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is, I lean protein and green snack and then juice and an eye twelve hours reduces but man I fucking what I lose out. forty pounds in seventeen days and it it just came off ebay, user. Here's a reason that wasn't reagan? Yeah one dragon wasn't, do a coffee and I was working on those like I was taken in twelve hundred galleries. I was born of four thousand. hours at yale cloth eating. What's coffee? Do I don't know? I think it was it's more like it's a term that cause he's got a lot of benefits to it the window dieting. It stimulates your appetite. But if you don't put sugar like I drink, I drink a black too, just like my music yeah yeah, where I live, just like my penis However, what is a my some people, always I'll need cup of coffee than one yeah. I like it. I like cup, of coffee too. I just do one where I do a lot of time. I drink enough coffee shop,

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airport even know this guy was paying his bills. even now that she wasn't gonna fuckin checks by their would yacu shit really to a certain amount, though yankees shit, so I didn't know what it was for, but denied an attorney in two thousand and five. He came back with a fucking laundry list. and that's why they won't, they won't come. They will get their passport. Now think, I'm way not as one fuckin warren in seattle. The family work. That's the only reason that, as a war without a flock of anger management, Was it was the one where fuckin the tooth is this was dealt with the one, but that was the one which drew up the check. I pull the fuckin hair out of a fuck him. the ghost was told the story of the public

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check and check. I take three hundred dollars. Meanwhile, I'd be minus eighty yeah, I don't jump around for a change in the fucking ass man. I I still gas like three times on treble just because they were so fucking shitty mona limited run. What I never did the trouble triple fucking pansy, I heard people talking out of another again yeah. I never ones taxes as KP, with all the I be candle. He hastily, I thought, wanted to that'd be kinda. Would book you, I got a friday in mecca duchess, which is east, is tat. almost louisiana and a sad day and odessa A great he's been today saturday. You are for, in our drive shots

one hundred and fifty dollars, but he would trick you yeah he'd say I got a wednesday to sunday and thursday pays three. Fifty and sunday is nine thousand, but friday and saturday paid to fifteen. You go beautiful, yeah I'll, take it and then two weeks before the gigging call, in the end, I owe the earth thursday Sunday fell out, yeah the only ones that didn't fall out of the ones you're getting a buckler call yeah right yeah I was working from. I had a great relationship I was doing treble and the laughs yeah yeah yeah. It was an open micah and one day I I book for neither pretty nice. It was like mate. It was like all new mexico and one texas thing for for GW kendall, and I moved to seattle with the tooth, and I still got this week, but when I booked the week I was living wasn't a bad week. Seattle I got attacked eighteen to that before I get

at the new mexico yeah for equality one day, and he goes hey man no wednesday, not thursday, no sunday, just one. Seventy five for friday and two hundred except satellite- and I said, listen man, I'm living in seattle. Now you know- and I gotta tell worth appeal. I told the truth. Rafik yeah. I got a three inequality and spend that just in gas in a way that If you want to work for sea w candle again yeah, but I don't show up there. I will talk to the improv and tell them not to book you all this shit When you are too young is doing comedies. He has no poet the uprising nodded it I mean. Is it he's a shit talk you know. The thing is: is that that she would will an hour time if he would talkin bout himself in. Par jesse. Would italians fuckin hilariously w kendall yeah, so he bustled? Presently he really muscle me

I did my calmly and not. I go home with my package of cocaine with three lines left. I got my cocaine balls and I said you know what I ain't going to fucking gate tomorrow. He can suck my dick yeah river fuck out there, but nobody's talking. may later, so I got up and exploiting on bright and early you'll, see it'll be I'm in my car packed that added the fucking new mexico, Thank you, buddy. I waited till six. O clock forever it? Was four o clock and see our six in taxes, this vetoes yeah yeah the whole time, you're, not the I'm. Going to you ever fucking threaten me. You piece of shit model, what you ain't. You got a bonnet mother fucking. That was the end of that does well how about a year and a half ago I was somewhere in dallas and some came optimism blog. Would you mind doing gate tomorrow I foresee w candle.

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average claim going. Do you know where joey is? You know, and I knew where joy was joy was asleep in his apartment, looks like I'm taking a nap I, but but Peter Cosby, and he keeps on calling me and leaving messages, and I can hear the background of Houston as at gate. I mean you know, they're off your baggage. Okay, I can hear the work welcomed the houston intercontinental airport. You know I can hear all that shit behind it. For an hour and a half, it was fuck it also at that like two weeks later. He did the same thing as the last the last two years of Michael K, usage Uvira, because I got these cases of anxiety. Which I still get very slightly when I can't breathe the area and its very. It was this really weird feeling I never got it before and I would get in the car and drive to the airport and I couldn't breathe. I pull over and I just want

bree and at one time I actually was going to like it started. I was going somewhere and I was gone the night before, thank god, yeah and I got to the airport and I got on the plane and I dunno what wasn't going on a plank oak up kagami. I was just something ass to get off. The point was, after my lab in the rest of the day, and then arrest me trigly, but me? They read my rights I think I'll. Usually, when you get off a plane, we have to arrest you and take it l a county, but it was fucked up really. I spent like a whole fucking day my wife picked up by eleven o'clock at night. I got there in the morning. me and I would ask your fuckin one o clock in the afternoon. Really year was fucked up we're getting off the plane and then I wouldn't Dr all, whole what you know this to drive away the assets of the morning. I get out of your fucking car and oh yeah man. I would do that. I did that three or four times as the pete. I did this slaves,

and I wouldn't even do blow the night before it was just the stack cutting out my and then I realized. I had a problem because I went to Bob hope and they gave me anxiety pills that I these are battles we could give you when I was feeling even fucking worse and really, maybe I don't blow work, and I would Dude lie korea, those pills in that what happened sandbag yourself, so I gave want to sergio love one august vagina get how baby ass mother, whose survival I was his black com. You can become. This still does rat battles, earthlings dick. white jake's. He always gives a white there, whether my minute, he loves why women he'll give you That's gonna grab on. Yes, he would leave the coke and his asia. Is motorcycle, Michael what was a worsening? Isn't he goes so you leave? You have a motorcycle. A little bag on the side was to take the cup.

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The fucking pills are up. This is a guy that ate everything that every repot every drug telling me how fucked up those anxiety pills were. But that's my stop. I started going to acupuncture and I got rid of all the things. I've really acupuncture, Someone just tell me the dogs annex is this shit. the annexes, like it's like a dog metabolism who the fuck was this shows by some if you're, someone who probably had a problem with it and didn't want to share it now random and eighty five, I had a german shepherd in aspen he had grown so fast. He had grown so fast that his front leg, bones growler sockets here that the sockets were too small. It was the weirdest thing, so I took them to agree to fort Collins. is a big veterinary college up in colorado, and they game me these more fuckin pills that this motherfucker would the draw.

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It turns a lot of people talking about a microwave that he began, buying a wave that you fucking kidding me. That's the thing. I've said all your stories: I've been in north America. I see them walking on Kennedy, blvd with a microwave for them. I was up to the microwave another one, no problem That was our stay out of my way. I got that though, that may was crazy. So one then, when we You know when you grow, we that type After a while, it gets be like yeah yeah, we yeah, so I ran out of weed and I ran out of rolling papers and I had this bomb that was like fibreglass bomb yeah and I started the fucking swamis, whatever that the bazookas I had no weak. As I take the pop plan apart, it wasn't a hut hidden upside down. We got people like hang it upside down

If a week is out to dry it out and multiply down for two minutes, I cut the things and stuff in the pipe put the freebase in the pipe to Brazil well. I just started smoking that bazooka fucking now I'll. Never forget that's why I woke up that pipe had gone down like listen fucking, the devil could smoke that pipe the pipe melt, but it went down like when I might eleven thousand went down straight down like the bomb. Was this big melted I just would like it to get there. I dunno what the what the basis of the story was. It s also went down like one of those tat was there was this baby? More my girlfriend's welcomes. You will happen to have been. I have no idea, man, somebody was smoking. Bazooka, I'm gonna! Guess I'm gonna get one for the party on sunday We often does sunday sunday item saturday, sunday. Oh george party, saturday, grey

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tuna belly toro how that at some a couple rose, terrific man, I've forty bucks in baltimore airport in baltimore airport, and it was great big pieces- fish is so good man. It was just like this, the perfect way to fly, and it s a perfect food to fly out. It's not your good, it's clean, you feel utility human makes you drink, I'm tired of water. I get that right, arachosia get a nice heat for another man. Sitting two men. If I'd, if you'd entities be disrupted before tabasco, aren't over what fucking tabasco, I don't like. Let's go anymore, it's too lingering mcchrystal mouthwash anyway, Oh yeah, me too, I went to a cuban joint there. They gave me to a rascal. I looked at joey crystals, the shit. How good Was there for was that was that gumbo in austin across the street, from the hotel, oh I've been fucking dead,

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make us that was just a dream set. You change your life and I went. I was really ass. She was and as I'm walking off stage I see everyone getting up walking to the bathrooms where you are going to go and I walked. Overbury cats grab me, I feel hallway and he's like he's not talking to one right now, and I was like this- using pop up here. So much fucking money. Everyone wants and people are trying to talk to me about hey. I gotta show idea, go show idea and I was like a shepherd aside from unicorn fuckin, whose it get out of here, really you don't talk to a fuck. It's all the next day unnecessary. This I had more meetings. I was supposed to go to scotland with the trees I am more meetings not day that I've ever had This is me like it. Fifty minute increments. drive around town like every word, everyone everywhere and it was like one they re like oh shit. and I got a deal from it and it was, I know, of nothing happened of it, not that's the that business work back then, is like you had one hot,

and everyone fucking jump to be in on your team and then but you can only talent, identity, talent, the tv show out of it. I got the echo or did that for a year and a half or a year I know how to fuckin hostess show I dont know how to do it. Not Actually. I didn't know how to do anything. I didn't even know how to do stand up. I could We do seven minutes. seven minutes also. Chris Tucker, I could do seven minutes with Michael Jackson, oppression of the end yeah, I got a deal and then got tv shown, that's crazy, but It was like that I did. When I got my deal with will smith. I did once random that his dude was in the audience saw. and was, I think, will like you like great his im, so we met and we hung out. We had a good time and then- and he liked me and then I'll- never forget barriers like he will see. You do stand up one more time and I was like fucker. If I can make that happen again, since I got a great that one I write, but with the pressure on us like, if I could do it again and I well, I bury him,

if your manager- no no, no. No, I love Barry. I think Barry's great. I have no problems with Barry yeah. I did listen to a podcast where he kind of talk shit about me. I was like I was like. I was like fuck Barry he does a podcast. Now he does his other dudes podcast and their agenda was to talk shit about me. I was like whatever like I, it comes with the territory, though managing people yeah yeah. You know, ain't came to vegas to my taping and stay though the thing saw man these are tell you what two cents about Barry. despite what every set about me that that you Take it away his enemy. business everything fucking comes up. What goes on in one way or the other rolled off my back? I don't care, I think he can make magic happen. For me, for. I think these interested in you and he gets a passion about you. magic haven't. I think him getting fired from new wave is best thing that ever happened for anyone that work for them, so that these hungry again- and I told him all-

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Yeah everybody lost, he was whitney's manager and then she she fired him. I dunno why she fired him. Everyone's got reasons for firing him. I only fired him just cause. I couldn't get them on the phone and randomly the deaf are to be answered, I go. This is how the universe work, I know the answers on fire. Second ring a barber like fuck. I got a fire, I was in an elevator it or to those a better afar then I lost it blows. I call you back. He is he's a good you I like I always like Barry. I thought he had thought he gave great advice and I thought insights on the committee Brain were always fucking astute and, like I don't think, you're right. I think he knows what he's doing I'd The biggest really good help people shape sets like to to do a set hid. His insight is is invaluable,

He can get you great meetings and is always great in a room with you, like he's, really good in a room, but I've also found that you know for having said that there's allowed you to do that. To like it's not like her with manager cause I'm looking for a manager Judy no danger years ago. She told me I was too fat. Do aspirin I got a standing ovation stone. I was too fat. Do ass, went to fetch the tv water now got eyes, specials, six again the current six so mean site, really We go samara, Mary told me that patrice would never make it because he needed to get his teeth fixed and I was like when they come of a bear

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I'm not ready. I was never take it off. What are you doing. Otherwise man I mean was this. I love that trip flip show bro. I gotta be honest with you. I watch it all the time or tweet about it next month. I liked the fact that you go and you make people you change their lives. You give them something in tangible and the fact that you give a memories and is just a wonderful cathartic showed a watch you and I have. ending in your day. You s traveller It is a positive energy, shit man, I love it. Then I love it and it's a fucking function. in another season. Of that, just start, like september, What do you shoot, therefore? Forever? Oh really takes fucking forever yeah, because you do like you do like one episode takes like four or five days, five days with travel so you're talking to MIKE, and we do

now so like fly I'll shoot file, an ex ante shoot, but we're gonna change at this year. You know it's like it sucks, because our no, maybe I'm too critical, but, like I fight for hard to make to make sure that the casting about is genuine and he was still what's in it it looks a little fuck imposed at so so I was That's all about that and there were like will we can make it make it so fuckin, genuine it is gonna, be exhausting all cyclists. Try it. try a new way of like like a man or genuine way of casting. Let's see if that works, but here you know it's it's just it's always every shows every show I've ever been. It's always been a work in progress. You know it's good show more comedy, I'm on the road fuckin with gillis not about two weeks off doing I'm hosted a tv It's gonna be shot for tv by me time,

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nice, that's awesome. Are you going to release it online online, fuck you're, the one? Nobody wanted. Somebody just approach the two people both. No really yeah, they want all the money. I don't need them, but I need them for whatnot. in order to solve. I didn't. I need them. Ten years ago isn't unlikely now they want to call me and they want to take the first, whatever. No, no, no, you have no idea what you could do online and every month you gotta check it's a residual check every fucking month, yeah everytime, you do a podcast, you sell two thousand, I'm right. Why am I going to go? Do that and this other people contact We go to jail. No, I don't want to do none of that stuff right. One line. I want to do the fucking jew. What's the jew in the sixties, Lenny Bruce. Bruce at a box, you don't move its american box. jody audience you dont know by right of weapon box. There's no reason why you showing the guy, you ain't even laughed, and why you

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and they're, giving them money away. Man of a raw requires vessels kill yourself I, but I mean they spent autonomy on those that a lot of money, but you're, not a thing with calling while the seinfeld erected right. It was a great thing, but love what is real now is the second sci fi, some hats on age, girls, but god forbid jerry. felt tat. I was twenty years ago. What glad to know she ain't right? That was twenty flocking years ago, what what wars, this can say to you about. No, what we say about the editing o o I to tell you fuckin this afternoon I come back. I get out and monster traffic with the girls I'm exhausted. I'm stressed I go and I get in. Islas bed, Georgia's an artist. georgia's in a room she's watching tv and I said I said

a baby. To me favour. Can you see, I want to see a sums on? She goes daddy. This from doesn't have cable. I got what her tv have fun cable, all they do They go in of the wireless and stream fucking things off, netflix she's, a tv that doesn't he even attached to cable. I go the future fast. If you look at a tv as as ike as like, what channel do I watch, she knows what all watch types it in finds it watches it like fucking. That's what I think people want to switch to. I think they want to. linear tv. They aren't going to wait a week. They want it. Ok fast I and I think people like watching the spurts and chunks they they binge on it and I think that's the way it is. I think network tv maybe got ten years if that, if that was maybe really with modern family show, As I stated that shit I watched a couple weeks, is

If that's the hottest show on television caser, then we got a fucking problem. I've never seen anything all these shows. They just said that this approach with the best show everyone television. I heard that her that and it's because of the writing, the first two seasons, about a month ago. I got stuck as its honour reno HBO brought to sopranos back yeah, it's on at eight o clock every night in new york at five o clock you really and they keep playing every fuckin daily stardom all over, and I watched the first who seizes religiously because of some of the best riding tv is ever had so we Christopher Columbus when they want to fight the indians, aware of torture in Christopher Columbus either in the area That's brilliant shit. well, you'll, never see another mom movie again this country or mob television, because he d law. That's it. You can't shabata video. I want to see that iceman by the way

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Fuck fucking could cut back on all the doors locked. It comes to the shooter guy. He goes home and the girl guy goes to unfold. What did you feel when you kill the guy went home for christmas day goes well. I was pissed because when I was building my kids toys All the screws in the movie shot a guy, the same but you didn't talk about christmas ago and that what division? so many things that were inconsistent like like I grew up with the prying gaze. The problem was the mister softee character, in that we grew up with the sons really knew that I knew people that knew the father. I knew that I hit on the mother an acquaintance. As album after the father that I'd seen the mother up. I was seventeen, the mother's fucking bag and she's. Looking at thirty five, I'm stuck on her neck she's like joy, how many times you eat cookies? At my house, of luck and next and I knew the kids. I remember that the football coach went on. There was scanning the father.

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will be retired thousand and time. Oh yeah fanatical detail what happened this morning. I was waiting. I have the baby from eight to ten from eight to eleven yeah for you not because I like saving money, but because I want to hang out with, I have nothing to do with the ball. She'll have the baby I'd go for a walk. You can't do anything with your baby, so I just go to north hollywood park. I go to riverside yeah I get home I suck and put our spongebob she passes out. I see what else is growing. I went out to kill, beginning, how's strikes they do what they do. Their part would have Rammers these teaching them English do run, run, run and I'm dying laughed and then comes the pot with John candy and he walks in hey, look at those bitches and it goes a fuckin they, the movie on this flight. Was the moment. I think it s just like fuckin. He does friday because he was brilliant splash.

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imagine you doing a movie? What we re movies, a great grip. The problem is the other guys jar candy. How do you attack that as a committee, you. The following are hunting. I got a which I can give you a comic you like this. yeah man. What am I going to do there? What am I going to do there? What am I going to do? Yeah I gotta do stand next to where my shine going. That's why? Why see? There's nothing left man. I learned a lot. I guess the alarm because as you know, what I'm talking about money this year, it plays steve Moran play the straight man, a brilliant, brilliant, a whole movie brilliant, and that's what these guys. So today, I'm well, I'm sorry to get off the subject, I'm watching stripes and I'm watching I can when he, I know what I know it's come. I've lived, the movie I have thousand and I started cry. I started common because two things it would be. My dreams, the more we light out with those guys here, our raymond, the doodle married to the that's when you walk into the improbable lookin site.

Millionaire, but guess what you got to suck my dick circle with ray miss him. movie. Isn't that our aim is a funny mother fucker far, nay. He really is an everyone's funny in that cycle that dude from taxes lighten up francis yeah. You just need the news that made them think about that. More weird thing about the hangover, yeah and there's such a huge gap in comedy yeah, but yeah look! What happened? I said, look what's happening. It's the funniest movie of all time. Yeah hang on As you know the idea. What's the list of rolling stock of fucking can't stand The man with asia. Dank luck, they had a list of the best body movies net had midnight run number eight, twenty, Why are you so? The areas of excellence on ten, as in the top five min ironic, that really in the b was nobly members fuckin james com?

and my man, Alan arkin, that's as good as it were. Ass is all schools, but I'm thinking about rights on taylor behalf. This was a mediocre funny movie here. Those guys played so brilliantly met. hey, I'm still destroys. I guess a comic. If you watch the rules or the commie, it was fuckin precision unanalyzed, even fucking, precision dear it's fucking precision, what's all cabbie shack. Kadesh genius do no kind of surgical. Research was meant to be about the caddy. the movie had to get out caddies, and then they started getting guys bill, Murray and ronnie dangerfield temperatures. Now it fuck it. It has already of making can I did fucking a they awesome had bill. Have been, moreover, today's yeah, as he wasn't the hottest star, that's yeah and they had a shoot em up when they went Wanna brothers limited the movie, had assent people down and to find out what the fuck was going on. They say that it is you guys. I got a thousand people out there

they worked on caddyshack. If they remember there lie if they remembered their line, we did so much blood. That's one Look how this money we didn't know what the warranty we're back together was illegally aircraft, a service and nobody eats and will just bikey a little blow for eight weeks. That's exactly what they did. He was one of my favorite favorite line of that whole documentary is when they said that who I am or maybe it was. Bill merrier tributaries of they did the first take the dangerfield you wanna get any Gaza goes home bomb and abominable bottle, and there were like what things like yet so then they went back and they told the cruellest emily. Does his jokes laugh and make him feel comfortable, and then I thought that was like because that's how I felt the first time I've ever done anything I was like. I was like no one's fucking, laughing yeah and then you're like is this even me. How do I know this is right. You motherfuckers sub, before electricity up

If I feel when I go to the bar, I all the time go. Hake even guess, use whelp book a great. It was that I was saying that they had anybody. They wanted. They had don Rickles for that part and they go no. We want rodney dangerfield because they hadn't seen him on the tonight show yeah and he was killing like rodney king killing. Every time we do a performance come up with another seven minutes that yeah yeah they were like fucking bang, I dunno we got richard pryor now, thank god. We don't really dangerous. I just read the book for. I just saw. The game is about three years ago and I pull away and I found that the making it's really about the making of the toy ouch

Oh yeah. I was talking to Jackie gleason how to talk, teach richard pryor smoke weed in fucking public. You gotta read what I love like everybody always says. Who would you want to spend the day with, I think it'd be Jackie glace at least yeah? Oh yeah, Jackie gleason was, he was the gold standard yeah that shit about the story about when they were going to give him the deal at CBS and they were going to get like a big. feel they knew he asking for money and the next day the prey. CBS went to office and the opened up the office. There was Jackie sleep? I was couched in the night before they went Secondly, the others cod is given what he wants. We would wait. What what was the story went to get like? He had a meeting at nine o'clock here on CBS when the guy went through his office. Like eight thirty, you open up resolved. Jake least I'm asleep on his couch one night before he broke and slept got a lamb and hang out good money once I'm gonna do it.

well he's on my couch sleep but yeah. What am I do that with a bottle on the floor? That behavior is so frowned upon now, but it was what defined like a member here stories about balloon. going into people's into their fuck, in the light houses yeah animal house yeah John belushi. Let me hide people who are you fucking kidding me. You want to hide in the gap like that. Now you look at that. The paparazzi are back, then it was a good story. Now it's like oh he's, got a problem or something wrong with him, and maybe he just wants to party man yeah man, who are you? it was the first time ever that hire somebody and not the party. Smokey was the guy's name. Guy's name was bill super foot, while I was at it as it as it yeah, and he tells a story about how he used to go into restaurants, to sneak out the bathroom window and why

the studio gave Belushi somebody like you, gotta stay with him. Don't have a small coke, no problem. I got this under control. I'm gonna go to the bathroom pale pale gone yeah you have the bath and some others ladys gone through the fuckin window. I read that book and a fuck him to this day. Is that a print wired? Yet why Yeah re goddamn book graver great talking about when it was prior and rob annoyance deniro. Well. She didn't de niro robin Williams and forget prior at the comedy, store yes that, but they walked from the dublin. They were the dublin really the dubliners, of course, yeah, of course, via the hotel yeah. They went to the hotel. They didn't find anything with it, which was Mary, oh and peace in the seventies. Was they're, fine, they walked. Imagine

We walk on sunset walking. This is deniro couple weeks after raging book right. The supposed taxi driver yeah, oh yes, his post taxi driver posts raising bull, maybe even pose. The father to really wow. Why you might have checked that yeah cause he didn't work much after after he got out that he was looking for pollution at night. They walked through the store, the prior. Then they get the fine pry they walked back to it should follow. Imagine walking down the street and you see robin williams and fucking Robert de Niro it'd, be like you imagine that shit. I did pick up who's that guy who plays a match on s via the robber know. What the conspiracy comedian list are about buzzer here, which browser I picked him up. One time

I caught a sunset and and crazy highs. I was in my convertible and I might mister belzer. Can I give you a ride? I rather male comedian, oh yeah, you're young, comic, re yeah. You need a ride. As we know the care so we'll shoot? New love is a crazy man reviewed whom and enrich, and richard klein on and the richard Louis robber klein richard louis ran bells, her when I was on the actual, when I was a host- and I just had no, I had no reverence for like there story of josie. I was young. How successful knows I read as I guess the in my head, if I look back, I would, I would have festival, fucking ton of more quests, but I was just like Now you just don't know anything at that age. So fucking young you dislike,

So do you ever like I'd, probably give a bomb on who fucking knows fucking hack, it's amazing. I did a lot of the ass vu and it was really rude really make that point. The ice tea yeah says shud. I was in shock and I always swore that if I were the same, I would say something like what was the problem. What was your problem? Yeah, honestly out of all the people,

we got mad at me that day, I never thought it would be. A fucking stand up comic. Alright, you know what I'm saying so no shit like I never saw me. I was really cold in new york and we were shooting in the village and it was fucking freezing. The wind was coming off the hudson and, of course, it'd be a mechanic. That's under a car, and both of them asked me to pull me out yeah. They pulled me off the fucking thing. We call on the ice and they wouldn't pop the slider here and they thought it was late. I know that the fucking de cuba fucking he's a great kid, but yeah Book but he wanted to do yeah yeah the first scene up, and that was only seen for the day. You know yeah, you never know all the fuckin. should the goes on in someone's, I'm sure, there's been too

I I can't imagine, but, like I'm sure, there's been times were a fuckin, maybe not me, I know you say now I had that happen to me when I was on the shield. You know what I understand, but it wasn't my fault. You know I've always like that's one thing: I've I've never really liked about that world. It's it's part of that world that there was, do there's a dude. I don't know his name but he's like an austin com I guess he has a radio show or something I didn't like me. I talk to you about this, when, like I wonder what I did to piss guy off I told you, I know you like fucking, you don't know you can't loosely by written like a bit like you like I'm sure it was one of those moments like belzer, where I rolled into a club- and I got all this shit going on in my own head- in the end, the gospel really nice, and I just as like. I am sorry I just I have acted like one of those two soup she'll do dishes and often didn't panthers. you should pay. Every fuckin comic book

go in all your life. You got your fucking. Forget you know, should that could happen, fuckin, money and bills, I don't know you never know. it's common. That's how I thought about it. I was just the shocked, to see if it was an actor being. Do she told me I get you think if fucking stanislavski, yeah. I never I like movies yeah. I really enjoy acting yeah, but I I I I don't understand you know. There's twenty two publications. I really get bothered by battles as entertainers economic. I don't understand how this twenty publications about fucking the fact tat she had on the other car dash earlier.

there's no magazine that tells you by a doctor that save a retarded kid yeah, there's nothing about a fireman that day that you know. That's always bothered me out. They really give a fuck about brad pitt's opinion of it. I'm a big fan of brad pitt. What what his opinion is? A politics yeah right, really don't give a fuck yeah, I'm gonna fuck your fucking kid rock one minute. He was in bed with widow, PAM and he's in bed with the other Do you guys have said. I watch that liberace movie was at how I hadn't even realize was watching in georgia's on the ground. nice to me. What he's book even the ass. literally watching and you look over at georgia's variants- we should give a year. I would it is it's fuckin matt damon. On top of that, I go. Applause I go baby shouldn't be watching this. I just didn't. I know so. I was so long for the fact that it was about that shit.

The idea of with gay is to do to fuck each other in the ass and I I literally leeanne walked in and she was what and it's on the screen. It is a. It is a first, sort of mac, damon top of fuckin, Michael douglas and buried in leading, walked in like what am I oh. I was watching this with georgia yourself and I go take a look like georgia. Still like doc. Net, but the era hey daily outside, though- and I have argued dumb ass ilo rolled him- to live with the She apparently got me a present and she is she comes out of in the living room she goes mom. Are we gonna get the present for de a d? the presidency is one I go I like and spells yours. Nah that storms out

I feel, like I'm not going to fucking get it funded dummy as the body of a fucking kid as a good baby. That's funny- I was where, despite the high cover is its block away. It's our way, the dog that I love it? It's dump. You know man, I got blown off at the comedy store tonight. Did they blow you yeah yeah. I said I was gonna combined with europe. Absolutely right. We were just talking about that ten years ago. You would sit here and go Bobby. Slayton, don't come out during the week. How come this guy don't come out yet, and you started doing it, you come into town, not go out there and are we going to do and now I'm at the point of like

if they like. Lastly, they can live in alaska, actually twice the one that I told my wife and I was like that was so bad. I really yeah yeah, I'm going to karate I'm doing something. Then they call me going to long beach, which I, like you know it's like it's not my prerogative. No more. I don't want to go to the fucking problem and do a spot of my pains. My fucking heart forget the comedy store I want. You know. I laugh at you like I'll, go down and do a spot, but I don't want to do weekends. I don't want to do friday at one of the fucking morning, yeah and fuck that were out of town. For me, man, it's more. It is the whatever the The salary is for my soul. It right, which is more to hang out at home. You of my kids, like you know, like, like I say, the the ices thing to mourn. I like I'd love to go down. I know I'm fuckin blast I get hammered. I guess wasted, but I was, and am I can enter important, just go driver after last.

because those shows are some of the funny shows I've ever done by the taste of cattle data currently dogma, the real thing. And I get I get lit in their shots birthday, I thought I was totally in atlanta- go! Maybe I'll swing up cause it's going to be like at ten. I gotta go roll up a turn? The girls will be asleep and she was like yeah, but then I'm like. Ah then, I'm not going to be able to get up and make 'em like breakfast breakfast and pancakes, and I want to be a part of the morning. The kids wake up, because this during the summer party and also gas it so then, and then we'll go on horseback riding and also now yeah man for me, it's by better for my soul, my spirit to just they hear lock it down. Get us get a good night's sleep falcon scare. The girls in the middle of the night come in the room that you know like fuck around and be like be knee deep in the fucking ocean. You know what I mean yeah, as opposed to like an I but ma'am me, has it like, like

pretty draw to go to the fucking improv, not nothing against the prophets, great club and then become resellers and for our factory and all that stuff. But, like I There is just going to be like a bunch of younger comic, saying about drinking go to the ice houses like all my friends syndrome drink. That is where I go fuck, that's what I want to do. yeah. I want my doing that. I am not doing anything this whole weekend, man and this weekend you really yeah yeah yeah alone is worth it. New jersey. So I got the baby's for the weaker. Do yeah docile awesome, may households will allow it, yeah, I made a mess of money this month, the time slated to get some sleep man. I can't get enough sleep jack. I I it's like. I can't sleep when

I sleep yeah. Now we really want to sleep in the afternoon, like I wanna, take a four or five hour. Nap can't operate like that map is what's at six o'clock six o'clock, six pm my wife wake me up at seven gosh. I go to do something yeah yeah fucking. I can't take it either. I know how you feel like a human though after the I know I took three nights on the road now bro and I am fucking gone. It was the greatest thing I was saying this to a morally greatest thing ever told me: cancel your sunday shows thursday, thursday friday angel sad, nay bouser sunday and it- and you know what it's like I did. I don't miss. What about one show is its is minimal com, or two yeah being sober to your budget. Anyways yeah, it's fuckin, I don't mind my bus that bus is awesome man. What do you have a tour bus yeah? We bought

Dave Olbers rule yeah, it's a previous two thousand. Five. two hundred and forty thousand miles. I bought it then dollar one point: four yeah, it's incredible its engrais shape. The bottom, its double slight ass. It was the prototype model, so there reinforce its super, strong it sam but where do you to where? Where it now is nashville to nashville, so you ve, landed ass and then go out of national on the bus. Yeah, that's fucking. Bilbil was saying ass. He read the heat is enough. Apposite bill ahead of time of year. If this is not what want share, but he got he goes It's the best everyday you go in you scrap one day like one day that pays for the bus with four bill. It does, but not for me,

I do. Fucking the whole day will be a fight break. Even he gets one date that pays for the bus and then do like fucking ten dates with your buddies Just fucking do a little tour in a bus and ecosystems The greatest things is like you're waking up he's like if you like, rock star you're in a fucking bus whiskey in the mornings lackeys. Do not the mourners, but you know pointing all night and these ngos, the great things he was like. I think that Florida dissolve these outside fuck. I would do that in a harpy. I go in fucking open for bill to be on a bus, drinking whisky. fuck it I've been one of the things I always do is ask me, you wouldn't go. I do and I wish to god, there was a lie. You should come to theaters with me. I do for theaters in a fucking, heartbeat it'd be a blast. Man home is I just started making money on the road like for me. It's like the one Poor we go, I want toward my bodies, I want to go on the road. My friends, I really There was a genuine like death squad. Wide tour like

You know where you were was like a big group of just went out and fuckin did theatres and fuck it. A blast and we're on a bus for a fuckin than we going back and forth. Everyone is I so does call for lives on the big but like the like, Can I do like a tour where you're like, like that's one it is me about the road is going into a city and you, like Donna, you're gonna, get an alarm donor, the host. you get an you put. You know it's like six Half that you spend the majority, then I sell shirt. in doing autographs. You know who to party with your friends. I would fucking love to do something like that said: crews, man, I was telling you about fucking next level, shit Joey! Are you next you're going gonna cruise now I want to fuckin for awhile a cruise ship

yeah fuckin, get out like all, if you like the one that like I'll just, I know that I feel like five art, saying I'll: do it then I'll just do it and then for war? Crews can all my friends and their financing First of all, the other probably got us all group bishop yeah, you know, and have and have it be all these party, a mother, fuckers swear it it's only gets. Nothing has three eleven, but I'm sure they're all sober like fuckin, he's out there and really go hey you wanna fuck em party, you wanna get down we'll, show you how to get down the grooves of the top was taking pictures from you'll be limping off this or that cow has been doing it for fucking ten years now, and he fucking makes money. Every time. Every time and it's like one on one, not send something out of los angeles, go into fucking catalina, hidden. not in mexico, come back three days too. It shows live, podcast fuckin interact with the fans. We got our own area, so you can do

talks and you have a good time. Massages fucking. Or canal grave food, great booze, late knights and fuckin sweet We're we're all talking shit hanging like friends. Go out, get it. Thanks to the fans. Fuckin shake takes a picture do some shots gamble. Mother fucker did I just sell you on a cruise. That's right, gonna berber. I have I want to do a man I will be a blast man, Go on with your happy mother, father perhaps dash yeah me how fuckin phone without being be before giving greatest time straight. Vegas ban at tat, I looked into the prizes, are fuckin super cheap for like people they want to do so. pretty we're talking lay before her eyes. Oh we're talking you, go through and used to buy crews vacation.

I do I do every year for four hours. Yeah take my fans because my fancy tat heads fans and and no doubt have less and gave away I gave a ways. A cruises last year gave away nine trips to las Vegas. We pay for everything referred. I got my face. Every little damage arrogant, grew joey than they get a stake dinner with even boughs and everything

free on the house. Okay, the cruise ships, those cruise ship foods, is fucking amazing. Thirty years ago, here I used to date a travel agent jersey, one of the things they did was tour around the tour to nowhere. You remember on the east coast, tourism know what you meant by the docks at like four thirty, and they took you out to the ocean gambling to eat and smoke. Don't fucking, sorry that you came back the next day at six in the morning to really say wow. Oh, that sounds fucking awesome. What is the that's? The only cruise I want to, because I didn't know if I got seasick, oh yeah, I just want to try. I don't get seasick on those big boats. I want to be done in I'm going to be down at The fourth of July week, if you want come down. We go fishing every day, the blast on fourth of July. Your book, yet when I fry them coming back that saturday cause I'm going away.

I'm going to try to see if something like that tennessee too bad. You can't scrap that, because you'd come down and do a spot with me, I get you get your pay. Fishermen are you gonna want a boat yeah Why get sick? Now you knew that damn mess it'd be fun to go yeah I got really fucking. it'll be fun, you'll, be on that drama means a drink beer I drink beer saying we got a boat or have a beer. Every time on the second? It doesn't bother me at all. I never to be hungry. I'm going to stop. I know twenty right behind your school fucking irish. If you're good to me, closure who's right, wouldn't go Yaya. The fire erupts that what I dunno I'd hope. Not somebody fucking that

yeah. That's the one fear about when with having kids around is that you know already comes over and leave something here and I'm like. Are you gotta? Take that shit with you yeah right? You can't lie that shit. Yeah he's on a york man. I left good for him at his. his battle that man there's a bamboo. Man is to integration, and here it is. I think as a step backwards. But I'll tell you what look at we still do his podcast is doing it out of new york. It's great! It's a different group comics that you don't get to hear yeah that, like you know, we all kind of How can it one out of the same pool and it's like it's great As you know, the people, the listeners to no us and they love us, but it's like our got these new over there and he's he's out of there. we're but he'll be there for a while we're getting. Over there who fuckin hang out with different dude. He is Joe, you say, or is the kind I'd like to go the club and hang out yeah yeah, and do that at the seller fast. You I saw this year,

Listen! We all did at one time, but life moves on and this year, fifteen years ago, right now I'll be going to ralphie his house we're making bloody marys, yeah and fucking not eat we drink three bloody mary's. Ninety nine! I can bloody marys. Did you guys live above each other like the same fucking built along with ricky cruz Ricky fucking? So I mean you know: mats yeah, heh, heh televise, the first time, If you lived with me, you live with me for like three weeks because they towed your house told my fucking applies living in my car to your house thanks to its amazed, but it wasn't your car whatsoever, the name guy and Amy, so of the states, those funny how you know Have all this time I tonight I was thinking about cocaine, sustainable. I was call for twenty seven years. How much fuckin time

an energy, better ways to put them. We offer them. We think about that. six years were here, don't waste? waste there was so much waste five years ago. My life my day had so much wasted By going to mcdonald's, I write for like ten minutes and then I go to famous house and I smoke pot and go eat chinese food to hook up with ralphie and we get high and we got to eat sushi and by the time he got home a fucking four o'clock. You know you smoked eighty fucking joint, he didn't do shit. I did that for years and sat in the night sitting or what the fuck is up with me. What the fuck yeah korea! Why am I doing this? You know and then, all the things that we got plugged into doing the thing is I shoot as for me, it's gonna get a sundance and those people, and even here there, those people move. There really is now Minneapolis yeah, no shit, how people, how they came to l, a on bags and meanwhile was still flocking

yeah, we're still in the heart of weird, how much time and effort we threw away with people yeah like wasted people who are agents that are now gone Mr Prodi, I it's just so fucking weird when you, when you look, that's so crazy when you see like an agent or to assist agent or someone you worked within their not even in the business and you wanna go see never real this whole time that I was just a bullshit you're, a bullshit artist. You are someone who did not the fact they wanted, and I thought you a guy, you fuckin, you fucking jerk and you so that's my society with like we're in a society. That's really sad because it's like I saw I used to sell cars when I was twenty one and I see these guys that would basically two days above a criminal basically pieces of shit now they're make to us out yes on cars, and now they were suspenders and make sure it's they would still go.

and do like shit like you'd, go what you make all this fucking money and it's the same thing with this business, why there are so many people that get isn't it and make a ton of money and they don't even know what the fuck they're doing to be honest man, it's there's so many people that get into this business make a ton of money, don't even know what they're doing but they're so terrified they become counts. Yeah, In fact, the veranda I didn't like it and it's like and its high- does he because they're scared and they got them do it there, like. I made it and once I feel it it can happen again and they just become constantly like the man. It's like the blessing of being of struggle- is that you like at one point. You start believing yourself. You like, I can fuckin do this, and then one day you start doing restart make money. You start getting on the road. You start getting like people risk. Imbue and you're like that's what I fucking thought like I'd hate to be one of these dudes. I don't know who the dudes are. I'm not megan the name out of a hat on the sand like there are these people that, like the get

a success very early and they go to store headline amongst our panicking on, like I, gotta do fucking I could write a new our the garbage. Now my brow, put me on stage like that right like come from transmissible, please I'm competent. worry about it is going to happen. Is gonna, go down good I've been doing a long enough. I know what the fuck I'm doing here. You know something hosting tv blood has been doing that for a while. But like me, you you, like you, know what If a really good host, though bert I mean you really are. Thank you. I appreciate that rugby is amazing, the people, run through and just all the shares isn't. A crazy people are fucking gone like the other day. Somebody mentioned a name to me Mitch, Hedberg, no, no certainly would one, miserable boot. Somebody mentioned the name to me, but just a random comic, like oh Jesus Christ. I haven't heard that name in ten years and his roommate was like big talk. I forget the fucking guy's name is skids. Roommate was like a big time. Comic.

I really I go. What happens then? They go all probably got married and quit he's back in san francisco selling computer, where some of them, like it's amazing how many people pass through this year has just Stepping stone, but he was too This was everything like my friend came in for model. I am. I realize some about myself, for a long time. I just didn't want to face. I'm a fucking put a camera on my trip. I don't really have a life and I never really had a life I haven't had a life. is I going to call me because it was such a loser when I got into com, like I tell people all the time Why do you feel now that you some tickets or five ass or whatever. I tell you know what it's hysterical for guide me, because I just had nowhere else to go. I got spot at the store. I just went down because I felt that it uses to do here. We are twenty five years later,

a weird fucking feeling very that sometimes in a loser, has its advantages like in my case, I just said no words to go so I became a comic there. Came, atomic all those other use. I was just on stage coffee eventually to twenty. Is I figured out how to put two fucking jokes together? It's amazing how its advantages to be a loser. Sometimes I can't I you know, I feel very fortunate and very lucky. You know. Ralphie may have been friends a long time. Ralphie has been the emblem, will kill people around ralphie ralphie has been to jersey, where I grew up yet at my friends, Ralph has been to Ashworth. Delhi. Delhi was a great deli with great deli because the whole family. I hooked on blow older brother was basically an imbecile. Gary Haskell was an imbecile and then there's the lump when he got hooked on coke and eighty I. When cocaine was the biggest thing in this country he was free, basing he had just bought his mother started out with a

the size of this and I can grow. It was amazing. Gonna go in there for lunch and have gone cocoa. You gotta help us load. Do you it's because they use it'd be sold out like cases are you really all the kids that go on air for once they became millionaires, they became millionaires and they bought the whole block then, what the liquor store that had the little machine ruin It would just like you come in and they go. What do you got for coke, a gram and they go, go, take a bottle of dom perignon, but way before that. Eighty four, they just bought a liquor store The brother was downstairs free basin cocaine when a crack by very basic and he put the towards down because he heard a noise. I went to see the noise, the torch fell burn, the grocery store that we want the bar up. So why? lot of people, don't know that they doctored up to five report to make it look like it was, but it was really like a fake carson like yeah, rebase and shit, so with these kids, one that blocked in that place just closed a year and a half ago.

A business route, they want the younger brother one. That was my it truly we're on fifty and I see light now the love and I love this. It would be When tell people about the climate that I saw all his family that were spoil kids I seen Gary had when was it brother? I grew up with glamorous. We'll fuckin kid when everybody else had a regular car, z, twenty eight and these Its were hot, ask others thing hard yeah pussy wagon, for the deli. He would talk about people and that's what this whole thing like. He would just talk bad about people and about what a dick in about seven years ago, he that was so fucked up on coke that there's a gas state the gap across the street gladly younger ones house where he lived for fifteen years, we have put a mask on got a gun and walked across the street. But I guess there's nothing like me to rob Marie

what a joke about in regos, Joey, mascot joey arrest them for robbery. They fought and chased them out of the town. It's really a sad fucking story. There I saw this family golfer. She was making for roast beefs a day notice. His own sandwiches, you, the best animals. There was roast beef, I'm right wing, Since I made a little butter salt pepper got. There was the only sound a bag, Why is potato chips? Stop it am I ass ways: rise, purring mamma has right, bully hash with loses out so strand a hair in the sand. This is good news as your music you having get on me, you get a big.

well and there were Syrians yeah everybody thought they were italian, those years that was syria, really yeah atlanta, gary hash, where Gary laugh, people a big say which make evenly haven't come back. I have a pigeon is like a little fake bridger and his famous line was: would you like a complimentary pickle, so we're going ahead, torch and gary? Was the complimentary pickles shut, the fuck up yeah? It's amazing how you see life and karma yeah, you see where they started. Like wow. I can't believe that fucking happen with automatic mitch. Hedberg yeah mad thing that game that deal that changed him forever yeah. I know mitch before he went to new york me and mitch and Doug used to play tennis and write notes on the gardiner courts and then me and Mitchell walked in my house and the stripper. The tooth would make a sunday I'm really excited,

moving to that's the news that that ugly girl used to be with a really ugly girl for a really sweet girl, but she was no contest before the wife. He got the deal he dumped at sea as a mother fuck. He went to toronto. He met that heroin chick that was the beginning of the nfl. Those motherfuckers really I've always I never even knew, and everyone will. I love Mitch yeah. I love mitchell elements. Yeah these guys were. Having a great old time down in Houston, batman would stand out when nobody was eyeing the stand that he was still. He was already a king in Houston, yeah. They were doing that thing. These guys stand hope, did a podcast with Dorfman. Do you listen to it now? It's fucking good, it's really good, which left me the boat, the brothers and yeah yeah. Both of them together is really good. I got a kick out of it. I got ten. Then, of course you know it's like you, tweet

I I'm the only do that, like I tweeted that I like the pod gas than a ruins, Ask your sir, and I was like all you can say you like something great, I dungeon sitting do dazed consistently one of those guys. Look at you like only here, I want to hear some more of his stories. I wanna hear you know, he'll be allowed the When I got hit, doesn't have a pen pal that was ten pro death row. He was on death row. He was in florida, yet nobody remembers. This shit is appropriate, he was and he blew up at kinko's and his girlfriend at the time was the chick from with my thyssen's wife yeah, look ahead of the class robin we're ahead. He was dating a red hot, on the show up He was probably given the became a scientologist now she's she's, so fucking hot. She was, I really am a crazy fuck, but she was doing drugs now. This is this is all

we'll show real soon he was getting violate. All these award shove. When my dad took the six would statue of this guy murder was rowing, took it throws a watchful and made everybody take a shower. Told me at the gate was dive of yeah sure in all these celebrities take a picture are you? Are you this serious real for israel? still jack you know and all you fucking people that listen to us yet verdict great comic and ralphie, and your ideas and louis ck, and that's all fine and dandy. I'm talking about somebody who is in his bones. Yeah he's dead We should all be. He doesn't give a fuck. He does not give a fuck when he got it, and I know that you guys a lot of guys look at Douglas you're a loser. I was a year this by his own rules. We have done and if you really read the Lenny Bruce book, the first one

he's in jail and yet the elimination dog is living. None of us can we now added blow for ten years, and he bade me out when I put the coke rocketing, was the one who has been doing crazy shit for real. What about yeah show on fox, listen with noble members is that he really had the first hidden camera shell yeah, you know Yeah I'd really are, and it was him going for pizza store died. The cat died. He just shaved, you finish, cooking a cat requests, a kind of shit they even have both. He was due They know what to do with the limo drive to pick them up in his grandmother was dead, we're off at the morgue one eye radiance at yeah yearly, pilots. Are you fucking? Getting that stand? Stay hope is one of those for us. He lives it on the person he's still as that apartment

We want you to fuck a month. That still is. He still writes that he normally houses. He hasn't bisbee about ten. Nobody knows that. Did you know that yeah the houses sixty five thousand dollars every time he gets sixty thousand miles. He buys a new house. He has a house just for fucking cats. Did you know that pizza it's. How was wow best thing I ever listened. I could sit here and tell you guys a bunch of shit. We all grew up with we all see which apply. on the sunset strip, that was pretty bad for man that read that read tat was pretty big. All of us have got to see one convict alfie was probably careless. I don't know who was the alive that flipped us when I got to calmly I met ducks now, I'm one of the only guys that know stand offs at ninety one. I was a house and see what

to come through the asked him in and ninety three the trouble runs with tuesday yeah bold yeah wednesday. You were off five dollars. So if I like the feature at its establishment because wednesday, you often thursday was gregg friday. with donaldson and sadly was colorado's ways, a fucking good. My memory holy shit stand up would come every year. I stay on my couch and then number have still get moving at the improv, but then he won the san francisco comic opera. This very banker at night they wanted they stole his car. They broke into a party won it with a third three thou suited. what the fuck very interesting work is living in a spot of car. What was near, he part of Europe that are suffering he kept, that forget caught the supreme we kept them, how the fuck even aptly one and what the real, which I got code

the fucking white widely dogs diana, was a very interesting, but I'm gonna, copper. You know this motherfucker lives of his car just became the best comedian. You could be, but it wasn't till I saw him do alive, show in seattle, Washington, Jonah, I decide that I went home and I have no problem telling you guys that I cried myself to sleep. because that was the first time I really had to think about my life. I was it was nineteen. Ninety five I was proud. Leah two years old. I would get. In the four years I was maybe probation parole a year, and I want His comedy- and I was like what am I gonna do, there's no one. Never let it be like that see I doggie d and ninety five done was that as my country in nice five. We are mainly as humble as bird flu bilbao, real

I mean he was a real lock of people and telling them hey you fucked up, you didn't hear the fuckin pussy joke or the vagina joke one time in Boston. How about that closer with the beer with the beer and all on the place to come on shut the fuck up, fucking, hot and shaken and delight A porno comes out I'll, never know if it was, and he shook beer up on his face and it was greatest closer I've ever safe, ruined greatest cause of our time standing ovation. every year in macedonia showcase at the umbrella yeah. They will let him out in what direction the show is. I was too strong really would ask com see. That's one. Apl was rock ninety five. Ninety six, there that's when they passed on me, they were less than this is until you, through

really he was that good he was, he was. He was walking rooms at the improbable, accomplish again pissed off ninety seven. Ninety eight he was, drawing this time. They could. There was still The mayor's nice need even at the improper knows he signed with the manager, the improbable. He saw a man models, wife, so had never seen, the light of the cap would remind really amazing it was a nice guy. shit faced jock and fuckin bullets glaucoma dog, really, because they had never seen that style style wasn't even existed. Heating. talk to anybody coming in and talking with me and joey that you want to talk normally with auditions, really fucking coffee and cigarettes and ride every day, yeah right right over every at ten thirty and I'd stop I'd go

will pass and get the seven seven eleven coffee force bangles, you like beggars, store next door, so It was a little russian market right there and bring them over and we'd write jokes for two hours. He helped form my whole act and got me to talk about my voice and who, I was estimated forgot ever gotten to no dog you the only I is great If we ever make christmas sweetheart me Chris, Maguire and Doug love. Chrissy great, weaken this club. Fifty six in boston result. Real. Fifty six, the guide three clubs. He had that one and andover he the actual action, was the which was these restaurant the widest trash airy you ever really with drink, though zombies yeah. I did it with breakdowns. Tony v, I do ray come tony v one. We I deal with sound with me: stand

chris Maguire and the first know either he was brilliant, but the second night the guy was a jewish guy. I was stone cold you with the fifty six he had economy was gone out for you. What a feature at you made great money because you hosted the eight o clock. Show the ten o clock show another ten o clock show in the back room, plus you hosted Tina Tommy's weather Oh yeah, they had three rooms at this place. Lobster fucking guy was great. The only thing about the guy he paid. You will check you to get the check before weeks. Yeah. You always knew you gotta check on me. So it's me dog and they're doing we did they sold enough tickets were in the big room for the eight o'clock show the ten o'clock show. We didn't do that good, so they put us in a little room and they put the x ray the hypnotist in the bedroom and the and the fucking tina

these wedding, as in the back room behind us territories, wedding is empty. The guy goes up. He does what he does. I go up by bob. Stay oh stop there, and these up there this rule. Ninety three rule, fifty six did not lie dirty com. If you like me, because we need to tell you if the jew jokes- that he told me the greatest job of all time was- I tell you later, but he liked he didn't like dirty. It just didn't work for him. He called me what's it was. I went the montreal two years ago, and I see this gave a little white comic. That really made me laugh because he was making araby uncomfortable and I go. Doug stand that's because I want to hire him. I don't care what he does. I want them for me. He goes get them for me. Whatever he cost. I just want him and he was loved as a bag dying, stand up,

it's up there being dirty and all of a sudden, I see a priest coming out of the corner like there was four of them. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, so he kept walking and standards on stage draw and heat and also the corner of his drunk guy. He looks over. He sees the preschools Padre fuck you going right and that priest terrorism looks like, and he goes what the fuck you going. I gotta go. He goes. Leave where you going. He I got a tesla jugs as a blow you it sucks that the boss is why we Catholics rose lee chris Maguire, one of the club or the bad guy is going to blow your socks off that giving each other arm to arm whatever the ark is dead. It was gone his body. This is how funny he was at this time. He'd always say one thing

even if he was bombed, yeah want one fucking his recovery lisbon law? Some of his point that when I was a gay comic, the real flame and gay, I would say he has a wig and he fights to get off and he shaves his head. Oh, I heard him interviewed on maryland's podcast. I know you're talking about Jim J. Jim table, He died about night stand the audience at the dublin sudan who looks at me this is fucking faggot ear. then one day the thirteen minutes moments tat. He kept a bow the week before It was an davy fly at darklings. First rule uncle funny is honest and he goes. He was in the room the week before that guy was in the car.

But he sleep on his bed and he goes I'm in his bed. Thinking about how many confused kids, he taught that panic is right there and he's just going with it. Yeah sit down. I thought to myself fused kid that this guy talk and the second is declares he's a fucking family. He just went. Oh no is that jake? in gas J said Jane, said: jason said: yes moving the thoughts and bid really happen I will add economies. That issue I was there and David TAT. In the firearms stand up on the stand with real brilliant taleb was away Monday night. and there was a lesbian that was up before me- Does this give a garbage ideas even of a lesbian aids? Is the right rather possessed my hat? Looking lesbian, that's all well old school lesbian. That brings a cock pump to a softball game yeah. I dunno what that means.

Well he's so fucking funny when a hack, oh man, I'm fuckin, like I want to I haven't seen him- do stand up just what I appreciate about saddam hussein up into in l a a few times like when I was young, he don't care yates, and it was it was it was. It was yeah. It's not everybody me tat. I saw doggie doggie show made it there's no boundaries and that's what he did. are my eyes to the truth that there's no boundaries in comedy can talk about anything fuck. It can't take a joke, take a cab. It was that type of mentality. You know he he had a big influence on my career. He had a big influence. You know I mean I wish I'd seen him more. When I was young, I know he was the tells favorite. Then he got me a favorite comic that he got me. A free apartment, Matt Becker was in alaska and I stay ass day for a year and the apartment rent free and then I got to start a pan writ

They like now away about it and then began fatherland. The furniture paid the remit heard them. but I didn't cause John wesley ran it No, and then I got to yell that and I just paid rent. It was like five hundred a month, but it was perfect. It was fully furnished. I'd have shit to bring separate tv. The computer was and men and never placed his hand, man. It was a great while gardener the careless everybody move it in if there are heard- I had interesting history was dug, I'd, say interesting out, he Biden remembered and even at all, maybe does but like I was, close to the one we at show. He was wanted, comics, attested for it was Scott Henry him myself and terry valentine. And, and they they passed on him, and it took me instead, him

like some young com account in new york and and and so they to the improv one night, and he was doing this is doing enough rant on on young fresh face comics that come out to l a and- and it was basically about me and I'm in the back of the room with gary valentine and jerry's laughing hysterically. I guess I think he's talking about you two and then he just fucking sets his gaze over on our corner and he goes. I know you're here and I'm like fuck, so we leave and I'm mike, So funny like you so funny, and a single natural hit a glass of wine. It was in an and I was, like god, the guy really fucking great on the might like just talking, and so I got it. I didn't, I didn't think I entered myself. I laughed never run into him and then one night, I'm in Sacramento and I'd I'd gun of one out Even the road knows. I forget this is what I am.

doings, I'm a comic and it was the first night that I realized. Oh fuck. This could be a very long journey like us like this is this, I'm still young it headline in an eye, I feel, like I'm fuckin, I'm depressed Empty I'm on the road, a missing my family, and I just one of those things before twitter before primacy around, but I took a stab in the dark. I was, I was on doug website and I emailed them Hey man of your memory, monies bert I, No, you know the road long time and on the road right now- and I just want to know like this- All these things are feeling like this. Normal is a site, but the roads. I can do you know anything you could say there can be no whatever literally ten minutes later. tell us, Aragon, email back, also welcome! Welcome to the quickening.

Baby boy. I will, I will keep you posted just nor it is what the roads like enjoy it. This is part of the business, cried For me, let's keep in touch two days later, email me goes how's everything beauty, by like just any just kept up, get email me and it was like the funniest like I get this emails and it was like fuck it maybe maybe like it makes you enjoy the road when you go not only one hour here go in fact, this is yet another

The fucking friday morning is an oppressed morning because I still have two days laughter. You know like yeah, like oh fuck, you know I fuckin. I get a kick out of that guy. I got to see the world celebrate going to do it the weight without them. In the back of my mind, I always thought you had to have something you really don't improve, just just about being the funniest guy, yes, yeah the best, the best for you and all that that's great. The best team took it and turned around with the busy he's the mayor of fucking, bisbee, which he loves. He has these gypsies around the crazy yeah. He does any drug. He lives by no rules, no rules, it goes across. The boring, gets xanax buy the big ass jug, here he's got one of my favorite stories. One of my favorite. I am. is one of those times on thy nope I want to make this is of good. This is egg epoch, in my opinion, for a comical epic heed

Does a gig, oven miami steve vinos featuring for me, but Steve brought his own feature so there His one host, but we already had owes me ricky crews, DJ coochie, DJ coach, DJ coach dejected. These are good steve tribunal and me, I'm closing the shouts fork, fuckin comics steve to forty five armed four, is a nightmare, set a bombed every fortnight and I'm just like mike and bombing, and, unlike looking for some solace in bombing- and I see on Doug's website play it letter. I read the complete letter. This is actually all went the complete letters. First, please the complete letter before you read my spots: slurry, the complete letter demons stand. Hope I am completely in entirely import upon. by your by the comedy presented the evening of february. Nineteen that I wasn't. Crowded with my husband and we have healthy sets of humours. We find it da dot, dot, dot

seinfeld friends. We find all this hysterical, however, your presentation of sub matter and the way he presented. It was appalling, you're, intoxicate If we don't find the aids funny, we don't find nine eleven funny. You don't find race humor funny. We don't find rape funny and I have to tell you that I will file a complaint and he said he wrote back. I couldn't agree with you more that evening. When I got to the club and I received the script for the evening, I was appalled by the Cyril. They presented me with, however, being if a comic, I guess I performed the material the club requested me to perform I guess you have you blades. Please notify the club that the material there writing for the I'm still warm is completely inappropriate. Next letter new. It couldn't be you

how dare they out there. They are ready the boat with better business bureau. The best like you, too, that woman was so fucking stupid. Then he broke if you're going. I when I got the script from the club with last night's show. I was appalled to, I don't find any of those jokes funny, but I had to do them. As I need to give aid are wonderful, interesting guy, I texted the lessons at last time. Using time I was like. I was like one of the few to my podcast he's like yeah, I'm only into day next extra momentum bag. It I get knows from for an instant guidelines. May one day he hath an impossible choice, we're home what savages homey look around I just came in. He was making out my mother It was not. I know you weren't, but that's what he said to me. He was playing a trick on me. Guys got out, we find ralphie

wait. I was I just came measures. Make it out with my mother is all about they ran out of their users, is dead. Various cod, We have an excellent job. By the year must see once should meet his mother. You understand his name was, aka from the fifties. She had gotten the fake tits in the fifties when they were hard, they were like fucking concrete. They just ripped your skin open. An italian guy came a book, concrete yeah and when she moved up here, she moved up from florida. He had to pay for everything really, so he got her own apartment before she moved to and there she was saving cats. Have that ugliest, fucking Cassius. Everything element rodya boy, was doubting unaware year high, so finally Well, the died. She puts a you put the

its able had awake for it right cats who sit around and the one castles in the air. I definitely at the I give it our full attention Like others, I want true stories. I mean he's one of those guys. Katy Anderson use a legendary, yet love realities and knows that gaping amazon scene it the best was he found conky flocked to check bill mars, bed bill noise for the July body circuit, in seventy eight bill Maher through the mall, was flirting with the amazing jake stan open in there, then we took the check from bill Maher, but factor on bill Maher's bed bill Maher, made Doug stanhope write an apology letter apologising to them showing those days in the afternoon. The big thing was: all of us would hang out me that, like to smoke dope and take a ride to CBS and we'd, go to wash or watch politically incorrect,

makes a yeah anderson role for them may mitch and dug, which should, over and every day after every show they give you a common cause. Who do you want to see on the show we'd fucking filament, with doug stanhope? We get tons of them and put Doug stanhope, one of them put them in bill Maher's box. So, each time you open that box that so now you want to see them. What the fucking fuck the bitch on my bed, he didn't fuck around the betty took a shower with it and bill Maher's house. I still think if you're having a I you here is the hottest and also you hit on Joey comment takes the jake, but for this well easy eat, her fuckin and shower shut, and he had Apology, letter bill. My shall why man. You know you're still talk about what he did. You gonna talk about what you did dublin's it at night you bombed and seven minutes. You got no footman. Alas, zero lives.

zero, fucking, fuckin, elastic every job guy at a will cook coke and put a coke rock and how fucking, pussy and eight hook, and they had cameras in the liquor rooms like quarters. So the bounces came down. Now in the meantime that I meet her snatch? I put the eight ball when they come in. I got the eight ball miam coke rocks in the pussy and I'm milliken her pussy. I got her a ball in my hand. I fold it and I put it in my sock when they come in and they're like we already contacted the police are on their way the police come and walk outside. So they walk me outside the girl starch cry. The guy that was you know those guys. I always hangs out with three girls yeah, you dear what long hair he's one of those things I like. What you do to do. Nothing dog would talk me a fucking snatch. I asked if she wanted a coke rock in it. I put a coke rock and a pussy, the fucking hindu and the three fucking black exclaiming that sit there waiting for the fucking cops to come with his apron, I'm not giving it up lama taken out with my suck.

And you're leaving out of the you. You must have for three hundred lighted mug. Somebody gave me a hundred bucks or so now I was flat broke one I wanted to, but but the appalling myself. It's nine o clock at night with that by sending jerome work out what the what the fuck is going on security over here call the cops, because I put an eight ball of coke rocker chicks pussy in there laughing and Joseph were going. I take, I think, they're going take me, lay county jail and often Those were his money call me when they take it down, and let me know if you ask me the yeah, so he gives me an allowance. turns its back on me. Look at this, said, who I see come from. We argue the all man roughly may, at this time, we're all going to cross the street like he owns the joint. He comes up and I go graphic. Go get it. I they sat upstairs up stairs danko your data yourself, you'll get the fucking car just look at the car

I fucking ran across the street. I water, my fat ass over, got the fucking truck the old red fucking yeah for run that mother fucker that came through for us a thousand times thousand times he pulls up and as I get in the fucking car, I can see the cop car behind me the lights on and I get lever ralphie and I go on. I got the eight boyle one hundred Joe gave me I'm going home and it's not even ten o'clock was better than me fucking get arrested. Then I get arrested. I was a getaway yeah. We took back streets for this. I way that, in the light of that goal, I was always banned that room after the turbans. The explicit. so fucking funny you bomb to it was important. There may also those night where I was those who fuckin tremendous shows up their yeah, I'm alone. So Bowden was there was a lot of people going up. Oh, I remember I remember I remember going up there around that time, like pork pie after that time, but going up there and being like months just

rhythm, mars is art and you get us. I get a spot might be like fuck. I will go what's in me day kirk, mitch, mulvaney alonzo bone every night would crush it in the last spot crash at times. the audience he didn't, but a fuck. I was the awards seems like chewy, but Bobby Lee know the the mexican do, who ass, coming fully bus, brunswick, yeah, I saw him on last days. One night and I went goddamn he's funny mother fucking funny he made me laugh so fucking hard. Malaria is amazing in those days like the rooms instead of dealing with bond we'd, never go back from one time in a room, and I don't care what you paid me. It's not going to work right! Yeah. It took me years to go back to nashville. I went to nashville one time with doug staying home on a wednesday night,

Can I just it was the longest thirty minutes of my life. I said I'll, never gotten as well as the longest turn out that, even now your rock in a national better because he went up and he lost. The message was really that we were still to bible British yeah not anymore. I am now they were requested, yeah, that that was a little bit too bible about the euro, in those days there was a public blog, the still around rate of entertainment, yeah beguine allow charlotte yet risen. It was what he used to have from date. Brian have fun and carefully stay here. Herod thought there was a big rooms on that side. We are on the side of a country with triple a b and taxes, but on the east coast it was rail freight in everything, from new york to the bahamas, really bad way. Virginia, they had all

it's gotta see if they have a spot in the fucking and they paid two twenty five for the headline of one. Seventy five vj that he fucked around. Well, I remember I did I did clock. I didn't. I did that I did knoxville tennessee with vinny cupola. My my manager at the time was worked for creative. They headlined me. I was in no danger headline and I walk into knoxville, which My favorite cities in the world. They are the best wreckage stores in the fucking huh yeah man. What it really find anything you want anything fuck you, maybe I go with the fuckin I get to the first show is eleven people. One is but there's a girl in that audience that could destroy anybody on tv today. Really his girl was amazing. Here's the funny thing she was attacked in nashville she was in tennessee, so she didn't know it. Nobody ever.

Although she was this girl, no one ever told her. She was a daughter. She was a fucking, savage, yeah or shared with step on sunset for five minutes. Our car would brash or like that's how good look at the girl was natural yeah and she was a loser of a husband, a loser, and it was her twenty first birthday on nineteenth birthday and there was nobody there on top until the orders. I'll, try to kill forty five minutes. I got twenty l, a material that you lose twelve once you manage to get up on the stage or I'm dying. There's eleven people, this girl's. Talking about how it's my birthday and my husband got two people to fuck me tonight:

So I got money to go out and I might talk about this again and she goes yeah, my husband on on fight nights like boxing night. He will invite all his friends of an fucker for money while they were watching boxing in the liberal. All this got crazy. She had a he had a truck. He had a mattress in the back of the truck. She would come to his work and suck on fridays. in fact the other construction workers, and he was her pimp, so she's thomas wally stories and this girl does not know she's, amazing and she's. The soil is not the first showings there's two shows I go back to my room to smoke, but I go upstairs. I smoke the pot when I walked out she's gonna woman's battle. I look like oh my gosh cause. She was so funny, I'm going to stay for the second show I go on stories, sure she goes on my god. I suck at least three dicks a day.

She goes to. I made a whole seventy five dollars and I'm looking at this going on. Would you suck my dick she's like sure she takes me in the bathroom? Shows me a pussy. It's gorgeous sucks, my dick. I eat a pussy. I think your asshole your whole day. It does it drives me a dime yeah nah. Now what are you going to overt? I can show if you're willing or just over budget on the second show she's drinking she's, getting him looking at her all very cupolas on as he's get angry and angry and she's one, I look at Vinnie very I'm. I've read them and ten minutes but this bitch yells. I suck this dick in between shows, and I was like what are you talking, tigers, video? How dare you she's, like I sucked the convenience thing and I'm like? No, she didn't she's, like as I did, and I swallowed your cum and, like the he's call the blue collar pulling your husband's ignobly. Don't want nobody. I want my forty hours,

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