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if you're fucking the really crazy, like electrical the fucking greatest hair, I've never seen in my entire life, I'm so jealous yeah yeah you're talking about I'm supposed to be checking the
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dad. I used have hair like that. There, the outlaws young, what color
as those brows actually a perfect shade of brown, then I started dying it and I fucking lost it. I
I have no doubt my air I'd like thought about our diet, just to condemn it
no needs who is perfect
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they were gone a role roads. So there was concern dell's place while the parks or
so again, so they they'd have this. The head of tourism in wisconsin is red, headed woman,
very fucking out and I've never been in red cheeks right, never my whole life, never.
They like me nor ride. She leans over to tell me something.
the health tourism when they have a you know a title ahead of it.
Resume as she's like at the time.
thirty six she's, like forty right little, all of them me a little bit of a mouth.
Sweet eyes, while all get into my redheads, I see leans over and
I see she's not wearing a bra and I am like holy fucking shit. All of a sudden, I got a thing for red
now like instantaneously. I'm like well so cut too
two years ago, I'm at madison wisconsin at the the comedy club, their comedy on state, as I got kicked out as my first ever comedy show, and I got kicked out who who watch him do dollars a random local people, my friend an hour just drunk and with a log at the
top table a very frank, and we didn't know like the rule
as we were, you know she was like chirping ass nature,
we're back too much me. We all like, as a female comic, be a big black lady. She was a sweetheart and she kind of like little it. If it was miss pat it wasn't, it wasn't, but she was similar vibes and they they all just kind of, like basically cheered us out of
what was the more black room where we really big bug annoying indra, so
dears gama coming our state and we
had done is shown we all go upstairs to the roof smoke a joint
buddy armies with me and says: hey man,
Ever been and redheads lego no, but let me tell you, the story is funny were in wisconsin,
I tell the whole story and the
did that were sitting with whose, like our assistants, diego's
that was my mom and I let william organic
iraqi because I know so dear
if you do a redhead gets, how do we openness? Do you think that's a question:
I read her. She was a little girl of no that's it yet again, although fuckin
ready to do Carson palmer's bad ass. Do some of it, but waller won't read it. I would argue ready to do the better athletes. Sometimes are they
I guess haven't been of tension. I, like the interesting tino is MC, demonstrated that the retake comedian that angels Bobby lee yeah yeah yeah, he's funny he's a golfer year.
why my redhead milf story was it's the oldest woman I've been with, and I was I was twenty six twenty five she's twenty or she's fifty six as cool fuck. I've never fucked! Fifty.
and she had, she had it for years for her daughter. They both do like only fan stuff and just trying to get her daughter to come watch it. This is kind of like in dirty real quick, but I didn't. I didn't do that. I did hook up
about the mom, but fifty six d sexy as as as as old as iran's of our manipur knife. I need to. I need a knife to open this, be sweet. Fifty six
What is it about most that you like? Secondly, what I like, but I'm married one-
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milf, I think even her. What's your age different two years, older, no g, she's a milf. Now I'm fucking melt fight yeah I get it yeah yeah. I plan to at some point as well. Ah, but of our age
frances tears. She cheers over them. I, like all rejects a boys. I think
just always felt young, and so I like someone
he's gonna pay bills and do
Well, shit that I cant do there
I think I just my earliest. You know
or sexual experiences and sore
I dunno things that got me horny when I was way younger, ended up for some reason being like myths
like the shells, are watching in that sphere
fractions. I had in high school with women were not few, but the ones that really stood out. The core memories were with like older men. I can talk about this, for so when I was like fourteen, I kiss a twenty six year old
So that's that's crazy. That is like at that time. That was like men.
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at the street at its one,
restore as it is called liquor store star like something that will be it like. A black bachelor party,
yeah, they will again. I will go and hard tonight jaguar mob s. Averting idea put no. So as fourteen we're at the feast cheers bodies thanks for coming in doing this,
We are the more willing in concert,
I saw. I saw a picture of you. There I was like is funny once you see all of a sudden, you got on my radar you're in every fucking picture, you're like everywhere, I look, there will shit man and more
a good friend and hardy, especially I'm really a hearty royal. I know him and his family partied with him for a day like, like, I talked to
Why doesn't have Emily smooth by the what it actually is, really get really smooth like disarmingly, smooth.
those guys like almost like the equipped,
and of me in the contract,
but the young guys karadzic,
in app styles little bit and
and in a
gaining a lot of fans, unlike the college girl space.
so I've done a lot of stuff together had actually been put on. A couple shows with hearty now between the georgia rodeo. Really
and
see I've been to a lot of their shows have been to my shows. Sometimes I pop out into a song, that's kind of cool. I saw a hearty was
in this pathway, heart his wife other the whole time. I'm really it's weird, I'm like really close with a hip, his wife and her parents. Her his wife is one hell
of a drinking partner yeah. She fought she is she
the berlin fix it, but with us with the boys in nashville
It is our duty. While I got you an invite for next year, I can guarantee that you pay flip club, you play
beer pong you play everything and she fucking murdered it. She was so good and then, when she had too much to drink, should overcome.
throw it up and then come back and drought, as I am sure you are talking gangster on trade area, that's better
May I see sweet
it is time that I met shovels, damsels
For some, but I met that family, it was a hearty f after party
nearly says album right: the cromer that montenegro,
and were all at my friends.
rainbow room as you
I'm sure you're lamoureux brought in at the time.
at private area. It's me hardy
michigan Kelly crystal LEO kind of like,
little round table to start my life
and I m sorry
Japan and I'm in the bathroom and this
The cowboy at walks in like stands, actual imprisoned?
kind of leans over. I dunno if he was just if he actually looked at my dick or if he's just like kind of playing around but he's a man he's a man. You've got a dope member on you on the set.
Because you know if it was a wide area that you as I am antagonize member on your brother, and I was like
I was concerned, and I looked over as bad a dude in a cowboy thanks. Man really appreciate that to then
We like wash our hands. We started like bonding a little bit and like he didn't tell me who he was and started bonding. I was like alright later and then,
I there was like some weirdo creepy dude, like in the the party trying to like I dunno like hit on girls and in a weird way. So then the descent
the guy with the cowboy that comes up to me and is like a man. We should probably beat his ass, like this
like thirty years my senior and he's china. You know their hands with with some ran again and then finally, I've I'm hitting autumn a mouth up,
in this other area and the same guy walks up and he's like a man as my white, but it was. We are already boys as a brow. Your dog does my wife right there and I was like no way man like how he has no heart either over his were his parents law.
really so. This was colleagues mom and dad. Oh, why an hour all real tight, and I see them whenever we.
I'm going to stay with them, a national debts,
Is it yeah, that's cool to see that seem be that kind of tight though so nightmare is cause. Everyone seems really. You know when I was a kid like. If you were a me,
ex star or whatever you just unapproachable yet courtesy.
The really John wearin, like the green room, no dislike with skype, pepper. Was there you're that show
but the mobile welfare now reception august on bitch online, it was. I was with from heart
I think there's feed problem,
Yonder went out, but yeah we're scarlet pimpernel
back. There are people in this,
You have leaguers eating your legend that not that much, I think by being installer really and I'm gonna tell ya,
and then why dj parvum physics, mafia ladakh, will be bought all the country guys like open for them over them or social less.
When did this happen to you think did that was at all has been in your life, but that, like countries
what kind of melted together now has it. I mean I didn't really love country growing up from Minnesota
Would you listen do grown up about hip
I banned as I had like a decent, what we long phase of like emo, like rock and like punk and shit. I was a skater
in my own down. It was basically like
one set of pretty girls and then the skater kids and the hicks had to kind of fight over him. You know I was like yeah,
s, island skaters, I'd, stoner, skaters, verses, like hick hunter boys,
so I have like sort of a bad day I'll be.
How big is at home,
Thirty thousand men s, tremendous! Ok, I wonder rochester minnesota the other form there. You performing
I think so. The designer maybe get is the male milk lennox there. Yet ass. I was on rochester minnesota asthma. Hometown man should realise them or mama.
So anyways the
The country was really my thing. It's all much later
maybe the last five years and a muslim friends who were big fancy country ends.
I just started growing on me. I think I heard the right music I heard like Chris Stapleton, which is the kind of soul country loved that I heard and Toby Keith. Just you know, classic and, and I started hearing hearty
like tying it into rock and morgan Wallen, and I was like is rose on me every time that I meet them and I like a more in
we ve done some songs together they were working on writing things and it's just you know, come
There was nothing, I'm just international for awhile and is really hookups like. Maybe not a country like project may be lower.
Peers. Oh you know it's funny. I feel I feel it country's permeating everything right now, because we were at
superfluous last year and diplomas there, and he
was. I came in. I got this new project, I don't know if I'm telling things out of school, I dunno. If what he's released or whatever it's always like the country project,
it's good! It's good! It's really good and he was talking about it and I was like. Oh, it sounds really cool and I was a book
You haven't florida, select country, kind of permeated, everything of florida like we,
We always had.
If we were the same way, we were, you are either like into hip hop or your into into country. Was that the nice ring out at the back up,
is that where the light big I didn't do I didn't do I mean I'd seen the cabin, but I I did buy a little bit of research. This morning I saw you're from Tampa yeah. They love me out there
team uses my song as a victory for real. So then hair mischievously, so
when they want this, is I think, the twenty twenty one they yet twenty,
with champions, bays and gravy.
it was their song. They were putting up billboards and stuff. It's it says: gravy train on the bottom of all of them, so all the
I rank say: gravy train. I got the party with all them drink out of this.
I'm a cop
it's got my real name on it ass ever they want to my biggest I've spoken
but I don't think I've ever worn it in public. Until today, when I found out you're from Tampa that is really fucking cool, probably one of the coolest things. I I one yeah that fuckin
does it. You seem like it that stuff kinder lands with you like,
like when people like give me so
I do it, then you and they give me something like. I was means a lot to me because I never had a life
You're still at the place of life, we are like like going back,
phase of the moral moron well long caught concert. You like this course
I love it and in I, as you have all my shows, where I'm back stage and I have cool people back there, it's definite
I'm just so used to that begun to see the complete different genre and witness the vibes as it's. It's awesome, fucking great, and so I drank out of a stanley cup or by tampa performed at the arena.
times yeah. I bet you saw that out in a fuckin second, and
yeah man- and I was a I mean I was a hockey fan growing up. I played hockey as a kid cause. I'm from Minnesota, oh yeah, so
was cool and an honest aims. It there's a few sports team.
That I gotta have alliances with, because they support me
Never waves is that at the lightning who get the lightning the basque.
I salvaged timber wolves cause. I live with Karl anthony towns, who plays for them and he's a good friend of mine, and
but outside of that, no minnesota teams of really reached out to me ass, like kind thought about the cubs
I guess it s old. I'm I'm found the first picture, the cubs game, Chicago gobs versus atlanta
re by baseball grown up. Now that good it sucks, I'm gonna walk out and I'm going to learn a little bit about pitching, but, like I just grabbed a beautiful outfit,
and he's bound de. Are you in all of our blocker?
the white sue whatever I am someone tell me a customer
walk out on that and you have elegant.
he's in petrol, considering may be doing like a softball pitch zip
were either way like a like nail it if I dunno sapo pitch and nailed it. It would be
about a salami. Let me tell you this is this is what my therapist said to me a long time ago. So you do
beard cut of weight off contests me. My body and
What the loser had to shake up his beard shaved off.
I was really stress, also brought him. Look like an asshole mob.
yeah yeah, it's for me as well.
A lot has been freed. Me has been since twenty fourteen rolled over
then here for me it was probably too
Seventeen when I got my beauty losses, ok, I can answer yes or no, so I will. I literally was freaking
my service, like only take up them. He he's you know. I think you were
but his beard thing, but I think who they gonna, google more. If the purse
the gets his beard shaved off for the guy. That saves the bill,
like? What do you mean is becoming? One of you is gonna gonna, like blue,
well on the internet. It was on rogan podcast he's, like one of you is going to blow up on the internet. The next day cause everyone.
Google. What does he look like without a beard? I think I'd rather be that guy and I went to great goal.
so I bought rose at night little weight loss guy does when in fact is, but an organ.
the loser just ate. What I wanted to eat ass. I could Tom's skinnier than
When does what we give you two people,
a pull pick up my beard off. It is a bad they always with crazies when needs she. Your beard off you look in the mirror and your like I've seen you for ever
If I look at you and also better in this centre, one that's it! That's me without my beard, oil him enough mustache what they do
If he left, then he should go to save it. So he shaved the mustache on a yeah. Okay, we have to go back to like a little busy man. A little bit is that is the twitter one right there you as well. That's no! That's a of
Oh, no! That's me. That's me, yeah I'd, like you, the beard.
look, you look pure. You lay in a looked like you, you out maybe work at home,
I looked fuckin. Might my daughter said you'd, like a pervert
but how do you? How do you know the pervert looks like she goes? I'm staring at one or daughter must be like man. How will you hold your kids, seventeen nineteen, since the nineteen, seventeen nineteen, how you twenty five twenty
seven, my seventh their lives in the younger every area of my debts, you're you're, fucking demo by demo as a college, kids and then
My daughter's, my oldest daughter, was like she was gonna, be risky river everyone cigarettes
everyone says put so wait. So what's it like to do
Do you still do college tourism stuff alot lot liked I base
the glee anything I've done, I've done a ton. Hundreds of shows that are my own like headline shows which were buses
may bring to open forty friends either friends or nobody just go out by yourself.
I have my dj- do a course oh yeah, and then I do a long set of altogether. I have kind of a cult fanbase that that you know I don't want the low heat on the opener, sometimes so yea or like kind of boo or like not give manner
these are the way the fuckin kill, associated slates, really really gertrude anymore ice. This is really lay back in July moment. Up. There are born on one important one, so we d do find this. Ok, so bought bizarre question. Do you find
you write differently than from when you first started when you do a sound out stuff.
Now that you know you're a fan base, you kind of no, they look what they look like like when you
first started.
This is how I, what I think you just going porn pete. So this is what I think so like one.
started doing stand up. I just want to be edgy on every comic in the room, to think I was the edges, fuckin fearless dude and then and then
right, one joke that goes well, and then I go. Oh yes,
her storytelling,
and then all of a sudden, a mike Erna gets people like listen and before is what my family
and then you start almost like not writing for your audience, but you find your voice a little more, but it is
tricky when, when you have the most coveted fan base, there is which they achan. That's it it's a really good point, a really good,
the sum that I pay, but others are really
What I'm making music gonna make an album, because there's like I'd, think that
My biggest songs are not the favorites of the main,
fan base the ones that go huge or, like all other little, when I try something
different friends are little more like poppy. So not
necessarily because there have been some like norway trap ones too, but I think
whatever
megan album, I make sure, is a click on there for everyone,
land. I try to keep a few like of the classic gravy styles on there and what cycle go to like like? What's a go to
arabia isn't like like: where do you? Where do you find yourself going like a fucking hundred to do I'll just slide this? I in this office
well. For me, I mean the songs. That kind of thing
I'm gonna known for by of the general public and not like my harder. More hardware vans is like sampling, something that's a very recognisable song and making out into a room
a pit I didn't realize. I didn't realize how I didn't really
How identifiable the snoop doggie dots
doggie out that sample ellis knew it on the ride over today, its aggressive slave dagda,
you have you ever heard the regional song without one in the room,
regional, the one they sampled out from
miss elderly. As I d get your dogs
how you learned man. What's this about its off its off doggy style, the album
yeah yea yeah. There was one name or it's. What's mama mother bone,
have you, maybe workers nuke yet now
and I have a madman are one thing and one thing we should work of I've, fuck fuck and I'm glad with Martha stewart on stuff to do. I gotta set you up a snoopy I'd love to hear the mother fucker, and I did he's like one of these installations
If he can you pour it out of the jaguar. For me, it's a little tough to porn. I know snoops, the motherfucker stamp is everything you want him to be, and then some he is the best he is the best representation.
You know I had I get obsessed with. You understand
I come from a small town. I'm impressed by celebrity has not lost on me and if you do it right, you and me
sober. When I had a discussion not long ago with some friends who are very chapped into you, know, hip hop and, and everything social, I guess, cheers buddy to you
working together, enemy into me to me. By introducing you guess I got
I think that snoopy,
Even if it is now the most you now, grammy's or or anything? I think he might be the moat. If someone the average
a random.
which human being and you randomized it and got one hundred of them. I think snoop dogg. If they ask you hoot name, one rapper, I think you'd be the first. Oh yeah cause there's tupac and biggie. There's drake is eligible, but I think that the average person, especially
I don't know that much but above everybody saw no snoop dogg everyone and he might be one of the most famous people in the world. Yeah
you know, he's awesome disease from lobbyists, hood and his them up, and he is the most regular like he may. He is funny you know I get like I met oral schwarzenegger. An arnold was like I worked out with him for a day and he was everything you want him to be. A key was that an snoops?
like that. Like he's everything you want them to be he's always high he's always he's always gotta blunt
he's always like
He's always listen to music is I mean like when I would say the funny thing about. I thought about snoop,
this goes going silly. Considering who is, is how much you?
loves music
how much he loves music in a like. You go
you'd. I know that he is a musician right, but he just listen to music nonstop. What he listened to get tell. I know I was I won.
two? I was a little overwhelmed. I was working with him on the show we were and we were quarantined together. So we were together for like thirty days a lot
and so err. Oh first night, first night I was like I dunno how many fucking get to know the guy, because all of his friend like I wanted to be his friend as I listened to forever, and I was telling a story.
see I'm like not believing the story you know cause. Sometimes my stories are a little outrageous and he was like her, and so then he just facetime someone in the middle of my story
and then went over any goes. You know this guy red grant was the guy IRA goes a volcano bert
We like the machine.
And he goes all right. He checks out and he's like you're good on a man right away, right away right away, and so he is
immediately became friends and then and then I was wrapping his songs back to him by the no the lyrics to his songs like I'd. I'd, always fucked up
lyrics results. I knew there are lots of songs affair, but yeah.
somewhat, like hoosier, you work with some pretty bad asteroids. You work with deep and right to ban.
in my is great great. Do we figure out highlighted times outside of this music? His great I mean my favorite wrappers. What what what I actually sort of papa aurora wrote out. A list of
favorite wrappers and who I would want to collaborate with. Ok, because I'm I'm pretty picky about claps only their color
The cloud of someone that, like I think, is a perfect fit with some one that I can work with in person and do it together and got I'd have to be?
listen. I could just how do you I've I've done very few collapse that were like remote but molly.
I was gonna, be very judge you on this list took, I guess, I'm a guy.
huge bomb older than you, so my hip hop list can be older, okay, so as juicy j, ok echoed that
that tracks. Edward tat, you did work with them, are tight. Now work lil wayne,
Where do I met low women? Who, like fourteen days, do the earth
is wrapper air, the youngest rapid, ever papa, whatever age, whatever age, I difference, we are
I met a man. I was twenty six, twenty eight,
not only were ten years barter twelve years these much younger than me he's
I figured all the ha boys and they were
staying on at the graftin on hans
and boulevard least change, changing, isn't draft and still, and
it is an. They were.
Ok it I
shallow see, though so I walked out. I walked out, my saw the hub was the fuckin hub was also in there
I was six years old and I go and I fucking geeked out berman. There are no notice, it was. They were with a female who,
there who was. This is how you never going. You might not get this back in the day and cds they'd put four for business
says contact magnesia at you know, then, given number
she was the name on the back of the fuckin city. I met her, like
I see right I'll. Give him give you number we can set you up and with dominoes again
in her name as a waiter, you on the back of the cd cover and she goes yeah. I go where I think I have your number. So my car and she goes you do this I'll call you lose. It was a
the omaha, although not all the hop ways there is one that was missing, but Louise was their juvy joovy and I've geeks out
yeah and I want to say I was one of the first people to respect wayne at that level, because his
On the whole boys hop ways collapse album he had a fuckin. He had
a track that was so
king smooth outside
following this is, I think, is one of the best there is ever which, like what you like to work with. Does he come in so this?
going over it. So when we face-
enemies, mad nice mad, but but I initially to work for them. But here's the thing was: win win,
it was my song is only you're only remix I've ever done and I basically had a robe as he was the last person I had to cross off. That list has given you
early or not tell me the oddest of the odds of pencil less before I get into this. Okay, though,
and where it was little baby young doff our bee.
yeah or ip, and here was based,
jesse, J and maybe
the foreigner missing the way out of the modern or more
oh it's someone that I have an income now soon that I'd kinda those quiet
anyways, we.
Ass. One he's the same way. It was me and close with both like that founders of label.
I sent them this song. They are trying to get all people onto the remarks that was pop and off. It's called oops and I should apply candidate. I
casual drop that okay, it's been three years. It's been three years since I got a plaque because everything was backed up and I got like eight yesterday, so so yeah, it's good villain. Men are all wind up in my living room and bed.
They told me they leggy way
and very rarely we'll do a feature. He asked the love song
I savers, a ten percent chance that the these are the the geyser on the label, but so they kind of signed him and- and they sent me and
and the leg was like a ten percent chance. They'll do it, but if he does it, you will get it back immediately and he'll probably do well and I went to bed woke up. Fine,
well, my inbox is not. Full wayne went crazy on it and he said he ended his verse with wheezy gravy and of it I was fired.
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ever, it's like you know, that's a sign of respect belt,
was its weight on. Did you get out of bed and listen to it? To a did you get a cup of coffee, or did you just say
and then go for employing eyes of my mom's house, and I saw the tax command my mom's, how about my asking? You know, I know
mills love you you're fucking, adorable right now, there's a fucking.
a roomful of older women going this case.
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yeah. Well god I've gotten some coffee mamma we drink our coffee together. Now someone like you
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oops. I know it. I know, and I know as he knows weight and they
away and came in and he went crazy.
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and she was well now. I mean you guys and could bring them up, and this girl and standing in front of me and then I looked over.
because I was trying to see this kid do a trick and it was fuckin lil wayne and I was like oh who's, giving the trigger he was. He was sitting front row here, the best seat in the fucking house, in the bessie in the fucking house front row and the cops were protect.
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defines like eighth and ninth grade to me, because I was trying to get chicks but the music I was into wasn't chick friendly, which was a fuckin I'm trying to think in eighth grade. I am guessing. It was probably a I'm trying to fight.
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antibiotics was like. The first thing is far less news like I did not expect outcome at home.
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Roxy Sunday and I lost my
fucking mind. Were the same age, she'd been and hip hop for fucking fifty five years, and I just
parking lot. I took my shirt off perspectives on the window, veneer hip up fifty five years years and five years, but I hope it will.
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we can. We get a track from you and you're like like yeah man. I just kind of sign up to do this. They would do that with commercials. They'd be like we are UK's. Your comedian can make this funnier and you're like. I just got the him. I just got here like what you going to do.
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and you know everything
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and with these, you can do, is all get in the room with them and have ideas where I can't play any instruments and.
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come in, come into the room, and I have some sort of idea or concept that I want to go off of they can
it happened, so I'm but a better production. But like there's no chance, I can, you know like reasonably reach their level of production of
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a dolphin bites off the head of a fish right.
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flashlight, see that's what I'm into
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swimming together and
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as a woman and a male dolphin, and then
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memory, they, I think they'll lived in a glass house. Look at me
my god, like a dolphin house and they'll
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and there's pictures I've seen the documentary of dolphin earth
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severe weather. They have to submit. I've got a fucking, thereby no earned boiling hot. She is,
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to too or some stupid.
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Two thousand? She was the hottest tooth camera year and I'm trying to think who am I to use. I don't even know she's a milf,
it's weird for me to get some guy. The other they got to be my age. What will go, cougars will go cougars cause guys. Sometimes they don't have. Kids of our history doesn't have kids, but I saw kara who Martha Stewart or Stuart. Does she have it and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have kids or type type in?
Martha Stewart know how do you think she is a bitter gotta, seventy six, eighty, eighty, anyone,
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she citys tat wages. Rosaria dos encounters a milk. You gotta give me she adopted her
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or it often when hurry yeah. She's great, I mean like distractingly, attractive.
to the lang. When you see that and it's like man, I work I she pulled her mass, then we were in coven. She put her mass down one time to talk to me. She was like hey. Let me say something as you put the mask on. I want that. Never have,
and usually it's like, they pull a cellular glue,
I think everyone looked good with a mask on and then Rosario would pour mass down you like mac and the shirt, and I would love to. I would what about
pornstars there any good porn star mills, I'm really into like lisa and shot brandy, love endless, loose and loose
great to today's really gonna press as whether verve a little while really along now, now
but long enough we were we were. We were good friends for a while hooked up for a little while, then I brought her to the avian awards and she hadn't been in ten years, and then I guess I didn't. I didn't really give her enough attention.
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this idea, but it was. It was kind of fair
because I I didn't know what her expectations were, but I was like at the porno was my first time in my life, a parting with people having a good time meeting people she wanted to be like spend more time with her, but she didn't make it clear until the end, because she bailed left vegas before the act
will the wards and then I shall up my I well like she's out. She was an answer. My phone at all signed up to shut up with the male porn stars and they got group and have his is cute there under male portions of the nice people over there that they have the best like the very soft. It's like I'm not like,
they're, not like the guy. You think. Let go we're, not friends, but we we know are one grey. You ever seen him owen gray is a distracting person to watch fuck.
He is couple of friends of mine, a report that I have like also watching videos the switch because it while allow me
but grey is it looks. It looks like I'll be uncomfortable. Wasn't it yeah he's a well? No it's not it's! Not a comfort is really good. He's said,
I got him, he had a heart, I'm sure his age to slim. You would know, but why I left of I one time said yeah. His dick only looks big because he's probably like five six and then he wrote back I'm six four and I was like just that's what he just sent me a dm I'm six four and I was like that on the face, but he is he's distracting to watch fuck because he's really good he's
fuckin. He puts it down, buzzard damn. If he does get down my boy spencer, aka daemon dies. He either he throws it heavy he's one of the more popular ones, but he and how many portions of your sex with a couple female porn stars that have
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overcome males yeah, but I do have a good friend whose male ports are coupled couple friends,
think maybe like eight eight is it is it is it
intimidating to have sexual ports or it was
first time, then I realized that all they want is a non porn star to fog and there are wholesome amount obsession.
regular back from my experience, porn star
are just like nice girls that smoke
we'd go to bed early and they horny as horny as always, but there they prefer not a porn stars, not transactional. They want to have liked.
normal dude sags. I think a lot of them just don't like getting rammed by a giant dick all the time. So I could have it.
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yeah they're great, the great their great. I am a big fan
I guess, if you went on to like the I don't want to name names Pornhub, like top. Fifty is probably really like your name:
names of the porn stars you been with none at all. I can name names. I dont want to name names just to you know, expose them, but
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with porn stars? If you want to all if you, under the top fifty there's a solid.
Seven or eight in there that are. Are you now have gotten the gravy train that.
You got the grave, did you ever think that was
haven't you
he'll be able to have sex with porn stars. Absolutely not
chronic his release and was the first on average off his lease and also the fact that I got to go full circle and come back and hit later
his great. So did you do like, because I like, I can't say I guess it too much but like
my wife and I are in like a rediscovery face, and so it's been fun. It's been crazy has been wild with the later discovery me I she, my wife made a conscious decision to start dating me again like on, like that's my boyfriend, I'm a brilliant and and and it's been fucking.
Insane has been so much fun, but I would imagine if you go, if I, if I was going to have sex with a porn star, I'd, imagine I'd be like omelet. It's almost
getting a rental ferrari for the day.
Like I'm going fucking do everything I can to disarm, garment driving down out sunset, I'm a fucking take a picture in front of it.
One hundred twenty on the might like when you
a porn star. Do you go I'm going to it's like a rental ferrari, or do you go now? I I I
I keep it just normalized when I want to fuck and do you know just like eli, I'm kind of sweet to lay leg of his sweet libs that that's what they like as they're used to like the like aggressive, like you know
one set everything's business thing only and they are strictly bid
as they come over, they wanna fuck, maybe we'll watch an episode of a tv show then they're out, which is you know if, if that's what you're attributes it's cool, which is usually what
and they.
There are really really shall be able. I mean they know what they do if you, if you have that type of job in your proud to do it and you're killing it like you, you gotta have a good sort ahead on your shoulders.
Yea, like they also own versions of the one ones seem to have it together. People seemed to
I urge them, but it's like yo. If, if
If I now speak it as if I was a poor, sorry that I have the guys
business kid. I know that our morning is fucked up
It would be borne light
we just get into that and is let it
and be myself,
That's what I do with my music minus.
Do you know the anal and decide
These girls are out there like. Just
live in their lives and showing off. We know where their favorite thing to do and give her
it's the same as modeling, but a little bit,
I think it's the same is comedy leg out of europe.
Well, we all are doing something similar. I put so much of myself out there that, like I'm I'm subject to ridicule because I put so much of me out there and it comes with the territory. I put my family out there same here and
and I put out here and of an open book. I tell you everything and it's kind of a poor.
Cars do, but in a lower in a different and more physical manner.
There's a couple. I would there's a guy
the hit list of poor stars that you go all right. I've never sinister and obtain the study. Can you make it less free it? Oh is giving a leg up
anyone that comes up my real, so funny. As I said to someone like santa, I think some of the guys bar stool, like oh adrian,
in a second and then there were like oh you're, really freaky outside no actually on law and the like the why the fuck would you hook
is your child she's wild snows ice queen, like I don't think, oh then, and I think Adrian is beautiful and she beautiful and he's a really cool person, but the
I was immediately rose like oh yeah, that's not what I mean
you like, I would not be she would fucking overwhelm me.
There's a couple that would just overwhelming ever christie mac. I think chrissy max fucking, adorable and
a person number area thrill,
I'm not another jerking off her out of younger, firstly, Matthews, like is like of the sweetest person like that. I would like one of those
it's coolest. I know- and I know her I actually know her and her boyfriend very, very well like very well. He is a one of the more fascinating dudes I've ever met, which, when there's some bad,
There is a long time ago. Isn't it continued to nobody, but through ass you can
my premier and her boy from his own, we end up sitting. Peep was dimly set with a boy from for like a fucking hour and a half.
Two three hours rounds of porn stars are also really fuckin. Crazy, literally, are down to accept. They have so much
national intelligence and maturity that taken literally just
like y'all, my girls fucking other guys, but I like her and it doesn't matter, that's her job. Let me just do my thing too, and I don't think- and I think now, Christy mack doesn't fuck other dudes. I think she either does chicks or just her dude and puts her on. Only fence
Chris chrissy mechanism is a bad one, because I like yours, a person, so I wouldn't mind. Never
like in the fantasy world.
Lisa and I'll tell you why LISA an essential enemy LISA an is, like my wife did coke.
greg because they got a similar like like school
arm vibe. You know with the dark hair and puts on the glasses in their fuckin fun she's entertaining a fox
is really really good. I might add that she got madam. If issues really sweet, who was the who is the back in the day there is this fucking
shit that was Ike. Does a brandy love? You know brainy lot. That is by rub my first interaction for real those. The first one.
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life right now, you're, twenty six, seven twins! I just got my seven got money you can you can make everything work right like? Are you just going to sound like an old man talking to you, we went therapy
yeah. I had a castle yesterday because my thumbs can act of real
authoritarian had yesterday ends guys we're like china, ask the.
but like you're, not on that, but you got everything you want, thereby you, your party
Join party in europe,
seemed like a really smart guy. I mean I'm Anima and I only say that from like the little bit of research, I've done about, you seem very open. A casino could do that like if rogan met you, you guys, would click pretty quick. Oh, I know he would
I get it. I guess I'll. I guess last resort man, I I grew up with parents who are much older. My dad had already raised three kids divorce, his wife and then marry my mom. So I was an only child with two parents who are much older. Have experience with DR ones are retired insomnia.
But yeah. My dad studied insomnia studied insomnia researcher and he was part of a team that invented a rumble strips
it's one of the goals bags I have about about a my dad was born in switzerland to really came here when he was twenty one with no money and ended up learning the university of Chicago. So so here's my question: how do you get like? Do you think about this at all like? How do you get to snoop's career? How do we know
so how do I? How do I at my funeral, when I'm eighty nine years old, when I'm martha, Stewart's age, I mean how do I get? How do I get? My kids are sitting there. My kids are fuckin fifty. I guess I dunno where's, whatever my kids like fifty or sixty, and young gray, becomes up to speak at my funeral and you go. I met bert when he was fifty years old. I was twenty seven. I just moved to hollywood and we,
remain. Friends were both fans of a lightning him at least an end. Her thing like my how'd it. How do I had it? How do you does? I know I know how I could be old with money. How do you keep this, however, think that the way like how do you care
the gravy train, going like how like.
Did you see so many people splash?
And then go way beyond not, I dont think you that guy.
Ok, so so, yes guess, that's perfect way me to continue sorta. What I was saying, as is my parents, were older. Wise raise me
I think, a good way, but I had no freedom, a man of arab
in minnesota, which is one of like the nicest people that I've met. You know very nice down to earth. Midwesterner yeah went to wisconsin, studied whatever ended up, doing marketing and finance and really started like become an entrepreneur assorted, a few different businesses in college
And Zagreb geared to buy a dj nodded it none of it was miserable related at first yet wall, but first business I did was in high school as we do
there and then, which I really play and man hours bargaining. I at that one man. I thought it was by.
Wait for a certain prize that I was in the ap glasses? So I was canvassing those kids like try, weed and allows put like tried in law.
where's my unlike we'd bags and make it so
I really good and like making up crazy names and everything I was like really hustling
and I would never smoke we when I was selling it, which is the key for anyone who wants to trap.
I and then call we just started a company with a friend called the pizza roller, where we basically bought this fancy like electric golf cart thing, and we tasked the heater to the back of it, and we would. We would hire college kids to sell pizza by the slice to the drunk people at the bars in madison, and that worked really well,
You are so you have my body hutch. So how do you always just you always have a hustler
always having a hospital and a cool idea and southern, and then I ended up working for an actual startup accelerator where babies basically blow me as a marketing guy. Where, where I would a business, would
There'd be basically a phd student at madison's, one of the best research universities and they had invent something and then they would need to make it sexy. So these guys will
bring me like a windows, seven powerpoint, of what their thoughts
does and I would like thank you.
A name think of a way to sell it? Think of my cool the audiences, all this sort of things like sleep, a new mission, earthly bosnia machine for
ample or like these street was actually one of the ones which ended up becoming a real estate. Was one wants to start in madison. I help them as we gonna make it like green, because its different than you know facebook and knowledge.
once do little things like that, so I always had that marketing thing, the branding and effort with the questions that nobody, nobody showed. So do you. Where do you see yourself in
ten years ago in ten years, I probably will want to sub touring at some point that acts like Elam every four or five,
and I don't think I want to just try to keep on going and dropping music until it's like I'd,
washed up on know one don't push it. That does not happen. The music
I think it does of ngos artists at with rap, especially words like there's. Don't ya, you're still making music this? What like this long later, I mean
it's. I guess it's not even that concern, because I think that if I was still really passionate about it, I would be fine. It's more like a
Wanna dislike have
I see that is dope that I really like and then kind of just quit? You know I don't want to ever have a miss
So I think I want to do that too, and it's a tough, that's a it's tough, because it's only a few people can Jim brown it or or jerry seinfeld it and hang it up when you're at your height, I you know a pk another one at a weird in a weird and a weird. Parallel to this, I woke up this morning, an officer of the interview and so on and some scrolling on you and I'm thinking how hungry you are
greatest be hungry? Half the fuckin people would pay their deeds out there that are show runners that would pay.
after their salary, if not all, of their salary to be hungry, again like to be hungry to go like I want I want jc has I want to run a label? I want to uh why I'm hungry, but a modest hi reese. I was a one point I used to just thrill yeah and when I started rapping I was literally everything I did
need no motivation from anything. I wouldn't have any inspiration needed. They are. I think everything kind of you know of is that a little bit, I'm never so hungry, but, like I just I had goals that I said when I started rapping and I surpass them almost fifty times over
yeah and I'm still hungry. My my goal was mainly like to to to be happy and stay happy, but it's like. I don't think I want to be a superstar where I'm doing arena
Is there anything because our to get reckon urgently to minus forty doing rain,
I mean I'm doing arena is when you talk about so far.
Yet I wanna do it just just
You know like the Emily arena, is they called the Emily a real gauge left, so I do do shoves airline doing a red. I have done five thousand seven thousand you dont want to use a nineteen thousand yeah
I guess I'm in a vessel wasn't that I like, where I met, was the biggest you performed do and world level minnesota.
Instead, he almost seventy two. Does anybody? You definitely arenas, I do
but I I think on you ring unless you put this in perspective, for you go there points
zero zero. One per cent of people in this world in this world will ever stand in front of seventy. Two thousand people speak
that is a fine, hugh desires, zero.
That is why it your own more zeros, but that is a huge falcon accomplishment and so too downplayed it it. It suggests
How grounded you are as it you don't. Even remember the big ones. You're going model wanna do arenas.
You still see yourself as like. A fuckin as I go on
club act like I like a fuckin like it would?
cool man. I wish I wish I wish my ego did not because I was it did at times a mountain by think. I I think it's
my biggest flaw were I allow my ego to speak up and I go and then could maybe it comes me down or it tries to centre me
it. Sometimes it reminds you of like what you ve accomplished. You know sometimes it's good, but but I did private if his anything like that right, I'm feeling down ass. I look back at you know just in their financial services.
accomplishment or something, but like I dunno, I have a wii. I think maybe it's something to do with my brain minnesota, but les who doesn't suisse at sweden minutes
Robin opera? You mention minnesota my dad's from switzerland swiftly. So is the there that that mentality is already ingrained
personal minnesota mentality is like yeah likely.
growing up in it was like the hour fancy shit.
but it was like when I was
at cool. If you were to like show up in like something really like rich or fancy, you drive a fancy car to school, you'd, a dick to anybody. It was like people would hate on you.
it's like. Oh, I like like bullying or whatever you would call it was. That makes you a lame and it was like you're cool if you're, just a chill normal person.
You know there is a first expensive than you bought. Is the backpack that I have here somewhere wait. What is it to do?
If you back packets, it was bright orange when I bought it. It looks like hell I'll, carry it into the camera about this, and maybe six years ago I mean it was a beautiful orange color and I've used the fuck out of that and you've gotten every fucking penny out of that backpack. Every single pocket has it's own use. I travel I met fellow so much man yeah horror, show that I, like, I just got a backpack that has as much room in it.
Make it work so what about cars do by cars and, of course, what we always talk about expensive subsidies that, but if offensive shit over that wholesome, like the mid,
I spy less vibe and keeping oh, oh, I want to finish.
I love doing. The big shows me from all these people and I haven't.
But I just
I mean it's kind of my fault because I'm tall as shit and recognizable, but I recognize all the time and that's kind of stressful, sometimes and
and where much shorter life former is met, relationship with a girl, they will get pressed win everywhere. I go,
Others are girls, I me or there's any just in general. Anybody in like the hand her the phone at the picture in Gaza.
I would like to be a little bit like it when they tell my wife, hague, you take a picture
But let us remember money, remember
be out your wife, and I hereby again you know I've background my wife too much. I make fun her, nor would the but you once you get married as long as I have as its its eyes, you
to remain yourself, it's more than just your best friend. It's your lover. It's your fucking partner.
Sometimes you just remember that this my body this
my friend, because that's how we spend so much time together.
And then you can remember o were also intimate like this is indeed respect her eggs, I say I'll, say fuck
we ship to mobile ala. Yeah I've been an integral. I have a while. You know I'll be funny and says: yeah whack shit,
so you striving to, or do you think.
Are you striving to get back to normal? Sometimes yes,
yeah trying to get back to normal might be able to go. Do things where, like I just feel completely normal, because, basically anywhere I go I'll end up like having like two patients. I think what I want to do is just go to like like spend some time in a country where no one knows who the fuck I am and like they know. What what's interesting is. Italy is not beyond wrap it all so at like, and I think I might go out next month to stay in Geneva.
with shania twain, good friend, and work on some music with her just when he goes I'm trying to get back to normal, I'm going to go to sweden dang I wish I'd switch,
I will end with a lesson that, as we know, I fear that I've ever known alone positive sides wayne fuckin milk,
Yeah absolutely shania twain pulp fiction is who I was when someone just brought her up the other day, still fucking out
she saw your fucking has just another husband is my friends- are withheld beautiful reward. Is sheer falcon
beautiful as you are, to I'm going to stay with her for a little bit and just make some music and hang out in switzerland and then go to italy, but I'm excited for italy, because I think my fanbase there is pretty low
but you're. Also you also six seven,
yeah, maybe maybe I'll have to take a picture is like. Oh look yet you draw like you, draw the eye from six am or I'm honestly like six eight but, as you say, six seven, because if I say six eight,
people like nah nah nah want to have that. I don't it's not worth the time. So it's a your view, draw the I like the second you walked in. I went oh fuck.
I realize how big you are, as I was holding a golden jaguar and serbia. I liked the shirt a lot. Thank you, man yeah, it's my new look,
trying to I'm trying to go less buttons by air? I gotta spray tat, my pigeons, britain,
it's always been. My thing is the last bonds. You you do spray tans. I just did one, although with you, I won't do it alone. Well, I know what I'm doing next, when this one runs out, I'm calling you and we're getting spray tanned and you will wake up feeling so attracted to yourself. Yeah I mean
I'm very pale. I don't get ten and a body I get a lumber and- and I look how I'm sunburn snubs unintentionally go to not as well.
like film or video that I know is going to be like popular author go out on my like balcony, like stare at the sun, or it will but look at this one lies close for ten minutes just to get a sunburn and then walk right back inside just to do it because when I'm sun burnt out,
It's I get somewhere, I'm going to get you a spray tan omelette number right now, I'll get you a spray tan, let's get a spray tan and then I'll I'll I'll bleach, my hair a little a little bit.
You know you look far gang. I mean my mice, pretend that mediately just took any flaw out of my skin
just disappeared. I my arms, a bigger my chest with bigger a reality
Daniel swore beyond swallows fire, may not afford a hint to do tying up with your eyes. Will friends in college friends ton of a mere? Where, like those alike, I mean I've,
made enough friends out no way now that, like I have half my friend replaces here, but I shall I go back to
I sorta all the time I had an apartment there, a condo for a couple of years. I just moved Abby's. I just was too busy yeah, but yeah. I love them. I knew they bust. Your balls about like
We have become aware you ve gone now because the same person, yet in that they then they.
of the same exact was injured. We always had really I'll kick. It is the best break
Gahanna Minnesota, lessing on public, because that's my biggest fan base by far I'll get my dick ridden anywhere. I go, but if I don't like back home with the homies I'll, throw parties, my mom's house and just everyone that I grew up with it's it's one of my happy places that fucking great comment. I fuckin, like I, my buddies, come out to the premiere of my movie and, like my college friends, your movie, we can talk about it, oh yeah, but can I see it yeah to the meeting
I get I get to do, but I can't talk about it cause. I stand in solidarity with the sag aftra strike and the writers they are my same here. Yet we stand in solidarity, so I will not talk about it in the end
We talked about earlier with what wedded about what the song and everything but you're editing stuff out, because we stand in solidarity with the sag aftra strike. I can't imagine about the AG. I've been wanting to go to a fucking strike line, but but podcasting as I you know,
Hiroshima, yes, I want of rubber podcast strike if either one a nice one alliance of euro
I go walk down to allow stairs stay around barbara strike with ubi throat. The throat seems like a good time. Man it'd be like.
Whereas Rainn Wilson, I'm looking for some celebrities. Where are we going to believe and act like we're just normal man? If they said you, because it's happened before the gravy, we want you to reboot your favorite movie. What would you do? Who would you who? Who? What movie, would you reboot and who would you be like for me? If, if I I think we can definitely talk about the idea of movies?
but like, if I could reboot a movie, I would probably want to go to like, like
How'd he shot can be one of the big players
the way that was exactly the while
we had a change of veal and I'll. Do that
crazy, but I was just preparing my exact I. Actually.
Or to the guys at the
movie shoot that I was at recently in their like. We want to reboot more movies and I said caddy shares.
going to be so, and there like. Oh, my god, it's a great idea- and I was like
You make me the chevy chase character. Ah, that would
so we did cash. I
Our two did, as at site, I've been every character in caddy shack throughout
my life yeah, danny guy.
be chase
I would say I've been remedied, ended on mine. I'm ready I'll go right now. I think we need like
this part of my life, the best, if I could make sure my health was like dialed in, like I need a little doktor every month.
I think I think I need to go to doctor. I think I should probably go more often than most last time he was a doctor eleven, I dunno I mean I broke both my arms like to just recently write a book.
I haven't got one set up anyways. I am worried about caddyshack. That was the answer I was going to give like what are the odds that we both had the exact same movie. So then, how would the
Who else would you put in it so year, your it intervale, I think, or war or I mean yes, I think that's what have to play by love judge smells
That's it the crazy blot white hair guy this journey
yeah yeah. The did stickers to danny, I think
Get me. If, if, if people would agree, I would love to be the chevy chase character.
it's a kind of a you know aboard state. Make us any kind of look again now
then, as the main character yeah the bike ride I could play. I could play that too. I I can change up my role. That would be that I think we need to get who who? Who else? Could we get in there it'll be so hard to remake that
You would only fail because that must be as exhausted as your grammar and it's so great an accident. You need bill Murray, who would be bill murray, Theo VON. I was just
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horrible approach shot where he ended up over by the sand, but from the sand. He chipped it in but more importantly, he chipped it in the most crazy roll and it rolled in and right before it rolled and this right when he switched over to nike right before it rolled in it stopped on the lip. Can you pull up this this? You can see it. It's really beautiful. You know that you know what I'm talking about and and and it was just when he signed the nike and then
nike logo on the ball was all you saw before it rolled in. It was like Nike went, says, obviously not, and he doesn't. He just made his budget every fucking penny. They paid him. They just got back a it's. What he has probably,
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driving. I don't do that priori. Everytime everytime, I try it. I like.
the ball once and everyone was like. Oh shit, that was trash and then I'll hit it perfect and they'll be like holy fuck. How did you do that?
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and adding an end and sang stuff like I really hope they storm the drought capital,
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lunch on Sunday. He is not he's not length that he's like he was telling me a story about a night that he hooked up with a girl for the first time and he was like ashamed to get very cute. You know I would love to share more
torres about the oak as he is that we should all go, get energy some better and not liable to. I recently met Bobby Bobby yeah he's a phone awesome he's a wild card of that. Did he brought out the dinner
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give me one hundred million dollar deal and I was so crazy at one point tom and I got offered one hundred million dollar deal is a hardcore secret time being keep it in the zone, but we thought cigarette. I got offered one.
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crazy. It ended up not more through because like so then what do I do? I do I've worked out the deal, but I'm done. I'm done.
Need. I don't I don't know. If I mean I don't know creatively, I would I would what I
do as I wouldn't hang it up. I want to work, but I would hang it up until the passions showed up again. You know like I'd. I'd does not make sense.
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my directorate general, that burner of you haven't hollywood works.
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sudden, I'm really blessed to be in a place in my life right now like for the last couple of years by brand were like. I just don't even have to think about that. It's like putting your money, though the the the
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film, whatever the fuck we're doing, and we have friends that
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music, wise I've definitely mumble out where that is almost one year, thereby to play.
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the ship, but he is the best in the food game. There is these. The best in the food game put please pull up. Air were times ersatz. Oligarchy yeah is of it. By the way TIM tim hijackers got, leading man looks timid, acres
looking dude he's gotten better. Looking him in his dad hold on hold on
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You ever- you ever see a celebrity who works their way into your heart by something very normal in their life. Sir TIM tim hi to her was in sarasota with his father, and he was doing a drink where it's campari
inside a. I forget what it's called calling a fried egg or something completely inside to a beer, and they were drinking in like ten in the morning and I went alright, I'm their guy forever. So Eric war, himes fuckin food on his instagram go to his instagram is fucking next level. He just made a pasta sauce that made me want to jerk off, go down a suit, as he just posted it. Recently,
Okay, that's it that's it! That's it! That's it he makes so he does pop up restaurants, where he does subs. I think he's from philly
so he does subs. He just did a pop up restaurant. The other day that I wanted to go to, but I was out of town but, like he's legit obsessed with food, look at this pasta sauce. Let me know by the way yeah one hundred
and we're neighbors of his there's a lotta things where neighbors those are all things we should be doing. We should be doing together yet in my flesh like a pretty this like jerking off or jerk off game should be an onpoint ca. Little Eric walheim is legit into the food game that those two are like. The love, diverse talent, they're funny as fuck they're great actors are great. Screenwriters are great comedians, but man. I love when you find someone's passion in your life
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terrific crash man, you're, really and dogs.
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and that's her ex husband. They did a swap yeah like a two couples that know a kind of christ or that dog Lou that fucking dog dog, argentina. All the dogs that looked like that, I dunno didn't lick the injured drool I mean stuff like the cute.
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I think this is why we're friends as I had no idea who she was. I obviously knew the fucking name, but I know somebody higher and I walked up and I was like a little. I looked at her as he gets a mill.
I started, I try it on her and and we started talking hawk
and then we just got along really really well, I I think that's the fact that it
wasn't fan blowing at all and everyone was like look. I remember everyone sort of looking at us and I was like what's what's going on here, as he was just some pretty lady that I met, but everyone staring at us and as the eyes as she something she something going on.
So what you name section I like, I only know a couple of hours and I
it's like, oh well, no, I was just completely honest. I was like yeah like I I I grew up somewhere where we don't listen
if the country and in I know your name and your legend, but I haven't heard much of your music and she was like. I love that she's, a god god.
I think one of her sons duke one of her son,
no aromas onto something I don't know, but it is like we did not much knowledge potential
but we are already well, then it so happened that her husband was there, who is from switzerland,
as was said, a sand modality model,
I was born there. I we talked about parts of switzerland that Alec, I spent a lot of time to oh wow, so we had that bonding experience and everything and- and since then I've been to her shows barbecues stuff like that, so you go to switzerland dude
an assistant. You bring manager, do just go myself, live only ever been there
My dad was still a random and my mom and I were like travelling. When I was in high school I would go and just visit my family. I have my two fellow members still around there that are like
nineties, a while, so I wanna go later this summer in and see them, but when you travel to travel by herself,
I not usually, but I think I will for this a real job
Only those who family I wanna see should applicable, became aware to bring somebody
obviously anywhere I travel, I use ie brain like either like you know, met somebody management to management. Some biosecurity rubbing,
security if I really need to utter really need to get some fuckin six foot. I can fight
if I need to its many will more drink on that of six or eight, and I can fight
I'm an also on run through a list of
we'll let you gotta years we ve been on here for two and a half hours, almost less than great, but like I want to run through a couple. People not talk shit, but also so
We can edit anything out that you don't want to say, but there's a couple: people I'm curious about in the hip, hop game that are like.
in any name, you don't you you don't like the way
Comparable way represented it, we'll just ended up their name entirely, so you never you're. Ok, so like
I'm curious its question of willing ragged win
a fire; no, no, not yet listed lowood better! Ok, I know
I see using their representatives are whether I think I could win the fight, no less, that what I wanted, but not so
it's better, but what will will make it to whether I like them? Would you like it or whether I like them? I do do like them. Are they legit or people I go?
where to start with the five part in them over to the dialect. Ok, ok, little dickie load
gee, I could win the fight easy three thousand present and I do
light really like his music. He's really doubted- and I haven't seen the show. The only reason I haven't is because I very rarely watch tv and what I do
Stevie. It's because I want to escape from my life.
So what we are shit- and I heard that the show is very similar to my life by her
spock an amazing. I bet it is a fragile shot, a load dickie, I think, you're very shouted, but I could probably, when the five year you'd, I think,
on the other hand, it is inadequate, embers I caught up yet monolithic. He was on the practice club asked about his dick and he said it's very small
different life every moment of ever had in anything where I went, I fucking lobbies
I'd do yeah he's very heterogeneous is also really around here.
The rapporteur will be more and then an ok, so low that you could beat him up and he's
robert yeah, I'd, love, music and-
can activate them up, be okay, and this is going to be interesting. I liked that beat him up ca, partier of this and riff raff.
wrath. Slowly, because I actually was paved the one point. You naughty
like a celebrity fights, you know people want,
a fire if wrath
and I was scared. I was scared. His remit
try to pitch his brother as much rayner.
His brother who looks just like him he's a he's. A friend of mine is great guys and victories personal water and heat,
wanted me and victor to train for money.
in order for me to fight riffraff.
Our riffraff, I think is
in one of them it is, it is having a sort of energy were alike. I love the crap, like I'm, not aid as crime rubbing his eyes, crackhead like energy,
about. Is that is called that lanky guy lay a guy's theirs.
lanky guys you never want to fight, but have you I'm I'm lanky, but at your leisure I had never one about. You. Ok
thank you, but but have you seen him when he was author, the rights at once
on roads as former, unless you are on the right road of an islamic when an act yea I feel like you would have a thank you. I wouldn't,
If I refer at there's something there's something about riffraff that I had jody highroller,
We say that out that vat rates
rubs me sideways, where I realize how mean this respectfully jody highroller, ah but the pink panther, but that he had a rougher childhood than he's letting on that. I think there is, I think, he's always been who he was, and I don't think it was accepted by his community, and so I think the
a part of him. The doesn't mind getting scrappy as fuck I got out. I mean your ear. I ain't that checks out, but I think that I went out that his whole life he's been like she talk too, and the fact that he powered through that instead himself, then fucking made like one of the best free styles of all time,
his wife reached up no point of that. One. The best results that I've ever heard in my life, one unless we will freeze out- and he
some of the most unique music out there and it doesn't matter
You're doing if you make a song that catches everyone's fucking attention, like no single bonner, I think repressive, a legend any definite
inspired. My heroes are going to hear this freestyle it's long, but yea almost that long. While I had a piece of guppy, I feel duped once an hour into me earlier and we used the baltimore refracts on the back of the bus yeah. You wanted to do me a favor while we thought
it all man you do that for us now, man, gotta united, by the way, I'm watching this by myself, but I'm going to comment. Okay, I never did
tell us way: no, there's nothing!
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similar pancakes and draws. Take your fat ass to sleep on jumping out can decode the grim. Reaper jig puts put you to sleep, which is six feet deep in the grand plan. I let my top down. I couldn't play if it was too risky and six points for a touchdown. I might give you a six point diamond is so careless, parent or more. I got more knowledge than both your parents combined. I graduated devon, didn't go to high school and not not. Everything was fine. I'm ninety genuine, no homo! I'm talking about it back in about trump. The players want to check. I make paid, won't get into the mix ball. I got a fresh set of kicks and played for the phoenix suns I graduated in nineteen. Ninety one and I'm gonna fuck are older than the son. He got older than the silva system. I can do now my pop drunk on your skills like deep, fried grandson, baking waves and tos everybody. Damn I'm gonna forget that he bought a mosey bob coast to coast.
Cross device sees you talking about alma and the gang will fuck you on your damn nice gay couple sitting sideways with swain. We had a chinese buffet eating on a monday or tuesday make it feel like it's day and the mad. Anyway I completed the diamond sapphire call my chest figured. I was candy ken griffey Jr, a computer. I played down south of oklahoma gonna play tailback, halfback or hatchback, I'm in the photo hatchback bama could play for the dallas mavericks, but they found crack in my jacket marijuana my socks with my fucking dad mark cuban cinema you're going to have to box one of these players cause they're going to take your position. The time has gone. We will twist the sign on the back. Let's just go fishing, let's go to sleep. That's fucking was,
no hey man, I just as the first of all man. Let me tell you something I don't get. I don't care what anybody say. You know how hard it is to get these rapids to come up here and just do that off the top of their head like that summer. You know, no one does that you know. No one does that right. No one does that: that's a freestyle, that's a real freestyle
Attitudes rip that's a real freestyle and of actual freestyle, and it's it's. No one can pull that off. That's a real fucking freestyle, literally like on off the bell.
That's a real fucking freestyle yeah you liked it fucking great, so I've been I've been a river fan for a long time. I had him on the podcast.
Without difficulty. Showed him a rally martin, but that's a real.
freestyle, mrs ek, skinny riffraff. Do I miss any riffraff about not that I don't like current one.
I think I can be neutral, riff raff, I mean candidly he's, I think he's so. I think he's gotten blown up so big day's. A little protective of himself is not the he's not as fun as the old riff raff, like, I think, he's trying. I think I think it's
What you deal with of like he's, got so big and peaceful. Many people know who he is he's a little protective of himself, because women,
Into the podcast you could tell that he was a little shut down and he would he didn't know how to like. He was like I represented myself so honestly, I'm not comfortable with it anymore. In my opinion, but man that freestyle messing read that
can amazing that's a real freestyle forever and no one diary ponderous it. Questions do
Are you associated with Simon rex, dern astea, he has friends is he was one of the first people ever to like tape me in and lie be a mentor for me here in l, a like for
were five years ago, when I just came out here and need a place to stay for like label meetings and stuff Simon Rex, and I got in touch and he let me stay at his place in santa monica for like weeks or months at a time either he'd be gone or rebuilt, be there, but like him- and I got really close simon rizzo-
also the soundtrack sam ahmed empty dv, J, Simon expert, when he interviewed to back and shit yeah, assault, asses and and when I first moved to new york, there's gonna jordan reuben one of the best guy tell you for real right now. He should direct your next move: music, video, jordan ruben.
is legit shit, Jordan, robe, Jordan, roman
As Simon rex about Jordan, Rubin Jordan Rubin is the shit he's first of all he's just the rcs fuckin guy that you'll ever meet. I want you to do. I'm gonna toot cape, just pull up jordan, rubens instagram this who Jordan Rubin, is right. Jordan, Rubin, just a regular comic uses. Comic, is a grew up in new york city, Jordan Rubin's. The committee
and is good his instagram. He is a regular fucking person like he's not like he doesn't flaxseed, just a regular but brilliant brilliant comedian, but look at him at the dead and company scroll down scroll down, there's a picture of him and dead and company the other day, or maybe I missed it. I don't know if this might be. Some fan account scroll up
that's your room in the middle and at some with those guys, actually less damage. John Mayer and Dave chappelle. So he's like he's legit one one, most talented
Dudes I've ever met in my life, he's a joke that kill me goes yeah, they wrote starbucks or they brought starbucks. They were star wars on on marijuana. He has that kind of makes sense when you think about the pitches he's the guy, his next characters, names to barca and they're like wait. What's he saying he's like
oh Jordan, Rubin. I gotta set your jordan Rubin because he is someone that will do something fun with you. That will be like, but he's good friends with some rex's as one day I'm walking down the street with Jordan rubin in in a in new york city and Simon Rex, walks up it's simon, are actually good. Looking dude, but but fuckin fuckin nineteen seventies us
solid he's just in his own like Veronica, mars or some shit. It's funny cause. I remember like Heaven had like girls around me have at that time that I would talk to a latin like oud. They bake yo.
Where you stand there, armeth I'm with us on a rash like the grocery, like ouch miguel, yo relax.
he's he's. I wanted a lot more about one affiliates or by fifty one is alive and phone number. No one's answer my face time.
Represents our eggs illustrious sometime.
we are going to do the thing again or we will try saying I'll see if I have all my numbers route like a simon. I wonder what number I have face time and right now what if I've gotten so fat? He doesn't recognize me the same very likely face. I'm gonna, I'm drunk.
Linger a little bit ahead of me, mother fucker, was that daddy is dead. To me is dead to me. He's fucking dead, you're dead. To me, your dead me away your fucking.
had to me. I just face time: do you, mother, fucker,.
Oh, I got your own number. I hate yeah, hey, can I can I tell hey, can I.
walk into a we're talking right now about how great Jordan reuben is about. Maybe knows.
Now I know I was gonna, introduce him. Georgia should direct as next music video pressure without a fuckin doubt jordan, so fucking good, he so talented, but dude. I can have a meeting we contributing. Maybe just let me
we want to do. I you already recorded about we're recording where our drinker like
We're we're two and a half hours in I thought. Maybe we just did a movie together, matty, no shit, yeah, of course yeah, but I'm actually pulling up to a right now, I'm in beneath
oh you're, killing me dude. I gotta say the same to you. You you pop up in my feed all the time about all the fucking cool shit. You're doing I fucking love you brother. I love you, man wow. What a game he's fucking great! He like I'd, swear to
He was the like. This one is a kind of analyzed him. When I was younger- and I was like this- do
that isn't right. Eighty I heard like that. You know you ve been as merely avalon was talking about.
I learned I love biggie avalon. I can't beyond
the animal innocuous fucking killed to Egypt,
wrap this up? We still gonna, we shall hear subdue a cookie show. Who do you want to do cookies are with with words
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I would love to get linked with snoop dogg. Listen to the whole fact, and I'm telling you this right now you got away in the christ, your heart, because you you commented positively on my wife and you fucking, every woman down there is like,
fucking love this guy. I fucking love this guy. You you made away and are fucking family.
Later on whether we gotta do.
This has been a last is the best way to dubai.
As you come in with a jaguar full of tequila, and that's the way to do a fucking, podcast yeah man. I do too bro. I can't wait. I can't wait to see the big things that happen for you. I can't wait to be attached to some of those things and I can't wait to fucking. I'm fucking excited man and superman is a great fucking part. It has been a fucking pleasure man. We really, I really appreciated tears
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