather its own rhythm. It's exactly like music song. Fiona apple said that you know she would see my bits and she would say you know it's a song
doing is working out the words in the rhythm and and figuring out
where to place emphasis on what word, how many words to use and that that is actually what you're doing you know you restructure it sometimes and and so on,
You start with a colonel of an idea and it doesn't come to you in its full kind of form for five years, which would
love because come like that mystical notion of its always existed. You ve had to keep mining
your insides or whatever, to find it will thus like the idea of sculptures at this debt always gets issued on the wet that rock just get a deal that make our lives and our citys Idiot exists. I gotta get all this stuff around it away with his the way.
Where it is worthy of being, as is its, does, simplify EU simplify and actually get down to who you really are, as opposed to view trying or pretending to be, and inspiration comes in waves representative to how you feel about life.
Feel like when I'm appreciative of life and am happy- and I M thankful when I'm healthy and I'm just a good groove socially, then
speculation, just sort of flows in and out of my brain. I am constantly coming up with new ideas and much less troubled, but if I'm troubled about anything, if I have any meaning
internal bullshitter arguments with friends raising its makes its has a big in
that's very much somehow I feel and creativity and on my ability to expand our ideas, you become you become very sensitive to,
I certainly do. If I have anything I feel like I'm lying about or not. I haven't closed and end by us open circle in my life, like that
have to take care of it immediately. I think away, that's kind of why the value of doing one thing really well kind of makes everything in your life come together. Like you, you can't
you almost can't do something at a high level. You you know without taking care of the other loose ends in your life here that that cover the that's kind of one
benefits. I think of you know. You said something really similar. We were together the last time we were in Vegas, and there is that with some talking about something and everything and- and I said to you- you know what you think of that
and you said it was great. You said I don't. I don't leave any room in my head for that. I don't that. Doesn't I don't I've learned to keep that out of my head? That's a beautiful thing to think about, because that's an option that a lot of
forget. I forgot it where it where you said I and I went. That's that's. I was like that's that's something I you know what I could make that choice. I can make a choice of not having my head in the first place,
yeah, I'm I'm I'm pretty good at it. Now I use it of dipped in on it ever
ever since I was a child and when
was younger it.
Is much much harder for me to like sort of stanch and not obsess about things. I think among things, but now
can like work. Things out. I can log in exile.
The deuce Baggers saw attempt you're just locked out, you don't
there's. No I'd incorporate you into the experience of life. That's probably now that's probably call peace of mind yeah.
Yeah. Well, you know you, you know you are. You know you know who you are, if you're a self evaluating, if your constantly trying to better yourselves use self. Judging all the time which I know you are- and I try,
to do as much as possible.
Any weird freaky criticism stands out in its like any any creepy ness stand out for some form of programming
and I think, if you're a happy person- and you surround yourself with good people- and you are all working towards trying to find some path in each other's I've real com,
so very rarely are they really are, but
I don't know when they do exist, what they are where they came from what you can do to stop them from ever happening again. What what you did to maybe draw them into.
Life, but don't let who operate them into your thinking here. That's another interesting point is a lot of sense. We drop draw distraction into our life because it it take
the pressure off us in a sort of or you don't realize you draw focus from our other things, because you're intimidated by the process, yes intimidated by the process of creating by the process of doing whatever it is
your path is with your an artist of the process of starting your are well, I
a guy was older, said. You know you can even use fatigue to your advantage. Fatigue is energy, it's a form of energy said you know. If you know glad writers will we'll talk about while I'm tired,
I'm gonna write about a care to whose exhausted,
You know, I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna put this exhaustion lot act as a sock about that and acted her Jeffrey cameras. Awesome said: hey you're, tired, you tired,
that might just be with Vulcan characters today. What
we're doing an audition yawning and being in and not getting up your might, you might just get the part. You know
can use whatever? If you
can learn how to master sort of whatever you're feeling at the moment and use that to your advantage. Well, the most important aspect I think of one of your energy is you can regulated a lot more than you think you can you can
regulated by choices you can regulated by the enthusiasm for things you can regulated by your attitude. Food you put a nearby in every. Your attitude is a really important aspect of it than the the way you choose to direct the frequencies of your own mind and if you're counselling conflict like sometimes you have to look at the angle.
And what am I, what am I putting out there? What you know? Maybe I should adjust my own signal because of attracting so many do
the eggs, and, while there is there is, there is a huge difference between critical thinking, knowing knowing what what's good
bad for you, you, knowing the meaningful difference between things and being critical, so loud people just are.
Blindly, just generally critical in their coming in everything. Their first thing is, is a is a
mutual criticism. Right
rather than looking at the situation. Looking at. What's right,
in the situation and other praising that or indulging in that or
just knowing that that over there that is as good as this over here. That's critical thinking you show you
be positive in your mindset, which should be, but you don't wanna be some people are so blindly positive that day they can't see. You know,
that disaster looms ahead right? You gotta know that critical thing
he's very important, what's not important is overly critical tracking. Overly critical thinking gets boring. Cynical like nonsensical, constant negatively,
Oh Jesus, Fucking Christ, who wants to listen to the right? You know in some
But I understand that this I want. You know that one guy and work you're always in
ignoring I'm because when you around me tells you, but his foot heard eying he's got
you would have as me with those people. I know I'm thinking of several people that I know who are pretty sector were pretty supposed successful when they show
I get it
literally I'm like are now. We can t ever get tired the minute they shabata depress. Now this guy just showed his face through certain,
but that when you talk to them, you just really have to get away from their presence like their drawing from you,
wondered. What it does. Is that quantifiable? Could you put
stick or on you, and people could like know for sure. If the person that around legs ain't gonna round already don't they they put it, they put a stick on themselves. Tat. You have. You noticed people like that after a while, they just get left alone on a couch somewhere. I know a guy who is to come to parties would see him, and he just. I would notice that after a while PETE, he just end up being alone land,
and talking to some girl who didn't know better and everybody would just be my he was kindly Kryptonite it was. I can like people would seek to cut em if you spread bugs
and you're a bunch of ants and they just gonna run one side. It was really
just think causing hot. I think that I can come over anymore. He kind of socks, yeah, there's room, there's this weird fucks out there in this world this the broad spectrum of human behaviour, as so much room for strange evidence. It is a habit earning success can become a habit. You learn how to learn. How to talk to yourself properly,
and how to take care of yourself and sustain your energy, that those are habits that you can get. It ya think when you run into really photo people, oh with almost all moments the childhood. Look what what will happen in new programming that you were unable to escape you, but I'm a huge I'm very interested. Also, though, in in some people are able to put change into context, so they can like its colleague when you take jujitsu from a really good teacher who breaks down a teacher
supposing the bedrock before he teaches you all moves that there there is a way sometimes were somebody can kind of, though the one the greatest things I ever heard from me. That helped was, I heard someone say sports. Like I said you most people have a primary question going on their head and it usually something negative, doesn't help them their walk around all what? If what, if I'm, not level? What, if I fail- and he says you can reprogram Europe mine- to ask yourself a very, very empowering question where the answer your looking. Fourth gonna win: hands you, it's gonna, cause you to reach in it in a positive direction, as opposed to a negative direct acting as an example. You you establish what you want to be in you go. What action can I take today to get
do what I want to do or who I want to be. Somebody even just ask that question can put you in, like. I think writing in a waste can like that to you. That's all clash. You know when you're focusing you have a goal or when you focus now have any sort of endeavour that your pursuing you have purpose to you. It's your existence. You have like something. That's
leaning new towards prosperity. You see an accomplishment of the head of the Rainbow Inanimate s eyes and why
when you, when you have like things that you're trying to accomplish you, learn about yourself along the way and a lot of people grow up in life without doing things like that, without having any challenges without having any goal set
having any guidance without having any discipline without having any and by discipline,
Mean, like someone telling you to do, pushups like military style yelling at you, I mean the the ability to make yourself uncomfortable to get done.
What you know needs to get done whatsoever
We believe a lot of people don't know even how to approach getting successful to a lot of people like young guy
a nurse I don't really know what to do with their energy, like they don't know what to focus on, and I always say just follow
I'll, try to ask yourself the right questions and and find somebody successful kind of follow their
ample. Sometimes I can now and in the end, this also the issue with the word successful it. What a successful and if a guy has a medium income body as a happy family, he loves his job. That's a successful out! No, that's a success,
First, I would weigh rather be that person that guy, whose very wealthy and completely
are both failed relationships left and right? See it all the time. Why does a lot of thy medical aid to focus its required to get really really rich? A lot of times makes you a fucking crazy purse. I was with. Does David Kai this guy we met, it was a neurosurgeon and had an mba is very wealthy. With this trophy girlfriend. Next I mean he was well
good, looking guy and anyway,
start towns about women athletes he was and how he was a narrow, there's gonna be a vast and doublet, they listen to them and they went at Dublin for sex.
This guy was good piece lost. He's completely last year is exactly what it was. He was a grown man who was probably thirty eight who spent
oh life, throwing out all these incredible like kind of accomplishments right just like so he could say it is NBA and he was a neurosurgeon and he had money and it is good and evil.
And actually- and he was come- Polly Fuckin lost this guy couldn't systems can he didn't have a friend in the world he saw me was like I want to be friendly you and not to do it by telling you about myself the whole night, we were like I'm fuckin allergic,
That sounds like a real, crazy person, but sometimes it takes a real crazy person to achieve excellence yeah. It is
It's a really funny bill. Birthing! Bilbil was on Conan o Brien, and he was too.
About Lance Armstrong. Have you seen a brand now put up
forget awesome, Bilbil was
kind of any the echoed my sentiments exactly on us all? Lands Armstrong thing about how in out, in order to be like the best fuckin cycle, ur dude ever like you, ve really got to be some kind of psychopath.
You know and and and bill, had this head bit about how you know everybody knew everybody was juice, and it's really
really really want to save money?
a guy lance, I'm showing so fuckin crazy way as social balance. When I see I mean he coming after people, what they need is terribly threatened people. Eighty eighty two he'd do, apparently, when I hear you destroy people's lives with those lawsuit, you just come after you and try to destroy you and me. While they were right, they were right. That's
that's what I mean by not being honest and being on ethical, I mean you can, if you wanna, do steroids
everybody's doing, I'm I'm not gonna,
if Europe wants to be in the tour de France and obeyed doping and stuff. That's one thing: if you're going after people for telling the truth about you and try to destroy them for years,
and your has come back and then eventually admitting it, while he's gonna be in court, the rest of his life at their yeah, because he's he's got a lot of eighty,
admitted, I guess after the statue limitations was over, but these still Thyssen meant that do listen, taxes and people in taxes.
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the bill. Ok, his bill birthing side and they laughed so anybody from Canada.
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some may be raised five or ten million dollars for cancer research. That's what that lie. Did you write that locked out the sun? No, it wasn't. A cancer was annoyed and I hated Oprah was interviewing them and acted like she was dumbfounded. Get this guy would do this like,
he's been in show business for thirty five years and she can't like wrapper head around some guy doing whatever it takes to get to the next level.
Shoot for the first five years have like midgets who wanted to bearing the male man's boyfriend. She didn't want to do it, do it, but she didn't have the power to say now, so she wrote it out
and then she could make good decision see better show what she stood. Heads of those little he's a man. What is this thing? I've ever was
socio path on a basic
we got our basic. If that I was working for corporation, he probably would have been porn stuff in the water supply. Doing God knows what alone the pike
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like all tested, positive annoyed, so our Roy did up guy beat you're right, it half run filthy sport always meticulously, he doesn't represent cyclic. Are they going return all the money that they made, offer that guy
They're gonna turn in their yachts, they're, not gonna, reverting back very nearly there was no great segment. Man
Solaris, said so right on the fuckin money. If you get a team
Cocoa, not comic, see other clips for common billboards hilarious and such a good point too, that the whole thing so ridiculous. The tour de France,
in itself, so stupid, long, crazy,
by gries that, by the way, some doctors by the way rank her name is by the way Brian Cowen
its eyes out right by the way that one of the things that they ve
that is their doctors that believe that its healthier to do that race on the drugs than after drugs. The like it's
a gruelling, fucking pace right. That's really unhealthy for your bodies, incredibly devastating into your body,
if you're unites every kind of your body, you can recover bet.
They they literally get so created. Adele sleep, dive, retorted frontal
sleep on the ground, because the elite,
Trans, apparently on the ground, from like the the actual dirt or whatever
they help helium helps Helio. Yet so they sleep with their legs on the ground. It gets craze. Yeah people do that. With luck, injuries like the long grass and other people Tom you fuckin Idiot, go to a doctor. That's what I'm going to live, my feeling about about acupuncture, where they do you like. If we put a bunch of needles new facing you lie there for an hour, your headache of away, I think,
can pill. Has that's out we'll take couple aspirin yeah, I'm a mud sold or unsold on acupuncture. I've done it governs. Would you think I don't know?
I mean it didn't. Apparently it held my back, but I don't think there's really nice where's. My does but look at the
this round. Stuff comes off my love, I don't think you're through those needles
We would want me at my feet swell one Millville lawyers when they hit certain parts of the feed. The area that do you know what your brain with light up right. So them did
since I couldn't figure that out when they put a needle. In your view, no foot that court
bond to liver or something on the part of your brain. I guess they get stimulated when your liver produces whatever it might be, would would ignite
that's gonna interests, have they know the down, especially gonna, build? Where are they doing to their like electrons in your brain,
I have the. How can they ve know what the fuck is? Go? Oh, that's. That's the big question when that was what was something about the special where they decide has had an August
Emma Iron, you know minimal Yan and when that put those parts of the brain lit up,
and they had a neuroscience goes well. That is the part of the brain that you know. Controls liver function or whenever so they really
find it when the errors that something that we can't western scientists actually can explain. We can explain why they have a graph of the feet, for example that, when, when you
you know when done properly, you can put a needle in that area and it'll caused you'd it'll it'll cause. Maybe you to have a diabetic effects or you might pay more
or you can numb parts of the body you know with with Niels, hitting different meridian points that that's
interesting. That's kind of an interesting thing where you go, and then you here they these these, these ain't, these accurate
Your masters who say well when you, when you
at the Right Meridian point
I know because it feels like I'm holding a fishing line and a fish just tugs it. So it's more
tug. So when I can put a needle and you feel like nothing, you you get to appoint with you
where would you know you hit the morning point because there's a little to electrical? How are these worrying points? Is this fucking? Is this factory? Is I don't know, but by having a placebo, affect sort of a thing we didn't know is real. Well, the D. The. If you talk to us,
Captain western scientists will say that in fact what acupuncture does is it produces endorphins
and endorphins can have a curative effect, at least in the short term, where you don't feel the pain anymore. So, just like you,
the little needle Yasser, you may get a euphoric feeling or a lack of pain, because you're you're producing endorphins that
would be one explanation that I've read, but the other notion is that their there may very well be something to stimulating the whole idea of a backup and a west trainees. Medicine is the notion that you have energy blocks. You have you have energy mass is that way
Treated properly, will release ok, so so
there's a clog. If you will of energy
were happening somewhere. We know about the human body no horse it again. I don't
no enough, but I do know that that that I do know that some cancer research is is looking at the idea that we may me we may very well be to be
for, I can remember how they put it into context, but the idea that tissue
Irregular cell growth could very well be the the equivalent of a traffic jam
so there is a stop of some kind of flow.
In that area, so looking a cancer rather as a traffic jam that needs to be unjust and as it
to cut out, there's something wrong with that flow that that there is,
body of western thought based on empirical evidence that suggests that that is something to look at. That's a theory that they're looking at, if that
the case that that is somewhat in line with the idea that there is a blockage of energy and acupuncture, helps release that energy bits essentially just needles that go into skin right?
they don't really pantry to nerves either in your bendings on the sky. I dont know enough about it. I don't know what I'm what could possibly the island? The idea is rather Trinity Re S
Does electricity as like basic like little Chinese Micro, Lord Chiltern?
What are you here is here's what else adjunct here? The very idea where, when it would attic electricity- but you, but you know they say, is only supposed to be do I think so. I think, because it's a big metal point collects kind of like a small, very micro charge in each one
yeah, and I'm never heard the that's in. That then makes more sense. The needles would be, but but that is true anyway. That's western, that that you do have electric current our body that sorrow, and so
idea is, though, what a chinese Socrates, it take a child, a child's, very flexible child.
Like a baby smell sweet as perfect digestion is very flexible. Moves around that idea
de there is that, as you get older and you drink coffee and stress and life and everything those those currents get thrown off, get why
they're, not is there not as pure, and so the idea is, information isn't flowing, as
only as it does, when you're, younger and acupuncture helps to change that,
if you actually look at what a lot of western sizes are talking about- is that the body is a conduit for information. You
cancer, the forefront cancer Risher search, is actually about getting
for whatever reason, when you're in the womb you produce different cells, right, you produce cancer,
I mean Colin cells and heart cells, and things like that way.
You get older some people for whatever reason that mechanism to produce cells again clicks back on. Ok.
All of a sudden, you're forty and your bodies that will produce common cells. While you need that when you're, in whom she had to build a corn, now you're forty in the body,
whatever reason those let's make more Collins thousand off, you got colon cancer. The idea
of some cancer research now is. How can we do to scramble that message if the buyer
he is telling itself to produce sells. It does need in the Colin or in Vienna, the pancreas or whatever,
Is there medicine, there's gotta be a way we can get that we can scramble that code and get it to shut off, so the body stops sending the signal to make irregular cells so irregular saw growth can be shot off by scrambling that message before it hits,
when it goes comes from the brain before it hits. That actual. So now, that's really interest. There is interesting, so this is a way of regularly
being the bodies electrical charges at the idea of having a superpower and current yes, so the flow of
trust in your body and by
I never heard that Brian, that idea of mild static electricity
you getting in the air. One is guys online was saying that he he he did it rubbed his hands at fingertips. On material synthetic materials said it was the most powerful generate a static chow
I urge them then stimulated some points. I don't know, I don't know enough about it.
I think there's a lot different kinds of I think some focus on the actual charge in some actually focus on my nerves or or that the bill lawyer specialists legacy. I should go to China and goes in talks. These real chinese doctors,
The warm surgery on you open
surgery on you, not using anesthetics, but actually using just acupuncture? Why
none. That area was really up, oh my god, how goofy or those
I pray you to a hospital. You fuck. Will you
Is it a guys come now that a single every party, wild tv antennas run out and about work, common nonsense? Is that now
I remember seeing this I'm dome was pretty wild and I turned my favorite acupuncture scene of all times when Stephen Cigar was in a coma for itself.
The best is a cop Linux,
You give your himself a little acupuncture his course he's an expert in the ocean medicine.
Have you ever have any interaction with MR cigar? Yes of cinnamon several uses you at all,
and I say hello to him- a congratulations tomb after one instances victories
look he's a crazy person, but he's a legit Marshall honesty, at least as an Kido practitioners really well respected. Does
no doubt about it? Is you know his character, making money Megan Eleven,
But he knows a lot about martial arts, especially about I kido he's got. I think a guy
Anderson silver.
Things that make some special that he's really willing to incorporate all sorts of different things to his game that are very unique, an unusual and a guy like cigar.
Has on this. I am going to take a lifelong marsh artists and he might have a technique or two or more that in that innocent and never heard before that. A guy like Anderson is such a good Marshall. Artists could incorporate in his game. Like look knows front,
Into the faces so innocence over did it is about that the bottom line reality is no one was front, kick into the face of a start. Doing TAT Arthur said that that Anderson Survey is like certain martial arts nerd, like he just like that with theirs it there's one fight were used, his elbow any any kid, the guy, what twenty four
yeah. Adrian he'd been practising that over and over again I told you the story about how you this is coach. Like you talk to add sores about his oozes manager, his coach was tomes, stop don't you never know.
We had a practice it at home in his white right. That's what you told me. I told you this story yet Jago is tell me something about that to an end.
I think it s becoming legendary, because is it such a crazy situation? The Andersson did it: I've never seen anyone do like that before he's aesthetic generating sideways and upper cut elbowed. This do tony frequent, whose real good finer and just blasted amount without
When shall we? You know I'm what s interesting about like these guys that I notice it Anderson when he was looking at some of his old fights. Football is major improvement, but he was
about one sixty when he came in at USC when he was probably no no, no, no, no! No! No! No second,
Oh, no, no! No! No! No! No! He for the year-
sees always fought at one end. If not you know you have see, I mean cried yeah. When you are fighting back, then I think he was on one seven. They do or something we are probably the lowest reforms in the MID Sixty hour. We, which is just as you know, smaller when you talk a harsh he was he was. He was
our back. He walks around one or two o five eating now mean when you
walks around like a bet. If he's fighting light heavyweight, a bet he gets to around there even lighter but or
either a middleweight who gets out of there even lighter before I start his weight cut, but I think, when he's fighting at light heavyweight, I bet he's quite a bit heavier than that.
But Isn T, twenties or sub. Now he's a big,
Yeah how's is probably like I'd say when, when he fought when you
fodder Stephan Bonner, he fought it took five and I believe he was like two or three to a force. Those like pretty close Sudanese fought to a five now three times
You know he carries the way really well nigh, doesn't look fat and looks great what about border? How must respond our walk around he's much bigger, much bigger than earnest, but you so he's a walk around that it's like. I don't think Anderson gets heavy in between fights, so I don't think I've ever gets bigger than like two o five wish. You know I mean
I'd say like if he trying to get fight it too often
Maybe he might let himself go up like two twenty. I do a lot of power lifting
Cheshire yet a little just a little size, I don't know what a management astor only he would know how to correctly approach his body. That's one of things about him, so he so good at preparing his body in only recently said said he can make one. Seventy easy. Yes really! So we can make
Seventy eagerly, I believe them
He said he can make one. Seventy. I believe we would be would say that unless he's got pretty clothes, you gonna fight, yes, pay. He wants a fight csp at one seven ethic of so so the fight is maybe hinges. Pierre,
him general Omens, John Jones, was one proposed fight, but him and GNP at one. Seventy would be fucking insane.
And it would cement Anderson Silver as without a doubt, the ballast mother Fucker ever if we could actually first will even get to one
seventy year, which is how are you going to do that? I don't know what I do.
Obviously he gets to one five fairly easy. It doesn't look drawn out when you always, and he looks great yeah, it's another fifteen pounds, what waterway rhino
That's a lot alot away a lot think about with fifteen pounds. Water feels, like view caring for what is it to gallon jugs? How much is a gallon? How much weight does a gallon have Jamie and yet is out of water? What we can say
out announces think about. What's one gallon of water way, how much does one go about? I'm on it now how its Syrian took Brian? Carry you can't how much it is. Eight asses, three him. Three thousand seven hundred and ninety grams. Eight,
eight point. Three five pounds: eight okay, so there is a third point is essentially we're talking about two gowns water that two big jugs of by
flood stats, a lot. That is a lot of shit scary. That's like you'd, die ice Weimar. Second way. Nice is literally have dreams of being in the desert. Is that it is the worst it's a terrible experience. Ah, you I didn't find type one determines or for the same day cut them because they didn't have wigwam symptom of the rising back. Then we used a wrestling. We way in the morning
at all. You need to be hydrate, I'm drinking water, it's it was really dangerous to that in no it back down for head. Injury is dangerous. You take like saunas, Guinean die and shit. Yeah kids die every year, rustling trying to make way so crazy ended fucked up their growth. Can I, with the high school with hid his brothers, all them six, one, six to sixty days like five six, five, five sixths, not because he cut wait. This whole hush career was just constitutes waiting. He shrunk, I mean,
the duties like always sickly it was like you is Poisoned- is whole Highschool care. He had no motivation for school. No motivation of the class is, I would run into
he be our slack John. I gotta make way it was fuckin brutal, everyday, its
two travesty really is you know the kids should be competing at the
away. They should want to try to do certain things like that where they can encourage who can use. I know once I know a nice guy believe you can't use any kind of sauna, you're not allowed to use any of that stuff and an ice.
Yeah, but even that even just not drinking water. For twenty four hours
yourself out you. What are you doing
My group have rehydration pills are good. When you blow your period, is the honor
everybody's like it's part of sport. It shouldn't be really shouldn't be because,
wrestling really should be. All about is finding out what is your real weight? What's your wits,
weight when you're in shape. What do you weigh one hundred and fifty and there's a one hundred and fifty and we'll make it between one hundred and fifty and one hundred and fifty four
during its thirty forty one, forty seven or whatever the fuck, it is acting as those technologies. We learn more about the human body and were able to measure these things like football. Look at football, we're starting to realise that those head cracks are actually really causing major long term damage spiritualistic, dementia and stuff. Like that scenario,
are you favour player and you're like the Zack, I didn't mean that have strongly sixty, but I don't really like it anymore. I got an end by the way, as are the way
I count I asked in either ethically, if you know that you're player,
as a concussion but you're the game is riding on it. It puts it. It puts a lot of pressure on everybody play. I want to play, nobody wants to play, but if we can actually prove scientifically that's bad for you now you're dealing, I guess the affair is then insider moment right with two different issues, because you talk about grown adults. You're also talk him, a professional athletes who make it the choice, choice and they make a substantial amount of money for this risk is about take, whereas a high school kid
is literally fucking up his high school future right he's fucking up the way his whole life is gonna, be he's he's here.
First steps of his life literally can be fucked up because the curtain wait all the time I mean when
does that during their restless ease India, I that I'm telling you this kid had no fucking energy do anything. His job
was always slack and way wasn't wrestling. You would get low fat in between those worried about his weight. We never really like a crazy or even in the off season. Zenos can have to cut wait next season, but he would. When are you
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even Canada you go out.
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the brain just put up. This is from Jeff Richards, just got just Scott sorry, Jeff Scots Facebook page
it is SAM Kennison TED Nugent
and Robin Williams, in the back of the com in store
that just shows you what kind of fuckin history the calmly storehouse, because first of all this is Kennedy.
Before he even made it one of you look at the way he dressed Kennison. Essentially, after while I start aware, like an outfit, he wore a moray, he wore the overcoat, and this is Gallagher.
All shirt on my vice. You can tell that is it.
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no TED Nugent has that yeah, yeah yeah sank.
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Jensen just hang out with a thing a guy eyes, an animal is his book is fantastic.
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got a rat dice, how he got enormous.
Everybody knows that I'm a fuckin huge, huge huge cares and fat. I've always been a gigantic innocent fan. Why do you think I'm some I just loved when he came out when he came out. I just thought it was the most.
Irreverent the most like he was just.
The way he was talking about certain subjects. Meagre realises we're talking about the eighties.
The way he was doing all those bids on religion. I'd never heard anybody attack religion like that. What he was doing and do it
in a way where he was like. He was a qualified spokesperson. He was a former
reverent ravenous, our minister and
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To see my I always assume the stand of comedy had a very similar form. Like you see it like, like mine, all mythology comedy acknowledged guys to any further megaphone talk like that, and then I saw like Richard prior and all this and physicality to Richards Approach and he's
more honest and terminology Thurston.
And then I saw like Jerry Seinfeld. All he does is like he's. Just got his really clever way of looking at things. He draws you into it and then all sudden there's a fat guy with a trench coat and a beret doing a bit about
now homosexual necrophilia, acts who had
spend money to spend a few hours with
fresh is male corpses, so he does this fucking.
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me in the parking lot? That's how I found out about it. She told me you gotta, have see this guy SAM Tennyson she's on the fucking
parking lot in the the right in front of the boss
let a club and South Boston and she's on her stomach going. You mean
I frog in the as even after your dad, never never at her
freshen up scam of Kennison was making me lab in my eyes. Why? Why that's brilliant?
and then I saw I gotta hold that HBO special. I believe I gotta envy Hs Dinesh. I see it. What was on its way, I got a copy of the two were ancient and when
Why should I remember going? I gotta do another tat
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I changed my my view of climate change. My view of company, because
I would like to ask you when you're a little bit like that rights most who were you talking about before, but you you felt too crazy.
Nobody around me and when I'm on, my friends were telling me that I was funny like listen.
You like me, so you're laughing, and I understand that. But I think I talk about
easy shit, I'm an asshole like the things and I think you're funny
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I got an even know that that was an option because it's because it it represents
a true side of life, that we don't talk of. Yes, right, I ever told you Mamma ACT and teacher who came and talk about with your friends and quite get together right and if so, what happened. So I got one knuckle arousal. I can't believe this crazy
and she's gonna to help me I'm like. I don't want to hurt you. If you don't fuckin hit me, I'm not gonna start
deck ball, my head and you
your friends who die and laughing. Could you tell us Dorians age now, of course tell a story on stage now why you never had a growth for never grow before body at the fucker this one she was asking me. I didn't know what to do. When you look at your friend go out. Are you not a judge? You hire right? I mean those
kind of stores. You can't talk about
state and we would always have those you know it's like we would
said about me is how I feel about you that Europe,
probably honest, dude and were were very us with each other. We ve told each other some crazy stories that we both have done so
knowing like what a person's were that, knowing that this other people out there, you ve. Ok, I'm not crazy. Now, I'm just never
eating this insane landscape right and
I'm gonna fuck up along the way and there's gonna be a lot of places why shouldn't gonna people should hung out with in some danger I shouldn't have stepped into, but you know that that's that
a part of the whole situation by the way you might emitted bigger mistake in Arizona knock out on it, exactly jug you're you're way
oh by the way, is amaze, it's insane sooner at me when I came in here to pat, maybe there's a guy named Pat Magee from Magee effects, dot com and I am he's a special effects. Guyana, very, very cool, dude
and I hired him to make an american werewolf in London replica for the studio
huge and it is fuckin, terrifying? It's it's real.
If I can say see the pictures they're on my twitter
at Joe Rogan or on my instagram, which is Joe Rogan, Exe,
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where the fuck is lying in a deep voice: silver bullet gels, that's gonna, ripple wine apparent
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make little tiger werewolf baby. Sadly, that's a tiger
its track is so vague. They wouldn't fuck that werewolf up man, tigers and no joke tigers are much larger and bears probably fucker.
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she hit em and then, when you laid on the road, another teenage girl other way random over and kill them
this breaking news that happened. What right? When we started a corpse was found in an elite who tells water tank people have been drinking water in auditing out of this water. They found it.
A body in there that's been in there for two weeks is a girl yeah.
There there had been looking for her where she from she from Taiwan, tourists thing in hotel where say Toronto
That's that's yet Canadians news, as this is death. Twenty one year old corner on what untrue
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and also now we know, there's one out there, there's a guy to kill the woman, so we have to figure out what this guy. What was the story before this authority at a herd of this girl? Oh yes, missing. Should she just one day disappeared? I don't know, I just got a tweet and weird: we descended the had. They had the guy get her into our water tank and I will tell us that was
crazy doesnt work that that would tower had something to do with the maintenance of photo who look at break
he's Colombo and this mother father? I am you're right, but totally or just understood, wearily so fucked up. You know when I,
We were talking about to change the subject little, but when you are talking about being honest and crazy at a great acting teacher, I think I can say his name because he actually talks about these really good teacher. He was American Vietnam for two tours he's seen everything you know and he was like one of the first great people that so they said,
in class. I always take less from seven to twelve. I also eggs. I love him. His name is Richard Laws, neither really special guy and he's got a great acting class.
Data. So much that I never see new yawn niggers yeah, because I don't put my attention on myself. I bought my attention out there, I'm not thinking about being tired. I don't focus on
the tea in there I wanted meaningless. I learn in Vietnam, watching when I visit
when the american we'd get shot allow times they go and shock when you get shot, you go
I gotta get shot and lot of the time will go would cause you to going to shock is also a notion that you get shot in your heart swiftly, really fast, your terrified, because you might die
you you go into that notion. The Vietcong they get shot
Riddick injuries and you could still interrogate them because they be putting their attention out there. They would immediately start focusing and their whole way of thinking anyway was they were,
if on a tree they weren't the tree so far,
Whatever reason they wouldn't go into shock is quickly. They would immediately
their attention on. You know something in front of them.
They weren't focusing on the wound. They said he
used to see that when he's a medic taken care of people who saw such a fundamental striking difference in the mindset between the vehicle and an american gee, I and he besought impressed with their ability to focus on anything but themselves. They were not part of this equation, however, small part of the equation that he used it in his own life. You know he would use this idea. He was tired or be no feeling sick that he would just literally put his mind over their off himself,
hang himself hourly on actually watch himself more through what he had to get done, but you probably get a lot more energy outages doing that and opposed to like festering on the idea that you're, tired, of course, which is, I was
found that the things that I detest the most and other people, the things on terrified to sing and myself and a person who doesn't know how to push through shit and get things done and just come on, come on get up just yet, do it giddy and get it dont get Hereford being that guy, I'm terrified and not gang shit. Yeah forces me to find it to be gross, and other people in right was like
things it scares me about them. Taking a wrestling out of the Olympics are worse yeah.
Created all the Olympics, they and the fact that it's not me
in every high school? I think
some real lessons to be learned that a lot of people
never gonna, learn and
Lessons are how to get through difficult shit, how to get to the physical difficulty in doing things.
As which a lot of you are avoiding. You get a more bow
Mastery of your own mind and that's a fuckin, important aspect of being a human being people skipping
step diverse, given that I agree it can.
Fuck you in the long run man. I can give you the extra push towards saying something stupid. I can give you the extra
bad energy to take a well. You know, look to get good at anything. You know looks take wrestling or digital an example. If you're
If you want to get good you better work away or bad at you better work into things, you're bad, you can't go in there tat people out with that, set that you constantly no
guys that are working on stuff there, not good at organ. The surpass you did. You just learned that the hard way, if you, if you're, not careful and having everything, is
why you know you better. You better work at what you are there
you gain a lot of leather times. I'll tell you, you know you about an music, better musical instrument, learn how to do
something what I like about doing plan the drums. I gotta learn how to do for different things with which each limits really difficult to do
I gain a lot from just the practice in the stretch of trying to learn how to be have all four limbs doing something independent. That's that's really interesting time. It actually choose.
Just my whole mindset. I actually approach things very differently for the rest of my day. It's really weird again explained our define how, but it does make a difference. What think, when
take on new activities your mind when it starts concentrating on some new thing, whether its playing drums or a new game you're trying to master what
fuck, it is when you're mine gets really enthusiastic about things. That starts trying to figure things out working towards an
achieving like little girls, you get invigorated yeah. It's us,
wing of invigoration whenever you pursue anything that you find to be fun. Eighteen, I find to be stimulating, but the real thing is like everybody's,
de of what stimulating is different. Just is tat in
The real problem is like that. Poor kid is fuckin. Dad keeps push them in football
you really want a dance mean little band ivory. The best dancing car
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Nobody wants to be a ballet dancers. An amazing, ballet dancers, incredible dancer as follows: like ballet ballet
like, I can't believe you so angry
My son's gonna do power, not a mile. You know it's just a disaster for him, but that's what he is he's a fucking ballet dancers, rabies
How to find out what you grow, where you groove is what you groove is plain
goes back to the truth. What is your truth if you're tragic, if you try to avoid it, you're gonna get yourself in some you're gonna be on anti depressants.
You can have the mask that that that should just do what you're. It is amazing that there's no one has ever come out with a really effective guide book on how to live life in a
zestful direction like eat. No one can ever tell you how to be successful.
And what is successful, to use. Not success was someone else, etc, etc. But
to teach you how to manage the whole big package. It's like the the
The whole idea of managing the thoughts in your mind is just missing from school. They still had to disturb laughing
why, when people are self conscious, like in my class, this guy richer lozenges acted that somebody with Hick. Whenever I like this got, this guy was like embarrassed that he'd done some
So I'm just embarrassed by them. I my teacher goes. I did he pay, I fucked a pig,
I don't want to get yeah. I thought the pig
written about it right now. You don't think that's embarrassing.
I'll. Tell you everything about myself. I fuck the pig when I was a kid how about that?
and every just stop nearly well. You know what have you got to admit that I can be agony, admit, fuckin, anything and it just
liberate you, wouldn't like somebody who's, a leader and a group as hey guys, guys guys in case you guys that can ever they stop acting like a fuckin puritan, because we're all pretty fucked up in an I'm the most blocked up bang, you know, so I'm not. There is a point that but which is kind of piggy back now, you're trying to say which essentially-
you know, just just whatever you're fuckin truth is just
be honest with yourself, maybe with a couple, your friends and then just fucking. Follow that I'm not saying Fucking Korea, that that takes a long time to find
you know, and everybody feels like water if you ever try to like things that other kids light
give it a shot like when I tried ridden Deasey comic books, accurate. I collected trains her like ten minutes housing up. I would have a trains that I guess trains are cool. I tried reading these add a couple of massive couple: Superman's my who is right in this lame pills. No shit did. I was so hard for marble. I did the exact same thing. They are by the exact same like Batman. Comic is adjusted Verlag due to enter DC. They like live with them. If they are ready to shoot themselves, will highlight corner allies, Conan the werewolf and end the hawk those.
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What movie, where were always on eyes, set a marvel,
one
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well. I shall like the by read the Batman Series, the original one, the dark night, serious, pretty good the whole
depending on who was the one yeah there's a kite buckled werewolf.
Werewolf by night. Yes, that's it
and I remember that you really bring me back holy shit. I can't
that I completely forgot about this. I've read some of these. I had to give up my entire comic book collapse, oils poor when I was trying to become a sense of community- and I have this
fat comic book colossal. Then I had do for food yeah. I was so those there was an we
swear ice squeak by air and I had to get rid of some shirt and a handsome some decent comic books. I had comic books I collected from seventies from when I was
started collecting them. When I was like seventy years old, I lived in San Francisco. I would go to these. They have comic book Store Nathan, Sampson yeah from eighty seven to eleven.
I have to San Francisco the first why my parents met in New Jersey and my dad's kindly Psycho used to be a cop crazy. My parents had split up so my mother met my stepfather and I think the illegals could the vulgar manner and so was the first four displacing girls
this guy, so from eight eleven and copper frayed, seven to eleven. I lived in San Francisco so why we lived there and San Francisco is a trip. Those are the first place where I never done any sort of performing de la magic show.
On fishermen's wharf NOS eight years now, you're gonna, magic kit, Christmas them like I'll make some Lennox had seen all these people do these things to make money. You know they would do like world
like street before so just decided, it would be. A straightforward has, like eight goes, to show how much my parents are watching me,
he is safe. Congress, real dangerous, but
take that money and by comic books. There was a budget that colleague bookstores back then, when credible they had, there was a whole series of comic books called creepy, an eerie, and they were all these like really well drawn black and white, like dark, dark comic books about really fucked up shit where
wolves and vampires, and I'm not gonna shit and I just would collect those- and I had so many is really really weird like subculture member, like anything you like, if I ever walked into roused me, mad tv out, you know the first years. Nobody will never get recognized if I walked into any comic book store anywhere in the country. I would get recognized like there
who was watching Mattie the guys who own comic book stores and gradual, hung on the planet,
Maybe you could have a mad magazine you mentioned there was like you could like break it down like that, like how many people in complex stores eliciting what percentage of Cholera bookstore people are into
what is the real demographic? They would like to do
this imagining you Joe, like your dad tucking you and at night as a kid in his dislike masters, exists. I'm gonna give you nothing's real fuck, the moon good night
every night before he could of teaching.
What are you talking about? I was just thinking I was taking the view that, taking you know, that's not really accurate assessment at one time in there wasn't really while talking. Then
when'd, you actually right there
What could I want to remember? It comic books
starts to exist, or have you been an lightly nervous? Yeah? Not what I meant was Sunday. Mrs there was nothing else. There is no internet back. I've known throughout comic books is how you got em. They had comic book buyers guides and shit. It's fun like which ones you try to get hold of near, like old, comic books. They would sell these places. They had some of them behind glass and really Speciality Ashley S ensure unsurprising around a comic book merited a comic. I was thinkin about severe that there was this really good at getting into fond
with them like like they were so like us, Aphrodite or something, but they dislike. If you're in love with somebody, you never want to kill him you're completely putty ineffective as free spanner.
I do so minor, give to a girl that later I found out life. She was using for her heroin and not in abortion, which I thought it was for. So you thought I was for an abortion. Should
Heroin yeah make no, she was buying heroin. I thought she needed money for
So I saw my coming for collection and in about two years ago
Do those twelve step things her? She, I d like get earth get eyes come up.
People and you know, get there. What is it like apologize to
and so she did say that to me like look, I was a drug addict guy. You know it wasn't an abortion
you have talked about before yeah. That's right, you did now thinking about, remember,
crazy man, gonna, haven't Lombard, Leland Phobia, weird feeling tat. I did it grows a coca validated or a couple times wasn't lying along thing. I found it out,
as you said Sancho cause. I find I mean really. This is that when I was in my twenty, I didn't make my sense of screwy. People was not nearly as good as it is tat takes time. While you have to learn. I trust yourself. You know
that's true, that's it to you. You can listen to ignore your first impulse, like cabbie Bina. I actually like. I think I would use to give people the benefit of the doubt too much and, as you know, the little bit
cynical amino, we're gonna good. Why I'm here a great guy, and that is Europe in your main issue- give people the benefit of the doubt tat. You had one.
Come to be something different than they are you would like create. I am
and in so many ways now that's not what they are this year, not write you a unit. I've had some funny moments.
Why would have saved a lot of time and money a lot of time and money? If I just listen to some of your observations about people,
But then you wouldn't be you. You know I am nothing was humanitarian. Nothing was too bad. I never made any huge mistakes. We are going to go. You look fine, but I was right. It is didn't. It is shocking to me that you didn't see outs.
I got you don't see that this guy is like what we would do you hanging around with these guys. This is a wreck. Your years, gonna pull you and some crazy,
situation were someone's going to jail, someone's how's it going to catch on fire? What are you doing right? This is indeed Keyser good guys like that fucking
good God. What are you crazy? You use
had a blind or on, and I think it was probably did not get to deeper crazy, but I think this problem,
Does you had a bit of a blind IRAN as to your own self? Then you didn't see
yourself? As honestly? I think, as you see now yourself now here now, I can imagine you hang around within it
not only to align the wooden wooden exist on its iron yeah in all this shit that you had to do was that there was also a thing of when you first came to like when you are on television, unmanned tv,
I think you were trying to like manage like
when a show business career, LE yeah like this, is how do I do that? I was actually american trying to mimic other people watch how he would be here
and I like- I guess I gotta do that, like you know what you are also a really enamored by the people there were in and you wanted to be liked them like one. I think that was
kind of crazy. I wish we had some of this on film when you first worse,
stand up when I met you when you're doing mad tv, like you, this wild, crazy dude and then you
go on stage and you would be like like real like observer
national air? I allowed myself, you know, that's that's! I was thinking about that. I'm beginning to park gases as
That's that's because, in my opinion, when you're younger you actually
There's a lot of mystery to life like you actually think that
Their people know better than you do that you're impulses and your instincts are actually wrong and their appeal
out there that have the answers, and so, like you know, when you're in a room with a bunch of fifty year olds in suits that you get
dazzled by the notion that these people, no more than I do because they ve lived more and stuff like that, you get older, elsewhere, yeah and you get older and what happens is especially if you ve been getting better at something
learn kind of had I had on how to get really good at something
what that takes. You learn that to recognise the peaks in the values and the plateaus and stuff. I then, what you realize that accomplishment, the things that you have admired through your whole
That's not a mystery aids.
I don't care from sitting next to Robert Deniro or some big scientists. Now, whenever I like what they do in their accomplish people, how they got there, how they got there,
is not as much a mystery to me anymore. They did not its
can. I have my own journey that I'm proud of I'm doing my own version of what I do so I can have a very good
conversation with a surgeon, for example, here
set of skills. I have a set of skills. We chose to do different things, but I'm not odd or in
in our ort, intimidated or in mystery of how somebody can be so successful quarter, because that's no longer that's no longer blinding
has linked to me- and I think, when you're younger
you are just thinking to yourself. I am really ultimately somebody who has a lot to learn and I need to mimic mimic what I
what looks to me like success. Success yeah yeah. Well, I think we all do that in the beginning, and you are just trying to find your you you're footed onstage. Look, it's not easy thing to get to become a standard comedian or to given accurate representation of how you're funny off
stage in a goes to explain this to some of the other day. Who has friends that want to be a comedian, and she was
saying well, they can't do it. They can only make people laugh that no
they can only make the friends laughed like onstage they'll be fuckin, terrible,
yeah. Maybe now you say that, but that whatever the fuck it is, that allows a person to make a bunch. People laugh sent thing into tat, your home, that crap, you gotta figure out how to transmit that on stage, but it is exactly the same little if a guy's funny off stage. I have
so many people that they should become acts like do you could do this step? Most awesome is job ever you ever want to be eager. Do it? You trust me to do it and
If you have ever actually listened, but it's it's at now now, after all this time, like the other day, when I did that
awesome show with you in Vegas, where dominating worth three thousand people as it was. It was so I thought my seminars on stairs. I go. You know, I feel as though I'm what are the way, I'm speaking and what I'm doing, I would be doing this for twenty people.
Or in my living room or these three thousand like that line starts to really bore, and that was what
that was kind like you know, you're up there with tat many people, but it still feel somewhat intimate. Well, these crowds of very different than any other three c, gradually aware of one mind in such racy because of this podcast we
when people I think, when people come to see that they know you from the podcast, they fuckin know you pretty damn good. I mean they there that my best friends and yeah I've
and what's dissected everything and you ve dissected everything about your life, almost to the point that none of these guys, just like a couple sentence and I've told a lot of personal should on this package of settling down but whereby, as we are in need, know that just so Rance of you and I talking that have been put to music and images on Youtube, some
life, changing shit, I've had people tweet Mimis their watches video a hundred times. Every time
and it makes me more enthusiastic about life and more energetic about getting getting things done. So when you do
The crowd like that. You get like this massive positive vibe from all these people. Mediaeval, when their drunk
bags is like does only a couple of and their fine. I mean we ve got a couple Healy Yell, some shit up at its always fun man, it's their Diana glass. Very rarely do we have a negative moment in any of these shows you have raised because you're involving alcohol and thousands of strange we use them or we would like it first when I got to know how many people show up. You know- maybe it's two thousand, we you stuck out, though, like
quarter of that are Reno is for you and holy shit like what the fuck there all the way up the bleachers like the top. Yet unfortunately- and I apologise veni- you are part of that- the people there were at the highest level. They had a hard time here-
Apparently this a bit of an echo like way with voice. You know it doesn't carry the way a club does and
because of that we're not gonna. Do that room anymore. I'm trying to find a like a real closed in space, the the acoustics
places that large mean
The ceiling is so high that when you're up there, I guess people have just had
Edith came to see comedy shows like that because, like best like the blue collar tourism like Santa pretty,
they get sell out that whole place. If they sold out that arena, the people on the top areas probably have a hard time here in them. Unless they,
at the sound differently for comedy show. If I said I did last Eddie Murphy and I realized tat. I heard no problems,
The blues Nazi Swann
problem is the house of blues. Is awesome, love their place? In fact, I would prefer it, but they don't have it's all seated
so all those people around the bar or our standing, and they are just start talking. It's always happens, and I would do it
I like that they now. I know you know, but I don't think the heart
You said the placing the hard rock the when I introduced clay just start doing weaknesses,
we need to come up with a new place, because what I try to do is do it wherever the fight tsar, but MGM doesn't really had a place except that comedy club. They they have the comedy clever the M Gm. But that's it will you know Brad Garrets comical. They always have like somebody this down there and so like three hundred seats, but the there's no less.
Eighteen hundred cedar, there's no like nice room that I could write their in those nights like we used to do.
The Lion King Theatre, that was bad member within our Giorgio Sucralose First party. What is at issue here?
from ancient aliens with the wacky hair sweetheart of a guy he's.
Is really until like the ancient alien theory, the idea that we were visited at one point in time by some intelligent beings from other planets top people how to build cool shit, interesting
probably guys. I bet they meet their even I just never
can you and your proof is well,
this there's none. But now,
there is some unique aspects to ancient man. An ancient civilization sat make those theory so juicy one of them being places like macho p.
To our teacher needs. Is this a few specially march a picture which psych way that fuckin top of some mountains somewhere and that, like they tried for your half acting at these rocks up here, these things are going.
Huge and there's there's some amazing stuff in Peru. Gigantic stones that are like caught to fit
the perfectly the stone, neither you talkin about hundreds of tonnes stacked on top of each other.
Mean just an amazing phraseology. Sharing this reaction. We don't know
they did it but doesn't mean it was aliens most
likely, in my opinion, whenever I look at stuff like that, did the preponderant of evidence
The mass amount of evidence points to their had do have
in at least some levels of sophistication off on a different branch, the varied from
we are today and what I mean by that is like save you look at life, you look at life.
Organic life all over the world. There are
different animals in Australia, that just don't
this year in America, this kangaroos and shit. You look at Africa with lions and TIGERS in Asia, and you look at all these different animals. You look at all these different possible
eco chains and possible systems of what
couldn't couldn't have been and then
you read all these different stories that you hear from all the ancient
civilizations they would talk about a cataclysmic disaster that wiped out an earlier.
Advanced similar slide of today. All talk about that the epoch of Gilgamesh in
Babylon and in Iraq, the the Bible TA
about it with a flood and Noah theirs. They that almost all of them deal with a massive history changing event.
And most likely it looks like that was meteor impacts around thirteen thousand years ago. There, finally more more evidence that there's this new,
clear glass we talked about. Yesterday and I'm not gonna go into detail with today, but there's a glass that exist at this, the strata around too
thousand thirteen thousand years ago, where the entire, like all throughout Europe, smashed by us
by these media saw talking about religious tradition, has a story of a great flight of Andalusia, and when you look at
things like March, a peach you you look at all these ancient structures. It's attitude to me. It seems very likely that there is different.
Inches of intelligent, civilised
and some of them go off and become Egypt at the same time where other people
thousands of miles away in Africa are essentially live in the same way they lived a thousand years ago and then boom Egypt
have pyramids loving, and there is a book that one puts prize that I've talked about before called guns, germs and scale and ensure a diamond actually talks about, for example, will in China of one of the areas where language written written word was at its when and also in the fertile Cresson, Babylon Koona form. Like writing. First time there is a language it was written enough of it, whereas they
the aborigines of of Australia were still living in the stone age when, when the Brits came to us, why?
lot of. It can be traced to the fact that we learn from each other societies, the Yang
in the Yellow River and China brought information.
Both sides, that's where you have a huge area that speaks one language manner in which is incredibly some see. Nowhere else
so so so much of what we like the fertile cresson, the area of Turkey and Babylon things. I doubt that enable grass dead animals, you could best domesticate NED Ned ways to get around the topography allowed you to share information, so one group would come up with a
in innovation, technology, a writing formal whenever and also the fact that they had farming that creates and resources, and so that's it
the reason why in a basically basically says, why are some civilization so much more advanced and others here? Is the recent riots with a book, so its frontiers
all sorts of different environments in the world and is all sorts of different bountiful resource areas where you can exist
subsist off the land fairly easily leaves room for innovation and in a place.
Like Peru and might have been like Lasher, it's much more likely that than people came in from unifying the Andes he talks about had was when we only places that they had domesticated animals. You could domestic lamas. What that means, when you can
SK in animals like that, you can move huge thing, huge, their lamas rumble, rightly strong, very strong are easily the domestic exactly they make actually really good pats, Jack and move huge things. The there
there was arable land is about like hundreds of tonnes. These things are so goddamn big its.
They had to have been advanced civilization, but it
real possible that they could have been an advanced civilization without any help from aliens? While they certainly said the lad areas, also in guns, germs and steal that area had written was when they went on places isolated from anything else that create its own written language while so part of that was because they could, they re tulip air that did they were able to grow corn and things like that and you couldn't.
Subsist over the winner of the wood, the climate was somewhat more might take on. It is not that that disqualifies the idea of us being visited by alien life, I dont think it does, but I think you have to look objectively. It like it is
for sure isn't a massive feat of accomplishment that human beings built the pyramids. It's so who,
ever, did it whether even if the aliens helped us holy shit, what a fuckin building you know I mean that's that exists. Ok, no one's taken that away, but it is it is it
the ball, that at some point in history, something
came down and in fact, with the genetic,
of lower animals and tried to cry.
Some intelligent being their dna. Of course, that's possible to its not likely
But it's very possible. We are already taking probes and put putting them on Mars. We think about where we are right, technologically and we think about what we just talked about about environments,
where there's a bounty of resources and where you can innovate and where you
maybe you're in a situation where you dont have a predator situation like humans have had most of their life and
you, you're able to develop much quicker without any worry about predation, so
innovate much quicker in your living on this planet and you're a thousand million years more advanced than us, as this planet doesn't get hit by asteroids, and then you come and visit and you fuck with monkeys and make make people
and then disappear and leave them what their stories and then they repeat their stories over the camp fire and is each generation goes on. They become more and more preposterous where
twenty generations later this this store,
involves a dude coming back from the dead and walking on water and people were added their own bullshit to it. But one point time it was an alien who came down fuck. What some monkeys and made people is entirely positive way when they they talk about the universe being infinite, like the theory is that it's actually infinite nets. Nobody gets
you know I'm. In other words, I don't get well what that actually means that that that ain't, that, if its infinite
what's happening right now between you and I has happened in another world because that's what the notion of infinity is that any power,
stability mathematical possibilities already has already happened, areas happening. We can we can't even robber heads around the infinite like there?
other universes, not you talk not just one other universe, but another universe where you have
The exact same lie, because that's the mathematical gas, because it so big that every possibility exists. That's like the the wooden physics when I say a chimpanzee considered a typewriter and its possible. If that he would just citizens are hitting. It is madness,
we possible, but I'd like a great book right right, all Shakespeare's. What's portion the idea that leader who took a bug in its they say
Why did you take her bottle through to the ground and a scatter, but there is
mathematical possibility when you throw that above the ground. There's a mathematical said that all that it'll scatter in in what direction in the same direction, it was simulated sort of come right back together. That's a possibility that a mathematical possum
the earlier shit, yeah, there's so many variables,
that's it we're lost their lives and it might not happen in a billion universe. Yes, but on one that takes place on one. You flip
goin lands on its side a hundred times in a row
there's somewhere that that's possible. Is it possible that it could land once in a row? Yes, then, in there is a world somewhere where a man flips echoing on a table and lands on its side, a hundred times in a row and everyone seeing it as a fuckin heart attack, and then the building is hit by a meteor.
All, she had happened and that something that we can. We can understand that we have this like really sort of abstract idea of infinity. When you look up at the sky, you can look at all the stars, whilst real pretty nice
you run in the house as quick as again, if we have to think about it to my butt,
How big is that media that had not been eg? You know what the biggest peace they ve got from. It is seven millimetres so far why two largest chunk they recover that that
That's have also just disappear. Like tongue, goose, gotta, turn goose girl. They believe it probably exploded before an impact.
It exploded in the sky above tongue, goose girl, and that's one of the reasons. Why wiped
such an alarmingly large area
was bigger than like Africa. How many nuclear bombs to a few times
while the Tesla maniacs all think that that was Nikola, Tesla fucking with his death row,
because it coincided with run the same time that Westinghouse was aiming to.
Down his ability to project electricity through the air, so the real, crazy, tenth Tesla tinfoil hat,
people believe that was him using you write a book about him. He was like a few books about it. Yeah raising the great genius, we're item it. What was his while? He also died penniless. I mean he wasn't a smart guy when it came to finances and being taken advantage of, and he also was in love with a pigeon
he was completely fuckin crazy, but it was also responsible for more than a hundred patents.
A brilliant, brilliant man me. He created a lot of an incredible inventions and believed that it was poor.
Possible to receive signals and ideas from other dimensions. He thief believe that he was. He was able to retrieve signals from from until intelligent beings in the universe.
Those signals as a problem- and I think a guy who has a mind, that's that
insanely supercharged, I'm talking about a guy who did that yours,
display that they put on the world fair.
First time they showed electricity to
name lit up this entire town, the World Fair or wherever the fucker was Chicago, or something like that. I have incredible
but you have to see it but pull up the pictures, Brian outrage, but World Fair, Tesla, electrons, electric display cause to fear.
To let people know how credible this was. He me
the guy who figured out alternating current in
Thomas Edison result resisted all of his ideas in it not having this eight there's direct current in alternating current, we heavy. We have both right Ac Deasey,
the alternating current. The idea behind it was that your electric shaver doesn't need as much electricity is your fuckin car does?
You're, Plugin, you're, gay, hybrid car and I say gauge energy wind, don't hate plugin in your
fucking prayers galaxies. Are you really wouldn't which, when you get it, I'm getting the new hybrid, but it's a bad askern son of the union, the less for sixteen? That's the shit. I think it's, for it is the only one or two thousand have big one border as big ls. It's a fucking luxury living. I can't riding around its the quietest car ever inside them, they're so insulated there than in their affair
plastic piece of electronics and are nearing the way they absorb bumps shocking,
he'll hear you run over bomb since, like nothing, the whole frame, or rather their whole suspension, just gives in the perfect amount and each wheeled to keep the car balanced. When that that that, by the way, it really saves you energy. During the day when you arrive mass axing massive massive,
feed of engineering that this, the lack, Lexus LS for sixty h, I think you're talking about its four hundred plus horse power.
I bread, beautiful, fuck,
and the new one is even dope or looking there were.
New desirable that will arise. You see that picture in the top, not not the top left, but the one you're, the one you were right. Yet I went to the to the right. The black and white went above it. Look it yeah, that's what he
that was his his his accomplishment of lighting up the guy yeah. This is
that had never seen electricity before there are used to walk around with fucking candlestick, and this guy lit up this huh.
Oh area is at Chicago. That word is scary, easy man and me this was. I think
I want to say nineteen.
What was it now? Eight nineteen I was using internet diving. I just guess, though we know brand can't read
that's fine Tesla world, if you, if you could sit down and talk to three people who they re he'd, be number one really yeah yeah he'd be number one number to be: Johnny Cash really fucker,
when I hear some stories, man Johnny Cash did, though the dying man it isn't really out there doing it doing, shows every night, fuckin, bang
now songs and drinking whisky and taken pails punching people. Fuckin next get the car next town home
a big Walking Phoenix fan, but even I enjoyed his me. I became I was a big walking Phoenix managed to change that. I was
I loved him and gladiator, and but when he became like that fake,
poor guy, and he did that whole thing for Loki Year. My come on man. What the fuck he's got bored in eighteen, ninety, three, eighteen, eighty three was it really? Yes,
holy shit eighteen only through while, but but he played an awesome. John,
cash. I mean he, finally that, partly due to bad ass actor, I just thought that I mean I should even said like, because it's not really true. It's just that. That hope thing he did worries like pretend to be crazy, like why? What are we seeing your time with this work, the you're doing a fake document
were you friends whose allowing unity? Let me see what your pals commit. Yet that's a product, the valet too. That's a strange kind of weird,
like pretend to be a loser and fall balanced agents, shit like what the fuck you do, you're the guy gladiator demanded a lot of drugs, and yet he getting it s. Who else does
scatter idea
I think that idea of the kind that are good for you and I think he Lightweight Quays bills and blow and yeah. That's no good man
That's not the shit for you. I don't know what I've heard
I don't know I don't. I walk him. If you listening, I'm that's. Why no wonder you have in isolation? Take
I need to get isolation, do have I've only dynamic of Venice. This conversation with dunton- you really don't if you wanted, was a livid ministers, but he doesn't have any more familiar and unanimously way moved slowly. Checks should be drawn to him irresponsibly, less Hollywood shut up, shut up Brian you're fuckin, really everything you're ruining every day. You really should begin in one on a regular basis, and I'm not I'm here, I'm sick of trying to recruit my fans. My friends, rather, why do I say? Look as it creates a good way by Wilma Free is a good report. I think that it's one of the most important things come. I think it's one, the most important things for relaxing toward the most important things for like resetting your thinking
to being away from anything. I do being completely alone when your thoughts without
body, even interfering had a conversation with dark last night, dug its doing so well
he super had become and thus to Columbus, we'll have a good time him laddie, ankle, Cincinnati, Islanders, Ohio, yeah March first, where the task Theatre in Cincinnati and then March. Second, we are I'll stay Alice, loud Columbus. Yet with group supersize, app house, theatres, so fucking beautiful
It's amazing, feared when those where you just sit there and look at how amazing the play. I love Columbus. I haven't been there since I did talking monkeys in space, which
is my two thousand and nine special I did at the southern theater in Columbus and I had the time of my fucking life. I live.
Don't you know: life, the billiard, the beasts,
first, if tat count all my work ever its you're gonna be dead some day, I'm gonna be done some day, that's my first cd and then life in the belly, the bees, not so good
and I was busy doing too much shit and I took a lot of time off then got really into it again. So you don't like two thousand to two thousand five, as when I did my show TAT Special Joe Rogan Lyra. Does that originally for Netflix
and then two thousand six was shining Happy Jihad, which is a cassette.
And there are two seconds: sidetrack, etc. It's a lazy rector, a recording on plaster,
C d, rather not visual at all, and then talking magazine space, which was the one that was on
by tv and calmly central and then life in the Tabernacle
those excellent unsexed, yeah
and I'm having such a good time. I haven't
so into creating new material and fuckin around on a day such as long as such a good feeling. We got that's exactly how I feel unjust writing new stuff and
and holding it and watching it grow it so much fun with that's. It is if there is a certain amount of attention you really do have to give a bit before you. Let it go and put it on special, an unfortunate
sometimes I come up with a bit and not done yet again.
On a special- and I saw tat I now. I know that I have so many like guts. I got sick, so many things I am, I circumcision bit that's on my last special. There was a really recent bit.
Really recent before for man, I had to put it on their because when it went so well with everything that I was talking about, but then, of course, as soon as I put it on, I've got some new tag lies
I just hang for it. I just wanna. Maybe
have underlined. Unjust excited this little honest I've ever been to with my expression, like I've, never been this
I think the colony is one of those things like almost
everything in life like being a human being where's, the more energy put to it. The more you focus on the more you try to take corrective steps and enhance and improve the better it gets.
Feel like I'm better now than ever before. I really
feel like I'm a better at times in I'm feelin it more. It's like! I'm
do it more, it's I'm so happy that I'm involved in doing something would stand up comedy and I could tell anybody. That's it there's whatever you do, what he may cabinet, so you'll love, fuck and fixing cars whatever that fuckin thing is that that
gibes with you that really hits your
aberration than tuned into your frequency? If you find that you know,
work any more rice workings D.
No, no! My work is fun. I wouldn't last night for free. They try,
pay me at the last act of might get the fuck out of here Jamie. I wouldn't. I didn't want to sign as paperwork and liked and audio keep that money bitch just because I'm just data fuck around somewhere there, because it's all fun thing to do not like here to punch to Clark, give me my fifteen dollars. I've been going there a lot lately due tomorrow, show Lothar I've done it a few times once you get your own jewish night there. So we can circling
I know I was here and I would be into doing that. Maybe one night we could do that James out as it could produce a great. He does more for charity neighbour that here we are, that he's a sweet on that guy and it's a great fuckin club. I buses balls all the time. I always have buddy because
Do you remember when Paul Mooney come to my club and wants to see the end word? And I say nobody you get here.
Crazy with the inward wearing Michael Legit, I was there that night, I didn't see it. I left communists were back in those days, the commonest all fuckin taken their video and released entirely themselves. Like a riches. Wasn't you know? Indeed, he was trying to stand up and he had never done stand. Above all things was not funny. Well what
and was he's not good at it, and he made a mistake. He thought
you get away with something any went down a road and it didn't work. You know, but the people who try to pretend
It was like him running up to some people and shouting racial slurs at them. Unannounced, it's not like that you're talking about.
He was interrupted during a performance and he tried to find a way out of it and he's very unskilled in this particular
art form use very angry and he was also in the latest. It was us
guy and still is a guy who's, a very successful famous guy who's probably used to people treating him very well and not really used to young black eyes. You don't give a fuck who he is and say he sucks and truth, and he was so infuriate that here,
point of view immediately went ratio. I mean,
he went right for the jug you'd be hung upside down with a pitchfork in your ass, a scientist, and while I am it well, it's it's ridiculous cannon. Asshole leaks. Are you not erases you're an asshole, those people that get that gig man and you ve had that gig that tv gig? You know you have to go to a lesser extent. Then Michael Richards, of course, did Michael Richards
He had it when he was on. That said, for nine years would have the how it is that guy was a God, Michael Richard
your cream or severely every was so excited to be around it already went.
Everywhere he went. People were opening doors form and getting on things, and he was allowed to be that sort of goofy guy. Well, when the party ended when Seinfeld ended, then it's Michael Richards on his own okay. So what does he do? We try to do said com, it doesnt work, so he says he's gonna start doing stand up, but you
to have ultimate humility to be already famous and then try to get good economy that takes
fucking balls. You only person. I've ever seen put off is Charlie Murphy, Charlie Mirth,
The only guy I've ever seen get good from being an open micro, while famous LAO Tat he did it he's got balls. Do trolley. Murphy has fuckin ball
I love that yeah he's got balls, he would go up and it was large framework. You look so much like Eddie TAT. He was doing forty minutes late last year after he started doing Chapelle show when he had no previous experience whatsoever is closing, show what was he doing before? This has an actor. You has been an active forever, but out two to go as a Michael, richer.
Where your beloved is being hilarious, because everybody was writing your stuff Yoda bunch of
really talented hilarious writer running words in your mouth, putting the brilliant words your mouth and, as you know you you did. You kicked the door,
When you come sliding in your hairs, all crazy- and you say the awesome shit in everybody- loves you and then I'll sudden, there's nothing here and there
nothing and there's an stays nothin and you're gonna get out of here. I gotta do something and you start going to that.
Restore, and then you realize like, while this is your gear dealing with an in completely different artful.
That's like being a runner and saying I'm gonna go play football. Try! Psych! Oh Jesus! Now, isn't all these other obstacles and don't play football now that
it's all right. It's also pointed because would stand up your fame. You can be the most famous person, although get you through its even in L, a it'll get you five minutes, irreverence, not then lady and then and then the audience goes well wait a minute. This is,
and thou laughing people shot down. Yes, it's running right away that night, yet the most beautiful girlfriend with them. When I felt I would like to talk to her because she was there, we use dragging this girl to show to show this big, blue, big but girl in
what I have everybody said it was done, something that was probably
I probably I rhymes with Doc, yeah
I remember. I call it a night that happen just because I saw him at the comedy story. Like do he's gonna stage, he was fuckin going
were you with me when we read it who told us about it was Brent now he it was, who told us about it.
With his face reference year. Rather it was right out yet Brenner and went to the yes. It was brunners, he went to the laugh actor in, came back over
and you had seen is communist or set. I saw his canvas forsake. I called you because it was so ridiculous reading, agro and crazing a photo of him. Then I too,
did your me and I was there another night. If I did I'd done, I said, and he was on the next show swelling I was on the.
Eight o clock show you some ten o clock show, and I remember
I gotta statesmen. He I think he came on right after me
and I left I
SK designer unites I'd, seen above lunchtimes already as Tibet. Instead, I literally laughed and he was on state interview that girl was made good at what girl the girl
where that now, why so reared? If you ask me, I audition for him, and he was mean to me like he was he was rude. He didn't make
He made me feel uncomfortable and in the room like just by just being, I made a joke. Canadian laugh, and indeed I was just auditioning for a new suit com, and I never forgot. I just thought that was even there was a bad experience and I always had a chip on my shoulder, but how they got kind of
victims. So you know what a nice guy is. A lot of people are too, the ducks lot
whether the deck people have found out. Yet I wonder what he's doing now his hair, I a big house, worry
he'll. Do what does a guy like Kramer to shatter Bay ardor he's Kramer by the way forever right, yeah, like I'm, the fear factor guy for life, has Kramer.
What do you do you get a million a year out new? Now? U s ear! I saw I support on that, as well as some gaps in the other, the path and hopes and fears, and Macedonia with this was as disposal
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blow me now taken you? Are you that big house usually just shot?
and there was
so hilarious. He was defining what a crazy fucked up fake relationship is. You know you're in effect relationship. Just do your job and suck my dick. No, you have to keep making a harder and harder for me because he married amounts.
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with Russian can't see set up. That's like only allegedly access all tat. She could be a wonderful woman would marry a girl. Like you idiot. I know another guy, I'm not gonna, say spanish girl who take your you know: she's got a child with a guy interest, taken those videos and selling them online, while yes selling them to a website wow what an evil bitch you think evil and that's a mother of your try on its a woman who is, he had spent a bunch of money, try to get recordings for her to try to build her some sort of recording career, but by the way she probably felt fucking,
terrified sees a dangerous green. I ask your right by the way I just remembered. I just realized that thank you for saying. That is by the way they Simpson he's crazy, and he spoke in saying that what do you expect produce? She had to live with that guy? That was the first time, gentlemen, with em she's having a kid kid without yeah we're on a baby, exact, fuckin, screaming and yell, and I'm on our side, while in a certain certain
yeah I've already to go back on earth, and you remind me of oil- is old deeds like that when you fuck some chick from a country where they not doing so well, financially, you know what you're doing you know. You know you don't she's
you're, not it's done for you, but yet you still in the game viagra. What's going on for real what year you know, you're gonna have to accept that
I'm in balance and that sort of relationship and she's not going really be in a fucking you that much once she gets a kid from you. Just don't get money for me, I'm just tired. Listen! You come home, scream about the Jews,
Otherwise you can start riccardi, recording phone calls.
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bad ass. My thought apocalypse, those an amazing dispersion. I enjoyed it. I was really I think, he's m is we knows how to make a story. He knows how to structure and movie here he's.
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oh yeah lieutenant alive, something
then, to find out it's an actual movie with Jody fosters like what
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the closet and still play someone's wife, no problem and no one has a problem with that. If Tom Cruise
I'm not saying Tom Cruise is gay, but if Tom Cruise was gay and he came out the closet and
They want to do a movie where he was making out that shares our it's over. That's
That's reality added. I believe I mean I shouldn't say its reality, because
basing it on my own personal feelings of how it
although they would go down, it might go down differently, but I think that you know that the people who do pulling for politicians and stuff like you know that I mean you be amazing. How irrational voters are how finding out one little thing about somebody's pass can really swindle action. So
people are very you know. For the most part, people are pretty conservative in their ideologies. Yeah
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right for me, but you can be president. I think
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not sleeping near the most powerful man somewhere in the world. You're thinking
you're legacy. I don't know I didn't do it. I got fired. You know they are just be like J F K but, like you know, a twitter, and just like fucking, random girls and being the president like make it really pay
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but people keep your mouth shut and we may be.
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this a little overly complicated is a little too much going on and in a little too epic, but our democratic, so bad motherfucker. You believe him as a real spy like a real british intelligence age.
Who were agency guy, whereas, like there's, some of those bonds was like the fuck out of here. I did you believe Timothy Dalton. Now the fucker,
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animals like. You are double force. Guy, probably like a big CIA guy, I'm looking at him- and I said to his wife- I go. I M
His body, like he's, got no neck, really thick strong guy, and I was trying to get like what it takes to be a delta force gag as well
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when a glass and there's nobody- and, as I already made, is nobody nobody minute flight but
trapped in a helicopter my before it takes off again say like gonna Joe Rogan part here
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call me doesn't need sleep I'll say that much miles. I won't berytus. That's two things that, while the old shit I need right now,
a lot of Marines, but the Rhine main Craig. Britain reminds me of a hard dude like that when you like, you believe that he would be one of those
elite commandos, Slash, you know yet. Paramilitary, notably like he's, got hard skin and he looks just fuckin part like his guy. Do you believe it when he's taken ass totally? Believe you believe it? When he's a killer, you believe it. When is his hands or shaken he's, like a mean, obviously, two completely different sort of character than the Roger, more character
But if you won't talk about legal believable character, Roger Moors, almost like comedy, I remember they broke into the set whites where they they were filming.
Mon Footage and Roger Moors drive in his car cross. While there there
Member that
mean there's a lot like comedy and silliness Roger more movies that you don't get in the Danube. Craig one data craigslist,
seems like a real tell. Did I ever tell you about my body whose real bad ass, like special forces guy, and how many guys you know like that, how many of you have sex with cause? I don't know I mean I want we hire. You know I've one time, earthen, guys guy noise in the Rangers, I'm in a group of intergroup. Ah there's this club. I go to get together like this pictures of the prince, and so it is this this place system. This is like a shave me down the oil me up and I run through the room. I try to get to the other side.
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delta guys symbolise guys there always there are up in arms about gaze into military. Meanwhile, he's watching these guys, there are worrying the vibrant five so finger Susan, and they did they d like really must go shave their body with tattoos and and one guys to imports, while the other guy securing his hips he's like this is the most and they'll have like Trojan call signs. You know and the like and is like this is the gayest they gotta give velcro gear their bandanas in studies like you guys,
and be more homer. Iran, exotic girl, near you for a hundred miles. You all live in barracks, you never wearing shorts joys working each other out, you're always rolling pricing jujitsu is that this is the gayest. This is think that this is every game. Man's dreams like the homo erotic energy, in these in these bad ass groups, so thick using.
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author? It was a real that was James Bond. That was all that takes of jumping over the the crocodiles. Also, they really did the innate. These are all the different takes. They did wow
so they would have they do this trap, the crocodiles in place. They must have now running item. No, he gets Kai one point: there is, but one right after this one, I think it's caught. They all swarm around him come look right here. Oh my god. Oh my God
on all these things is trapped in place. Man see thereby
don't move in any direction. They can't go
left or right, they disorder strapped in place. He fucked
though we step ahead
oh shit, oh my god, it's fuckin foot
his foot is car- is like his leg is pointless,
is caught on the tooth. That's fucking crazy. They really did that. Dude stuntman have a really really fuckin hard lie. That's not that's it right. There show at the sight, was an amazing, that's fucked
There is a great movie says where a lot of fun I'll fucking back those are my blood or the internet. Try watched him now you you had an export. As my body, I said, what are you carry we're gonna weaponry. Niggers tells mainly goes you Nike air this night and I carry like a handgun, and I said, oh my go. Why do you why handgun Ngos, because I'm gettin fuckin taken alive when I mean like, was zero, stand and that do not taken me alive? That's why
what are you talkin biggest cause? I'm gonna shoot myself brow. If I run out of bullets, I'm not I'm not fucking. Let in any way take the you don't wanna bet you not take it and taken alive by those guys, they're gonna fuckin do bad shit. You say you kill yourself.
As you have very different job than I do have a very different fuckin life than you carry a fuckin suicide pistol with you when you're on mission. Will you, if you have that job done
That's you re out you're. Also, your reality is that you know life can stop. You ve taken it. Eventually,
lifestyle, that's the Delta guy said to me said you know I just too I was already dead. Like you said, you know, I would always kind of like you, gonna get that mode where you like, come I'm alright.
Die, so women earn. Did you have to be
that has to be a very strong possibility and yet to become the peace with it before you go on mission in a right as instinct,
It's a samurai words as we're warrior. That does warrior code. You know different kind of reality when the second stop existing. When you think that
Is it possible that we develop a society that literally has no more complex and murder mean? Is it possible to get to a point
where human beings exist, the same way, butterflies do or not of until each other in some ways in some ways, only only if we're being watched cards
in which we are here now
If we don't leave the house, because it seems that we are getting more and more, we can do you not believe our house, you get a worthy, that's good point. What is that Israel and I have a need for a grass and they have an innocent man, but is it dad or is it that we have to come to some new understanding about fellowship
understanding about how human beings interact with each other and never have that sort of sick.
Eight anger and animosity towards each other, because it's completely unnecessary somebody said Emily was Freud. Einstein had a correspondence where I sense it I'm I want. I want the world to be peaceful and not people not to fight each other and Freud said the abbot than no five themselves. I mean did that it Gresham Paternal themselves mean that that's a part of
the human animal, maybe, but maybe not necessarily lied about our he'll like if they were managed properly. First of all, I think this is a real issue with kids in this one thing that makes me crazy about taken wrestling Olympics is wrestlings good, aggressive spore, whereas people out it's beautiful sports good for kids, whereas you out gets, gets a lot of the exit.
Energy area system sea could think clearly that's a real issue with young kids because hormonally, it's like you taken them and you putting them on speed and putting them on steroids engineers sending them loose in the world with no no egg know of
Aren t exertion of this. This vehicle, no outlet, no, no outlet for end of Europe, a healthy young, seventeen year old kid. Your parties is pumping crazy hormones, mean I'd, get me
boner just driving a car, my they could get so hard, it would hurt me, DR and my computer,
you're you if you're not involved in something physical, so there's that and then this also management of the mind having people that
you really respect, sit down and ever conversation with you about life, because it never fucking happens to conversations that you have at school or you need to learn this. You need to remember this e to figure this out. They dont say you down and teach you how to manage your emotions sit down to teach you how to manage your interactions with other human beings and that there's more than one way to react to something and that reacting something in a positive way is not a sign of weakness. It's not at all, in fact, is a sign of strength and admiration. I can create lifelong friendships. I think that's a teacher that, because you are growing up all the bullies or the wrestlers, I'm here and there at a bully and attract team. You know well that that's what they support sport that it also might be. It attracted a certain aggression, certain gonna get, but that that that's what sport does
exactly. What's teaches you, it teaches you huh
to manage your emotions and I'll teach you that actually, the better you get it. Sport like Ratzinger, weathered boxing or that day
Those emotions that anger is action,
becomes a liability as you get better at some meaning the or that I was never a bully button. The moments where someone was intimidated them by me, and I reacted too in today's date they make me feel ashamed. You know
that's as a Marshall, artists and ass, a person who is striving to improve yourself moments in your past? Even if it's, when you are fourteen years old, where you exhibited we character, should make
you feel ashamed. Yes, you know and that's that's something they gets taught to you in with traditional martial arts, where there's a
lastly, behind your actions and a philosophy behind teaching you
Michel, Ardan out of war and defend yourself in how you should perform and in you know, in a dangerous situation under in an actual fight further for your life and that that's missing from a lot of
but this is there's a lot missing with kids today, where they're they're not brought,
in to this life do not brought through steps too
teach them how to manage their stresses. Man
their emotions, manage their friendships, manage this, that chimpanzee raids, its pumping through your fuckin veins, and you are a young man, no
addresses- and they just want you to suppress it and keep quiet and shut your mouth and put you took your napkin in and you just fucking, you want to go crazy, an ash on the table and run through a fuckin won't get out a house along its problem. Solving a lotta. It's like that. That's a large part of getting better at something is solving problems in a way in a lot of. It is also that we need to admire someone before us who is already done it and who is who is,
s advice from someone coach, a coach, a father,
an uncle of Father figure, installer man, a lot of kids need less the society. Society needs a fuckin mentor and I think, there's a lot of people that say that's what's missing in the idea of the president and we haven't really had a mentor and society since Kennedy. I mean a lot of people feel like a lot of,
presidents that we ve had been so obviously been puppets, maybe Jimmy Jimmy Carter. Well, how long was an hour an Atlantic in this book Republic, Lhasa, talked about before said that he said that the did the
problem with both bomber was. I voted for it because I thought it was a president of ideas. Here
They come in and changed the way Washington worked and unfortunately surround themselves with a bunch of people that were such Washington. Insiders that nothing changed an end, and that is part of his critique of Obama was the aid
I thought I was getting a guy who said hey
Washington's run by green and lobbyists, less change it, and and and did not stick to that, a grand,
idea that that getting that idea out to people and saying you know what the real problem is guys. None of this
you're talking about it's all about
this, the fact that money is corrupting everything we do and not tracking the well now we overcome doesn't Dracula people you have to.
President, like you said where who comes in whose a man of ideas grand ideas will would Kennedy had, above all, these
the guy's was speeches that would inspire dreams he had when he was.
Talking about putting a man on the moon when he was talking about,
that's the way our society should be free society and that we should not encourage or allow secret societies to exist the way he was talking about the flow of information.
In ideas like this was an inspirational man. This is a man
that was saying things while president that work,
inspiring a nation and work
spiralling dreams and Obama's not doing
Obama's reassuring, but he's not. Why don't Novi has it in I mean I don't know who he is at all you know I'm. I know that what we thought we were getting when he first became the president turned out to either be an impossibility by nature of the fact that the system is so far is doing its best to try to keep it
or you never really intend to do that in the first place and he's really just a guy who works for the big
well. He may be, might think that he's such a moderate human being a very middle of the road guy
in his sensibilities and his philosophy. That he's not radical idea. Guy he's, like you know, said he may not be
me just a guy who is who is more incident, keeping things somewhat cope, ascetic yeah, maybe
You know I don't know, but it's this world desperately needs
more than anything, you need a person of ideas and that in a week,
need a real mentor. We need some fuckin sixty year old, really smart dude, who can get
tv and and really stand up and say: listen. We
an issue with culture in general that we are acting on momentum, that we are one society interacting with hundreds of different societies, all of them fucked all of them
operating on ancient principles that are almost
impossibly applicable in today's society. With the access to information we have today, you can't have the kind of power structure,
is that we have in this country or in any country. When you are the access to information the people have today, because you don't need it. Tim Tim Ferris was talking about you know as new book that, for our chef is talking about how we remain Michael Pond said in his book dogs.
My group, also, you can vote three times a day by what you eat. What you put on your plate and one of these?
about Timothy, so optimistic in Vienna. The idea that hey you know a lot of farmers returned
we're a huge tracts of land, rather gonna go to big industrial farms or or we can.
We start changing not only the way we eat, but if we educate ourselves in the way we eat and we buy
locally and sustainably, etc, etc. We will then have a cigar
more people will be healthier where health care costs.
Mercosur, spiralling out of control, the more you educate yourself, the more you kind of an.
And his idea is all I gotta do- is get twenty million people to change the worthy and and re educate.
Well go based on the same government. There are. The real issue is always going to be. If we have a bunch of people that are controlling a bunch of other people and its illogical and that's
that's a situation. That is our right now. You can absolutely vote with your Dalia. I can change is, though, without setting a change with consumers having a changes with with the population.
They become more educated. It's what the root of the problem is yes and their behaviour changes. I don't think there will be the
Washington works on an incentive structure. There is an incentive to behave this way, finance, ok, so so that should be elite. You gotta middle ground away. Well, you d better better than making it a legal find a way to get around that law. Is they write? The laws
better than that lets figure out a way to take a profit out of
let's behave differently as consumers as the people with the real money, tax dollars and consumer dollars. Let's start
getting ourselves on, for example, how to eat what's wrong to school lunch programme? What's wrong with the way we feed? I think that's all
These are all great ideas, but I think it's not gonna change until people that grow up in this age. With this
access to information, this understanding of how everything worse, if they decide to be the next people and to change the way politics and government run
Soon we can work the people that are already in there that have been there before the internet does not change and shit.
Gonna steal from their steel from now to find another way to fuck p boring interest charge amount workers. The only thing
I'd say about we're, saying that that this book that again to quoted, learn Classic spoke as he takes on this question exactly, and he said that the real scary thing you have a lot of good people in Washington who
came with an idea of of changing it and he p.
Maps out how you get caught up in that web of of it be its becoming too
economy, its influence, any talks about how you impossible be a politician without being corrupt?
That is the argument. It makes this point and
is the machine itself has become so corrupt that that the even if your
good person and a lotta he's, he says he goes he spent all timing is to allow politicians are good people. They want to make a difference. You gets
caught up in the inn in the foot.
The system of cracks economy of influence that it's impossible, even stay elected and not before. I think the only way that that's gonna change is the people coming up have to change it
and the new people entering into the system have too slowly deviate from this. This the
that's been going on for as long as this country has been around its slow consists.
Movement towards corruption,
slowly twisting efforts
Ruth, more and more distorting the bill of rights, and we have to drafting ass andalusian right. It has to be that the people coming up recognise that there's just it's on the table now and it is much like running company.
You can run a country without being cut as well. It's gotta be possible. It's got
if it's possible for one person to indirect pleasantly with another person, that's impossible for all of us, interact pleasantly with with each other and then asked to be global
that. There's gonna be a way to eventually get to the point where there's no conflict armed conflict between human beings, it seems
like it's absolutely possible to avoid it seems like a generation or two of information away, I would argue we are moving in that directly are without a doubt Luton. Besides the fact
you're about horrible things in the news when they have as less violent, is modest localities
There's more visibility, there's more to eat! There's more than their more representative governments today,
then there ever have been known, close
anything are moving in the right direction and it's only been a couple of hundred years of real good access to information.
In order for us to truly understand each other. We ve got a red each other's works. We ve got to listen to each other speak. We have to figure out what is different between your life.
My life, and what what lessons can we learn from? You haven't lived myself,
Lessons are so apparent and available. Now that the the between
one year old. Did I talk to you today there so much fuckin smarter than I wasn't. Twenty one got access to. You know I always tell people go to ted dot com, for example, to go to TED outcome.
Listen to speeches. Building your mind, ITALY, Jews, woman's keys, are doing. I know them. They are, as they are way smarter than the people of our generation.
There there their reality is a different frequency than the people of our generation
everything's gonna change it. That's gonna change its guys, like Nude Gingrich are never gonna change shit that guy's solidified in that process of bullshit and he's like all,
Other politicians that are in that fuckin soup of it
its Obama or John Kerry. Are all these got? You you're in there
fuckin soup, it's too crazy. You can't fix! No,
but you think the internet using the internet is going to start. I guess it's gonna,
We should let a man that people be voting on the internet that reality
If you want reality, let people vote on the internet if they can figure that out of vague and figure out how to let people vote on the internet. The whole thing changes
long as they can hack it as long as it can.
Bullshit, as long as there is real accounting done.
The actual numbers, and we make sure that this is a rock solid, secure system before we enter into there's gonna be a way of doing this away to buy
things online everybody uses their credit card online, nobody votes online. Why is that? Because they can manipulate ok, they give manipulated, they can control it and they can control trends
you can change the whole game if all the sudden
You are allowed to vote online because then you, lady Gaga, could be fuckin present. Okay and that's real debts,
a joke, lady Gaga, could be fucking present for
from a real, no is fucked.
But more people would probably vote for lady Gaga than have voted for Obama because, like half the people in the country vote ever right side of this house,
the people, only one half of them voted for about. Well how my people, so that's more, would vote for. Lady Gaga is so important to educate yourself is like that wonderful, throw court. I see
men everywhere, a striking at the branches of evil. While none are hitting the route you gotta know
that's right and he had some great glancing rank. What you gotta know you gotta know what the root of the problem as and when you learn where this, where the head of the snake is there,
you can be more so proud of my being educated about that is very important new needs.
Where the head of it is otherwise just striking at branches in there
While the head is money in the head,
is also the fact that we're basic.
The same animals that were hunting and gathering thousands and thousands of years.
Go with all these crazy needs and this desire to be the alpha,
dominate or of of the earth, and we we ve
acted in the same way, every nation is act in the same way you get power, exert their power, control, more resources to try to move forward, but I have always done that always this is where, but this now is when ideas and and winning the argument is really
house. This is when you did. This is when a debate about ok. So if its money in politics or if its it, what does that mean
Does that mean now that that it's the size of government? And what does that mean, and does that mean you have to shrink government? What does that mean? How do you do that? There is a methodology to this, but these are worthy. Questions have to be answered and they have to be debated and thought about
and while the problem that is no incentive to shrink the government does not want to shrink the people who work for the de. I did not want less drug course not because it is going to be less de that's right and that that is a problem with big government and that that's that's
gigantic restricts our liberty than they did. What you know when you have a
meant that a part of GDP to do business as
I'm putting you have to have a pipeline in Washington because that's how you get taxpayers, etc, and who are these people are the people that really have passion for this. They really want change the world or all these people.
Got a job well and they once they got a job there subject to all the human emotions needs and greed and scary lying there really scary thing and Lawrence Isaac talks about and another bokassa them
one of the scary thing about the way what the Washington works now it has become its own industry, and what I mean by that is when you work on capital, hills congressmen, you,
spend six seven years making. Eighty ninety honoured Grand hundred and fifty grand a year, you know,
You do that for six. Seventy years your building contacts you take a short drive over to K Street, where all the lobbyists live, and now you are working for a lobbying firm and you
who have a role of
people. You know so you over there and you get a job in a lobbying company and they pay you five hundred six hundred thousand dollars a million dollars for your contacts, which used to be a senator or you used to be
a congressmen so now city by,
or some corporation comes you and says: hey you got.
Our contacts euro that we want to hire. You might
ran cause? You know everybody and washed, and you d spent eight years on Capitol Hill, so Work
we're gonna hire you as our lobbyists and we need. We need some influence in Washington and now you,
become us a senator or up congressmen. Now
necessarily to change things. You can come become because it's a very lucrative. It is a fact,
team. It's the fur
team to the majors and the majors is over. I K street as a lobbyist.
That's, what's happening, and that's why we have thirteen thousand five
hundred lobbyists working at Washington any any time? That's why the nine counties around Washington DC are there.
Just in the country, but they don't produce anything. What
going on man.
Going on is that it has become an economy of influence, and that
and Washington itself is big business. That's a problem
This is a huge problem and its totally completely unnecessary and the general countering its counter intuitive to progress, because you're only go so far with that system. That system is set up to help the corporations corporations are set up to make the maximum amount of money. Everybody go.
Do your goal: you're not gonna, move society forward, you gonna run into some bottleneck in that bottleneck, is either environmental or its culture or its financial, or they realize economy they set up, is really a fuckin sham and all falls partner, but its phasing out await line for bread. The
whole thing has to be stopped and you're gonna. Look at
human beings together have to look at each other as equal
As brothers and sisters as people, that could be your best friends, you now
No one's doing that you're everyone's you're unhappy change in consciousness. I'm talking about the the
the absolute potential that human beings have on this in this generation. I'm not talking about some areas that area internationally and I think, there's a reason why Garlic Depart show project so many people to listen to it, because all that wounds on science and whatever the result is a grand desire for consciousness, evaluation action for connection before for a better world. For this a grand is, I think, it's
happening around us far quicker than we have
have grass and realise that these trends are in place, so you Jerry you're, altruistic about the future man. Once we got past December, twenty first, those like the Mayans, I am optimistic as well. This is the best time future. My ever read your mind. There's never been a better time than this. Its elites of ripe with thuggery is also its nonsense and chaos, but yet it still
How can a maze? This is he's are incredible times and for us you know out of Melissa. Etheridge is correct, and if you really do create your own destiny, she may be correct, but we ve creed.
Fuck it amazing destiny. If that's true, you know
I mean we all have these incredible jaws were all having so much fun, we're all feed in off each other, whether it's, U or DSL Duncan, are Brian or or are we or the bird or any these people?
were hanging around with a joint each other's company. Together, we have
some strange energy going on right now, man and I think
that that is possible for the whole world. I think that its
possible for the whole world, it there's enough resources. If there's enough food and water, if there is in its possible,
the whole world to slowly but surely come together and work together. It's not necessary to have massive amounts of conflict, something very rarely becoming much easier to empathize and have a virtual exe
of what it's like to be someone. You see some girl in IRAN, whose protesting and she's dying in her father
cause she got shot by a sniper, and you see the look in her eyes. You as a.
And being go man,
persons suffering just like I am just because there are Shi Ite Muslim or whatever they might be. So there's this terrible circumstances in this life. This terrible situations is terrible environments, but this also humans and all these environments, all of them, and we have got a fig
out a way to let humans be aware that the richest and most rewarding way to live this life is in fellowship with other humans and its
It's not impossible to do. We're programme does
young people to think that it simply impossible that no one's ever done it before that, it's all just chaos and war and that's how the life is and that's it. You she's gotTA, Bihar Senator Willard mentality. It's not if there's two people they can get along and forty
looking at along and fifty people can get along the diffusion of responsibility that comes from hundreds of millions of people,
it is not necessary- and that is, I think, was changing because
through the internet and through communicating with each other. We are connected,
in a way that we didn't feel connected before were the three hundred million
people are really are have access to each other. We really are
you have access to each and that's the end of the show
well. Well, I don't know if that's right, ladies and gentlemen, I might be full of shit in a meteor might hit us tomorrow or the aliens might come in and fuck your mother on the dining room table right in front of your dad with a big giant aliens, dick and then
the majority of any fuckin happy. You are wrong.
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