Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”.
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a crazy bird. He got high in the birds are talking to him. What are you do? You know? I don't know if this is true, but this is one of the things that the pot
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swing in theirs. Burning in
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and says it now. If I smoke, I go in there, the Churchill once in a while, you have to go
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the room right through the doors and all you did
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envelope. Anyhow.
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and my mom gave me an option that I had to go up there and work in the afternoons on my way- I'll figure something out- I just don't want to go up there anymore and my friends, I'm giving up my new.
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the next city over the next town over that city. I can still walk if you don't have to leave school and run over there, because I'm not to do to steal my papers and sell them as their own on the fucking
so I'll have to get them put the Circulus in put them in the thing and then throw them on people's balcony and then on Fridays and Saturdays. I have to go back with a ring after death,
and collect. I do Mister Rogan, I'm here to pick up zero dollars and seventy five cents and they give you like a dollar fifty. That was you tip and you got like zero dollars and twenty two cents a week for delivering
did you collect from everybody I collected from everybody. I was this fish. What years with with ease this house
be seventy.
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your car open up their screen door, put it in there and then leave, and the idea was that those p
Bob. Everyone said those people to be better. Does too dealt everybody about it, and so we would
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if they stop doing those kind of collections are I definitely stop doing them, but it is an awesome job. When you are,
like a young comic, or you know, even before
was a comical US fighting. It was just
I didn't have to do anything where some
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papers out windows. I do that for like three hours every day you know
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would make enough money or I could pay my bills
but I still had all the time in the world you stand up.
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me up. If you soon tat was to be getting up that early every day, they can be good for you,
If you listen to people that no things about sleep, I getting up
for thirty in the morning of five and more every day and not being lost
once about that was the beginning to me. That was,
the beginning of a new Joe Rogan error, podcast. That was the first part. Guess I listen to I. I agreed with a lot but outside a couple mitigate.
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they consist of eight three in the morning she hadn't
challenges room in the back of the bar with a cot and if I got tired at one go back there and take a nap, but I got to stay here till three and Mama got to work,
so my sleep was always horrific, dad
and five or six in school
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get up a brought you black ink in past, which Julie from whom Burgos I a newspaper are you fucking kidding.
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referring the morning and you know
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in the city, so
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I remain at three. There still nights that I'll be sleeping. I've got a good night's sleep, I'll, look at the clock and its three. I am on the fucking that.
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his body Jerome, that is one of the most highly movies you ever fuck and watch and new guy.
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Mason. Is he hit the falcon plain?
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he killed the cat and they let this American. Now you are point where even what what Mamma Michael Doug listen,
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look a right there. He spit
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once I was watching ones the commercials and they said fuck one time had one
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George Soros was a Nazi. It's also a painful one soldier. Nuthin, what's happened, everything's great me too. I feel good outs job,
I love you buddy for real, but you say some silly shit, that's where this all comes from.
Does it mean? I don't love you your great guy, but there's some shit, that's silly its wasted time. You know
That's one of those things is just a wasted. Time does not make sense and which
I think this real conspiracies, you know
I think there's some that you now
Just get caught up in looking for conspiracies in everything and after wilds, exhausting. Let's get the bull to table
I love the God of the park. Casual are eventually yesterday Tina Turner, son.
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a lot of the shit that he said like the sandy hook stuff and don't
since disavowed that if he changed,
depending on what it is, but at a certain point, timely Jesus man
are. You are you sure, like you get it?
really sure before you say something crazy like that right, don't you I mean, don't you think, look I think, he's a great guy in as person I'm not
packing up. I just when he goes crazy gets mad at me.
I love. I want to hug them. I love Lee, told me the story about trucks pulling up in front of your house and they could see through your walls.
They have again. Do they do that indifferent neighborhoods.
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I just stood. There was a civil war started Irene Unprecedented sand war. The Democrats are gone added. Today's somebody shoot somebody knows
to just two com Alex down nobody's. Tell me what to say. No one's tell me what to do.
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dressers and how these different people that are
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their interests are tabled for the chase down to read about one and to observe
by yourself.
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Conspiracy for forty eight minutes, that's like I get aggravated
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the time to discuss with a little more landing on that.
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the problem with them is, and this is a tendency- is that one?
but get really any conspiracy theories, their end, everything being a conspiracy. It's not like there
the conspiracy theories and also into the history? Cuba, then give you a detailed his
of some really crazy shit. That went out like how many people that are really any conspiracy theories could give you
run down on how Castro took over Cuba, which is a real thing that happened in
You know our parents lifetimes right. Think about that.
How many people that are re into like you know,
whether or not this basis on the balloon know about
you know all these different things have happened through human history, the Mongols
roman empire, the greek everything that's crazy shit. That definitely really happened. All the stuff
Happened during the Vietnam WAR, all the stuff-
happened during the Nixon administration off its ups, real fascinating.
Fascinating shit to look into. Then you get the dumb once like
we really discuss and whether or not the earth is flat.
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the lights are real and socially God. You find a bunch of people to do that. I agree with you too.
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today it is a real american. Might this is a guy. That's a real American took that job there, like it. Wasn't your fault
like you understand I was a second behind.
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the guy with your own life and to really
in this area and to believe, like like a fucking soldier, is reserved very
A special human beings can do that.
Sunlight human beings, that than kind of resolve
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But you have to hear with a bullet is coming from what your response time asked of me.
To be this is when you are real.
High level bodyguard
this is. You are the highest the highest. Your hearing is impeccable. This
means when you're walking down the street with this guy
inside you
have to learn
by yourself,
the shadow of nature and noises and listen to footsteps, weapons, clicking, holsters, opening.
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the actor that so, if there's, if Joe Rogan, has eight guys when
trade, and I don't even know I've, never trailing Quantico
but I just know that I guarantee the fur
two guys, the first four guys a lead guys
they have a mission. One
I get to the door. There's a shooting. The other guy does two guys back for the president. There's gotta be
land light they excite formations and football is one of the lion back and goes this way you weren't around me. This does take effect ingenious today,
it has to be formations to protect the present
while it is you're protecting at that level. What I'm protecting Kevin Heart
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how many people are really try to shoot that present with weapons
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that being so, I e the leap. Viet NAM,
another war. Then you have to do a tour with something else where you would just like a sport, the? U tiptoed and killed people with toothpicks
this is my journey,
this is what I think the training you, I don't think
is born to be Rambo. I think they have to take you. The government
and they start with a hundred ram. They just keep track
adding training training you'll lose some along the way
to every hundred you get a fucking savages,
never had chanced to get married. The government never game which asked Mary did that
but all these guys that I know there have been
maybe seals. All of em are any
special forces guys just you. Those are different humans. You know to do just different people that what's Jackal
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a level that did you have to be. You have to
more control of your mind, more control
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you're in the most led branch of the military menaces the elite.
Of the elite, many make it its insanely difficult to get in. So you just get the cream of the crops
the people who are they just a mental fortitude is, unlike.
Like an average person. Few meet opponent.
Bunch of people like the man you realize, like
people come at all kinds of different levels. There's people
just only surround themselves with other excellence and those dude like those jobs
go type. Do their TIM Kennedy type dude, those did that's a different kind of human. You didn't make a lot of them
You just want to have only those boy. You gotta this lot that has to happen before you can become a person like that. You have
You have to travel through many valleys of the mind and the body to get to be a person like that
a person of the insane resolve in time of war.
Very, very intense human beings,
that time. A war Louise twelve Filipino Kismet fuck him back caves down there look who went to get them the Fuckin seals, the seals, the silky went down in his eye would happen
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seal team that make sense enough to seal team
as late as elite. So what do you don't? Even now
how you probably become of welcome for body guide to the present you'd have to fucking starling
an attack shea somewhere, for you do what a suit on just to adjust to human life and life without Fuckin Aaron bombs go off every twenty minutes, shit, yeah and then move up in that system into you
Add to that level. The secret service there's no way you
the basic they put you through secret service training school and you there in sixty fucking there's a mutation I got. My daughter goes to science. Can whatever the fuck until preacher starts and one we kid. She goes dared not be able to know. My job is every day to sneak up on every day. Snake amendment put a gun to his side. I know it's gone, pat him in the back and he giggles, and should I thought my wife for me, that is the worst, thereby age under the sea. The mother does onto way on tiptoe up, don't leave him in bushes and might that that's how good I am do you know why dog, because they are rather than a cabinet meeting age around rather college. That's why we have so many shootings. That's why we have from the accidents
police officers, they don't enabled kids anymore. They high college graduates and have never had what we had see when you were growing up. Oil.
Fail, you ve never been arresting Eli. You
really could have been a cop you're, a nice guy, but you really could have been Joe. The cop you could have been Joe, the cop in Quincy Mass that drives around and shit like that.
Could be anybody could be addressed, but Joe the cap would have been different if Joel,
with a came in and see me in Jamie Argue Joe, the Kabul
arrest me and Jamie Joe, the cop and say I want to meet you Motherfukers tomorrow at three. He would give us both boxing gloves and we would boxer that when we were twelve and both go home and get ice cream at nine today show the cop wouldn't throw us both
jail, Joe the carved wooden from us against the wall and
we turned around each one of us in the fucking like he was part of the community. Jolly CUP
and Joe on the carbon knew what it was like living in.
Community as a child.
Do you understand me so, and I didn't know this- I've been thinking about a lot about this and I ran into somebody- and I asked him- the next cap
why are we having the situations were having in this country the one
last week and Fuckin EAST Pittsburgh is just
blowing that motherfucker
but just now, there's a lot of different angles for that. They had just
I do want to shoot up, but the kid took love this cab watch them said: okay,
got down, drop down military stout blast and three times
shoot me in the light glitch.
Shoot me in the leg for running away. That's what Joe, the capital even shoot in some way, what
it's gotta, be something that they did. It's really fucked up while list.
I believe that she should like our by the church and the like them. Take your fuckin life. I
I rather shooting the let them take your life if it's him
If we call but just
So you know it's not safe to shoot. Someone in the leg people die from getting
about a shot you the ankle. No,
but I'm not a sanction. The risks and on one count, will determine how many more, how many movies did we grew up at the guy, got shot Michel. Do we just went?
Give him saying you live getting shot in the shoulder it is. They got pistol whipped and then, when they wake up, it's like nothing happened. I just talked to get it at all.
They have to which everyone has to weapon people, member that, though it club em in there
with the pistol that was
so crazy. There was like a thing.
I didn't hear people they wake up. Why letter
I didn't get pistol whipped with the, but I got pistol whip with the gun to my head. Nothing- blood, thank God, but the fucking him hurt.
I don't know what the fuck type a gun it was like. An automatic like like a man will be. The time was like a revolver I never got hit with a but or what a weird feature of the
human body. If that you hit the right spot, it goes out. We have like a plug
We have like a loose like some people's ploys, little loser than others, some people's Plugs egg market. Take
forever to knock it loose some
it will you just take some people can fucking weird, so weird characteristic hit people go unconscious, very strange
It's very strange feature that we exploit. You know
What movies does make it like? It's no big deal. It's a big fucking deal too big deal.
You should avoid having done you too big deal, you get knocked unconscious, so we
we first I'm hanging out one afternoon. He took me to see that bus and coach at the time
He had for economy award guys he was driving with Terry Clay born to reclaim my terror is amazing.
Great guy, we walked in there he went upstairs. I think
The time we walked and Nicholas came up to at the time with a piece of shit at the Mai.
Illegal wives. By Terry came
when gave you and we went
Downstairs and Terry Grab Steve's among later Steve work there at the time this night
seven hundred and ninety eight as a juvenile yeah boy that guy's the wrong profession is it he should have been inboxing it's like a meal. You know I never forgot that have been saying that all the stuff you talked about brain damage and and whatever
It took a lot feel that at that AIDS to realise that this was
for real issues. This was dangerous. There was no money in it. There. No temptation is headed,
this head shit is not. This is real. It was real
it was also. I didn't have any temptation now want to refer to what happened before this like what happened to them?
eyes that I saw plain black football in black and white with leather helmets. Well, you know that
how much safer believe it or not, because you don't feels cough
when they are those leather helmeted in crash into each other same way. There's not there
opinion. I don't know, I agree with it cuz. I don't know much about sport because an opinion that no pads no helmets football. We say
because you and they will do the same things that doing now. You can't has run into people head to head. You just need to destroy you and you
I do it a few times your body just are breaking, but if you're putting helmets on pads it
which your ability to run into someone with all your force, that's unnatural and it creates an unknown
Joe jarring of the body in the brain, that the rugby guys don't get
rugby guys, don't have all those pats so there
plashing into each other. Their learning how to roll with things are not just colliding into each other than that there's a different game when you ve got padding. So if you take away the padding, people have to be more careful and how their engage that conscious choice
Jeanne smash into each other. They won't last. How does that we always see tee in the game, erodes the current export for sure right in this area, but banged up, it's a context pointed out: is the wild export other any? I don't know. I don't know interesting. The fine I've been a kid
Uncle John Real good, conjurors you're. Here we know football of Santa.
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They play soccer on Sundays. They wouldn't let nobody wants couple spanish guys, but besides
that softer was that beggar, my area, but when I moved aspen I will go to ask and answer
to walk around gonna, be again a sandwich. I'd see rugby and had never saw honey. Not devalue was right and I was in good shape and after my three times I went one the guys it wants a sharp focus. Sadly, I looked at them like what are you crazy? I only with those on what the fuck, you guys, don't have it
Big Ruggles rug, fast in aspen every year, pretty much every year at why? First
Ruby was in Colorado
I don't think I've ever seen it live. A voice on tv should lie with its. That was easy role that I saw three. I thought.
Things that blew me away living in Colorado, I saw rugby and I saw when they did like a toy
the France Storm type race, but they did it sluts Norma
large and I knew exactly what it was the road up and how it would have to be a circle to go. You then have to go back down tat rule. Eighty two
right. You just do circles around no mass and I still
being on a hill listening to them going up to now
blew my fucking mind. The way the tile was heading, the speeds light the house
ass, they were going up and then, twenty years later you realize adorned BP owes in fact in hanging out with Cheryl closer.
Shoot law. That shit can you imagine there were issued in the eighties? Will I saw them Jesus
shit stronger back, then I can only imagine what's the drug
that they shoot that their legs won't stop moving at nights of going on the bicycle, o EPA
not to delay that we like gets dick apparel.
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This feeling like they have to exercise
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super famous super success one, but he was a man of professional bike right. What would you call? Are those cyclist, affectional, cyclist?
and you tell us about it. How guys you hear them? He knew that IRAN Epa and then you would hear them when they run,
for bus did get up in the middle. The night go rather bike like they felt like they had exercised. So I guess, if you're, on a lot of it, I don't know I've never
it seems like it would be awesome. If you take some drug that, like soup
Reducing up your endurance, it sounds awesome apparent
it is not very safe.
And they were saying that a lot of executives take it now like there's theirs.
People that are executives that are just enter
insurance races in their taken appeal and entering cities, endurance, races that
regular people with regular job
just deciding to take it. There was some article about that. Saving you find it
it was like see egos and
bring into and endurance races taking appeal, but it's
you fighters and car with it, and it,
apparently just really juice defences, Europe's values or you go sixteen round. Gonna fuck him tat. I should add a front
they used to shoot me steroids. Never do a push up to his
She was whacked
greatest go dog. What are you gonna blow the job next week? That's insane or move again seen him eat like half a borrower, Winnie V, the pink football.
The pink lives in the eighties. He would just put a museum. Lay thick tax will be it
Oh, my god I was Jim tomorrow. I did some push ups today, just my biceps! It's all I need. Is you by
what's Italians
crazy group of humans became. I always where you do the impersonation from you. When italian people in Jersey found that Marlon Bramble,
Gay I gave was believe what twenty years he was, the godfather and no no no
couldn't blow a regular. Do, not God forbid, he blow
was obliged to the really stand:
me right here, the formula I could even taken no more adequate,
the dvd collection away.
Can. I would love to hear one
guys what they said when they found that that weak
didn't. They say that he fucked everybody men and women. Oh yeah, he banged every perfect. Every bad then came out. He was back in the guy with the big they can cube.
That's right, Superman, that's right! That's poor italian people of their godfather feds. They will
those fuckin dvds on fire fuck, my brain, the poor, poor homophobia
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its prejudice of me. I should just assume he enjoyed it.
We enjoy? Having sex mile unbridled, I give a shit rested for one thing:
You gonna die when a tireless Marlon Bramble told the studio and to give them like a hundred grand to read Superman
But you don't people call you Joe high Joe. This is Cynthia Familiar engines right within your script.
So if you prove to read three hundred
Gimme, a hundred Grand Maurice
wait for the island. He went deep. He believed his ego, you gotta member. That was an all time record for a long time when he got the Superman. He banged the mouth,
He took him to the clear this time: shit em. He fought them up to the bad
my big money like that, what they pay them in nineteen. Seventy, whenever
Superman member, he fought them big time. I think it's mute
and about what those movies the captain
now we have a beautiful spot for your right here.
Marina, though right. If we do it,
we had this undesirable, they found he had gone down from lobbies. Witness a month you run much one run run leaves
damage he made
the studio, shoot down and then went down who wants another fuck him, whatever island they shot that. So that's where he lived rights. He went down a goddamn, uneasy Jamak, which a job here, no more the directive.
I'll get the this and everybody was shoot and there were issued his feet
they will shoot my camera other than the mic to the shore and meanwhile he's just banging fucking hawaiian women eight other times. I just have an orgy
in general, those kids. They shut themselves all those kids. He had member Loma, all of poor kids, a fucking God rest his soul than, although probably add here
down there like flock just matador. What
the paramount whether network was showed up down an so, let's see the dailies as somewhat
Is this your gun?
They brought somebody else and Marlon and say fuck it up by the hour
What the island didn't like this is crazy shit iron over the years and dangers
lived on the island
and then, if they want to have a call the island
like levels or you want me to read the script clash. Eighty
ah you come to the studio, that's three hundred thousand
Are you have levels of fuckin than they would give it to him? They will.
And then they didn't want him for the godfather daylight,
There's no way we want that fucking while and then finally
tape in his mouth and all that shit they approved them in heated up
both have movies like a point, the one he
did that last tangle in Paris. Is it the second
my poor and then the chick came out years later that Motherfucker Stone CALL rape me yea was the king of me to hear
vented made to that Motherfucker dog, while
yet she came a year later said something about they ve. She didn't know what
mom and brand, no one in their land showed the rattling Mcqueen and Fuckin.
And they get away. She thought she was just getting pushed. You have them
the queen and whose, with our group that was hard to watch dude, you could tell that was real.
There is no way that wasn't real, like he was really hidden.
He was a matter that you can do is harsh he's crazy, but he was crazy. Scene was so real because of it made its awful to watch, but but it's real
right. It's an awful see it's real facts.
That you mentioned be in her and also the do just starts makin you in the head for real,
What to do, and you d want to bail out of the you're gettin fucked up, though he's fucking you
and she didn't stop, she just kept saying the lines and working with it, bark, dude, cheese right
what do you say the somebody out of a game? I am sorry, but that is the same car for you can't see now peep, for it sounds fucked up to say, but I think
even just that recent a time people did not
stand, but if you're smack
people in the head, like that you're, given them fuckin brain damage like you,
MAC. Someone in the headlines die like you,
it seriously thought them up like something could be done
with them for a long time, even if they don't
unconscious motherless. Maggie now know my mom was really not. She was, in my view, there are very few people
A uncle now very few people.
But they won't be my grandmother. Crackling wants, but it was, you know, dislike to shit together, not like trying to hurt me. You know so little smack. I didn't get b
kid, but I saw a lot of violence saw,
seen violence when you're a kid. There's
about like seeing someone, your close to whose an adult being beating
like a ten or eleven year old? You see that before
We see reason why you see a groan, adult beaten issue,
out of ten or eleven year old, when you're a little kid? Yes, that to me what was
There was a defining moment when I was a little has apparent.
Or I only saw parents beat that
yeah, I saw someone beat somebody else's kid. It was fucked up to watch
when I lived onto o five west eighty eight street, we we will keep my cave in Cuba with a majority for my dad died daily, ninth street, then Sir Nabon, the building
we in the movie the eighth street and how to get out a beef with every day and one day I found
my shit together in Karachi.
Like one day my psychic started working and that fuckin Right Cross started working
Learn how to use my fucking a block, and I finally at
this gives, namely through the Haitian. He was the only haitian kid when they bouillon ninety eight street. I fuck them up this day,
His father came down and held my arms and he made
you punch me and I'll, never forget that my lip was bleeding and he took me upstairs and knocked on. My mother's daughter and my mother opened up the door and a half a fucking hangover and she was what's the problem. Is you
child cocoa. Next time you son, it's my son, I'm gonna, hit him come on. You and my mom turned around and got a butcher knife and chase
through these father to stare cops claim in the late.
To us a juicy life, but
at that point, we ve done in the building stock
who one of the worst there
I moved to North Berrigan. I saw parents that you know
give it here, comedian go and hang out with. Why can't you would have asked how they talk to their parents? I can never talk about. You know right, but that's the first thing I noticed.
I, the Jersey there was. There were certain kids that would take that dishing up want don't sandwich. If I, if did that my job, my ass, are you
I can carry me. My mom would take the dish drawer.
The wall and saying that you're not fucking, even go to bed like that type of ship, but I also saw a fucking parent, the hallway one day that would stand in the way you are with his arms crossed. Talking to the teacher the way I'm talking to you and the kids standing right here with glasses on and I'm walking towards them like. No, I went to the bathroom, I have to go all past and them talk and talk and talk, and in the middle of this,
goin back and hit them when it back here kid goes down, glasses, broken blood come another knows you tell them to get the fuck up before I fucking kill you you dumb mother, fuck
You said that to him you, dumb fuck. I have seen that that was the devil.
Kick while the resigning kid kills, the devil provocations dad beat him. Then there was another kid. When I went to cap school Guido,
father gains
the whole fucking day, brow.
He would come there, the nice guy in the world,
the sun, was fuckin, crazy and every time
get there than none would tower by what he did and dog. He would punish him. The way Gaia withdrawn punches
fuck your steeper, I swear moon was his grief right as he was crawling into the car like a ruling power. Twelve Jesus
at TAT time. I got programme level, so there are you looking at me saying: Joey did
they deserve it or whatever, every by every parent had a deer,
You know I watched a couple weeks vows
the gills, and I was laughing about how people put people down on his shit.
I was laughing about when Julia serving first, when the
Ba shut down when the aid.
For a shut down there. I don't know Joe, but there was a categories Julius
the earnings led seven up right and the ABA shut down.
And the six was picked up Julius Urban begin. Six million vows with
Can you imagine that one
but they give that guy yet, but they give Leubronn around and about thirty or forty by
you got six million dollars over two years, as was Julius, and it was the biggest play in the world that
Now this guy's gettin one, fifty four four threesome cheese so dotted,
switch is number from thirty two to six
and now the NBA asked our game came, saw all the critics alike.
Came from the ABA easily get his ass kicked from the NBA Austin
game? What go look at those statistics. He went off
He went off because of a white dude name, Pistol PETE manage that
we want the hours she would lead the country and scorn why do and becoming too
can boast about that dude, not
the boy, because
Father would be his father
make him sleep in the garage and the window.
Became until you learn how to play basketball. Does that
no losing this fuckin. How do you understand me? George Rogan, just now far conclusions at my House
sleep at night data
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legally, anybody could cover by the best blood. Do not
we can cover pistol pre. But if you, why said, MBA asked our game pistol previous stoppin chop and people get behind
back passes to Julius every he even looks set to do one path, he's looking to Bob Magdal come else they just
The ball between his legs and it gives
Julia serving. Why? Because that kid,
While this data.
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broken handle that some piazza some guys a broken, but I mean it
like how much pressure is too much pressure to create legal superstar like that
I didn't tiger woods, didn't his dad, but a lot of pressure on him as well. First elects: let's talk about the the guy,
die last week, but that's a different thing.
While the tiger which all Jackson, who what the fuck.
Different about that. He created grief, working kids, the change, the fact that won't get to change the world right. He be. Let me fuck them in the air support which are much only that sexual some one. I gotta be really careful with saying things. I'm sorry, listen to me to think things come out. What do we get the blame for some say it, but this is something you really heard. I have
first sexual abuse allegations from his father, but but
listen to listen to what. What are you create
What I do, what did Joe Jackson do by me?
condemn, not let them fuckin.
And limitations on the one kid could again to cause the play basketball the kids had
Does it wise?
Gary in the area. Without carrying there now
like hell,
Fuckin Delaware.
And then Gary in Vienna Organization, Gary's like crazy. He
these kids rarity pull them out again to come up to fuckin bury gaudy. You think about this shit.
Some of them probably haven for what he did you look
get those lessons that you got Joe Rogan, how many people did you look at one day and go fuck, you motherfucker, but then, two years later you look back and you look at the lesson you learned from the whole experience that you have to have to go back and hug. That person, though I meant thank you for that time and made me better mother, Fucker today, cuz what you did
Maybe a better person would have to agree with everything that happened along the way to Europe, but its main US who the fuck we are today,
that's an interesting thing, because we grew up in a time
where kids were just allowed to run around outside
Buddy ran around outside those
Norman Right will. You
little kid
ran around outside
just runs around outside of the
Thomas, are grown lady hit she hit.
My cousin, we're both,
around the same age I was probably see
x and she was five in this.
Lady slipped on ice in front of her apartment, building and
She got up and MIKE
and just unfortunately happened. We stand right in front of her when she fell and she got up its said. Don't you laugh it
And she smacked, or in the face she wasn't laughing at either.
She's master in the face man like it was she smacked or hard, and I was like
My god was that mean
we're both little little? Kids and watch inside
grown. Adult smash are cousin in the face real,
Like you realize you, kids, you know you gotta be polite. There's some fuckin people. I was smacking in the face and she never do anything wrong. You're some evil,
workers out their little hit, little kids, that
the dark shit smack and little kids and raise I read it. I swear to God. I ran into probably will I first
move from Cuba to aviation? There was a deal on the black that would smack little kids,
tell you right now to my little daughter.
There was words on the street. They would take it. There was ass, my fucking ass, oh, my god,
is this. Is this? Is this? Is this early severed, the EAST
This is the early Socrates, which I turn into a jug later, because
would be like Bro. Have you seen your welcome lately? I ever see them in a week. Sticky Charlie got my.
We'll take each was his name, Mr Martini, Mr Martinez martini.
I own you first move to eighty. Eighty, that's the first in the kid to tell you
I got married and this guy don't fuck from Mr Marty
Jesus he's a monster. The name of a black shoes with a white shirt and black shoes is wife with died and he owned the building on 88th street in the middle, and he was angry and he would sweep you know like when you were. Can you stop it?
somebody's house. He will always come on. Go get the fuck out a little fuck induced bags, get the fund
I was cuban. I didn't understand the language. I really was
tat what he was saying. I understood the anger, but on this day the man
What are? They will come out? What a broom get the fuck out of here, one they realize on my dismal affront. Almost a.
So while my other friends didn't wanna fuck, my we're gonna fuck with this motherfucker, so
or humans have only one for the house and it's something that you must.
Rose, change in everyday yeah. Good looks that you and I would steal the change and bring it down stairs. Now. Look at this, the poor, kids and I go come if you want to go,
never go yeah, we're gonna, go out technical draw it
Mr Martin. He lived, he looked like a basement area. He ran the hope, he'd be right there and he chases. We go mister
What did he say? My weeny Gluck increases as he trusted rise of ugly face is pretty got you. He would focus its you like fifty dies, but we
locked him up. We fuck him up.
Dog, I saw some shit. The first
Day New Jersey to me. Was it
completely.
That was like Mars to most people, most people listening to me NGO. You grew up someplace, it doesn't exist. Auburn ape.
Both of these chairs, the tail
the plant and the people in these situations, but the fur
day, I went out in my home town of Burg,
I saw me in jail, Rogan fight and even
God I had your ruling on his back. I saw Jerome his father come down. The stairs pull me
Joe Rogan, smack me punch me, kicked me
me on the floor and make his kid go. It down
my first experience ever not programme managers who saw Mill Mr Robson come now,
stairs he took,
employee off his son, groom off.
Active in the fucking face Joe Rogan at twenty after noon. In ninety degree, heat punched him in the stomach and Tom the go home you little guinea flock
go all human or guinea for sale
now throw you in jail for two years.
Don't go home, you little gimme flock and they looked at them cried the little bit. He picked up his shirt. He won't like this like he took the thing or they was unclear. My fuckin phone, you fuckin dead mother
Oh you're, flung in guinea flocking Greece worthwhile began. I day he's probably agrees
or just like you, and I
it may go, and I want to see
this plays out.
And next thing you know to cop cars pull up and this one
Cobb Car that, unlike its another one that marked and it's a big fucking time, Wickham Detective like in over the short stumpy thallium and it comes out of a guy- puts his fucking jacket on it barely fit, but till this dare member the more the does he held in his hand, and this is what the fuck is going on Here- kid in the little time, kicking filling with Miss difficult. Mr Ross,
Came back any fuckin smack me in the face. These are my witnesses. Tallow, Denny FUCK it hit me and I'm sitting on this is gonna get fucking good. This election, other the fucking cop. The detective tells the cub go, look around and see if there's tickets, prospered tickets and he was with the sky with illegal janni goes. He grabbed all the other kids because Tommy what happened?
was Anthony an fightin and he came down. He any fuckin pull them in that this time they know that the cops are there,
Mr Robson. I can open this door to be kind of top. Like he's not coming up for you to know, I'm a fucking knock him out to in the car goes: okay, okay, okay and you grab the kid interview,
because you just hit me in the face and you fucking walked up the stairs bro to come five minutes to the top thing they open the fucking door, Joe Rogan. This guy will put his hand then pulled the little fucking put them against the fucking thing. On the second floor,
buddy out and just started punching punch in him punches.
M, like Fuckin John Jones, when he's got you down is hit me with those shots to the head until the guy killed over. They start kick them with the fuckin thing.
Bad bad gonna go. Don't you ever fuck and hit my son again, let's get out of here.
That was how I became friends with the family.
Because those he came down to those whose this kid, because he's this big
it is the only one that jumped then, because you come over dinner,
that was the beginning of my life. When I
police car because ideas, whether easy. What have I did whatever the fuck I want legally today. This is fucking crazy,
and you know me mean you don't fuck around with a young over there
still that's what happened in nineteen, seventy Fuckin Dury and what's that today, as I go
the card. What is his card? Do it
it does what it will need to do it does whenever I needed that, though you them say you're a family member, did
Why? Because of that Fuckin deckers, I'm the only gonna jump that, unlike our gaps, have things like that member states may be hard. You can get one Eu Bodies,
cops pulled over put this on your license for this little sneaky little thing so now what type
a house I mean Fuckin passed away with fresh which around the middle? Oh, I could open up the front door whenever I wanna call the Mamma. She makes cream pops out on tight with them.
Play, kubaton one thousand nine hundred and seventy four the theme of walking in there so now we're the sixth grade and we're playing
Secondly, Mckinley had no phone number two months ago on the donated. Fifty thousand
grammar school. Was my grammar school not broken new jersey?
two months ago, yeah
dollar. Fifty thousand not what I want
grandma, school of muscle,
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You shovel slowly gonna, be.
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and we got a full ass though they were brutal. Finally, they
built a German. The eighth grade now
But before that we played kick ball,
outside the for when they were being playing kick born. Every at this guy's name was Mister Twite. That was the teachers name was
Good guy is Jim page it and we're out there were playing king on again that Louis telling Kid
the one that environment there was ass, his father beat up the first do with me
Equally strong, the ball
and every time I swing and I miss He'S- CALL Amigo.
Got. That means I'm a buggy.
Face in Spanish because it rhymes a coca right
teacher keeps going at buddy. I told you a thousand dogs, none of it.
Spreadsheets allowed this. This is the sixth grade North Bergen villagers, easier, Dejesus teach Mr Tatar. As I know this
breakthrough shit over here right. This is America right really about that at that time. Now is a big issue, because a couple
these. Before that,
A guy named Tortora was a baseball coach and he
Kill off a spanish on the bus, he told me
if not manage on the bottom. The king, gos fuck you and he spoke passionately through more like twenty miles from the house, became a big problem in my home town. They will
The fucking do, but I'm going home. My mom goin he's talking the truth.
And now she speak Spanish, says America outside you, speak America.
So my mom cut me all right, then I went home. We re you fuck umbilical protester issues.
That don't avenue, Americans you want to expand its top him out.
I think this is a real benefit. To been able to speak more than one language definitely is completely different.
Mine said I'm happy
I do it. I speak to my door
the Spanish. If I tell my
mercy somethin, I re Askern, spanish
if our size area retailer inspire nice,
Yeah they say that things like that
Learning new languages in particular opens up parts of your brain that appeared to dummy. Like me,
It only speaks English. You can access different, just different ways of looking at things.
You know, what's very analytical, let's say you wanna, be a lawyer, one of your pre. Whatever would be a language right
You also have a heavy math.
To be a lawyer. You have to have a very heavy math prerequisites.
Yeah lotta history, you probably in the Bin history major, but
be a lot of math, while economic, latin analytics because
it forces your mind to solve equation
So when you look at the prerequisites, if you
whatever the fuck, it is. What's the requisite prerequisites to be an attorney? Had a math involve interesting, there's gotta, be language, involve, there's gotta, be politics, and, while my American
legal systems, american history systems all
shit but
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me about this road to Rome. I've never forgot this image where there was, I think so.
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hundred and fifty miles of of Hugh.
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five miles with one body crucified
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fuckin, whatever the conflict.
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the incline politically or what the fuck was gone on. I was worried about. Don't stand right.
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bomb from ethylene Johnson palms.
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figure out a way to take it down? Yeah he's hell bent on staying champion, he's a giant dude like steep as a big guy, and I know
that Daniel has beaten
every single heavyweight, as is undefeated as a heavyweight and including
what Throwin Josh Barnett around with just a beast but stay basis. As the
the most accomplished heavyweight champion of all time? That's just a fact. He's either
friend, it is title against it.
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just what's goin, I will you in the running lately you really dig in it yeah.
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guess of doing something with running like running what you buddy does not
marathon down. Have you considered sunlight that really man I'm not
I'm not into doing something that I know is hard to do in his deftly, not good for your body. I just did you give beat up, do
that shit toddlers it take. Your friend I mean as good a sham using a different kind of human that was taken to recover sunlight that. Well, that's interesting thing, it's good good time for that question because he just ran a race. Today he ran like six mile, raise any saying that his legs are not fully recovered, who say,
the posts it you. His cardio was really good, but you gotta figure. You run for twenty four hours. Many ran for
one in four hours just a month ago. Right was it a month ago, not even a month ago, three weeks ago, someone that's it takes time and is fifty.
Now when you fifty years old. It's not as their recovery is recovery is, is very tough. He's an animal behavior
to push himself like that,
I am more inclined to try to preserve my body. I like
pushing myself, but I'm just a chicken shit and want to be, I wanna, be breakin hips, and
knees and share our brother. Just hedge shoulda surgery, Eddie. Bravo, he just got the stitches out. This is his second surgery that he's had just this year
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didn't. Have his meniscus down this generation of digital guys is learning a lot and learning what bigger
pass on to the next generation? Is that its great the wrong in the leg lacks a great and all that is great, but there's no aspect of Mr Fischer's call yielded and keeping a Muslim strong near, and the conditioning has to be good.
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the reality of jujitsu. Is it's a thing
as you get older. You have to be much more careful who you train with and how you train, you can't just
boss. The wall like you could, when you were twenty seven, you have to keep your shit together and you know
Injuries are real. You can't just work through him. I thought was a big fowls people get
her new, would try to roll light. Nobody ever rules light
do. We say they're going to roll light and the guy almost gets you in the you trying to get him next thing. You know you're defending and it's fucking serious heat it up roll session, which is great, but then you
call your next all fucked up, and you are next time just going to lay on my back or my half car bulshit.
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it's it's a thing. That's too exciting!
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breaking available. Now, don't know passenger guide and lay it on you
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take Friday, often sat out them with dying condition, and I'm done for the week. No ideas get
that you gotta do it. I got this five year old number: two. Why why? Why do you think
we do it. I got a fucking crowd therapy. I put my enemy
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I've never done. That's phenomenal, so
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intense and then you jump on over to the Roma and the Roma machines. There's another one.
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Charlo, but a year ago, when he was forty six years only MRS Doyle I cheat month has one forty.
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now. This is what America is crazy. What are you look like a forty six and forty seven
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Such an good
actor and it was such a good character is so well written and his release
ship with his wife and his kids with meat head, I made the whole thing was it was
brilliant show why such a well
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couple roaming gambles you know it's. The most stupid man is that the food is safe
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food? That's racist food like if you talked about black
people and also talked about delicious, fried chicken or delicious,
is orange, soda grape soda with grapes out right now. Aren't
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Even though watermelons delicious, it's fucking, weird, I cut what is what
hell could be wrong about watermelon? If you don't like it
hasty watermelon. If it's a hot summer day and somebody bustle
when a cooler and gives you a slice of watermelon. How fuckin prompter you?
good watermelon ever be negative. They don't make any sense to be. It makes zero sent.
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or a vegetarian. You don't want to eat a chicken, that's the only
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fuckin Delicious, who doesn't like fried chicken if you eat meat frauds
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with our boy in the Flint Unlifelike James
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a tremendous dramatic. She do with him. You did something with him right away. I do two things at him. I did american gun with him.
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sailor. That's from my user tiptoe around the dummy trying to take the wallet from the dumb. Never forget, doubling its
you do in so many different things, though it's really cold here,
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mouthpieces on Amazon? It says web page- I saw it because he was on Joe
talking about it. I was having such a struggle with my bra
I was having such a struggle, but it was
common sense
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reef of forty years, but all those just excuses. The number
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on the way I went back to wait. Watches I walked in. There are three
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healthy, lose like a pound, PAMELA half a week. Is that what is that?
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Japan this year, and then
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what you blender banana its eight points, but when you either banana it's who
it's how will benefit because when you eat fruit and when you
Rick Fruit. It's two different things. That's why wall these fat people and you see involuntarily breakfast I drink this movie. You
killing yourself you!
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the saliva saliva settee, God forbid, the saliva, your mouth breaks to fruit down and the digestive the sugar a different way
when you bypass that enzyme in your mouth, that
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drink fruit. I don't care that they always frozen fruit. You lose some of these. Should that bullshit ones
you fuckin blend that fruit, you dead,
does it goes right in your system, whereas the is just another five or economic law. Yet you not suppose you learn that age. It any other way other than the way they comes. When you eat it, you can go to look a little mexican stand with umbrellas. You ever see those guys. The cartel delivery is how to that's cartel draft their money.
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you're insurance and banking insurance for sixty, and they give you a cutback authority
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the real business it is with a who. Lisa would be in terms.
Of his marijuana consumption,
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when you first started, haven't him on show when you guys for start doing here, I thought maybe three times in college.
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they like little by little little by little when you sneak in autumn, and you would take away
two, fifty and fifty twenty five hundred. What I would do if rabbit I get this one Joey, the as coastal
the church of what's happening. Now is completely asleep at the wheel. He's on the show and his eyes are almost totally closed, barely a slip they just dazed who's the guest, who is that it's Raven Bozzio,
I told this podcast. Will you gotta get up like a Yankee chance egg and now what is it? What is the name this video Jamie Lee about us, but is only sire?
go he's gone. I would get these our goal in the afternoons
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six thousand seven hundred and sixty M198. That one is like two in the afternoon. Wouldn't do nothing to me. How do you make a sixty
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put on the table and in front of my go here
and open it up for him, and he would see that was half open, the red
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what do you think almost funny about whether you agree with her that I give her the balls Laana P,
like just sit and watch him disallowed happy.
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it started. You know this is done.
Have it in them to get the ball rolling tart started to try some
New, cheap thinking about when the right time to do it as it now wait? A week
no, we don't want to lose ten thousand, then I'm gonna to and get up.
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I was August eleventh and when I turned twenty one was obvious eleventh of two thousand and nineteen eighty eight. Rather so I got lost,
age August, twenty seventh, so from my birth,
day too, when I got on stage of just a few days whose, as those where does it herbs terrified. Ok, if I was trying
taken out Jonathan CAP
was the empty, and
I was maybe going to get up. It was one of those things where I signed up for the last. You know you get. I think it was five minutes and it's a bunch of people are going to do five minutes and Jonathan.
As was already established, stand up comedian, he really funny guy and he was the host
and he's like he came up to me,
Let me check in half an hour and see if I can get young. Sometimes people wouldn't show up,
and so a half an hour in I'm thinking
I'm just going to check it out, I'm just going to bail, I miss going to tell him forget about it and
I'm thinking this in my head? I walked out Germany's I got you in jail, so while you'll be going up right here and you'll have five minutes. Good luck and I said to her thanks thanks man,
Ok, so I was ready to pussy outdo, does totally ready pussy out and I was
so nervous. The first time a non state and was fuckin terrified, I couldn't believe, was neighbour.
Place, stitches, stitches, comic club August,
Seven? Nineteen idiot? I was terrified, dude terrified.
I couldn't believe I was scared. I did not didn't make any sense to me. I didn't think I was going to be scared. I thought maybe I'd be like a little nervous, like I never performed before.
So the idea of doing a nose like well, you know of taught type one d classes in front of people before I can talk and for people, and then I thought about the idyllic to stand
front people's lockdown. Fungi, this go down. It took me crazy. It took me
a year to think about it and then it snowed, I couldn't gonna work. You can't roof Colorado surrendered, punchline,
Tom Hanks Sally Fields, Angel Salazar, Damon, Wayans, bunch of people that movie, I watched punchline.
Pay me the fuck off. I tat was it. I won't yellow pages. I found calmly clubs. I call them in comedy worse or offer no Tuesday
open, my. How do I get on? You have to call him and now give you three minutes. Ok, so for two months I called in nothing anyone neither my Jody as
call them back. Then I got them check out the float
and then I was roof
a roof and roof and roof. Mr maiden jobs, all different jobs drop enough material. I'd try to cruise working and I went to one
krona. Guy men we're stuck here his job, can you give us the morning break young all? Then I went with his little diner right off the Falcon thirty, whatever that I seventy thy? Seventy, my twenty five,
which one the one in Denver. It was like all dust, rural area, trucks
everywhere? I don't know what number that road. We would do it a road there and I, but there was a place around the corner, Jamie the best fucking green chili ever had at your fucking life and when you pull them over fucking scrambled eggs, you dick wicked fucking hard
well to towards these. Are you kidding me to eat out those fuckin do warehouse?
run chair I walk over there I sit around
there's, always a paper. I confronted with dynamism, is always of paper. Sally, read, write and I sit on the way to steer them sit. Men look over. I want my this just Hannah you now you just goin back to middle open. It said: do you wanna, be a stand up common woe and it was an article by arose and became a stand up comic and now because of them she had just blown up. Might Roseanne had just blown up. It was maybe march of mainly want Roseanne. Josh blown Denver was hot badge.
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at the University of Colorado, parlor continuing education, the guy that total his name is Jeff Hearts.
And I went the first Sunday that ok went the second Sunday. There came a third son there performed on the way out of me,
serious you are about this. But Europe decide if you wanna do it. Let me know, and I left they're gone
so Coke fucking crazy person with correct for drugs
the way the pig, popular magician flogged and come up with birds is shit,
I swear to God. Are you fucking, crazy pony, so called me a comedian and then about a month later I saw it in the paper for dog for common clubs. I call the darkness had come up on the way there. I call Jeff HE game is none of your own stages. Compound put jobs is a job for a doormat wits end. Do you think I got it negroes and I'll call the guy right. You got it just drive there throughout the aptly Tommy friends they made me doorman, Slash
some guy in the bar back quick? So I was the door guy and some guy in the in the bar back and after about six,
what I can to job I hated Goin home, I had a marriage that was just fuckin just like the one we are
talk about when you cannot go your, how many more right out
Simply leave at six come home at five. Take a shower eat, whatever fuckin crap. She could give the baby a kiss, and I get my truck and go back to West Minster.
It was a club away from the collie? Worse was Westminster, but it was
It didn't get the best people in the world and I'm saying that toothless people merit people show
Poach bears issue like that, so
and then, in the middle of all that it took me to
let's get a spot from Wendy
that nickel saw me one the original holders, the calm Mr Wendy, was calmly
we're coming towards them. It was the original owners. Wendy and nickel saw me. Domini keeps on a MAC.
But I knew when I walked off, that states that life
as I know it has ended Hausa what
ever. I thought life was at that boy had gone out the window. I got
sadly, was fucked up
maybe the savvy. I was supposed to be somewhere this week, but I couldn't go
I gotta go to my friends, mothers, eighty, a birthday party, and why was important it was fully and was away from
an old folks home because they're the second family that took me in with my mom died, but they took me in a crucial spot gel. Like you, you're, throwing me out, I'm seventeen and I got nowhere to go. I could go
my stepfather, so I haven't had an aunt in New York, but I can live with it and I had a godmother in Harlem
not only were both. I wasn't I
mention to a friend one day were snorting coke and drinking
And I told him I am standing. I throw me out of date.
But he was never you frighten me about.
We lay, I saw him at school and he goes Amy. I talk to my father. You can move endless that which we birthday was on Saturday in also
when I got out of the water. I was thinking about how important they wanted me.
Storm being seventy and sitting on that
eighty six and county boulevard thinking about how I had nowhere to go,
this was my only shot MIKE. I had nowhere to go
like no, when I wasn't like a homeless shelter. I didn't know whether fact ago, I promise
ten thousand my pocket and then the young
the brother, ran up downing of dog, their weight, fear this come to eat dinner,
I'm only. I never met the pirates. How lucky in my job I never met the parents, that's pretty lucky
walked in the they. Six kids and
That wasn't like what I was used to living. They had no air conditioning the past
which blue collar and they took me, and they me be.
By their own. Never
ask me for rent. Wasn't there
in this house in the block, but
this day on tight when all the four brothers and sisters, I would cite war one big family, but think I'll. Fuckin luck, I got a may even talking about being thank for the comedy bridge. Just
personal bridge and one all like. I was a killer in full.
When I lost all faith in humanity like I was done like I wasn't a catholic no more. I was just waiting to kill somebody, that's it! That's all! I was waiting on
It's such a weird, like I'm, not even worried about the county bridge, no more with the personal bridge where I grew the most you know I'm leaving now we on this conversation. This weed is killing me. It's good weed
They're gonna kill the good we'd. Now right there was happening huh.
Work without not dollar. I stood out in nice. The ad:
three, IRAN legally, but legally, it also be available for medicinal people, so we're gonna get a car recreational, its
gotta renew their card son. I gave her I gotta written
I don't want your bullshit we'd better, while you're fuckin watered down we'd. What am I gonna? Do they get to water it down? How eighty percent, somewhere
never fear, but here's the thing isn't
strategy always look, look, look assholes and never fear this week.
DE, what do we do
you deal with joy, bananas? We got state federal, we got em.
From all over you and I fuck you
Just in case you can just in case you were in the American Tom Cruise America made as medicinal roles and higher recently you can't go around there if you have a car
yeah they're snaky with that shit. Right here, hopefully, people events,
the vote that out, but you,
get it in their first, the silly way what would have passed. They have everything wired up, but it's a it's a victory because it
We're gonna be very difficult to make it illegal now that it's legal can be very difficult to go backwards. So then you have to figure out why
to these companies have a monopoly on making it if its legal,
Why can't you make yourself? Aren't tomatoes legal? I can grow to me.
Can I you can, even probably
grows, I do need attack stamp or something to grow. Tobacco has outwork, maybe to sell it.
But if you wanted to grow your own tobacco, would you be able to do that like? If you said I want to make my own fucking pipes in a film with my own tobacco,
I want to make my own cigars. Could you do that? It's possible for personal use
that's crazy, so you could do that federally.
And then this and you can't in Ohio.
He can't grow your own weed? I said so stupid that Soda
I have here a letter about Jack where we re. We do you even know what you do not like me. We haven't done, I don't think about it. I wouldn't do it, but you should be able to
its legal. Of course, you should be able to grow it that it's a fucking,
Where can I borrow it? Where can you not grow in Ohio if you have a card? Here's the worry,
The worry is that you wouldn't charge taxes
you keep the money you wouldn't be accurate? You just do with tat, should do cast transactions, that's the worry, but that will be
tax worry more that right.
One is that, with the same tobacco to you, you can grow as much as you want. You just can't sell it. Ok,
but you did not even allowed to grow their own for personal use and it comes to marijuana of its more restrictive than tobacco, which
hi Larry Silly Fox, that's so dumb.
Does it make any sense to wild
Listen, we have some wacky laws that we let sneak through like. Why would you want other people decide that different people in this group can't grow a plant? That's legal now get the fuck out of here. That's dumb! That's a dumb!
rule they can't summing up animals over a hundred, know, we'd, that's loose anymore. So far
come into your stolen. I go. What do you got? You can open up? The containment show me the button. Let me smell it.
They all have to be sealed. Stuff
There's just a lot roof animal which ones they don't I'm very hard
happy. I found this bag of expired, fuckin, GB, Jews,
two thousand and thirteen from the nature of this
You know me: I make a work of aid,
finished in anyway. No nano couple how little but a mole bottom just take them all bluff apples
brown they'll polish on and nobody knows what I get my mother, who gives a FUCK Moldova mobile moulds, help people penalty yeah, there's on came from some old in it. Some like that! I'd! So crazy! You see you kids, you see your kids! I took my kid to science. Can I came from Cuba have allowed the problems medically here when I came to this country woman's allergies. The outlook is not complete,
play different than what I was used to a different country that fucking mind boggling. So my allergy, if you ever hear you make that noise, do that? That's cuz! I don't. I can't scratch the back of my throat, like normal people, do that noise
So you all sealed up up there. The first week of camp I saw my daughter, do shit and I felt so bad for her. She would try to scratch her nose and I would see who gets frustrated Joe Rogan, just scratching and scratching and scratching, and now it's going to be three weeks of this
Can't you scratch how come because you build up a new system it. So we now you see it in front of you now
see I see I saw environment I go. I went right to my wife and I only terrorism even think of her fucking back there and get a fuckin councils are because that's the ship. It started with me at that
when I came from cube right away, I was in the hospital weekly level dog weekly between the times.
In the fuckin, our genes and asthma, the asthma.
Mother didn't pay attention to the aspects while habit today, like I might have.
Bits and pieces of it, but I don't have it versus got it my daughter's got it they got to do the fucking inhaler in the whole thing. That's most fucking rough, rich Ross, that's rough! I've seen people have Asthma attack
Since you can hear the wheezing and you have your fuckin ideas laughed of worker from a different angle, what can they do?
like. If someone doesn't have an inhaler and they have an asthma attack
Zira strategy or a technique referendum campaign.
We are now he saw you
become an asthma attack like US airport.
Here I have a great time: asthma, attack.
And then Heller opens up your your lungs, Charles and every issue worth work. My wife has the machine with the machine,
a machine that blows some powder and over the thing and then there's a regular machine that my wife has and then she has the inhaler. You know my wife and her and the doctor been working on different things. She's helping with the kids healthiest Fuxi run. She swims Youtube
that ballet. It's it's four days a week. We don't stop at that. Fucking house, you know you just you saying you know you don't people! I love these people that they don't
let's be three thirty you tell your mother illustrate their return.
Might there really start?
right, jokes at eight bankers. I want cause, that's what I got. That's what I've got
that's what I got because link
there's that does that in that direction
from Monday to Fuckin Friday. This debt
Terry, sometimes
due to re at a time bomb. We gonna rifle jujitsu right to the pool which he jumps in either
you're doing. I would you, gentlemen, gotten over forty five minutes far you Jack
you gotta see it's unbelievable people. It lets me.
You are
by the way I got a thousand fuckin activities during the week, tis a little energy
machine and if you dont burn that energy and you'd be audited from seven to nine, when you're fuckin trying to do your only shit together there just cause, I don't read Argo they're ready to go.
But we should go. She took upon a fuckin zoo, six, our walk around L, a zoo I get home for. What's the story we park, I looked at my wife, my part
don't want to. I was on the monkey boys
allow the fucking Yogurt place, jumping up and down to music and Michael Jackson, Packet.
Really is crazy. Being a fuckin that especially goes down on my kidnaps, a mile issues. She has no idea. She has no idea of savage
so she thinks I'm on the up and up like when we go to church issues, Daddy Legged Jesus, it's nothing turns people more on the up and up than being a father, a really does
the changes. We are responsible for these people now and you just do you have to think of things differently? You have to make sure that you provide. You have to make sure that their taking care of gonna give him love it's like boots and intense world
You feel more vulnerable and it just thought the hold the world around you opens up and
Yes, I've more empathy, half way more empathy for people, not just ain't becoming
You know as your right
using children.
You're, seeing how they develop, and then
considering how other people have been mistreated and how things have gone
terribly wrong. They been abuse and beaten and fucked up and and left and terrible situations, and you realize
so much of what happens with people with even terrible behaviour comes from,
other terrible behavioral. It didn't get a chance to stop the cycle and there a lot of people
that we consider like really bad people, violent people. People do terrible things
we don't even realise that so many of them are product of violence like their product to someone doing it to them like this, they ve almost they're trying to get back at the world
All the horrible shit has been done to them and there was no one there to put a stop to it. There was no one there to save them. There was no one there to protect them and
So what were singing when we see fucked up people, we we always just think of it- is fucked up people that fucked a person is the product of
terrible things that have happened to them almost universally most. Every angry fucked up person has come from a place where something's gone really wrong against them. You know you're, not angry and fucked. Up of everything.
Awesome if every day is getting ice, cream get new, Dick Soft and driving a ferrari. You watch
movies? Like you know, it's you there's it there's an anger that some people have violent criminals in particular.
That comes from someone doing net them. I had a dream.
I know you die had that anger from nineteen. Seventy nine.
You have that should when I met you, I had them, but not the level and let you have seen it. I've seen it with people. Let me for some low wanted to attack people. Anger was very.
I first of all a retrial. I was always a happy kid and but not really, because I was always confuse about that. My father said always certain happened.
Yeah, but I always have the catholic faith. I was really raised Catholic and then we believe he was in Heaven that he was in that box. From my mom did the things
Saudis, the pain a little bit, then my mother's death was just fucking horrifying and that broke the central nervous system, belief system that broke your believe in the world. How can there be a god that takes a mother away from a child when you're sixteen and you wrapped up
on your head is not a good result, not Le Beer, with a result so high lashed out with by robbing it was the only weapon I had no world was to rob
Joe Rogan fucked me the studio and get robbed and live on. Fucking fire and Jonah was mean what the fuck was he going to do, I'm with the fuck you going to do.
Its climate answer the phone next time, don't fuck with me. You know next time that the fucker
when I say that, given a grandma coke and I'll pay on Friday, yield for and give it to be, a right does that when it was, it was simple. Shit like that right
Just give me a hundred bucks, an abrupt manner, but ok,
Then I rob you fuckin house should give it a hundred bucks
You know? I was lashing out at the fourth world number, two
The other issue I had is: I lost a child. I want to join
I was not ready for a child at
Oh, I love that little girl with all my heart, but I was not ready for her at all. My intentions were good, but the result was not going to be well. I was not right.
And because I lost a child and I'm in no contact with that job, it makes me the better father that I am today. This is never going to happen to me again. Do you understand me? I see I see that we see
daughters of comics we've seen, daughters of comics and sons of comics and that fucking lost you know I don't want my daughter to be fucking lost and that stupidity in that world. Do you know you have to be that job
have to be their yeah. You know you have to be that I'm trying to be there as much as I can be gauged. You have to be engaged with your parents engaged as much assuring gave my mind
but I don't want a different world. Yes, it's a different world, but my parents are very open minded with with my parents.
Gave to me. There was really important was day there like the most non judge: mental Non racist, non homophobic people. Ever they don't judge about anything. They were hippies
You know when my mom met my stepped out. He had crazy long hair and had it like or
All too, I was like almost in high school when I was so happy when you cut it
people are like back. Then
dude grew the hair long. They were hippies like legit hippies, but because
that I was raised around like no racism. No
homophobic we have
no homophobic thoughts in our house. We need that. Never came up. We lived in San Francisco
Tom, I was seven
until I was eleven. We live
on a serious gate. The one thing that did stormy, though once I was walking with my stepdad, some dude whistled item
do as I pray, Queer
I the dudes, were gay, but there's a thing about when a dude is hidden on your straight stepdad me like. Oh, my good. This is ridiculous. Like guys, growth.
Makes, you realize, does
never really make you realize what it was like to be a check on that same exact, Sag Europe, completely deaf that my home, not in my home, but the surrounding one hour
walk down a comment on Mr Dean and will go speaker away. You gone to Vienna guys there was a kid:
I to talked about for Facebook, his name was
We have then this he's dominican, Joe he's dominican, he's dominican, didn't give a fuck.
Accordingly constantly Llewelyn Regular either the guy's he's dominican
Did they gave a fuck getting give a fuck? I didn't give a fossil funny you're, getting give a fuck
we're just different, then the different world we'll talk
about right. I don't know I was a kid that is today.
Gay. I still talk
he's my brother as a matter of fact he's one of my brothers, I gotta be honest,
he was in Miami's got HIV with listen. We didn't know he was gay when he was twelve, the sun, wrongly.
But miss those used to calm. He was lightened slippers, Lithuania, Germany's why this lepus, yellow and you haven't to sit there and take it.
It was whatever
should be ok Phil.
Jimmy Lightness slippers. Everybody should just let him be I'd, be you, and I would ask you when he had a dog named tramp, that when the burying his dog ever like he lived outside tramp skin,
like when you pet. The fuckin thing was that hardest. It was like, like those brushes use.
Grub environmental brush. My he lived outside trampling followed him everywhere with beautiful lab tramp dogs
No, you very lucky because I don't
and I would ask that you, a global environment standing with you in my man here we see a trance gender person cross the street you ate with a poor shape. It is as simple as others that judgment.
That's a judgment, but it was more of a sense of humor.
Before we look at the picture of Archie Bunker,
I understood it because he they knew what he was coming from. He was saying nothing. Militias
it was a world where he came from right. End
The idea was that he was reluctantly open to occur,
usually taken new information, the Lisbon targets and I regard set of home fuckin, look another window, Pekin Weymouth to fuck him to get me to
as thousand minute men at home, Wainwright navigate me fuck him to every day and new guy get called out the sunlight that what's this,
it would be like five years. Nobody will be able even ass were fucking piece. Obviously I let me real stab in the material backlash. I think
gonna come a time and in and don't think it's going to be,
within ten years where work.
Gonna be able to read each other's minds. I think we're gonna be
able to communicate in a different way, and I think it's
step one into
some sort of a technological world where we all red each other's minds, we can connect to gather in some almost like telepathic web way that we use. This is obviously just an idea, but I think that if technology
continues to give us closer and closer access to people going to lose all boundaries between what a person is.
And you going to know everything about everyone's past and ever
he's gonna know everything about yours and its?
to be like some unlimited library of the mind you can, you can travel through anyone's mind and red anyone's thoughts and a hundred years,
by and the technology gets better
in a thousand years go by working to integrate we're going to figure
away whether its in our
grandchildren's lifetimes or their grandchildren lifetimes, and I think that
cultural shifts and things that are happening in the news and people waking up to things that they think are horrible and people trying to correct the the misdeeds
the past. All that is us, wait
up in the middle of our culture and trying to
figure out. What's right, figure, what's
the healthy way to move forward, figure balance this thing out slow down. What are we doing but waiting
as grown adults, trying to figure out our system and there's some injustices. Those
Justice is have to be corrected or at least recognised. We have to understand. What's the difference between?
normal male female interaction and what sexual harassment? What when is it when someone doesn't want you to do it? When does it become a crime? And I won
you don't want your dotted ever experienced that, and I don't want anybody. That's a woman to experience real sexual harassment stores. Fuckin thing:
we could probably ever happened- you cause you can't do anything physically about it other than rape or bent
in beaten up and murdered two creeping place to be it.
I've had guys hit on me before the other guy. Here, don't you before you like housewife? Where is this girl? I wasn't a thirteen around my dick. I don't know what to do. I ran out of the car will lose my four figures in the fuckin car.
I also acknowledged it never forget
and again- and I would go to
these matters again. I thought it was a joke to go to a fuckin born days
on a Sunday, you little point Sunday like with cc your you stupid, finding on the bathroom and theirs,
Is it going to get next to you in the store when you go, pee looks at your dick and he smiles come on guys
nothin to allow lot of view have been out here. First of all, pay. What bothers me about the current situation went off that this
in place. He has always been a fuckin haven for sexual harassment. This fuckin neighbour, down the glory Hollywood, is with sexual harassment, got invest vented. Did you ever see young other stuff about fatty? Our buckle her,
piece of our value about, but I don't need to know about fatty. I know about it.
Quickly, Marilyn Monroe. Then they passed around till they killed and all but a game Liberace. We
This does not get big. Fuckin, clean yeah then said job for a fuckin, cold and, worse yet plastic surgery say looked like. Like you look like him
that is one of the most intense things. A person's ever made a person and then a terrorism are limited.
The mouth to mouth,
We welcome the elephant in the room
were we hang out with no forget,
me fuckin. However, then of second victim lobbies, the com is door while a dick
everyone down the fuckin com. He's too, I don't know how long Harvey Wise these but around, but there's a song by the Eagles and nineteen eighty. It was released on the fuck along one there last out this call
the king how he would, on the way home, put listen to the car you gonna cost
sugar quota,
fuck him? How he would you really are? Who the fuck, where they talkin about?
Perfume latest breaks, brace down
be a shame.
To see all that town go to waste.
What are you willing to sacrifice? Wouldn't
maybe just nice
are you gonna? Look at the shit come sit down here beside me, honey, let's have a little hide the heart, let's
fuckin lyrics to the sun,
king, a Hollywood, nineteen. Eighty nobody knew
now. Look at me and tell me darlin how badly do you want this part yeah? What's was
He put men in positions of power
hiring women like that that that crazy position of what you're trying to cast something
got a hundred people that want it so bad near. You know you're some
be. Do some people. I think that this will change their life
I came to you right now. It's a Joe Rogan, your fucking, delivering papers in Boston and have two shows. You have a podcast. This when you got to do is lick. My
Welcome both from a little to swap won t crook, but I wanted to do eat away the disaster at the end like dice, yeah thanks.
What would you do it highlights, think I think
almost so I get in how long do have this outcome for this
it's gonna be over pretty clear. This is a real change.
I worry label may do this. Do that right? That's the king of Hollywood is, was
Clark Gable, a gay man. It was based on a book, apparently all the stuff out.
But he what was he alleged to be a game in this?
now. This migration is very, but there was also a book released in Hollywood in
Teen, ninety seven or eight called you'll. Never work in this town and also those lyrics were about Clark Gable, yeah. Oh I'm sorry. I thought yes on the earlier, but then there was a book lilies, the ninety, ninety seven or eight. In this highly, we called you never work in this town again and it was about a chick who
scrapped or sexual relationships with a bunch of people in doubt, as she had described
Fuck him down heavily the jump from the Eagles together things and he would get hookers
come up to the house, wouldn't even talk to me why them up turn around. Don't even look at me. Don't even make eye contact with mini understand me bend over, so he would sit on the couch with robe on with his dick out snorting coke, and they would all be
furthermore, fireplace breadth. Where'd, you hear this decision is book ones, never work in this town again physicists
I said he would forgive every lives in this town again. Are you know
how he would take the thing, do a line, a coke get up and walk up to one of them
Put no mere ass. A little bit. Fuzzy pop twice and I'll. Be back of five minutes, go sit down, but his freedom.
Alive and he would do that for eight hours. Just get up
but for five minutes and sit back then before he'd come, so he would never
back in that- and he would just keeps them
they keep behind on alive,
fuck you face a Hutu FUCK knows, listen
light they all through the Harvey under a bus, but these animals have been doing this system.
Most Chicago, since,
he's less Chicago is when I read that article about the cuban Superman that they branda was sleeping with what they blatantly talked about. An ironical was exactly
What was seen today only behind closed doors that Cuba had become.
Able to sex. Will you go see if I can go get fucked up
they pass through this week in Mexico that a girl could give factors,
twelve years old? You really need that rule. Really, that's the rule. You need in this area. I would just kappa subject that you could beat at eight twelve years old. Is the act of MRS Mask Mexico's your age or something and you let the jam
over twenty five years old? Will you just can say why, as a woman twelve years old, that's insane, that's insane scary in Israel.
You, fucking believe they're, my god look at this, the federal
status at the age of twelve as the minimum age of consent. While the age
wish. There are no restrictions for consensual sexual activities is eighteen sex with someone, twelve too
eighteen is not illegal per se, but can still be opened process.
Lucian under certain circumstances, I believe, is what is I mean, so it's it's aged twelve.
The age of minimum age of consent, but the age
which there are no restrictions for consensual sex, is eighteen. So the idea
is that sex between Saunders, twelve and eighteen
it's not illegal, but they might be able to lock. You have a video, some super creepy.
That is not many match of those cycle. Some person to just
we went after twelve. That one is that the United States on Mexico, Moscow.
That's why people would fly. There is an actual you I typed in Mexico, but this is an article on Wikipedia by age of consent, North America, where access is federal ourselves.
Wait, a minute that what I just read was about North America. How is
a real. I just saw North America too. That's why I asked of US states right, I'm sorry, not undo North American, United States of America Right North America. Canada to that is that it does not possible thing. How was it
is it really possible that twelve to be the age of consent anywhere? What are you talking about? That's crazy is eating right as the federal
let's go. You scared the shit out of me Jamie Lloyd Directive. We can here in Amerika, it's not yet. Yes, this article is about North America, age of consent and North America, and there is states here where it slower than why there's a couple, I believe it's fourteen
it is out of real change. Ok, so twelve sovereignty, the twelve, are the ones that are in white, which is that
in Mexico right. Ok, there are spot.
And all the way up the coast right. That's the Mexican yeah that side, but that that
thing is twelve years old, the age of two sat a bluish. Sixteen through that's a lot of states. Sixteen that's kind of crazy,
lot of fucking. U S states how quick! Sixteen that's crazy. Fortunate central sees me was a central America,
As for fourteen to eighteen, Central America, interesting, that's that agents,
One thing is bananas? Go back to that little mapping, employees that is weird to look at our
there be way less of those. Sixteen look, I'm a sixteenth there are and what are the darker?
Can you go all the way down, so we can see the whole scale. So seventeen is that and then wound
taxes savareen is eighteen smells like Florida.
After this less greens, and there are blues Morse, the age of
Consent is sixteen. This current is that possible. This is not current. It seems
Alaska. Sixteen, too.
I assume that was our eighteen does have. It was like eight
either way it could be like seven six and have you never know that fucking that crazy place fucking crazy place? That's where why people go to.
So like pay, I just found out about it. There was a time you gonna amended by bills. Old countersign, go pain, doctors pay me,
occasionally. I just read the shit recently that that that, while got abolished some that's why
We people left, learn their people
when a flawed in droves, just Ruth Paine doctors in droves? I don't know about this shit here. While there is a great deal,
commissioner, that we ve talked about many times called the oxy cotton express and they sort of documented that whole
wrote from Ohio, Kentucky and all the way down through George all the people, it would go into Florida just to get pain pills
to do is get into Florida and you get a doctor and say
hurt you back and they would have a pharmacy right next to the doctors office and all the pharmacy had his pain pills. So you go there. You tell the doktor.
The doctors is great here here: some fuckin serious, hard core drugs that can kill you don't
more? These he'll die there super powerful opiates. But since I wrote the road it on this piece of paper,
go buy it, so you go next door and you're buying your bind the hardest of hard core you're buying hillbilly heroin. You buy an ox cart, you go.
Deep not never done that Shitt I did morphine when I got my knee operated on the give me the pump thing and get press it and press it and press any want to get more morphine
no idea what article feels like put them morphine felt, wonderful, actually kind of did not feel good was a feeling. I one time that was
not for me, as I had almost like it. He arrived tiny everybody lives definition. Either
I like blow. Bridling met winner wooded what it actually do feel leg. Was it not good
I took a little tiny piece like I'm, always a fan of something that might put me to sleep. I don't reveal like this, could put you to sleep. You know what I'll give it a fucking shot. I, like sleeping you, try to go to sleep on Oxycontin,
do you my pass out? Who gave me a sixteen that was? There was nothing. There was nothing that I popped it and I just felt like my blood pressure drops like I couldn't even do anything so I went to sleep when I just
Never to take that shit again. This certain should have taken that. I just knew that I was never going to that. Just wasn't going to work for me. Damn
you don't heroin has done effective for a little while I can takes you somewhere and if you don't put the brakes on his shit and your gun on that
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What day is that that just seems- and you will be up to fucking days thinking you die-
let me go lay down
I can't sleep on sweat north, my those sweat, so
pills. I've always had the
how I can fuck sleeping pills, Santa Claus, this map he added to dangerous rent,
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getting nowhere, yeah so farmer, but call the six.
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this man. Ok, but
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forget heroin, forget, even if you have a car, those forgetting burger King whopper, get up
six in the morning. Give yourself three minutes. My the cigarette. Your body does not recover from that. Don't know how bad is. Do you stop doing it,
damage, so I'd look at it the same they were reef. I met my body, wake up alone, but had a drink
let the bodies heat
glass of water when ice, let my bodies he wake up, get the stomach, Gawain drink a little coffee and
bang ass, a reef Lahti, it's a different day.
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but I gave a magna railways. Six in the morning was
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some from GM see they get me gone a little bit in the mornings. I still take my on protein bad I lit by, but I do take a substitute for. I know that
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you don't know names. I just names performance levels,
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that the speedometer you get sanding you die. I got sand and the doubts I have further disburden, listen speedometer got a strengthened that strengthens it, but this
the shit you could do without thanking like a marathon, is something I watched. My fingers,
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smoke so much we re getting paranoid.
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gonna tonight biogas bond tonight, I'm have been taken a few days after the Netflix yeah. Nice
reform love again with it. I wanted to
to get to take time off.
It's really weird how you live and you learn and you still forfeit dumb shit. You know
the only person I shall listen to when it comes to commie issue
see you enough level taught you enough about. I gotta get out more planes with you.
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to really nice guy fucking, great fuckin special. You know
but every once in a while. I'm sorry, I'm saying this word. I always think I get the white moment and I'm on a white comics,
The reason why you like me in the people like miss because you don't know what's gonna, come out of my mouth.
I become a writer detriment,
the comedian normal
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jointly as normal
that's not when Joe it is supposed to do. I know you are supposed to do, but this shit the tap and now scared the shit out of me.
So now I gotta go up there. You paid twenty five bucks to see me. I got a lot thing. Can leave my soul up there
take that should seriously now, but on five Degen Luba too seriously this shit you see now in what way?
The people coming to the shows people coming to the shows to see you them and they want to do. You see
do well, so I got it.
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work on high that I believe in that bullshit
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That's why I realize I'm going back to being a fuckin lunatic. I'm gone back to midnight spots.
We can go back the midnight spot
I'm going back to carry Kali gotta go back there
yeah. I got back to those Bob only spots. Another late,
What are the only ones that keep you if you going to play it? If you listen for me to be in uniform, that's the only way I could do it at ten.
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back then late like we used to go on, for I was asleep, but two or three weeks
then you have me open. Buy me a fuckin pink that sandwich link in the old days, while you like to ten fifteen spot, is put their police cars. They put me in that position. I'm sick.
Fuck em been that Fucking job mulvaney position on my job millennium opening night, but-
you there to see me because something's going to come out of my mouth, that's going to be funny, but nothing funny coming out of my fucking mouth. I love you but you're. That's just crazy talk,
What you do is your way of doing it. It's great at ten, it's great it ain't you could do at three in the afternoon showed the amazed they stared at me. Distortions ass. They sat near there, I'm gone back the midnight they die, I'm takin the Kennison spots. Again,
three nights a week,
second hand. Let them when I get home at one stamped with thirty two you'll. Do the late
Yet you know why man, the reason why do this early shit is because I'm trying to be normal. I read that book. You podcast, like I said
Ray Mackay, though, unlike this hold our second, so you're gonna, close out the store and do like an hour longer? No fifteen, twelve, the twelve fifteen magazine, I d like to don, bear situation out there. Listen joy, at least for the most was earlier,
I'm just saying you got
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was the last guy. I was. Does that mean that's what they say about Brody way? Does the Kennison spot in order not to lose the midnight one? Let's go,
the poor Molly spot. Ok, what's this!
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the closer you get another one. Now twelve will be realistic. Twelve ten
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They really want to hear these dumb three jobs in my pocket.
I have to think of it and it taught me how to write.
Really good. What are you
It is changed recently, like the one of the things a lot of people than sand with, especially
me too, movements of people are more cautious about Saint controversial jokes. Now. Do you feel that
feel like energy in the air, be indifferent.
Do you feel like? I know you won't get mad at me?
feel the energy different, because what g it don't apply to me don't apply to me,
doesn't apply to me and it's never going to apply them.
I understand me shooting especially in network. You don't want me to use words. This point
and I get that this is a business rises business
and I got miles defeat, but what
but the calmly store, when I'm at the improper,
but I'm at the last factory.
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New York, Gotham, you gotta. Let fly
Let a fly out. Ok, I'm sorry! Not just so you know now be sorry, you knows it's just so you know you don't I put on yesterday, which I guess what I put on the studio yesterday
This is it this. Is it because it's time for what
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coffee lowered, it is hustler culture references how slow it is
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one when he meets the wine on Meat Dracula.
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how he wanted us to do it here.
Was how we have to do it yeah. He didn't give a fuck what the fuck was said if a company
wants to pay you HBO with CBS and Joey. Can we talk to you in the corner? We can't have that junk, because we got a complaint about that. I'm an adult I can't sell
listen bill Hickses dead. Now, if you're feel too good myself. Okay, alright right, let's cut
fuckin shit? Ok, we do this for profit
And then a fuckin they were feed, not families are right, so
but is also a way you do it, and this is also why I apologize away you do it from profit. You know when I watch the richer prior thing and I know he went through a Hollywood bowl and they would do anything for gaze anyone uptown went against a gaze. I got it
suck. My would do I don't know I don't know, but it
who was supposed to be in a way as a comedian was supposed.
Be the social column of society in a way
in some way. So now you wanna take that away from me.
How take the away, I can't say I grew up on the wall,
retorted,
rob on the word faggot. I grew
In a word. I grab a lot of words of people's unacceptably
and I'm very sorry that you don't accept them, but it
too late for me to change my game right now,
I'll. Try! My heart, I try my honest. I'm still going
they try me from time to time. I know defence, but
you're a comic, listen,
and the first seven minutes. Any news is about
What's goin on the world and next time
minutes is bad. I never talk about power, those among the top off on the felon Saudi above.
Pod daylight. Both there's just things: I'm not gonna talk about kicking and abortion child member for a long time. Every comic was
our children are born free that that's not my style.
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thank you.
I have found you
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and my reality was really will firecrackers you buy from China.
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today. Many combines probably to look into now that might be like, maybe on the first one is called out on it. That's races to think that black, due to a big dicks is it is a bit of its positive. Is that part
like a positive, attribute racist. I give you said age
people are better at math people say that's racist, how
racist if there really good at something like if they have more talent,
or skill or more accomplishments hasn't resist. This is
the ratio of its good right like Jews, accept it. If you to tell our
That more european Jews, one Nobel science prizes, is there, of course, which more court is. It is a racist,
to talk about how many Jews, or so fuckin smart. But why is that? Why does a goddamn smart? You can think about how many german
and am european Jews. Well fuck ends.
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with a columns trot explained to me once
values, their education and experiences, and what led to go?
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who won the Nobel Science Prize? Try that I don't know, I don't even
with these numbers, I'm Talkin on mass. I know that it's definitely heard it talks. Disgust
a giant number. We do know that joy didn't tell me. Let me know what body I need to be.
Fourth of July baby. This is our our countries. Birthday is a tie
that we should cherish, think I wish
the national anthem. Maybe later we got to be opened
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was your experience. Doing you Netflix special era.
There was great Netflix, I take my adds autumn. Everything was great. It was my fuck up. It was my fuck up. I let it get into my head too much. I listen to too many people when I forgot the number one thing to be funny:
to be so, does it matter becoming each other? You fell to. First of all, I think was a disaster. The second one I redeem myself, a little bit will put some together, saves under Saddam work and really I now go back.
My oh my stand up again, it's hard. When you know you can only have two shows
to show this terrible bush more, no more
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I think, about it, and then I take a flight back with dice from New York and I look at dice right before I approached him. I sit and I look at him from ten feet away for ten
I think to myself. Is this what I want to be doing at that age and I think about what would we be doing but would be doing you really want to be around your wife and your daughters every fucking weekend very fucking wake you already used to leave in one weekend at least a month already used to it, there's going to be a casino
I'm just going to pay you once a month to leave the house with two that if you would you be happy with your act? If you want to going out once a month like if
we're doin up in practice and go about once a month can be awful put.
Don't say this, I'm saying you still hosting the pizza place on Wednesday night flights and yet still
pretend I moved to Fucking Columbus, Ohio, ok, ok,
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watching you. You know they listen to my starving calumny. I started the guy's name was George MC ensured,
Mckelvey was a really special guy Jojo because he had been on the tonight show with George, with the whatever, as a comic as a stand. Up and that's
fuckin epitome for one of us whether he became
your prior or not. He was on. What's a name come on fuckin help,
I've, knowing that tonight shop, Johnny Carson,
Let me close did stand up and Jolly put him on the couch. You know the debate.
Georgian recovery was the real deal when George was seventy I'll, never
Eddie call everyone that he's. Ok, what he don't get, I'm sending us drive the Colorado springs and get onstage open up. I can get on that states does a famous manager that was at that at the club. With the time would let you go on stage unless she took them?
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that old guy had no career. Basically, he did the local places he home to clubs and he worked
the couple clubs and higher still he died on the
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my between isn't until he died. I am lost contact. What George ground down on the road
Why don't we start out on a diet around? I know you don't know what I can for years. I thought I wouldn't be doing this. Fifty guess what
I'm fifty five and I don't want you not just doing this. What's important, you still latin swing. You still have fun,
doing a lot of crazy shit that get you in a lot of trouble. Today, that's what I brought up with we're talkin about the you know and are quotes me to era people going after people today for good or for bad and
two still have a wild controversial act in this politically. What are you will hold our second? What is what are we going to have to meet to people for, for me, taken
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wife and I have a chop suddenly
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they can make in two thousand and two. We would doubt both to blog gonna, be my guest, be my guest,
but I want to see footage
be z, I'm sorry and take it and just in them saying there's a lot of people. Then I'm gonna get me to look at the other guy. For years he was known as heroin attic navigate
exclusive of sexual misconduct
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rather the one. The guy that way,
and heat that the narrow put him into rehab himself.
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who was well. How do you like Tom,
we're that guy's been a junkie for two thousand years. All of a sudden, I can't remember last Sizemore size oversized. Some girl comes up with twenty six which, in your humility,
to me on the movie set when I was eleven. That's great and dandy dog,
Carolyn somebody's live now, but did what are you
Think is happen, and this is my question like. Why are why are people accepting these
These situations, like the Chris Hardwicke situation or wise
Nobody, I instantly thinking that the guy's guilty
no one giving him a child benefit of doubt? No, nor no just
this court there's no, nothing and in sums some cases like the worst case, was Garrison Killer Garrison.
Killers, the host of the lake Woebegone chronicles like this
YO show on PBS. I think it is that what it is he
Apparently hug, the woman in his hand, went down her back. This is this is the depiction and he apologized to her
and he sent her an email. She said, don't worry about. It's no big deal was nothing and then they continued. I believe
De correspond and we're friends again and then this all this
Stuff start happening with alpha
again, and then he had this complaint brought up by this woman. She re introduced.
And so that a long time ago, put his hand on my back and the council to show they took his name off of it and they did it like really cool.
And it's one of those things worried scope, ok, really like the guy,
one moment in time touches
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will error and it was creepy. I don't think it was. I dont know
I'm not saying I know, but that's it just.
Someone's back, and that is a hysterical reaction. That is,
stereo? It's almost a definition
of hysteria. Units argument
A person does not a personal touch someone's back like we gotta, be real careful with
what you destroy a person's whole life with so another one.
Side, you have the worst case scenario, which is like a bill Cosby whose drugging people and raping people
The worst case scenario for these powerful elite type- people that are
getting these women into their web and proud. We wisely on right he's another one
stay wall in on it and everybody nobody is they know about, and written into his contract was a sexual harassment. Clauses were in his contract. Right was now
It was known for years shovel collects, and I we read Harvey under bothered me by Harvey. They would more about what we are. Indeed, every map
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This is a legal act, agents manages Oprah
because everybody move
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thousand seven Jody has come
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chile chatter, but it's ok! It's a charter.
Just let em gentlemen
that's not a that's crazy number. Two Jamie! You ready for this Jesus. Ok,
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about a joke that somebody said the store no other place. I went to internship took me in the back and suck my dick under the car, and then she stick a finger in my ass and that's what we talked about. So if that's what we talked about, you going to look me in the fucking face like a man that you are in the men that you've been around and told me: Harvey Weinstein, never turned the bride or is all the bodies in Merced
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its body was, I have for dinner. I walk out some lady pulls up a little
and I say I'm never bill immoral. She goes we'll get in.
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he's telling the story and brutal. Is this? Only those now now
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says weapon I'll polaroids
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I believe that Harvey Weinstein was, with time, do probably
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that knew what he was doing. I want you to remember, being twenty seven and having
for you boys that would come back every Monday will a different story: Karate school yeah aid or ass, a factor.
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you're about we get to that club. The club photovoltaic Joan Joy was it the wasted years, fall asleep on stage in its shit right. So it's the same day dream yeah, I think so I think gum I think, what's one as things stand,
it's good for that. It's it's an exercise. You doing why you live in your life and the better Stanhope gets
Usually a better indication that you're thinking better, like your your life's more in order, you more tuned in you, know, you're doing stuff, that's hitting harder, because you've got better points. You know how to edit it better and usually that that
you can use that. I think, like embassy, member, that moving more better blues,
I love that movie made things I loved about a movie. I got inspired to work on my act after them. When we also think about how much musicians practice he was just always practice and in these girls is hot. Girls want
and you are now. I gotta practice practice those like damn the discipline crazy,
disappointed that man has to play that trumpet in practice it over and over again, and it made me really think
as a comic. We don't work like that. We don't have to rehearse all day,
Are we really rehearse at all, but musicians like a really good musician mean they're always,
work and there was try and in training and working on their craft, and we do it.
On stage in front of people, probably more than a lot of musicians. Doing with her. You know costly, regular touring, but its we don't. We don't have that kind of
the work ethic attached to what we deal if you wanna play a phenomenal trumpet those guys
birth control and the way they can blow those horns- man, they practice all the time they put in hours and hours working on that
and I was thinking about, like that's a different kind of craft to different gonna craft, the debility.
Way musician musical instrument, the thing about stand up that becomes a Prob
sometimes that it's kind of you can cut
and of pull it off and you can do it really
now or you can kind of pull it off into kind of pull it out. You don't need a whole lot effort. You need a few good son
Jackson, a few good ways of expressing at, but to get that we can kind of pull it off and turn it into a bit smashes a bit that you put in the UK,
wait to get that punch line. Cuz can be a nuclear bomb. That's where the real work comes, and I think
or a lot of us. It's the difference between how much energy put towards anything. But it's you stand com
your painting or one of the fuck. You do how much
you put twas you're writing how much energy to put towards thinking about it. The more you can do, the better. It's gonna, be,
That's as a fundamental thing that nobody ever tells you people tell you should write, but not just that you should write.
It also listened to your shit. You should also perform, but the whole key to it all is just applying different kinds of focus towards your act and if you look like a move movie like Mo Blues, like he's doing it better
plan that fuckin trumpet you realize, like disguise, like lost in the act of practising this beetle.
For musical instrument, and this is his craft and he takes pride and be an excellent.
Is craft. You just hang around all day, still probably blowin awesome tuna
but now you fuckin practices- and I remember thinking about that- goddamn, that's probably something it's Miss
from the lives of most stand up, and I should probably try to think about that more
with my own life.
I love the writing and I love the performing. I hate the listening
yeah, that's a hard power Louis! This is a very rough from me and I listen. I forced myself in before the special I forced myself
to listen a lot and it made me two fuckin over critical. In got me to over fucking critical
a week before I take, I also went to places that I didn't put my name on the gazebo just to see how my jokes were doing from the regular people and that fucked with my head a little bit, I'm in a lot of couple of little mistakes and training camp, but that's a training camp
the word yes now agree must have been doing for twenty seven years. I doing it. I get better every fuckin here, my breathing. I get something better going up, onstage coffins levels and dug its twenty seven fucking is gonna, be Doin authority. This next month is on me
fucking years. Did you ever see yourself doing,
for thirty years, I still remember walking into the main room and Mitya was a her booth and Paul with states lies in that room apart apart. She she me
only she goes even knowing Tom. If a tiny years that follows, I tat, I mean don't calmly for eleven, I still another twenty seven crazy and it's like you watch people why Georgia will fuck you up: F, relentless without even breathe, and every child joggled there you'll be in you'll, get that fucking hell. You think you got him in the Fucking Gilad theme. Next thing, you know you're on your back. Looking up, we arm in that China would doing right now. I feel,
myself, when I see a guy with a quarrel about that? I'm right, that's the level now that were, I can control a lot of shit,
Joe. What are your secrets was following me was putting yourself and bad position which,
Individuals like the biggest Ghana, roaming away. You busy right now
Did I tell me at all those tat? Are you on the road which made the black what the fuck is wrong? Get on top of me just joking,
who taken me on the road is long
somebody's gonna hate commit physical. While you wait, three honey
I weigh one forty get on top of me. A mouth
on one hand, the no side there
start right, then start right falcon, but all the, but only if you think about it that way see. This is what was important about this one,
things deported about Travelin with all really funny people did it all.
Becomes a negative when you think about it as a negative one, someone's funny, you should be
I think, and enjoying it, and it makes your time more enjoyable when you go on stage. Yes, it does I needed or learn that
the way I learned that one of the ways we go on the road you.
I knew that you were gonna crush and so that everybody else would like to take. You know we're both right
lively, young and our comedy careers back then right so like we're talking about I've, been
call me, maybe nine years or eight years. You were a lot wiser about the game, like you introduced me to shit that I've never even like. I read a few books and watched a few tapes, but you had the practical knowledge that I needed like you will devote text
Well what I did as I thought about the same way. I thought about martial arts. That's one of them
that's why I wanted to go on the road with you all the time I was like you don't get better or sparring people that suck you get better
he spar with wizard,
You got to be real careful when you spawn with wizards, and so it's like what I would need to do is have someone goes on stage in front of me and just crushes. We had some. I had some tough set
after my one time in rascals.
Rascals in Western Europe,
It was in West horns or EAST Orange West West Orange New Jersey, fucking great club, but you went up in
you got into it with people in the audience about something you which is on fire just on.
Fuck! You, you cry
and I had a real hard time going on after you, and I remember thinking
ok! This is a very important lesson like this is important
something that I'm not doing right, that he is doing right,
what am I a hog mom, not nervous, I'm nervous goin on after some that having fun up there so he's having fun and I'll be intense.
When all Jesus better, not suck some put in my head
this better, not sockets, to total wrong way to a proactive approach to fight like that man.
I get smashed most likely. You want to approach a fight thinking about the things you're going to do, not the things that you want to like worrying
what can happen if you get hit. You don't think like that. You just think about doing
your thing and then adjusting along the way, and I
the wrong mindset- and I need
to see someone kill a bunch of times in front of me and then bomb go after them to realize it.
Something's wrong here. The wrong thing.
And I'm goin on stage tents, because some
was funny, that's ridiculous, like I should be the opposite. I should be happy that some else
because I love comedy- and this is what I
to do I mean I want to watch it if I'm not doing it. So why am I so tense? It's just a
bad way of approaching a problem, and I think this is one of the things that fucks people up in life.
You approach a promise same way every time and you never stop just completely. Look at the whole thing from the top down
look at the whole thing go. What what am I trying to do here?
trying to get tighter and funnier and better. What are we going to do? A lot of sets are gonna write and I gotta work with murderers. Those, the key like
working with guys like you and all of us working together and also people knew of they came to see us. I cases
just gonna be Joe. Goes,
and he's the hero, the show new going to get re who's going to go on in murder, you're going to go on and murder, and then I'm going to go up and it's a fucking
come soccer, robots show, we add, we went on the road. Do we did cup,
college I mean I'm clubs or other across the country we did, I mean,
knows how many fuckin cities you and I, and already toward fuckin crazy numbers, just
over and over again banding together HUN,
This shows together figuring out how to fuckin get everything perfect together
amount of we d smoke before you're Goin Stage, the right amount of getting Joey ideas, riled up
come and yelling about sound then are here. I want you to see something to go into the bathroom they'd be a shit. It looks like a crocodile trying to crawl out of the toilet, bore all that stuff. That's
rock and roll comedy man it help both of us.
Both of us a lot and it also exists
a tone, but I think for a lot of us, like you should be with
funny people should all everybody should try hard should not like think that anybody doing good is bad for you, it's great, it's great for you, it's great for everybody that everybody's like
doing, good together is better for everybody. When I go on the road now I go on the road, I'm a little Joe Rogan principles like that's my whole row thing. The only thing I added to the only Jeet Kune. Do I add it to it as my travel I'm in and out fast, I don't fuck around.
Yeah go right over. There is no radio necessary. I play just like you now we saw another.
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because they have relationships with local radio stations Ellie. You know Casey W. I want to get in the cool I going
because you want to talk to the people on the way up, the giant
I shall write down. There's lots of people out were there for me when I wasn't yesterday station the problem
the waken up in the morning. But what are we to assist? Kills it just goes
we gotta get in their day earlier because of you.
You Friday morning, you gotta get in their Thursday. You can't you show a Friday three can have. No, I can't do it. I fly out Thursday
fuckin succeed, that's the best you got out rat
the family and I gotta be we allow the shit. It's not like. I used to be met itself, but the thing
there. I love about like this time
is it even though people supersensitive, like we're talking about people, wrote real sensitive about get in trouble for stuff there still run
come Saddam robots comedy going on. It's still wild out there. I do deeds are still doing crazy, fuck and jokes. It's it's
fun people taken real chances, doing real stand up.
When it does a lot of on this bill. Bur does you mean go down?
are. You are you doing to real stand up? You know, there's a bunch of real
dollars now Santino he's doing
Dangerous stand up
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the story, I told you a being on top of a hill at seventeen and being homeless it because I had a lotta chances to ice myself chop a lot. I am chances dies myself. I could get my fuckin prison and dignity get mad on bail. When I got out on bail out a lot of fuckin doubt my friend, then you get Madame Bail
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to a friend's house to sleep in his house at night I slept in a rocket ship for a month outside of the park in Floral Park and see those rocket ships in your kids play on. I still want to go up to the third floor of the rocket ship, finishing off my coke and jerking off on the third floor at five in the
outside in a fucking park with leaves around mean shit. There was a lot of times I had
I want a visual,
some may have no idea how I got a third floor with a bottle of welcome.
Mariner silver, vodka, a bag.
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you ve taken to yourself. I God took away my mother, God did this. This is all godfather because, as did the same God lie.
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son, though I thought it was Ike's on with you know this trend of welcome people. I seen themselves that scares me actions
is this some were written. This is something that we get weak on, in other words
blue drugs and what Dane Systems and we can't land fucking, prescription drugs, values on one medication, some sort of medication and they
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and I'm sitting there, and he says that about going out of something to welcome. My lip started shaken like MIKE
I know this guy and I miss him.
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and I started cry like how
somebody. Let this go in a room and just ice themselves is
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in the window was freezes. I could he was sleeping room adequately been hallway and there was a mattress on the war had like pistons from while the kids and I pulled down, I slept on and when I woke up, he had a dog and when it was too ill to quality, just let the dog shit downstairs and there was a twenty pieces,
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and it was all me in black: do it so one day
our welfare cheese boxes, and I took like twenty to twenty four in
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given that at the end, like one of those things that snail that's a long brown snakes, I fitted perfectly into this cheese box and I took a flag of american flag like the cheese I pull on, and I put it this draw
every night, and he had the first bunk
the way out here to everybody, had a walk in the black guy
rob had dongle God,
damn it smells like shit, this motherfucker and he
say I know it does. I don't know
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like a month when they were not draw
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very story. It's fuckin crazy. It's a long story.
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children's generation- maybe one more after that, and I really do believe it's over. I think we're going.
In a great with fuckin computers. I think we're real close to it. Now can't even go
whole podcast. Well, look at our fire hose at times it. You know it's weird.
We can integrate with computers?
We live in and some weird world we get this fuckin virtual reality thing here now: the hd survive vibe should try this thing out,
There was a little afraid, you'd fuck out, you think you're another place,
there's a zombie games and Games or Europe on top of a cat
sold defending the castle, shooting arrows down it monsters
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we're went into a weird world right now, Joe ideas
pewter relating not much information to have much of a heart of these things too much from what listen
this thing I do not have social media good for you. You do know that we have to the right
that social media have Facebook and I'm not, but that is social meet my bit my hotmail o mesh. Nobody even provide therapy blackmail.
What the fuck you dont want, so you limit your aunt ear, interaction that year
that smart limit my interaction on the road, the Ipad, no social media,
convinced. Will that and Anna riding on my ipod? That's what it is.
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nodded. At no note, I have on the phone- and I ran on here from time to time, but none to follow you rising on some
that's all you Ipad yeah. So what I do is all right on no book in the mornings and then
once I take the baby to whatever I got a coffee shop and transferring it. If I really like it to the Ipad, now work on it and then I look at the whole thing is a whole. Now milk, instead of the notebook- and I don't know my spelling- and I can't
What that word was the social media part is a big part of all that I'm talking about as it were just getting closer and closer to each other and some weird ways. I gotta be nothing compared to the next wave, whatever the next week
this. Would they really do figure out a way to integrate either
virtual reality or with the call on augmented reality like aware, appear sunglasses and could have Google maps it not by he can google thing
The image is giving navigation. It's gonna, get real,
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While these me, when someone is not a fan of life, so I don't want him around me: who's, not avail life, a lot of people. We forgot. Really. We forgot to many cameras yet
Pictures to many videos. Listen! I was raised in a society. Don't unity to me really talk to me to find pictures of me.
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wine, but the camp where we need more that backstage right. But you don't like my way. You know we
I am a stern believe on white text messages because on the brake or a douche
I wanna hit your Roland voice.
We ve got some people, I don't wanna, hear you ve broken voice,
I want to hear your voice because I know what you're thinking. If I hear your voice, you can't buy care back.
Thereby too so want to hear your voice. I told is telling people that I love that thing,
you do like you, don't want to have to do you, like my one friend the only time I would text you if you text me first yeah I'll text, you back, but I call you we talk on the phone you have to check in you have to have that you
You have to be assume these this days. I will have nothing on my books.
You know what I don't want to do, but guess what I'll do I'll push myself I'll, be sure and I'll push myself to go row because that's human contact and it's it's it's it's the most positive human contact.
Right. Take about a new role in the street were fighting about something of me knuckles and I grab your game
please divine fuckin, that's his human
So I know I'm not going to do this, but I'm going to do that tonight on the right. A little bit maybe spend some time with the girls. Maybe I might take the girls to dinner
I also know that make myself have that human contact about judge,
ya. You you're gay Joey, you just a closet, Fag Roma women- men, that's great, but I had human contact had an emotion. I shook hands with a guy.
I sweat on me and I spent on a man
builds a certain type of emotion between two men and they now have to be homosexual acts of death
the type of fuck your man really is. It is when you stop what you're doing and go cha cha cha cha, Cha cha starts up. Let's get up
you teach me something, I'm sweating,
my fat fuck and potato chips. What is
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squeeze vague. Now. Do that to me next time. You know that those two years psyche is a man tat, a man, that's beating you teaching! You get up, Sir John, I guy in the guillotine, but stick
come on you're, sweating guy alone are not just at one time just squeeze where they could Joe Joe Joe, you fucking, kill me Jesus, that's a complete different part of a man. I think so too. I think that that you bought things
for you, the human contact it also it alleviates the attention of, like men, have tension that they might get to physical education.
In that way. We do this great you, relax, walking. People are scared of vitamin D. The society people of sunlight, you gotta, get out.
Some little bed depression is depression. People talk about again many times at.
Be the price you how many times I have had the opportunity to call you know, I'm depressed, I get the press for ten forty minutes right then I smoke
this too, to loot, fuckin in cheap
but you and I think, a sentiment. You said my left, my fucking ass off, you know on the way up here
high up and they sat with his gotta used to fuck me. Other body shop was a detail. It used to fuck me every day, couldn't be them up his lot bigger. I would so have you used my mind. I saw dead mouse one day,
I took him upon his jacket pocket. He was driving the work on morning, anyone his partner for a cigarette. We found the mouth and crashed his cup
Joey wherein almost like for our aren't, let's get out of here. It is
God. I love you. Thank you very much for having me
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improv. Why urine I'll do
the theatre to death. I dunno a gentleman and then I'm in Nashville and Huntsville Alabama the Euro. But besides purchasing you look great a lumber undertake you're off Robin, will train and will have Jamie TAT, Mary measures that will would come in with your cycle of the wood, different cardiovascular machines, and then
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machines to do circuit of like some kettlebells exercises would do. Can you degenerates?
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Yes, I do. I reset me clubs. I do arboreal Crane club workshop.
Friday, I'm going to see my man, Joe Schilling, and shit beautiful tulip from Uncle Joe Beautiful
the way you told me to do it. Like I looked at him and I said what are you crazy? I know this.
There's only one way to do it.
While our brother Eddie, we have a great time with the kid Sierra Awesome heard, was locked him. Thank you, brother, thank God for some place like Dizzy loaned. You have kids when you, when you didn't, have kids or is a fuck about Disneyland, but when you have kids,
they stopped me at the gate. Cuz they found them
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